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# My shelf broke


bigger:
www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=88703978&size=l

much bigger
www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=88703978&size=o
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:40, archived)
# fix it then

ps...can I have your floor boards
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:42, archived)
# what bendy walls you have
although i must commend you on stacking so much onto what look like glass shelves

/edit: 'fucked by rock?' on the floor, dare I ask the subject of that book?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:42, archived)
# it's about how being a rock star can ruin your life
not actually a very good book.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:00, archived)
# they look like they were a bit flimsey
to start with.

Also, I can't remember which email address I registered with, how do I go about changing it, as it's probably defunct now anyway?
(DMQOB, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:42, archived)
# I appears to hae been caused
by putting too much stuff on it.

That'll be 150 pounds, please.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:42, archived)
# oh no!
i see you have downfall. asking for it really.
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:43, archived)
# And The FALL Of The Roman Empire!
tsk, in the top shelf.
(I helped save b3ta! Wurst Puns Inc. Back in the future., Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:55, archived)
# that's going to be fun to clean out
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:43, archived)
# It'll be...
..that Take That VHS what did it, I'll bet
(Soupy Twist BEST BEFORE:, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:44, archived)
# Hahaha
'Downfall' top shelf.
Edit: arse too slow!

sorry dude, it doesn't look surprising though.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:44, archived)
# beat you to that little observation
:p
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:46, archived)
# Damn!
I'm WAY too slow.....
But that really is asking for it...
(Quantum Sheep was going to type something clever here...but...oh, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 16:28, archived)
# Oh noes!
Multiple shelf breakage!

EDIT: You were climbing up the shelf to get at the Playboys weren't you? ;)

and 2nd shelf up - needs more Buffy!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:44, archived)
# i think it's missing series 5
which is on VHS and hidden behind some DVDs
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:49, archived)
# hehehe!
You do have some interesting 'literature' on your shelves!

E.g. 'Fetish Girls' is that for Angus' future education?
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:54, archived)
# WHO's THERE!?!?
think you need a new one!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:44, archived)
# hahaha
you are teh intruder



AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:46, archived)
# too much porn on the top shelf
(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:45, archived)
# you can get porn on vinyl?!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:47, archived)
# not as daft as you might think
http://www.vinylvideo.com
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:50, archived)
# wipe clean
(I helped save b3ta! e.parsley, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:51, archived)
# I'd be more worried about the walls
they're all bended
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:45, archived)
#
(DMQOB, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:47, archived)
# hee hee
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:51, archived)
# from now on I am going to do nothing
except draw you.
(DMQOB, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:53, archived)
# where shall I stack my clothes?
*spreads*
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:56, archived)
# in computer generated OILS.
(DMQOB, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:59, archived)
# very nice
I've shaved my head though and keapt the sideburns since you last saw me
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:03, archived)
# Take That,
Buffy, Moulin Rouge, Will & Grace, Hairspray...
(Marwood, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:45, archived)
# hairspray is great.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:48, archived)
# I am gay
or a few of the DVDs are my wifes.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:48, archived)
# Have you seen this?
www.big-boards.com/highlight/1104/

According to whatever sources they get their information from b3ta is the 144th biggest messageboard on the interweb.
(Marwood, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:51, archived)
# That's gross

and predicable
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:56, archived)
# submit a description
submit a description
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:13, archived)
# i see records !!!!!
*want to know what records*

*is not obsessed*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:45, archived)
# i dunno
a handful I saved from my mums house when she was moving. (90% of my records went to the charity shop.)
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:50, archived)
# You know what they say
People in glass houses shouldn't put too much stuff on their shelves (Assuming they are also made out of glass)
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:46, archived)
# Nonono
It's 'People in council houses shouldn't lean on walls'. Really, I put several holes in my last house.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:48, archived)
# Will and Grace?
Clearly the ginger gene must be wiped out.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:47, archived)
# and
the golden girls
(I helped save b3ta! chuff monkey I AM him, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:10, archived)
[challenge entry] ouch
well at least you gave me a compo idea - thanks
apart from it's a shit idea




edit apologies for the paintmash
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# heh
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:49, archived)
# i'm sorry it had to be done
:o)
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:52, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:49, archived)
# tchah
bendy walls, borked shelves, gonna costya. well its the VAT yer know guvvner
(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:01, archived)
# Your shelf was only designed to hold so much random tat
You have exceeded its tat allowance.
My own shelves suffer in a similiar manner.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:48, archived)
# Ooh bendy walls
Rob, it would be ever so great if you could interview Felix from Basement Jaxx :)

Would you? Please?

well it's a long shot but I may as well ask
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:49, archived)
# H&Claire
Another You, Another me?

As in Steps, H & Claire?
How dare you have such seminal pieces of modern pop culture without sharing!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:51, archived)
# video single / press pack too!
I found it an office bin.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:54, archived)
#
I wouldn't have expected to find such dirge anywhere else!

Do you often look in office bins?
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:56, archived)
# Sorry, I can't resist looking at other peoples dvd collections...
! ! ! Sweet Jesus!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:59, archived)
# yep
all the reviews said it was completely shit so I wanted to have a look myself.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:03, archived)
# ... and your verdict?
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:03, archived)
# quite shit
but not as shit as the reviews claimed.

Certainly no shitter than many movies that do well at the box office.

Better than The Mummy for example.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:04, archived)
# It's not terrible
but I can't think of it without WIKI WIKI Wild popping into my head
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:06, archived)
# I liked The Mummy,
Brendan Fraser makes me laugh, and it was
all done rather tongue-in-cheek.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:15, archived)
# pffft
i see harry potter!
i bet you'll be telling us that that's your wifes too

and also there's a second thing called downfall second shelf from the bottom on the right, under the futurama, 1 is fine but 2 is just tempting fate

/rob shelf blog
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:00, archived)
# Harry Potter is fine
I quite enjoyed the first couple. Bored by the later ones.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:03, archived)
# I have that one
Downfall, it's about the last days of Hitler in his bunker. It's very good, quite disturbing.
(therocker, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:06, archived)
# that's God's way of telling you to toss the
Big Brother DVD.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:07, archived)
# I don't have a big brother dvd...
it's actually a book on surveillance cameras. And quite a dull book at that.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:10, archived)
# ;)

it did seem a bit anomalous.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:21, archived)
# Look Around You - series 2
is out soon


/ wets self in joy
(I helped save b3ta! hmmm cheese, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:35, archived)
# It's out now!
And it's very good, though you are looking at about £20 in the world away from the interweb :-(
(so1ace, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 22:18, archived)
# I am disturbed
by the fact that every book on your bottom shelf is also on my shelves, that is kinda creepy and I'm not even ginger...
(Stunt slug If God existed I'd want to fight him, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 22:07, archived)
# Damn!
Bottom shelf, 14 in from left. :/
(irkenny, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 23:46, archived)
# ho ho
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 4:02, archived)
# Obviously a localized spacetime disturbance
caused by putting Dr Who on the same shelf as Golden Girls.
(I helped save b3ta! Rob T Firefly talked, like, William Shatner, on, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:48, archived)
# Good God, man
You've got the Max Clifford book. Throw that one out for a start. The man is a first-order arse whose entrials should be fed to chickens.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 18:41, archived)
# know thy enemy
as someone once said.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 3:59, archived)
# I spy a Led Zeppelin DVD
I think I love you.
(King In Crimson, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 19:25, archived)
# LOON!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 22:09, archived)
# I see you like your dick
... Phillip K. Dick obviously. (Not a line you wish to say in a library)
(JamesG, Sun 22 Jan 2006, 2:43, archived)
# I don't rate him
I have a number of his books because other people keep telling me he's great.

For my money his ideas are great, but his writing lacks colour.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 4:00, archived)
# Can I borrow something?
I'll lend you my "Alas Smith & Jones Coffee Table Book" if I can have a loan of your Young One's book. Not read that in years...someone nicked my copy.

If that's not a big enough incentive I have a couple of Mike Harding books.

Music/video/dvd book collections would make a great image challenge!
(Wascally Weasel now with 100% fewer jokes., Sun 22 Jan 2006, 17:38, archived)
# 50p in the local charity shop
I'm sure ebay can sort your out for less than a fiver
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 4:01, archived)
# Top left corner
It's pretty fucking obvious, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 23 Jan 2006, 7:09, archived)
# although i am tempted
i will not attempt to start a bandwagon of b3tans posing with their O'Reilly Dynamic HTML - The Definitive Reference books, even though it is the only book on my desk.
(I helped save b3ta! alexturgid has no sig, Tue 24 Jan 2006, 12:40, archived)
# Ben Elton - The Man From Auntie?
Why Sir, why?
(DamoUK, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 22:39, archived)