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# Yay! Free time!

What should I draw?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 14:58, archived)
# how about a little character wiith a poppy annd an iron saying "what"
oh.......
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:00, archived)
# Wow, your voice is ACE!
Its like youre narrating a children's TV programme from the 80s :-D

*Joins the JJ stalker club with Moggy*

Seriously - your voice doesnt match what i thought it would. You sound like a kindly old grampa or something :-D
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:01, archived)
# .........................thanks.

XD
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:09, archived)
# It's a genuine money-maker voice.
Blimey.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:35, archived)
# Agreed!
I imagine you doing an audiobook of something nice - along the lines of Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:33, archived)
# That thing is going to go viral
Draw that bunny bitch. Riding a shakey lawn mower. While trying to eat something very wobbly
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:02, archived)
# Viral? Like AIDS?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:03, archived)
# Bad AIDS
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:03, archived)
# The best kind
JollyJack, cover me! With AIDS.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:04, archived)
# Hey chap, hope you're well
You do look good as a zombie :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:06, archived)
# Why does this remind me of that "Cream Pole" pic you sketched years back?
IN before fatty wanking. He's not even holding on. He's suffering from some disorder.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:07, archived)
# He's suffering from The Gush
Blue Jam - Chris Morris. I will only do softcore now.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:45, archived)
# But is difficult to stay soft as a mouse
when you're stuffing your knob in a big sexy twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 23:28, archived)
# Everything is in order here.
Carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:07, archived)
# Mmmmm
AIDSy goodness
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:08, archived)
# No so lethal though
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:03, archived)
# steve jobs shagging michael jackson should do it
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 18:10, archived)
# Draw some furry pseudo-porn
that in no way will attract some fucking weirdo from off of the internet
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:02, archived)
# Draw...
...Ice-T clubbing a seal. The vocalist or the animal. The choice is yours. If it is the animal, you may even like to draw some tits on it...or the musician for that matter...
(Megamoss, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:04, archived)
# hmmm
Some sort of rabbitty person trying to enjoy a plate of salad in a nice restaurant while the lions at the next table dig into a dead gazelle and make snide remarks like "you're next".
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:05, archived)
# Ha ha!
You own an iron you enormous ghey!

EDI: Draw a mermaid! A sexy mermaid! Half woman and half erm . . . woman err . . . in the sea!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:06, archived)
# I use mine for waffles.

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:07, archived)
# Waffle Mermaid?
Whachootawkin' about JJ!? C]:0D


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:23, archived)
# A waffle mermaid that makes waffles.....with an iron.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:32, archived)
# ahaaaaaaaaa!
*clicks fingers*

I see it all now


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:52, archived)
# draw a Glaswegian ostrich trying to make an omelette.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:08, archived)
# again?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:11, archived)
# A Preview of Saints Row The Third
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:09, archived)
# It's not out till the 18th, here.
UNFAIR!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:28, archived)
# Darn it!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:32, archived)
# I think you should draw ...
... *looks round for inspiration* ...

...Harley Quinn from Arkham Asylum.
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:09, archived)
# Wow, you're going in the "could listen to him read the phone book and I'm a happy woman" pile, along with Roger Allam
Draw a Hedgehog reading the Times, smoking a pipe with his feet up on Pippa Middleton

with tits /ac
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:12, archived)
# haha, you pervert ;)
audioboo.fm/boos/531938-voice#t=-1m-1s
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:47, archived)
# Hellooooo nurse! Another one for the pile
;O)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:56, archived)
# I'm hypnotised by your swinging chins
(likeajackhammer, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:13, archived)
# It's where I stash my doughnuts.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:19, archived)
# I followed your advice, but still burnt my house down.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:14, archived)
# You did it wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:15, archived)
# Jesus but you've got a deep, manly voice.
A monkey kicks a football which is actually a large piece of dung. Draw the surprised dung beetle family within when they emerge to find themselves in a different field.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:15, archived)
# It'll be like Lost in Space!
With Beetles! And a spaceship made of shit!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:19, archived)
# Wear your Popeye with pride!

Popeye served in the war too you know!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:18, archived)
# superb!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:20, archived)
# All sorts of wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:26, archived)
# This is splendid
But your stuff always is
*click*
*print*
*sits outside Sainsburys with a load of them*
*profits*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:26, archived)
# Agagagagagagag!
Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:29, archived)
# hahaha
i love that sound he makes, though i imagined it as 'Ugugugugugugug!'
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:31, archived)
# I've seen various spelling of his laugh.
I reckon it depends on the voice actor. There must have been a few, not forgetting the live-action Popeye with Robin Williams.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:39, archived)
# im one of the few people that liked that film
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:42, archived)
# I'm another.
I saw it when I was five, though, which might have biased me a little.
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:51, archived)
# *joins "the few"*
*which means the many owe me*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:57, archived)
# the few, the proud, the unbearably loud
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:59, archived)
# i liked it
And i got to see the pope village were it was shot in Malta.
(OTT, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 16:15, archived)
# hahaha brill'
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:55, archived)
# genius
(OneForTheRoad man under glass, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 21:59, archived)
# Nicely done.
(anvil, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 23:21, archived)
# This
is bloody incredible. So tempted to make myself a Poppeye.
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 0:04, archived)
# anything
with a popeye in gets a click from me!
superbsk
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 0:10, archived)
# anyone out there who thinks they have an ancestor who is one of those who is remembered on the 11th
you can look some of them up here
www.cwgc.org/debt_of_honour.asp?menuid=14

then maybe buy a poppy and remember the fallen of too many wars while supporting those who fought for their country and the families left behind of those that didn't come back

www.poppy.org.uk/
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 11:02, archived)
# excellent
click
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 12:46, archived)
# You should totally read the shipping forecast
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Draw the cast of the Lion King
They've just finished the last show of the night and are all enjoying a few drinks backstage, still in costume of course except that, inevitabley, some of the women's tits have popped out.
SUDDENLY, Terence Trent D'arby bursts in, naked and engorged and demands that Simba "presents" for his satisfaction. Unfortunately for him, Simba is felching David Attenborough's copious manfilth from Pumbaa's sticky anus.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:24, archived)
# That's next week's image challenge sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:31, archived)
# The DVD extra that Disney held back.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:32, archived)
# Disney never held back
he was always first to moisten the digestive.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:34, archived)
# Moisten the digestive,
that's business speak for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:47, archived)
# Ha, I'll try and use it in a meeting with the MD in a minute...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:52, archived)
# ^
perhaps at the end they could steal a joke about ironing poppies that was tired and laboured when they used it in Men Behaving Badly about 15 years ago
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:44, archived)
# Have a go at drawing my fox character ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:59, archived)
# Why don't YOU have a go at drawing
Terence Trent D'arby naked and engorged?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:01, archived)
# *Googles*
I now feel violently ill.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:09, archived)
# As you like.
お好きなように。
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:18, archived)
# Ahh, you're back. ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:19, archived)
# :D
I'm there at least. ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:24, archived)
# Haha, hope you're ok :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:32, archived)
#
睡魔に負けてすいません
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 16:45, archived)
# 英語を使用しなさい
または私達はあなたの言語の悪い翻訳との傷つけた
(Wize, Sun 6 Nov 2011, 20:45, archived)
# You sound jolly, Jack.
Enjoyed the vid, ta.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 4 Nov 2011, 17:01, archived)