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# Sorry for lack of kia ora in this post


For lunch today, I'm having slices of the most wonderful dark roasted pumpkin seeds bread, with at least three different kinds of cheese and some creme the pruneaux, a large glass of apple juice, a cup of tea and a bowl of fruits and veggies (rapsberry, blueberry, snack tomato, grape and even some carrot).
What are you having for lunch today?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:29, archived)
# DAVE!!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:31, archived)
# Anything to drink with that?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:33, archived)
# juiced chips
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:18, archived)
# It is only breakfast time here
I am having a few cups of the finest dark roasted blend of coffee, a cigarette, and an anti-depressant.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:34, archived)
# As your attorney, I advise you to have chips with that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:40, archived)
# you are conrad murry
aicmfp!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:02, archived)
# Take a hit from that little brown bottle in my shaving kit

You won't need much, just a tiny taste
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:08, archived)
# Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!


*takes sip*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:12, archived)
# GREAT TITS!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:15, archived)
# Jesus! What kind of monster client have you picked up this time?
There’s only one source for this stuff….
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:21, archived)
# Even a goddamn werewolf's entitled to legal counsel
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:37, archived)
# You've eaten nothing but grapefruit for about twenty hours and your head is adrift from its moorings?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:04, archived)
# There are limits to what the human body can endure.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:06, archived)
# The good thing about Moggy is their stuff is so shoppable
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:35, archived)
# Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 18:27, archived)
# Ham and tomato baguette with poppy seeds
Salt + vinegar crisps
Orange Tango
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:36, archived)
# Cor
I love the combination of ham and tomato.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:38, archived)
# The shop at work had a SPECIAL LIMITED EDITION!! sandwich the other day....
...it was ham & tomato :D
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:56, archived)
# Toasted grandma bread, buttered,
topped with two slices of grilled bacon, raw halved cherry tomatoes and a generous amount of wild rocket, then pour on crumbly Lancashire cheese, microwaved with a small amount of milk and some black pepper till it all melts. Accompanied by a mug of builder's tea.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:38, archived)
# That sounds rather smashing
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:39, archived)
# It is a big favourite around these parts (my gaff).
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:41, archived)
# Okay, I don't have and image, but

LUNCH OF THE DAY
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:46, archived)
# I've found an uberspacky version
www.b3tards.com/u/38f11bb9db4d7d5c93f4/mylotd.gif

edit/which I'll link as it's just too spacky
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:56, archived)
# Haha, that's the one
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:17, archived)
# aside from the cheese (can't abide the stuff)
that sounds brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:42, archived)
# The hot cheese sauce brings it
all together. Maybe you could substitute bechamel sauce or something
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:48, archived)
# :D
I'm about to make a mushroom risotto, with a kitkat for afters and a fucking massive mug of tea!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:41, archived)
# Hurrah!
Sounds great
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:42, archived)
# Also
you missed out that Moggy (in white) starred in this popular advert alongside Bourbon Fox (in yellow)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kw_3P9UaS5o
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:44, archived)
# LIES!

(I don't have a costume like that...)
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# what in blazes...
that woman is decidedly Caucasian as well.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:48, archived)
# the fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:52, archived)
# News just in: Rare footage of Moggy and Jolly Jack together
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyZAIWAbggE&feature=relmfu
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:26, archived)
# That was ace :D
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# I bet it took a few tries!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:34, archived)
# I can only imagine, but it definitely turned out well :)
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# I think they make a lovely couple
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:37, archived)
# That is the scariest thing I have ever seen.
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# Leave Moggy alone!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:53, archived)
# sheluvmenotjollyjack
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:07, archived)
# Cheesetastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:44, archived)
# smoke, coffee and left over chinese
:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:42, archived)
# no such thing as leftover cheese
it is all good -- now gimme

EDIT: I could swear I saw 'cheese' hmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:44, archived)
# racist
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:52, archived)
# that too
it makes the best sauce
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:05, archived)
# Chilli beef fajita wrap and a can of Mountain Dew from the merkin shop down the road. :3
EDIT: Nommed.
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# Nice, but definitely needs chips with that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:53, archived)
# I'll see if I've got the change, might pop to the chippy later on for tea. :)
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# Chilli pasta with thick cheese sauce and bacon. Oh, and a big mug of tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:45, archived)
# Good lunch all around
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:52, archived)
# Ham salad sandwich with enough mustard to make my eyes water. Repeatedly.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:59, archived)
# Good. Nice to hear there's still love for mustard
After I finished lunch in a local museum last Sunday, I emptied the tiny mustard saucer. My mum says I already did this when I was three.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:10, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:25, archived)
# silly brainfield, mustard is not for eye-rubbing
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:27, archived)
# I have chicken on a stick.
I'm not really sure where the chicken ends and the stick begins though.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:59, archived)
# O_O
Lyons Maid have really gone upmarket
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:01, archived)
# It is made by 'Grabits'
and says 'less than 70 calories and 2% fat per stick'. It doesn't mention the chicken though.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:04, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:06, archived)
# Wat
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:12, archived)
# It was quite pleasant actually.
And only cost a quid.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:15, archived)
# I went and had tea over at my parent's yesterday
I mum though she had some breaded potato things, which turned out to be breaded chicken things. With carrots and chicken breast. It was awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:49, archived)
# For something more substantial try
beef on a telegraph pole.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:12, archived)
# I'm wary
of the calorie content of a telegraph pole.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:16, archived)
# I'll see if I can get a line on it.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:24, archived)
# chicken salad on wholemeal oaty deli roll
seabrookes beef crisps

tea

maybe a toasted raisin bagel in a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:01, archived)
# Sounds nice enough!

*stamp of approval*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:15, archived)
# I haven't had Seabrookes for ages!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:33, archived)
# So crazy mecha transexual anime time?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:05, archived)
# No.

Lunch time.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:14, archived)
# Today I has been mostly eating a BLT on a brown bap with mayonnaise.
Followed by a lemon sensation melt.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:07, archived)
# Damn, I want a lemon melt now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:14, archived)
# Monster 800g Lasagna from Morons
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:11, archived)
# I hope that's the one with the RIS sauce
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:13, archived)
# RIS pudding?
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# RIS sauce was available...
But I didn't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:29, archived)
# home made shepherds's pie
and broccoli in a cheese sauce....am thinking about doing chips with it, but am currently unsure
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:11, archived)
# I don't think it needs chips
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:13, archived)
# You'll get suspended from "the facts" for making statements like that
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:38, archived)
# I'd like to see them try that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Very much
THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:49, archived)
# UPDATE: i had chips with it
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:39, archived)
# Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:44, archived)
# Pfffft XD
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:14, archived)
# This is the point where you tell us what you're having for lunch. Or midnight snack.
It's kind of a traditional board happening that has gotten a bit out of use lately.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:16, archived)
#
ラーメン。
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:18, archived)
# Is this make-sense-o-meter even working?

*shakes*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:50, archived)
# It says 'ramen'.
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# I know

Still not a clue what it's about though, or if I should recommend to have chips with that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:54, archived)
# Ramen's a kind of noodle soup. Typically student food; I've got shitloads in my cupboard.
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# I see

I don't think soup and chips are a good combo
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:45, archived)
# Underage porn?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:22, archived)
# I'm disappointed that this got no reply.
No-one ever makes ME that kind of offer :'(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:48, archived)
# Got any underage tentacles?
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# Juvenile squids?
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# I'm having a panic attack for lunch
With chips
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:23, archived)
# You're OK
it's forgiven you.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:31, archived)
# + mayonaise
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:52, archived)
# frite sauce!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:27, archived)
# WRONG
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:31, archived)
# no, it is you that is wrong!
frite sauce has a slightly creamier/mustadier(?) flavour to it and that's what's needed
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:59, archived)
# Frietsaus is more oily and certainly not creamier than mayonaise

Mustardier, maybe. Depends on who made the mayo.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:03, archived)
# Smelly panic attacks,
One got me in June, still suffering the horrible stress headaches...
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:55, archived)
# Jacket potato
with tuna.... dull
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:23, archived)
# I'd nyom it
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:29, archived)
# That's nice enough!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:52, archived)
# stru+
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:13, archived)
# A chicken and bacon sandwich
and 568 ml of semi-skilled milt
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:30, archived)
# I always go with fully skilled
it's less of a risk and they're more likely to be CORGI registered
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:31, archived)
# I'm a risk taker
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:35, archived)
# Chicken AND bacon?

Whatever will they think of next. Sounds BRAW though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:53, archived)
# Cheese & ham sandwich, Nice n spicy Nik Naks, 2 bananas, grapes, malteasers and a Cadbury's Scream Egg
All topped off with a Fanta fruit twist
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:30, archived)
# BRAW!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:54, archived)
# I had a couple of pasties on my way back from town
whilst streching my lunch break to cover the walk to buy MW3.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:38, archived)
# I'm hoping I've been paid for this poster today. From what I've read so far, MW3 isn't bad at all.
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# I got it at midnight, it's a bit good!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:45, archived)
# it's not bad
but it's not great. the single player's better than BF3 (that doesn't say much though)
so far i'm feeling underwhelmed with the single player game.
the multi player is same old, same old, but with fuck loads more kill streak activity. i may prefer BF3 for multi player this time around
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:48, archived)
# I prefer bf3 mp, the campaign was gash.
But, I like the contrast between the two games.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:52, archived)
# i know what you mean, but i think mw3 missed the mark this time,
it doesn't seem to be as much fun.
without wanting to sound like a fanboy, you can tell it's not a proper infinity ward game.
are you xbox or ps3?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:12, archived)
# I'm having deluxe assmeat soup with a side order or assmeat.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:42, archived)
# *offers to swap for an apple*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Is it the new 4S?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:58, archived)
# sure, why not
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:28, archived)
# Have ass chips with that!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:54, archived)
# I was wearing assless chaps whilst eating, is that okay?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:02, archived)
# More than okay

It's compulsory
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:16, archived)
# i had an apple
it was a granny smith, straight from the fridge
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:45, archived)
# You keep apples in a fridge?

What kind of freak are you?

Did you have any cold chips with it?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:59, archived)
# granny smiths need to go inthe fridge,
so they're rock 'ard but yet still juicy
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:10, archived)
# Toasted Brown Bread
with two eggs fried in non fat oil.

Also Nommed.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 13:57, archived)
# Non fat oil?
Was it castrol gtx?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:00, archived)
# No
Some special spray stuff that we got in the shopping.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:11, archived)
# wtf
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:17, archived)
# Yay!
I had a "crab and prawn" sandwich (I should complain, as it was just seafood sticks and thousand island dressing)

Jalapeño Doritos (Quite nice an surprisingly spicy for crisps)

and a yorkie bar.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:03, archived)
# Have you tried habanero doritos?

About 100x spicier than jalapeno, in accordance to the real habanero/jalapeno ratio.

Bonus: not many people will want you to share after an initial taste.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:20, archived)
# I think they were the jalepeno packet... I'll have to keep an eye out for the Hanabero ones!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:43, archived)
# TOP TIP: Don't touch your eyes with your finger after eating them
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:55, archived)
# if you're complaining
you should say "I'm very disappointed that the prawns weren't wedged in the crab's claws"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:20, archived)
# I had a cheese roll with carrot/orange/ginger/pear juice
and some coffee
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:19, archived)
# That juice sounds mighty braw

Add spinach and pineapple and we got ourselves a deal!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:23, archived)
# u__u
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:31, archived)
# BEWARE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:55, archived)
# future police time out mediocre dutch
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:04, archived)
# super heroes funny video baby dog heros drole bebe
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:46, archived)
# I had a FUCKING lunchtime special FUCKING CHICKEN pizza with FUCKING CHIPS
and FUCKING TOMATO SAUCE from a FUCKING PIZZA SHOP in FUCKING Chester-le-street

it came with a FUCKING CAN OF PEPSI

it was FUCKING £2.70

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:41, archived)
# That sounds fucking great, Discomeats

maybe apart for the pizza AND chips part. I mean: really? DON'T have FUCKING chips with that, maaaannn
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:57, archived)
# it's a FUCKING lunchtime special though innit
the FUCKING chips are part of the FUCKING special
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:10, archived)
# three shurikens and an origami crane
samurais Dave


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:36, archived)
# Braw
Make sure you have chips with that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:47, archived)
# I went out into the real world for lunch
It was an odd experience.

I had Eggs Benedict with mushrooms under the egg instead of hams, plus 1 x hash brown and 1 x grilled tomato.

It was braw!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:54, archived)
# "I like this"
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:48, archived)
# I'm late! It's only breakfast time here.
Red snapper, broccoli, onion, mushroom, spinach stir fry. You may say "For breakfast!". I used to be the huge massive mound of potatoes with omelet person. This has all changed now!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:16, archived)
# Red snapper for breakfast?
That sounds glorious
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:49, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 18:28, archived)