Early afternoon

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 28 Nov 2025, 12:25, Reply)

Trois
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cz7nq8r1x11o
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 12:40, Reply)

5/7 everyone’s a winnet

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 12:45, Reply)

Sebastian dried-on excreta

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 28 Nov 2025, 13:00, Reply)

🧣🍆🐶

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 13:08, Reply)

You've got to be innet

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 14:03, Reply)

4/7
Cricket and Superman got me
( theniwokeup has been awake since, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 13:19, Reply)

6/7 Dermatobia hominis infestation

( .Yeti., Fri 28 Nov 2025, 14:30, Reply)

3/wee

( broadsword, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 18:39, Reply)

While it's not exactly true that everyone in America is out to get you, pretty much everyone is solely out for themselves, and in practice it amounts to the same thing

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 16:29, Reply)

afternoon, might buy some shit

( broadsword, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 16:29, Reply)

It's a renewable resource

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 16:30, Reply)

repooable

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 17:13, Reply)

resauce

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 17:30, Reply)

Fuck off you resauce.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 28 Nov 2025, 17:40, Reply)

morning

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 7:13, Reply)

correct

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 7:21, Reply)

Hi

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 28 Nov 2025, 7:24, Reply)

morning, might buy some shit

( broadsword, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 7:37, Reply)

shit, might buy some morning

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 8:03, Reply)

So when is it white Friday then?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 28 Nov 2025, 8:19, Reply)

It's a week after rainbow Friday

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 8:27, Reply)

I JUST WANT MY COUNTRY BACK

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 28 Nov 2025, 8:47, Reply)

+L
claxxxon etc.
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 28 Nov 2025, 9:30, Reply)

Bring back Man Friday

( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 10:29, Reply)

Chainmail made of iron is Fe mail, is there nothing that isn't woke anymore?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 10:56, Reply)

I may buy myself a new pair of running shoes as a Black Friday purchase
I always get the same thing so I know what the regular price is so if I'll be able to tell if it's really a bargain.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 9:05, Reply)

Follow me for more helpful handy tips and hints and advice on life

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 9:24, Reply)

I always wear Brooks and they never seem to be on discount
Clearly there’s a conspiracy involving Big Shoe
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 9:38, Reply)

Warren Buffet's fault
I think he owns them
( $$ ✅, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 9:42, Reply)

Warren Buffet Ronald Mcdonald
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 18:06, Reply)

I used to use Brooks - great shoes, but I run a LOT and they wear out quickly
For the past couple of years I've worn Asics GT 2000 and they seem to last. They update them every now and again so you can get the previous iteration for a hefty saving sometimes.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 9:47, Reply)

Yeah the road ones do wear out quickly if you do long miles.
I try and find last years or older iterations which are usually cheaper.
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 9:50, Reply)

I like New Balance as a general running shoe
but as Cheers said, I always favour Brooks
( $$ ✅, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 9:41, Reply)

I really like NB but find Asics are good to run in and are really hard-wearing too

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 9:50, Reply)

I’ve tried loads of different brands but none seem as comfy as Brooks

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 9:51, Reply)

Years ago I went to a sports shop and they filmed me on a treadmilll
They recommended Brooks and I used them for years, great shoes, but I just found I was getting through them too quickly - after a couple of months they looked like I'd been using them as dogs toys. Asics GT2000 feel just as comfy and last a good few months.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 10:13, Reply)

Was it Runner's Need?
They always seem to recommend Brooks
( $$ ✅, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 10:50, Reply)

Dunno
it was a long time ago. I don't mind though, it was the type of support I wanted to make sure I was getting right rather than the brand.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 12:38, Reply)

+k

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 29 Nov 2025, 2:32, Reply)

^Asic itch

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 28 Nov 2025, 12:59, Reply)

CONSUME OBEY
Ha, yeah that's right I got you.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 10:12, Reply)

oh man, I'm going to have to go home and re-think my entire life now

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 10:20, Reply)

Wake up $hperson!

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 10:42, Reply)

-re-think my entire life now +buy a t-shirt

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 14:17, Reply)

Mornington
Payday 😁
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 28 Nov 2025, 9:31, Reply)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 9:41, Reply)

Morning
Just got myself a Black Friday corner desk for the home office.
( .Yeti., Fri 28 Nov 2025, 10:01, Reply)

Friday corner desk for the dildo e office. osexual playtime funfest or something.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 10:15, Reply)

That came free with the desk.
Why do you think I ordered it?
( .Yeti., Fri 28 Nov 2025, 10:31, Reply)

fuck off then

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 21:55, Reply)

Smell you later

( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 21:56, Reply)

lol

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 21:56, Reply)

Yo homes, to bellend

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 22:53, Reply)

FRESH!

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 0:17, Reply)

Right up the arse
You slaaaaaaaag
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 21:56, Reply)

Oh, I'm awfully sorry
- I don't know what came over me
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 21:57, Reply)

yes you do you harlotte

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 21:59, Reply)

An elephant by the looks of your hair

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 22:12, Reply)

Nutkins was renowned for his natural ebullience and unruly hair style

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 1:07, Reply)

new word on me
( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 1:18, Reply)

nutkins nutkins nutkins

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 1:19, Reply)

packham packam

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 6:37, Reply)

Packham up, Packham in, let me begin...

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 28 Nov 2025, 7:00, Reply)

Can you tell me the way to Packham? Excuse me? How does one get to Packham from here?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 14:17, Reply)

Some ignorant fuckwobble at work made a racist remark and got the sack
He didn't realise the boss was Jewish
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 27 Nov 2025, 17:35, Reply)

Poor Queef, he only just got that new job

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 17:37, Reply)

LOL
fuck him
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 27 Nov 2025, 17:39, Reply)

Did you hear about the mohel with poor eyesight who bungled a bris?
He got the sac!
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 27 Nov 2025, 17:56, Reply)

Yakety yak
Don't cut sac!
( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 0:28, Reply)

excellent, we love to see it

(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 17:44, Reply)

Typical yids

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 27 Nov 2025, 17:46, Reply)

Saw on the BBC news that some doctor has been suspended for antisemetic remarks and I just wanted to say that I have nothing against the jews and think they're much better than those awful muslims

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 17:53, Reply)

Pfft, amateur.
We've got a doctor up here who's been charged with stalking his son's rape victim, up your game.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 18:46, Reply)

acute angina

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 19:43, Reply)

I hate U2 baby

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 27 Nov 2025, 19:55, Reply)

arc, tongue

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 20:00, Reply)

Edgy.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 20:00, Reply)

Bono sounds like a clown's name
Uncle Bono's Magic and Balloon Show
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 20:02, Reply)

Uncle Bono's made a balloon atomic bomb, what do?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 20:03, Reply)

Uncle Bono says every time he bursts a balloon animal, a child dies in Africa, please stop him!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 20:04, Reply)

Pop goes the
Eswatini
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 27 Nov 2025, 20:40, Reply)

he pops, zulus

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 22:23, Reply)

+m

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 27 Nov 2025, 22:13, Reply)

BMS just sent out a discontinuation notice for thalidomide capsules,
we use them to make a suspension for poor little kiddies with cancer. I can only conclude that Big Pharma's motto is "Kiddies with cancer? Fuck 'em."
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 19:56, Reply)

They are for profit. No point making stuff for free

( mongychops, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 20:04, Reply)

£300 a pack, they were doing OK from it

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 20:06, Reply)

For chemo nausea?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 20:05, Reply)

No, to treat multiple myeloma.
Comes in 50mg capsules but we make it into a liquid for children's hospitals, unlicensed specialist use. It does seem to be effective for that indication, obviously massive pregnancy prevention programme to go with it.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 20:11, Reply)

I heard ur face is a massive pregnancy prevention programme, m{2^3}.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 27 Nov 2025, 21:07, Reply)

horny girls HATE me!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 22:22, Reply)

Your an unlicensed special

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 0:21, Reply)

That's probably it, and they don't want to make them pregnant with deformed babies.

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 0:19, Reply)

differently formed

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 1:15, Reply)

The boss is always Jewish

( mongychops, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 18:00, Reply)

Bruce Springstein

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 21:47, Reply)

Borscht in the USA

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 10:21, Reply)

Born to Run (the world)

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 18:10, Reply)

Humanoid Reptilian Touch

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 19:12, Reply)

I'd like to think at least some of us live in a world where you can get sacked for making racist remarks without the boss being Jewish

( .Yeti., Thu 27 Nov 2025, 18:25, Reply)

Good
I have to work with 2 of the most racist old bitches it has ever been my misfortune to meet. I have given hints to HR, but they've been there for donkey's years and I don't want to rock the boat too much.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 20:05, Reply)

I don't think HR can really do much with hints.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 20:27, Reply)

HR from Bad Brains?
Yeah he's famous for not taking hints
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 21:50, Reply)

That's because his brain is quite bad.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 27 Nov 2025, 22:07, Reply)

alright 'not Forrest'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 21:49, Reply)

fuck the jews, man

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 21:49, Reply)

Might do an afternoon

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 13:21, Reply)

don't worry if you can't finish it, there's always tomorrow

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 13:24, Reply)

I've butchered my fingers on a bacon slicer
Fucking hurts
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 13:29, Reply)

ugh that sounds grim

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 13:33, Reply)

b3ta etc

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 16:37, Reply)

I did that once
they're sharp fuckers aren't they?
(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 13:40, Reply)

fingers?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 15:07, Reply)

calculators

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 16:40, Reply)

Or possibly Sean Beans

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 16:41, Reply)

Do you work in a butchers or are you just too much of a food snob to buy the pre-sliced stuff?

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 13:46, Reply)

He's a bacon slicer warrior

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 16:06, Reply)

Artisan charcutier m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 18:16, Reply)

Ooh, what's her name?

( mongychops, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 13:58, Reply)

Well I liked it
*clicks*
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 27 Nov 2025, 17:32, Reply)

The mandolins of the meat world

( .Yeti., Thu 27 Nov 2025, 14:00, Reply)

#Infest

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 16:48, Reply)

Neil Youngzzzzzzz

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 21:51, Reply)

Were you in a rash?

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 14:43, Reply)

He'll know not to be rasher in future

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 16:34, Reply)

just being ham fisted

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 16:34, Reply)

he's a b(e)acon of calm

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 19:48, Reply)

You're not supposed to give yourself the bacon slicer treatment

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 15:04, Reply)

You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

( $$ ✅, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 15:52, Reply)

25p ham

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 16:36, Reply)

rob's divorce settlement

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 16:37, Reply)

actual lol

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 17:02, Reply)

+ster

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 16:46, Reply)

Do you have anything else you could fuck with until your fingers heal?

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 16:36, Reply)

a finger of fuck is just enough

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 16:45, Reply)

Fucked until my fingers bled, was the summer of fisty time!

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 2:27, Reply)

mite do a poo

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 10:50, Reply)

double dog dare you

(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 11:09, Reply)

Please try to grow up. You lot act like stupid kids

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 11:21, Reply)

mite do a gross medical negligence

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 11:35, Reply)

lol

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 11:43, Reply)

😉

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 11:47, Reply)

You lovable cheeky scamp you, go on, treat yourself to a bit of negligence, you've earned it

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 12:15, Reply)

Go for it!
you've earned it.
( $$ ✅, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 12:47, Reply)

Have one for me

( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 13:05, Reply)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 27 Nov 2025, 7:51, Reply)

yes

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 8:01, Reply)

bolllocks

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 8:23, Reply)

Not you.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 27 Nov 2025, 8:27, Reply)

Aye.

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 9:59, Reply)

Other half is treating a cancer patient and finding it tough
the guy is not yet 30 and his wife left him when he got the diagnosis. Fucking hell, some people are cunts. Almost like a country and western song.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 10:09, Reply)

It's usually (by a rate of over six) the men who leave.
Like Theodore 'Dr. Seuss' Geisel going off and having an affair that led to his wife's suicide after she got cancer.
( .Yeti., Thu 27 Nov 2025, 11:28, Reply)

Nice man.
Geisel supported the internment of Japanese Americans during World War II in order to prevent possible sabotage. Geisel explained his position:
'But right now, when the Japs are planting their hatchets in our skulls, it seems like a hell of a time for us to smile and warble: "Brothers!" It is a rather flabby battle cry. If we want to win, we've got to kill Japs, whether it depresses John Haynes Holmes or not. We can get palsy-walsy afterward with those that are left.'
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 11:37, Reply)

How are we to beat the Japs, if we don't provide them slaps?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 11:43, Reply)

Don't let them through the gaps

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 12:42, Reply)

Better keep them under wraps

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 16:07, Reply)

Maybe he found out his wife had Japanese roots or something.

( .Yeti., Thu 27 Nov 2025, 12:25, Reply)

bom dia

(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 10:32, Reply)

Tudo bem?

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 10:39, Reply)

sim obrigado

(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 10:41, Reply)

Tambem

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 14:21, Reply)

disculpe, eu no falo portuguese

(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 14:38, Reply)

Falo um pouco

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 15:12, Reply)

um pouco pau lol

(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 17:50, Reply)

bolllocks

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 20:34, Reply)

How big are your dad's?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 26 Nov 2025, 20:46, Reply)

very small these days i would imagine

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 20:54, Reply)

can confirm

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 21:47, Reply)

Was he neutered?
I hear that happens.
( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 22:55, Reply)

Thinly sliced, breaded and fried

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 21:14, Reply)

saucy
brown preferably
( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 22:37, Reply)

adidas three stripe nuts

(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 21:15, Reply)

fuck off you big nosed double faced bastard

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 22:37, Reply)

lol big

(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 22:53, Reply)

two big noses then?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 23:04, Reply)

yes m8

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 0:13, Reply)

i doubt the truth of that statement

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 0:19, Reply)

four eyes then yeah

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 2:33, Reply)

alright.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 26 Nov 2025, 21:23, Reply)

sup

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 22:35, Reply)

Do you think the size of a woman's breasts
is an indicator of how well she would perform as a mother?

Asking for my mum!
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Wed 26 Nov 2025, 17:19, Reply)

well if they're too big
she'd struggle to hold a baby, so that might be a factor
(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 17:23, Reply)

Hmmmm possible smothering

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Wed 26 Nov 2025, 18:07, Reply)

-s

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 0:12, Reply)

no

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 26 Nov 2025, 17:27, Reply)

^flat chested

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Wed 26 Nov 2025, 18:08, Reply)

^ Roy Whiting

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 26 Nov 2025, 18:13, Reply)

How big are your mums?

( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 17:51, Reply)

Somewhere between bizwams and bazookas

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Wed 26 Nov 2025, 18:06, Reply)

Why did she leave them in Poland?

( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 18:08, Reply)

Now hold on a sec, I thought Queef was the only person here who had mums?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 26 Nov 2025, 18:10, Reply)

And it's me you need to show, how deep is your clunge?

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 20:15, Reply)

Back in the 90s when the Take That version came out
I would always sing to myself how deep is your arse.
Kept it open to be either sex, see even then I was equally a dick to everyone.
( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 22:58, Reply)

alright Zack Polanski

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 17:53, Reply)

I've never thought about it until now, let me think about it some more ok, are you in a rush for answers, because if so maybe you should ask someone else ok
ok
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 18:44, Reply)

I've reached a conclusion.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 18:45, Reply)

I hope you've mopped up and washed your hands.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 26 Nov 2025, 18:51, Reply)

No
I'm infertile and have 46F boobs. They're a fucking nightmare.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 21:15, Reply)

Verily, ‘tis after noon

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 12:12, Reply)

how's it going?
off to work in a sec
(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 12:13, Reply)

Not bad, car’s in for its service and I’m expecting the inevitable call of doom
How about u?
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 12:15, Reply)

ach
annual christmas trauma (both parents died this time of year) compounded by a former director of my company being an absolute pain in my arse

but other than that, pretty good :)
(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 12:50, Reply)

Ah that’s shit, hope you can still have a decent Christmas

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 12:53, Reply)

thanks cheers

(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 14:19, Reply)

SAY IT PROPERLY

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 14:20, Reply)

theers

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 14:21, Reply)

it properly

(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 14:27, Reply)

oooh you're proper vexing me

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 14:29, Reply)

Inspections are free here if done by the State DoT but they're a joke, they don't even check emissions any more
Inspection takes about 10 minutes.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 14:15, Reply)

lol emissions

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 14:16, Reply)

I’ve always wondered if cars in the US need whatever their equivalent of an MOT is
because I’ve seen some absolute sheds driving about over there which surely aren’t roadworthy
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 14:24, Reply)

Every State has their own standards and procedures, or lack thereof

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 14:28, Reply)

👍

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 14:30, Reply)

When I had a car in New Zealand, you needed to get a Warrant of Fitness every 6 months.
WOF is so much more fun to say than MOT.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 14:37, Reply)

But having to say it every 6 months is egregious

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 14:39, Reply)

Not in New Zealand, all the vowels are different, they probably say "ugrugaeos" or something

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 14:46, Reply)

First time I was there was in 2006, Lily Allen was inexplicably popular at the time
and on the radio they kept calling her "Lully Eelen"
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 14:48, Reply)

-get a Warrant of +Witness the

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 14:44, Reply)

WIF

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 14:45, Reply)

Car has a clean bill of health I’m sure you’ll all be pleased to know
Subscribe and hit the bell for more updates
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 16:54, Reply)

hooray!

(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 17:22, Reply)

alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 26 Nov 2025, 12:17, Reply)

y

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 12:18, Reply)

After bollocks, more like

( broadsword, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 12:50, Reply)

true dat

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 12:54, Reply)

Steve WITLESS, more like!!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 13:38, Reply)

bit of biting political satire for our US colleagues there, hope it's not too highbrow for them

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 13:38, Reply)

it is

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 14:18, Reply)

I've done a picture of him on /board, stomped by HT, rude

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 14:31, Reply)

might fp that later

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 14:39, Reply)

Am in meeting. There is power point
Slide has comic ms.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 13:53, Reply)

Multiple Sclerosis is no laughing matter m8

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 13:59, Reply)

Shut up about poor Charlie Kirk!!!

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 14:16, Reply)

Charlie sub-Kirk

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 14:24, Reply)

Charlie CORPSE

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 15:14, Reply)

day off today

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 14:03, Reply)

^ k-hole

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 14:03, Reply)

ketamine will mess u up

( theniwokeup has been awake since, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 14:17, Reply)

brilliant

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 14:32, Reply)

Bran, yeah

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 14:19, Reply)

Kevin's scrotum

(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 14:28, Reply)

a melange of exotic scents and schwetty balls

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 14:31, Reply)

Verified

( $$ ✅, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 14:24, Reply)

✅

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 14:31, Reply)

'Tis so

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 14:37, Reply)

it has been written

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 14:45, Reply)

Has anyone said b3ta yet?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 26 Nov 2025, 14:59, Reply)

I said b3ta once
And it was pretty sexy actually
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 15:34, Reply)

morning!

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 6:13, Reply)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 26 Nov 2025, 6:15, Reply)

morning?

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 6:46, Reply)

morning

( broadsword, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 6:51, Reply)

Of a fashion, yes

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 8:05, Reply)

Morning.
some kind of tractor display in Leicester Square and Parliament Square. I think they took over Waterloo Bridge as well. Can't see much about it in the news which is a shame as they've clearly driven a long way to get some attention.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 9:15, Reply)

Prolly still crying about their v generous tax breaks becoming slightly fewer generous

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 26 Nov 2025, 9:29, Reply)

Well, listen, I'll tell you what the point is.
You have big sheds, but nobody's allowed in, and inside these big sheds are twenty-foot-high chickens, because of all the chemicals you put in them. And these chickens are scared. They don't know why they're so big. They go, "Oh why am I so massive?" And they're looking down on all the other little chickens, and they think they're in an aeroplane because all the other chickens are so small… do you deny that?
( $$ ✅, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 9:49, Reply)

I've seen the big-eared boys on farms.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 26 Nov 2025, 10:13, Reply)

moz

( $$ ✅, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 9:49, Reply)

Racist

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 10:28, Reply)

It is indeed

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 10:02, Reply)

Joan Bransoff

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 25 Nov 2025, 22:25, Reply)

Virgout

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Nov 2025, 23:11, Reply)

Branson's Pickled

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 6:51, Reply)

Evening even

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 25 Nov 2025, 17:46, Reply)

alright Top Cat

(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Tue 25 Nov 2025, 18:13, Reply)

Tune
youtu.be/RrueE1Lzngs?si=uUEL450MDE_q1fVr
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 25 Nov 2025, 19:04, Reply)

Locket

(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Tue 25 Nov 2025, 19:50, Reply)

^Fisherman's friend

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 25 Nov 2025, 20:45, Reply)

in a bivvy with your buddy is a beautiful place to be

(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Tue 25 Nov 2025, 20:51, Reply)

Spose

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 25 Nov 2025, 18:53, Reply)

+ing

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 25 Nov 2025, 19:25, Reply)

alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 25 Nov 2025, 19:36, Reply)

yes

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 25 Nov 2025, 19:55, Reply)

yee

( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 25 Nov 2025, 20:53, Reply)

even ning

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 25 Nov 2025, 21:00, Reply)

Deep and crisp and

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Nov 2025, 21:57, Reply)

That reminds me
How does King Wenceslas like his pizzas?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 25 Nov 2025, 22:01, Reply)

stuck up his arse

(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Tue 25 Nov 2025, 23:31, Reply)

right up it

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 2:07, Reply)

afternoon

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 25 Nov 2025, 12:39, Reply)

hiya!

(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Tue 25 Nov 2025, 12:53, Reply)

Kill yourself.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 25 Nov 2025, 13:12, Reply)

tried that once
it didn't take
(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Tue 25 Nov 2025, 13:33, Reply)

Try again.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 25 Nov 2025, 13:39, Reply)

after you

(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Tue 25 Nov 2025, 13:59, Reply)

this is so romantic 😍

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Nov 2025, 14:16, Reply)

-roman +spas

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 25 Nov 2025, 14:18, Reply)

spas kemp, checks out

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 25 Nov 2025, 14:21, Reply)

Sigur Roman

(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Tue 25 Nov 2025, 14:48, Reply)

ca·sus bel·li

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Nov 2025, 17:17, Reply)

i end
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 25 Nov 2025, 17:52, Reply)

n00n

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 25 Nov 2025, 13:56, Reply)

morning

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 25 Nov 2025, 1:05, Reply)

yes

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 25 Nov 2025, 1:10, Reply)

hi

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 25 Nov 2025, 8:09, Reply)

Some song i heard ages ago claimed it had broken, clearly that was a lie

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Nov 2025, 1:51, Reply)

Mine is still working, however I have just ordered a better one.

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 25 Nov 2025, 7:19, Reply)

Who the fucking hell buys a morning on Black Friday?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 25 Nov 2025, 8:42, Reply)

Me.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 25 Nov 2025, 9:14, Reply)

I'd rather do that than be one of those chumps who waits until after black Friday and then buys their morning for twice the price.

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 25 Nov 2025, 10:51, Reply)

Once you go black friday you never go back friday

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 25 Nov 2025, 10:52, Reply)

I bought my Tuesday morning on black Friday, but it was useless because it was the wrong morning :(

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 25 Nov 2025, 11:02, Reply)

Can you return it?

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 25 Nov 2025, 11:08, Reply)

Not until Saturday morning

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 25 Nov 2025, 11:12, Reply)

Only on Saturday morning

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 25 Nov 2025, 11:32, Reply)

Fuck off you return

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Tue 25 Nov 2025, 13:34, Reply)

 
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Nov 2025, 17:18, Reply)

I sent mine back for a refund

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 25 Nov 2025, 8:10, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8462460
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 25 Nov 2025, 9:19, Reply)

morning

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Tue 25 Nov 2025, 5:04, Reply)

hi

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 25 Nov 2025, 7:20, Reply)

yes

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 25 Nov 2025, 8:10, Reply)

happy morning to you too

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 25 Nov 2025, 6:46, Reply)

Tuesday fuck yeah let’s go team!!

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 25 Nov 2025, 8:10, Reply)

Nice sunny day out there
gorgeous colours on the trees, the red brown and gold leaves look lovely in the sunshine.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 25 Nov 2025, 8:25, Reply)

We need more of this positivity

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 25 Nov 2025, 8:30, Reply)

I'm staying with my sister and her boys at the moment
they're doing well after the loss of husband/dad. Very impressed with their resilience and how supportive they are of each other. Also, we had Bon Maman spreads at breakfast so it's like being in a fancy hotel!
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 25 Nov 2025, 8:37, Reply)

/unsubscribe
( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Tue 25 Nov 2025, 8:51, Reply)

morning

(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Tue 25 Nov 2025, 9:25, Reply)

greetings

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 25 Nov 2025, 9:49, Reply)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 25 Nov 2025, 9:57, Reply)

Another stupid day of stupid work

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 25 Nov 2025, 10:57, Reply)

Phil Collinzzz

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 25 Nov 2025, 11:13, Reply)

In b4 afternoon

( $$ ✅, Tue 25 Nov 2025, 11:46, Reply)

I just done a fucking gert big shit lol

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 20:35, Reply)

How much of a Dame Judi was produced?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 24 Nov 2025, 20:38, Reply)

86%

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 21:37, Reply)

rofl

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 20:58, Reply)

lmao

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 22:18, Reply)

Classic Queef Smegwin!

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 21:18, Reply)

Textbook m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 22:18, Reply)

You shit at night?
That's weird
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 21:39, Reply)

Implication being that you don't shit at night if you need a shit, that's weirder

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 21:45, Reply)

My bowels are very well regulated
I shit about 10 minutes after I wake up and again an hour later
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 22:15, Reply)

and again an hour later before I put o-on my makeup
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 22:24, Reply)

i drop a little pair for you

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 23:02, Reply)

And then you get out of bed?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 22:51, Reply)

Nature called, my bowels answered

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 22:08, Reply)

Nature has the decency not to call me after midday

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 22:16, Reply)

I am somewhat irregular

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 22:20, Reply)

That's fucking weird, and it's weird you don't acknowledge that

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 22:37, Reply)

when nature calls me it usually leaves a message

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 22:48, Reply)

-age

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Nov 2025, 0:50, Reply)

Hello, is it me you're pooping for?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Nov 2025, 0:52, Reply)

Who the fucking hell buys a washing machine or dishwasher on Black Friday?
They either work or they don't. When they stop working you are in need of a new one, what kind of twat goes "well, this washing machine is fine but since I can get save a few quid I'm going to replace it with another one that does the same thing." FFS.

What's annoying you right now?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 14:01, Reply)

Let it go, love

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 14:05, Reply)

Capitalism has just broken me

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 15:32, Reply)

I do take your point though
How many sofas does DFS think I need?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 15:38, Reply)

En Vogue'zzz

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 19:39, Reply)

Just bought three in case

( $$ ✅, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 14:08, Reply)

Does your garage look like that scene at the end of Raiders Of The Lost Ark?

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 15:33, Reply)

my mind does

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 15:55, Reply)

BOTTOM... MEN

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 16:08, Reply)

If you are a Bum Lord, zen I am Mickey Mouse!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 19:40, Reply)

Terrible bullying of garold. :(

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 24 Nov 2025, 20:07, Reply)

Not nearly terrible enough

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 21:54, Reply)

maybe people with shit or unreliable ones?
who need an enticing price to finally make the move?
dunno, I've never bought one
(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 14:28, Reply)

How have you made it to your age without ever buying a washing machine?
Not judging, just genuinely surprised.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 15:22, Reply)

wedding present after leaving shared houses
then got my brother's spare after the divorce
(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 15:25, Reply)

Sounds pretty bizarro to me

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 15:32, Reply)

Sounds like a smart way to avoid paying for things that are designed to fail.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 15:38, Reply)

I just stopped paying for an icon

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 15:41, Reply)

heheh

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 15:45, Reply)

Oh shit, I thought it was just a one-off payment, I didn't realise it was a subscription. Does that mean I am no longer a member in good standing and must stop using the letters B3TA after my name on official correspondence?

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 18:06, Reply)

I think you're OK, as long as you've been submitting your revalidation every year,
Reflecting on the three b3ta standards selected by HappyToast:
- b3ta users must uphold the glomping of artists;
- b3ta users must encourage contribution by positive comments;
- b3ta users must reject all AI content coming over here and stealing our jobs and women.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 18:49, Reply)

That sounds awful, think I'll just use my B4ChAN from now on.

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 19:43, Reply)

- tasteful tributes please
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Nov 2025, 2:06, Reply)

Nobody got this reference, I’m very disappointed in you all

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 18:14, Reply)

Especially you, Trouser

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 18:15, Reply)

I don't pay that much attention to what you lot type.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 20:03, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/8462602
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 20:57, Reply)

I did if that helps
but didn't have anything to add
I thought about saying something about only washing corduroy but it wasn't funny
(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 19:05, Reply)

Probably for the Best

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 19:32, Reply)

I still don't understand the reference, should I delete my account and kill myself?
Asking for a transgender-obsessed blue-hair fetishist.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 21:59, Reply)

yeah, fuck it
might as well
(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Tue 25 Nov 2025, 9:23, Reply)

I find they either work and are fine
or don't and aren't. When I've had these devices go wrong they do so pretty fundamentally, irreparably and have to be replaced straight away.

Marital harmony would not survive months of unwashed clothes and dishes waiting for the sales.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 15:35, Reply)

They do reach a state of no longer being properly servicable/cleanable.
If it still "works" though, the sensible option is to hold out for a good deal on a new one.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 14:47, Reply)

I've never had a washing machine or dishwasher give much notice of impending death
it works. Then it doesn't.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 15:36, Reply)

I think you're just jealous that you didn't get yours in a sale.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 15:57, Reply)

so you cannot possibly conceive of scenarios that you have not personally experienced?

(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 15:58, Reply)

Attempting to think about that makes him angry.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 16:05, Reply)

that was me m8

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 14:48, Reply)

Americans

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 16:02, Reply)

Have you considered that some people might not have previously owned a washing machine or dishwasher and were waiting for these items to become just affordable enough for them to take the plunge?
No you haven't, you silver spoon mouthing affluent prick
( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 16:07, Reply)

Woah hey there chill out dude

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 16:10, Reply)

As someone who always strives to have the best things I feel personally affronted by the idea that people who already have a thing should not buy a better thing and we must not tolerate /garold's attempts to turn /talk into Soviet Russia.

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 16:15, Reply)

Felt cute, might seize the means of production

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 16:27, Reply)

Seize this
*points at crotch*
( $$ ✅, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 16:52, Reply)

I do declare! *Blushes*

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 18:04, Reply)

yeah garold, you CUNT

(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 17:06, Reply)

The blue haired LGBTQKFHSKRNFHSFKE brigade

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 17:15, Reply)

Don’t you get tired of being like a pizza cutter: all edge and no point?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 17:52, Reply)

Oh that's quite good, well done you

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 18:05, Reply)

lol

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 18:32, Reply)

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( Cheers Cheers, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 19:01, Reply)

FP THIS NOW

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 19:41, Reply)

afternoon yes hi

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 12:17, Reply)

Jimmy Stiff

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 12:21, Reply)

He was great :(

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 13:24, Reply)

James Sub-prime?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 13:25, Reply)

Jimmy Whiff

( $$ ✅, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 12:25, Reply)

You Can’t Get It If You’re Really Dead

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 12:41, Reply)

If horrible is around the TNG darmok episode is on tonight

( mongychops, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 13:01, Reply)

That episode is great but also bothers me.
I get the idea of their communication all being based around metaphor and analogy, but you’d still need a way to communicate new concepts to people who don’t know the stories already, like children for example.

I’m here all week for outdated takes on late 80s/early 90s TV shows, if you’d like.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 13:19, Reply)

no

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 13:45, Reply)

When Norm smashes a bottle over Cliffy's head in Cheers,
was Norm smashing the red tape of the US Mail, or was it because he thought Cliff called him gay?
( $$ ✅, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 13:56, Reply)

I always thought that the bottle represented the phallocentric autocracy of the whole mail system
And Woody just meant "hard on*
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 14:07, Reply)

That makes sense now
Even Frasier Crane rubbed his nobbin on the beer mats
( $$ ✅, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 14:08, Reply)

In the 80s you couldn’t show hardcore gay penetrative sex on primetime TV
so that was a metaphor.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 15:21, Reply)

Then George Went

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 23:00, Reply)

^ mongychops and Aardvark on b3ta

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 15:20, Reply)

alright mate

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 13:55, Reply)

Jimmy Stiff

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 24 Nov 2025, 13:37, Reply)

Hello yes

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 13:54, Reply)

Goodbye no

( $$ ✅, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 13:56, Reply)

The Harder They Become [rigor mortis]

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 15:18, Reply)

morning

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 6:36, Reply)

yes

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 7:15, Reply)

hi

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 9:29, Reply)

morning

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 9:37, Reply)

yes

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 11:07, Reply)

Hi

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 24 Nov 2025, 7:33, Reply)

morning

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 9:29, Reply)

yes

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 9:37, Reply)

hi

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 11:07, Reply)

ARSEHOLE

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 10:14, Reply)

jumping frole, albequerque

(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 12:05, Reply)

Mornington Crescent

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 13:47, Reply)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 8:39, Reply)

yes

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 9:29, Reply)

Hi

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 9:37, Reply)

morning

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 11:07, Reply)

Hello flebmateys

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 9:35, Reply)

hey

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 13:47, Reply)

yes

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 10:07, Reply)

morning

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 10:24, Reply)

hi

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 11:08, Reply)

Happy days

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 10:53, Reply)

Yo

( $$ ✅, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 10:55, Reply)

mesrning

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 11:29, Reply)