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# My shelf broke
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:40, archived)
# fix it then

ps...can I have your floor boards
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:42, archived)
# what bendy walls you have
although i must commend you on stacking so much onto what look like glass shelves

/edit: 'fucked by rock?' on the floor, dare I ask the subject of that book?
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:42, archived)
# it's about how being a rock star can ruin your life
not actually a very good book.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:00, archived)
# they look like they were a bit flimsey
to start with.

Also, I can't remember which email address I registered with, how do I go about changing it, as it's probably defunct now anyway?
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:42, archived)
# I appears to hae been caused
by putting too much stuff on it.

That'll be 150 pounds, please.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:42, archived)
# oh no!
i see you have downfall. asking for it really.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:43, archived)
# And The FALL Of The Roman Empire!
tsk, in the top shelf.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:55, archived)
# that's going to be fun to clean out
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:43, archived)
# It'll be...
..that Take That VHS what did it, I'll bet
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:44, archived)
# Hahaha
'Downfall' top shelf.
Edit: arse too slow!

sorry dude, it doesn't look surprising though.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:44, archived)
# beat you to that little observation
:p
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:46, archived)
# Damn!
I'm WAY too slow.....
But that really is asking for it...
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 16:28, archived)
# Oh noes!
Multiple shelf breakage!

EDIT: You were climbing up the shelf to get at the Playboys weren't you? ;)

and 2nd shelf up - needs more Buffy!
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:44, archived)
# i think it's missing series 5
which is on VHS and hidden behind some DVDs
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:49, archived)
# hehehe!
You do have some interesting 'literature' on your shelves!

E.g. 'Fetish Girls' is that for Angus' future education?
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:54, archived)
# WHO's THERE!?!?
think you need a new one!
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:44, archived)
# hahaha
you are teh intruder



AICMFP
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:46, archived)
# too much porn on the top shelf
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:45, archived)
# you can get porn on vinyl?!
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:47, archived)
# not as daft as you might think
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:50, archived)
# wipe clean
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:51, archived)
# I'd be more worried about the walls
they're all bended
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:45, archived)
#
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:47, archived)
# hee hee
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:51, archived)
# from now on I am going to do nothing
except draw you.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:53, archived)
# where shall I stack my clothes?
*spreads*
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:56, archived)
# in computer generated OILS.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:59, archived)
# very nice
I've shaved my head though and keapt the sideburns since you last saw me
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:03, archived)
# Take That,
Buffy, Moulin Rouge, Will & Grace, Hairspray...
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:45, archived)
# hairspray is great.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:48, archived)
# I am gay
or a few of the DVDs are my wifes.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:48, archived)
# Have you seen this?
www.big-boards.com/highlight/1104/

According to whatever sources they get their information from b3ta is the 144th biggest messageboard on the interweb.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:51, archived)
# That's gross

and predicable
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:56, archived)
# submit a description
submit a description
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:13, archived)
# i see records !!!!!
*want to know what records*

*is not obsessed*
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:45, archived)
# i dunno
a handful I saved from my mums house when she was moving. (90% of my records went to the charity shop.)
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:50, archived)
# You know what they say
People in glass houses shouldn't put too much stuff on their shelves (Assuming they are also made out of glass)
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:46, archived)
# Nonono
It's 'People in council houses shouldn't lean on walls'. Really, I put several holes in my last house.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:48, archived)
# Will and Grace?
Clearly the ginger gene must be wiped out.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:47, archived)
# and
the golden girls
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:10, archived)
[challenge entry] ouch
well at least you gave me a compo idea - thanks
apart from it's a shit idea





edit apologies for the paintmash
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:47, archived)
# heh
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:49, archived)
# i'm sorry it had to be done
:o)
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:52, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:49, archived)
# tchah
bendy walls, borked shelves, gonna costya. well its the VAT yer know guvvner
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:01, archived)
# Your shelf was only designed to hold so much random tat
You have exceeded its tat allowance.
My own shelves suffer in a similiar manner.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:48, archived)
# Ooh bendy walls
Rob, it would be ever so great if you could interview Felix from Basement Jaxx :)

Would you? Please?

well it's a long shot but I may as well ask
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:49, archived)
# H&Claire
Another You, Another me?

As in Steps, H & Claire?
How dare you have such seminal pieces of modern pop culture without sharing!
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:51, archived)
# video single / press pack too!
I found it an office bin.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:54, archived)
#
I wouldn't have expected to find such dirge anywhere else!

Do you often look in office bins?
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:56, archived)
# Sorry, I can't resist looking at other peoples dvd collections...
! ! ! Sweet Jesus!
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 22:59, archived)
# yep
all the reviews said it was completely shit so I wanted to have a look myself.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:03, archived)
# ... and your verdict?
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:03, archived)
# quite shit
but not as shit as the reviews claimed.

Certainly no shitter than many movies that do well at the box office.

Better than The Mummy for example.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:04, archived)
# It's not terrible
but I can't think of it without WIKI WIKI Wild popping into my head
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:06, archived)
# I liked The Mummy,
Brendan Fraser makes me laugh, and it was
all done rather tongue-in-cheek.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:15, archived)
# pffft
i see harry potter!
i bet you'll be telling us that that's your wifes too

and also there's a second thing called downfall second shelf from the bottom on the right, under the futurama, 1 is fine but 2 is just tempting fate

/rob shelf blog
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:00, archived)
# Harry Potter is fine
I quite enjoyed the first couple. Bored by the later ones.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:03, archived)
# I have that one
Downfall, it's about the last days of Hitler in his bunker. It's very good, quite disturbing.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:06, archived)
# that's God's way of telling you to toss the
Big Brother DVD.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:07, archived)
# I don't have a big brother dvd...
it's actually a book on surveillance cameras. And quite a dull book at that.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:10, archived)
# ;)

it did seem a bit anomalous.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:21, archived)
# Look Around You - series 2
is out soon


/ wets self in joy
(, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 23:35, archived)
# It's out now!
And it's very good, though you are looking at about £20 in the world away from the interweb :-(
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 22:18, archived)
# I am disturbed
by the fact that every book on your bottom shelf is also on my shelves, that is kinda creepy and I'm not even ginger...
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 22:07, archived)
# Damn!
Bottom shelf, 14 in from left. :/
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 23:46, archived)
# ho ho
(, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 4:02, archived)
# Obviously a localized spacetime disturbance
caused by putting Dr Who on the same shelf as Golden Girls.
(, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 0:48, archived)
# Good God, man
You've got the Max Clifford book. Throw that one out for a start. The man is a first-order arse whose entrials should be fed to chickens.
(, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 18:41, archived)
# know thy enemy
as someone once said.
(, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 3:59, archived)
# I spy a Led Zeppelin DVD
I think I love you.
(, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 19:25, archived)
# LOON!
(, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 22:09, archived)
# I see you like your dick
... Phillip K. Dick obviously. (Not a line you wish to say in a library)
(, Sun 22 Jan 2006, 2:43, archived)
# I don't rate him
I have a number of his books because other people keep telling me he's great.

For my money his ideas are great, but his writing lacks colour.
(, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 4:00, archived)
# Can I borrow something?
I'll lend you my "Alas Smith & Jones Coffee Table Book" if I can have a loan of your Young One's book. Not read that in years...someone nicked my copy.

If that's not a big enough incentive I have a couple of Mike Harding books.

Music/video/dvd book collections would make a great image challenge!
(, Sun 22 Jan 2006, 17:38, archived)
# 50p in the local charity shop
I'm sure ebay can sort your out for less than a fiver
(, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 4:01, archived)
# Top left corner
It's pretty fucking obvious, innit?
(, Mon 23 Jan 2006, 7:09, archived)
# although i am tempted
i will not attempt to start a bandwagon of b3tans posing with their O'Reilly Dynamic HTML - The Definitive Reference books, even though it is the only book on my desk.
(, Tue 24 Jan 2006, 12:40, archived)
# Ben Elton - The Man From Auntie?
Why Sir, why?
(, Wed 25 Jan 2006, 22:39, archived)