Zzzzz

( Zuowan, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 1:56, archived)

it starts
"ABCDE"... silly
(Cyrus, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 2:12, archived)

It's probably too late
to post a reply.
But I won't let that stop me.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 12:37, archived)

you = subset of 'all'
all = gay
therefore
your {all} gay
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 1:37, archived)

geeks ruined the internet, all their filthy secret codes,

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 1:38, archived)

perchance!
/ac

just back from our work 'Summer Ball'. I managed not to call anyone a cunt, eat all teh canapés, and get loads of great photos :)
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 1:40, archived)

hurrah,
free booze?
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 1:41, archived)

only for the organisers :)
/ organiser :)
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 1:45, archived)

photos?
any drunken embarassing [topless] ones?
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 1:51, archived)

curiously enough
I was just about to post this
www.globalhumbug.com/b3ta/angenorks.JPG
Does what it says on the tin.
I may also get her to pose for me in the near future... she's a mate's gf, but she wants to give him a 'present'.*

*actually, I strongly suspect she wants the cock. But this would be wrong

edit: and there's these www.globalhumbug.com/b3ta/legs.jpg
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 1:55, archived)

I suggest you take more


and share.

Nothing wrong with cock, unless you have one with a right angle kink in it.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 1:59, archived)

well, knowing this girl
a proper photo session would probably result in me giving her a couple of drinks to loosen up, and her clothing becoming very rapidly surplus.
I've seen it all before, but I think if my mate didn't know that the session was taking place, there might be less inhibition.
Which would be bad - because I know she's dirty and she loves it ;)
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 2:01, archived)

Bedtime Listening:
Should I:
a) Broaden my musical taste with Xfm and listening to 'the best DJ mixes' with someone with the surname hyman
b) Listen to The Arrow, and hear about a 2:1 ratio of bad to good music, with the bad music being boooring.
c) Listen to Planet Rock, with a lower ratio of good music, but not as bad bad music.
d) Put my MP3 player on random
e) Listen to the sea with a shell
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 1:28, archived)

read a book

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 1:32, archived)

I would if I could
have the light on. I still haven't read 'Jonathan Livingston Seagull'.
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 1:34, archived)

the go for a

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 1:39, archived)

You should listen to this
drainpipe.mp3
Pink drainpipe
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 1:40, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/612064


Will listen now :)
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 1:42, archived)

However my favourite track of all time
by the Bonzos is this track it is surreal.

canyon.mp3
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 1:50, archived)

You rock all of.
But this will have to wait until sunrise. Night night xx
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 2:03, archived)

Go to sleep the traditional way
Fwap into a sock while thinking about some bird from work / uni / school.
( Zuowan, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 1:33, archived)

for some of the people here
it's fwappage over someone from here.


scary huh?
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sun 3 Jul 2005, 1:39, archived)

Funny you say that
I'm actually wanking as I write this. About you. Yes, you - you reading this now. I can see you.
( Zuowan, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 1:51, archived)

oh bum.
i just spent the evening wishing i had an excuse to go get it in with the guy i like, didn't happen, and once again i end up feelung very single
oh the fun
oh the drunkeness
edit: go get it in? what does that mean? -truly is time for bed!
( bookerina, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 1:12, archived)

Tell him,
we really don't get hints...
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 1:13, archived)

I agree with this comment

( viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 1:18, archived)

that would be the sensible thing to do, but i've practically told him already
and he turned me down then, so i have every reason to think he'd do the same again
i think i need to go to bed, but i'm scared of the hangover that awaits...
( bookerina, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 1:19, archived)

Next time you see him,
pounce on him.
( toxie, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 1:18, archived)

there is a fine line between showing you are open to offers
and appearing too needy/desperate and scaring people off.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 1:26, archived)

well
he might not object to having a lovely lady pounce on him and shag his brains out.
( toxie, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 1:27, archived)

No not at all
but the fellow may use her if he thinks she is there for the taking any time. This is the balance.

(I also had a couple of stalkers, they went beyond the realms of pushy and after that experience I am scared of women who throw themselves at me and then somehow seem permanently stuck with super strength glue and major psychotic disorders.)

edit/ however - men are useless at getting hints. Just whisper softly in his ear those magic words. "Fuck me [INSERT NAME HERE]" and he will be putty in your fingers and rock in your mouth.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 1:30, archived)

Looking very relaxed,
Adolf Hitler on vibes..... nice.

Thanks Enigmatic :D
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 0:59, archived)

Princess Anne on spoons?

( Roman Totale, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 1:17, archived)

Count Basey
Orchestra on triangle. *ting* Thanks!
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 1:30, archived)

would you like the pink drain pipe one
Hoohah recommended?
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 1:31, archived)

Val Doonican as himself
"Hello there!"
( Zuowan, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 1:32, archived)

My pleasure

(A little late with the reply I dug out the guitar. After watching Live 8 I suddenly felt the desire again.)
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 1:28, archived)

An Ode To Jo Wiley

Fuck Off



.
( Hankster, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 0:28, archived)

she is nothing!
compared to the awesomeness of annie mac
(Heffer foiled, once again, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 0:32, archived)

she's so slow, she didn't have time to put the e on the end of her name on the application form,
/may not have an opinion on her
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 0:32, archived)

The smarmy guy with the big chin and the sunglasses
is a remarkable cunt

edit/ George Michael I think
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 0:33, archived)

I quite like her

( viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 0:35, archived)

I think she's
Great.
(In case we're having a vote)
(SquidHead, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 0:41, archived)

If it's a vote
you can put my ballot paper in the 'Jo Wiley is an irritating bitch' box.
( Roman Totale, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 0:46, archived)

Well, you can Telex my accountant
Call up Tele-Credit, too
I know they send a monthly statement
But I've never read it through
You say you won't accept my Visa
Or American Express
The computer is suspicious
'Cause I've got no fixed address
Lady, that's a valid document
Check out the way I'm dressed!
You know the way I'm feelin' now,
I'd take a lie-detector test!


Paradise lost for capital gain
Traded for a ticket on the gravy train
I can amortize the cost,
With a minimum of pain
But I need it for a write off,
Can't take another night off
You know I never carry change....



Great song. If anyone wants it I can upload it.
( Malchick, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 0:17, archived)

Is that a new barclays ad?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 0:24, archived)

Tim Curry, eh? :)

( Sygiinu, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 0:24, archived)

It is indeed,
probably his best song. Shame he only ever made 2 music videos, because I would have quite liked a Charge It! video.
You want it?
( Malchick, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 0:26, archived)

ah if ye like, i'll take a listen, ta :)
assuming you hold the appropriate copyrights to redistribute the song of course!
( Sygiinu, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 0:29, archived)

Here...
feralweb.com/tim curry-charge it.mp3
( Malchick, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 0:58, archived)

Here...
feralweb.com/tim%20curry%20-%20charge it.mp3 curry-charge it.mp3
( Malchick, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 0:59, archived)

ty :)
*huggles*
( Sygiinu, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 1:01, archived)

Here.
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 1:02, archived)

kidnap him and make your own,
with coloured lights and everything
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 0:29, archived)

Nighty night everyone.
I shall be thespianing tomorrow. Wish me luck.
( ArthurTheRat, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 0:01, archived)

G'luck.
I'm sure you'll be ace.
You look like a Proper Actor with your hair all ponytailed.
( Comma, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 0:02, archived)

I shall be Shylock.
Oy vey.
( ArthurTheRat, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 0:04, archived)

I've never seen the Merchant of Venice.

( Comma, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 0:05, archived)

Then you won't be wanting this pound of flesh

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 0:07, archived)

look
you appear pretty decent,here take it off my hands for a fiver, okay so its sinking a bit tell you what you can have it for four quid and im slicing my own throat with that one.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 0:08, archived)

break a leg, as they say :)
nighty night
( Sygiinu, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 0:04, archived)

Break someone's legs.
I don't have much idea what you're talking about.
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 0:07, archived)

break both legs

( The Incredible... accident free since, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 0:17, archived)

break someone elses legs

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 0:25, archived)

My stepbrother
just saw Paul Mccartney on the TV and said
"Who's that?"

edit: now see, look at all those people in Hyde park. Now imagine 5 times as many, and try to imagine them all condensed into the streets of Edinburgh at the same time. Not such a good plan now is it Bob?
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:55, archived)

I hope you said a tosser back

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:56, archived)

Why do lots of
people dislike Paul?
( Sygiinu, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:57, archived)

becuse his ego is bigger than his songwriting talent.
he should have quit the music industry around 1969/1970
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:59, archived)

I agree with the quit date but
he wrote one of the most recorded songs ever - Yesterday. He was talented once.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 0:01, archived)

yes
i agree he did a lot of good with the beatles - my comment about his songwriting pertains to recent years
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 0:03, archived)

See my below post.
His lyrics were fantastic, hence the success of Yesterday and Hey Jude amongst others despite their melodic shortcomings. But not every song he wrote had the vocal quality required to make up for the musical shortcomings, and so his quality was always limited.
John, on the other hand, was original and provocative, even if sometimes his lyrics lacked the widespread empathetic touch that makes a good song a classic.
For proof: what's recognised as the best song ever (besides perhaps Bohemian Rhapsody)? It's John's "Imagine," not anything Paul wrote.
( Malchick, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 0:05, archived)

hrmmm
imagine or yesterday?

actually, those two words seem to say an awful lot about lennon and maccas
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 0:07, archived)

and as a finale
four bars from the end of Hey Jude didn't really do it for me. Partly because some idiot gave Mariah Carey a mic and she then gave it to those stupid african kids.
(Brad Dice, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 0:08, archived)

This strikes me as a remarkably fucktarded point of view.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 0:30, archived)

because
its fashionable too although there are some good jokes about him.
Paul has his family round the dinner table and says he has good news and bad news.The bad news that your mother Linda has died,the goods news however is that its friday so its steak night.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 0:00, archived)

I like the one
that he bought Heather a plane for Christmas.
He got her a shave for the other leg.
She tried to take it back, but from a legal standpoint she didn't have a leg to stand on.
( Malchick, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 0:02, archived)

OK, talented though he may be,
and undeniably he's a lyrical genius, but his music is shite, and has only got worse over the years.
I swear to fucking God, when they shot John Lennon, they got the wrong one.
( Malchick, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 0:01, archived)

yoko
was just out of shot.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 0:01, archived)

this is what that ↑ is supposed to say
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 0:02, archived)

Oh come off it
Lennon would have carried on writing miserable bollock poetry and dodgy art shit.
( magnum, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 0:04, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/614164
( Malchick, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 0:08, archived)

Because
he thinks he is the sole member of The Beatles
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 0:05, archived)

He almost is now, though.
What's Ringo doing these days?
( Comma, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 0:07, archived)

isn't he living it up and keeping his head down in the USA?
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 0:08, archived)

ringo was never the best drummer in the world
in fact he wasnt even the best drummer in the beatles. In fact he still isn't.

but he reads train stories very well.
(Brad Dice, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 0:11, archived)

No, he was average at best.
The funny thing about The Beatles is that none of them (bar maybe John, but then I'm a fanboy) was especially brilliant at their craft, but corraboratively they were masters of music. Just goes to show that not everything need be perfect to get result, as long as it all fits.

Oh, and for the record, the finest drummer in the world is Dave Grohl. Nirvana fans may disagree, but anyone who has heard QOTSA's Songs for the Deaf cannot deny that he fucking owns.
( Malchick, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 0:14, archived)

bear in mind that
in SFTD thy recorded all the drums in two runs - all the cymbals were done separately, thus making grohl's drumming appear much cleaner and more elaborate than is at first apparent.


but still, he did a damn fine job.
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 0:17, archived)

True,
but Do It Again proves his quality, and I'd be surprised if he hadn't overlaid it himself because that's just the way he is.
( Malchick, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 0:19, archived)

ah balls
now i remember what band i forgot to broadcast earlier.
how could i forget QOTSA? *slaps self*
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 0:22, archived)

he had a book out
i got it for my dad for christmas
( The Incredible... accident free since, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 0:09, archived)

He was big 40 years ago tell him

I notice that annoying one who duetted with Elton John - Pete Doherty - is not there in the finale. Probably unconcious somewhere now.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:58, archived)

Is he ever really conscious?
He seems to just be trafficked around by his groupies and hangers-on, without speaking or making decisions for himself.

AND he gets to shag Kate Moss.
( Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:59, archived)

he is a tit
he certainly wasnt fully conscious when he was on with elton
( The Incredible... accident free since, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 0:02, archived)

I feel sorry for him
because I think he's been caught up in the fame and drugs and supermodels whirlwind and he's not quite sure what's going on.
I reckon he should fuck off for a bit and get himself clean, and then come back and do musics.
But that would be neither rock nor roll, and in reality he'll be found dead in a swimming pool and Kate Moss will give birth to their baby and name it something stupid.
( Comma, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 0:04, archived)

but is he better than mccartney
i think he might be.
(Brad Dice, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 0:09, archived)

how are those people going to get home
last metro has probably gone, a lot of them were planning to go home by train.
(Brad Dice, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 0:05, archived)

they should have thought about that

( The Incredible... accident free since, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 0:08, archived)

The Reading microbash was successful!
And by successful i mean Benny wasnt arrested for public lewdness again
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:52, archived)

ohhhh
miss diane.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:53, archived)

Are you still having a big Reading bash in the next month or 2?
And hello, sir. How are we?
( Malchick, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:53, archived)

We are drunk, but with kebab goodness:)
A proper Reading bash will be organised soon, never fear:)

And now i must lie down as the room spins muchly
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:56, archived)

I bet he was,
but he dropped his trousers for the copper and the copper dropped the charges.
( Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:54, archived)

Nighty night you lot!

(FluffehNinja, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:44, archived)

Night night prettyface.

( Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:46, archived)

night
I can't sleep I need to dig out my Floyd collection and alcohol. I had forgotten just how good they are.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:46, archived)

alcohol
never goes out of fashion.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:50, archived)

surely psychotropic drugs
rather than teh alckyhol?
( Sygiinu, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:51, archived)

This is true
but since I have only vodka in my fridge it will have to do injected into a major artery.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:53, archived)

The
m25?
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:54, archived)

I suspect you are thinking of arterial
or anal.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:55, archived)

anal
nah not going south of the river at this time of night guv`nor.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:57, archived)

night night
sleep tight :)
( Sygiinu, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:49, archived)

hurrah!
my laptop works again!
/sitting on the sofa typing blog
( Sygiinu, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:41, archived)

Are you still coming to my picnic?
*worries*
( Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:44, archived)

Yus!
Though there are roumers that i might have to go to a stag party in the evening, which doesn't please me much. Of course, we could always move the picnic, but lets wait to see what they have to say when I phone them tomorrow.
( Sygiinu, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:49, archived)

Noes!
Noes!
You must come!
I don't really want to move the date now...
( Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:51, archived)

I shall be there, don't worry :)
B3ta/you booked me first, so the silly people can come second. They are already taking advantage by having the wedding on a Monday anyway.

Edit: *packs the wicker picnic hamper*
( Sygiinu, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:53, archived)

Yays!
*prepares cuddlehat*
( Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:56, archived)

well,
teh floyd were cool, but i'm fucked if i'm going to watch that idiot mccartney end the show.
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:27, archived)

Isn't it finished already?

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:28, archived)

not quite

( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:28, archived)

according to a setlist i looked at
we still have macca followed by

Finale (approx 8.45pm) - Possibly Macca with legends such as Mick Jagger and/or George Michael.

looks like they over-ran a little.

edit: i hope he does that frog song, i like that.
(Brad Dice, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:36, archived)

A ring ding ding ding
.
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:49, archived)

I haven't seen any of it.
Can't say I'm too worried about that fact either.
(FluffehNinja, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:29, archived)

So you weren't one of the 89% of the world's population that watched then?
Fnarr at ITV statistics.
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:30, archived)

hey
that means there are either 11% of the worlds population who are either as cynical as me or could not give a rats arse.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:31, archived)

Or don't have TVs?

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:32, archived)

ahh
yes knew there was a weak link.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:35, archived)

Interweb > telly.
And besides, I'm listening to the White Stripes.
(FluffehNinja, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:33, archived)

does that mean the third world watched
surely they have a conflict of interests in this matter?
(Brad Dice, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:33, archived)

Surely they can't afford such luxuries!

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:35, archived)

their
glorius rulers can while they lay in bed sniffing cocaine off high class hookers tits.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:37, archived)

paid for with money borrowed from the same countries they are now scrounging free music from.

(Brad Dice, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:39, archived)

free
music, the thieving bastards get the bpi or the riaa after them and sue their arses to the barren earth.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:40, archived)

I
heard his wife wanted to join him at the end of the show but was refused, apprently she was hopping mad.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:39, archived)

hahaha
*nicks*
( magnum, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:47, archived)

Who was playing the other guitar for Macca on the second song?
Cause he did a collaboration with Floyd's guitarist once...
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:47, archived)

the dark haired guy?
i thought he looked familiar.
(Brad Dice, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:53, archived)

"Africa is a can of worms."
-Annie Lennox

That's not very nice, they don't have all the amenities we have, but it's not that bad.
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:18, archived)

Sounded more like...
A con oof warms.

She has a funny voice, no?
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:21, archived)

so
she got the same phrase book as me then, I do believe its on the same page as `my hovercraft is full of eels`
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:24, archived)

Africa is a place of voodoo magic and is muchly to be avoided.

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:26, archived)

"roaneah 101: Everything you needed to know about Africa"
:)
( FoldsFive, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:28, archived)

There are strange men with faces on their chests and no heads.
And the seas around there boil!
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:28, archived)

And I here
that there be dragons!!!
( FoldsFive, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:29, archived)

The most ferocious kind!

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:30, archived)

*plans to avoid such a location*
*thanks the roaneah*
( FoldsFive, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:31, archived)

You am welcome.

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:36, archived)

Don't forget the monopods!

(FluffehNinja, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:29, archived)

I'm the one teaching this class.
See me after school.
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:30, archived)

Will there be spanking?

(FluffehNinja, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:31, archived)

Many spankings. You have been a very naughty girl.
Showing up at an educational institute with such outrageous hair. *tut*
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:33, archived)

It's very sensible hair.
Won't get caught in heavy machinery, takes seconds to wash and dry and I don't have to brush it.
(FluffehNinja, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:36, archived)

Short hair used to = gang behaviour at my high school.
So there.
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:37, archived)

Hee,
it was bleach blonde wet-look perms and kickers with chunky heels that marked the troublemakers in my old school.

*has flashbacks*
(FluffehNinja, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:39, archived)

voodoo
is from haiti
( The Incredible... accident free since, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:32, archived)

Prove it.

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:34, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voodoo
( The Incredible... accident free since, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:37, archived)

The word is from haiti.
Voodoo is from Africa.
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:41, archived)

bugger
didnt actually read it properly
( The Incredible... accident free since, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:42, archived)

Errm...
"Its primary roots are among the Fon-Ewe peoples of West Africa, in the country now known as Benin (formerly the Kingdom of Dahomey), where Vodun is today the national religion of more than 7 million people."
(FluffehNinja, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:42, archived)

no sign of Syd Barrett yet
i've been waiting all day for this....
(Brad Dice, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:14, archived)

Who the fuck?

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:14, archived)

The one in Pink Floyd
who went mental.
( Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:16, archived)

Has he not decomposed yet?

( Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:15, archived)

what
they gonna sell houses to the africans now?
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:16, archived)

Hahahahaaa!
I like you.
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:17, archived)

You bastard. I have tea all over me
and all over the chair now
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:21, archived)

hey
micheal how are you, not seen you since I watched that episode of spin city.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:23, archived)

I'm great thanks,
although my name is not micheal, it is RIchard, and I have never watched Spin City.

I fear you may have the wrong person.
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:28, archived)

nah
it was a rather piss poor MS joke :)
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:30, archived)

*shudders*
;)

Edit- Isn't it Parkinson's? MS is when your muscles just deteriorate and doesn't necessarily include shaking?
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:31, archived)

this^

(Brad Dice, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:35, archived)

you should have kept quiet
its like when people get a wrong number and don't realise. The funniest thing is to see how long you can make the conversation last, not to give the game away and hang up.

edit: oh. well it's still funny to do the phone thing.
(Brad Dice, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:31, archived)

i guess his
absence was to be expected. shame.
( Sygiinu, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:19, archived)

yeah, i was just being flippant really
a real shame. There's such a thin line between genius and insanity. Look at Timmy Mallet...
(Brad Dice, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:29, archived)

arf! :D

( Sygiinu, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:36, archived)

OMFG!!!1!!!1!
The rainman just caught his brother having an orgasm!
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:05, archived)

Still,
at least it wasn't his parents.
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:07, archived)

I caught my dad sucking on my mam's booby once.
I think that's what turned me.
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:08, archived)

The bear gives chase
as you run deeper into the woods you realise you have no way of finding your way back. But you seem to have lost the bear.

1) Take off your hat and shit in it.

2) Head due east
(Naughty Tortoise, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 15:18, archived)

This is what everyone has been waiting for

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:02, archived)

Gwen Stefani?

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:02, archived)

The Krankies are next!
YAY
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:06, archived)

A THREAD STARTED BY ENIGMATIC!
Now I can die in peace
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:03, archived)

err what?
the end of something?
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:03, archived)

The end of my bowl of chocolate ice cream.

( Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:05, archived)

teh floyd!
huzzah.
(basstard, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:03, archived)

the world is ending?
Green Day have arrived in my back garden?

WHAT?!
(P-nut Obsessive Compulsive Green Day Disorder..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:04, archived)

I'm not being mean,
but I seriously think you should go and see a doctor about OCD
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:09, archived)

That's meeeeean. You're a big meeeeanie.

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:11, archived)

been there, done that
haven't got a t-shirt...mainly cos they don't do one...

Addictive personality...its fun!
(P-nut Obsessive Compulsive Green Day Disorder..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:23, archived)

its not ocd
its just being fanatical
( The Incredible... accident free since, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:28, archived)

the
vodka bottle that instantly refils itself without having to have another bottle bought ?
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:05, archived)

*watches* *listens*

( Sygiinu, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:08, archived)

*HUGS*

( Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:08, archived)

Clingmeister 3000

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:09, archived)

With turbolimpet attachment.

( Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:10, archived)

That's the one.

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:10, archived)

*hugs*
:)
( Sygiinu, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:11, archived)

My brother's been eating all my waffles.
Should I kill him with sticks or with haddock?
( Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:58, archived)

Have you considered
balls of tissue?
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:59, archived)

Full of throat grem?

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:01, archived)

try haddocks on sticks

( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:00, archived)

whichever is closest
based on extensive research with my own borther - I would suggest that the stick should be a large stick rather than a drumstick...
(P-nut Obsessive Compulsive Green Day Disorder..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:00, archived)

hug him and ask him nicely to not :)
haddock
( Sygiinu, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:06, archived)

so, nelson mandela
does he remind anone else of Yoda?
( The Incredible... accident free since, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:52, archived)

No.
Not green enough for my liking.
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:53, archived)

Yoda would twat him
in a light-sabre fight, mind.
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:53, archived)

you mean the way he fought his way out of Robin Island with only a lightsabre and some freak lightning?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:54, archived)

"Survived by tending my garden, I did"

( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:55, archived)

no
but peter kay was shite
(Brad Dice, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:56, archived)

I liked the way
you could hear him being a miserable twat over the channels before he came on.

"Are they introducing me then or what?"
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:57, archived)

Good,
I hate that smug self-serving twat.
He's funny...but a twat.
( Malchick, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:58, archived)

He has some balls though
standing up in front of a crowd of a quarter of a million folk and singing, especially considering the fact he never actually sang the song in the first place and has never been a singer
( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:59, archived)

and the fact
that it is a terrible and incredibly annoying song
( The Incredible... accident free since, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:00, archived)

And that he's a twat.

( Malchick, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:01, archived)

liked
it in `mock the week` when he was described as looking like a pint of guiness.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:00, archived)

THAT's what
I've been meaning to say as well, I saw War of the Worlds earlier. It's alright, but the ending is rushed, and I wanted to kill that fucking screaming kid.
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:48, archived)

You are a tripod
AICMFP
( The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:49, archived)

I'll
take that as a compliment
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:51, archived)

I saw a pigeon

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:50, archived)

The ending is hampered by
erm... H.G.Well's ending, to be honest. Plus, the family story ending was too cheesy and neatly tied up.
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:52, archived)

most
of the world laid to ruins aside from the nice houses at the end.The one thing that was missing was like in the original film was that of a atomic strike against them, okay so this was done in independence day but not one person mentioned it even being tried.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:58, archived)

is it just me getting confused
or didn't all the aliens in the book die of colds or something?
(P-nut Obsessive Compulsive Green Day Disorder..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:59, archived)

Erm...
Yes...erm...

*tries to think of way to not spoil the end now*
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:00, archived)

they
did,they studied everything about us aside from basic biology which is a bit weird if your gonna end up eating that which your studying.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:02, archived)

Same goes for Signs (super small text due to spoilerage ahead)
If you are advanced enough to build huge ships, with forcefields, invisibilty and all, travel between the stars for food etc etc why would you go to a planet that is 2/3 covered in the one thing that can kill you, a planet where that very same thing falls from the fucking sky on a daily basis?
Click here for an easy way to read it
( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:06, archived)

would
appear the rule of thumb for all alien invasions is that regardless how intelligent they are ultimately they end up being fuckwits and overlook one very small thing.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:08, archived)

Still,
better than Bush and Blair

*satire*
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:10, archived)

worrying
thing is that it would take something like that to actually unite the world.Although there was some site I visited years back that had pyramid scale of what kinda wars would be fought over the coming years and in the past.It started off with communism at the bottom ,then terrorists above that then followed by alien invasion.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 23:15, archived)

I find you very attractive right now.

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:53, archived)

*flashes moobs*

( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:54, archived)

*falls in love*
*secretly arranges wedding date*
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:55, archived)

*ends up in sofa saleroom*
*feels confused*
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:56, archived)

BACK OFF, BITCH!
He's mine.
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:57, archived)