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# Time for this

For lunch today I'm having a bridie, a sausage roll, some tuscan
bean soup, half a melon, three cherry bakewells, water and heaps of tea.
What are you eating?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:42, archived)
# corniest corned beef
Cheese
Salad
Salad cream
all in a bap
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:42, archived)
# Corned cheef?
Braw!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:44, archived)
# or corned beese?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:45, archived)
# My Homemade
Corned Beef is now ready to eat.
Photo's tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:48, archived)
# *drools*
I am intrigued and jealous and slightly aroused
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:49, archived)
# Intrigued I can understand.
Slightly aroused ? Well I guess I can see that.
Jealous ? It's only a lump of Brisket sunk in Brine for a couple of weeks !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:56, archived)
# one man's biscuit, brisket and brine
is another man's swollen bellend
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:58, archived)
# Cornedbeeftoucher
(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:56, archived)
# THat's the best corned beef known to man
braw lunch!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:44, archived)
# baked beans with cheese and wagon wheels
simple as that
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:43, archived)
# If the baked bean with cheese are on those wagon wheels
then that no simple lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:45, archived)
# my!
not a simple digestion process either
(Dust Bunny your little friend under the fridge, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:52, archived)
# 'Three first class stamps and a bottle of quink!'

filingcabinets Dave!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:43, archived)
# THe correct number of stamps and quirkiest of all ink
braw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:46, archived)
# Big baked potato, beans, cheese, salad and er, diet coke
prolly. not sure as yet.
top fact today btw
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:43, archived)
# All is braw with your lunch
except the diet coke, that stuff tastes like salt.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:48, archived)
# and it's got
Aspartame in it.
That stuff is bad shit !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:54, archived)
# ordinary coke has sugar in
I'm a diabetic. I'll take my chances with the sweetner!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:56, archived)
# A double espresso
and some imaginary mind-spam
(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:44, archived)
# Braw!
mind spam is grand, have that on brain bread with generous helps of dream mustard.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:49, archived)
# Sigh
*dreams of mustard*

if only!
(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:51, archived)
# Sausages!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:44, archived)
# Braw!
how many?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:49, archived)
# 2 eggs on toast
with lots of brown sauce and a litre of coke

EDIT: were the hell did you get to yesterday?

i had to fill in for you, the people of b3ta nearly starved!

www.b3ta.com/board/5831721
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:44, archived)
# Braw lunch!
I stupidly agreed to look after my cousin's kids for the day so I spent the day up at Ullapool shouting at them and trying to keep them under control.

I nearly crashed my car on the way back from thinking about everyone starving. Luckily, you saved the day, unlike my so called deputies.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:53, archived)
# *feels special*
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:54, archived)
# YUM!
sausages in baps with ketchup and gooooold
some salady stuff
tea
then strawberries and yogurt for pudding!
and some love hearts too (:
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:45, archived)
# :)
"OMG TXT ME LOL U R FIT"
/modern
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:46, archived)
# Fanj and Tutt
sitting over there E A T I N G L O V E H E A R T S O R S U M M A T!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:48, archived)
# *passes love heart that says
'I can see your pance'*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:46, archived)
# hahaha
doesn't say wether i'm wearing them or not though, does it?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:48, archived)
# no
but I have another one that says 'They're on yer 'ead!'


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:52, archived)
# *wants*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:48, archived)
# Heh heh!
you can have this one if you claim it from him!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:49, archived)
# that looks so yummy
*licks screen*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:52, archived)
# *also licks screen*

*gets pregnant by Tutt*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:53, archived)
# lol!
^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:54, archived)
# *waves coathanger in questioning manner*
(Dust Bunny your little friend under the fridge, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:55, archived)
# Nah!
s'ok thanks!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 13:00, archived)
# saucy
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:55, archived)
# *lick*
:D

(Dust Bunny your little friend under the fridge, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:53, archived)
# That's a braw lunch!
but you should really have brwon sauce or mustard with those sausages.

Strawberries? I remember the days when I'd have to wait all year to eat a strawberry, sadly, thanks to supermarkets those days have gone.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:56, archived)
# Hurrah!
French provencale cous cous with garlic mushrooms and caerphilly cheese stirred in
and pint mug of tea

then probably a scone with strawberries and jam!

/vegetarian week!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:45, archived)
# vegetarian week?
but WHY?
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:51, archived)
# to see if i can live for a week without meat
/sets unpossible challenge!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:52, archived)
# haha
i know i couldn't go a week without a meat injection ooo-er
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:53, archived)
# heh heh!
so i've heard! rucky rucky boy!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:54, archived)
# I'm on Vegetarian 18th Year...
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:52, archived)
# hurrah!
and still alive! the signs are encouraging
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:57, archived)
# pfft
you obviously haven't met the guy..

;)
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:58, archived)
# haha
cheers fanj!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:59, archived)
# I nearly bought caerphilly cheese yesterday
braw lunch!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:57, archived)
# you should always buy your cheese carefully!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:59, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:59, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:46, archived)
# *riots*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:46, archived)
# *cuddels Mr. P*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:47, archived)
# why?
*burns embassy*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:47, archived)
# why have a lunch menu...why?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:54, archived)
# why not?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:55, archived)
# then why not this

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 13:05, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha !








That's not funny !
Get back to work !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 13:08, archived)
# HAHA
BAHWOON!
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 13:12, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 13:16, archived)
# *bums in the face*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:48, archived)
# 'acts seditiously'
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:49, archived)
# la dee da! :P
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:54, archived)
# You are incapable of eating food and feel left out
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:57, archived)
# I'll 'down with' you in a minute
if you don't tell me what you're having for lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:59, archived)
# Not long ago had my breakfast
But already on the go is the chicken I am roasting, the taties are sputtering away happily in the roasting tray and the carrots and peas are in their respective pans waiting to go, and the gravy I made a while ago is defrosting. So in about and hour it should be right. Ace!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:46, archived)
# THat lunch is just right!
it's going to be a good one.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 13:01, archived)
# A proper lunch.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 13:04, archived)
# Fresh Fat Chips
drowned in vinegar and ketchup,

whilst watching er at work

and a can of coke.
(I helped save b3ta! hmmm cheese, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:46, archived)
# You destroyed those poor chips with vinegar and ketchup
what a waste, but at least you are eating.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 13:03, archived)
# Hmmm I haven't had anything to eat yet 'cept biscuits
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:47, archived)
# would you like some sausages in a bap?
i've got loads and i'm not sure if i'll manage pudding if i eat them all...
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:49, archived)
# Cor that's very kind of you
I could just go for a sausage sarnie right now.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:51, archived)
# Tell me more of these free sausages!
Flavour?
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:51, archived)
# ermmm
sausage flavour?
*cooks whatever's in the fridge*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:52, archived)
# 'ifits'
best food in the land
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:53, archived)
# I ment type of sausage..... like boar and apple etc!
*drools
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:55, archived)
# i know what you meant
*sniggers*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:58, archived)
# Doh!!!!
Having a Bad Day!!! As i have to do some work 2day.... i mean how crap is that!

(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 13:00, archived)
# for 2 days straight?
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 13:01, archived)
# ARRGGG!!!!
*Climbs back into bed
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 13:03, archived)
# racist!


oh.
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 13:00, archived)
# I recommend sausages
they seem to be quite popular today.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 13:04, archived)
# Fruit Only Day
A Kilo of Grapes
A Galea Melon
4 Plums
2 Apples
2 Jaffa Oranges
and some Pistachios

Washed down with Grapefruit Juice and Twinings Echinicea and Raspberry tea.

Then off to the pub where I will be drinking Cider.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:47, archived)
# You'll be pissing out of your arse all night!
At least have some real food like chips
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:53, archived)
# Nope
Today is
Bowel Flush Tuesday !
/Edit: Added some pistachios for extra pebbledashing effect !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 13:00, archived)
# Don't say you weren't warned
*stands well clear*
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 13:06, archived)
# Lunch is on top of
Stewed Prunes and Grapefruit segments for breakfast.
I've got some Apricots and Blueberries to eat on my way to work tonight.
It's about time I had an All Fruit Day.
*Feels Healthy*
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 13:26, archived)
# That's a lot of fruit
and the same make of melon I'm having.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 13:05, archived)
# Grapes are apparently
'Total Food'
You have to eat about 10kg a day though !
I also had some of your loyal subjects
Stewed for breakfast, with some grapefruit segments.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 13:12, archived)
# scrambled eggs
that is all
(Lexachu A buh? no, not a buh, a bomb!, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:47, archived)
# No toast?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 13:06, archived)
# i can only
dream of such luxury.

obtained 15 eggs from saindburys for 50p so i need to use them up before they go out of date.
(Lexachu A buh? no, not a buh, a bomb!, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 13:09, archived)
# No you don't
Sell by dates on eggs are a nonsense.
They'll keep for weeks as long as you turn them pointy end down.
If you are really worried that they may have gone off, do the floaty in a bowl of water test.

/Edit: Crappy Pome found on t'internet:

Can you eat that egg?
By Scott Matthews

If not sure you ought-ter,
then place it in water.
If it lies on its side,
then it's fresh; eat with pride.

After three or four days,
at an angle it lays.
But, it still is a treat,
so go on and eat.

Ten days, stands on end,
in your baking 'twill blend.
'Cause it's definitely edible,
in your baking, incredible.

But, if it floats on the surface,
that egg serves no purpose.
'Cause a floater's a stinker!
Out the back door best fling 'er!
.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 13:18, archived)
# Correct
eggs keep for ages and should never be kept in the fridge.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 13:27, archived)
# ooo! didnt know that
yer i have done the floaty test thing. corr, learn something new every day! ta teh Mighty Gusset
(Lexachu A buh? no, not a buh, a bomb!, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 13:48, archived)
# Reheated, beef stew and dumplings...
And plenty of tea.....

Oh and a couple of dried figs for good luck!

Mucho's Yumos i tell thee!
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:49, archived)
# Sounds like a corking lunch!
very good work!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 13:08, archived)
# Lunch of the Day!

Congratulations and well done!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 13:30, archived)
# YAY ME!!!!
I would like to dedicate this award to my lunch which was yum.

*strokes routund belly
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 13:52, archived)
# A chuffing great yawn.
Why is everyone so keen to list what they are eating for lunch? Or is it just a bunch of Billy-no-mates scrabbling for meager peer recognition over the lunch of the day?

This: www.b3ta.com/board/5834273
But only because I fear it due to a lack of understanding
(Milt I like gin., Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:49, archived)
# fuck off noob
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:52, archived)
# /bares anus
Oh, 'off'.
Oops
(Milt I like gin., Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:54, archived)
# Yes.
Now, What are you having for lunch ?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:53, archived)
# I dunno.
I will decide that when I get to the sandwich shop.
(Milt I like gin., Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:55, archived)
# fuck off noob
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:54, archived)
# CUNT OFF YOU FUCKING FUCK STICK!!!!!!!!!
*Sorry having a bad day!
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:57, archived)
# it's merely a daily interlude
that, although it should have petered out long ago, has now been going for so long it can probably never end. It's less of a glorified threadwaste than certain other daily posts because at least the Duke has to mis-type a whole new bunch of words everyday, and sometimes they're funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:57, archived)
# You forgot the most important thing though
The food.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:59, archived)
# /starts to comprehend.
(if only slightly)
(Milt I like gin., Tue 11 Apr 2006, 13:00, archived)
# The path to emlightenment is long
and the way is littered with crisp packets, old chewing gum and dogshit.

by the by, I like your name, milt always amuses me.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 13:05, archived)
# Congatulations you are Mr Nobby Knobsacks - Knobber of the Week.
I shall now make a badge to which to award you.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:59, archived)
# I shall wear it with pride
in my profile.
(Milt I like gin., Tue 11 Apr 2006, 13:02, archived)
# You're not such a knobber after all, haha
and I'm contemplating taking back the badge ;) (only joking)

I suppose it was a valid question when you're not used to the stuff that happens on a regular basis around here, I suppose none of us had stopped to think about why we have Dave the Facts every lunchtime or why it's so popular. I think it's a filler for general lack of hummus, which we sit around most of the day awaiting something funny to 'shop.

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 13:51, archived)
# Indeed!
You're no New_Matt, he was the original and best Dave the Fact protester. No one will ever fill his boots.

Now, what's for lunch?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 13:10, archived)
# I returneth from the holy sandwich shop of yore with...
A ham and tomato sandwich with both grainy and english mustard and black pepper.
(enough mustard to make my nose bleed)
That is all.
(Milt I like gin., Tue 11 Apr 2006, 13:15, archived)
# Your lunche is brawe!
one day ye may wine LOtD
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 13:29, archived)
# It sounds a bit shit compared to what some people are eating.
Note to self: Must have more interesting lunch (if only for the sake of my nose).
(Milt I like gin., Tue 11 Apr 2006, 13:31, archived)
# I just had
cheese and brocolli soup with a cup of lovely coffee handed to me by one of my team members :)

Slopped down a cream egg (or two) and some delightful carrot cake.

Now to let it digest over a conference call...
(I helped save b3ta! diablo290582 Professional.....something., Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:53, archived)
# Nice soup!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 13:11, archived)
# humbugs !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:55, archived)
# Grand!
have some soor plooms with those humbugs
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 13:12, archived)
# Soor Plooms !
I haven't had them in years !
*Reminices*
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 13:22, archived)
# Pork and apple sauce
In a bagel! With McCoy's salt and vinegar and a kit-kat.
(breakfastwithjam, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:56, archived)
# THat lunch sound small
have three of those bagels
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 13:13, archived)
# american club tortilla wrap
2 x bags of kettle chips (sea salt and balsamic/ salt and perppercorn) and a twix 'xtra
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:57, archived)
# Excellent lunch!
good work!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 13:14, archived)
# Best lunch ever...
...a Dairy Milk bar, but with Creme Egg filling! And some other stuff, but that's the bit that counts :D
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:57, archived)
# Too chocolatey for my liking
that needs dome chips.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 13:15, archived)
# three half off eggs
fried

with mayonase.

I'm gonna go make a carrot cake now.
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 12:59, archived)
# Fried eggs should never be combined with mayonnaise
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 13:17, archived)
# I like it
so ner!
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 13:37, archived)
# vast quantities of left over penne, mushroom and chorizo...
... all neatly reheated for my eating pleasure
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 13:03, archived)
# THat sounds very nice indeed
chorizos are grand.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 13:17, archived)
# A Twirl and a bottle of Oasis
on the tube
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 13:04, archived)
# THat's a very poor lunch indeed
after The Tube get Jools Holland to buy you two chicken burgers.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 13:19, archived)
# that same as yesterday
for which i got lunch of the day, however it is in a sub roll today, rather then a petit parisian.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 13:08, archived)
# Sounds grand
what flavour?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 13:20, archived)
# for lunch I had
fish and chips and spicy carrots
with lashing of Tabasco sauce
a side salad
all washed down with spezi and and antihistamines
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 13:09, archived)
# i have to say
that sound fooking horrid
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 13:17, archived)
# Sounds rather braw!
Tabasco's good stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 13:21, archived)
# leftover rice noodles with home-made italian tomato sauce
And probably a jam tart (wheat free, possibly squirty cream too) and a cup of tea to finish. Yum!
(sundaeg1rl Lady Two-Jugs, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 13:12, archived)
# Rice noodle and italian tomato sauce sounds like a strange combination
good lunch anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 13:22, archived)
# I have to eat rice noodles
as I have a wheat intolerance. Bad shit, man...
(sundaeg1rl Lady Two-Jugs, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 13:34, archived)
# Big fat fry up from
The Eurocafe in Ealing..

egg, sausage, 4 toast , beans, sausage, black pudding, bacon,
Washed down with a coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 13:12, archived)
# Pork and salad and apple sauce wrap
with a home-made sausage roll, and a tasty orange, and a sex-toast lovingly prepared the other night....matured this morning.

And riBENA.

Edited for clarity
(chili_kitten Cheese, peas and honey bees, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 13:19, archived)
# THat is a smashing sounding lunch
you can't argue with that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 13:23, archived)