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# newsletter subject line compo
what should it be this week?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Why b3ta gets borked on a Friday afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:22, archived)
# ^ This
:D
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:25, archived)
# This please.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:32, archived)
# ^THIS^
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:36, archived)
# dunno
but I've rebooted the server and that normally fixes it
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:41, archived)
# It seems ok now, much better
gaz is back, and that's usually the first thing to go and the last thing to come back, so should be fine now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:41, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:42, archived)
# BRAD PITT'S BAD PRITT
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:23, archived)
# VANESSA FELTZ PELTS CELTS WITH BELTS
reboot the server!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:23, archived)
# Why can't they reboot the server late at night when no one we care about is online
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:38, archived)
# Hahahaha
^THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:38, archived)
# CAPSLOCK MAKES ME SOUNDS SEXUAL.
TREES DON'T GROW ON MONEY

CLICK HERE FOR FREE SPYWARE

KEEP THE TIME! STAPLE A WATCH TO YOUR FORHEAD
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:24, archived)
# HarderFasterHarderFasterHarderFasterHarderFasterHarderFaster
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:25, archived)
# JENNY AGUTTER'S BUTTER FLUTTER
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:26, archived)
# RELAX: ALL THE CUNTS ARE AT GLASTONBURY
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:27, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:30, archived)
# winnar.
glad to be back
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:45, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:45, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:50, archived)
# Clickety click, your dicks a stick!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:28, archived)
# NOM NOM NOM
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:29, archived)
# hurry up and get naked or die trying
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:29, archived)
# dot cottons dot com cot con revisited
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:30, archived)
# Max Strength Cold & Flu Relief with added Nudity!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:31, archived)
# Bernard manning's been cremated. He now looks like a nigger.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:32, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:36, archived)
# This
(Pesky Eskimo Gadzooks!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:54, archived)
# Pal/Chum/Matey confusion: Dog foams at mouth, kids bathe in meat
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:36, archived)
# BERNARD MATTHEWS IS NEXT
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:37, archived)
# The b3ta newsletter, the weekly highlight of your sad, sad lives.
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:39, archived)
# poo bum wobble botty nob nob sex
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:40, archived)
# lollery
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:43, archived)
# nicked from
the Young Ones book, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:46, archived)
# Swearing makes you look street and cool.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 14:12, archived)
# cimordnilap palindromic rettelswen at3b eht
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:42, archived)
# isketch anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:43, archived)
# If comedy was a house
This newsletter would be the contents of the suspiciously fresh mound of earth in the back of the garden
(I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:43, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:04, archived)
# 'About as appetising as spew noodles served with poo salsa'
And a generous helping of fanny mites?
(I helped save b3ta! NotDavidBailey isn't all that sure that he is?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:43, archived)
# The b3ta newsletter, stopping you leaving work early on Friday. Again.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:44, archived)
# MONKEYS FUNKY SPUNKY DUNKY
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:44, archived)
# vegetable fritata or inedible rubbery solidified sick on a plate?
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:46, archived)
# More fun than twanging yer banjo string!
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:46, archived)
# I'VE GOT A LOADED GERBIL AND AM NOT AFRAID TO USE IT!
(Richard Gere)
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:46, archived)
# ginger
ninja minges
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:51, archived)
# elephants pick the NUTS from your ass in the ZOO
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:52, archived)
# massive peado ring broken, toysRus refuse to give refund.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:53, archived)
# no mud in here, you crusty fuckwads
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 14:54, archived)
# "A spunkbubble in every home!"
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:01, archived)
# Bernard Mannings Funky Monkey Pants!

(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:03, archived)
# This week
Our PM strives to show us a new improved government making firm strides to the future while keeping with our old policy's that have guided us for so long.

(ie nothing's changed but we're pretending it has)
(I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Fri 29 Jun 2007, 13:20, archived)