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[challenge entry] Destination: Hull.


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(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)
# Hehehehe.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)
# he looks like Roy Castle in the second frame
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)
# *parp*
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)
# now *that's* dedication!
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)
# I thought Dale Winton myself.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)
# There's... something... on... the wing
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)
# :D
this is very pleasing.

Minor TJ- could someone please turn an image round for me?
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Only in exchange for hugs
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)
# *huuuuuuuug*
I'll gaz it to you, I just need it turning right 90 degrees.

Thank you everyone!
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Your wish ... :
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)
# TIXE?
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)
# You say that like it's a bad thing.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)
# OH DEAR.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)
# WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT?!
That's got lust and everything in it, that work.

Bloody ungrateful - that's your problem.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)
# No, I'm just frightened of red.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)
# No more communist meetings for YOU then, young lady.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Fucking commies.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Dear Christ did you hear Jon Snow interviewing Nick Griffin on Radio Bore this morning?
Talk about playing into the BNPs hands ... Jesus it was embarassing.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Wow, I have a severe case of ticklynose.
*scratch scratch*
IT'S NO GOOD.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)
# *chews your nose a bit*
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)
# BLOW A BUBBLE!
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)
# *makes your eye fall out*
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)
# now look here 'image'
you've got to pull yourself together, fly straight and bally well just get on with it for the sakes of us all.

You got that?

Righto.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Best reply .
Wow?

please ignore my Gaz

I'm just too damned slow in my old age...
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:49, archived)
# I don't ave no steenking gazzes?
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)
# haha
cheers bobs
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)
# i read that in a lieutenant george voice.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)
# I trust you grew a pencil mustache especially too
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)
# he didn't have a moustache, although I already do.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)
# was it Hugh Laurie's character?
and lets see pics of the the k3b/-\b-o-tache!
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)
# yeah it was.
here we go:

and i have a beard as well.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)
# haha!
that is some tachage!
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)
# the most dignified of all the facial hair.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Merv Hughes?
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)
# no. me.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Know you?
What, in the Biblical sense? ;)
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)
# *claps*
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)
# *throws fish*
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)
# give me half an hour with it, and I'll turn it back around.. I can be very persuasive...
*cracks knuckles*

Nings Cap!
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Hi Steve!
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Has he just noticed that they someone has forgotten to take the cap off
of the Pitot head?
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)
# having re-read this several times
I am none the wiser
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:49, archived)
# hahahah!
nings Op
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)
# ningles
:D
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)
# Pfft
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)
# Also this doesn't deserve it's own thread
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)
# Hahahahahahah! Brillant, yet a sad commentary on british politics in itself... I blame South Oxhey.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)
# haha!!
today is officially nazi day...
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Everyday is nazi day. *goose-steps to the kitchen*
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Don't mention the war
I did it once but I think I got away with it.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)
# I am actually
quite ashamed as I live in S Oxhey. At least we didn't elect either of the BNP MEPs.
>pedant mode off<
(, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:42, archived)
# and yet it'll be in all the papers!
I was waiting for this when I saw your lightbulb come on earlier!
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)
# I am kinda hoping the BNP Meps will simply self combust 30 minutes after arriving in Brussels
at the sheer "Johnny-Foreign-ness" of it all
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)
# yes this
I bet they won't see anyone wearing onions, clogs or lederhosen etiher
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)
# *closes photoshop*
/and it does deserve its own thread
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Haha
Sorry matey :(
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)
# actually, yours works better for being simpler and cleaner :)
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)
# "Who do you think you are kidding Mr Griffin"
"If you think all England's brown"
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)
# \o/
Compo suggestion

show the world through Nick Griffin's eye

b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post442391
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Or from Mr Griffin's point of view
"That blokes brown, will bunk to town on the 8:21
And He'll come home with visas for his Cousins, Wife and Mum"

Etc....
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)
# It does
cos I was gonna do the same thing
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)
# aha!
Now i getcha! Good one fella...
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)
# *applauds*

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Perfectly summed up
*click*
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)
# this is perfect
and sad
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Fantastically shockingly accurate
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Fat Hitler
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:07, archived)
# nicely!
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Haha nicely done!
And thank you for your kind words everyone :D
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Hail Yemen!!
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:13, archived)
# History repeats
somehow we always forget the past.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Makes me ashamed to be English
The BNP that is, not the pic which is great, spot on :)
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)
# nice job! :)
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Pfffft!
Depressing, but pfffft nonetheless.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)
# lovely stuff
yes it did deserve its own thread and the FP.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Well, congrats.
I've been reading b3ta for about 4 or 5 years now, and most of the jokes that I don't get (forgive me, but I'm 'Merkin/septic/from the USA) I can easily Google, or there's enough explanation in the ensuing thread that I can get it.

But this one leaves me absolutely clueless. I have no idea what makes this so awesome. So I will remember it as the Single Greatest Joke I Never Got.

EDIT: Many thanks for the explanations! All's I can say is: oh. Oh dear. I really hoped we were past all of that kind of nonsense. I'd like to say that we'd never do something like that here, but I'd have thought the same of Our Friends Across the Pond.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)
# and i thought i was silly for initially thinking the blue bit was the land
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Take one dose of the previous link
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Comedy show
There used to be a sitcom about the Home Guard of the Second World War. The opening sequence was basically the reverse of the image.
(, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)
# BNP?
I thought it was just a comment on the current govt...
Works both ways.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Yep
that's about the size of it.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)
# It appears that..
In the land of the blind, the one-eyed racist is an MEP
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)
# I like this lots
Very clever, but unfortunately not funny :(
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)
# cor
seriously thou, 2 seats, in EU, oh welcome back Adolf, not.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:32, archived)
# Sadly
the only funny thing to have come out of the last few hours...*tips hat*
(, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 1:30, archived)
# Absolutely brilliant,
if depressing.
(, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:07, archived)
# so depressing
that i have to post
(, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)
# hahahaha....
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)
# ahahah
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Hahhahahahahah!
YO JOE
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)
# ningles steve
how's monday treating you?
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)
# well, i'm still too tired to realise it's monday... In fact, I'm not even sure I'm posting on here, or still dreaming.
If I am still dreaming, I guess I can say what I like on the board:

TITS-FLANGE-PUSSY-WANK-CUNTY-BOLLOCKS.

If not, I'll just look odd.

So no change there.

(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)
# nice one op
I'd forgotten all about that film
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Lovely :)
can I just ask, did you get those screencaps from any site in particular?
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)
# i got them from youtube
pausing the clip and using print screen... there is probably a much better way though! :)
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)