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# What if Arnie won

I guess this must have been done a million times before - but still...
(Kramflek, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:47, archived)
# Hehe!
Woo!

If he won, it'd be like that joke they make in Demolition Man, where they say a new ammendment was made to make arnie president, due to his popularity at the time.

Wouldn't it just be ironic.
(I helped save b3ta! Spencer Elden, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:49, archived)
# like rain
on your wedding day?

morning all
(I helped save b3ta! Herr Tezcat, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:53, archived)
# Or a black fly
in your Chardonnay
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:57, archived)
# no, it isn't
they are not ironic
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:11, archived)
# If
the guy who comes a close second wrote the script for the film, then yes.
sorry /pedant
(meepmeep is, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:53, archived)
# Like
ten thousand spoons.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:55, archived)
# mindpiss?

when all you need is a knife...
(I helped save b3ta! Herr Tezcat, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:56, archived)
# like meeting the man of your dreams...
(I helped save b3ta! Herr Tezcat, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:56, archived)
#
then meeting his beautiful wife...
(I helped save b3ta! Herr Tezcat, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:57, archived)
# "its not ironic
its just bad cutlery management"
(shiftClick shifts it., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:07, archived)
# then meeting his
beautiful wife
(I helped save b3ta! Spencer Elden, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:57, archived)
# Doh!!!!
I knew it!
(I helped save b3ta! Spencer Elden, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:58, archived)
# and then logging onto millionaire site
and finding a desperate millionairess
with a photoshop fetish
(meepmeep is, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:59, archived)
#
then realising you have a wife.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:05, archived)
# No,
I saw your post and the phrase "Ten thousand spoons" popped into my cranium, so I posted it.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:57, archived)
# Wow!
I've got a knife! I never expected to find one of those...
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:56, archived)
# How will you eat
your soup now?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:59, archived)
# With my fork
obviously
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:00, archived)
# Oh yes,
of course...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:06, archived)
# Spork?
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:51, archived)
# like
this?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:04, archived)
# Damn!
That's good!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Spencer Elden, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:06, archived)
# Thats
great. Didnt he get egged or something yesterday?
(Mad Frank, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:53, archived)
# Did everyone see the Arnie boner picture?
Still trying to figure out if it's real.
(I helped save b3ta! Spencer Elden, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:57, archived)
# woo
definetely a rising star here
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:01, archived)
# Eeeee. I likes that, I do.
I should get round to getting stuff like that on returnthestatueofliberty.tk - a great idea that completely failed to take off and ended up with me not being bothered to do anything more with it.
(wingnutkj, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:09, archived)
# yay
that's smart!
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:16, archived)
# And on a lighter note...


I promise, on Supermoore's honour, that from this moment on, I will NOT make a picture of every ludicrous pun that comes into my head and post it. This is the last one. Promise.

Edit: It's far too early in the morning for this sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:45, archived)
# Promises promises....
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:50, archived)
# I know.
It won't last. Good job I'm covered by Supermoore not having any honour left to swear upon...
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:12, archived)
# What honour?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:12, archived)
# Mornin' Mr. Moore.
Am definately coming in October, and will be driving down. Will have a minimum of two spaces in the car, maximum of four, will let you know closer the time.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:15, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:22, archived)
# well
quite.

MORNING!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:18, archived)
# ssh!
Not so loud!

/suffers.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:23, archived)
# dating a single millionaire in your area!
Mod Edit: What makes you think anybody is actually a Millionaire then if you don't have to be? - Link changed to something else.
Find your date from tens of thousands of single millionaires here!
You don't have to be a millionaire. Free registration.
(For any idea and comment, Write to [email protected])
(millionairematch, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:36, archived)
# Woo!
Is that serious?

I want a millionairre minger!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Spencer Elden, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:38, archived)
# On my way to work this morning I saw a sign on a pub saying "Parties Catered For".
Of course, the first time I read it, I thought it said "Pirates Catered For". YARRR!

Morning all!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:45, archived)
# Yarrrrr!
Ye be spendin' too tayme in 'ere. Or perhaps not enuff! Yarrr.
(I helped save b3ta! Spencer Elden, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:47, archived)
# I spoonerise
nearly everything I read.

makes it difficult
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:50, archived)
# When I read your
subject live I saw "Pirates catered for".
YaaaaaaaaaaaRRRrrrRRrrrrRRR!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:51, archived)
# Haha!
YARRRRRRR!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:54, archived)
# wow
good old official spam!, Don't see that too often anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:39, archived)
# Fuck right off
that is all
(allergic to curry, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:41, archived)
# blimeh!
thats a bit strong?
he does deserve it for being a spamming spanner

coming to the norwich bash dear?

please we need some more ladiez.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:50, archived)
# Message to: [email protected]
Dear Millionaire-lover

I am perfectly happy with my current belle. However, she would be even better if you could make her a millionaire-ess. Please contact us for further details of how you may do this at [email protected]..

Yours Faithfully

100% of Rark.

(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:41, archived)
# Woooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!
Hehehe. Well done. Shame they're probably not still around to see it.
(I helped save b3ta! Spencer Elden, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:42, archived)
# You know it's more traditional
to submit our firend [email protected] to something like this.
I'm not using windaz any more so I can't do it...
*edit* dl here
Make sure to put the e-mail address in every slot, now :)
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:57, archived)
# How useful...
*adds to favourites*

now they'll feel my wrath...
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:01, archived)
# Can't I just sell my current girlfriend
for a million
oh wait thats been done
(meepmeep is, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:42, archived)
# Maybe if we all will it hard enough.....
as a team....we can make the spammers die!
(I helped save b3ta! Spencer Elden, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:45, archived)
# Put me down
for three.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:45, archived)
# Just the three?




lightweight
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:48, archived)
# Its more for there
benefit really.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:53, archived)
# you're shit, and you smell*
can I have my "three" now? (whatever one of those might be)

BTW, bovine, I found a video clip of you being a toast ninja last night it's aces!
*I may not actually mean this
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:53, archived)
# Heh,
Oh dear...any fish juggling?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:54, archived)
# unfortunately not
although I may have a clip of you putting cheese down your pants
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:10, archived)
# Our life
is not like others.
If you can, send them to me.
I was going through my old Love Ninja video clips last night and realised that I was starting to look like the Star Wars Kid, so no more Love Ninja till I've lost some more weight.
A mini movie would be cool...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:13, archived)
# Sounds like a laff!
Have you ever seen Trevor and Simons "Ninjas day off"
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:18, archived)
# Yeah,
I got the video with it on...it's signed by them.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:20, archived)
# You jammy bastard!
I lost my copy when I moved house :-(
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:24, archived)
# Try as he might...

...he couldn't find a copy of
the Guardian in the whole of the ocean
(meepmeep is, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:25, archived)
# nice
I've just been spazzing - god it was dull. Who the fuck is Scott Mills?
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:35, archived)
# What is this spazzing?
Keep seeing that word.
(I helped save b3ta! Spencer Elden, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:36, archived)
# a time spaz
is where u look back throught the archive to see what u missed or to find a link or something
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:38, archived)
# Pssst.
You dropped these.
'y' 'o'.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:26, archived)
# wow
You've got an icon and everything yet you don't know the lingo.
(Hobbes, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:50, archived)
# he
is truley dedicated to the cause,
plus there is no b3ta dictionary at the moment.
there will be one day
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:52, archived)
# some cunt
with a show on radio 1, apparently we're his photoshop bitches
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:37, archived)
# radio 1? good grief
do people still listen to that?
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:49, archived)
# Yeah!
I record sarah cox every morning, laboriously cut out the records and listen to her talking on loop all day!*

*May contain traces of bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:55, archived)
# I was thinking we should have asked him for proof
Got him to say "BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER" or something
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:05, archived)
# i reconise that pipe
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:39, archived)
# hehehehehe!
Stupid beatnik!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Spencer Elden, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:40, archived)
# Could I beg some help from my potato friends?
I have an image 333 pixels long, and need to chop it into 3 images 111 pixels long. How do I do that?

Thanks chums!
(I helped save b3ta! Goldenpants, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:22, archived)
# I use FW.
In that, you use the crop tool.
(I helped save b3ta! Spencer Elden, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:23, archived)
# get the rulers out
in the view drop down
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:25, archived)
# gnnnnnnnnn
why can i only find one clean sock?

go to view/new guide and put guides in at 111 and 222 pixels. then crop to those guides
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:26, archived)
# ...that's the
real way of doing it. Why not do it my way, eh? It's harder.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:27, archived)
# Heh
and takes more time.

Go with the challenge!
(I helped save b3ta! Spencer Elden, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:30, archived)
# In Photoshop
You can change the measurement from cm/inch to pixel. Then just cut/crop out your selections looking at the wee box with the measurements on it.
I could be more accurate if I had Photoshop in front of me...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:26, archived)
# listen to the man of science
kids
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:36, archived)
# Sorry, it's been a long time
since I presented the "Cutting one big 333 pixel image into three small 111 pixel images for which and whatever purpose you please" OU course.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:49, archived)
# I've got it on betamax
and attended the summer school. Morning fuzzy!
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:04, archived)
# Mornin mate!
I gotta go to wurk now :/
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:06, archived)
# Use canvas size
For the left one, stick the anchor on the left and set width to 111.
Then set anchor to middle, width to 111
You can probably work it out for the right hand bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Peet, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:32, archived)
# Use
a Hacksaw
(I helped save b3ta! LuftWaffle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:48, archived)
# hmmm
paintshop pro has this dead handy image slicer thing which does that sort of thing automagically... i don't know if photoshop has a similar fuction though
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:50, archived)
# Mucho Thanks
I knew I can to the right place!
(I helped save b3ta! Goldenpants, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:18, archived)
# Imageready
which came with potatoshop 5.5 (don't think you get it now) has a nifty little slice tool which lets you do just that......
(speckled light malt vinegar, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:10, archived)
# blah blah blah
bedaways is rightaways for berk

night all
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 7:24, archived)
# Nighty night
Berkywerk!
(I helped save b3ta! Spencer Elden, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 7:25, archived)
# 'night berk
..I'll be heading to the pub shortly myself.

In fact, I'm already late!
drink!



gourdnight to you all, catch you Monday..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 7:27, archived)
# Ah fuck
I'm up. I fucking hate working. Shite.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 7:42, archived)
# Why can't there be jobs where you post on B3ta for a living?
Wouldn't the world be a better place?
(I helped save b3ta! Spencer Elden, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 7:49, archived)
# Well
I seem to be doing just that.

Mind you if the company finds out, I'll probably be in quite a bit of trouble...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:02, archived)
# *e-mails*

oh........

*realises he doesn't know what company you work for*

;)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:04, archived)
# Ha ha
Even if you knew my work address you couldn't get me in trouble that way.
:)

How come you're working early anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:06, archived)
# I'm still at home, looking longingly at my bed.
I'm off now though, after injecting my eyeballs with something to keep me awake.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:10, archived)
# Ha ha
See you back here shortly mate!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:16, archived)
# I wish my workplace was sophisticated enough...
to have image manipulating software on the PC's. And then kind enough to let me past the firewall. Well, they already are I suppose, just would get fired going to anyplace other than natwest.com.
(I helped save b3ta! Spencer Elden, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:10, archived)
# Natwest?
You poor bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:17, archived)
# Tell me about it.
It's not bad enough that I work for them, they make you bank with 'em too.
(I helped save b3ta! Spencer Elden, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:22, archived)
# Can't of been a very good night in here.
There's only one more FP since before I left for work last night.
(I helped save b3ta! Spencer Elden, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 7:52, archived)
# Not really caught the point of this place yet have you?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 7:57, archived)
# FPs
rely on mods hanging around the board all the time and even then it's those glum bastards you need to make laugh...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:04, archived)
# The dangers of Rocket boots


(afroboy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 7:19, archived)
# Hmmm
It's disturbing that he's still smiling after being roated alive. Hehe.

Nicely done.

Awooanayay!
(I helped save b3ta! Spencer Elden, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 7:21, archived)
# He's a bit of a masochist
that afroboy
(afroboy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 7:25, archived)
# that
should be an animation
(Hobbes, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:42, archived)
# .

my 1st attempt at genetic engineering, so be nice
(meepmeep is, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 7:12, archived)
# Not a bad first attempt!
(I helped save b3ta! Spencer Elden, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 7:14, archived)
# hehe
I really like it...

WoO
(Emzickle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 7:59, archived)
# I saw
what you did there

W/Y/H
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:35, archived)
# P. Roastie...


I know, I'm bad, but this is old and I bin away -- and pearoastin' is a sure-fire slack-arse method of getting back into b3ta-mode. Hello all!
(clutch puppy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 8:46, archived)
# when sports collide

and yes it was 45 seconds work.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 7:05, archived)
# And
Aren't the quickest ideas often the best?

Woo and yay to you, sirrah.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 7:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Harrr... she blows!

couldn't be bothered making it prettier...
(houseofglam, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 6:58, archived)
# heh
make it a compo though!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 7:06, archived)
# whoopsie!
fought I ad dun...saugh-id!
(houseofglam, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 7:23, archived)
# "Oh Dave, I love it when you growl"
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 6:57, archived)
# hahaha
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 6:57, archived)
# heheheheh
woo and yay!

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 7:21, archived)
# Cor
looks like 2 ladies, one of whom is called..Dave.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:06, archived)
# Get
in there, Dave.
(SlinkySkunk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:11, archived)
# I have a best mate called Dave
Her real names Charlie (or charlotte)...Nice bear behind ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:46, archived)
# The lesser known sith lord
(afroboy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 6:44, archived)
# that would be...
Darth Snausages?

saw that name on fark earlier
(I helped save b3ta! davelog, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 7:30, archived)
# I'm in the Army now
I went to milk a Cow
I pulled it's tail instead of it's tit
and ended up with a bucket of shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 6:43, archived)
# was this an attempt
at a ""THREADWASTE""
(Grammargirl, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 6:50, archived)
# no
there's no such thing as a threadwaste. (unless of course i was to post something five times, then deleted them all, that might count) it's not important

and if threadwasting did exist, it'd have been sucessful, as a thread was used.

no?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 6:52, archived)
# I wish I could figure out how to post pictures
I really did try for 20 minutes to create an account where I could post pictures, but I gave up in frustration. This increases my respect for those of you who post pictures astronomically. No, not that you post pictures astronomically, that refers to my respect level. Geeze
(Grammargirl, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 6:57, archived)
# what's the problem?
goto one of the sites listed in the FAQ or www.mutantwalrus.co.uk/b3ta upload the piccy, then post it using

<img src="http://www.imageurl.com/image.jpg">
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 6:59, archived)
# thanks
I tried again, and had a message come up that the file is too large. Hey, that's the closest I've come yet. I'm tired. It's after midnight here and I've been drinking since 2pm. I will try again another day. I'm going to call it a night.
(Grammargirl, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 7:09, archived)
# hehe
yeah, it's set to limit files to 150k, because about max for the board and i don't have unlimited bandwdith
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 7:11, archived)
# Boy, you speak
good for a drink-all-dayer.
(clutch puppy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 9:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:54, archived)
# hehe
yes.

yes you are.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:55, archived)
# Thankyou...
...it's an acronym for Super Handsome Intelligent and Thoughtful.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:56, archived)
# i thought it was for
scottish hermaphrodite inbred twunt
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 6:01, archived)
# You would think that...
...because you're stupid.

And a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 6:02, archived)
# not stupid
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 6:03, archived)
# Who's
scruffy lookin'?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 6:03, archived)
# Did I say stupid?
I meant to say 'a cunt'

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 6:06, archived)
# hey berky
how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 6:07, archived)
# so so
you?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 6:08, archived)
# I'm ok
off you do laundry ttly

edit: fuck. off TOO do laundry.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 6:12, archived)
# hehe
eeen zis countreee we speeeeek ze ENGLEEEESH
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 6:14, archived)
# pea roast!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:56, archived)
# Her spam...
...overfloweth.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:58, archived)
# I think
she gets excited by all that olde speake that you do. Kinda like wossname's character in Fish Called Wanda.

And in other news...

TALK PIRATE, YE LANDLUBBERS

September 19 has been officially designated International Talk Like a Pirate Day - a worldwide tradition that began during the 1990s via the internet. So ye be gettin' ready for the big day, yarr. Where to begin?

According to the website www.thomasscott.net/yarr/ , invertin' yer sentence structure be a good idea for pirate talk. Be soundin' like a real pirate in no time, ye will. Also, ye be sure to be referrin' to friends as "shipmates", yer enemies as "scurvy landlubbers", and yer good lady as "wench".

According to a pirate-speak expert, doubling up on all your adjectives and being "bountifully bombastic" with your phrasing adds a certain air of realism. Pirates never speak of "a big ship", they call it a "great, grand ship!".

They never say "never", they say "no nay ne'er!" And one final tip, drop all your "g"s when you speak and you'll get words like rowin', sailin' and fightin' - very authentic.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 6:00, archived)
# Pirates are old hat...
...cool people like vikings these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 6:01, archived)
# Unh huh...
...I believe you. That's why we see so few pirate pics here these days...

Besides, nothing wrong with a good bit o' rape n' pillage!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 6:03, archived)
# Ah...
...but you still get to rape and pillage as a viking, without being all 'populist'

(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 6:05, archived)
# my man wears an eye patch
"not that that has any bearing on why I was drawn to this site. I am looking forward to "talk like a pirate day" and I been like practicin' an' everythin' so's I can participate, like... Uh, I thought this board was 100% supportive already. Am I WRONG?
(Grammargirl, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 6:09, archived)
# He he he...
...I don't completely hate pirates ;)

www.yarr.tk
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 6:10, archived)
# I haven't followed this site for ages
I guess I figured the pirate theme was a constant... I am still learning how quickly one fad falls out of favour. There are no more pirates?
(Grammargirl, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 6:17, archived)
# He he he...
...I don't think there are any rules you know.

I just fancied vikings for a change is all...
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 6:23, archived)
# Course there are!
I like a good "yarrrrrrrrrr" from time to time.
Like yesterday, for example:
www.b3ta.com/board/1907244

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 6:25, archived)
# I'm so glad
I have spent the last 20 minutes trying to open an account that would allow me to post pictures here. It shouldn't be that tough, should it? I wanted to show the picture where all the relatives in my family put patches on and tried to behave like pirates. I couldn't get past the first page. Someday, I will figure out how to post a picture on this site.
(Grammargirl, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 6:44, archived)
# i assume
you realise www.thomasscott.net is tedious' site?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 6:11, archived)
# hehe
I do now :)

I did think it sounded very b3tan which is why I didn't waste a thread with the news :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 6:26, archived)
# Spamgasm
is the technical term I believe.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 6:08, archived)
# that's a 10-4 good buddy.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:56, archived)
# oooo an opporutinty for my Spamalope
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 6:00, archived)
# A cousin
of the tofubeest?

No wonder they're not an endangered species. Poor lion wouldn't be able to puncture the buggers armoured flanks.

Now if we can just teach lions to use tab-pulls...
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 6:02, archived)
# my grandfather patented the pull tab, he did.
and many other things.


(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 6:12, archived)
# verrrrry boooooored

(meepmeep is, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:47, archived)
# May I propose
a crap speed-shop comp
whereby one independent adjudicator posts a random pic and anyone who can be arsed has ten minutes to post sommat from it
cos I'm bored and low on ideas
(meepmeep is, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:58, archived)
# A
spikey testicle?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:47, archived)
# are they
helicopter man's spicy brains?
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:48, archived)
# the same
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:48, archived)
# nice to see
his death wasn't in vain then
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:50, archived)
# and I thought they were
REAL PORK CHOPS
(Grammargirl, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:50, archived)
# LOL
i don't want to know.

In other news, will you be able to send me more pictures of your rude bits?
preferable from different angles (horizontal), so i can get a rotatting thing going
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:48, archived)
# dear god man
are you very wrong?

you realise i have 5 sack piercings now? you'll need to do a bit of cloning. and held the same way as scrotula was?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:51, archived)
# ooo please
one face on, then 20, 45, 70 and 90 degrees.
you have my email address

(or you will in a moment)
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 6:02, archived)
# already done
at about that.

mail sendingt
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 6:05, archived)
# i am so afraid to ask.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:51, archived)
# you will anyway
i know it, and so do you
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:52, archived)
# do i even have to now?
may as well i suppose, i need something to wake up screaming to in the middle of the night....

is he animating your erm......scrote?
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:53, archived)
# Arf!
I look forward to the results..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:58, archived)
# Malcolm loved his new bunoculars...

...becuase Malcolm is an idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:47, archived)
# hahaah
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:47, archived)
# I do love you guys
that is precious
(Grammargirl, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:47, archived)
# hahaha!


*edit: it's been over 10 minutes and i'm still giggling at that. woo!
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:48, archived)
# BUNNY!
that's woo, that is.

I just made another Paint Mood Bunny, but it'll keep..

(it's still not a good mood)
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:59, archived)
# The under-picture caption...
...makes that fucking great!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 6:00, archived)
# night all.


You're all cunts. And I dont mean that in a good way.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:41, archived)
# don't worry, we all love you.
but not in a good way.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:42, archived)
# Thankfully...
...your opinion means fuck all to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:42, archived)
# thats ok then :-)
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:42, archived)
# thank you
night night!
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:42, archived)
# night cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:47, archived)
# Getting tired, must continue
(rhallstr, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:34, archived)
# good morning jobseekers!
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:35, archived)
# are you drunk again?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:36, archived)
# not this time
up early for some free radio 1 ticketage.
i never say no if it's free.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:38, archived)
# Sex with PMGT...
...is free.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:46, archived)
# but the emotional costs
are extortionate
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:46, archived)
# Hello!
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:36, archived)
# I'm off to bed
nanight kids

PMGT, if you're out with moore tomorrow night - i may be joining later on
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:41, archived)
# probably not.
cant be fucked getting to didsbury. On top of which, I dont have a clue where hes going...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:43, archived)
# oh
bollocks to you then
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:44, archived)
# mornin
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:37, archived)
# It's morning?
I need sleep. Must get up soon.
(rhallstr, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 5:38, archived)

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