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If you were
to plug a USB port into a USB port, would it kill the computer?
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 21:58, archived)

is it even possible?
(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 22:00, archived)
well obviously
no one would sell such a cable, but you could easily make a cable with two male ends
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 22:01, archived)

could try it with firewire quite easily.
would the PC try to network with itself?
(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 22:02, archived)
I don't know about
firewire, but USB is powered so it may fry it.
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 22:05, archived)
if both pin 2's are 5 volts
no great big bang expected there
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 22:07, archived)
If it does cause SOME damage though....
*consider making revenge kit for disgruntled employees*

*...*

*profits*
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 22:10, archived)
my usb port on my laptop got broken
and i sort of fixed it with some silver foil and some cardboard(!) and it worked ok, but if the foil touched two pins at the same time the machine just rebooted.
(Brad Dice, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 22:11, archived)
Blue Peter would be proud

(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 22:12, archived)
my friends step dad
had an electrical extension cable in his garage with a female socket at both ends. I was always very wary of accidentally finding the 'other' cable with two male ends. I'm not sure it existed.
(Brad Dice, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 22:07, archived)
yes
I have a cable with the same plug on each end that you could loop 2 USB ports with. I have never bothered trying it though as I am not that bored with life yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 22:02, archived)
If you ever
give up on life, try it.

If your pc no longer work, call me.


My number's on my website...
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 22:07, archived)
yes
tj - norks in big brother! no way!
(Heffer foiled, once again, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 22:01, archived)
doubt it
surely they'd have made it so that it didn't break from people doing such things?

edit: at worst it'd only kill the usb ports
(I helped save b3ta! Sygiinu, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 22:04, archived)
yes they did
as people would be so stupid as to try.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 22:05, archived)
somebody make the pain stop :'(
I'm going to go to bed and all I want is to be able to fall asleep, stay asleep all night and wake up not in pain tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 21:51, archived)
night
and good luck
(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 21:51, archived)

"...rather hoped I'd get through the whole show; go back to work at Pratt & Sons; keep wicket for Croydon gentlemen; marry Doris... Made a note in my diary on my way here. Simply says, "Bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 21:52, archived)
what?

(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 21:52, archived)
It's what Captain Darling says
just before they go over the top.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 21:54, archived)
of course it was
I knew it was Tim Mckinnery but my brain translated it into George. but you're right
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 21:55, archived)
ahhhh
George

doesn't stop the pain though :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 21:54, archived)
*cuddles*
to stop the pain
(I helped save b3ta! Sygiinu, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 22:08, archived)
bless,
night chuck
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 21:54, archived)
iSketch, anybody?
Come here, to the b3ta room I'm about to set up:

www.isketch.net/isketch.shtml

*commands*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 21:34, archived)
Every time I've tried that it was borked.
Which room is it again?

edit: found it
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 21:41, archived)
heh - car nation is funny
some chap wondering why someone has key scratched his gold BMW (the same shade as his gold Range Rover)...
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 21:28, archived)
if you find that
funny, you are a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 21:33, archived)
I don't find the vandalism funny
it's the owner's naivete that amuses me

*shrugs*
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 21:35, archived)
so people
should not have anything they like in case someone else doesn't and abuses it? That is what is wrong with this country.
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 21:37, archived)
I blame
the blacks.
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 21:57, archived)
No.
What's wrong with this country is that people care more about their gold-fucking-beemers than they do about their fellow human beings. If you pay an obscene amount of money for something like that you deserve everything you get, because that money could have been put to a much better use.
(jimi.vicious regrets criticising the American electoral system!, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 23:25, archived)
will you find it as funny
when someone keys your face?

/car recently keyed
(The Spelling Police, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 21:34, archived)
Note to self:
Stop walking round the house naked.

Just out of the shower. Although my road's off the beaten track, people very occasionally do walk down there and I just exposed myself to a passing dog walker as I went to the kitchen to put the kettle on.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 21:20, archived)
Did you goatse
him?
(Harry, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 21:21, archived)
and if not
why not?
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 21:26, archived)
surely
these are two questions that should never be asked of anyone as lets be honest you gotta be some kinda fucked freak to wake up one day and think it a good idea to stretch the arsehole to resemble the entrance to a rabbit warren.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 21:28, archived)
well,
aren't we Mr. Grumpy today?
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 21:47, archived)
I've frightened all my neighbours many times
and I must remember to get a blind/net curtains fitted in the kitchen at our new house cos it's at the front with no curtains
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 21:23, archived)
or blind
neighbours
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 21:25, archived)
too many early morning views of me
and their eyes will go on strike anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 21:26, archived)
1. Read thread
2. Use nous
3. Start white stick manufacturing community
4. ....
5. Profit
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 21:27, archived)
I
have not been able to walk around naked since I got that public order offence but its not my fault the school is on the way to the shops.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 21:25, archived)
Does it count
as indecent exposure if it's in your own home and only visible to the public due to lack of curtains?
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 21:26, archived)
if you are male, yes
female no, the viewer can be done for peeping
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 21:27, archived)
hah
women win again!
(I helped save b3ta! Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 21:30, archived)
I think it'd depend on the circumstances.
If you pushed yourself up against the window, it might be different to if you were just putting the kettle on.

*looks for lawyer*
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 21:30, archived)
You were just cleaning the windows
and you dropped the cloth and when you bent down to pick it up, your underpants fell off and you clutched at your bum in shock and inadvertantly pulled your cheeks apart.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 21:34, archived)
I once painted the wall above a curtainless window
wearing only underwear, and I was 7 months pregnant
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 21:36, archived)
AAAAAAAAAAARGH
Battlefield 2 is the most frustrating game I've played in a long time. I suck really bad at it.

Decided to listen to some music. Realized how utterly crap cordless headphones are. I want to kill some monkeys penguins now.
(Harry, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 21:17, archived)
if
you get the chance to get on a decent server and join a squad who actually use the voice coms then it really is something great, spent many hours playing it so far.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 21:19, archived)
It crashed on me two times
and I never understand how the fuck those maps are layed out.

I'm sticking to WoW, thanks.
(Harry, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 21:20, archived)
you're not allowed to kill penguins!
kill hamsters instead. vicious wee shites
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 21:21, archived)
GRRREAAAAT POINTY TEETH
*kerrpow*
(I helped save b3ta! Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 21:23, archived)
behind the rabbit?
it is the rabbit!
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 21:25, archived)
I soiled my armour :(

(I helped save b3ta! Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 21:28, archived)
careful
it might rust
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 21:29, archived)
I was typing the names of random aquaintances into google scholar
and found a paper about "Postmortem injuries by indoor pets."

:)

[edit] The abstract is a masterpiece of the art of the obvious:

"Four cases of postmortem injuries caused by indoor pets (three by dogs and one by cats) are presented. A pattern which is associated with this phenomenon is described. The important common factors appear to be the presence of free-moving pets inside the house, social isolation of the deceased, and the victim having a predisposing condition causing sudden death."

No shit!
(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 20:52, archived)
the
follow up `injuries of pets by indoor postmortems `had bigger laughs.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 20:58, archived)
what about
indoor injuries by postmorten pets

its funny because its aliteration
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 21:18, archived)
what's google scholar?

(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 20:59, archived)
scholar.google.com
a search engine for academic papers.
(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 21:00, archived)
the
hours simply fly by dont they.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 21:01, archived)
At a rate of one hour per week.

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 21:02, archived)
*thinks*
Let's try it.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 21:02, archived)
nah
you want...
This one
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 21:05, archived)
And the innovation award:
canal96.com/extra/caviar/ashley/index.php
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 21:16, archived)
her
dadies so proud as he can now say to her that she takes after her mum as her minge looks the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 21:20, archived)
ahhh

(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 21:03, archived)
Is it possible to get a single wifi unit?
I have a normal cable LAN set up and have just purchased a laptop. Is it possible to by a single wifi thingy to plug into the Lan Hub and transmit to my lappy?
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 20:52, archived)
I have a wifi hub
is that what you mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 20:59, archived)
I think he means like this:
                                      _____
 ______                 ___ _________|Desk |
|Laptop| ~~~~~~~~~~~ __| H |         |_Top_|
|______|  Wifi-age  |a.| U |Wire-age  |___|
\______\ ~~~~~~~~~~~   |_B_|_________
                                     |
                                   \_/
                                   | |
  a. Something which plugs into    | | Missile
     his wired hub to provide      \ /
     Wi-fi

(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 21:10, archived)
My cat is poorly.
For the past five days she hasn't eaten anything I've put in front of her and now she keeps puking up bits of hair in surprise locations around the flat.

Any ideas how to mend her? Vets not open on sunday evening. :(
(jimi.vicious regrets criticising the American electoral system!, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 20:52, archived)
Try nailing her to the ceiling.

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 20:54, archived)
Would do.
But landlord says I'm only allowed to use blu-tak.
(jimi.vicious regrets criticising the American electoral system!, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 20:55, archived)
Staples?

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 20:56, archived)
do they stock blutak?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 20:58, archived)
Rolf Mayo!

(jimi.vicious regrets criticising the American electoral system!, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 21:00, archived)
keep her well hydrated & calm
then go to the vets if you're still worried tomorrow..

...could just be extreme hairballs
(I helped save b3ta! Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 20:54, archived)
is
that like extreme paintballing ?
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 20:56, archived)
Pfft!

(jimi.vicious regrets criticising the American electoral system!, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 20:58, archived)
yes
but not quite so thrilling
(I helped save b3ta! Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 20:59, archived)
How do you make paintballing 'extreme' anyway?
It's hardly a sedate pass-time.
(jimi.vicious regrets criticising the American electoral system!, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 21:07, archived)
force
the vacuum cleaner nozzle down her throat.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 20:56, archived)
Is a sheep predisposed to domestic violence
a battering ram?
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 20:44, archived)
they are
in Xanth
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 20:44, archived)
*ssssssssssspppppppaaannnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg!*

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 3 Jul 2005, 20:45, archived)
I love you very much but I'm afraid I may have to murder your eyes.

(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 20:47, archived)
you should save your crackers for christmas

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 20:55, archived)
Were the 70's cool?
I've noticed round where I live that all the kids look like they're from 70's films.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 20:40, archived)
better than
the early-mid '80s, though there's absolutely no excuse for some of the clothes my mother dressed me in in the '70s
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 20:43, archived)
My memories of the early eighties
were of printed poyester T-shirts and luminous socks.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 20:45, archived)
ahhhh luminous socks...
towelling they were, and we used to swap them at school so we had mismatched pairs
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 20:48, archived)
I've seen a photo
taken in the 70s of my dad wearing a beret.
Therefore, the 70s were not cool. At all.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 20:45, archived)

this is me and my dad in 1976
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 20:47, archived)
Aww.
You look just like your youngest daughter.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 20:48, archived)
they're both very like me :)
me and my sister, my girls
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 20:58, archived)
Where, oh where, is Kipper's bear?

(I helped save b3ta! Sygiinu, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 20:38, archived)
Chunneling Mykeyboy

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 3 Jul 2005, 20:40, archived)
Kipper the dog?

(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 20:40, archived)
yus.
Kipper has lost his teddy bear. Can you help you help him find him?
(I helped save b3ta! Sygiinu, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 20:44, archived)
Has he looked in his basket?

(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 20:46, archived)
*lifts basket flap*

(I helped save b3ta! Sygiinu, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 20:49, archived)

this made me laugh today
(mitch, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 20:09, archived)
And me too!
*laughs*
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 20:10, archived)
Did you see that in a bus being driven by Mykey?

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 3 Jul 2005, 20:11, archived)
pfffft

(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 20:11, archived)
Pffffft!

(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 20:11, archived)
Oh look,
you've left a wet bumprint on the chair
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 20:13, archived)
again.....;(

(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 20:28, archived)

img173.exs.cx/img173/7221/Scoutbadgesofthefuuuutttuuuuuuuuure.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 20:11, archived)
*Unashamedly watches Joey*
And after that i shall watch two and a half men!

Mwoahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 20:03, archived)
joey
as in spacker joey?
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 20:04, archived)
Pretty much

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 20:05, archived)
1 minute warning
For the guys - big motors
For the gals - Hammond
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:59, archived)
Top Gear?
*rubs thighs*
(I helped save b3ta! Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 20:00, archived)
I shall watch teh Willis tonight
And if its shit i shall come looking for you, in the night....when you are asleep...
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 20:01, archived)
I'm trying to find the remote without moving my head too much or it'll fall off
I'm going to miss Richard Hammond!!
*wails*

[edit] arsing cuntnuggets. the tv was already on 2
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 20:00, archived)
his cock plays
tunes.
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 20:00, archived)
I liked the one with him and the puppy
you want the lovely posh car... ot the puppy? and the puppy won everytime
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 20:02, archived)
Stripping engines is fun,
I was so absorbed in my work I failed to spot my lecturer taking pictures.

/That's me in the red by the way.
(moomin-papa ; folkin class., Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:52, archived)
so engrossed in wiping your nose?
/oh right, in the red

so that's you in the corner
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:53, archived)
the chap
at the bottom has fallen asleep
(I helped save b3ta! Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:54, archived)
Does he touch you?

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:54, archived)
He
would never do that.
(moomin-papa ; folkin class., Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:59, archived)
by
christ
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 20:03, archived)
What a lovely name
and I'm sure he's hardly raped anyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 20:04, archived)
Your tutor is Malcom Glazer
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 3 Jul 2005, 20:05, archived)
ha ha ha ha ha.........
.......well, it made me laugh anyhoo
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 20:07, archived)
i want to learn to do that
by the way, if he took pictures of you without your consent you can sue him under the data protection act :)
(I helped save b3ta! Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:54, archived)
Thats the least of your worries
In your trial
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:55, archived)
This^
Are you speaking from first hand experience?
(I helped save b3ta! Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:56, archived)
haha, no
but it's true.
This is why you see signs everywhere in town centres 'You may be being recorded on CCTV'. It's not to diisuade crime, it's to protect themselves from getting sued.
You have the right to know about all instances and uses of your image, name and details, and must be provided with copies of them on request from the data holder

/goes off to watch TG :)
(I helped save b3ta! Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:59, archived)
he needs
http://www.claimsdirect.com/how_do_i_claim.aspx
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:57, archived)
Is that person at the bottom dead?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:55, archived)
so you are real then

(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:56, archived)
You're gorgeous
and very small.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:57, archived)
I've hurt
my finger.
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:44, archived)
Diddums.

(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:44, archived)
In fairness you cant stuff adult appendages into a Guinea pig that small

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:45, archived)
take it out of yo' ass

(I helped save b3ta! Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:45, archived)
Harrumph
I think I dislocated it again
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:46, archived)
yo' ass?
trés difficile
(I helped save b3ta! Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:47, archived)
le sange
et dans le arbour
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:50, archived)
*ahem*
l'arbre
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:51, archived)
meh
I've been drinking snakebite all afternoon.
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:54, archived)
also
est that I missed before
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:55, archived)
is it?
is it really? Well stick it up my ass & keep it warm for a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:52, archived)
monkey cock
in a lady's arse, I'm sure I've seen that film.
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:57, archived)
this does not surprise me

(I helped save b3ta! Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:58, archived)
ma coeur saigne pour toi

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:54, archived)
*sympathies*
my toes, hips, shoulders and jaw dislocate really easily and it's not nice
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:48, archived)
So pop it back in you big poof.

(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:49, archived)
I did
and it stings like billio whatever the fuck that is.
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:51, archived)
don't expect any sympathy here
for your carelessness
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:45, archived)
Aww.
You can use another if you like, I'm not bothered.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:45, archived)
Ye've hurt yer finger?
Puir wee lamb.
Yer pinkie? Dearie me.
Noo jist ye hud it that way
till I get my specs and see.
Oh aye, and there's the skelf
Noo dinnae greet nae mare.
I've gone and gotten it oot,
see that wisnae sare
Noo there nah, run awa'

/poem learnt at primary school, a bit hazy on the last few lines
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:46, archived)
did you go to school in france?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:48, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:49, archived)
courtesy of google
The Sair Finger
by Walter Wingate

You've hurt your finger? Puir wee man!
Your pinkie? Deary me!
Noo, juist you haud it that wey till
I get my specs and see!

My, so it is - and there's the skelf!
Noo, dinna greet nae mair.
See there - my needle's gotten't out!
I'm sure that wasna sair?

And noo, to make it hale the morn,
Put on a wee bit saw,
And tie a Bonnie hankie roun't
Noo, there na - rin awa'!

Your finger sair ana'? Ye rogue,
You're only lettin' on.
Weel, weel, then - see noo, there ye are,
Row'd up the same as John!

one for the bairnies
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:50, archived)
aye!
that's the one :) well, it was 20 years ago that I learnt it :P
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:53, archived)

?
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:51, archived)
Those crasy Scotch.

(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:49, archived)
I've bent my wookie

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:46, archived)
Well
I've hurt two. *And* they're now fat, and turning black.

Fear my fat fingers.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:48, archived)
I'll try a different approach.
How?
(I helped save b3ta! Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:48, archived)
pissed barbecue
incident
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:52, archived)
What did you do to piss the barbecue off?

(I helped save b3ta! Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:55, archived)
Ah dinner was good
wine is perfect
cheesecake yummy
could do with a shag though
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:36, archived)
bring some cheesecake
and you can do what you like

/easily bought
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:36, archived)
mmm just finshed it
passion fruit as well so it was
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:37, archived)
ahh well
I don't like passion fruit anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:38, archived)
but you do like
passion I'd wager
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:39, archived)
only with my husband
/being a good girl
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:41, archived)
admirable my dear
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:41, archived)
I'll see how long I can make it last ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:42, archived)
till I get to Embra again
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:46, archived)
Those ankle tags
do make life difficult
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:48, archived)
best chat up line I have heard all week
your being good didn't last long I see.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:47, archived)
that's a chat up line?

(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:50, archived)
this is why wives were invented

They serve wine
They cook wonderful repasts
And they are available to surprise at the sink afterwards while washing up.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:38, archived)
wifey's busy
studying
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:39, archived)

studying sleeping with other men who are actually up to the job
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:40, archived)
not you then
obviously
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:40, archived)
I suppose at your age you can only get it up for birthdays and christenings...

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:43, archived)
ask your dad

(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:44, archived)
That doesnt mean anything
But well done for not being able to insult someone effectively...back to your vegetable patch grandad
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:47, archived)
ah Mykey, in a battle of wits
I never take on an un armed opponent
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:49, archived)
Thats funny because you've suggested i havent a decent level of intelligence
But what you forget is you are Irish, and hence at a serious disadvantage with even pebbles
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:51, archived)
I don't recall maligning your intelligence
do en-lighten me
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:52, archived)
Well in your previous post you mentioned wits
Now bless you, its obviously too much for you to type and think...go back to potatoes
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:53, archived)
wit has little to do with intelligence levels
rather the ability to confront one's challengers in an interesting and amusing way
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:56, archived)
Yeah so intelligence then
You really arent the sharpest tool in the box are you
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:58, archived)
you do seem rather sensitive this evening
I used to find you amusing
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 20:01, archived)
Ok
How about you fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 20:06, archived)
like I said
a great wit
puts Mykeyboy's toys back in pram
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 20:08, archived)
I heard that you've always got your hands in prams...
Sicko...
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 20:09, archived)
It's that time of the month
He gets tetchy
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 3 Jul 2005, 20:07, archived)
touché

There was good reason fro having the middle letters of that word spell ouch
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:44, archived)
thank you

(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:44, archived)
I hear Mrs Mykey speaks very highly of his performance
/unable to look at a bottle of smirnoff ice in the same way again
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:44, archived)
I wish I had the male
equivalent of a wife
(I helped save b3ta! Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:44, archived)
I'm cheap for rental
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:47, archived)
A husband?

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:47, archived)
Sunday night radio FTL FM as usual with djrich :)

www.ftlfm.com for main site and messageboard

83.149.101.8:8014/listen.pls direct listen link
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:30, archived)
I wish I could
but my head's still pounding in time to any noise. I've never typed so quietly in my life.

also, why can't they invent a throat lozenge that doesn't make your tongue go numb?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:32, archived)
Hmm.
try here p'haps?
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:35, archived)
how odd

(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:37, archived)
Never heard Ask Elvis?
'Tis very enlightening. Elvis Presley answers all the questions you could ask, and sings songs like the Wombles theme.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:41, archived)
all this ooooh laaaa down below
I have dug out my jeff wayne CD's and am being updated on the chances of anything coming from Mars.
Then it's the one (and only) program on TV in the week I try not to miss. Top Gear.
Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:35, archived)
I only have WOTW on vinyl :( and no record player
mmmmmm Richard Hammond... what channel and when?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:38, archived)
BBC2 8pm
it's a big special tonight. A repeat of the train vs Aston Martin race to the south of France, only it's to Oslo tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:40, archived)
brilliant
I LOVE the 'races' :)
We did something similar with some friends a while ago...
I started from London and a friend started in Quimper, we saw who could get to Tignes (in the french Alps) first...
He beat me by 15 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:46, archived)
I have been to Tignes and that mountain road is scary as shit

(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:49, archived)
it was mental
started snowing just as I got to the bit with all the anti-avalanche tunnels
in a fairly powerful front-drive car it was a bit skiddy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:51, archived)
fond of the Hammond organ are we?
*straps on a wurlitzer*
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:41, archived)
mmmmmmmmmm yessy yessy yessy yes!

(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:44, archived)
all this
except that I er, acquired, the Jeff Wayne opus last week and reacquainted myself with it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 19:38, archived)

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