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# subject line compo time
use your keyboard
to prevent the me-bored
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:12, archived)
# CTUSN?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:13, archived)
# like half a shit in a sock
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:13, archived)
# or a shit in half a sock?
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:19, archived)
# OLYMPIC SOCK BBC SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:14, archived)
# A RE-CAP OF THE RE-POSTS
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:14, archived)
# B3ta newsletter, now with more medical research chapters
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:14, archived)
# you have no idea what its like being a lesbian
do you?
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:14, archived)
# THAT'S ONE OF YOUR 42 DAYS TAKEN CARE OF
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:15, archived)
# *Votes*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:21, archived)
# *resigns "on principle"*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:22, archived)
# *sings praises of*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:38, archived)
# asd;lkgasdg'lahnwero'gin
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Raping your inbox with genial friendliness.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Who says you can't polish a turd?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:16, archived)
# me
i do
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Not for want of trying.
You should see my shammy leathers!
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:20, archived)
# is that a euphemism boy?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Isn't he your sidekick?
Captain Metaphor and Euphemism boy!
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Now now,
let's not bring the Polish into this.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:19, archived)
# I think they're Latvians actually
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:22, archived)
# There's trouble afoot in Canada!
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:16, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Coast of Canada only 6 ft deep
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:19, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:20, archived)
# ^this
hahah, even better!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Well this trumps mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:24, archived)
# I can't claim credit
a work colleague said it yesterday and your one reminded me
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:32, archived)
# opening and closing your flap 40 times a minute
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:17, archived)
# better than finding half a worm in your apple
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:17, archived)
# B3TA NEWSLETTER: NOT AS SHIT AS USUAL
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:17, archived)
# also this
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/15043#post15044
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:17, archived)
# watching nuns with cucumbers since
1978
(The Director of Directing, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:17, archived)
# More controversial than pie or cake
(I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:18, archived)
# 2 Girls 1 cup and a Panda
:D
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:18, archived)
# PACKED FULL OF CONVICTED TERRORISTS
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Guest Written by Dr Raj Persaud
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:19, archived)
# WIN.
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:19, archived)
# This is full of LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptortoise, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:33, archived)
# hahaha, yes!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:44, archived)
# (likes)
(votes)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:57, archived)
# IT'S A BIT SHIT THIS WEEK, I WOULDN'T BOTHER IF I WERE YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:19, archived)
# love you long time
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:19, archived)
# I HOPE YOU LIKE PENISES BECAUSE GODDAMN HAVE WE GOT A LOT OF PENISES FOR YOU THIS WEEK
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:19, archived)
# For your safety, do not look directly at b3ta after watching porn.
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:19, archived)
# move along. nothing to see here
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:19, archived)
# agadoo doo do push pineapple shake a tree
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:20, archived)
# hot gay porn action
now featuring a manuel
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:21, archived)
# "Elections rigged while you wait" - Mugabe Enterprises
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Do you know where I can find some sailors?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:21, archived)
# smells like fish, tastes like chicken, that's the place you put your dick in
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:21, archived)
# B3TA OLYMPICS: LIKE THE REGULAR OLYMPICS BUT WITH POO AND SOCKS
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:21, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:24, archived)
# The regular Olympics doesn't have enough poo.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:29, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:40, archived)
# putting bootees on cats so you don't have to
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:22, archived)
# This fills me with glee...
=D

See? Glee.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:23, archived)
# yay!
i'm all for glee!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:25, archived)
# SUCKY FUCKY FUNTIME
bingo!
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:22, archived)
# TAULYWATH! YNAFRLTHA' FDA! WECN' CLUH! GTALATHETRF!
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Amy winehouse - TB or not TB that is the question.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:23, archived)
# ^ someone needs to photoshop that
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Hahahahaahah
I was trying to think of something to do for that, but then the Amy Winehouse hot air balloon appeared and I thought that was enough of her face for one day.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:29, archived)
#
Started,
Farted,
Slid and fell,
See you Friday,
Sid Waddell
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:23, archived)
# we'll keep writing this shit
if you twats keep on reading it
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:24, archived)
# fisting your inbox with silk-gloved loveliness
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:24, archived)
# IT IS, IN FACT, NEITHER LETTER NOR NEWS
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:25, archived)
# give me you money, i'll make you an icon
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Maybe his legs had just grow?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:26, archived)
# what????
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Maybe his legs had just grow
(I helped save b3ta! Ptortoise, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Maybe his legs had just grow
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:35, archived)
# i'll stop when you tell me
unless i'm really into it
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:26, archived)
# jobshy fuckwanglers weekly digest.
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:27, archived)
# i'm going to stop now
i got a little bit over-excited
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:27, archived)
# The last bastion of web 1.0
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:27, archived)
# THE NEWSLETTER IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE VERB GAG-SACKING
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:28, archived)
# pushing it all the way in until you can feel it in your tummy
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:31, archived)
# DURANGO SOAPDISH TRAUMA
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:36, archived)
# WE WILL KEEP USING CAPS LOCK AS LONG AS WE FUCKING WANT TO
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Kicking down your inbox like a Zanu-PF door to door election campaign
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:42, archived)
# not voting for us? you won't be needing those hands then
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:47, archived)
# HOORAY FOR YOU! HOORAY FOR ALL OF US!
...which is what Joel said at the end of his newsletter today, and it was nice. It made my morning good.
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:44, archived)
# I'm tired

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 14:55, archived)
# We like it how the vains on your manly bit are fork-shaped
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 15:08, archived)
# HEY, NME! STEAL THIS!
(__, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 15:15, archived)
# B3TA NEWSLETTER: BESIDES, WHEN HAS THAT EVER MATTERED?
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Goatse has a webcam? Look, he's doing his laundry!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 15:53, archived)