Jeez,
Birmingham city centre just been evacuated...

EDIT: news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/4668313.stm
( Fudgebags will wear you like a glove, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:14, archived)

Yay!
Are they sending them to France?


/hopeful
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:15, archived)

why on earth,
would the frenchies want them? :)
( robh, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:17, archived)

It's certainly debatable who to feel more sorry for.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:20, archived)

To be said in a strong Brummie accent

Wife: Where have you been?
Husband: Fishing in the canal
Wife: Did you catch anything?
Husband: Yes, I caught a whale.
Wife: You caught a whale in the canal?!

Husband: Yes, A bicycle whale.
( Hankster, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:21, archived)

Pffft!

( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:22, archived)

Noddy Holder goes into his favourite gents' outfitters.
He says to the assistant "I'd like one of those awful brown suits with a hyowge collar like I used to wear in the Seventies, please!"
The guy says "Certainly, Noddy. Do you want a kipper tie as well?"
"Ta very much, two sugars!"
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:25, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/628889
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:28, archived)

I like the way you went to the bother of linking it.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:35, archived)

I couldn't get a train into London town
because of 'security threats' at train stations meaning that I had to do bus/train/bus/train hops.
Talk about bolt the stable door afterwards.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:19, archived)

Well, just think how awful it'd be if someone bombed trains and buses in London?
Oh, hang on a sec...

Oh.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:28, archived)

It's gone 9 on
a saturday night and i'm sober...

This. Isn't. Good.
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:09, archived)

He's gonna bloooooooooooow!

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:10, archived)

I think you misread it
he said he is sober
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:19, archived)

Drink some turps substitute.

( Druid, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:10, archived)

or just drink the real thing

/is also not drunked on a Saturday night despite just coming from the pub
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:11, archived)

what a waste
of money then :)
( robh, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:14, archived)

My local ran out of change!

What kind of pub runs out of change before 9 on a Saturday night?

So I came home to drink here and do a little more work.
How sad i am.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:17, archived)

Next time you go in
pay them with the contents of your penny jar!


you do have a penny jar?
( robh, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:19, archived)

I have a 1 pound jar
parking meters in Lon'on are 8 pounds an hour so I need handfuls of the things.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:20, archived)

how much per hour????
thieving rapscallions!
( robh, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:22, archived)

I have a compartment in the car stuffed with pound coins
It's highway robbery, AND I had to pay 8 pounds for the privilege of driving my car down the narrow congested badly repaired streets AS WELL as pay to park.

edit/ They just put the congestion charge up to 8 pounds
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:25, archived)

may i suggest
moving up t'north and doing your work on t'intercock?

edit: mind you, you must be earning it........
( robh, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:29, archived)

I would love to
but all my meetings and the studios and actors and musicians are here. It would be too much travel AND pay the charges.
It's bad enough that I now have a 50 minute train journey since I moved (used to be 20 minutes).
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:32, archived)

one day,
I shall come to London and you can show me these so called musicians, actors and things.


after that, we can go on the piss :)
( robh, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:37, archived)

HOW FUCKING MUCH?!

( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:22, archived)

City of Westminster standard rate (Soho area where I ply my trade)
and they jump on you if you are one minute over.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:24, archived)

Is that
jump on you in a lustful rip your clothes off manner?

/plans to shortchange London parking meter blog
( Fudgebags will wear you like a glove, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:25, archived)

Fucking hell that's absolutely scandalous!
I take it you can claim this back?
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:26, archived)

I own my company but I do claim it against taxes

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:27, archived)

Bloody hell
£8 an hour...should charge it to your customers
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:33, archived)

Me too
I have to be a t a Christening tomorrow morning and I don't want a hangover
( Hankster, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:11, archived)

I have a flight
at 8.30 am. I have friends going out tonight to get pissed. I'm very tempted to join them and then just head to the airport at silly o'clock to get on my plane like a smelly drunk tramp.
( Fudgebags will wear you like a glove, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:12, archived)

:)
www.b3ta.com/talk/628804
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:14, archived)

Argh! Christenings are the work of the devil.
I have to go to work again tomorrow (I've been back from today's stint for half an hour). My colleague starts on another team on Monday leaving me to do the work of three people (we're also a person down) for the next ten weeks while they fuck about trying to get someone in to replace her. Not very happy at the moment...
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:17, archived)

I misread that
as Christians are the work of the devil. Then I realised it couldn't be so as you are not Mykeyboy
( Fudgebags will wear you like a glove, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:37, archived)

its alrigfh
im making up for you, yay!
( Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:23, archived)

Evenin
I'm drinking lovely red wine and look like I'm crying because of hayfever. Should I think of something sad to make my mood match my teary eyes, or just forget to lube up when I bend over for the soap?

EDIT: roaneah - 'ello you tiger-loving man
/GAZ IM ME blog
( Fudgebags will wear you like a glove, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:08, archived)

Noooo!
Use it to exploit people for moneys.
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:09, archived)

good point, well made

and highly topical
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:12, archived)

Hey, bitches.
Whenever I start up my computer I have to go through the login screen even though there's only one user (Owner). Does anyone know how to keep my settings but get rid of the startup screen?

*pooes in your mouth*
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 20:56, archived)

ControlPanel/User accounts/change the way users log in/usethewelcome screen

( Hankster, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 20:58, archived)

That doesn't work.
I also seem to have another user by the name of
"ASP.NET Machine A..."
Limited account
Password protected.
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 20:59, archived)

That's called spyware

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:03, archived)

Is it??

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:04, archived)

No, it's just what happens when you install the Microsoft .Net framework.

( King Ralph is drunk, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:06, archived)

really?
I got some stuff picked up by adaware that was calling itself asp.net
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:16, archived)

Please
don't answer questions you don't know the answer to.

OMG!!11!! .NET AM sPyWaReZ!1!!seventyfive!
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:24, archived)

Um
Whatever you say.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:25, archived)

Delete that account.
That's what happened on my computer, I just deleted that account and all back to normal.
( King Ralph is drunk, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:03, archived)

It has a password, I fear.
Deleted! Yay!
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:04, archived)

It most probably just blank.

( King Ralph is drunk, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:05, archived)

Yes.
I can't remember how I did it, because I'm drunkled.

edit: TweakUI for windows XP is your answer.
( Druid, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 20:59, archived)

*hug*

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:00, archived)

*hugs*

( Druid, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:01, archived)

Also, I have that.
*tries*
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:17, archived)

What pooe?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 9 Jul 2005, 20:59, archived)

If there's a vowel, I tend to add an 'e'.
Do - does.
Poo - pooes.
Pi - pies.
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:01, archived)

Yes
Ctrl+Alt+Delete, pull the plug, and run away.
(Harry, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:01, archived)

Eat my cack.

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:03, archived)

hmmm.
with or without mustard?
( Fudgebags will wear you like a glove, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:18, archived)

robh has made me pissed on beers
and I'm not responsible for anything I say.

You are all lovely and I want to bum you all.
( Druid, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 20:55, archived)

Oi!
I is innocent!*


*guilty
( robh, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:23, archived)

Worrying to see
the BBC has fallen from Horizon to explaining earthquakes using biscuits. If people are that thick, they are not bloody likely to care about geography, geology and/or seismology.
(Harry, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 20:51, archived)

Indeed,
my parents are watching it, it's rubbish.
( King Ralph is drunk, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 20:56, archived)

Or even geology or seismology,
for that matter.

.....
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 9 Jul 2005, 20:56, archived)

this

( Dill, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 20:58, archived)

what?

(Harry, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 20:58, archived)

Pfft!
Shamed into ninjing.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:01, archived)

Why shouldn't things be explained in layman's terms
Not everyone is an expert at every subject
( Hankster, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 20:59, archived)

this

( Dill, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:00, archived)

Okay
but there is no excuse for that outrageous accent.
(Harry, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:02, archived)

"Dr" Fox is dying of a terminal disease!
Oh, sorry, he's fine.
Sorry to disapoint you all.
( Hankster, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 20:20, archived)

Fuck!

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 20:29, archived)

What?
My mind is vulnerable. I now do not now if the "DR" is alive and kicking, or not.
( Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 20:31, archived)

How come you have a furtive t-shirt but no donation icon?

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 20:57, archived)

I am a fool
The tshirt promised me more, I shall donate soon likes.
( Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 21:03, archived)

At times of national sadness...
Surely this form of mercy killing would perk us all up a bit?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 Jul 2005, 20:38, archived)

anyone else getting slightly annoyed with all this africa shit?

( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sat 9 Jul 2005, 20:17, archived)

No

( Hankster, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 20:21, archived)

i just fail to see the point of
african simply come dancing.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sat 9 Jul 2005, 20:24, archived)

Oh right
That's fair enough. Overkill probably
( Hankster, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 20:29, archived)

and
patronising
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 20:36, archived)

You wait all year for a program on Africa,
then 20 come along at once! Even Holby city had an African "storyline".
(The Spelling Police, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 20:38, archived)

it is a little patronising (i.e. annoying)
on a more shallow note, yay titian hair (i'm not... but wish i was - really)
( lemonhead, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 20:44, archived)

It's revolting.
Everyday I wake up to Natasha Kaplinski showcasing interesting Negroes from all over the British Empire. And now the BBC has rounded up a troupe of them to dance in front of the white people.
(Harry, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 20:49, archived)

NK
gives me the right royal horn.
I reckon she's dirtier than Bob Geldof in a sewer.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 9 Jul 2005, 20:52, archived)

Perhaps she's also
in Africa for that new BBC Adult video.

/coat
(Harry, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 20:56, archived)

FTL FM is on air with djrich :)

www.ftlfm.com for main site and messageboard

83.149.101.8:8014/listen.pls direct listen link
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 20:00, archived)

Ahem...
this inspired this - art meets SCIENCE!

Edit: 3 'Pffft!'s, 2 'loon's and a 'woo'.
Not bad for five* minutes' work.

*15
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:59, archived)

pfft
nice :)
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 20:01, archived)

Pffft.
Beer meet monitor!
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Sat 9 Jul 2005, 20:01, archived)

you loon
:P

I may show that to Mr V as part of trying to explain to him why a bunch of nutters has put money in his paypal account...
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 20:03, archived)

has have
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 20:32, archived)

No, she's correct.
'Bunch' is singular, therefore 'has'.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 9 Jul 2005, 20:47, archived)

Pfffft!
And that's with a capital 'P'
( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 20:04, archived)

Graphically
accurate, perhaps. Woo.
( Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 20:07, archived)

how can I thank you all?
I'm slowly regaining equilibrium. I need to do something in return for your generosity
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:37, archived)

just be happy
and post kiddies paty pics :)
( Dill, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:39, archived)

I will also post pics
of dekazer on the trampoline
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:40, archived)

braless
we insist
( Dill, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:42, archived)

would it be rude to insist on a skirt too?

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:43, archived)

No,
on the contrary, I feel that it is only fair.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:45, archived)

*ahem*
CAUGHT YOU ALL!
( Dekazer, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:45, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/628701
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:47, archived)

On past form
do you think that's the sort of thing I would do?

Much as I hate to disappoinnt and all ;)
( Dekazer, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:49, archived)

skirt but no bra
check.

right, I'm off to get the gannet bathed and ready for bed before the ratbag gets home from the outlaws'
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:45, archived)

not at all
here Moose, I'll post that disc on monday, bloody thing wouldn't copy until I'd converted it to mp3
( Dill, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:45, archived)

:D
I shall wait by the letterbox with growing excitement...
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:47, archived)

*BOING*
/ac
( ArthurTheRat, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:42, archived)

boingoingoingoingoingoing

(moomin-papa ; folkin class., Sat 9 Jul 2005, 20:23, archived)

er
can I just thow some money at you if I make the boozing?
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:39, archived)

no
but you could buy me a diet coke...

:)
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:43, archived)

*makes notes*
if I get though
I have no idea how sore I'll be after work
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:45, archived)

*unzips*

( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:39, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/628701
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:39, archived)

how about
on the trampolines?
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:41, archived)

.....
........

/thoughtful silence
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:42, archived)

Nothing needed my dear.
Just enjoy the party.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:43, archived)

Was not a problem :)

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:46, archived)

It's for a good cause and you didn't ask :)
Out of interest, how many of you are Joinees?

/edit: www.join-me.co.uk/
( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:49, archived)

Joinees?
Someone that gets used by a Joiner?
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:50, archived)

Someone from Joinland
i think
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:50, archived)

Joinee Murphy signing in
my signed copy of Yes man is being held ransom by WH Smith :(
( dantl, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:52, archived)

Me too!

( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:53, archived)

Gah
Damn you SMITHS!
( dantl, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:54, archived)

my sister would like that
when she has to pay the bridge toll she always pays for the car behind too (though a small part of that is to see their confusion when they try to pay for themselves)
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 20:00, archived)

On a completly
unrelated note, I have just watched one of the worst film ever, an Italian horror film called 'Body Count'.

It's one redeeming feature is that it stars the gloriously named Mimsy Farmer.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:36, archived)

that name sounds like the BEST job the WORLD.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:38, archived)

next time someone tells me
that mimsies don't grow on trees I can now tell them they're wrong
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:38, archived)

I see no booze in that post
it's 20 to eight on a saterday night
Get boozing young man
EDIT: ah wine
good man
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:40, archived)

I have almost finshed my first bottle of wine,
does that not count?

*huggles*
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:41, archived)

indeed it does
I looked down and saw the wine
*molests with a passion*
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:43, archived)

Right...
....time for a shower and then BOOZE.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:35, archived)

and then of
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:36, archived)

This also

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:36, archived)

hello you
I have a proposition for you
( Dill, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:38, archived)

Yessssssss.....
...
/still unable to sit down after a proposition from Mykeyboy
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:40, archived)

Glencoe
last weekend of august, b3tan camping trip, good pub 10 mins walk from campsite with excellent beer and good live folk music every night.
interested?
( Dill, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:42, archived)

We shall email you and let you know
/may have Reece in tow
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:43, archived)

ickle kids are welcome
yippee
anymore for anymore
( Dill, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:43, archived)

4rthur it up HARD

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:45, archived)

4rthur don't work for me
you do it on my behalf?
( Dill, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:47, archived)

Will do on the morrow...
....remind me.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:49, archived)

I'll do some tunes tomorrow aftenoon
if that's all reet?
( Dill, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:52, archived)

*gently bums*

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:55, archived)

got some nice new tunes
as well :p
( Dill, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:58, archived)

I have a preposition for you.
Here.
( ArthurTheRat, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:40, archived)

"You, boy - give me two pronouns!"
"Who, me?"
"Excellent!"
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:42, archived)

Yay for Grammar geekery humour!

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:43, archived)

Uncle Dill would like to thank all the kind B3tans
who helped out tonight you're all very nice people
( Dill, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:15, archived)

I shall donate when I get home
as I don't trust these work PCs what with IE and no spyware destroying software...

/suspicious
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:16, archived)

We have just been spazzing...
...and you, Uncle Dill and everyone else who gave teh monies deserve a lovely gentle bumming.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:18, archived)

With a reach-around?

( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:27, archived)

whilst wearing gloves of VELVET

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:29, archived)

That would probably be fantastic
but unfortunately I've just spluffed at the thought.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:31, archived)

that's just one step away
from furries...
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:32, archived)

Noooooo!
*kills self*
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:33, archived)

Can I have "her gorgeousness" in your will?


('ning sir, how's teh Belgium?)
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:35, archived)

Were she mine to give away
I would not want anybody apart from you to have her. Unfortunately she is not mine to give away or even to do naughty things to.

I am well. Drinking wine and watching films. And your good self?
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:38, archived)

I am good ta...
Have flat to myself for the weekend - all flatmates away on hols :). I have beer, I have music, all I need now is a woman.

*heads for Leith docks*
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:40, archived)

bash.org/?246405
( ArthurTheRat, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:34, archived)

*snort*

( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:35, archived)

*snort *fwaps self raw*
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:39, archived)

I dunno
how many times that has happened to me
( Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:38, archived)

I'm just speechless
so here's a pic of my very very lucky wee girl

You lot are amazing. utterly amazing. There'll need to be a big bash so I can make it up to you all with hugs
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:22, archived)

Awwww

( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:29, archived)

I wish I could have donated.
*will give her £10 in my next life*
( ArthurTheRat, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:22, archived)

No problem...
always nice to help someone out :)
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:23, archived)

I've missed something!

( Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:28, archived)

It'll make up for your extra chromosome then
:)
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:29, archived)

*looks down there*
Why, I think I'm drunk enough to give little amounts of cash away.
( Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:33, archived)

*Looks down there*
*can't see feet*
*resolves to go on a diet*
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:34, archived)

arghhhhhh
i've just realised that i have to pay the deposit and the full price of the private jet i've hired for my kitten's summer hols. And i''ve got absolutely NO cash!!
(Brad Dice, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:00, archived)

www.oceanfinance.co.uk

/edit: I haven't used paypal this way before. What's the category of purchase?
( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:01, archived)

Arf!
You meanie.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:01, archived)

haha
great work you guys. sorry i haven't got enough money for my own bills at the moment, otherwise i'd help out too.

you might even make a profit, JV
(Brad Dice, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:03, archived)

pffft
Buy a lotto ticket
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:02, archived)

I didnt make it to T in the Park
but reincarnated the experience. I likes the Killers i does.
( Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:15, archived)

and....?
not sure i see the relevance. You want us to buy you tickets to a killers concert?
(Brad Dice, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:19, archived)

No, I'd like
to go on some sort of summer hols, and you get to send your kittens on hols, and I'm left to another Scottish summer on my lonesome.
( Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:24, archived)

Right you lot
who's got some spare cash for Jv'S KIDDIES PARTY
if we all chip in a bit we can save the day
( Dill, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 18:48, archived)

When is it?
I'll give a fiver

Edit: 30th July
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 18:50, archived)

next post down
good man, I'll double that £5
( Dill, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 18:51, archived)

Aye Thirded
Paypal going to be an easy way to do it?
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 18:52, archived)

that's what I thought
we've nearly got the deposit now
come on you miserable lot
( Dill, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 18:53, archived)

Count me in.
/just got quarterly cashification

Edit: no Paypal here, but can send it by interweb magic if I have her name and account details.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 9 Jul 2005, 18:55, archived)

Did you get my email JV?

( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 18:53, archived)

Just say where to send it.
I can put in 20 quid

Edit: and all done.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 18:54, archived)

Sorry :(
Having neither money nor paypal
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 18:56, archived)

blimey you lot!
I spend a few minutes playing on the floor with the gannet (she's started doing fake sneezes which are so cute) and get back to find this! I don't know what to say.

Shoosh, I got your email, I was replying to that when I got a text from Dill then I abandoned that to write this and then Dill phoned me.

Jings.
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:00, archived)

Let us know the paypal account :)

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:01, archived)

*turns into geldof*
Where do we send the fuckin money
( Dill, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:01, archived)

What they ^
all said.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:02, archived)

What he said

( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:02, archived)

*turns into gandolf*
I don't have paypal, would a cheque be ok?
( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:03, archived)

have a nice party miss :)
a digitised note is on its way
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:09, archived)

dont mind me
Technically a lurker, but theres a fiver floating its way over teh interweb (hopefully)
(please tell me if it works, email/msn on profile!)
( dantl, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 19:13, archived)

I could only chip in a few quid
Hope it helps still
(Naughty Tortoise, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 16:03, archived)

arse arse arse arse
what do you do when you've invited a load of people to a kid's birthday party that you've just realised that a) the deposit hasn't been paid for the venue and b) you don't have enough money to pay for the venue anyway?

*cries*
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 18:36, archived)

Make it like the shower block in Auschwitz.

( ArthurTheRat, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 18:37, archived)

wet?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 18:44, archived)

A gas!

( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 18:44, archived)

for balloon animals?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 18:47, archived)

sell all yer man's gadgets
to pay for it :)
simple really
( Dill, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 18:37, archived)

he's already sold
all the non-essential ones to pay the bills :(
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 18:39, archived)

sell one of the kids?
just a thought

edit/ develop an infectious(fictitous)disease

edit2/ how much coin do you need?
( Dill, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 18:40, archived)

ok
I know this isn't the best place to try and be serious, but I've got no-one else to talk to right now and I'm really worried and emotional* about this



*currently crying like a baby

[edit] it's £25 deposit and then £50 to pay on the day for the trampoline centre, plus I have to provide all the food and drinks for that. I've already got the cake ingredients (apart from the eggs) so that part's ok
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 18:42, archived)

Aww! No suggestion, I'm afraid, but I can offer you some
*chuffles*
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 9 Jul 2005, 18:47, archived)

:)
www.b3ta.com/talk/628663
( Dill, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 18:48, archived)

No!
He should've used his skills to pay the bills, and the gadgets for this.
( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 18:41, archived)

Make nork animals.
Like balloon animals, but, you know...with norks.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 9 Jul 2005, 18:38, archived)

Blame it on the venue to the other kids parents
then have a nice party at home / in a park somwhere where it's free and make the food yourself.
( Taylorcamb, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 18:38, archived)

I have to do the food myself anyway
and I'm not sure how I'm going to pay for that. I have no way of getting in touch with the parents of the kids from playgroup
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 18:40, archived)

When is it?

( Taylorcamb, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 18:41, archived)

30th July

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 18:42, archived)

How much do you need?

( Dill, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 18:45, archived)

Then you've got plenty of time,
you can soon find the kids through playgroup and give them another invite or something.
( Taylorcamb, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 18:46, archived)

playgroup finished two weeks ago
at the end of term.
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 18:48, archived)

ah

( Taylorcamb, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 18:48, archived)

organise a scavenger hunt
start outside the venue and meet at home at the end
(Brad Dice, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 18:41, archived)

what's everyperson doing later
I thought I might shoutcast for a bit in the evening if anyones here and bored?
( Dill, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 18:30, archived)

i'll be scoffing free chinese
and kicking arse at iSketch all night :)

is it just me, or is b3ta the cleverest board on there? i won 8 games in a row on the other boards before people got a bit pissed off :P
( MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 18:31, archived)

PUB!
And attempting to flirt with the barmaid I have my eye on.
( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 18:33, archived)

I live in the same country
as this man.
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear...
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 9 Jul 2005, 18:26, archived)

something tells me i shouldnt download the MP3
*has only just got that Pizazz song out of my head from the talkboard link two nights back*
( MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 18:30, archived)

"you can write to me, if you like"

( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 18:30, archived)