THATS
the other thing about War Of The Worlds 'OOOHLAAAA' is a much better noise for the tripods!
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:27, archived)

that noise frightens the life out of me
I still have nightmares about the first Mars lander not having its sound working and Mr V creeping up behind me saying that the sound had been working but when they got the feed all they could hear was "OOOOOOOOOOOOHLAAAAAAAA"

*curls up and cries*
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:29, archived)

damn war of the worlds
they're not gonna make it free list apparently. so I dont get to see it for free. *seethes*

/cheapskate
(Heffer foiled, once again, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:30, archived)

*puts on northern voice*
At local picturehouse, big films are only free list suspended for the first few weeks
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:31, archived)

we dont usually show films for more than three weeks at my cinema though
we've only got two screens! and minimum wage for 18 year olds is absolute pap
(Heffer foiled, once again, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:34, archived)

hehe
*went to see WoW on screen 9 last night*
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:47, archived)

Get a better job then

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:52, archived)

French tripods?

( Comma, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:30, archived)

ooohlaaaa
laaaa
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:33, archived)

I want you to lay down your life, Perkins. We need a futile gesture at this stage. It will raise the whole tone of the war.*

*probably not a direct quote from War of the Worlds, but should have been

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:30, archived)

beyond the fringe
1960?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:34, archived)

Jolly good, that man.

What would we do without Goggle?
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:36, archived)

goggle or even google be damned
I've got it on the original vinyl
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:38, archived)

me too!
the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one, they say!

DUH-NUH-NUHHHHHH

edit; oop. wrong post.
(Heffer foiled, once again, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:39, archived)

Ricicles?

( Druid, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:08, archived)

Shreddies!
But not chocolate shreddies which are evil
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:09, archived)

Nestle!

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:09, archived)

e é
( Malchick, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:10, archived)

'eeeey!
/the Fonz
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:11, archived)

We're on a role with thesea advertising opportunities, aren't we?

( Malchick, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:12, archived)

I keep reading that
as 'Withernsea advertising opportunities'
( Druid, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:27, archived)

I'm texting one-handed
while I grimace my way through a mug of lemsip

/my excuse and I'm sticking to it
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:11, archived)

grimace my way through a mug of lemsip

/my excuse and I'm sticking to it wank over pictures of Bunny
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:15, archived)

well I would
if I had any pictures of her
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:20, archived)

*pimps*

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:22, archived)

*waits for DJRich to post THOSE pictures AGAIN*

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:25, archived)

hehehehe
you fucking LOVE my tits
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:27, archived)

Who wouldn't?

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:28, archived)

Have I missed b3tan lady norkage?

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:32, archived)

I look forward to experiencing them
at the bashette ;)
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:28, archived)

*waits for board to explode in frenzy of fwappage*

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:30, archived)

I am looking forward to it more than most

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:31, archived)

The fwappage?
Or watching JV interfering with GB?
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:33, archived)

"interfering with"??
I protest!
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:34, archived)

Well she is so innocent...

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:35, archived)

as am I!

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:36, archived)

HAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHA
Yes, yes:)
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:39, archived)

I bloody am

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:42, archived)

nah
that'll be when the pictures are posted a week on Tuesday
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:31, archived)

love
fwap vigourously over
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:28, archived)

I expect nothing less

( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:29, archived)

Watch yourself sir....
Little men have a habit of breaking:)
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:30, archived)

You're assuming...
...it's badger posting here...
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:40, archived)

fucking love
*swaps*
( Druid, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:29, archived)

oh god, it's like a strike-through dream

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:15, archived)

And its my dream!

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:15, archived)

What are the shreddies with icing called?

( Druid, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:10, archived)

Frosted Shreddies.

( Malchick, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:10, archived)

I bet that product name took ages to think of

( Druid, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:12, archived)

Frosted
ohhhhhhh the sugar
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:11, archived)

pete

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:11, archived)

steele

( Druid, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:14, archived)

With Captain Ric?

( Malchick, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:09, archived)

Rik
I believe
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:11, archived)

Apologies for my reckless spelling.

( Malchick, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:11, archived)

coco pops.

( Sygiinu, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:09, archived)

tics!

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:10, archived)

CHUFFING MUESLI.

( Comma, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:29, archived)

Do you know nothing?
As Wesley Willis once said: Wheaties, the breakfast of champions!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:52, archived)

Everyone watching close encounters
Watch the spaceships flying over the mountain and over his head...one of them has R2D2 stuck to the underside

/random fact

Edit: It's just been and gone, so don't bother looking anymore, here it is in picture form though

Also, a large helicopter has been flying over my house today, it has just twigged that it is taking people to Gleneagles for G8

/random fact 2
( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:58, archived)

george lucas stole the script for starwars from stalin,
/random fact
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:02, archived)

it has just twigged?
it didn't know why it was taking people to Gleneagles?
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:03, archived)

bah
it's not the smartest of helicopters obviously
( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:04, archived)

GLENEAGLES IS A SECRET MILITARY BASE!
ELVIS IS LIVING THERE!
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:05, archived)

I have just realised
that G8 would be kiddie textspeak for gate. I h8 that texting shorthand bollocks.
( Druid, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:03, archived)

For marketing reasons, i think they should change it to the GR8
and have tony the tiger as a mascot
( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:05, archived)

then it would have to be
GRRRRRRR8
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:06, archived)

I volunteer
to be the one that beats Tony black and orange
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:07, archived)

Fucking racist
I bet you bum babies too
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:08, archived)

But heeeeee's late!

( Malchick, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:08, archived)

massive cocks with bums on!
what is up you fine, fine people, you
(Heffer foiled, once again, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:58, archived)

a cock with a bum on?
circumcised cocks then?
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:58, archived)

the price of milk
sorry: how unfluffy of me

'ning!
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:59, archived)

i's sitting about & wasting time
rather than getting on and packing or doing anything useful.

/leaving on a jetplane blog.

you?
( Sygiinu, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:01, archived)

where are you leaving on a jetplane to then

( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:02, archived)

Teh
continent. Business rather than holiday though.
( Sygiinu, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:03, archived)

still reeling from the fact
that i've finished school. can't quite get my head round it, but i saw a nice band in the park, and watched a little bit of war of the worlds at work, so it's all good
(Heffer foiled, once again, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:02, archived)

don't worry
by the time you get to my age you'll have come to terms with it
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:04, archived)

well,
i need a good few more drunken parties to express the joy
(Heffer foiled, once again, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:07, archived)

nice :D
enjoy reveling in the freedom.
( Sygiinu, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:06, archived)

oh ohoh
where are you going - somewhere nice?

*trims hair*
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:02, archived)

what pretty hair you have!
www.b3ta.com/talk/614924

want to come?

was in california last week too, ahhh :)
( Sygiinu, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:07, archived)

The fucking ceiling.

( Comma, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:02, archived)

Medical question
I'f you've just covered large amounts of skin in antihistamine cream and popped a couple of Loratidines, is it safe to drink wine?
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:49, archived)

Yes

( Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:50, archived)

what does the medical bumf say?

( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:50, archived)

it says
do not use this cream
- on broken skin
- on large areas of skin bugger
- on sunburnt skin
- on children under 2 yrs

no mention of alcohols though
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:54, archived)

then drink away my pretty,
drink awaaayyyyyyy!

/not drunk in the slightest
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:56, archived)

I doubt the cream would have any effect on the booze
and if its the once a day pills
Booze away
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:57, archived)

*does so*

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:58, archived)

www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/3717.html
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:59, archived)

meh
*uncorks*
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:01, archived)

YMMV
Go ask alice.

edit: forgot the link
( Sygiinu, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:52, archived)

you'll get bad aids, in the liver

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:53, archived)

I don't know
but they always say the wine is good for you.

Drink twice as much as you wanted to, twice as quick. That way you'll get any bad symptoms four times as quick and therefore be able to stop drinking it sooner.
( Druid, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:53, archived)

Go and drink bleach!
And stick your cock in vodka!
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:54, archived)

you are oxfordian
and therefore must be clever
I shall do your bidding
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:55, archived)

Yay!
Also, touch me!
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:57, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/614896
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:59, archived)

hands off
he is mine
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:01, archived)

I shall fight you

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:04, archived)

I don't think he is interested in what you're selling

( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:07, archived)

this
however.... ;)
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:10, archived)

Yes
but the alcohol will nullify the effect of the antihistamines. Though a single glass will be ok methinks.

This could be good though, if you're not really supposed to use it on large areas of skin - a bottle of red will counteract it!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:54, archived)

It's not healthy to forget to eat for 20 hours, is it?

( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:44, archived)

if you're not hungry
it could be ok
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:45, archived)

I sort of was.
Except I didn't really feel any need to eat.
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:48, archived)

you're young
you'll be fine
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:50, archived)

yes, as it means people around you will have more to eat,
so the overall healthyness averages out
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:46, archived)

it's not advisable, but what's worse is that you could forget ?!

sometimes through working/drinking etc i can go for about 24 hours without food, but that's not exactly forgetting, more a choice.
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:46, archived)

I felt hungry, I just didn't associate eating with this feeling.
I just realised what was going on and went and did something about it.
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:47, archived)

I once slept for 36hrs straight
with occational bathroom breaks
( Sygiinu, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:46, archived)

*hugglyhugglyhuggly*

( Comma, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:48, archived)

*cuddles*

( Sygiinu, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:55, archived)

Yay!

( Comma, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:57, archived)

depends how often you do it
just make sure you drink plenty of water and call it a de-tox
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:48, archived)

It's okay.
If you run out of bodyfat to live on and starve even though you could have gone and got something to eat, then you're a thicko and it's called natural selection.
( Comma, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:50, archived)

your body burns muscle and lean tissue
long before it burns fat for survival. this is why fasting/extremely restricted calorie intake is no good for dieting
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:51, archived)

Really,
I'm just using this as an excuse to call him a stupid thicky.
( Comma, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:53, archived)

Some lyrics are fucking excellent.
Twenty-five whores in the room next door
Twenty-five floors and I need more
I'm looking for the can in the candy store
And colours I ain't seen before
( Druid, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:35, archived)

I love this place :)
from Mozart's clarinet concerto no. 3 (allegro) to that :)
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:36, archived)

WANK ME OFF ONTO YOURS TITS!

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:37, archived)

I'm being norkless for a while
after my telling-off
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:38, archived)

telling off?

( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:39, archived)

it was brought to my attention
that I wasn't being very nice
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:40, archived)

when were you not nice?
and who told you off
/nosey bitch
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:42, archived)

Well yes
But not by anyone whose opinion counts
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:42, archived)

whose

(Withiel assumes the position!, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:45, archived)

I don't think you were beng not-nice
just Lu took exception to your "attention-seeking", which frankly is a criticism that could be levelled at all of us at one time or another.

By the way, have some norks from last night :)
www.globalhumbug.com/b3ta/angenorks.JPG
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:44, archived)

nice norks
even if they're not mine ;)
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:45, archived)

I think it was that Jv was taking attention that she wanted

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:46, archived)

She was a very bad girls
and has to remember her nearest & dearest ones before openly wanking b3tans off onto her tits.
( Druid, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:42, archived)

Deviant
She may do as she wishes without prudes and judgemental types getting on her back
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:43, archived)

I went too far though

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:46, archived)

I dont think so
And as a man im qualified to say
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:46, archived)

yes but you're a filthy perv

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:50, archived)

And you may choose to go for a sex change
but I'm sure people who cared would try to let you know you should think long & hard (arf) about it.
( Druid, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:47, archived)

exactly!

( robh, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:37, archived)

#I'VE GOT MY MIND SET ON YOU#
#I've got my mind set on you#
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:37, archived)

not you though

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:37, archived)

Bastard.

( Druid, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:38, archived)

YES!
*downloads*
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:46, archived)

I have it on repeat now,
I don't know why I like it
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:48, archived)

You are a sad OLD goth
AICMFP
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:40, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/614856
( Druid, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:43, archived)

Guilt as charged.
On ALL charges.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:49, archived)

Agreed.

( Druid, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:50, archived)

Mozart's clarinet concerto no. 3 (allegro)
if chuffing wonderful and
I shall follow it with a bath

I thangyew
( robh, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:17, archived)

Which TV advert is that one from again?
.....
(previously on the west wing, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:21, archived)

TV?

( robh, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:22, archived)

tranny?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:30, archived)

Radio?

( Druid, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:30, archived)

Please be very quiet as if you were dead.

(Withiel assumes the position!, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:30, archived)

Don't forget to do the man-things:
Walk through the house stark-bollock naked.

Don't dry yourself properly and leave wet footprints where you walk and arseprints where you sit.

Wee in the shower to save time.
( Druid, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:29, archived)

bloody men
though Mr V hasn't walked through the house naked since I nearly died laughing at him running down the stairs
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:31, archived)

What were you laughing at?
btw you do realise it's our job to do these things?
( Druid, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:36, archived)

blokie bits are rather bouncy
when he's bounding down the stairs naked...
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:39, archived)

Josie And The Pussycats
GFTFH

edit: im pretty sure they were just singing about being 'your backdoor lover'
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:17, archived)

Are you kidding?
Close Encounters is on!
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:17, archived)

Well yes
But young boys and alien abductions DGMTFH
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:18, archived)

WHAT'S new pussycat
Whoa-a-whoa-whooo-oo!
( Comma, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:19, archived)

Whiskers pouches
I think
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:20, archived)

Morning!
Anyone want to meet me for a beer at Kings Cross tomorrow so I don't die of boredom during the 4 hours I have to spend watiing for my train?
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:11, archived)

There is only one reason for meeting at Kings Cross

you nawty man you.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:14, archived)

Eh?
I'm a gurl and I have 4 hours in between getting off the plane and getting my train and I want a beer, dammit! If I don't fall asleep.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:15, archived)

I wasn't expecting that answer.

As you have norks there should be no shortage of offers from local b3tans to a meeting with beer. The 2 favourite b3tan items.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:17, archived)

a LADY
at Kings Cross?
She'll get moved on...
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:32, archived)

You really need to ditch your job as a train driver
edit: I was once in a pub at a table next to these blokes who were talking, one was so pissed he soiled himself (of the rear), and he was saying an hour earlier how he was up in the morning to go to work as a train driver.
( Druid, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:15, archived)

you said
you wouldn't mention it on here!
( robh, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:19, archived)

right,
all that junk i posted below was to do with this:
hamsterfight.co.uk/colour/index.php

show me your favourite colours!
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 17:46, archived)

I like
the claret and blue
( robh, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 17:49, archived)

Are you a Villa supporter or something?

( Druid, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 17:57, archived)

claret and blue is West Ham
and that's the only English football team colours I know - a friend of mine had those colours at her wedding. it's also the team Iron Maiden support
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 17:58, archived)

Also Villa,
and up the Irons!
( Druid, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:01, archived)

*cough*
The mighty Burnley FC play in claret and Blue
( robh, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:02, archived)

As do Crystal Palace

or at least they did when I was a schoolboy and had some inkling of what was happening in football land.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:04, archived)

Only one English club in claret & amber!

( Druid, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:07, archived)

and
they're being bradford, i believe
( the.jokl @jonksson, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:09, archived)

Bradford?


*soaps up*
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:10, archived)

Yep!
Don't have a full pic of me in the strip, but I do have a picture of an ex in it :p

Have this close up I took the other day.
( Druid, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:14, archived)

very, er, colourful
Weren't JCT600 prosecuted for 'modifying' the displayed mileages of the cars they sold and few years ago?

Anyway...

by the way, sorry if I were being a cock last night, I was a little inebriated :|
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:20, archived)

As was I
and I am too if I was.

Does that make sense?
( Druid, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:25, archived)

bless
*pats Druid on head*
( robh, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:10, archived)

CP
is bright red and blue. and trying to get to work is a major pain in the arse when they're playing at home.
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:09, archived)

play lose
( Druid, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:09, archived)

done.
nice :D
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 17:50, archived)

pipped to the post i was

(moomin-papa ; folkin class., Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:01, archived)

hurrah, I got a random sickly green

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 17:50, archived)

I am not sure that is working on my browser
should it show me lots of colours?
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 17:51, archived)

I don't know why
but after I post a colour the only way to view them is to close the window and click the link again
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 17:52, archived)

same

( Dill, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 17:57, archived)

hmm
i hadn't tested on IE - should now work a bit more smoothly.
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 17:57, archived)

but I'm on firefox
:)

edit/much better now
( Dill, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 17:57, archived)

much better now :)
did you make the squares bigger too?
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:00, archived)

no
you moved closer to the screen
( Dill, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:02, archived)

I can't do that
if I do my brain will try to escape through my forehead. I'm off to make dinner now anyway, back later on if I'm feeling up to it.

my tonsils, not a pretty sight
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:04, archived)

urghhhh
did you have to?
( Dill, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:05, archived)

yup
and now hopefully i've improved the spacing, and line-wrapping
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:03, archived)

I see coloured squares now
but hovering my mouse or doing anything with the cursor has no reaction from my browser.

Perhaps I am being thick. I am using Safari which is the Apple version of Firefox and is normally more stable than ie or firefox.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:07, archived)

ah
for the mouseover i'm using title attributes, which works here on FF and IE - but i can't vouch for safari, or much else for that matter.
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:13, archived)

done
:)
( Dill, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 17:52, archived)

ahhh cyan :)
best of all the early '80s computer colours
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 17:53, archived)

he he
my first site was that colour background
bloody gross looking thing
( Dill, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 17:56, archived)

coo
I made mine up - I like it though :D
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 17:53, archived)

you did the same as me,
I just pressed a few buttons
( robh, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 17:54, archived)

quite a fleshy colour you ended up with

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 17:55, archived)

stop it!
:).........mmmmmmm, flesh
( robh, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 17:57, archived)

you are Hannibal Lecter
aicmboc
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:01, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha
you're silly
and oi loiks silly :)
( robh, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:03, archived)

cheers for teh choons
sir
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:10, archived)

i just typed in a
few numbers into the box...
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 17:59, archived)

The blue I chose
doesn't look nearly as spiffy on a grey background as it did on white.
(MooCow_Byter, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 17:56, archived)

i realise that this is a problem
along with displaying all these colours alongside each other.
i thought a light grey would provide adequate contrast for most colours.
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:00, archived)

done
but what's this for or is it cos you can
( the.jokl @jonksson, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:01, archived)

boredom
mostly
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:04, archived)

thats's why
i'm on here. and i'm meant to be tidying up my room
( the.jokl @jonksson, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:05, archived)

i notice that comma and doug have the same favourite colour
it would be more sensible to show both their names on one square, wouldn't it?
(Brad Dice, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:05, archived)

i've now changed the duplicate checking
to just colours, not name and colour.
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 18:07, archived)

aliens attack farm
with an unexpected response

www.bechamel.com/v3/strange2.swf

but is it GC?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 17:40, archived)

how bizarre
and very clunky on my machine
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 17:45, archived)

For a minute I thought that the white tower
was going to be a giant battle robot. I'm not sure whether or not that would be better than a flying cow.
(MooCow_Byter, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 17:47, archived)

It is GC according to GC
but I've never seen it before.
( Druid, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 17:48, archived)

Bittorrent
Does anyone know any really good bittorrent sites where there's loads of stuff and it's trustworthy. i'm suffering since the demise of suprnova.
(d4ve, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 17:35, archived)

Incredible how mant times this question
is asked on here.

Perhaps we should invent an automated answer to go with faq and the always popular is msn is borked for you as well?
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 17:38, archived)

i do apologise
as there is nothing more annoying than seeing the same question over and over again. but maybe someone can help me, then i'll shut up.
(d4ve, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 17:41, archived)

No need to apologise

It was an observation. I don't use torrents so can't help.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 17:48, archived)

I hear
www.reallychuffingbrilliantbittorrent.com is quite good.
( Comma, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 17:40, archived)

there's really
no need to be a bitch
(d4ve, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 17:41, archived)

Oh she cant help it
It comes from being a terminal virgin you see;)
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 17:42, archived)

I feel that a wonderful opportunity would be missed
if I didn't link this.

www.b3ta.com/talk/614735
(MooCow_Byter, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 17:44, archived)

Quiet, chubbychops.

( Comma, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 17:46, archived)

Silence you of the unpenetrated beefcurtains!

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 17:47, archived)

Go and eat some lard.

( Comma, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 17:48, archived)

Go and get a boyfriend

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 17:50, archived)

you two should get together

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 17:51, archived)

Im hot for it

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 17:51, archived)

If only I could find his penis under all that blubber.

( Comma, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 17:52, archived)

his penis under all that blubber someone to love me
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 17:53, archived)

perhaps they could share a boyfriend

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 17:52, archived)

Not before you get a salad.

( Comma, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 17:51, archived)

I have a salad in the fridge
Do you have a boyfriend at arms reach? I think not:)
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 17:52, archived)

I keep him in the fridge.
He melts easily.
( Comma, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 17:53, archived)

talk to the hand
you slaag
(moomin-papa ; folkin class., Sun 3 Jul 2005, 17:43, archived)

Fake links make the world a happier place.

( Comma, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 17:43, archived)

I second this
*clicks*

ahhhh nice
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 17:44, archived)

www.menwhoarehunglikeelephants.com
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 17:48, archived)

it made me laugh

( robh, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 17:45, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/614554
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 17:44, archived)

thanks
appreciate it!
(d4ve, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 17:47, archived)

and while we're on bittorrent,
how do you select only a certain file in a torrent to dl in azureus?
the only way I've managed it is click each of the other files and disable it
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 17:47, archived)

For anyone that's interested
I've just slapped up a War of the Worlds review on my blog:

sicksad.blogspot.com/2005/07/war-of-worlds-review-and-thoughts.html
(previously on the west wing, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 17:33, archived)

Do like your blog name
Good review to.
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Sun 3 Jul 2005, 17:40, archived)

you can never have too many Daria references

(previously on the west wing, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 17:51, archived)

Very good.
Except of have of have of have of have.

I'm still not going to watch it, though.
(MooCow_Byter, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 17:42, archived)

of what you are about of i have no idea of
of
(previously on the west wing, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 17:48, archived)

anyone here understand regexes?
i'm trying to learn it, and want to know why this:
^([0-9a-f]{1,2}){3}$

matches valid web colours.
i tried to concoct my own expression, but failed, so i googled, but i still need to know why this works.
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 17:26, archived)

I haven't a clue
and even if I did my head isn't working today. from my sickbed of the couch I've been doing sorting/packing and found some old maths paoers. apparently in 1989 I understood Mandelbrot
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 17:30, archived)

I've stared
at this post for a while now

and I still understand nowt :(
( robh, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 17:32, archived)

i have much the same feeling
it's a programming thing
regular-expressions.info/
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 17:34, archived)

phew!
that site flew straight over my head
( robh, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 17:47, archived)

/^#([0-9a-f]{1,2}){3}$/ says repeat any of the characters from 0-9 or a-f at least once but no more than twice. Then it says repeat the last grouped expression 3 times. So since the previous expression can be 1 or 2 this could mean that it would validate at 3,4,5, or 6 characters. I know i said 3 or 6 in my last post but I didn't think it all the way through. it could be between 3 and 6 characters. To validate only 6 characters try this

/^#[0-9a-f]{6}$/i


shameless c&p from this
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 17:32, archived)

i can just about see that
but i don't understand the use of ^ or $
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 17:35, archived)

I don't know anything about it,
but it looks like /^ and $/ mark the start and end of the rule used

edit: www.amk.ca/python/howto/regex/regex.html#SECTION000510000000000000000
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 17:39, archived)

Glassco.cx is crashing firefox!
why why why why why...

ARGH! posting a new message on the main forum crashes firefox too!

oh well... have what i was going to test in GC:
images.google.co.uk/images?q=g8&hl=en&btnG=Search+Images

it's the google search for G8
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 17:20, archived)

works fine for me,
and with 0 results for that
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 17:23, archived)

hehe
like the second one ;)
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 17:25, archived)

what a lucky
Linux penguin
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 17:27, archived)

pfft
from the same site
www.poptix.net/funny/geeklotr.txt
( just a man sitting on a chair eating a biscuit, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 17:42, archived)

there's a donkey attempting to eat my garden
from the outside
( Dill, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 16:56, archived)

Huzzah!
*is in back garden*
( The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 16:57, archived)

Start eating your garden
from the INside, to counteract the donkey.
( Comma, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 16:58, archived)

even better
start eating the donkey
( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 16:59, archived)

we're gonna need a bigger oven
methinks
( Dill, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 17:01, archived)

mmmmm, donkey

( robh, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 17:05, archived)

a donkey?
take a picture
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 17:01, archived)

it's rather old and bedraggled
I'll try

edit/ it has moved up the field, maybe my plants are not to it's taste
( Dill, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 17:02, archived)

is it this one
www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=29&art_id=iol1120222595615A551
(Brad Dice, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 17:03, archived)

fortunately not
it is a lady donkey
( Dill, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 17:04, archived)

I notice Hankster's absence
did he manage to find himself an out of the way place do we know?
( robh, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 16:39, archived)