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# newsletter subject line compo
don't be a dummy
make us a funny
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Police release me, let me go!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:46, archived)
# rimming you like a waterproof seal
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Crosswords depress me . . . I get 2 down


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:46, archived)
# I've just got one remaining on my crossword to complete it
Postmans bag?

/waits for someone to ask how many letters
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:54, archived)
# How many letters?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Hundreds
LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Hahahahaha fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Jade Goody The Musical - Only 25 Minutes Long!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:46, archived)
# YOU ARE NOT FOLLOWING THE GUIDELINES OF THE COMPO
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:46, archived)
# :)
you mong
(waxdart hello., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:49, archived)
# NO YOU'RE THE MONG, MONG!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:50, archived)
# YBM
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:50, archived)
# ok what is this you big mong thing? why is everyone saying it all of a sudden?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:51, archived)
# it's entirely to insult you
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Don't you know?
It's the latest craze, you big mong!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:53, archived)
# I was pondering the origin of this new cultural phenomon
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:54, archived)
# you big mong
Ohh I thought it was You Bum Men!
(waxdart hello., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:53, archived)
# well when aimed at you it means that
YBMYBM
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:54, archived)
# because everybody here is childish
and doesn't realise the damage that name calling can actually do
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Sticks and stones will break my bones
but names will never hur... YOU BIG MONG!

*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:54, archived)
# haha you fucking cabbage
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Don't you know about the bird?!
www.b3ta.com/board/9390937
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)
# will i be cool if I say you big mong all the time?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:56, archived)
# It's not *that* effective
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Hahahaha!
You bastard! Now I have to go and do some work to cover up my B3ta browsing
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)
# :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:01, archived)
# haha
we luvs ya kebby
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)
# in your face, bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:46, archived)
# this is a statement making light of a topical news item
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:46, archived)
# how about those clowns in the government?
what are they like?
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:47, archived)
# oh, that government!
*comedy trumpet music*
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)
# it's got some 'SPLAININ' to dooo...
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:49, archived)
# running weekly competitions for big mongs
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:46, archived)
# L Ron Hubbard stuck in Elrond's cupboard
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:46, archived)
# EVERYBODY IN LONDON HAS HAYFEVER: FACT
that is true
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:47, archived)
# i've got it
i'm not even in london
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Then you are in only one circle of the Venn diagram
(waxdart hello., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:52, archived)
# damn you, Venn!
you and your diagrams!
*sneezes*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)
# YOU'RE NOT READING THIS NEWSLETTER RIGHT - YOU BIG MONG
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:47, archived)
# now with added SPITERAPE
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:47, archived)
# heads and kneecaps..truncheon blows..truncheon blows
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:47, archived)
# haha, oh my!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)
# YES!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Hahahaha!
groin and eyes and mouth and nose

gleeeee!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:50, archived)
# This one
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:51, archived)
# hahah
I WASN'T DOIN NUTTHIN OFFICER
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Derek!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Man he had the sides!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:54, archived)
# yay Derek!!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)
# woo!
love up pompeii
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Hahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)
# DAVE'S POSTED 75000 TIMES. WILL HE EVER STOP?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:47, archived)
# PLEASE MAKE HIM STOP!
FOR THE SAKE OF THE CHILDRENS
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)
# you big mong
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:47, archived)
# JADE TO WIN BRITAINS GOT TALENT
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)
# I am thinking of joining the police, my friends say I am the ideal candidate, I think they think I am a cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)
# who wants to be the king and queen of cheese?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Me!

I'd be the queen of cheese please. But who will be my king?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:53, archived)
# larry lackapants
or possibly lance sackless
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)
# THE B3TA NEWSLETTER NUMBER 375
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)
# that's just silly
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:49, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:49, archived)
# hello grunty
happy b3taday
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:50, archived)
# hello nibus
ta
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Happy Wax Stick With Wick Day!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:51, archived)
# 'lo sah!
Nice candle, come here often? etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Waaaay too much...
*mwah*
Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:53, archived)
# My best friend is coming over tonight (and bringing his new boyfriend for my approval)
and I'm going to show my love for him by celebrating the anniversary of his birth with the presentation of sharp implements :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:57, archived)
# your best friend, or your hero?
or your hero?C]:0D


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)
# You're coming over too?!
WOO HOO

*gets baking*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)
# as soon as we're invited!
\\o/


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:08, archived)
#

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:52, archived)
# *ahem*
Well, that's lovely...

Ta, chap!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:54, archived)
# DING DONG CANDLE DAY
congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Thanks, Mr Cre!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)
# not another one bursting into flames!
don't worry, you're one of the ones i actually would pee on to put the flames out ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:00, archived)
# coming soon to a divorce hearing near you
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:49, archived)
# My right little toe is sore.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:49, archived)
# silly k3b/-\b
toes is not butt plug
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Unfortunately I can't reach my arse with my toes.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:50, archived)
# you've tried then
*badumtish*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:00, archived)
# PROVIDING STIMULUS TO DARLINGS RED BOX SINCE 2001
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:49, archived)
# I made a cake named Dave
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:49, archived)
# in ur budget, spendin ur monies
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:50, archived)
# You have the right to remain dead
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Drop it
Dead or Dead you're coming with me.
(waxdart hello., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:53, archived)
# The extra 10% that you'll never earn.
(waxdart hello., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:50, archived)
# reach all the way round and then give it a little tug, that's it.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:50, archived)
# its just one big super party time!
*ALSO- AT LEAST PHOTOSHOP SUMMAT! RA RA RA!
(halloumi slowly pushing you down the board on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:50, archived)
# due to budget cutbacks, we are now a pamphlet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:50, archived)
# CROCUS PASTE SINKS TIRPITZ
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:51, archived)
# lolwtf?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:52, archived)
# I JUST LIKE TYPING IN CAPITALS!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:52, archived)
# There was a fairy, his name was 'Nuff'...'Fairy Nuff'


(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:52, archived)
# GROIN ITCH: THE NEW BLACK
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:54, archived)
# i'm feeling sexier by the minute.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)
# i'm sexy
you're not feeling me, are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:56, archived)
# not feeling anyone. people are missing out.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)
# definitely
i shall be feeling spaniards in 3 weeks!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)
# responsible for the national attention defecit
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Sewing the Seeds of Fluff
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)
# This is the b3ta newsletter. Laugh, or you will be beaten.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)
# MR DARLING IS CONSTIPATED - HE CANNOT BUDGET

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:56, archived)
# This innocent middle-aged bystander won't be protesting anymore... IN THE MORGUE!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:57, archived)
# AN EXTRA 1P ON A PINT. THEN WHY'S MY LOCAL PUT IT UP 45P?
CUNTS
(waxdart hello., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:57, archived)
# the answer is in the last word
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Hi, I'm Sheriff John Bunnell and welcome to the Met's Wildest Fail Videos
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:00, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)
# ^ this!
THIS!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:17, archived)
# SPECIAL OFFER
Trade in your 10 year old newsletter for a £2000 discount on a new one
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Like Susan Boyle without the voice
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)
# I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Contails Mild Peril
(darlo_russ, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)