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# newsletter subject line wanted
write a fine jest
and win the contest
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:31, archived)
# FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:31, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:32, archived)
# ^ juicy
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:57, archived)
# ^ pink
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:58, archived)
# ^ oboe
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:02, archived)
# ^ papier mache
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Spreading like swine flu through the middle classes.
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:32, archived)
# fiddling the expenses of the internets
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:33, archived)
# like twitter but slightly less pointless
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Get it while the server is hot!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:34, archived)
# your
board sig made me lol
(drhellno would rather be playing Left 4 dead on, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:44, archived)
# IT'S NEARLY 2010 - WHERE'S MY FLYING CAR?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:34, archived)
# you crashed it when you were drunk
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:35, archived)
# dammit! and I had just had it re-magnetized.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:37, archived)
# ^this so very this
It's at times like this I feel we were lied to by the Jetsons
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:49, archived)
# that wasn't even his real family you know
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
# More viral than a sneeze on a crowded bus
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:34, archived)
# i think this ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Imperial Leather in Swin Flu advice conspiracy shocker
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:34, archived)
# wanted
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 8 May 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Chemtrails are made by giant invisible sky slugs
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Donner Donner Donner Donner Kebabman
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:35, archived)
# oh hey there hotstuff
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 8 May 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Gordon Brown to front the new ad campain for Claims Direct
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:35, archived)
# innacurate pictures of what Maddie might look like.. take your pick of any of the links.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:36, archived)
# B3ta: If you've nothing to do for the next half-hour, watch our page open.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:36, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:38, archived)
# *applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:40, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:55, archived)
# All Swine, All the Time
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:36, archived)
# covering your nipples with purest glee
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:36, archived)
# no one covers my nipples with glee.
I hate people for this fact. stuff negativity.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 8 May 2009, 11:40, archived)
# poor kebab!
as soon as i get some, i'll come round and glee your nips up a treat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:43, archived)
# your chances of getting some are still better than mine.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 8 May 2009, 11:44, archived)
# heheh
at 4p.m, feel happy. i'll be in pain then, you won't.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
# that just makes me sadder.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 8 May 2009, 11:58, archived)
# it's only because i'm getting my staples out today
i know it's going to sting. it did last time and i only had a couple then. this time, there's 36 of them to come out :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Equally priced for ladies of all cup sizes.
de-RIS: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8039332.stm
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:37, archived)
# as a woman of huge boobage
I very much welcome this news.

Plus, they're giving a discount of 25%, so I may have to leg it round M & S and buy some hammocks.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 May 2009, 12:04, archived)
# FREE GURKHA KNIFE FOR EVERY READER!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:37, archived)
# I for one...
...welcome our new former sitcom star overlords.
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:38, archived)
# it's a called a kukri.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 8 May 2009, 11:38, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:40, archived)
# probably this.
also this
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:42, archived)
# and suddenly benefit fraud doesn't seem so bad
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:38, archived)
# BUT WHAT DOES GOD DO WHEN A KITTEN MASTURBATES?!
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 8 May 2009, 11:38, archived)
# We have the biggest clackerbags of all teh internets.
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:38, archived)
# B3ta newsletter number 377 is this week sponsored by Twitter, almost completely and utterly pointless and thankfully now only 140 letters lo
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:38, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Very nicely done, sir
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:41, archived)
# ^ ftw
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:45, archived)
# B3ta newsletter, it might work, it might not
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Dianna Rigg was hotter than Joanna Lumley
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:40, archived)
# ^this
but with one more "g"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:41, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:45, archived)
# all the way. also hotter than honor blackman.
So there exists a partial ordering of hot chicks that was on the avengers.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 8 May 2009, 11:42, archived)
# see next week's newsletter for a better subject line
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Clevar!
...just remember to suggest it again next week, and it will all come true!
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:46, archived)
# The meek shall inherit the earth. The rest of you can fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:44, archived)
# haha...
although I always did love the Onion's take on that one:
www.theonion.com/content/node/28994
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:47, archived)
# News just in: Muslims and Jews feeling rather smug about swine flu.
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:44, archived)
# b3ta newsletter. Simples.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:45, archived)
# e-penis caught in zipper, 17 dead.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Lazy Joanna Lumley unmasked! - Shirker Gurka worker lurker in Burkha jerker
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Starting the weekend like Pete Tong
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Tweet tweet,,,, Tweet tweet,,,, *BANG*
(I helped save b3ta! g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
# England 1 Uefa 1 (Uefa go through on away goals)

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Coming into your mailbox
Like a second home allowance
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Housemaid wanted to clean house, £6500 for a days work.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 8 May 2009, 11:57, archived)
# we put the wit in titter...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:58, archived)
# The government have no knowledge of this newsletter being sent
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 May 2009, 11:59, archived)
# The Dom Deluision
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Fri 8 May 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Dancing with pigs gives you swing flu
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Fri 8 May 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Free Binder with This Issue!
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Susan Boyle hopes her 1st appearance at the Royal Variety goes better than Tommy Coopers last...
b3ta.com/links/Poor_old_Tommy_Cooper_keels_over_on_Live_TV
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:20, archived)
# the perfect reason to get a P45
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Reading this newsletter will protect you from swine flu
at least as well as that fecking leaflet will...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Now with more dubious links than a lizard-based conspiracy theory.
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:42, archived)
# This week I have been mostly eating "Jade Goody Pig Snax"
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:04, archived)