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Today, I'm having fillet of chips in a white chip sauce, with a glass of chilled chips and a cup of chips! What are you having for lunch?

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 12:41, archived)

Large Big Mac Meal!

alwaysheckles Admiral Drew

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Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 12:42, archived)

McDonalds would do better to do fat chips

rather than fries

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 12:45, archived)

Yeah, fries suck.

They only do them cos they dont go saggy as quickly and so they can serve old chips.

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 12:48, archived)

'A rancorn and an egg slicer!'

underneaththearches Dave!
Yay!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 12:42, archived)

Bazoo!

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 12:45, archived)

well it was meant to be chicken curry and rice

but it was chilli con carne instead.
and was very nice. And free so I'm not complaining.

thatwastheweekthatwas's Griffin Saver

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Nov 2005, 12:42, archived)

Well done for not complaining

chilli con carne is better than chicken curry anyway

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 12:46, archived)

Hmm

They are both braw!

(crazyman this machine kills wasps, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 12:46, archived)

chili con carne rocks

the whole house

(gianthead, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 12:48, archived)

I just et

a whole bag of tesco crunchy sticks - ready salted

I feel like that bird out of the bible who turned back to have a butchers at sodom

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chimp-donk Sink the Rock, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 12:43, archived)

you must have a drink with those

and some extra salt

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 12:47, archived)

I am having a loverly cup of squash

made with sea water from the dead sea

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chimp-donk Sink the Rock, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 13:05, archived)

A pint of Kronenbourg and FAT CHIPS!

mammograms Horrible.

Also:
www.b3ta.com/board/5313216

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 12:43, archived)

perfect

have a sprinkle of salt in your kronenbourg

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 12:48, archived)

Dunno

Something braw, to be sure... it is a friday after all.

(crazyman this machine kills wasps, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 12:43, archived)

Braw is a given

You should have an all day breakfast

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 12:48, archived)

Its fireday so...

"fish and chips and mush peas fish and chips and mush peas fish and chips and mush peas fish and chips and mush peas fish and chips and mush peas fish and chips and mush peas fish and chips and mush peas fish and chips and mush peas fish and chips and mush peas fish and chips and mush peas fish and chips and mush peas fish and chips and mush peas fish and chips and mush peas fish and chips and mush peas fish and chips and mush peas fish and chips and mush peas fish and chips and mush peas fish and chips and mush peas fish and chips and mush peas fish and chips and mush peas fish and chips and mush peas fish and chips and mush peas fish and chips and mush peas fish and chips and mush peas"
hellotoshgotatoshibaqustionmarks Cocodaye Miasere

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 12:43, archived)

Now, that's lunch!

don't forget the brown sauce

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 12:49, archived)

Already eaten it without the sauce

cos work's brown sauce it a bit rubbish and so I have a bucket of mushy peas instead.

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 12:52, archived)

Medium rare roast beef baguette with lettuce, onion, and a hint of mayo

Steak and Kidney pie

but...*sob* No beer...too much work to do for monday morning

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 12:43, archived)

have wine shandy instead of beer

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 12:50, archived)

I had mine early today because I am all teh greedy

It consisted of satay tofu and butternut squash (marinated and baked), served with rice noodles and peanut sauce. Washed down with a beer because it is Friday.

For dessert, I had a handful of limited edition Darth Vadar M&Ms.

(Pachey, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 12:44, archived)

*embosoms*

'lo Pachey

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 12:46, archived)

*group embosoms*

'Noon both!

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 12:46, archived)

Yay for Group embosoming :)

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 12:47, archived)

Having a good friday?

Anything nice planned for 't weekend?

*is starting to get that crunchie feeling*

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 12:48, archived)

I'm having a shit Friday

Some tosser has landed me with a data extraction problem that needs to be resolved by Monday morning...I'm fucked if I'm working this w/e so I'm working my arse off to get it done today...just having a break for food

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 12:50, archived)

Poor you

*pats head*

[edit] BTW, tomorrow I'm going to be in Bath and the Independent. : )

(Pachey, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 12:52, archived)

*purrs*

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 12:55, archived)

You're here for the Mozart festival are't you ?

Why are you in the independent ?

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 12:59, archived)

Yes, I am

They phoned me up for quotes the other day, for an article about career breaks. I just hope they don't twist my words.

(Pachey, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 13:05, archived)

They're journalists

it's their job to twist your golden words into newsprint shite- how goes it any road?

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uncle bastard is twanging a dan moi, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 14:25, archived)

:( bad luck...

I'm in danger of the same thing happening, when the 'mericans all wake up and start using our little bit of 't internet. Just hope it doesn't all go tit-shaped until monday.

*crosses fingers*

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 12:53, archived)

Hello chaps

How are we all today?

(Pachey, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 12:49, archived)

Splendidly well, considering...

...there's still a few hours to go till Ale-o-clock.

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 12:50, archived)

Ptolly would just like to add

that I'm feeling fine as well (surprising given the onset of a hangover first thing; I blame the two bottles of Merlot which mysteriously got emptied last night)

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 12:53, archived)

2 bottles on a Thursday!

You deserve some sort of medal. (or asprin)

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 12:54, archived)

Hello you!

Oooh, midweek drinking. It's a slippery slope.

(Pachey, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 12:54, archived)

^ this ^

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 12:57, archived)

Hehe!

You love teh wine and so do I!
Did the shopping yesterday and bought 12 bottles :¬)

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 12:56, archived)

erm....

6 bottles and a box for me this week (they've started doing Laid Back Ruby finest Californian plonk in a box! Hoorah!!)

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 13:01, archived)

Only 2...lightweight :)

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 12:57, archived)

Pffft!

I bow to your far greater capacity, maestro!

(and next time there's a Bath Bash I'm going find a way of staying over, dammit! This driving business is all wrong!)

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 13:05, archived)

You can crash at mine

I was thinking of inviting peeps back anyway

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 13:11, archived)

Hmm I don't know

I've seen your wife, remember. She doesn't bite strangers, does she?

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 13:14, archived)

Eh?

?
o0
-

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 13:16, archived)

Am teasing, good sir

she's very lovely (as I'm sure you know!)

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 13:20, archived)

Arrrrgggghhhhhh

http://www.b3ta.com/board/5314636

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 12:51, archived)

what did you marinate the butternut squash with?

They are the proof that god has a sense of humour and loves good eats.

And what is special about the m&ms? do they have a dark side and a light side?

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 12:47, archived)

My satay mix what I get from the Chinese shop

Contains a packet of stuff to marinade things in (and another for the sauce). I don't know what's in it but it is highly addictive and smells a bit like weed when it's cooking.

The M&Ms are in special colours. Dark colours, mostly.

(Pachey, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 12:51, archived)

Braw!

Evil M&Ms, whatever next?

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 12:50, archived)

CaroWallis has asked me to post on her behalf...

"... if I am not around when the Duke posts DTF,
please can you tell him also, that I had a jacket potato
with cheese, and salad (lettuce, ham and cucumber) and a glass of orange juice.
Oh, and a bit of ketchup on the 'tater."

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 12:44, archived)

soup

again

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 11 Nov 2005, 12:51, archived)

well, tomato sauce is for

women, children and gays, so I suppose that's OK

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 12:51, archived)

Northernernernernernernernernerner

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 12:53, archived)

But the salad and orange juice is totally heterosexual?

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 11 Nov 2005, 12:56, archived)

pfffffft.

I've actually stopped using tommy ketchup, now I've discovered Tonkatsu sauce - subtly different. Pick some up from your local purveyor of Japanese condiments.

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 12:57, archived)

I may

try that

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 12:58, archived)

What's in it?

It sounds like a soy sauce and ketchup hybrid.

(Pachey, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 12:58, archived)

Yup,

it looks like HP, but isn't at all tart of vinegary like a brown sauce. You could probably get a similar effect by mixing tomato sauce with a bit of soy and perhaps some Worcestershire sauce. There are carrots and all sort of veggies on the bottle, but as my Japanese isn't too hot, I can't read the ingredients.

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 13:02, archived)

I'll have a look next time I'm at the Asian supermarket

I want the real thing!

(Pachey, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 13:07, archived)

It's traditionally meant for dipping breaded deep-fried pork in

but it's just a really nice alternative to tomato sauce.

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 13:09, archived)

A veritable chip frenzy!

Today I am having a concoction of:

Tescos Ploughmans Wedge
Chicken and mushroom slice
Nobbys steak crisps
Oxtail cup a soup
Cherry Bakewell Muller Light
And lashings of tea and cigarettes

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 12:44, archived)

Great

but cigarettes dull the tastebuds

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 12:58, archived)

Not if you eat them

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 13:02, archived)

Wierd one today:

2 cheese muffins with cheese and vegi deli sage and onion slices.
Apple and blackberry turnover.

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 11 Nov 2005, 12:45, archived)

lots of pastry is no bad thing

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 12:59, archived)

chicken burger

wiv bacon, wiv cheese, wiv chips, wiv tomato sauce..

.. and to bring balance to the force, diet coke

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Signify, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 12:45, archived)

change the tomato sauce

for brown

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 12:59, archived)

Cheese, ham and pickle sandwiches

Packet of ready salted crisps,a yogurt and a penguin.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 11 Nov 2005, 12:45, archived)

a well balanced lunch

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 13:00, archived)

Some nice cheese and pickle sandwiches

and a sly grin.

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n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 12:47, archived)

Great, I like Cheese and pickle

you should have some chocolate afterwards

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 13:00, archived)

Good advice

I think i,ll do that.

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n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 13:03, archived)

Salmon and brocolli fishcakes and some disappointing 'mixed veg' - ugh!

Ne'er mind. I won a thing at work and it's dinner for 2 in the hotel restaurant - 5 star mind - huzzah!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 12:49, archived)

brocolli is evil

do let us know about the 5 star meal

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 13:01, archived)

I'm working from home today

hurrah! So, I collected some eggs from under the broody hen and picked some parsley and basil, came back in and grated (well, crumbled really) some Wenselydale cheese and made myself a handsome omelette out of it all. Decided against a baked potato as well because my waitsline's becoming more of a coastline these days.

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 12:50, archived)

Oooh, you're just like Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall!

Except better looking and not annoying.

(Pachey, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 12:56, archived)

Why, thankyou!

*blushes*

(mind you, I've often thought the back end of some of the pigs on that show are better looking and less annoying than Hugh...)

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 12:59, archived)

You're welcome

Although it *was* a rather empty compliment I'm afraid.

BTW, did I mention I'm in the INDEPENDENT tomorrow?

I'm gonna keep mentioning it until someone promises to buy it.

(Pachey, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 13:02, archived)

I'll buy it.

Where are you in it?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 13:05, archived)

Hurrah!

It's the 'Save and Spend' section. It's not about me, but it has my expert career break tips in it (I hope).

(Pachey, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 13:09, archived)

You didn't

and I'm definitely going to buy it now I know that!

Is there going to be pictures? *drools*

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 13:06, archived)

No pictures, I'm afraid

Although there's one in my recently-published profile on startups.co.uk (they refused to use the one of me in my woolly hat because it wasn't professional enough!).

/media whoreage

(Pachey, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 13:12, archived)

Braw!

although a couple of slices of broody hen would've really set that off

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 13:01, archived)

I will shortly be having....

a carvery meal consisting of 3 types of meat
and as much veg, yorkshire pud and potato (all
types) as you can eat. A local pub does all this for £5.00 ! Yay !

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paranoiaman, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 12:51, archived)

Where t f is that?

I'm on my way!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 12:58, archived)

Bournemouth.........

'The Old Vicarage
.
Edit or any other 'TOBY CARVERY' I believe.

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paranoiaman, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 13:00, archived)

*goes to www.tobycarvery.com*

Found one - bazoo!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 13:09, archived)

Great

have cranberry, horseradish and mustard on it

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 13:02, archived)

a foot long subway meatball special

and an orange flavoured drink of some description

jewishharps gravy

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gravytrain, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 12:52, archived)

well

you can't go wrong with Kia-Ora

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 13:02, archived)

an over priced but delicious

pret all day breakfast

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 12:53, archived)

the chef's choice

have a cup of tea, too

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 13:03, archived)

Does that

come in a sandwich?

(Pachey, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 13:13, archived)

The staff resturant theme today is.....

British

how exotic

excellent DTF by the way, made me lol

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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 12:54, archived)

British is better than barbequed prawns

Brits do the best puddings in the world! and thankyou.

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 13:05, archived)

I am having

a new Tuna Salad Baguette with mustard

A packet of Chilli Heatwave Doritos

An Apple Danish

All washed down with water. Sadly no beer today :(

Constantly surpasses expectations redsushi!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 12:55, archived)

That should keep you

happy until teatime

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 13:06, archived)

What's with the

no beer today?

(Pachey, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 13:14, archived)

Spicy Pumpkin Soup

Tuna & Sweetcorn Pasta Salad

Summer Fruits Oasis

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Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 12:56, archived)

needs some meat

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 13:06, archived)

Mmmmm..

Today, i have.. Homemade Ravioli, a Jacket Potato, a Banana, a Yogurt and some delicious Kia Ora.

Oh, and a Zebra buttock and Mozzarella pitta.

(Pua'a ega-ega How much chuck norris could a woodchuck chuck?, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 13:00, archived)

Perfect!

as long as the buttock was tenderized by a lion

what is in the ravioli?

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 13:07, archived)

...

Beef.. add 1 bakery sausage roll as well.

Yes, the zebra buttock was tenderised by the lion.

(Pua'a ega-ega How much chuck norris could a woodchuck chuck?, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 13:24, archived)

"A chicken roll

and a custard pie, with orange juice"
abominations kingofpork.

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kingofpork is the king of pork, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 13:01, archived)

Braw!

needs more pork

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 13:08, archived)

Something nice and hangover-ish

Possibly ham cheese and mayonnaise sandwiches.

And lots and lots and lots of tea.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 13:04, archived)

Braw!

you can never have too much tea

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 13:09, archived)

meatballs, lots of them

and a glass of fresh mountain (tap) water

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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 13:09, archived)

Meatballs are Braw!

like sausage rolls without the roll

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 13:17, archived)

pfft

www.b3ta.com/board/5314571

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TBL I posted this on, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 13:17, archived)

You should take lunch more seriously

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 13:29, archived)

I had lager

And spunked two quid on the Bullseye machine.

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 13:18, archived)

Can you have sex with my wallet please?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 13:25, archived)

you should buy chips with that money

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 13:29, archived)

just returned from the pub

wherein i have consumed a cheese and tomato toastie with chips and beans and side salad, washed down with a pint of Guiness. I will now sleep blissfully for the remainder of the day.

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alexturgid has no sig, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 13:19, archived)

perfect

my dream lunch

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 13:30, archived)

Rah! Very bland.

One chicken, one cheese roll,
Packet of Tesco ready salted,
A snickers flapjack.

BUT. Listening to music and reading my PC Zone mag made up fer' it.

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Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 13:23, archived)

at least you

won't starve

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 13:31, archived)

a baguette with meatballs!

it was greaters!
and a coke
and a cheese and ham sandwich

due to lack of candy I'm now munching on some pills...
totally safe, I hope

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The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 13:34, archived)

Someone else

had one of those - sounds Braw!

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 15:04, archived)

for lunch today I had a two hour wait in casualty (not the telly programme)

stitches on my hand and a tetanus jab, it was braw!

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 15:05, archived)

an exciting lunch

but a little light on the chips

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 15:20, archived)

Oh dear!

I do hope you're not too badly injured!

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Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Fri 11 Nov 2005, 15:22, archived)