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Ahh dudes...

*yawns* been up since 9:00am yesterday, and i got work in half an hour, for 8 hours :|

i am fool.

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 5:45, archived)

i spent the last 56 hours awake, then fell asleep for a little whil, and woke up at midnight.

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PMGT -Bacon., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 5:47, archived)

do you got work in half hour for 8 hours

tho? :P

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 5:48, archived)

no. And thats probably worse. At least you have something to occupy your mind with.

Insomnia drives you fucking crazy.

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PMGT -Bacon., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 5:50, archived)

i want a job....

....my brain has atrophied to the point where i can't be bothered to finish sente

(Jihaddaway, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 5:52, archived)

i want one too

i have about 15 applications in. but no calls...kinda sucks... but it sure was fun telling my ex-boss to shove it up his ass :)

(the three chickens wrench sauce says my cat is evil, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 5:54, archived)

i did have some stuff with a temping agency a while ago

but it was immigrant work. gah.

i have enough money to cover my weed needs at the moment, so i'm not too hassled.

(Jihaddaway, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 5:57, archived)

same here

(the three chickens wrench sauce says my cat is evil, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 6:01, archived)

woo

lets screw lids on bottles to occupy our time :|

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 5:52, archived)

woo, lets pace about the house for 8 hours in a fatigue induced state of hyperactivity to occupy our time.

at least your getting fucking paid...

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PMGT -Bacon., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 5:54, archived)

you

could down a bottle of nytol :)

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 5:56, archived)

i want to sleep, not get high.

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PMGT -Bacon., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 5:59, archived)

if you're really an insomniac

go to yr doctor, if you're lucky he'll perscribe you some valium. although it's addictive apparently.

(Jihaddaway, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 6:01, archived)

it doesnt happen often to be honest...

in fact its only ever happened once before, its just the last time, I was awake for a week, and by the end of it, I was hallucinating that I was being chased down the corridor at university by a giant frog. I actually started running....

I'll see how it goes. If I can get back into a normal sleep pattern soon, then fuck it, but if its gets any worse then Ill go get meself looked at.

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PMGT -Bacon., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 6:04, archived)

Insomnia sucks

i dont suffer from it, i just like, sleep :) i am forcing myself awake now, by listening to Cradle of Filth.

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 6:12, archived)

i'm listening to don caballero

it's making my brain all.....fuzzy

hooray.

(Jihaddaway, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 6:21, archived)

that's quite

fubar.

i have weird sleep patterns for no apparent reason other than being unemployed.

(Jihaddaway, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 6:16, archived)

hahahahahaha

(the three chickens wrench sauce says my cat is evil, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 6:02, archived)

argh this computer is fucking pissing me off

why the FUCK wont it let me see any fucking pictures??

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PMGT -Bacon., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 5:49, archived)

maybe someone installed netwatch or something hahahaha

(the three chickens wrench sauce says my cat is evil, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 5:50, archived)

nah, that would have to have been me

I'm the only person to have used this computer in the last 4 months

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PMGT -Bacon., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 5:51, archived)

i wish mine was like that...then i wouldnt have had half the crap go wrong as i have

(the three chickens wrench sauce says my cat is evil, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 5:52, archived)

see below

have put in comment and dns test

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 5:50, archived)

cheers.

yeah, it works instantly.

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PMGT -Bacon., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 5:52, archived)

go back to the other thread..i have more tests

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 5:55, archived)

eep

I'm trying to get back to a somewhat better schedule, went to sleep at 9a.m., got up around noon, hopefully will try to sleep before 3 a.m. (-5 GMT)

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sosumi, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 5:52, archived)

Me too

I've been up till 5am most of the last week.

Only 3am yesterday, though.

(Indole Ring, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 5:58, archived)

The weblog of bad plastic surgery!

GC, or not GC, do I care?

(Indole Ring, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 5:50, archived)

I'm scared to click that. how bad?

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sosumi, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 5:53, archived)

It's not a pretty site

But now I'm starting to think of a new 'shopping theme ... animals with bad plastic surgery!

And I really have to get the writing done for that Nohands page. Sorry about the unconscionable delay.

(Indole Ring, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 5:56, archived)

don't be sorry, I got to see the pics and that's good enough for me

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sosumi, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 6:11, archived)

lol

very funny

(the three chickens wrench sauce says my cat is evil, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 6:00, archived)

They say

you should practice that which you have a talent for.
How about posting some more vids of you setting yourself on fire and dancing around?
That was quality.

(Rogue Sausage, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 6:10, archived)

Yeah but it got a little boring

Seeing the same guy on fire 20 times gets a bit tedius...

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 6:24, archived)

I suppose so.

There's no sex or money in it anyway.

(Rogue Sausage, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 6:47, archived)

my love, When i look into your eyes...

I feel sick

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 5:38, archived)

is that the new contact?

(the three chickens wrench sauce says my cat is evil, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 5:39, archived)

Jodie Foster's

making another one?

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 5:39, archived)

i guess

i think its called " my eye hurts" or something like that

(the three chickens wrench sauce says my cat is evil, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 5:41, archived)

urp

bleurg

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sosumi, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 5:40, archived)

Are you naked in the reflection in the pupil?

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Sea Urchin Ceviche, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 5:44, archived)

fantasmical

i like ;)

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Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 5:44, archived)

heheheh

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 5:45, archived)

inspired by the film "gone in sixty seconds"

did i mention that your all gay?

argh.

(Jihaddaway, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 5:36, archived)

does it do something in sixty seconds or are you gonna delete the post in a minute? :)

(the three chickens wrench sauce says my cat is evil, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 5:40, archived)

anyone help me with something?

would anyone happen to know why the fuck my browser has suddenly just stopped loading jpegs? I check under advanced options and show pictures is still on. There isnt a redex coming up or anything, its just taking my browser cunting ages to load. The page loads alright, and the text, just not any pictures......

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PMGT -Bacon., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 5:06, archived)

what about gifs?

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Sea Urchin Ceviche, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 5:06, archived)

dont think so....

its still showing images on the board further down that are cached, just not anything since kittywastes inkblot pic.

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PMGT -Bacon., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 5:08, archived)

last time that happened to me i just rebooted then it was ok again...

(the three chickens wrench sauce says my cat is evil, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 5:09, archived)

if i was a microsoft manuel i would do this

trouble shoot
#1. check all the connections
#2. make sure you have an Isp
#3. If you are still experiencing problems delete everything on your c:/ drive and start over
#4. if the problem persists contact tech support at www.microsoft.com
#5. hide in your closet an chant "I want out" 100 times then go to #6
#6. open the closet door
#7. shut the door again
#8. repeat from #5 until your sane again

(the three chickens wrench sauce says my cat is evil, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 5:14, archived)

then

reboot?

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anythingbutthisactually, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 8:19, archived)

Browser / version and OS / version?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 5:09, archived)

I.E 6 (i think)

and windows 2000 professional...

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PMGT -Bacon., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 5:10, archived)

Ok, then I agree with 3 chickens.

Completely shut down, then reboot (don't just do a restart). If it's still not working I may be able to suggest something else. I've come across this before.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 5:12, archived)

Clear your browser cache.

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Sea Urchin Ceviche, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 5:13, archived)

how do i do that?

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PMGT -Bacon., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 5:19, archived)

Click Tools
Internet Options
then in the Temporary Internet Files section,
click Delete Files

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Ratsta, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 5:23, archived)

oh, is that it?

I do that regularly. it still aint workin...

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PMGT -Bacon., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 5:25, archived)

You haven't

gone over your monthly limit or something, have you? It sounds like your browser is timing out. That could be net lag or something dodgy at your ISP. One of the cable ISPs in Aust cuts you down to 28k if you go over your monthly gig limit.

How are other web pages? Take a look at a couple of good fast-loading pages like ananova or google.

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Ratsta, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 5:35, archived)

i dont know.

I'm on freeserve. Im pretty sure i didnt have a monthly limit or anything...

and its takin a fuckin age to load google...

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PMGT -Bacon., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 5:39, archived)

incidentally,

all the pages on freeserve load perfectly, all the pics and text and everything. Justs everywhere else...

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PMGT -Bacon., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 5:44, archived)

the problem is with your isp

they are having trouble connecting you to other sites.
nothing you can do.
it will work for all freeserve hosted sites.
I had the same problem with my isp a few weeks back. it could also be dns but i doubt it.
click on this link and see if it loads quicker then google

216.239.57.99

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 5:50, archived)

yeah, instantly.

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PMGT -Bacon., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 5:52, archived)

ah intersting.

ok try this one

216.234.246.140

and do you get pictures?

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 5:54, archived)

no.

more of the same. just a blank screen, with the loading bar practically stationary at about halfway.

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PMGT -Bacon., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 5:57, archived)

rigth

yeah the problem is with freeserve.
ring em up and tell up you can't get out there domain.

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 6:01, archived)

remind me again why you didnt get hired?

:-)

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PMGT -Bacon., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 6:05, archived)

Because

the Sydney IT job market sucks :(

I did notice a couple of IT support roles on Seek today though, KW. You troll thru Seek?

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Ratsta, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 6:08, archived)

yeah i even wrote a

vba module for outlook that applies for them automatically and puts the information inot excel.
I apply for 3-5 jobs a day (weekday) and am registered with over 18 agencies.

the it market in oz sucks espeically when you have a very borad range of skills like me but nothing veyr specific

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 6:10, archived)

Tell me about it :(

I was a Lotus Notes contractor for 8 years getting paid to do what I was good at, not learn. So I'm really good on the daily tasks but not much specialist knowledge. My job is looking really shaky at the moment too which is a real shit. Might have to take up cab driving again :(

Edit: That reminds me, email me your CV. I have someone I want to send it to. No promises but he was saying something about needing a programmer.

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Ratsta, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 6:12, archived)

i could kiss you

but your fucking far away

:0)

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 6:08, archived)

Go onto Amazon and buy lots of books.

Is this thing on?!

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Sea Urchin Ceviche, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 5:24, archived)

haha

i buy you books and buy you books....and all you do is wipe your ass with the pages...go figure

(the three chickens wrench sauce says my cat is evil, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 5:27, archived)

yeah i think my computer is set on cache dump on re boot....

edit: yep it is..might be it :)

(the three chickens wrench sauce says my cat is evil, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 5:16, archived)

you need to delete yout temp internet files.

and restart since you've been looking at porn.
:0)

(yes you have)

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 5:12, archived)

yes I know I have.

not being able to see images on b3ta, I can handle, but dammit, when I cant get to see my favourite anally raped incest mature granny porn, then i have problems.

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PMGT -Bacon., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 5:15, archived)

you know...thats the exact opposite with me

(the three chickens wrench sauce says my cat is evil, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 5:17, archived)

it could just be your connection timing out., 'm assuming you're on dial up

since you're running 2000 try loggin on as a different user. It will use a different cache then.
Also when you deleted your temppry internet files did you do it manually or via the borouser? you should do it by the boruser and choose to delete all offfline content.
also scandisk. (not defrag)

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 5:22, archived)

yeah, i clicked delete all offline content

it doesnt seem to be doin anything.

how do I empty the cache?

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PMGT -Bacon., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 5:23, archived)

try closing all the browsers you have open then deleting the cache....

(the three chickens wrench sauce says my cat is evil, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 5:31, archived)

happened to me last night

I got this

took bloody ages to fix

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lord bofingham, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 7:56, archived)

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Sea Urchin Ceviche, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 5:01, archived)

hello mr. nice bear...please dont eat me

(the three chickens wrench sauce says my cat is evil, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 5:02, archived)

*waves*

hi cutie.

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cwethan, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 5:04, archived)

He had the strangest feeling he was being watched...

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 4:55, archived)

heh

very nice..

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 4:57, archived)

hahaha!

they install those to make sure you don't mix your whites with your colors.

woop!

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cwethan, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 4:58, archived)

i think they are not only looking at his back

(the three chickens wrench sauce says my cat is evil, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 5:00, archived)

Creepy.

but very woo.

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Sea Urchin Ceviche, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 5:02, archived)

yay

likey

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sosumi, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 5:47, archived)

goggledogs

(acheta, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 4:40, archived)

yay

woo
nice one.....but wheres the kitten?

(the three chickens wrench sauce says my cat is evil, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 4:42, archived)

drowned

(acheta, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 4:42, archived)

aaww

but dead kittens are nice too

(the three chickens wrench sauce says my cat is evil, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 4:44, archived)

only dead kittens

are good kittens

(acheta, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 4:45, archived)

AMEN!!!!!!!

(the three chickens wrench sauce says my cat is evil, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 4:46, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/2035049

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 4:52, archived)

hahahha

that pic was my desktop for a long time hahaha first page

(the three chickens wrench sauce says my cat is evil, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 4:54, archived)

really?

you're fucking sick.

but then, aren't we all.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 4:56, archived)

ya i consider myself sick :)

(the three chickens wrench sauce says my cat is evil, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 4:57, archived)

same..

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 5:14, archived)

woo

i love it!

(hopping_evil_bunny_of_doom, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 4:42, archived)

purty

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sosumi, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 4:43, archived)

awwww

i'll take the one with the whiskers.

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cwethan, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 4:45, archived)

ide rather have the one swimming

(the three chickens wrench sauce says my cat is evil, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 4:46, archived)

that's just crazy talk

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cwethan, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 4:48, archived)

no it isnt

my doctor said im only mental and not crazy...

(the three chickens wrench sauce says my cat is evil, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 4:49, archived)

i've told you before.

just because he gives you drugs, that does not make him a doctor.

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cwethan, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 4:50, archived)

your "one of them" just like he said...your with the police AIN'T you???

message slightly edited :)

(the three chickens wrench sauce says my cat is evil, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 4:52, archived)

yeah

the apostrophe police.

; p

*edit* - and yet it is still not error freeeeeeee!

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cwethan, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 4:54, archived)

what you got to say now?? your a very bad man for wanting to take nice people like my doctor off the streets :(

(the three chickens wrench sauce says my cat is evil, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 4:58, archived)

i'm no man!

but i'll forgive you, if you give me the phone number for your "doctor".

; )

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cwethan, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 5:01, archived)

ok you want his help too?? his number is

x-xxx-xxx-xxxx taken down for legal purposes... he said he would kill me :(

(the three chickens wrench sauce says my cat is evil, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 5:04, archived)

lovely

so that's how they see underwater.

my fucking web site's fallen over again, must be some more *ahem* "maintenance".. you get what you pay for I suppose.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 4:55, archived)

ho
and thrice ho
WYH

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lord bofingham, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 7:57, archived)

shit

i just heard, i didn't get the job.
:0(

bugger

edit: thank you for your sympathies. time for some more pictures...

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 4:24, archived)

Bugger.

Oh well, more time for B3ta.

(Indole Ring, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 4:25, archived)

awww bollocks!

well keep on truckin, im sure something will turn up

(hopping_evil_bunny_of_doom, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 4:26, archived)

if not you could live on the streets...most people will just give you money...if you just ask them...or give them something in return

(the three chickens wrench sauce says my cat is evil, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 4:55, archived)

I sell office supplies

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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 4:27, archived)

I see dead kittens

(Indole Ring, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 4:31, archived)

I'm sorry!

just keep trying--you'll find one eventually :3

(-Ironic Ferret-, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 4:29, archived)

if it makes you feel better

i work for Wal-Mart's One Hour photo.....I hate myself...

(ratface, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 4:30, archived)

i have a job

and it's not all that grand.
in fact, we have this saying at work, it "sucks the big hog"

(yakmonkey, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 4:30, archived)

sorry to hear that

The bastard don't know what they are missing

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 4:31, archived)

: (

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Sea Urchin Ceviche, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 4:34, archived)

: (

sorry.

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sosumi, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 4:38, archived)

chin up.

chest out.
and turn on your red light. ; )

really though....sorry to hear that.

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cwethan, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 4:41, archived)

pea roast

coz its bedtime

(my newt version, clicky for biggy)

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 4:10, archived)

how fucking big

do you wanna make that roach?

(Jihaddaway, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 4:12, archived)

not my build up

it's disgraceful I know

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 4:13, archived)

yeah i guessed

that little guy would be well useful though.

(Jihaddaway, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 4:18, archived)

thanks :)

are they still able to function by about the 3rd or 4th one i wonder?
Or have they built up a resilience?

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 4:13, archived)

they dont smoke it

but they got big brown calloused hands from years of slavish skinning up

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 4:22, archived)

That's really amazing

Woo!

(Cheril, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 4:19, archived)

thats a bit

good that is

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 4:22, archived)

I found more cross-eyed porn.

www.boobdependence.com/gall/mariah_lynn5/008.jpg

'sayin.

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EvS, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 4:03, archived)

custom

404

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 4:04, archived)

C+P?

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EvS, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 4:07, archived)

just reffering sites. suprisingly no pop up either.

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 4:23, archived)

i prever the drummier version of the audio but i like the video

boss.streamos.com/real/mcarecords/dj_shadow/private-press_07-02/video/00_six-day_320.ram

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 4:08, archived)

..and then?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 4:10, archived)

oh sod it

have some more dancing cats:

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 4:15, archived)

Shake that booty!

click for 150kb largeness

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 4:15, archived)

yay for kittens

(the three chickens wrench sauce says my cat is evil, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 4:44, archived)

I didn't like where these inkblot tests were going...

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:57, archived)

ugh

evil doctor!!! thats confusing.

but ish a good pic.

yay!

(-Ironic Ferret-, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:59, archived)

yup

woo

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sosumi, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 4:01, archived)

Awwww

What a lovely butterfly!

(Indole Ring, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 4:02, archived)

LOL

:0)

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 4:05, archived)

arrrrrrrr

woot!

how's things, KW?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 4:02, archived)

had two

interviews yesterday
first one was an agency

second one was for a compnay with a job i really like.
Working in a company of two people i'lm be doing half tech support and half vba programming. very cool.

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 4:06, archived)

cool!

hope you get it eh.

woo.

I'm bored and still hung over.
15 minutes to afternoon tea..

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 4:11, archived)

i cant see it

my fucking conenction is being shit again

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PMGT -Bacon., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 4:04, archived)

As many had suspected, Blaine finally cracked.

"Don't look at meeee, Penelopeee!
I'm almost in contact with the muffin aliens
from the planet Argon!
I neeeeeeed a beeeeeer......"

Dear God I'm bored.

(-Ironic Ferret-, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:40, archived)

heheheh

too true.

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:41, archived)

"I was buried on the battlefield......."

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PMGT -Bacon., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:42, archived)

heh heh

"...and I woke up!!! From the dead. yes Mr. napolean, i seem to have forgotten my jackets...they are still in my grave...why is your hand inside you coat?! Its a GUNNN..."

(-Ironic Ferret-, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:47, archived)

i skipped a line

and was left wondering why his hand was inside a cow

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:50, archived)

haha!

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PMGT -Bacon., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:50, archived)

this is topical for the challenge

www.popzoot.tv/video/keinemelodien_hi.ram a nice video/song

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:57, archived)

the board seemed to be lacking in fat cats.

so here's a real life fatty

(ratface, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:17, archived)

tubcat we love you

tubcat we do.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:21, archived)

fat cats we have a plenty : )

repost

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sosumi, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:22, archived)

his tail must be sore

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rob, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:44, archived)

it appears it fell off somewhere

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sosumi, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 4:02, archived)

thatd taste fucking excellent on a pitta bread with some chili sauce...

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PMGT -Bacon., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:24, archived)

he's probably thinking

the same about you...

(ratface, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:28, archived)

you and your pita bread

i want some souvlaki now...

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haylith has been gone a long, long time, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:28, archived)

mmmmmmmmmm souvlaki.....

I love souvlaki.....

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PMGT -Bacon., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:29, archived)

and moussaka is quite nice too, in a vegetably sort of way....

I love kebabsssssssssssssssssss......

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PMGT -Bacon., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:32, archived)

if i stay awake another hour,

and then go to sleep,
will i miss the hangover bit?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:34, archived)

i just had some lemonade

and a slice of pizza.
Which is near enough for me.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:32, archived)

mmmmm

fat cat souvlaki...

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haylith has been gone a long, long time, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:32, archived)

who's that fat boy?

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:35, archived)

what did you call me?

bastard, come here.
you cunt.

...

..

...you're my best mate, come 'ere...

/falls on floor

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:36, archived)

interesting.....

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PMGT -Bacon., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:37, archived)

You what?

i haven't got...
no..

...

.

.
urm...

/goes to bed.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:39, archived)

Rik Waller

Didn't sing his own songs. Only sang others.

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rob, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:37, archived)

same with all the people mentioned in it.

I once met the guy that wrote Genie in a bottle for christina aguilera. 100% OF FACT.

He made about £500 for that song.

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PMGT -Bacon., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:38, archived)

MORE THAN HE DESERVED.

considering he deserved to be shot.
jrswem

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:39, archived)

I thought bird from Fame Accademy wrote that?

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rob, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:42, archived)

err, I dont think so...unless i was being systematically lied to...

to be honest, I cant really imagine anyone from fame academy doing anything succesful on their own terms...

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PMGT -Bacon., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:45, archived)

one of the tutors

I've done many sad things in my time to earn cash. One of them was to help make the website for fame accademy. /shame.

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rob, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:47, archived)

ah could be.

and I did not know that. I'm tempted to verbally assault you.

was the money good?

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PMGT -Bacon., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:48, archived)

not a fortune

but better than staying in bed.

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rob, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:48, archived)

what if it was

"THE BED OF THE FUTURE"?

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PMGT -Bacon., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:51, archived)

and that reminds me

I've gotta go to bed. I've got to be up at 9. GOODNIGHT.

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rob, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:52, archived)

night

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PMGT -Bacon., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:53, archived)

maybe he did tune

and she did lyrics

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:45, archived)

that could be it

I met the guy through my guitar teacher, cos he was a guitarist...

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PMGT -Bacon., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:46, archived)

the 2 heads at the start

actually look like you just swapped the bodies to make Will (or whoever) the receiver instead of the giver. Maybe a bit of hue work would stop ppl noticing it.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:43, archived)

My theory was

the lack of colour correction draws your attention to the faces, rather than "blokes fucking."

I might be wrong.

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rob, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:45, archived)

no, it does, a sound theory that.

I just notice all that sort of stuff far too much :)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:48, archived)

*cough*

www.b3ta.com/board/2035049

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:41, archived)

i don't actually want to eat a kitty.

i have one and hes rubbing my leg as i type this

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haylith has been gone a long, long time, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:48, archived)

the pervert.

tell him to go sit next to someone else.

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PMGT -Bacon., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:50, archived)

I've made a new thing

It's not finished.

[URL DELETED]

And I'm deleting the URL in ten mins. But I'd love some feedback.

BTW: Not safe for work. Sorry.

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rob, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:16, archived)

Jesus

put that nsfw up there too late...

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droogii why stay still when you can roll, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:17, archived)

that's rather good.

though probably illegal to put in the newsletter.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:19, archived)

nothing loads for me

although i am having probs with connection tonight...

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PMGT -Bacon., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:19, archived)

I opened that

with my 76-year old grandmother in the room.

She loved it.

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cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:19, archived)

sorry about that

Here's some kittens

images.google.com/images?q=kittens

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rob, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:26, archived)

Yay!

yummy fluffy kittens!

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cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:28, archived)

eeuuuuuurrrrrrggggghhhhh

one of those kitten links led me to this (animal exploitation) gallery:

www.all-creatures.org/anex/cat.html

sad but true..
I hate human beings.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:39, archived)

that's a fucking printer port

www.all-creatures.org/anex/cat-res-09.jpg

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rob, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:41, archived)

hehehe

..I'm sure that cat's been on b3ta before, too.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:59, archived)

That's

rather sad to see :-(

(Dark_J, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 4:20, archived)

i think

i've just caught the gay.

seriously though, that's cool. well done you.

(Jihaddaway, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:20, archived)

my goodness was that filthy...

"Consume...obey...buy my crap"
Awesome

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sof sof, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:21, archived)

you should run a book on how long that will last after the official launch

I'll take 15 hours

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:22, archived)

it's still going

nice to see a bit of mind control in it :)

I see the market it's aimed at by the subtitles ;)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:24, archived)

the lyrics are pretty slick

the mallet's mallet on the panto poster was amusing in that TImmy will probably be pleased for the publicity nowadays :)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:30, archived)

www.timmymallett.com

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PMGT -Bacon., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:33, archived)

hes a hero!

news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/uk/england/newsid_1735000/1735261.stm

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PMGT -Bacon., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:35, archived)

oh fuck

he looks awful..

he's "zany", apparently.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 4:04, archived)

not my song

It's a track by JTWR. I did the subtitles because it they go by sooo quick. But yeah. I'm trying to make something understood da kids.

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rob, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:34, archived)

i'll take bets.

2/1 half hour
5/1 an hour
10/1 three hours
15/1 ten hours
20/1 15+ hours
25/1 up to the bit with nazis

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:24, archived)

I'm not worried about that

... all I care about is... "is it any good?"

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rob, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:25, archived)

it's f*ing hilarious

and I want a t-shirt with that meerkat on it

(Cheril, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:25, archived)

make your own....

www2.b3ta.com/images/rob/prog4evah-big.jpg

(Quite pleased with the meerkat...)

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rob, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:27, archived)

meercats

rock.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:30, archived)

(Cheril, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:33, archived)

exactly.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:35, archived)

that's lovely

..I'm waiting for everyone else to leave work before I check out the url...!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:30, archived)

oooh

he's quite grand

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sosumi, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:39, archived)

from what i saw, it looked fuckin funny.

but i didnt see much. i neeeeeeed broadband.

and anything that ends with a satanic simon cowell saying "consume obey" gets my vote.

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PMGT -Bacon., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:27, archived)

if you got that far

you saw most of it.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:28, archived)

i only saw little parts of it though I mean.

just little sections of it as it loaded, then when i pressed refresh, hed deleted it.

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PMGT -Bacon., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:30, archived)

but it loops.

i'm on dialup, but i just left it to load.
IT LOOPS.
FRUIT LOOPS.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:31, archived)

of course it is.

now buy some airtime for adverts and put it on t.v.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:28, archived)

wah

I got a 404

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sosumi, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:28, archived)

sorry about that

... didn't want an unfinished version being passed about. Wait a week or two and it'll go live.

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rob, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:30, archived)

aww

pissmonkeys!

missed my chance eh.

I can wait..

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:31, archived)

it's very good

and the chorus has a very hooky hook.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:32, archived)

a bit like my willy.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:33, archived)

I thought it was fantastic.

Biting. An excellent example of 'fuck you' lampoonatudeocity.
Yay for fighting back against bullshit cultural events!

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sof sof, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:30, archived)

amazing

i love that sitar playing Meerkat with all my heart.

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Sea Urchin Ceviche, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:23, archived)

fantastical

indeed

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:23, archived)

ha!

fixed my internet thingy. Eat shit motherfucking freeserve.

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PMGT -Bacon., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:13, archived)

bunch of cocks

incidently freeserve saved my ntl connection

oh, and ello fellow

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:15, archived)

ello.

make them pay....

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PMGT -Bacon., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:15, archived)

I'll make em pay till they slip up on their own blood

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:16, archived)

yeah

that's telling 'em.

'sup?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:15, archived)

nought really....

wouldnt let me open any fucking websites though. Just been sat here looking at a blank screen, thats how obsessed I am. Its the equivalent of watching static for an hour...

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PMGT -Bacon., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:16, archived)

..they're..

....heeee-eeerrrrrre...!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:17, archived)

You

have some anger issues.

Pet the bunny.

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cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:15, archived)

..pet it

hard!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:17, archived)

Development 13

(Grisly_Remains, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:13, archived)

WEb site your ass

with a vengance

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:14, archived)

Hello, is there a collection of these

anywhere?

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:16, archived)

well you can see them all by going to

www.kingclipontie.com/grisly_remains/development01.gif
02
03
04
etcetc

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dipdapdop, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:18, archived)

shhhh

I was trying to tempt them out of silence ;)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:20, archived)

heh

i like this one

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dipdapdop, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:21, archived)

development 13

post 15

did the other 2 provide any kind of explination?

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dipdapdop, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:16, archived)

I don't

think so..

*off to the spazz*

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:17, archived)

arrrrrrr

well, kingclipon is Artamnesia's boyfriend..

but who's behind Grisly_Remains has yet to be revealed.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:30, archived)

hmm

good work super sleuth.

i'm sure if you mailed the address listed for www.kingclipontie.com they might know. but i for one can't be arsed and it may be construed as a bit rude so ___

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dipdapdop, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:36, archived)

woot

..imaginary infant?

still breathing, always good..

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:16, archived)

Please.

bless us with your source of inspiration.
EDIT: I don't know if I want to know now: b3ta.com/board/2034932

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sof sof, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:16, archived)

This meeting is currently happening somewhere inside my brain

(Jihaddaway, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:06, archived)

Hah!

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Sea Urchin Ceviche, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:07, archived)

hahahahaha

that's woo!

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Or is it?, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:07, archived)

very nice.

Now where did I come from?

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cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:10, archived)

your all (indeed) gay

woo

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:11, archived)

Development 12

(Grisly_Remains, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 2:59, archived)

Yay!

The development Series is back!
EDIT: I take that back...WTF is this? b3ta.com/board/2034932

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sof sof, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:03, archived)

I don't know whether to laugh

or to phone the police.

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Sea Urchin Ceviche, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:03, archived)

wooo

GOOOOOOUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRD!

and yay.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:04, archived)

ha!

where's SSG?

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sosumi, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:06, archived)

Me?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:08, archived)

are you named after that

strange wish giving goblin that lived in the sand - you know in that book and the frankly inferior tv series?

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:09, archived)

that would be the Samiad.

another, separate goblin of the sands.
He be an englander.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:11, archived)

Any relation?

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:12, archived)

don't be daft.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:15, archived)

but I like being daft

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:17, archived)

hee

knew you'd be around

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sosumi, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:19, archived)

been a while since that bandwaogn was around

/checks over shoulder to see if gourd bandwagon is coming back

and on that note, gourd night

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Or is it?, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:06, archived)

..gourd

night!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:09, archived)

oddly enough,

i have that in my big file o' gourds, for when i make a gourd based website.
Huzzah.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:12, archived)

Houplah!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:14, archived)

Woooo

I cant be the only one hoping for a developements web site can I?

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:05, archived)

you're not alone.

Grisly_Remains, however, continues to maintain a low profile...

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:10, archived)

That Reminds Me Of This..

(Sypher_5, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 5:30, archived)

hi all

because it's almost 3 in the morning and i haven't posted in a while, here's another one of my drawings for all you lovely folks. i decided to do a portrait, i'm sure one of you will figure out who it is.

(wetflame, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 2:58, archived)

Viddy well, viddy well!

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Sea Urchin Ceviche, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 2:58, archived)

that is..

wooperb!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 2:59, archived)

well now

thats a real tolchock in the litso.
that's a real horrorwhop pic, that is

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Or is it?, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:01, archived)

sunshine elephant?

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kitty meow meow, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:02, archived)

Clue 1

"No time for the old in-out, love. I've just come to read the meter."

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sof sof, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:05, archived)

Clue 2

"What we were after now was the old surprise visit. That was a real kick and good for laughs and lashings of the old ultraviolent."

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sof sof, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:08, archived)

ahhh

is that you dad?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:10, archived)

Clue 3:

"Bliss, bliss and heaven... it was gorgeousness and gorgeosity made flesh...Oh, it was wonder of wonders... And then, a bird of like rarest spun heavenmetal, or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now... "

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sof sof, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:11, archived)

stop!..

pissing mum about dad!!!
it's 03:12a.m. get to bed you old fart

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:13, archived)

I'm a grown man, son.

I can stay up as late as I want.

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sof sof, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:14, archived)

Thanks for the name change idea.

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sof sof, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:15, archived)

lol

that's it...MUM!! MUM!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:21, archived)

fantabulous

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:07, archived)

Yarbles!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 3:09, archived)

clockwork

orange?

(duz, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 4:44, archived)

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