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# newsletter subject line compo
don't be a dummy
write us a funny
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Stuck between a cock and an arseface!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)
# weed the world...let them know it's spliffmas time
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)
# I'm home from uni which means none for me. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Oil plant sackings spark walkouts

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Anger at rail inquests decision

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)
# B3ta newsletter
Now with 83% more facism
(Outraged_of_Reading tfs-sfw.com, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:45, archived)
# For 100 Blanks, complete the following sentence: My MP is so crooked that he put in an expenses claim for a blank.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Flood protection 'needs doubling'

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Maggie's Dead!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Only kidding, put the champagne away
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Hahaha
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Good form
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Compare and contrast:
Mod edit: Please don't hotlink images from other sites.
Conservatives

Labour


news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/humber/8108941.stm
(Outraged_of_Reading tfs-sfw.com, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Labour certainly has a much happier party vibe
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)
# hahahaha
*office lol*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)
# technoviking is in the back
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Also, you didn't get colour in your photos under a conservative government!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)
# there's nothing strange about beating ugly people
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)
# I don't know about the first pic,
but that second picture is Australian, and thus I fail to see your point....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)
# So it is!
Well spotted.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)
# It was the sunshine that tipped me off ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)
# We had lovely weather at the G20 protests
I got a tan
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Yeah, I just noticed that. It says 'Victoria Police' on his shoulder. Mega-lol.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)
# ^this
I dont... even if the bottom one was in this country it seems like the dudes protesting in it are pretty violent, where the guy in the black and white one is all "Peace and love, man" and the horse guy is all "NEVEEER."

This post has confused me :(
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)
# True.
I have little sympathy for overly aggresive protesters who end up getting whacked by police.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:59, archived)
# either that, or the Coppers name is Vicky
and if that's the case, no wonders he's beating people up
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Arf!
it was for his own good though.... www.youtube.com/watch?v=M89c3hWx3RQ
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)
# I've never listened to that whole song
It's actually quite clever. Especially played to a bunch of crims, like in the video :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Fo' Real?
You missed the whole point then :D

I fucking love The Man in Black. Listen to this to :D

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCftkirSpHE
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Well, I might be over-analysing it,
but the song is about the relationship between an absent father and a son, and the payoff at the end is that he won't do the same to his son - by calling him a boy's name, he will be breaking the cycle of 'toughening' that goes between father and son (a kind of soft metaphor for abuse, or at least emotional distance) and realises that you can prepare your son for the world in a gentler way.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:23, archived)
# the victorian police have a bit of a reputaion for being heavy handed.
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:06, archived)
# do you think i have a chance with the bird about to be clobbered?
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Depends if she ended up in a coma,
and if she is still in said coma. LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)
# that's what i thought :(
although that pic is rather arousing.
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Hmmm. She looks like the sort that only likes bad-boy protester types who go on about smashing the system.
Perhaps later, when she settles down and wants to live in a real house, with kids and a mortgage...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Oh come on it wasn't black and white in those days
I think the true colour of your opinion is showing through.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)
# hahahahaha
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Carmaking in 2008 falls sharply

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)
# ================================================================ from B3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Police probe over poisoned eagle

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)
# may contain pictures
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)
# how about
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)
# hehe win
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)
# beat me to it....
fucksocks
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:50, archived)
# I think thats what Professor Fnord was trying to achieve also?
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Curse my unfamiliarity with unicode
but totally this yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)
# bah, but winrar!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)
# WIN x 100
full of WIN
(Outraged_of_Reading tfs-sfw.com, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Hmmm.
An html <redact> element would be pretty cool.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)
# I don't get it. :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)
# I trust they refer to expenses and MPs
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Reminds me of an old Onion article:
www.theonion.com/content/node/43014
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)
# fucking this
in text: ███ ████ ██████ ██

&#9608;
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)
# better! awesome :D
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)
# There we go!
Bur for non html views will they just get an endless string?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:10, archived)
# very impressive skillzorz!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:12, archived)
# winnar!
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:17, archived)
# PULL THE LEGS OFF A FLY AND LAUGH AT IT
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)
# PROTESTING VIOLENTLY SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)
# whut does it protest agains?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Protests!
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:52, archived)
# The Final Solution: Formula One, Iran and Sir Fred Goodwin could all solve their problems by fucking right off.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)
# now with 25% more vitamins
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Snails with hats
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:50, archived)
# SAM and MAX MAKE A NEWSLETTER
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:50, archived)
# *censored by Labour*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:50, archived)
# THIS WEEK ON THE INTERNET - THIS IS THE NEWSLETTER AT ONE
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Away from newsletter shenanigans, have we done this yet?
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/8108297.stm

all it needs is a pair of tits and this guy is set up for life.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:50, archived)
# That has made my day
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)
# He's got it some tits for its birthday
Massive, disproportionate tits!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:05, archived)
# He should train it to help him around the house
Altho it would probably just bury all his stuff
(scazy_lumbag, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)
# awwww......
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Hehe fuck yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:06, archived)
# He's fucking vermin
HE'S FUCKING VERMIN!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)
# With Less Credibility than an Iranian Election
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)
# HORRIFIC, MIND-BREAKING SEXUAL ASSAULT FOR EVERY READER
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)
# 'Flexo' The great contortionist dies in his own arms...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)
# 8==D - - -
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)
# other stuff The Ayatollah approves of...
(Perry stop suckling me, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)
# nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)
# I just had a mars bar too
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Really?
I was nibbling the crabs off a dead crack whore lady flaps.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)
# I bet that tastes salty
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Imagine scampy fries.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:11, archived)
# with mustard too!
oh no - that'snot mustard
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:08, archived)
# thought that was the same thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:52, archived)
# As welcome as a Roma in Crossmaglen
(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)
# b3ta newsletter: More popular than flights from Brazil to Paris
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)
# GO ANYWHERE NEAR MY KIDS AGAIN I'LL PUSH YOUR FACE THROUGH A FUCKING SIEVE
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)
# sorry!
*puts kids back*
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Don't be a shitter, start using Twitter!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Shitter than Twitter
also works
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:17, archived)
# "Internet 96,5% positive on gay porn, says Google"
:)

with proof: www.whatdoestheinternetthink.net/index.php?s=gay+porn&st=google (at the time of writing)
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)
# 0,2% more positive than b3ta
'b3ta, nearly as positive as gay porn'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:06, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:08, archived)
# I bet that link is already in the newsletter
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:09, archived)
# *gets all excited*
/quick wank
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:12, archived)
# ----- The following addresses had transient non-fatal errors -----
or:

This newsletter has no subject are you sure you want to send it?
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:04, archived)
# WORDS...
...not just to read anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Don't be a fail
Read this mail. You cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Biffins Bridge, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:17, archived)
# TITS
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:20, archived)
# with dicks
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:44, archived)
# squatting over your inbox
like a pair of firm young buttocks over Berlusconi's bidet
(I helped save b3ta! Biffins Bridge, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:31, archived)