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Kind of self-explanatory

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ein, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:18, archived)

what is the dog from?

i get the idea tho woo!

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dipdapdop, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:21, archived)

Belle and Sebastian

It used to be on the cable channel Nickelodian when I was a kid

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ein, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:22, archived)

Giovanni

and Sebastian.

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:22, archived)

YOU FUCKING DWARF!

and so on

(vork and burlap, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:24, archived)

don't know that one..

although there is a scottish band of the same name i assume must

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dipdapdop, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:23, archived)

Le Dejeuner Sur L'Herbie Rides Again

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sponge monkey is knitting himself, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:16, archived)

Sponge!

You loon.
Woo!

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:21, archived)

Ha ha ha...

...c'est tres bien!

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:21, archived)

Yay

Tres Bien! Had to do an 1500 word essay on that, would have been easier if Herbie was there

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 8:35, archived)

You better stop drinking. Your face is getting blurry....

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MadMike, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:58, archived)

Nice doggy

nice turpentine..

woo!

..I just deleted a spam from someone claiming to be called Phoebe Best. Apparently she "..took these & my cock grew 3'!!".

Blimey.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:01, archived)

she am the best

(vork and burlap, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:02, archived)

Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand

Why she walks like a woman and talks like a man
Oh my Lola, lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo Lola

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matsimpsk, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:15, archived)

There's an old song what goes....

Rachel Rachel I've been thinkin'
What in the world have you been drinkin'
Was it whiskey? Was it wine?
Oh my gosh - it's turpentine....

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MadMike, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:03, archived)

Rachel Rachel, I've been thinking

Someone out there has been drinking
is it Rum or is is rye
or could it be old Redeye
anyway it ain't worth plinking

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faithy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:08, archived)

I sit

corrected.

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MadMike, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:09, archived)

multiple

verses?

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:10, archived)

Perhaps!

Good thinkin'!

It rained so hard the day I left,
the weather it was dry.

It was so hot, I froze to death.

Oh rachel don't you cry.

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MadMike, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:12, archived)

sorry

lost theat limerick quality

but thanks for playing

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faithy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:16, archived)

gimmee a first line and I'll try

but limiricks are 5 lined only
traditionally

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faithy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:13, archived)

Cheese and wine of finest vintage....

..........

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:15, archived)

Cheese and wine of the finest vintage

Art sublime the finest montage
but bid upon bid
they did and they did
Until they reached the highest mintage

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faithy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:18, archived)

i'm not having

'vintage' and 'montage'

and that's final

(vork and burlap, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:20, archived)

secon

ded

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:24, archived)

well

I tried

pronounciationmhas always been iffy

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faithy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:31, archived)

that made me laugh a lot

and i wish i knew why :(

(vork and burlap, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:36, archived)

Makes a man

healty, wealthy and wise.

That's it.... I'm off like a dirty pair of socks.

ltr

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MadMike, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:19, archived)

There once was a man from Nantucket.......

....

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MadMike, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:16, archived)

too easy

but thank you for playing

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faithy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:19, archived)

who had an enournously large container

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:21, archived)

thankee

i just made it up tho

ha ha ha

not bad if I do say so myself

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faithy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:11, archived)

spong

except they are moving?

yes?

just trying to figure out the language

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faithy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:02, archived)

ani-spong?

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:11, archived)

oh ok

like I said just trying to get a B3tacabulary

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faithy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:12, archived)

note the fact

it took me 9 minutes to think that up

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:13, archived)

sorry

should have given you ten

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faithy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:14, archived)

I don't think

I would have a better suggestion in that magic 60 seconds to be honest.

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:16, archived)

awwww

gave you credit tho

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faithy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:20, archived)

avast ye

but ingratiated.

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:22, archived)

ingratiated

ingratiated!!!!!

aaqrrrgggghhhhh

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faithy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:25, archived)

what?

what did I say?

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:26, archived)

you don"t remember

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faithy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:32, archived)

what

does ingratiated mean then?

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:44, archived)

Little known fact...

..to be proper spong, the eyes should have small pupils pointing in the same direction - a stare designed to induce a feeling of fear and guilt.

The animal/person should preferrably be wearing a fez - this is optional though.

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:20, archived)

fez? Optional?

never!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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faithy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:21, archived)

Your new name interests me Bob......

.... I may subscribe to your philosophy... or... at least your weekly newsletter......

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:22, archived)

Whoops...

...just changed back!

Feel free to think of PMGT as a cunt whenever you like though.

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:23, archived)

I often do......

... I saw the original Spongmeister this evening also... albeit briefly...... Now there's a cunt.....

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:24, archived)

we do

but in a very lovely way

(vork and burlap, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:25, archived)

I love you too bob.

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:25, archived)

I like

the accuracy of your description

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:22, archived)

I still

likkeeee

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faithy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:24, archived)

He was going to take that shark down by hitting it with something it wouldn't run away from

BETTER?

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Or is it?, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:51, archived)

Is that

real?

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:52, archived)

where's the

bridge?

not real

(vork and burlap, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:53, archived)

thats a fancy fucking site you got there man...

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:03, archived)

only started yesterday morning

i've had 3 months to do it and said i'd do it by Sept 1st

frantic coding

(vork and burlap, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:12, archived)

i hope you're happy now

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Or is it?, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:05, archived)

frankly

i'm ecstatic :)

(vork and burlap, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:11, archived)

I am touching myself........

.... in an intimate way..

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:13, archived)

it has been approximately

4 minutes since i saw the addition of the bridge

and i'm still laughing like a cunt

(vork and burlap, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:15, archived)

arf

woo

(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:55, archived)

I'll get me coat.....

EDIT : This makes no sense any more. Like it ever did....

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:00, archived)

Heh...

Boredom + Digital Camera + Drawing Mannequin=this.

Mannequin Bob says hi.

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:28, archived)

git on aim you!

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:30, archived)

mmmmmkay

^_^

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:32, archived)

your band sound like they

can't decide if rage against the machine are better than chilli peppers.

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Mingus wonders where all the time went, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:37, archived)

ive had that said before.

i can see how we sound like rage on some stuff, but i really dont get the chillis comparison. we sound nothing like em. And theres only 2 or 3 songs that sound like rage.

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:41, archived)

ahem

you do sound like rage....urghh you unmetal person you, i can pull more metal riffs out of the hairs surrounding my scrotum

/edit: and to think i stopped listening to my metalcore :\

(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:43, archived)

i doubt it.

plus, you have never heard me playing the stuff I WANT to play. The stuff i do with my band is about 30% of what im capable of. There isnt a person alive that can play a faster fucking riff than me.

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:45, archived)

sooooo

why the hell are you in the band that you're in then?

oh and i can pull off some meaty metalcore schtuff

(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:46, archived)

because im not JUST into metal.

I put a band together briefly in Lancaster that blew the fucking heads off anyone that heard it cos we were that fucking heavy, and fast. The guy who runs the studio that we practice at said in 20 years, hed never heard anything like it. The stuff I play with my band is fun to play, and easy to play, and has a cool groove to it. I enjoy playing alongside the other guys in my band as we're all friends. none of us have the same taste, and so thats the way we sound at the end of the day.

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:48, archived)

hehe ok

fair enough, im not just into metal myself, but lets face it, it fecking rules. ive probably heard heavier but then i do span quite wide over the metal genre, listen to 'fuck....im dead' and you'll get the idea

(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:50, archived)

it does indeed fecking rule.

and if i knew more people into thrash/death then id start a band like that. but i dont. the guys i started the band with in lancaster all graduated from uni this year, and fucked off down south, so that was the end of that. It was brief, but it was fucking unbelievable. We were playing under the name "corpse on a string" just cos it was a stupid dumbass type death name. We sounded like Slipknot crssed with slayer, but on one guitar, one bass and one drumkit, and my mate Daz screaming his fucking head off and tearing at the walls.

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:52, archived)

yeah

there aren't enough thrash and death fans around. im off to uni myself very soon, hopefully i'll meet up with likeminded people.
in the meantime check this out www.uchideshi.co.uk it should be very good and im not plugging it, im off there myself

(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:56, archived)

bloody uni

you'll probably get stuck with a bunch of people you don't like and have to try to get on with them for at least a year and go slowly crazy in their company that you can't get away from.

/bitter

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:58, archived)

yeah, i agree there.....

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:01, archived)

i know

people who are already going, thanks for the advice though, it will probably turn true

(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:03, archived)

Fuck em off

if you don't like em, no rules saying you have to hang around with people in your halls that you don't know, you didn'y choose them to live with. Chances are most of the people you meet you won't speak to after 1 year even if you do spend all your time with them.
If you know people already, bonus I say.

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:05, archived)

we played one of the shittest gigs ever at stockport uni...

our first gig ever.

Can these boys play then? cos I tell you something, theres NOTHIGN worse than a bad death metal band.

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:00, archived)

the band that i know are metalcore/hardcore

are called scarlet bullet lake.. they really are shit hot, ive been in a band with the bassist before and he's damn good, 'cept his main bass is in for repairs at the moment :S. if you havent heard of gutworm the main band on the night then you're a fool, theyre huge on the uk underground :)

(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:02, archived)

even i've heard the name gutworm

and i despise that kinda music :)

(vork and burlap, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:05, archived)

heard of em yeah.

havent been to any of their shows though. been out of the loop whilst ive been at uni. Tell you something though, look out for a band called MERICHANE from lancaster. they fucking RULE. and i very rarely say that about bands at our level, cos bands at our level are usually shit.

I think ive heard of scarlett bullet. did they used to be my red bullet?

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:07, archived)

hahahaha

thats so fucking weird, no they arent, but i also know my red bullet, ive been in battle of the bands with them in bolton, seen them at a few local pubs too, i sorta know ramsey who is the lead guy (i.e. talked to him a few times), but theyre emo guys and im not a huge fan of the music to say the least

(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:12, archived)

ahhhh.

cos my red bullet were "band of the month" the month after us on some website or other. trippy that they share a name.

When i get back to uni, im starting my own solo project, of seriously heavy grooves, like Pantera style stuff. I'll send some links your way, see what you think.

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:14, archived)

yeah sure

sounds good, pantera kick arse along with anything that sounds like them....like pissing razors :)

(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:16, archived)

yeah.

you ever heard of a band called Restricted Rights?

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:16, archived)

im afraid not

they any good??

(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:18, archived)

ever heard

of a band called electromink?

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:19, archived)

but it sounds amusing all the same

(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:22, archived)

I made it up

If I ever get arsed to record a series of songs and form a band proper like, it will be named such.

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:25, archived)

oh oh oh

you joker you, but i wont steal that name for any future band i may be in

(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:28, archived)

tits

it's been copyrighted.

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:42, archived)

no. avoid.

i got into a big argument with em when they played a battle of the bands with us. I thought they were utterly shite, and their singer had a strop when they didnt win, so i basically told him he was a childish cunt, and his band (and his mates) all started giving it some. But they were fucking wank. shit vox, shitter guitars and the drums were out of time. At one point in time I was inviting em to come down to our next gig and Id personally kick the shit out of them onstage. It was pretty heated. But theres a guy who plays for em that was suggesting that I cant play metal riffs, cos of what I do with publicide. I wanted to tear his fucking head off. But yeah, stay away from em, cos they suck ass. They think theyre like ULTRA heavy, but theyre not, theyre just a mess. I mean, I listen to some aggressive, abrasive music, but this was just noise. I believe I called them "the audio equivalent of bad handwriting" at the time.

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:23, archived)

ahh

i shall give them a wide birth...with all the contractions and everything. i think i get what you mean though, i hate the people who think theyre metal and just turn out to be pussy out of time shite. well, theyre just there for fun i suppose

(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:27, archived)

not my idea of fun.....

shit, I wish Corpse on a string was still going. youd fucking flip at that stuff. some of the fucking riffs we did, people were having fucking nosebleeds!

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:30, archived)

sounds good

ive got crappy at guitar over the past few months, barely played due to exams/lots of work/drinking

(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:32, archived)

funny that

cos ive barely drunk/done work/exams due to guitar playing....

I do need to practice more though. I used to play for about 9 hours a day, every day, but i stopped when i got to uni. although i been playing loads recently, but its fucked my wrist up playing so fucking hard for so long without warming up. heh, I wanna record some riffs for you now... My mate Daz called me "machine gun" cos of how fast i play, it sounds like a fucking uzi going off.

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:35, archived)

damn smooth

i dunno the style that i play right now is......probably metalcore...stupid fast followed by slow grooves.........drop c tuning is a blessing

(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:37, archived)

yeah.

the corpse stuff was all drop B. gauge 13 strings on an epiphone SG. could barely bend the fuckers, it was great! Its a great tuning to sing over, cos ive got quite a deep voice, and it actually gives me some range.

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:40, archived)

mmmm drop b

i can get my guitar to drop A but i prefer C, its just more fun. hehe drop B always sounds damn meaty, bet it did sound good.i can't sing for shit so thats never a factor

(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:42, archived)

someone once told me i sound like james hetfield without the tune.....

A is good on a 7 string. My SG didnt like it too much though. Drop B was plenty heavy. I hired this piece of shit Peavey amp, cranked everything up to 10 and tried make it explode. Those were the days....

This year im putting together a Guns N Roses style blues/hard rock act, with a few mates of mine. But I still wanna do the heavy shit.

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:45, archived)

arrghh

death to 7 strings...unless steve vai is behind one. i own a really cheap shitty ibanez but it seems to manage alot, speccially weird string guages (i use ernie heavy bottom, slinky tops). i have a peavey amp too but thats pretty shite, but it can knock out some pretty heavy crap. hehe you going back to the old school, everyone seems to be doing that thesedays.........'death to the darkness' i hate those fuckers

(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:49, archived)

i hate this fucking "modern old skool" vibe thing though.

basically, the only good old skool rock bands are Guns n roses, led zeppelin, sabbath and aerosmith.

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:53, archived)

true true

i dont think anything could go back to the proper old stuff. anyway im gonna go to bed now, ive gotta go to work tommorow :S ive had 2 bottles of red wine and im gonna be screwed. sleep well

(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:56, archived)

I hate it when

the post is right at the side of the page and it gets all squished up.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:34, archived)

hehe yup

but thank god for 1600x1200 resolution........it gives alot of space :)

(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:34, archived)

but the board still

squashes posts like this...

i'm on 2048x1536 :)

(vork and burlap, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:41, archived)

sorry

but there is no comparison

Chillis win hands down

I said hands down bob

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faithy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:53, archived)

hello

mannequin bob

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:30, archived)

howdy

(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:31, archived)

That's nice

I think I may go to bed.

2 whole days of trying to come up with a website design now, and still nothing, it's starting to iritate me now.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:31, archived)

You could use something from that webdesign generator thing in the newsletter a while ago.

(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:32, archived)

Leave the design to the designers I say.

Make it work, then get someone to bung you some tables and a stylesheet.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:33, archived)

I don't mind how

my current design works, but i just don't think the design fits right with the content.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:35, archived)

Are we on about

this one?

homepage.ntlworld.com/gaz18jf/home.html

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:37, archived)

That's

the bugger.
And i know it's full of typos.
After making it I never really updated the content or checked over it.
It was more of an excuse to learn CSS than anything.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:38, archived)

To be honest

I like the way it's clean and trick-free. I can't stand busy design.

I have to say though, I hate the navigation. You should put text under the links to indicate what they are. I stared at the screen for 10+ seconds before I worked out how to navigate, others will too.

Generally ace though! Woo!

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:41, archived)

Plus

you haven't linked to any of my sites!

;)

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:42, archived)

Yeah

I know about the problem with navigation, if it comes to it I may just redesign the navigation and use the current design.
I'm not too fond of the "updates" iframe either though.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:44, archived)

You know

with your flash skills you could do the navigation with that, keep the same look, and have a small actionscript flash file, which downloads once in a top frame, instead of the javascript/html changing the images in onmouseover manouvers.

/my 2 pence.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:47, archived)

I've always tried to

avoid doing flash navigation with sites.
But I may do it this time.
I'll think about this time.

And when I am done, I'll be linking to your flash fear thingy, because it's great.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:50, archived)

Not as great

as your last effort mate. That humbles me.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:51, archived)

I read that

as 'hobbles me'

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:53, archived)

I think i've gone and

shot myself in the foot with that one, beucase i'll never be able to top it.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:53, archived)

you better

fucking had do

i want more

(vork and burlap, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:55, archived)

i've said it before,

but get a pen, get a stack of paper and start pissing about. or use Photoshop.

write down your tree of pages, (what _has_ to be on every page, what is most important visually etc) then draw as many scribbly ideas as you can. once you get one that looks like it could work, draw it out in photoshop
(this is what i do - depends on the style you might want to go straight into dreamweaver - it usually ends up being too graphic intensive..), then away you go.

it's not a complicated site, i can't see your problem - is it the look, the layout or what?

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dipdapdop, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:47, archived)

The look

the making of it is easy.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:55, archived)

how are you doing it at the moment?

you obviously have the PS skills - why not draw a spiffy design then work out how to make it later. Don't even think about tables or the making part at all until it looks good.

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dipdapdop, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:03, archived)

The way i work is

sketch on paper, then knock up a preview in photoshop, then build it upon that.
But i just draw a blank at the sketching stage.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:07, archived)

that's no good ;)

still to proud to steal someone elses?

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dipdapdop, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:09, archived)

Yeah

damn me.

The biggest problem at the moment is I can't decide where to place the navigation. At the top or to the left.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:11, archived)

top means

more horizontal space, less room for navigation
side means les- well you get the idea (and got it a while back methinks)
definitly work out your page-structure first anyway. - that way you should know exactly what you need. Then try different options for the layout. Choose 3/4 colours/shades that really go together, put some roundy/angular(depending on which way you bend) corners on, and bob is you dads brother. fuck icons, poncy buttons, rollover images, graphical text, you should end up with a slick, clean design that looks good and is easy to get around, perfect for the real point of your site, showing off the content.
colour is very important (lots of offence, but i don't really like your present colour scheme)

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dipdapdop, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:19, archived)

Colours - I did like at the time

but about 2 weeks later I didn't like it anymore.

In my head I have a vague image of a dark menu on the left. But the thing is I don't like dark designs, I like them to have a light background.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:26, archived)

open the colour-chart thing in

PS (can't remember what it's called but not the picker) and find a good shade, then you have a light background, a table filer, a text and table-border colour all derived from the same shade - choose a nice one and it will all fit together nicely.

Stick to one font, and sans-serif is always better in my opinion (definitly for titles anyway).

shading always looks a bit cheap in my opinion - i prefer solid colour personally (or those one-pixel one colour, next another look nice sometimes)

i think one of the problems in your current site is the parts see kind of seperate, not really smooth - they don't fit together. try to get it all looking as one, smooth transitions between menu and content (not shading, i mean so it looks like one thing)

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dipdapdop, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:36, archived)

tell mannequin bob

that i hate him

but he should be thankful that i've yet to think of a reason why

(vork and burlap, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:35, archived)

awwwwww

but you can't!!! hes so cyuuuuuuuuute!

(

*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:40, archived)

woo for boredom resulting in a cool picture

(

Or is it?, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:37, archived)

(

StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:17, archived)

highly woo!

(

PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:22, archived)

If I were here

I'd woo that, but I'm in bed, so I can't :(

(

supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:22, archived)

woo!

very nice.

where's the picture of/from? (city)

(

dipdapdop, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:23, archived)

It's from

here, I'm sure it tells you but i cant be bothered reading.

(

StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:25, archived)

Los Angeles and its surrounding communities

(

dipdapdop, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:27, archived)

: WOO

Beneath every floating balloon is a tearful child

(

welshtroll, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:25, archived)

hehehe

on a completely unrelated threadjack: isnt it funny how smells can stay on your fingers for days??

/edit: hasn't it been half 2 for at least 25 minutes now?

(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:27, archived)

really depends

if you wash them or not.

poofingers

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dipdapdop, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:28, archived)

yeah but

that would just be being clean

and thats wrong.... heretic

(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:29, archived)

w00p

woo

(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:31, archived)

that is woo!

(

Or is it?, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:35, archived)

Multiple purpose threadwaste.

Before I go to bed:

a) I just had the idea of having a game of footy against popbitch, worth1000, fark and some others, maybe raise some money for all concerned.

b) Go give some money to 4rthur. Best thing since sliced bread.

*edit* Except b3ta itself, which also needs your money. I just donated again out of guilt.*/edit*

That is all, carry on.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:08, archived)

I'd play

but I kick like a girl, toepunts all round.

this of course is a lie

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:10, archived)

the popbitch gays

would probably all be more worried about breaking a nail.

does this come across as homophobic?

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Mingus wonders where all the time went, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:14, archived)

No it doesn't,

yah great poofter.

(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:18, archived)

huh eh what??

i swear i didn't fall to sleep here last night

(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:10, archived)

Association football.......?

* this space intentionally left blank *

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:10, archived)

a) I'm shit

b) I will

(vork and burlap, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:10, archived)

im up for football.

(

PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:10, archived)

When I'm monumentally bored at work tomorrow

I'll set up an e-mail account for those interested. Watch this space.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:11, archived)

But..........

.... 'football'..... ??? B3TA......?? Juxtaposition.......!!!

(

Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:17, archived)

You'd be suprised.

I know 8 or 9 b3tans who play every weekend.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:19, archived)

I'm not in the....

... slightest bit surprised.... It's just that it's rarely mentioned on the board. One of the reasons I love B3TA....

(

Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:23, archived)

Is it football specifically

people have something against? Or is it just exercise in general?

(

supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:25, archived)

I can't speak for anyone else......

... but for me it's football... Just can't stand it... which makes it difficult for me... living in Scotland.... Guess it would be the same anywhere in the UK...

(

Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:29, archived)

Squash tournament?

;)

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:35, archived)

Game on.

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:36, archived)

I'm quite good

at table tennis if anyone fancies it?

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:38, archived)

I play both

so there...

(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:22, archived)

oi cunty

i asked you further down but it's fell off the end of the world now

when are these gis you said you have coming up? i'll pop along

(vork and burlap, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:12, archived)

still dont know yet.....

dont worry, ill let you know when we sort the dates out.

(

PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:13, archived)

more to the point,

where are they?

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:14, archived)

probably the roadhouse.

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:14, archived)

in manchester??

(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:15, archived)

aye

(

PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:16, archived)

I fucking love that venue

it's almost as good a sound system as band on the wall.

(

Mingus wonders where all the time went, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:15, archived)

never been to the roadhouse

but ive been to band on the wall

(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:16, archived)

I bet

you live in *Chorlton* don't you?

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:17, archived)

nah

a town called horwich next to crappy bolton

(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:18, archived)

my dad was born

there.

(

Mingus wonders where all the time went, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:19, archived)

we came through there on the way home from edinburgh

(

PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:19, archived)

by accident

(

supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:20, archived)

my grandparents live in chorlton

(

PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:18, archived)

that means

feck all to me

but im sure they're nice

(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:19, archived)

cum

hardy

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:20, archived)

har har, you said cum

are you a manc too then?

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Mingus wonders where all the time went, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:20, archived)

near

enough
11 miles from town.
I get the 192 home as well.

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:21, archived)

ahh northerners

wait a minute, im from bolton, a mere 20 minute train ride away

(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:23, archived)

No offence

but PIKEY BUS! ;)

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:23, archived)

not paying for a taxi

it does gets rough as fuck sometimes but you get used to it. plus I know where to sit so you don't get any blood on you.

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:25, archived)

That's what you get

for living the wrong side of the M60.

;)

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:27, archived)

I have to go

through Stockport.
Full of knob heads with something to prove bottling each other and stabbing people in the head.

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:29, archived)

I live in Stockport...

(vork and burlap, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:29, archived)

what bit?

it's full of scallys

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:31, archived)

reddish

next to gorton/denton

scallytastic

(vork and burlap, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:32, archived)

I know Reddish

Grandfolks live there.
Don't live in the flats do you? ;)

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:33, archived)

nope

i'm down near the bull's head

(vork and burlap, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:34, archived)

been beaten up

in Grand Central yet?
I hear they jump on your head.

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:38, archived)

bollocks to that

i went out in grand central once - it was hell on earth

if i go out, it's mainly just for gigs and stuff - which grand central doesn't cater for (except for embarrassing tribute bands in brannigans)

(vork and burlap, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:43, archived)

nowhere

to go in stockport and not much point cos Town is a stones throw away.
So I don't.

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:51, archived)

same here

i live closer to manc centre than stockport centre anyway

ended up in springbok's last night though

hell

(vork and burlap, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:53, archived)

You knew

you would hate it, yetyou still went.
crazy foo.
Where you frequent in town then?

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:56, archived)

i was out for

someone's birthday so i had to follow the crowd

i normally just wander into the roadhouse/night and day/jabez and see who's on

i'm going roadhouse on friday to see oceansize - they're massively good

(vork and burlap, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:59, archived)

linky

to some of their stuff?

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:03, archived)

here you go

www.sizeofanocean.com

i recommend the tune Relapse - it's quite spectacular - it's like 5 songs rolled into one

unfortunately their website is arse

(vork and burlap, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:07, archived)

I might stop this thread cos the board is fucked now and hard to read.

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:08, archived)

i need to go to stockport

next sunday, for the hardcore and metal all dayer at the students union

(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:30, archived)

need

is a bit strong.

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:31, archived)

ahh i know

but i know one of the bands who are playing, the bassist is one of my best mates etc etc

/edit http://www.uchideshi.co.uk/

thats the thing right there

(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:33, archived)

s'not

my bag baby.

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:37, archived)

never said it was

just making a point that i need to get to stockport for that shindig and never been there before...should be a fun bloody mess trying to get there

(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:38, archived)

ok then

you spamming cunt ;)

enjoy the 192, don't go near grand central you'll get stabbed.

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:40, archived)

a minibus it is.... theyre bulletproof you know

(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:42, archived)

good

call.
Might I recommend Lynx taxis? They're usually pretty bang on chaps.

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:44, archived)

roadhouse

is classic indie venue (for manchester at least)
It's dark, dingy, sticky floored and downstairs.

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:18, archived)

And

San Miguel on tap. Blinding.

(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:19, archived)

hello sir, long time no see

(

Mingus wonders where all the time went, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:20, archived)

have you been since the refurbishment?

the floor's not sticky again yet

(vork and burlap, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:19, archived)

they had the berzerker there once

and i think labrat too...........very far from indie

(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:19, archived)

by indie

I mean independant venue, not sponsored by Carling or 'the arts council'

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:21, archived)

you inspecific

git

(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:21, archived)

haha

I know what I mean and that's all that matters

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:22, archived)

yeah

as long as YOU'RE happy

sadist

(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:23, archived)

they now get money from carling...

(vork and burlap, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:22, archived)

also

'the fly'
and manchester when they do music festivals but you know what I mean.

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:23, archived)

the guy that's sometimes on the door

that looks like a midget Jay Kay makes me angry

(vork and burlap, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:28, archived)

I think I know him

we can kill him together.

(

Mingus wonders where all the time went, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:31, archived)

I know not

this guy, but I would hit him if he wore silly hats.

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:32, archived)

he's a proper little

arrogant cunt

every time we play there i have some sort of fall out with him

(vork and burlap, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:33, archived)

it's like a grotty

teenage bedroom of a venue, it's fab.

(

Mingus wonders where all the time went, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:19, archived)

well

might i recommend you pop down there on the 15th?

/plug

(vork and burlap, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:17, archived)

Yay

for the Roadhouse,
that's doable depending on whether I like your music or not.

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:17, archived)

what kind of thing do you like?

(

PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:17, archived)

I'll go

to your website and then maybe get back to you.
I'm easy going with music, give anything a listen really.

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:18, archived)

I would say it's safe to

assume it's going to be metal, I'll go whether it's good or not. Always nice to find an opportunity to dust off the earplugs.

(

Mingus wonders where all the time went, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:22, archived)

its not really.

im the only one of us that likes metal. Some of it sounds like rage. Although not intentionally. Some of its really chilled out. Kind of groove based rock, with funk/hip hop influences.

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:23, archived)

trigued,
possibly worth a visit.

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:26, archived)

if you like grooves and riffs, with some solid funky basslines, you'll probably like it.

(

PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:27, archived)

sounds

good.
sort a date foo.

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:29, archived)

we're currently writing new shit

we've got a gig at jabez clegg on the 5th of october, if you know where that is.

check www.publicide.co.uk

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:33, archived)

I know of it

can't say I've been though, I heard it was a little expensive.

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:36, archived)

you're not playing

one of matt kendall's (New Manchester Bands) nights are you?

(vork and burlap, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:37, archived)

might be.

this is with some guy called vuz though. we had to pull out of the last one because i collapsed just before i got into the venue.

(

PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:42, archived)

oh you're alright there

vuz is a sound fella - we did the first of his nights

matt kendall's a cunt though

edit: incidentally i've just finished our site www.overtone.org.uk

(vork and burlap, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:44, archived)

how come

you get to ramble and nobody else does?

apart from the fact the sites only just been finished.

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:03, archived)

because i'm the only

geek in the band that spends all day on the internet

and i'm frankly worried that you worked out that was me

(vork and burlap, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:14, archived)

easy

if you read this, you mentioned a custom telecaster, i did a match up.
easy peasy.

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:52, archived)

guessing manchester

(

Mingus wonders where all the time went, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:15, archived)

i'm not worrying

not yet anyway

(vork and burlap, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:14, archived)

you fool

arguing is so much lazier... and stuff

what am i talking about anymore

(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:13, archived)

Soz to threadjack

Is M3ss3nger down?

PS! Sounds like a plan

(

eh dad, wheres the stella? Parp + Honk = Wibble!, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:11, archived)

long gone.

You want munkt0n.dyndns.org/

(

supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:12, archived)

oh!

Well, cheers for that!

:)

(

eh dad, wheres the stella? Parp + Honk = Wibble!, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:13, archived)

Exercise?

Are you mad?!?

edit: I really, really hate PayPal. It takes me 9 hours and millions of attempts before I can log in :(

(

matsimpsk, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:12, archived)

Think of the comedy value.

Pasty geeks in exercise shocker.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:14, archived)

Well, you can

bring the oxygen tent

or... rather than footy, we should all drink lots of beer and see which board can be the most offensive (my money is on something awful)

(

matsimpsk, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:15, archived)

my legs

haven't experienced direct sunlight for 11 years

FACT

(vork and burlap, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:15, archived)

In that case,

We should all wear skiing goggles as a precaution.

(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:20, archived)

What film should i watch tonight?

(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:27, archived)

Busty Brenda's Bollock Bananza.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:28, archived)

Good choice.

(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:28, archived)

Pillar of the community

(

matsimpsk, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:54, archived)

haha,.

that's great!

(

Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:55, archived)

oi nutter

thats ace :)
woo yay

(

pippy is a truck, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:55, archived)

arf

muchos wooness

(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:55, archived)

A close relative you know?

Shite, I'm up in 5 hours

(

supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:55, archived)

i'm off, night all!

(

Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:56, archived)

knight knight

(

Mingus wonders where all the time went, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:00, archived)

knight to f5

rook to bandwagon

(otterDave, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:02, archived)

boom boom!

(

Mingus wonders where all the time went, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:18, archived)

Fuck it!

I think I'll go too!

My first night back on the night shift in a long time, and I go early!...oh well, night night anyway!

(

AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:02, archived)

when

the viagra kicks in?

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:56, archived)

Mental

and brilliant!

(

Collatallie Sisters, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:56, archived)

haha

and with that oi orf to bed

night all

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:56, archived)

woo

(I like you much more than this telephone pole. But not as much as this frying pan., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:52, archived)

redex for me :(

(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:54, archived)

Ah working now
woo

(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:03, archived)

it's

a woo!

(

Mingus wonders where all the time went, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:57, archived)

good nite all

(

pippy is a truck, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:48, archived)

yay!

lovely and fluffy!

(

Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:49, archived)

sorry if i missed this but what happened to flibz.com?

(Ruffgeezer back again like a bad smell., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:50, archived)

it's gone

go here:
munkt0n.dyndns.org

(

Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:51, archived)

long story

but it's gone

munkt0n.dyndns.org arthur

(

kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:51, archived)

Don't ask...

...just use 4rthur instead

(

Mystery_Bob, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:51, archived)

i just did? why so bad ? :(

(Ruffgeezer back again like a bad smell., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:52, archived)

bad stuff

don't worry about it, just move on

(

kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:53, archived)

Why nobody tell-ness?

(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:56, archived)

because it was stuff

that shouldn't have been talked about to begin with

(

kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:57, archived)

(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:57, archived)

Just leave it

and use 4rthur.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:53, archived)

*sniffle*

(Ruffgeezer back again like a bad smell., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:54, archived)

bad things happened...

...that are really none of our business.

Accept it and move on.

(

Mystery_Bob, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:56, archived)

right yep

gottit.

(Ruffgeezer back again like a bad smell., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:12, archived)

niiice

goodnight

(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:58, archived)

Raa

(THE EVIL EXCLAMATION MARK OF DOOM!, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:48, archived)

scary ass

shit.

(

Mingus wonders where all the time went, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:50, archived)

haha

great

(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:50, archived)

goddamnit!

Are you trying to scare me to death!

WOO!

(

DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:53, archived)

errrrm...

(

DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:47, archived)

all hail

the new president

(

Mingus wonders where all the time went, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:49, archived)

: can she see around corners now

(

welshtroll, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:51, archived)

survey

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:54, archived)

Yer twistin' ma melon, man.

(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:52, archived)

Giant Ferrets!

Froooooooooom Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace!

(

StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:39, archived)

i'm mad ferret

(

rob, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:40, archived)

*insert insulted comment about Mancunianisms here*

(

supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:42, archived)

does it involve swear words?

(

AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:43, archived)

like

cunt?

(

Mingus wonders where all the time went, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:45, archived)

tit badger?

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:45, archived)

or bum

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I said bum!

(

AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:47, archived)

ROLF MAYO

you did, you said bum!!!

HA HA HA I said it too, look!11111

(

Mingus wonders where all the time went, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:49, archived)

fuck marmot.

(

Mingus wonders where all the time went, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:48, archived)

haven't they

suffered enough today?

edit: I can't read, I'm going to bed... night all!

(

rogan, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:44, archived)

I have nothing nice to say

so I won't say anything.

Damn.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:45, archived)

just give a low grumble

like other blues ;)

(vork and burlap, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:46, archived)

Now..

This is just getting weird.

(

Collatallie Sisters, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:47, archived)

why?

nothing weird about grumbling city fans...

(vork and burlap, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:50, archived)

Fuck off.

/bed

(

supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:50, archived)

Cheers fella

g'night

(vork and burlap, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:51, archived)

very normal

grumble grumble - not even got a nice new scoreboard.

(

Mingus wonders where all the time went, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:50, archived)

notice how i

kept quiet about my alliegance when we were in glass?

i could sense the blueness at the table

(vork and burlap, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:52, archived)

Plastic red

;)

(

supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:54, archived)

cock off

i was outnumbered

(vork and burlap, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:55, archived)

you'd have been

outnumbered if there was only one blue on the table - you are in manchester remember.

(

Mingus wonders where all the time went, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:10, archived)

But...

...to cheer up your footballing side, Falkirk beat Raith Rovers yesterday.

I love it when Falkirk beat teams from Fife. It's the best thing ever.

(

Mystery_Bob, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:48, archived)

That makes me feel

so much better.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:50, archived)

Ha ha ha...

...yes - I can tell from your voice that you are just fucking ecstatic.

(

Mystery_Bob, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:55, archived)

did you answer my question about ayr?

(

Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:50, archived)

Yes...

...they are still about.

They play at Somerset Park in Ayr and are nicknamed 'The Honest Men'

I can't see them challenging for the title this year, but they should be safe from relegation.

(

Mystery_Bob, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:53, archived)

They only win because

they speak french and the other team can't understand their tactics!

DAMN FRENCH!

or something like that anyway...I don't know...ask Spacefish, he started it!

(

AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:52, archived)

Sacre bleu!

(

Mystery_Bob, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:54, archived)

I now know the story

behind that, but I don't think it's my place to say

(

kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:57, archived)

There is a story behind it?

I thought it was just Spacefish being random.

(

Mystery_Bob, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:58, archived)

Ha ha!

bastard ;)

(

Collatallie Sisters, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:45, archived)

I despise Southampton.

(vork and burlap, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:46, archived)

tell me about it....

city were unlucky though...

(

PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:46, archived)

that own goal

was spectacular

(vork and burlap, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:50, archived)

i know! fuck!

i couldnt have fucking put that one in!

(

PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:52, archived)

well, me neither

cos i'm shit :)

(vork and burlap, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:55, archived)

me too

good night to you and good night to all.

(

rob, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:46, archived)

night.

(

PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:48, archived)

Good Night

(

AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:52, archived)

hurr hurr

odd to the max

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:40, archived)

Utterly, utterly mental.

And quite, quite brilliant.

See you tomorrow kids. Play nice now!

(

supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:40, archived)

yay!

lovely laser effect!

(

Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:40, archived)

they don't

seem to survive in out atrmosphere for very long. probably just as well really.
woo! :)

(

rogan, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:41, archived)

that's almost as

scary as the lemon ones

(

Mingus wonders where all the time went, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:41, archived)

I fancy it's really tiny.....

so, the ferret is near, the city is far away...

And I'm going to go far away, to bed... It's too late to stay up when it's work in the morning.
Night all

(

Tart Monkey, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:41, archived)

night

I should away mesen

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:43, archived)

how

rare!

and woo.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:44, archived)

: Arghhhhhhhhhh

They show up on here:

(

welshtroll, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:46, archived)

They're Revolting!

(Halin, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:37, archived)

Electric Lady Land with squirrels

yay

(

rob, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:38, archived)

dirty dirty

thought

(

Mingus wonders where all the time went, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:38, archived)

Not they're not.

They're quite cute ;) Woo!

(

Collatallie Sisters, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:38, archived)

Revolting

as in the great Squirrel uprising, heh.

(Halin, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:39, archived)

hey, do you have msn or aim at all?

couple of things i wanna ask you.

(

PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:43, archived)

yes

i have aim under the name hviglit

(Halin, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:48, archived)

They must...

...be able to smell his nuts.

(

Mystery_Bob, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:38, archived)

Watch out for the squirrels

(Halin, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:38, archived)

why the red

(

Mingus wonders where all the time went, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:39, archived)

dont know

(Halin, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:39, archived)

good

reason.

(

Mingus wonders where all the time went, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:39, archived)

From this day forward

all Ks shall be red!

(

AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:44, archived)

i like it better with just the two squirrels

The third squirrel was lazy

(Halin, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:46, archived)

like the one breakdancing on the dash

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:39, archived)

heh

thanks he's my fave

(Halin, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:41, archived)

got

the source pic for that un

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:42, archived)

dont remember exactly

but it is from google

(Halin, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:47, archived)

it is a good freeze.

(

Mingus wonders where all the time went, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:41, archived)

Why?

My first post here ;)

(tylortyler, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:26, archived)

you're

or is this in a 'your all gay' gag kinda way?

(

Oh Piss off

you pedantic bastard!

(

Generationgav, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:29, archived)

its actualy one of the unwritten rules.

if someone uses "your" incorrectly, we have to correct them, and if someone uses "you're" correctly, we have to tell them it shoudl be "your". a Catch-22, in a way

(

Or is it?, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:31, archived)

he hee

ANNND, when someone tells you to piss off for perpetuating the loop...you have to correct them too!

Cheers OrIsIt ;-)

(

I read that

as penetrating

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:33, archived)

you were

penetrating when you read that?

(

Mingus wonders where all the time went, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:38, archived)

you like

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:42, archived)

yarrrr all gay

(

rob, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:33, archived)

when cliches collide

(

Mingus wonders where all the time went, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:38, archived)

That sounds like

some bad Sky1 tv show!

(

Generationgav, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:40, archived)

it's on on wednesday

presented by Steve "Steve Penk" Penk.

(

Mingus wonders where all the time went, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:42, archived)

i hate

that cunt

(vork and burlap, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:44, archived)

argh

that bloke is almost as irritating as the dell advert salesman

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:44, archived)

is, but not as irritating as the man from the link adverts, or crabs.

(

Mingus wonders where all the time went, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:46, archived)

well

man from link ad

never had crabs

as they are too small to penetrate

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:51, archived)

Your All Blokes

(

AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:40, archived)

argh

no, I just got my last case of bloke cleared up

off to the doctors with me

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:41, archived)

:-D

What if you use you're in the wrong way?

(

Generationgav, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:37, archived)

What if we just

forgot about vowels and grammar completely?

(

AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:46, archived)

fnewth m sndstht

(otterDave, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 2:00, archived)

Welcome! :)

Nice work on the wording there!

(

Collatallie Sisters, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:28, archived)

Hi Collatallie,

What's the word on the European Currency Arse?

(

Or...

...the currency Susan.

(

Mystery_Bob, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:31, archived)

what do you get

for 100 susans?
Or is it not a decimal currency.

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:33, archived)

another small dumpy susan

(

Mingus wonders where all the time went, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:34, archived)

And

I so nearly went for Susan too...

(

probably best to stick

to the traceys

(

Mingus wonders where all the time went, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:35, archived)

the frequency kenneth

(vork and burlap, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:33, archived)

Monster

(

indeed

must go and find that now for a late-night listen...

(vork and burlap, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:35, archived)

Up 22

Tangerines, resting against a milk float.
Chris.

(

Collatallie Sisters, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:34, archived)

Do you know what...

I'm going to start a campaign...

here & now....

to get BBC/Talkback
to release all 'The Day Today's
on DVD

(with the mini Wednesday night ones
as extras!)

anyone wanna help....?

(

I'll help.

I have them all on VHS if that helps at all?

(

supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:43, archived)

I heard a rumour it was going to happen...

..but issues with Chris Morris being famously arsey and odd about it all... That was ages ago though.. so give it a go! Woo! That would be grand!

(

Collatallie Sisters, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:43, archived)

did anyone buy the

jam dvd?

(

Mingus wonders where all the time went, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:44, archived)

why bother?

the show had a couple of laughs. But not many.

(

rob, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:46, archived)

gasp!

it was the hit or miss cutting edge of tv comedy, or something. that said it didn't work as well as the radio show and I've got all them on mp3...

(

Mingus wonders where all the time went, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:47, archived)

That's exactly it..

...the images that radio Jam conjured in your head, could never actually be portrayed effectively on TV..

(

Collatallie Sisters, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:49, archived)

yup

Didn't Chris Morris get a Sony Radio award for Blue Jam?

(

pass

next question.

(

Mingus wonders where all the time went, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:52, archived)

not

as yet
But got BrassEye day#1 - just had to!

(

see here for

talkback related petitioning.

http://www.petitiononline.com/tmwrnj/petition.html

(

Mingus wonders where all the time went, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:44, archived)

not really

it'll happen if you wait.

(

rob, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:44, archived)

just found

these

(

because it's there!

;)

woo! welcome

(

rogan, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:30, archived)

don't listen to rogan

look what he says...
www.b3ta.com/board/638332

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:31, archived)

actually

I think that is an official rule now, or maybe a standard...

(

rogan, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:32, archived)

Welcome :)

Just what we need! Fresh blood ;)

(

supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:31, archived)

fresh blood

that doesn't think they are martian...

if i was going to pretend to be a b3tan I wouldn't choose martian... *ponders*

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:32, archived)

Jeff

was the greatest

(

rogan, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:33, archived)

I wasn't on the board much when Jeff was around

I also missed the A****w W********n debacle :)

I have heard good things of Jeff mind! :)

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:34, archived)

only ever posted 1 message. somebody claimed to be him afterwards, but I doubt it was. Jeff made his point and moved on. he wasn't the kind of guy to over egg the pudding.

(

rogan, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:37, archived)

that adds to the legend though...

it's like dj hudson hetz.
i don't fully believe he is completely for real.
he can't be.

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:38, archived)

agreed

he's fucking nuts

(vork and burlap, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:39, archived)

I'll believe it

when freshlegs gets the shirt, or you get the sock...

(

rogan, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:39, archived)

I have also been promised a t-shirt

if whoever is pretending to be him makes t-shirts for the cause then s/he *deserves* someone to fall for it :)

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:41, archived)

I think

it's fnord, but he hasn't realised it's him yet. like jekyll and hyde...

anyway, I should go to bed, I've got work tomorrow - unless some cyber stalker has gotten me fired...

(

rogan, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:43, archived)

Your ISP is going to BURN!

(

supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:44, archived)

haha, that is a definite possibility...

i'm off to bed too. night everyone!

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:44, archived)

Night!

(

Collatallie Sisters, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:45, archived)

They're all CCC

alter egos.. I'd put money on it!!

(

Collatallie Sisters, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:41, archived)

i would choose supermoore.

he's like the mother i never cherished

(

Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:34, archived)

That's a good point....

... and well made...
Welcome to B3TA.. :-)

(

Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:35, archived)

hehehehehe

why indeed.

woo!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:36, archived)

yes, welcome...

don't take my (pedantic) gramatical corrections the wrong way....I have this condition y'see...

(

no reason

honest
www.fatpigfarm.com

(

dipdapdop, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:07, archived)

Reinbird

(THE EVIL EXCLAMATION MARK OF DOOM!, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:24, archived)

bring me sunshine

I think it's an eagag, but it's pretty fucking cool whatever it is.

(

Mingus wonders where all the time went, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:28, archived)

moore:

do you have a linky to that thread you woz telling me bout once, where everyone was explaining their username choices?

(

PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:24, archived)

it's on mnb098mnb's website.

(

Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:25, archived)

which is?

(

PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:25, archived)

www.milkthebridge.co.uk/b3ta/glasscock/usernames.html

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:26, archived)

Don't trust that link.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:28, archived)

You should have a link

where people can add their own...

Mainly because mine isn't up there:'(

(

AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:34, archived)

I have been updating the site today

new design etc. Automated addition of links will be something it should do.

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:37, archived)

Until then

I'm Az The Spaz. My real name is Aaron and somehow Az is short for Aaron (Don't ask how 'cause I don't know) and I'm a twat...or spaz, to put it in a better way. Also my friends call me Spaz insted of Az...so I'm Az The Spaz.

(

AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:39, archived)

cool

i'll add it when i've time :)
kcocssalg

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:42, archived)

I think

www.milkthebridge.co.uk/glasscock ?

but if you scroll down you should be able to link through his profile.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:27, archived)

wrong.

0 points.
do not pass go, do not collect 200.
;)

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:28, archived)

I am Rob

because my parents decided to use their fathers names:

I am Robert Douglas Manuel.

My grandfathers names were
Douglas Gordon Harris and John Robert Manuel.

Huzzah.

(

rob, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:26, archived)

good reason.

i was/am PMGT, cos I like pointy guitars that are used to play metal. And my name is tom. It was also briefly TheGhostOfHendrix, cos someone once told me i was hendrix in a past life. And I wasnt about to argue with that.

(

PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:28, archived)

you'd have been on safe ground arguing

'cause it's clearly bollocks

(

rob, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:29, archived)

doug's a great name

sadly dying out of fashion

(

Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:31, archived)

it'll be back

the scots shall rise again

(

rob, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:32, archived)

dont ruin it for me.

(

PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:31, archived)

i couldnt help laughing at this....

even though its wrong.......

because if you have five Steves and seven Melissas, it gets hard for the kids to keep track of who is who since they can't see anyone...

(

PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:33, archived)

do you own a

b.c. rich?

(cringes while waiting for reply)

(

Mingus wonders where all the time went, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:33, archived)

yep.

but its not my main guitar.

(

PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:34, archived)

oof

do you wear eyeliner when you play it?

(

Mingus wonders where all the time went, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:36, archived)

what is

your main one?

(vork and burlap, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:36, archived)

a custom ibanez flying V wot I designed myself.

got these stupidly poweful pickups in it, and hotrod flames painted on the body. it fucking rocks.

(

PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:40, archived)

the idea of that

sounds quite spectacular

i've just had a telecaster made for me - needs more customisation though - it's not fancy enough

(vork and burlap, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:43, archived)

it is indeed.

as a result, i cant get a totally clean sound out of it without backing the volume off when the gain is up full. Its the bain of bass players everywhere, cos none of em can hear themselves.

(

PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:45, archived)

when are these

gigs you said you had coming up?

i shall endeavour to attend

(vork and burlap, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:48, archived)

that's what ear

plugs are made for.

(

Mingus wonders where all the time went, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:53, archived)

i'm sunshine elephant

because my mate trev called me it once.

(

Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:27, archived)

did he used to tell you

to swing your pants as well?

(

mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:27, archived)

no, he did call

himself the albatross of love in response

(

Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:29, archived)

I am Mystery Bob...

...and I think you are a cunt.

(

Mystery_Bob, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:28, archived)

mine

would be an amalgamtion of The Wildhearts and 'yeah baby' from austin powers

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:32, archived)

I am mingus

because I play jazz double bass and there is a famous jazz double bassist called charles mingus. He was a scary mofo, read his autobiography for proof. I am currently Kid Mingus because I was listening to Kid 606 when I last changed my name. It also presents the fact that I am no way near as good as Charles Mingus himself. I am a mingus, but a premature one.

(

Mingus wonders where all the time went, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:32, archived)

you could change your name to

PreMingus

just a thought that popped into my head there...

(vork and burlap, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:41, archived)

Didn't he work

on the Barbarella music?

(

Number_6, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:54, archived)

It was for a photoshop battle thing...

...quite crap, but as currently the competition is a Cartman with transparency issues on the same basis and two red Xs...

(Lupustheflyingdog, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:22, archived)

fear the

redex

(

Mingus wonders where all the time went, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 1:37, archived)

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