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(meepmeep is, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:29, archived)

hehehe

wooooo

and kill it again

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:31, archived)

hahaha!

excellent :)

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kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:34, archived)

free the edinburgh one!!!

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:19, archived)

Is that...

A mail-order catalogue model convention?

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:20, archived)

it was the day moore got arrested, and we daringly went and sprung him from jail. then pointed at him.

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:21, archived)

Hmm....

I see your point.....

/coat....

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:23, archived)

thanks for pointing that out....

/bed

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:24, archived)

I'm offski too

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:25, archived)

night to you both

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kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:25, archived)

night kitty!

in my absence, ill hand the run of the board over to you :-D

dont break it.

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:27, archived)

ha!

sleep well anyways.

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kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:28, archived)

ohhhh

can I break it, can I?

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:28, archived)

is your name tef?

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:29, archived)

erm...

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:29, archived)

no then.

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:30, archived)

I don't know

can you?

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kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:29, archived)

erm...

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:30, archived)

yeah

if you find a bug, send it to cal

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kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:34, archived)

night

you two

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:26, archived)

what is it with Lora and pictures?

was that the day I went around and did stuff by myself because you were all going to the pub again, or the day I stayed at spacefish's?

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kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:27, archived)

the day you stayed at spaceys.

cos that was the day we were supposed to leave, but dickhead got himself arrested.

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:28, archived)

ah yes

I remember now :)

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kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:29, archived)

....

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:11, archived)

yay! b3ta :)

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kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:12, archived)

heheh

wooo

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:12, archived)

hey you guyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyys

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 4:59, archived)

oh dear lord

I think I went to school with him...

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kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:00, archived)

i think i saw him frantically running after a bus, smacking himself in the head and going "nggggggggggggggggggggg" the other day...

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:02, archived)

could be...

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kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:03, archived)

fie

and piffle

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:01, archived)

Dear lord,

Is that real?

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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:02, archived)

waddya mean?

thats a picture of supermoore.

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:03, archived)

blimey

he looks a right cunt

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:03, archived)

he's really getting upset

so I just want to say that he's really a lovely man :)

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kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:04, archived)

I've resisted the urge to join in

having never met the chap

and now I was weak and I feel bad

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:06, archived)

nah

he's a cunt too.

It's hard to explain if you've never met him

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kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:06, archived)

hehe

I think I've got the gist

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:07, archived)

you should go to a bash or something

he's one of a kind

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kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:08, archived)

not that there aren't other lovely people you should meet

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kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:09, archived)

they have nice people

on the internet now?

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:11, archived)

yeah

nice in a geeky and shy sort of a way mostly. :)

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kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:12, archived)

sounds delightful

where do I sign up for this internet of which you speak?

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:15, archived)

I'll give you my phone number

and we can arrange for large sums of your money (even if you don't have any) to be transferred into my bank account.

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kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:16, archived)

brilliant

and while you sat it do you have any erm...herbal augmentmentation creams... they're for a friend

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:17, archived)

yes of course

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kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:18, archived)

wooo hooooo

look mum I done being all technological

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:18, archived)

no hands?

/coat

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kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:28, archived)

I wish that were true...

but the sad part is, most of my friends are carbon copies of him....

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:10, archived)

really?

even down to the paranoid not having a bank account, no picture id discordianism?

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kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:11, archived)

well

apart from that. basically what im saying is my friends are cunts....

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:12, archived)

heheheh :)

at least you have some :)

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kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:13, archived)

it goes like this.

MOORE=

Not a cunt

----------------15 Pints Of Carling------------

Cunt

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:09, archived)

ahahahahaha!!

that's going a bit far though... :)

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kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:03, archived)

this is real:

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:15, archived)

who's the pickpocket

that stole my lover's pic?!

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J-Rod chortled as he came, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:05, archived)

nice teeth!

..saved for future reference..

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:06, archived)

On second thought

He reminds me of this badass mother

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J-Rod chortled as he came, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:12, archived)

what'd he do?

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kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:14, archived)

i dunno

but from that grin i bet a sheep's involved

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J-Rod chortled as he came, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:15, archived)

ahem:

Microsoft boss Bill Gates was photographed by the Albuquerque, New Mexico police in 1977 after a traffic violation (details of which have been lost over time).

from:
www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/gatesmug1.html

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:16, archived)

hehehehe

ok then :)

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kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:17, archived)

Infected billions of computers

with the deadly "Windows" virus. Straight after performing a worldwide DOS attack.

(Indole Ring, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 6:07, archived)

they should have locked him up

and thrown away the key - oh hang on - if they did I'd never would had have qbasic

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:14, archived)

is that john denver?

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:14, archived)

that's bill gates

god himself

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J-Rod chortled as he came, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:16, archived)

nonono

bill gates is the antichrist

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kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:17, archived)

close enough.

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:18, archived)

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kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 4:37, archived)

meeeeeeeeoooooooooooooooooow

..woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 4:40, archived)

yay!

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spacefish bong!, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 4:41, archived)

are you up early or late?

either way...hi there :)

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kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 4:42, archived)

hello!

i'm having a sort of inverse lunchbreak. i'll be asleep again at 5:50 (when i get on the train to london)

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spacefish bong!, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 4:44, archived)

hehehehe

:)

does that mean it's time that's only half imaginary?

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kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 4:45, archived)

yes

that's phd material, that is

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spacefish bong!, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 4:51, archived)

does that mean I can quit now?

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kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 4:52, archived)

you could make your life into one giant lunchbreak

thus halting all nonessential academic and professional activities for an indeterminate quantity of time

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spacefish bong!, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 4:56, archived)

that's the best idea

I've heard. ever.

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kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 4:57, archived)

LOL

woo

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 4:42, archived)

Zoooom!

Wheeee!

(Indole Ring, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 4:44, archived)

hello kitty!

yes all, im back. sorry.

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 4:44, archived)

hello Tom

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kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 4:45, archived)

looky!

i got a new pic in my profile! first one at the top!

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 4:48, archived)

loon

I'm laughing, oh yes :)

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kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 4:49, archived)

im POSITIVE thats what people expect to see when they click on my profile....

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 4:51, archived)

well I don't

but then again, I've met you...

it's hilarious though :)

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kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 4:52, archived)

admit it, you thought "mullet" first time we spoke!

and if you gave the guy a haircut, it wouldnt be that far off me anyway....

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 4:53, archived)

I dunno

I think I had figured out what a mullet was by the time I started talking to you.

I can't guarantee it though.

www.ratemymullet.com/

I know this is glasscock...

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kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 4:55, archived)

ultimate mullets!!

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 4:58, archived)

Sadly

tis true, wasn't surprised at all

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J-Rod chortled as he came, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 4:54, archived)

its like when i went to edinburgh,

and no-one knew who I was, cos they were all expecting some 40 year old guy with a beard and a mullet....

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 4:55, archived)

had no one looked at your profile?

besides, you were with moore...

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kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 4:56, archived)

guess not.

a few people knew me. some of the regs that i talked to a lot, like rev dan and wildheart. and i think the fact that I was with moore meant people were giving me a wide berth....

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 4:58, archived)

hahaha

:) that could well be. He's a lovely lovely person in a very cuntish way. I now understand the whole 'let's call supermoore names' campaign :)

I knew who you were.

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kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 4:59, archived)

it all depends on how much he's drunk.

I tell you though, i havent laughed like that at a drunk since I was 14 years old....That goes down in history as one of the most memorable weekends of my life, largely due to him.

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:01, archived)

hahaha

the night he wouldn't go to bed was great :)

him: "I'm going to smoke a bowl"
me: "Do you have anything to smoke?"
him: "That's a very good point."

And I know it doesn't sound very funny, but with the added hand gestures....

hahaha :)

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kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:02, archived)

i liked:

"Tom, gimme fags"

"I dont have any fags"

"yeah, I know, but give me some fags"

"I just told you mate, i dont have any fags"

"yeah, but i need some fags"

"well I havent got any"

"ok then"

"Tom, you got any smokes?"

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:04, archived)

yep :)

And coming downstairs and trying to go "out" into the living room to smoke his nonexistant cigarettes.

About 5 times

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kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:06, archived)

"Im not sleeping there. Im sorry, I REFUSE to sleep in the fucking bathroom"

"thats the kitchen mate..."

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:07, archived)

hahahahahaha

that was the best bit I think :)

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kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:07, archived)

yeah.

that, and him waking me up the next morning goin "alright cunt" with a big grin on his face, completely unaware of the previous nights events.

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:11, archived)

hahahaha

I missed that bit (obviously) :)

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kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:13, archived)

Love the profile pick

Mullets forever!

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J-Rod chortled as he came, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 4:50, archived)

There were loads of

of people just like that in my High School.

(Texas Belle, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 4:53, archived)

did all the doors have ramps leading up to them

and low door handles?

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 4:54, archived)

Lovely kitties

Weeee

and

Woo

!!!

(Texas Belle, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 4:51, archived)

Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn

woo

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 4:56, archived)

Fuck!

Someone pity me, I just posted my firstun and it's 4 am where ya'll are. SHould I not repost tomorrow?

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J-Rod chortled as he came, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 4:27, archived)

don't threadwaste

(yeah right)

i replied.

it's fluffy time

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 4:28, archived)

nope

not a good idea, because there are bound to be some people who spazz or people who are lurking. they'll call you on it or just ignore it again.

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kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 4:38, archived)

bear in mind this is a predominantly British site.

and most of us, bar the few insomniacs and myself, have gone to bed.

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 4:53, archived)

i might do more of these...

it came out quite well

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 4:24, archived)

Woo!

..and yay for ambiguity

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J-Rod chortled as he came, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 4:25, archived)

argh!!!

im confusssssssssed!

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 4:25, archived)

don't fight it

:0)

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 4:35, archived)

From wouldn't to might in a few frames!

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EvS, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 4:35, archived)

that's a bit strange...

woo

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kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 4:39, archived)

Curiouser

and curiouser,
thought Alice..

yay?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 4:40, archived)

You should go for more

Create a bisexual obsession trend, like in the 60's!

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J-Rod chortled as he came, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 4:44, archived)

I whish i could go back to the 60's

i didn't know there was a bisexual trend then..

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 4:48, archived)

Maybe

it was just david bowie and his 800 alter egos, but that still consitutes a trend

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J-Rod chortled as he came, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 4:51, archived)

im gonna go to bed now i think.

call this a parting shot:

www.mingers.com/photos/week_history/mingerweek003.jpg

nsfw (but funny as hell)

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 4:22, archived)

Have you seen the new Hubble pics of Mars?

The resolution reveals suprising details of the surface
Need Help? Clicky for bigger: groups.msn.com/J-Rod/b3taposts.msnw?action=ShowPhoto&PhotoID=3

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J-Rod chortled as he came, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 4:20, archived)

Hmmm...

Maybe not as suttle as I hoped. FIrst post though, be nice

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J-Rod chortled as he came, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 4:22, archived)

heh

:0)

kaboom
Fantastic Plastic Machine do a good song with him in it

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 4:27, archived)

hahaha

it took me longer to see than it should have.

speaking of mars, I've been meaning to repost this..

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kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 4:41, archived)

Im sorry

call me a dumbass but i don't get it

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J-Rod chortled as he came, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 4:45, archived)

yeah

most people didn't

it's the fear, and that's phobos

/geek

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kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 4:46, archived)

oooh

i see it, cool beans

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J-Rod chortled as he came, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 4:48, archived)

speaking of the fear

where can i get a good pick of it?

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J-Rod chortled as he came, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:20, archived)

Is it

a bunny?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:03, archived)

it's marvin

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kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:04, archived)

Bugger this

The board is asleep.

I'll post it tomorrow, goodnight all.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 4:08, archived)

nitey

nite

(Texas Belle, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 4:13, archived)

Who was that masked man?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 4:05, archived)

It's the lone chumper!

Yay.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 4:06, archived)

Tea Everywhere

that is wonderful

Proffesor Houpla gives that a

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 4:28, archived)

Tea everywhere?

yay!

welcome to Chump Manbear's Original Old-Time Wild West Show!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 4:39, archived)

that looks like

Mr. Dressup!

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rawr isn't really here., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 5:57, archived)

CHUUUUMMMPP!

yay!

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kitty meow meow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 4:41, archived)

hehehe

sehr woo

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 4:59, archived)

A b3tan is born

Hello all, i'm new.
And if thats a red cross above, I'll probably run away again.

(meepmeep is, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:59, archived)

nope

it worked for you - and congratulations on getting your first pic to work - a rare thing around these parts

it's a jellyfish with a rasta hat

i'm going to bed

nanight kids

(vork and burlap, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 4:01, archived)

Haha

It's a red x here.

Hang on...... Is this a trick pic?

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 4:05, archived)

last one

(acheta, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:49, archived)

déja

vu?

(vork and burlap, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:54, archived)

guess not

lol

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faithy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:55, archived)

similar

www.b3ta.com/board/1886794

(acheta, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:56, archived)

then all is well with the world

it just freaked me out for a second there

(vork and burlap, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:57, archived)

ooohhh

a clown fish

did I win?

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faithy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:55, archived)

nope

goodnight all.

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:55, archived)

g'night

(vork and burlap, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:57, archived)

beat you

lol

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faithy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:57, archived)

Sorry Sorry Sorry

but I'm dead excited!

I've got a website for the first time in years and I'm very excited! There's a day's solid work and lots of beer gone into that!

www.fnuky.com

(it's like funky but like fcuk, geddit? Nah, ah cock off!)

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The Boy T, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:38, archived)

Magic!

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EvS, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:43, archived)

Nice

Welldone

(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:43, archived)

Clean

tidy
and to the point.

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 4:44, archived)

i have stigmata.

what should i do?

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:36, archived)

Don't bite your nails......

.... Goodnight all......

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:38, archived)

funny you should say that

cos my finger started bleeding a short while ago due to me biting my nails...

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:39, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/1887409

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:40, archived)

poke nails

through to see if there are holes.

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:38, archived)

phone

the pope

and tell him he's a bit weird

(vork and burlap, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:38, archived)

Well...

...you could try dieing for our sins.

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:38, archived)

that's a

whole lotta dying

(vork and burlap, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:42, archived)

Are you being ironic......

... with you're spelling.....?

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:42, archived)

I'm not sure...

...too tired to spell.

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:43, archived)

are you

too tired to wank?

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:46, archived)

Not really...

...but all that crying and rocking back and forth takes it out of you.

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:49, archived)

s'all

good then.

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:51, archived)

What film should I watch?

(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:41, archived)

rebel

without a cause

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:42, archived)

Bladerunner

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 4:11, archived)

Stigmata eh?

I'm telling you, Thomas... TOBASCO SAUCE!

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:44, archived)

Try not to lose your marbles...

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:46, archived)

la la la...

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:29, archived)

Thankyou Bob.......

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:31, archived)

Who's a reasonably priced supplier of domain names and webspace?

(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:34, archived)

tis

www.123-reg.co.uk

cheapest in the world.
don't host with them though.

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:36, archived)

Who's good

to host then?

(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:39, archived)

geocities

(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:42, archived)

i use

www.webhost4life.com

they're cheap and good (value for money - for what you get - and so on)

just don't be put off by the name of the company

(vork and burlap, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:43, archived)

Should I get jkf.uk.com?

It's free, but it sounds a bit rude...

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:49, archived)

www.godaddy.com is my fave for registering domains.
www.pair.com is my current host. Could probably get cheaper but haven't gotten around to shopping around. Rock solid provider though.

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Ratsta, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:42, archived)

I use pair too

Yes, not cheap but good and stable

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K3rry, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:48, archived)

i just used

www.ukreg.com

on advise from a couple randoms on here

they seem cheap and cheerful enough.

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dipdapdop, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:46, archived)

Thank you

one and all.

I'm going to set up a site for all my b3ta junk at some point, thought i'd better price it all up while i'm at it.

Cheers.

(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:52, archived)

la la la la la la

i hve an exam tomorrow at 2.

joy. and i'm druink

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tef, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:34, archived)

Woooooo

!!!!!11!!1!!!

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The Boy T, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:35, archived)

There's fairies

at the bottom of my kitten..

yay.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:36, archived)

They are attracted...

...to the winnets.

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:38, archived)

kitten! fairies! kitten! fairies!

*girlie squeal*

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gracielou, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:44, archived)

mwuahahahahahahahaha foolish mortals

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gracielou, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:29, archived)

is that

an animal in an unlikely mode of transport on a blurry background i see there?

(vork and burlap, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:32, archived)

wow

thats the quickest FP ever....

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:32, archived)

that's rather nice!

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:32, archived)

And with taht

I'm really off to bed this time.
Night all.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:34, archived)

hello you!

havn't seen you in these parts for ages.
How's it going?

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:33, archived)

hi there!

I'm finally home and I've had a lovely day.

How are you?

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gracielou, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:36, archived)

oooo i've been better

i stilll need a job.
yay for lovley day.
spring is coming for us...yay

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:48, archived)

here he comes

here comes Speed Racer
he's a demon on wheels..

woo!

great scenery there.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:33, archived)

That is fantastic.......

... WOO and, indeed, YAY......

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:34, archived)

Are you still at camp?

Do you and/or any of your friends still want to get into Disneyland?

(Kimbo, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:34, archived)

i read that as

'are you still camp?'

(vork and burlap, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:38, archived)

I am home, thank you

we never did make it, but I might hit you up for tickets after christmas : )

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gracielou, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:38, archived)

That is the best

thing I've seen all day! Yay!

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The Boy T, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:35, archived)

he he he

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:46, archived)

ooooh

sparkly!

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gracielou, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:48, archived)

a laugh of mystery?

I wonder...?

(great cthulhu, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:37, archived)

very Fiat Spyder-y

Nice

(nevpugh, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 19:11, archived)

bit of a thread waste but

so anyone like i've been quite stressed for the passed few months and last week i got a nose bleed.
This is the third in my life, the other one was caused by stress and the first one was caused when i fainted in the bathroom and hit my face on the toilet bowl.
I'd fainted at the sight of my own blood as i'd cut my finger (I'm not sure why i'm still not trapped in that paradox).

anyway to cut a long story short (too late) the partner reminded me that i'd sniffed in a fly by accident a couple of days earlier.
I thought i'd blew it out again, or at the very list digested it; but is it possibly there is a fly corpse stuck in my nasal passagway? it still feels all blocked up and there are small traces of blood when i blow, also it's only in one nostril..not the side that i sleep on either.

any idea's?

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:27, archived)

maybe its the flies blood?

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:28, archived)

swill out

your nostrils with bleach

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:29, archived)

maybe the fly

has caused a mad infection which will eventually take over the whole of your head and then you'll become a fly/human hybrid that looks sort of human but with a fly's head and you'll have fly behavioral tendencies and throw up on your food before you eat it and basically sit on shit all day

or something

i've had loads of nosebleeds - most of them without explanation

(vork and burlap, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:29, archived)

Two things.

a) I've never had a nose bleed in my life.
b) My mother has the exact same problem at the moment, only it is in her ear. I'm finding it hilarious.

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EvS, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:30, archived)

ewwwww

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:32, archived)

My guess is that it's not dead

It is very likely laying thousands of eggs in your brain and your body will soon have been taken over by billions of flies! It'll be like that movie, "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" except with you making more buzzing noises and obsessing over poo.

(Kimbo, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:30, archived)

On Fark

they linked to a newsstory about a boy who had fly eggs in his bladder, flies kept crawling out of his penis.

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:32, archived)

aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrgh

i do not like that

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:32, archived)

What was that boys penis doing up your nose?

(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:49, archived)

a) why did you read this?
b) why are you telling us this?
c) what time is it?

(vork and burlap, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:33, archived)

a)you would have

b)it's interesting
c)03:36

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:36, archived)

I think they proved that story to be bullshit

They couldn't distinguish between the flies that supposedly came out of his penis and the ones that were already in the room.

(Kimbo, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:35, archived)

well.
3rd world doctors for you.
What were flies doing on the boy's penis though?

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:37, archived)

I very much doubt it....

and i dont think a fly has much blood in its body, so you would have blown it out by now.
Personally I would say that its probably stress your having problems with.
However I'm sure it can't hurt to visit your friendly GP
But I wouldn't worry about it too much!

PS. You could also sniff a spider to catch the fly

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Generationgav, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:30, archived)

Stop

picking your nose :)

Agreed, it's unlikely to be a fly's corpse. Probably just congestion from hay fever or something, it's the first of spring after all and a little combined with raised blood pressure from stress.

Enmore medical centre, mate :) Actually probably something closer up your way.

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Ratsta, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:45, archived)

your're not far offf

:0)

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:49, archived)

number behind post?

can somebody tell me, what the meaning of the numbers behind the posts in 'Search for messages' is?

(acheta, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:24, archived)

WTFAYBOA?

and so on

(vork and burlap, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:25, archived)

huh?

(acheta, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:26, archived)

it's an acronym

for something that i'm too polite to explain

(vork and burlap, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:27, archived)

I got it all

but B I think
Blabbering?

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Generationgav, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:32, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/1887374

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:33, archived)

ah!

I got it.....but I thought Blabbering instead of banging!

Cheers :-D

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Generationgav, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:34, archived)

banging

(vork and burlap, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:34, archived)

second

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faithy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:26, archived)

fourth

(KurutteiruRisu, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:27, archived)

LOL

is that in the dictionary yet?

WTFAYBOA - acronym
used predominatly when a post requesting information is made to the wrong audience, or a post requesting information is made with the answer already made available in FAQ's. Meant in humour only.
What The Fuck Am I? Your Bitch something something

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:31, archived)

what

the fuck are you banging on about?

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:33, archived)

doh

WTF acronym confusion

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:50, archived)

i've been wondering that for a long while too

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Or is it?, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:25, archived)

also

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:27, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/1887361

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:34, archived)

its the post number.

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:26, archived)

lies

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dipdapdop, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:26, archived)

probably.

i have no fucking idea what it is.

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PMGT -Bacon., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:27, archived)

i mean the light grey numbers in 'search for messages'.

(acheta, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:27, archived)

probably

the percentage (or other numerical ordering system) that the post matches the search parameters

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:31, archived)

thanks

(acheta, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:37, archived)

guessed but it seems to fit.

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:40, archived)

duh???????

uh huh

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faithy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:27, archived)

it is the accuracy of the search result.

i.e something high means a good match - 1 means a shite match

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tef, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 3:33, archived)

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