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# I have drawn a man shitting in my head...

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(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:35, archived)
# Nice...
But not enough neck!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:35, archived)
# That's what I told my missus.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:45, archived)
# ^ This
Needs more bulbosity
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:45, archived)
# Tastes great though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:04, archived)
# The bulbous neck was there...
I toned it down a tad. Maybe I softened it too much. I shall have a rethink.
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:42, archived)
# sounds great!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:46, archived)
# The more I think about it the more I think he's trolling
and laughing far harder than you can possibly imagine

Or maybe he's just proving his point :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:38, archived)
# Your RoboWars FP is amazing!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:44, archived)
# ooh FP :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:46, archived)
# One way to see if the mods are present
post a new happytoast or monkeon pic and see how long it takes :-)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:49, archived)
# if it were that simple I'd have about 5,000 fps
*edit - more than that in fact according to contents of my B3ta folder
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:53, archived)
# blimey
thats a lot of b3ating
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:57, archived)
# Those are only the pictures I've kept
I would guess I've done twice as much
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:59, archived)
# *and the b3ta glass cock award for lifetime achievment goes to...*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:00, archived)
# thanks to the academy
but that cheap statuette is hardly going to pay the bills or get back the wasted time :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:07, archived)
# Not wasted.
You can save money on a portfolio by just having a link to the front page.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:18, archived)
# some of the stuff they've picked is truly awful
embarrassed to look back at it

They never pick the ones I'm proud of :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:24, archived)
# YOU'VE wasted time!?
Huh!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:18, archived)
# :D
you slowed down way too much, you could have been on 100k by now
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:24, archived)
# All that low poly work keeping you on 32k huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:25, archived)
# hahaha
I get paid less than an actual tea boy at the moment :(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:28, archived)
# tea boys at the Ritz are on £35k/annum
plus a company trolley
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:42, archived)
# *applies*
fuck it, my cucumber sandwiches are all 2005 standard and my tea pouring showreel is even older.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:47, archived)
# I ran out of hummus . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:27, archived)
# Lies
and
Filth
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:42, archived)
# I'm so glad I don't give a fuck about star wars
it sounds too stressful
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:40, archived)
# I don't get why people get upset
and I class myself as a star wars fan

"He's spoiling it for future generations" not if they've not seen the other version he's not
"He's spoiling it for me" but you saw the original and liked it right, just don't bother with the new ones, then he hasn't changed anything!
"He's just doing it to make more money" so?

The only people that should give a shit are Lucasfilm in case it doesn't sell
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:45, archived)
# ^ This
With more Ewok blink
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:47, archived)
# I think that's a lovely touch
not making me rush out and buy them though :D
I'd rather have the unedited DVDs from a couple of years back that everyone seemed to forget about
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:48, archived)
# i've got them
i watched a couple of scenes from the remasters and the originals and he's cleaned up a hell of a lot in the process. the originals on the dvds are the laserdisc transfer which was pretty rubbish. the remasters have much crisper colours, a hell of a lot less blur and generally look better -- until the shitty mid-90s cgi comes on when it just looks poor.

i prefer the original versions myself but then i did watch them when i was about 7, something people always seem to forget when they get all hot under the colour about it.

also, i agree, i think he's just trolling people and seeing how far he can push it before people *actually* stop buying the new release instead of just saying that they will
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:51, archived)
#
The Ewoks were the only thing I liked about that movie. That and Luke Skywalker. I wanted one (an Ewok, I mean).
(Good Penny, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 16:12, archived)
# ^this
With more Anakin 'Yippeeee!' dubbed in
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:47, archived)
# and ewok snuggling
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:49, archived)
# and human wampa arm
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:52, archived)
# My problem is...
mess with YOUR movie as much as you like. Just give me the option of watching the movie I grew up with on the same format.

Thanks

Love

Tokyo x
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:50, archived)
# you want a copy in 4:3 at 576 with fuzzy VHS lines all over it?
or you could have it in DVD version like these ones were
www.amazon.co.uk/Star-Wars-Episode-IV-Theatrical/dp/B000FMH8UI/ref=sr_1_10?ie=UTF8&qid=1316440602&sr=8-10

Original Version:2.0 Dolby Surround sound and is 2.35:1 letterbox within a 4x3 picture Disc 2 is THX, ensuring the highest possible quality picture and sound
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:56, archived)
# You know very well what I mean young man.
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:59, archived)
# I've just read that the blu rays have luke missing with his grappling hook!
For years people have said I was imagining it, but the scene exists!
Now to work out how the hell I saw it.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:08, archived)
# That's another issue..
you can't get ALL the missing scenes and extra's without buying the 3 piles of poo to.

Lucas's marketing dept. is excellent.....for him!

(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:16, archived)
# bonus features in "used as motivation to purchase" Shocker!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:19, archived)
# Motivation to purchase the movies no one really likes...yes.
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:21, archived)
# All guns have been replaced by walkie talkies...
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:28, archived)
# He's changing that back...
releasing a blu with none of the changes.
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:35, archived)
# i don't understand why he doesn't release the originals on blu-ray
then those that have them on VHS and DVD will buy them all over again.

they could even do an ultimate mega bastard collection, the original theatrial release, the re-release with updated effects and the new 'Nooooooooooooooooooo' version along with 3 weeks worth of extras.

it would sell.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:51, archived)
# seconded
(men boles Benea, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:45, archived)
# I bought the originals on VHS in like 1995
that was the last time I found myself giving a fuck
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:50, archived)
# I find that I am increasingly being made to feel that I should have opinion about this.



But I'm just not really that interested in early 80s Science fiction films.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:40, archived)
# not even flash gordon?
:-(
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:48, archived)
# "You've never seen a Valkyrie go down".
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:53, archived)
# HAHAHA
THATS WERE YOUR WRONG THEY WERE LATE 70S AND EARLY 80S LOL ASH CALLED THERE FIRST ALBUM 1977 COS THAT WAS WHEN THE FIRST ONE CAME OUT HAVE A CLUE BEFORE YOU COMMENT

*ahem* sorry, been reading daily mail comments and i think it's whacked 60 points off my iq
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:54, archived)
# Exactly, and now having pointed out one small flaw in his statement
He is now legally compelled to abandon his former belief systems and shout from the rooftops about how he is now a converted fan of all things Star Wars.
That's how internet debating works, isn't it? That's what we all signed up to, right?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:59, archived)
# Absolutely!
I think Chutters will admit he's come to his senses because I picked him up on a small, unimportant slip, and the world will be set to rights until the NEXT time someone says something a pedant can poke a very small hole in.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:04, archived)
# *pokes*
*splurt*
*wipes*
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:30, archived)
# Oh well, may as well add my tuppence worth to this subject
Erm...
*thinks*
What is Star Wars?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:12, archived)
# It's where three womens go shopping for shoes . . .
. . . IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:19, archived)
# *Rushes to Amazon to order a copy*
They'd better be sparkly shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:23, archived)
# you're confusing it with Sex and in the City
with that woman with the face
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:40, archived)
# Sarah Unexpected Jessica Horse Parker?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:54, archived)
# It's not science fiction!
It's a fucking fairy tale in space!

Dark Lord kidnaps Princess
Wizard enlists hero to rescue Princess
Dark Lord uses dragon to destroy Princess's home
Hero rescues princess (but wizard gets killed)
Stuff happens
Good guys kill dragon and defeat Dark Lord
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 19 Sep 2011, 16:00, archived)
# Sounds like a mash-up of the Hobbit and the Lord of the Rings
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 16:03, archived)
# Proper term from the golden age of sci-fi: Space Opera
As in: Star Trek is science fiction, Star Wars is space opera.

They both have their place, but which space operas you like sort of depends on how stinky you like your cheese.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 18:34, archived)
# Lovely.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:43, archived)
# I'm glad I gave up on Star Wars when Episode 1 was released.
The whole series has become a parody of itself, to the point where I can't even watch the original cuts anymore. Lucas is biting the hand that feeds him, and has done for years and years.

Hypocritical fat necked fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:43, archived)
# I remember seeing it at the cinema when it first came out
My mate nagged me to go, I was apprehensive.

I tolerated about half an hour's worth then walked out of the cinema.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:44, archived)
# I think it's a case of rose-tinted specs with most people.
I tried watching 4, 5 and 6 for the first time in years over the Summer, and I got so bored I had to give up... just near the end of ep. 4.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 16:34, archived)
# Like Messrs. Savalas and Chutney, I'm not a Star Wars fan
but I agree wholeheartedly with the point being made here
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:43, archived)
# Needs more World War 10

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:44, archived)
# Expendables 2. *fingers crossed*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:45, archived)
# i thought the first one was wank, so no ta from me
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:49, archived)
# Mm, it didn't do much for me either. Could have been a lot better.
But daring? Definitely.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:53, archived)
# The airline friendly version was fucking hilarious
"Run you custard!"
(I helped save b3ta! Waldo Dobbs was the new black, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:58, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:08, archived)
# This film must be made!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:47, archived)
#
must be has been
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:49, archived)
# *Heads off to dvd shop*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:53, archived)
# It's called "Sense and Sensibility"
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:56, archived)
# *Puts disc in dvd player*
You fibber!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 17:33, archived)
# Blimey!
That's a whole lotta awesome!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:50, archived)
# I bet you stole this from Steven Seagal's downstairs loo
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:23, archived)
# Hahaha...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:32, archived)
# I only ever saw the first one.
Which is now the fourth one, or something.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:55, archived)
# It was amazing forethought.
He made one of the best films ever but left himself plenty of room to comprehensively trash it over the next few decades.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 15:31, archived)
# Is that a cover for "Songs to take a Dump to"?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 16:32, archived)
# if so, it's better than mine
*flounce*
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 16:50, archived)