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# It's my 4th b3rthday, I brung cayk
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 8:57, archived)
# I'll have that battenburg please
CANDLE JENSON BUTTON DAY

Edit: wow, either you've got me on ignore or you hate me. Cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 9:03, archived)
# HB
HT
TJ:Why have I posted this an hour before I posted it?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 9:03, archived)
# b3ta's clocks need winding
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 9:07, archived)
# :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 11:49, archived)
# Merkin server
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 13:06, archived)
# yey, grats!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 9:07, archived)
# Awww you're such a sweetie to bring cake to us on your b3taday
I know for a fact the others don't deserve any cake so I shall have the lot please ;) Except the battenburg that will be their punishment!

Happy B3taday you Happy Toast of the many FPs :D

BTW what is your FP Ratio theseday?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 9:08, archived)
# dropping massively, my popularity died a while ago :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 9:19, archived)
# Nonsense! Probably that you had a spurt of love and now you're basking in the afterglow
- smoke a cigarette and enjoy the feeling ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 9:30, archived)
# Oh I'm not fussed, I know how this place works
I'm incredibly proud of all of them (less so the shit ones) especially as I keep pissing off so many people here :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 9:36, archived)
# With Great FP comes great responsibility oh one of the Gleeful Toast ;)
there is probably more than a hint of jealousy at times - but what some people fail to recognise is that you do bring joy to others and that's all that matters.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 9:40, archived)
# I'm jealous of people on here for their talents all the time :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 9:44, archived)
# I'd like you more if it wasn't for your series of sucking-up-to-the-police images
although you're indisputably more talented than most of us
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 15:39, archived)
# I only have upmost repsect for them
never met a bad copper, call me lucky if you want, but they've picked me up, looked after people I know in need, taken a ridiculous amount of shit and stayed calm, and never put a foot wrong in my experience.

I guess its all down to the person that is the copper that you have had dealings with.

Wouldn't say I was sucking up to them though.
Do you have a similar dislike to the matching images I did for the ambulance service?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 15:45, archived)
# I've met plenty of police, both friendly and unfriendly, they're not hard to get on with. They're just people, after all
but your portrayal of them as some sort of benign force protecting "You" and "society" from black and white portrayals of criminals is just naieve.

I don't think the ambulance service is at all relevant.

edit/ Here's a cut-and-paste of something someone else said in reference to your police pictures;
Tell me why you don't like the police?
"Kettling", taking photos and keeping records of people who attend lawful protests, retaining DNA samples of people never charged with a crime in contravention of European law, killing people and getting away with it, serving little real purpose except for crowd control (at which they are heavy handed) being awesome at handing out crime numbers for insurance purposes but never catching any thief in the history of ever.

"Catching baddies" "Protecting the innocent" "You may only join the cops if you are awesome and nice otherwise please fuck off" "It's the bees knees!" - how is this not sucking up?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 16:03, archived)
# Happy Birthday :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 9:08, archived)
# cheers chap
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 9:37, archived)
# Awww, congrats mister purplesack!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 9:11, archived)
# thankee, it seems a lifetime ago since I joined
different home, different part of the country, so many different jobs. Wonder where I'll be in the next 4?!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 9:38, archived)
# PROGRESS

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 9:55, archived)
[challenge entry] happy candle day!
this started off as a nice pic but it ended up fucking terrifying so sorry about that, it was well intended

happy toast beattie

edit - a bit tenuous but it's going in the compo anyway
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 9:32, archived)
# cheers sock
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 9:43, archived)
# happy b3taday :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 9:33, archived)
# ta fella, have a fairy cake
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 9:43, archived)
# Happy b3taday.
Thanks for the cakes, but to be honest I'd feel more comfortable eating them if you put that scrote away.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 9:35, archived)
# have you noticed how warm and salty the icing is yet?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 9:43, archived)
# I'm particularly suspicious about this cheesecake...
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 9:44, archived)
# ha ha Happy Birthday
did he by chance dip his winky in the pink sugar icing too?
Oh, and BAGSY THE BATTEBNERG
Edit: how do you find out if someone has you on ignore?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 9:45, archived)
# *comedy silence*
hahahahahahaha no idea chap
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 11:45, archived)
# If you suspect who it is
I think it shows on their profile. (I think so anyway)
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 14:38, archived)
# What, really?
How entertaining.

I hope that's true.

"This user has you on Ignore."

*gaz*
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 14:45, archived)
# WOOYAYHOUPLA!
happy candle day.

i did done not make you anything, so have a picture of andrew instead.



Click for bigger (193 kb)


BATTENBURG FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 9:49, archived)
# Yay! cheers Mr Thor and the always a pleasure to smell fishy Andrew
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 9:52, archived)
# he has a hint of grimsby prostitute about him.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 9:55, archived)
# I would like to see that fragrance in Debenhams by Christmas
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 10:08, archived)
# Hell yeah!

(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 10:49, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 11:26, archived)
# {:-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 28 Mar 2010, 15:17, archived)
# Saggy Bagday !
I don't like cayk, got any biskwits ?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 9:56, archived)
# round the back
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 10:08, archived)
# You're so young!
Happy b3taday, may I have some carrot cake?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 9:56, archived)
# I'm like Dorian Grey, spritely on here, but in reality I'm a hideous monster trapped in an attic
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 10:09, archived)
# Happy bathday
and thank you for cayke
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 9:57, archived)
# hahahahaha
i hope he didn't touch his little bollocks

HAPPY B3TADAY!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 10:01, archived)
# Happy b3taday :D
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(herman:D, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 10:03, archived)
# squildo feeling strange.
but not quite graped.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 10:05, archived)
# I feel unwell
cheers fella
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 10:10, archived)
# Congratulations
Thanks for the pleasure you've brought.

(And you appear to have icing on your willy)
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Sun 28 Mar 2010, 10:04, archived)
# happy candle day!
i'll have a battenburg please
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 10:06, archived)
# happy bum dave
:)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 10:23, archived)
# Happy B3taday...
...you smasher you! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 10:36, archived)
# Happyb3ta day!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 10:48, archived)
# Happy Candle Day!


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 11:11, archived)
# Happy toast mr b3tday!
Or something like that!
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 11:14, archived)
# Yay! :)
Happy candle day Toasty
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 11:38, archived)
# Happy B3rthday
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Candle!
I've even crept from my own self-imposed exile to congratulate you.
That's love, man..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 12:21, archived)
# *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 12:39, archived)
# *toasts Toasty*
happee canduls Squire :D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 12:33, archived)
# Happycandlecakeday, Toastface!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 12:34, archived)
# Candle tiem!
Same here (only my 1st though).

Dear Toasty
Please find attached a small token of my large lollage at your b3ta stuffs.
Yours sincerely
wuffle the Easter Bunny

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 13:40, archived)
#
Happy b3rthday sir.

I apologise in advance for the shiteness of the .gif
(Duckspeak Quacked, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 13:57, archived)
# Happy candleday!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 28 Mar 2010, 15:17, archived)