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# As B3ta is 10 years old today - I've opened a special QOTW for any B3ta memories you might want to share
But yeah - fucking hell - 10 years!

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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:27, archived)
# You are old and smell of piss.
100%TRUFAX!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:28, archived)
# Any other 10 year olds on here?
(milk_explosion, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:28, archived)
# I'm only 9 and a half
but I did give Rob a tenner to keep the place alive.

I've not had a front page for 4 years....
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:31, archived)
# You old git. I'm nearly 9.
My 'Recent Front Pages' says 2004 \o\ \o/ /o/ Pics are long since lost though.
Thing is, when I joined, I just assumed it had existed since the dawn of time.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:54, archived)
# in the really olden days
we only had popbitch
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:01, archived)
# When all this was fields...
or just main board :)
(I helped save b3ta! Xkimo was at work on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:18, archived)
# Which was awful
no matter how rose tinted your spectacles.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:20, archived)
# nah
it was fun
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:38, archived)
# Paedo.

i'm only 9 years, 9 months and 14 days.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:32, archived)
# ning Thor
How did you find out about it?

I was told by someone who wasn't even a signed up user, but just read the newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:34, archived)
# i was forwarded a link about cursor bunny love
which required me to sign up to play it, i really didn't post much for a few months.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:52, archived)
# I think I did an Ask Jeeves search
for 'email funnies' or something like that and it led to here and www.albinoblacksheep.com/

I lurked occasionally for about 2 or 3 years before signing up
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:56, archived)
# 10/f//uk
wanna cyber?
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:32, archived)
# 15/m/uk
15/m/uk 31/M/UK
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:34, archived)
# Stranger danger!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:34, archived)
# you've changed your user name, Mr. King
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:36, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:39, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:45, archived)
# So many great pics and flounces where to start...
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:33, archived)
# There's probably loads of old people
who I've blocked and can't see reply to this nonsense. Is killerkitti still making the spacker kid with crayons look like Van Gogh?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:36, archived)
# not since 2008
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:40, archived)
# Hoorah!
B3ta, you will always be speshal to me. Thanks for many years of fun & helping me meet my luffly husband. Kissy kissy. Jiva.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:33, archived)
# Any chance of celebratory (Franklin mint stylee) 10 year Icons?
I'll bung a few quif for one.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:34, archived)
# ^this is a great idea
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:34, archived)
# ^ what she said
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:35, archived)
# I'd like to see a post where everyone online, lurking etc replied
see if we could get the longest reply to a thread ever
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:35, archived)
# This is a good idea
So is Chutney's
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:39, archived)
# hello
/relurks
(I helped save b3ta! lemoncurry alright., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:57, archived)
# :D
x
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:24, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:36, archived)
# hello
*goes back to lurking*
(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:58, archived)
# Oh well, if you insist.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:14, archived)
# aye - we haven't had any new icons for eons
so much for the "every three months or so..."

:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:35, archived)
# he doesn't need to sell them anymore
he makes so much money from Rupert Murdoch
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:37, archived)
# I like this idea.
Let them be minging though.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:37, archived)
# if someone wants to fiddle with the original furtive icon
to make it 10 years special - then please be my guest
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:38, archived)
# Hey Rob
How about adding a bit of colour to the icons and make furtive Gold?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:40, archived)
# I was thinking that too!
Like SO

(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:47, archived)
# great minds and all that
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:55, archived)
# :D
Also: B3tnberg


(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:02, archived)
# Arse cake of the Devil
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:04, archived)
# *sighs*
Look must we fight this battle everytime, I am sure you are a nice person underneath. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:05, archived)
# I'm right though ;)
you know it, I know it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:09, archived)
# FINALLY!
Someone else who can't stand Butturnberg!

ugh!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:25, archived)
# There are more of us than you think.
Why take a perfectly acceptable cake and wrap it the the Devil's own work that is Marzipan? I ask you.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:30, archived)
# Marry me!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:37, archived)
# Spoken for soz.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:40, archived)
# Hahahaha same... :P
Marzipan hate does things to me - like make jokes :D
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:23, archived)
# I never liked marzipan, but here is Joefish's two-step 'how to like marzipan' programme:
1. Go to Nisyros for a day (big volcano island just off Kos) and try the Soumadha. It's niiice. Bring some back with you and continue to consume.

2. Having built up your tolerance to sweet almondy thingies, try some Disaronno over ice. Get through a whole bottle.

You will now like marzipan.

Do not try eating actual almonds though, or you'll have to start all over again.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:16, archived)
# bhw up there states the case perfectly.
sponge = win
marizpan = no win
do not cover the joy of sponge with anything other than cream... or icing
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:41, archived)
# *psst*
Arctic Roll FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:20, archived)
# sponge is on the outside
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:47, archived)
# Yes, I am aware of that.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:22, archived)
# It's fucking foul.
And should make it's way straight to to bin without passing go.

Edit: go any human digestive tract. Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:16, archived)
# ^ What she said
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:16, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:14, archived)
#






(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:43, archived)
# ooh - I like that
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:46, archived)
# how about in silver?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:52, archived)
# I like this
it keeps the geek factor by looking like binary or something too
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:47, archived)
# Ooh - two years old!
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:57, archived)
# geek!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:58, archived)
# greek!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:21, archived)
# It's all greek to me to you
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:24, archived)
# great idea
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:41, archived)
# This is pretty cheap I'll admit, but...
.




.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:25, archived)
# Wow!
Time has flown.



Good times :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:41, archived)
# I remember the time adobe were threatening B3ta for using the word shopped
and now it is everywhere. hahaha, nice marketing adobe.

Happy b3taday b3ta

(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:42, archived)
# 9 years 1 month for me

(insert gurning kitten here)
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:44, archived)
# 10 years!
10 months was good going for a site back in them days
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:46, archived)
# woo
yay and hoopla! For added nostalgia I'm reading the board at work, but since this is the future I'm reading it on my phone.
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:49, archived)
# b3ta is a real thing and not just something on the internet
/lucid explanations blog

happy b3rthday
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:49, archived)
# 10 years later
and Manley is still an irritating cock end
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:52, archived)
# surely, that goes without saying
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:43, archived)
# Is that the 'having a poo' man?
Oh, he's really funny. He's nearly as funny as Micheal McIntyre.
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:27, archived)
# You cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:23, archived)
# Are you coming to sunny Devon
any time soon, you miserable old cockjockey?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:24, archived)
# hats off to ya :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:54, archived)
# Happy Birthday B3ta
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:55, archived)
# Hello
It's been a goodly while.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:57, archived)
# This thread
Is a major timespazz!
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:01, archived)
# isn't it just
where are mnb098mnb and Dutchbird?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:08, archived)
# Yeah where are they?
/egospaz
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:14, archived)
# 'grats all
i will eat some cake at lunch to celebrate
(I helped save b3ta! lemoncurry alright., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:58, archived)
# Hurrah
cheers Rob
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:59, archived)
# the QOTW is like someone has lifted a big b3ta log from the forest floor and found loads of old b3tards hiding in the woodwork.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:59, archived)
# is there one massive fat one that looks like a moist flump?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:01, archived)
# yes
but i'm not telling who it is.

most are scuttling away from the light.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:08, archived)
# eh
oh I see
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:05, archived)
# haha
just for you:

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 13:01, archived)
# *scuttles for shadows*
. .
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:08, archived)
# Happy B3taday B3ta
Time for Caaayyyyykkkkeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:01, archived)
# Cayke!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:04, archived)
# why did I think that was Andrew Lloyd Webber?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:05, archived)
# Woo!
Happy birthday B3ta!
(tomsk, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:04, archived)
# 10! Bloody Hell
that is like forever in internet time..

Thanks to everyone on here for making my life that much better and funnier!
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:19, archived)
# Happy Birthday B3ta!
(Professor of Lesbonics remembered his password on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:25, archived)
# happy b3taday!
It's like I made this anim all those years ago just for this special occasion:



9 years, 8 months and 23 days for me. Where's my zimmer frame? Nice to see some old names springing back up :D
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:30, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:39, archived)
# I bet you still have
your Dennis The Menace club card as well
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:50, archived)
# certainly my Tufty Club card
/.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:02, archived)
# wonder where mine
is, I know I'll still have it and probably some blanks too! Good bash, that one.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:01, archived)
# Ten years and you're STILL starting threads without an image in them?
Some people!
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:36, archived)
# TAGS!



not really, just wanted to shout

PS YOUR ALL GAY
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:03, archived)
# many happy returns
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:53, archived)
# happy candles b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! nivoser tangos with the devil, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:07, archived)
# ^ThiS^
(herman:D, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 17:11, archived)
# Happy Birthday
You old bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 22:14, archived)