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# well, the last time I did this, it got me into a bit of trouble and The Daily Mail nicked the pic....
the last time I did this it got me into a bit of trouble and The Daily Mail nicked the pic....

UPDATE - Link to much larger

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(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 12:51, archived)
# brill' :D
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Brilliant!
*clicks*
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Fw: Paul.Dacre@daily_sendthemallback_mail.co.uk
/nicely done, as always
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 12:53, archived)
# I for one, would like to point out to the mail
that the only people who nick images are racist child rapists with club feet and terrible body odour.

This is very good, BBD'O.
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 12:53, archived)
# May I remind you this is b3ta - we steal the interweb
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Yep.
The rule still applies.
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Good as long as we are clear on that...
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)
# haha
Beau Bo d'Or - you know for a fact you are the Daily Mail's Photoshop bitch you do the work they steal the picture. Know your place ;)
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 12:53, archived)
# nice taggage
would like to see any of the papers you don't work for steal that.

oh wait
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 12:54, archived)
# 0_0
the eyes! the cold, dead, soulless eyes!
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 12:55, archived)
# I can never see your images at work.
Which is gay as fuck, as when I get them at home they're ace.
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)
# just go on the mail website
there's no way the mail'll be blocked at work
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 12:57, archived)
# that's prolly because your work ip addy is blocked from my server
which means you are either using the old emap servers or are working at The Daily Mail (or the Telegraph), James.
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Ok, stop stalking me.
Emap, yes. Well, it used to be. It is ze Germans now.
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 13:23, archived)
# must be cool
working for Jack though
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Yes.
Keith Sunderland, I call him.
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 13:26, archived)
# I haven't blocked Bauer
it's just the old emap servers but Zoo will still be using them, sorry:-(
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 13:30, archived)
# That's odd.
I'm not magazines, though, I'm radio. Maybe that makes a difference? I don't know. It's all far too technical for me. The majority of things are.
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 13:32, archived)
# 'gay as fuck'?
how fucking old are you?
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Sorry, what's the problem?
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 13:24, archived)
# No, U!
;)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 1:26, archived)
# yes the preferred term is "bummer" or "bum bandit" for all the gays
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 9:44, archived)
# hahahah!
pretagged in anticipation?
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Fuck, this is exceptionally well done.
A clickeroo.
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Brilliant.
Truly brilliant.
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Hahaha! Nicely done...

(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 12:57, archived)
# BAD BAD BAD!
hahaha
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Ha ha!
They've both been suspended, which is fine by me because they're both cnuts, but bad for the BBC which shouldn't have buckled, despite all the complaints (which only poured in after the Daily Heil made a fuss).
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Have you listened to it?
I was horrified when I read about this in the papers - I mean, who would insult an old gentleman of comedy like Andrew Sachs?

But I listened to it on YouTube and it's really bloody funny.
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 15:07, archived)
# It probably was quite funny, the two of them usually are.
However, you can't deny that if you were a 78 year old man, and a couple of youngsters rang you up and started guffawing down the phone about having shagged your granddaughter and suggesting you would kill yourself over it, I think you'd have the right to be offended.

It's like the difference between laughing at the jokes on Sikipedia, and reading them out to your dear old nan.
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 18:47, archived)
# But my nan is a horrid xenophobic redneck
...she'd love Sikipedia
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 21:03, archived)
# haha :D
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
The world is a better place with you in it.

(That's a fact. So stop blushing, you twat.)
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 13:00, archived)
# where's my prize !
I want my CD !
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 13:31, archived)
# C
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)
# you'll wait patiently
and like it
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Superb!
:D
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 13:01, archived)
# ha ha!
excellent!
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 14:53, archived)
# HaHaHa, this deserves a reply!
excellent!
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Clicketty click
Funnier than leaving obscene messages on a pensioner's answerphone.
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Is it just me?
Or does Jonathan Brady / Ian Ross here look just like a young Neil Tennant?
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Hahaha!
Beautifully done too.
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Wonderful Wonderful Wonderful
And here's hoping that when Wossy's chat show returns to the air (as it will), every guest for the first, oh, twenty shows begins the interview by making a joke about fucking one of his relatives... then apologises... then sends him some flowers (aww, wasn't that a nice touch?)
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 17:34, archived)
# :D Glad this got FP'd
It gave me my biggest officelol of the day.
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 17:57, archived)
# this
wins.
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 18:00, archived)
# hahahaha!
splendid work as ever sir :)
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 20:20, archived)
# i love this
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 22:42, archived)
#
Brand's resigned today; Tennant's resigned; mere coincidence, or could Russell be the next Dr Who?
(, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Is it just me...
Or does the Ross/Brady mix look like Alan Cumming

On a side note - Jonathan Brady? Ian Ross?
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:20, archived)
# Woo Hoo!
That's going to be my new wallpaper.
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)