b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 8860367 (Thread)

# I've made you a profile badge
I am not the one knobbing my step daughter.
(I helped save b3ta! El Cuntos, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:08, archived)
# what's Snake Wednesday?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)
# is this some /talk shit
that /boarders don't get?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Is this some kind of white cunts' joke black cunts don't get?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)
# first one then the other
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I haven't watched that in years!

*downloads*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:14, archived)
# what is it?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.
The black dude Rory says it.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:23, archived)
# oh yeah- how dim of me- I watched that last night!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)
# hahahahahahah, utter classic :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Pretty much every line of his is sheer fucking gold.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Can't really believe it's 10 years old now.....
"Fucking northern monkeys!"
"I hate these fucking southern fairies!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:21, archived)
# :D
a friend of mine is fascinated that I can do both of those accents to a vagueish standard.

I might watch it again tonight. Oh shit, I won't. Heroes, innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:23, archived)
# I'M JUST REPLYING BECAUSE YOU'RE A GIRL AND I WANT THE ATTENTION.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:22, archived)
# I'M NOT A GIRL I'M A POLAR BEAR AND YOU'RE NICKED SUNSHINE
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:24, archived)
# I can't find the image I'm looking for, but this'll do.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Oh Gonzicles, it's not working.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)
# This will not stand well for my "hatch te te pee colon backslash backslash double you double double you dot beta dot com, with the ee in beta replaced with a three, yeah', that's right, anyway, slash be oh ay are dee" reputation.
www.marriedtothesea.com/071406/bear-prom.gif
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)
# That pretty lady's obviously you.
Rarr rarrrr rarr.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)
# YES ! GET IN THERE ! ** Pulls shirt over head and runs around the room with my arms out like an areoplane **
SOMEONE CALLED ME PRETTY !
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# /talker failed posting image shocker.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)
# OH COOL, A/S/L?
xXxHIxXx
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)
# /talk has been all snakes for about an hour.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Is it still going on? Bloody hell.
*prays for a Bou shaped distraction*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)
# LAWL LOCK STOCK QUOTE
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:16, archived)
# It's fucking weird when you lot come over here.
It's like going to your mum's house to find that your mate's entire family are sat in the front room like everything's normal.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:17, archived)
# You get little quotes here, right now it's saying "B3ta loves you.".
Can I go rooting through the cupboards? I like looking in other people's fridges.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:20, archived)
# There's mealworms in my fridge.
Not for me to eat, obviously.

Mostly I don't get little quotes as I use that quick reply thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:22, archived)
# I don't know what mealworms are, are they something for fisherman or something?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:25, archived)
# I feed them to my lizard.
Not a euphemism.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)
# COR !
Can you get different flavours? is he choosy what he eats?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# She, and no, not as far as I know.
Her name is Fran, and she is all lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)
# you can thank me later...
sexually
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Takes cover!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)
# oh thanks
now I'm cold!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:10, archived)
# *gives pile of lanyards*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)
# well - I suppose that help
I had a lovely thick duvet until printmeister took it... it had a Thundercats cover on it too
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Absolutly love this!
(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)
# SNAXE R DEADLY
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)
# y'know, I nearly did . . .
I nearly did . . ./autocomplete


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Fucking Fail on a stick
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)
# speaking of fail...
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post274135
*goes back to lurking*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)
# already voted!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:12, archived)
# If this gets chosen
I predict 78½% of all posts will be about asylum seekers.
Maybe a caveat at the end of that saying "without mentioning asylum seekers" would be good. That way we could all get justifiably shouty and feel superior when the floods of asylum speakers posts start appearing.
Then a board fight will start where people start screaming "NAZI" and Mystery Bob accuses us all of being finicky mimsies. There could be pouts, flouncing and swearing galore and I could sit back and giggle at the silliness of it all while munching on Jaffa Cakes.
/carried away
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Cock off ta
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)
# YES
YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:10, archived)
# I LIKE THIS!
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:10, archived)
# how many accounts does
Baldmonkey need?

Edit:// fuck it, I'm going to repost this for all you lovely daytime folk.
This is what happens when you involve the buses.



Click for bigger (337KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:10, archived)
# The answer my friend, is blowing in the wind
*parp*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:12, archived)
# NEEDS MORE SNAKE
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Cunt off with your shitty BMP that is mega large!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Haha
I didn't even notice that.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Haha, you're both sad cunts.
GUTTED
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Yes, of course we are.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Talk boarder posts on main board
and calls us sad.
Then returns to /Talk and gets all superior.
Shock!
Horror!

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Gonzo is lovely, 'Pot
I swear. They're just a bit special on /talk
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)
# I know he is, SSS :)
I also know he has a skin so thick it could be called a hide.
I would never pick on someone because he is a /Talker because I sometimes wander over there and wouldn't like to blot my copybook.


(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Hee, you cheeky scamp :)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# You are a fish.
GUTTED
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)
# FP THIS NOW
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:12, archived)
# 363K?
How in the name of all that's holy did you get a picture like that to that size?

Also - wtf?

EDIT - aaaaah - bitmap...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:13, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:14, archived)
#
Via the magic of .bmp ™
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:14, archived)
# IT LOADED UPWARDS!
*excorcises the bmp*

SPELLCASTING...

f-u-c-k-o-f-f
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Fuck off back to talk
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:14, archived)
# see, this is why there is such a divide
there should't be

but they do insist on bringing their elitist "humour" over here

yeah, yeah, let's rile the /boarders by posting a crap picture and go over there to have "fun"
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:16, archived)
# I went to a school for commoners and we
used to get to go and have swimming lessons at the posh school because they had a pool...

that's what this reminds me of... except in the dream I was wearing a dress
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:22, archived)
# I don't think that there is as much
of a divide as it would seem. However /talk did estrange themselves from here as soon as they had the opportunity and started to regard /board as something lesser ( whilst glossing over the fact that it was their total inability to use photoshop for producing anything remotely boardworthy that caused them to yammer utter shite to each other all day flooding the old /board that caused the divide initially ) and of course every now and again some prick decides to make a shitty, provocative image and post it here after telling all the other pricks first and so we have this.
One idiot trying to cause trouble on an account he could not give a toss if it were burned and all the sheep following saying "ooh baldmonkey, you're so clever"

Nobody here likes to talk any more than me but the reason I spend little time on the talk board is that not too many of them are as intellectual, mature or clever as they would like to appear.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:24, archived)
# The lunatics have taken over the aslylum
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)
# You said what I just did up there *points*
except mine wasn't as eloquent.
It's like the /talkers equivalent of "knock down ginger"* when they do this.
*or whatever it was called in your neck of the woods
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)
# anyone trying to
'knock down ginger' in my neck of the woods got a few teeth knocked out and a week off school. wtfayboa woman? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)
# You bloody liar
You would kick out a few teeth regardless.
Knock down ginger is when you knock on the door and run away.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)
#
www.streetgames.co.uk/Knock_Down_Ginger.html
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Great site!
My parents had a better variation when they were younger.
They used to live in a narrow street. They would tie a piece of string to the door handle of one house, cross to the opposite side of the road and tie the other end of the string to another house. Then they would simulataneously knock on both doors and scarper.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Shut the fuck up you pathetic bald cunt. The only thing you've ever punched is your son's arse with your cock.
I realise you can't see this, which is a shame.

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Twaddle
Some of us are capable of contributing on both.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)
# NO.
AND WE MUST PUNISH TRANSGRESSORS.
(I helped save b3ta! El Cuntos, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# you're not very interesting
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)
# YOU'RE not very interesting.
HA GUTTED.
(I helped save b3ta! El Cuntos, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Indeed
some of us used to do it when this was all fields.

I AM TALKING ABOUT ME HERE.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# In your profile, the first of your faces
I've got that dude on a bag. He's awesome, nice work
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Thanks
I'm glad my face is now popular to have on bags.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Not true, squire
There's a few morons over there but I find it much more brainworthy than here. They're capable of more than CDCs and "hahaahahaha woo/yay" etc
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:38, archived)
# You need a strong shit-filter for all the boards.
Though claiming that CDCs and haha are the top drawer of /board is like claiming that aging 4chan text memes are the top drawer of /talk. It's a poor exercise all round.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)
# No no, there are som extremely talented folks here
and I've had some wonderful nettimes on this board. Just there's a whole lot of dross too, which sometimes seems to overshadow the talent a little
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:47, archived)
# hahaha what a load of smug horseshit
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# No.
He has a point.
We should all be very ashamed of getting sand in his eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! El Cuntos, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# ha,
you have no conception of me if you thought you were capable of even thinking about kicking sand in my face.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# But I'm thinking about it RIGHT NOW.
How is that possible?
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# ah, not that I was talking to you
but forgive me for not making clear that I meant to imply 'in person, up close'.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)
# I might be misunderstanding, are you threatening people over the internet?
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Watch out he's got a keyboard!
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Don't be silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)
# I didn't realise that I was only supposed to reply to posts that are replies to my own
I'VE BEEN GETTING IT WRONG FOR OVER 6 YEARS!
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Rubbish.
Thats a bit of a generalisation. I can use both boards, thank you very much.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# So am I.
But as I said and stand by, not nearly as many of them are as clever as they would like to think. I don't think that is an unfair statement.

Certainly when the few that were intelligent enough to get a job that allows them to sit on the internet have gone home for the day /talk usually degenerates into nothing more than people discussing the merits of the last biscuit they ate.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Garibaldi ftw
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Escape the snake

Sorry, but I liked this.

It's that bad.
(Flappers, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:15, archived)
# HOW FUCKING BIG?????
edit: hahahahah, damn you, Mod, office lollage!
edit edit: ok stop it, people in teh office are staring at me as I sit here giggling like a loon
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:15, archived)
# ahem
www.b3ta.com/talk/5571678
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# thanks Mod
... although I'm at least partially gay anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Hahaha
Nice mod edit...
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:16, archived)
# I think this homophobic comment by a mod is sickening.
NAUGHTY STEP THAT MOD NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Best MOD EDIT IN THE WORLD EVER
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:18, archived)
# I think we should all click this and see if we can get a mod edit onto the popular page.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:24, archived)
# It was good until the twat edited it....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Bring back Cock Tuesday
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Bring back your mum
to my bed
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:24, archived)
# HAHA WHAT?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:19, archived)
# I RELLA YDON'T UNDERSTAND THIS MOD-EDIT, BUT I knoW I LOVE IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Top mod edit!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:22, archived)
# hello pot
It's the funniest Mod edit ever

have you got a bee in your pants?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Snakes :(
(xXxPrincess_PainxXx I Am not sarah palin lol! :D, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)
# eeew!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)