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Lovecraft please.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:18,
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We get plenty of Lovecraft anyway...
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:19,
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Hack Springwatch would be potentially hilarious
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 17:37,
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It'd all be tits in boxes innit
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 18:12,
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Birds nests in goatse
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 18:15,
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"chaffinch in one cup"
..these are a few of my fav..our...ite... thiiiiiings.... Sorry, had a julie andrews moment there.
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 18:18,
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NOT fucking Lovecraft you numpty.
It's going to be a week of cthulhu because that's all anyone knows about.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:21,
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:(
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:22,
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SORRY ELVIS BUT I'M SO FUCKING ANGRY ABOUT LOVECRAFT RIGHT NOW
GRRRR
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:23,
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Don't worry Mo
We'll make it good for you
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:27,
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And the compo too?
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:34,
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No, just the nipple rub
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 17:04,
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Oooh you cheeky minx
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:35,
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Mofaha! Stop rigging the vote
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 17:05,
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I don't even know what Springwatch means :(
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 17:08,
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It's a TV programme over here in the UK where we all collectively reassure ourselves that our wildlife hasn't died
If it wins, it will probably be a load of "tit" jokes
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 17:10,
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tit
LOL
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augsav forgot about B3ta ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 17:32,
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It used to be a really cool program about slinky racing, and the slinky racing guilds
these days it's just people watching springs in their natural habitat as they gently react to mass loading and look after their young.
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 18:29,
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Slinky Springwatch was mint. Did you see that episode when they tried to get one to go down an escalator? nutjobs.
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douggypledger ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 18:57,
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and all those chavs at the bottom who were laughing
weren't laughing at the end when they got lacerated ahahah, fun times.
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 20:40,
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Or Zalgo because people are basically twats
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Richard Shitheels ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:24,
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:(
I'd be posting my shit Peanuts Apocalypse stuff! Surely that should convince people?
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boris the spider ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 19:44,
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you could just be a cunt and compo a load of lovejoy pics
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:24,
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Hahahah
you make a good point.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:25,
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Or people who "love craft" lololol
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Richard Shitheels ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:28,
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yes
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:35,
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Nice "draugh".
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:57,
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You say that as if it's a bad thing.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:25,
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GRRRRRRRRRR
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:25,
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It's also Yoth Sothoth
and his Merry Men
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:25,
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Well you'll just have to make a few introductory images then, won't you?
Educate the masses and all that.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:27,
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Honestly, I've never read a word of Lovecraft.
Not that I've been avoiding it exactly, but I've just never gotten around to it and I've never been that pushed to try.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:29,
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There's really only a handful to read. You'll burn thru it when you get around to it.
Overly dramatic derivative material out weighs it by a thousand to one.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:35,
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To be honest, I'm not a huge fan
It's good for what it is, but basically every story is just person activates occult item, tentacled terrors unleashed, everyone's souls eaten. I think it makes for a good compo though.
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:42,
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It's really good for its era.
That format was lifted from other popular fiction and mixed in with the swiftness of the morality play seen in myth and fable. It was new then and he was the best at it in his day. Dated as hell now.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:50,
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YOU are really good for its era
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 18:36,
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LIES
You're forgetting his other story, which is person enters a strange city with a strange history and strange things happen but it might have been a dream.
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boris the spider ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 19:47,
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H.P. getting a second bite of the cherry? Splendid.
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:20,
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'what happened next' has the most potential
i dont even know what/where/when lovecraft is...
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augsav forgot about B3ta ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:21,
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Lovecraft is all about doing sexy and that.
No idea what springwatch and workfare are though.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:21,
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with bits of sticky back plastic
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:22,
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a week of cardboard cut out CDCs, boobs and Fannys will be brilliant :D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:23,
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"The rudest thing you dare to make at your work desk" Compo?
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:25,
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That would be snuff porn then.
/self employed blog.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit. ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:32,
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sticky black spastic? jordons son with a lolly?
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mongychops ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:31,
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you terrible, terrible man
:D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:33,
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he's a writer of scary books an' that, he's dead now
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sock more tea vicar? ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:23,
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this is correct and therefore i shall click it.
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alpaca muffalo bozzerella ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:41,
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The Craft of Loving
Unleash the tentacles
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:24,
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:24,
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If it bothers you that much, ask Mu to rig the vote for you ;) *
*please don't.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:26,
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Listen Foxworth, I don't do that shit no more.
I'm clean now, geddit.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:27,
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You've CHANGED, man!
The underground posse of voteriggers is displeased.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:29,
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Tell it to the judge, Goebbels.
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Richard Shitheels ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:30,
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Hahahaha
I NEVER FORGIVE MU VOTERIG
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:27,
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If you really don't want Lovecraft, have an aside with the mods that you think it's lead is "suspicous".
Then they'll call an unexpected re-vote and take whatever's winning after 33 seconds, like what happened with the damn colour the lizard challenge.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:30,
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I'm going to compo a load of stuff I drew when I was six
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:30,
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I hate how I can relate to this.
Except I was four. Shame all those drawings are probably long gone by now.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:31,
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The most disturbing thing about my ones is the caption that says "Daddy"
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:33,
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I can't remember how disturbing my doodles got.
But I'm not sure anything's changed, looking at the stuff I'm drawing now. XD
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:39,
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I once got told off for a drawing of a dog i did at primary school.
It wasn't disturbing, just crap.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:41,
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Actually, you just reminded me
I once drew a shitty comic strip of a fella being chased and mauled by wolves.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:43,
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Now of course he would be molested by them instead.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:47,
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On the first day of a new school year our art teacher set us as homework drawing "absolutely whatever you like", with no right or wrong
Teacher looked at mine and said "This wasn't what I had in mind"
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:48,
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I just checked your profile in case there was any "art" in there, and found the link to my inter-detective work on that CJcypher kid.
Good times.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:53,
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Endowed: Small
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:58,
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Well then that's different.
That might be a decent compo actually... Draw adult themes in the style of a 6-year-old.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:33,
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Isn't that just what we always do anyway?
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:35,
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How about drawing childrens' themes in the style of an adult?
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boris the spider ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 19:48,
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TWO!!! Or the baby will never settle down for its nap. NEVER!!!
Nice to see it phrased open-ended for more horror archetypes to source.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:25,
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iconic photos
iconic photos
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Dont point it at your face up the ass ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:28,
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I wish I hadn't voted for something else now :(
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Richard Shitheels ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:32,
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It's not a bad idea, it's just too similar to this weeks.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:34,
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iconic photos?
Iconic! Photos :(
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Dont point it at your face up the ass ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 19:33,
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Got to be Hack Springwatch, Shirley?
We get loads of Cthulu & co anyway.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:29,
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mongychops ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:35,
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:39,
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mongychops ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:43,
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:50,
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mongychops ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:55,
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Still have "Handy Capp at the wishing well?"
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:52,
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yer mon
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mongychops ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:58,
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See final panel.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 17:00,
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see final panel yes
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mongychops ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 17:05,
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Hahahah brown fish
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 17:07,
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Haha.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 18:14,
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boris the spider ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 19:49,
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:40,
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one of the problems with this cthulhu type thing
is that often those type of compos require actual drawing skills. I can't draw for shit but i'm OK at photoshop, so I'll probably just end up photoshopping crap like freebase all week. Maybe it's the reason why images challenges like the past week's one work well. or maybe it's just me...
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alpaca muffalo bozzerella ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:53,
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TOAP (plus a few clipbits) is your friend.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:56,
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hehe, that's pretty much my normal course of action anyway
:)
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alpaca muffalo bozzerella ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:58,
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Ha-ha!
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 19:11,
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I'll have two of these
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:29,
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'Shop freebase's head onto an octopus
Then have the FUCKtopus crawling out of a sewer, with Flanbase running away in terror. Job done.
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 17:01,
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now this I can do!
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alpaca muffalo bozzerella ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 17:11,
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NSFW
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 17:24,
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Well now
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 17:32,
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I cannot view this as I am under 18
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.-- ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 17:34,
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the last panel is brilliant
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:34,
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fuck lovecraft
dull as fuck
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:59,
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agreed, sort of shit is for deviant art, not b3ta
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mongychops ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 17:04,
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^^ these
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.-- ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 17:11,
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do Love Craft
sexy papier mache and collage :)
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 17:12,
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for deviant art?
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mongychops ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 17:14,
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yes. put papier maché all over your erect knob. then when it's dry, poke it with a pin to pop it.
then you can cut it off and take a picture to put on deviant art.
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alpaca muffalo bozzerella ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 17:23,
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NOT SPRINGWATCH!
I dont even know what that is!
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augsav forgot about B3ta ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 17:04,
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am I missing something, where's the fun in the Springwatch one?
a week of birds in nests in postboxes and up goatse's arse?
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 17:34,
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it will be shit, but I think people may be voting tactically
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.-- ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 17:35,
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This is why the poll thing should be invisible
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 17:42,
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good point, this could be the way forward
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.-- ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 17:44,
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This is why I think Democracy is stupid.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 18:22,
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Ere, want to know something odd?
Total Votes: 70 Top referer: b3ta.com/board [39 votes] I call shenanigans.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 18:29,
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Where is your data from?
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 18:35,
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^This
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 18:36,
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'are', surely
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 18:38,
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I'm not speaking Latin
It's acceptable to use it in the singular in English. Dictionary says.
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 18:43,
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Sorry, I had a bit of a Holmes-a-thon recently :)
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 19:59,
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here: http://www.palmnet.me.uk/minipolls/poll_stats.php?id=373
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alpaca muffalo bozzerella ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 19:07,
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ooh
but it requires a b3ta login to vote?...
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 19:01,
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if you click on the 'download full stats' button, the only 4 referrers are
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alpaca muffalo bozzerella ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 19:05,
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It was the third one I found odd. You'd need to be on /board to find the link to the specific post.
Which was top of the board anyway.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 19:51,
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Rob usually tweets it.
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:14,
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What happened next is much better...
and with an image to show that it can work. That said, the Springwatch will just turn into a "photoshop a baby bird" challenge, which may be okay. Animal challenges usually are.
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 21:12,
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SQUIRELS WITH TITS!!!!
* Springwatch please
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 17:53,
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 17:58,
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it's about birds nests in odd places
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 18:06,
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TITS NESTING IN SQUIRELS!!!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 18:19,
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Not having a telly and not being British
doesn't really help me here. Springwatch apparently is about tits amongst other things, so i'll vote for that.
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Mex3 =mememe ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 17:59,
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Ugh, Springwatch is shit!
Why not finish me off and have Bargain Hunt next week?
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 18:03,
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What about Songs of Praise?
:)
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Puromycin is still licking windows ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 18:14,
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*readies noose*
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 18:20,
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Surely the appropriate way for you to go would be shot by farmer
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 18:23,
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Was picking shrapnel out of my leg the other night after a coop raid.
Hurt like a bastard, it did.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 18:32,
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You are Gus
AICMFP
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 18:45,
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I wish I was; Gus is fucking ace. :D
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 18:46,
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Pea for no reason
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Puromycin is still licking windows ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 18:10,
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet. ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 18:10,
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Foxtrot-4, you have a moggy on your tail!
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 18:14,
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hahaha
yay for x-cat!
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alpaca muffalo bozzerella ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 18:15,
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pew pew pew
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.-- ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 18:16,
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What the fuck is Springwatch?
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic..." ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 18:37,
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Daytime TV show about British nature, with a bearded tit on it.
Called Bill Oddie.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 18:41,
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Bill Oddie has a room in his house entirely filled with Mickey Mouse memorabilia
FACT
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 18:53,
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Fuck that.
RAY BRADBURY R.I.P.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^) ,
Wed 6 Jun 2012, 19:19,
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