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# Bandwagon in a Bandwagon in a Bandwagon.....etc.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 3:00, archived)
# ooh works well that
nice one.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 3:03, archived)
# I think
I must have come in too late for this bandwagon, plus Im very, very drunk!

Evenin' all you fuckers!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 3:04, archived)
# Evening Be Hatch


Night night everyone else
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 3:04, archived)
# *imagining*
a small flap in a bee

hmmm
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 3:07, archived)
# Thanks for that.
I can sleep easy now. :D
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 3:04, archived)
# That does work rather well........
.... Might want to remoce the Getty tag though :-)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 3:05, archived)
# if she
takes one of them she'll pull herself out of the universe

eek
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 3:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Budget Bandwagon?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:57, archived)
# budget
tastiness
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:58, archived)
# In fact
is it a bandwagon within a bandwagon?

Recursive bandwagoning?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:59, archived)
# all it needs
is a shark to be bandwagon cubed
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 3:06, archived)
# now i just have to put something in it..
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:55, archived)
# hehe
nice :)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:56, archived)
# YAY......
.... good job sir......
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:57, archived)
# the perspective
is slightly flucked but you'll never notice with something in it.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:58, archived)
# Put
her in it.

Nice emptying, by the way. :D
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:58, archived)
# lol, nice.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 3:01, archived)
# BAND WAGON
and only me on it
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:52, archived)
# i'll tj:
anyone seen this?- www.elfporn.com/

it's very odd... they've made porn all pointy eared
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:56, archived)
# REAL ELVES IN REAL PORN!!
i can't wait.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:58, archived)
# sorry
this isn't nsfw... it's class...

www14.brinkster.com/cheeseporn/
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:58, archived)
# haha
almost as good as playmobil porn. i loved that ;)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 3:00, archived)
# hard cheese action
I looked at the strip till my brain said stop, strangely strange
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 3:01, archived)
# very
odd, I like elves

*trouser rubbing*
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 3:02, archived)
# BAND WAGON
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:46, archived)
# indeed
double postings
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:56, archived)
# Say hello to Moobix the Meergoyle
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:41, archived)
# hello!
: )
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:52, archived)
# ?
whats a meergoyle..... o that thing
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:53, archived)
# It's when a Meerkat and a Gargoyle....
listen to barry white.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 3:02, archived)
# Hello
Moobix! I love you!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:54, archived)
# This is me sort of after I got hit in the face with a soft ball. (note the red chin where jaw got hit)




Edit: I just added loads to mi profile so check it out
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:40, archived)
# you
became pixelafied, oh dear

nice work though
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:48, archived)
# I actualy went to
www.KillerKittyisactuallyapenguin.com

Turns out it isn't real.


//edit Woo to the pic
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:50, archived)
# Drew me in as well.
I can't resist stuff like that.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:56, archived)
# I just got notice
in the mail that my divorce was officially final yesterday.
It's weird.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:38, archived)
# I'm guessing it's not a complete surprise to you though...
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:41, archived)
# you sound
slightly bothered by it

jubilate or sadness?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:48, archived)
#

(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:22, archived)
# What a lovely smile...
...the kind of smile only a jar of Domos can bring.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:23, archived)
# Domo snacks!!! I can't help thinking they'd be crunchy.
That source picture's got real potential. Do you have a version with the jar empty?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:24, archived)
# *rummage*
Edit: ... Houston... we have a problem.... *rummages more*
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:24, archived)
# /senses a bandwagon
but maybe a nice one.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:25, archived)
# Yeah, it's got potential
(at least it doesn't invlove signage)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:27, archived)
#
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:37, archived)
# interestingly named
eggs.

cheers!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:38, archived)
# strangely shaped
chickens that they came out of
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:39, archived)
# Now... why would......
... they be after you.....? Or anyone....?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:43, archived)
# I'm not sure
for a subscription or something
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:44, archived)
# It came from *****.....
... as I recall, there were more with the same kid and jar.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:39, archived)
# why are we not allowed to know?
although i saw it first.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:43, archived)
# Having read.....
... Wildheart's name... I got scared... :-)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:48, archived)
# I know
I'm hoping my spam pal will make then think it was a joke
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:49, archived)
# They are....
... funded by the CIA.... you cannot hide.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:51, archived)
# oh dear god
helps me

/runs to corner crying like a little girl
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:55, archived)
# *slap*
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:58, archived)
# thanks
I needed that

think I'll just bounce any mail from them
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 3:03, archived)
# Who took the domo from the...
domo jar?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:25, archived)
# Do
you love anyone enought to give them your last Domo?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:26, archived)
# who me
could not have been
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:30, archived)
# hahah woo!
and seeing as i am only reposting tonight - have a jar related post from "If Cats Ruled the World" comp...

(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:27, archived)
# Hahahahaha
bonsaibaby.com - That's almost got to be done :)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:37, archived)
# almost
:)

that's me off to horizontalness...

g'nitol!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:38, archived)
# night
night good dreams
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 3:08, archived)
# inspired
that is 'kin woo yay
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Before anyone asks, yes I have been drinking.
Only click if you have seen The Usual Suspects
Yep its poop but I thought I should try to make something this week to try and increase hummus levels.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:18, archived)
# hehe
but everyone has seen that. post it here.

do it..
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:21, archived)
# NOOOOOooooooo.......
I don't want to spoil the film for people who haven't seen it yet.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:22, archived)
# do iiiit..
go on, be a cunt.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:23, archived)
# ha ha ha
KEVIN SPACEY IS KAISER SÖZE

KEVIN SPACEY IS KAISER SÖZE

KEVIN SPACEY IS KAISER SÖZE

KEVIN SPACEY IS KAISER SÖZE


see - you can post it now.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:25, archived)
#
BRUCE WILLIS IS A GHOST

BRUCE WILLIS IS A GHOST

BRUCE WILLIS IS A GHOST

BRUCE WILLIS IS A GHOST
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:26, archived)
# i still haven't seen that one
but never mind i couldn't really give a monkeys. and i knew anyway. and i'm not going to watch it cos it looked a bit shite.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:27, archived)
#
DARTH VADER IS LUKE SYWALKER'S FATHER

DARTH VADER IS LUKE SYWALKER'S FATHER

DARTH VADER IS LUKE SYWALKER'S FATHER

DARTH VADER IS LUKE SYWALKER'S FATHER
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:28, archived)
#
THE DETECTIVE DID IT

THE DETECTIVE DID IT

THE DETECTIVE DID IT

THE DETECTIVE DID IT
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:32, archived)
#
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE

SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE

SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE

SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:34, archived)
# Mmmmm, Soylent Green
*ahem*

AZAZEL WINS AND HOBBES DIES
AZAZEL WINS AND HOBBES DIES
AZAZEL WINS AND HOBBES DIES
AZAZEL WINS AND HOBBES DIES
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:39, archived)
#
THE IRA MAN'S LOVER IS REALLY A TRANSVESTITE

THE IRA MAN'S LOVER IS REALLY A TRANSVESTITE

THE IRA MAN'S LOVER IS REALLY A TRANSVESTITE

THE IRA MAN'S LOVER IS REALLY A TRANSVESTITE
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:39, archived)
#
CANDYMAN

CANDYMAN

CANDYMAN

CANDYMAN

...
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:42, archived)
#
TYLER DURDEN IS IN ED NORTON'S HEAD

TYLER DURDEN IS IN ED NORTON'S HEAD

TYLER DURDEN IS IN ED NORTON'S HEAD

TYLER DURDEN IS IN ED NORTON'S HEAD
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:43, archived)
#
Sean Bean gets his info from the aide

Sean Bean gets his info from the aide

Sean Bean gets his info from the aide

Sean Bean gets his info from the aide
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:57, archived)
# u git
i just downloaded that the other day.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 3:44, archived)
#
PACINO IS THE DEVIL

PACINO IS THE DEVIL

PACINO IS THE DEVIL

PACINO IS THE DEVIL


yay! i thought of one!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:35, archived)
#
Einhorn is Finkle

Finkle is Einhorn

Einhorn is Finkle

Finkle is Einhorn


*sigh* i am crap.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:37, archived)
# oh watch it
for the bit with the poisoned girl, that's a great bit
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:30, archived)
# or the kid with part of his head missing
"well you see.. my dad was away, so i found his gun.. and..."

edit/ couldn't remember the poisoned girl bit, remember it now though.. it was so sad! the father's there like "nooooo" and he's like "yyyeesss" and they're all like "mayybbbeee"... sorry... i'm hyper today
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:31, archived)
# forgot about
that, think I'll have to watch it again
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:31, archived)
# THE SHIP SINKS
THE SHIP SINKS THE SHIP SINKS THE SHIP SINKS THE SHIP SINKS THE SHIP SINKS THE SHIP SINKS THE SHIP SINKS

So that's Titanic ruined then.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:32, archived)
# I think
it's a foregone conclusion a film about a real life sinking
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:34, archived)
#
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 3:14, archived)
#
MY BALLS ARE GREEN!

MY BALLS ARE GREEN!

MY BALLS ARE GREEN!

MY BALLS ARE GREEN!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:29, archived)
# then go
see a doctor
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:31, archived)
# i have..
she fainted :(
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:33, archived)
# oh dear
do you steal the scrip pad to make false prescriptions ala trainspotting
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:35, archived)
# nope
just showed her my balls
they were green
she fainted
i killed her
had sex with her dead body
left
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:38, archived)
# hmm
interesting, did you get her to suck your cock
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:40, archived)
# ugh god no!
that's just disgusting! grow up!

eurgh! you sicken me!

i'm phoning the police... wait a minute..

(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:42, archived)
# I'm
6"1' how much bigger would you like me

and I'm not the one shagging the dead
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:43, archived)
# you tall bastard
i'm destined to be about 5"9

my family are shortarses
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:44, archived)
# heh heh
lording it over you :)

small fry
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:45, archived)
# Cunt!
That is all.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:26, archived)
# he is
well damn you've spoiled it now

/runs off crying

though some cunt did that on the baddiel/skinner show re: sixth sense
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:27, archived)
# Excellent ...
A bit like the 'mini adventure' ads. There should be more of these:)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:22, archived)
# Have you been drinking.....?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:23, archived)
# Drinking!
With my reputation!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:25, archived)
# i've not seen it
but i clicked...


yet i do have the DVD in my bedroom... does that count?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:24, archived)
# You see, this is why he went to all the trouble of making it a link...
Now you're gonna have to take some Rhohypnol to forget what you've seen before watching the film.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:25, archived)
# heroin ok?
i take that anyway... erm.. what were you talking about again? was it me? it was me wasn't it! soooo cold! so very very- shut up you! no, i'm not you! i'm madonna! woo! ywah.... cold... mm... cheese
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:28, archived)
# an insight
into a drug addled mind.


raplace "drug" with "b3ta"
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:30, archived)
# so
that's your crack addled mind
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:36, archived)
# erp
love the end of that film, where the cop scans all the posted things on the pin board
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:26, archived)
[challenge entry] To save money....
...Microsoft hired chimps from the zoo for peanuts, and used code from past archives...
...The results made even Windows ME look amazing.



Click for full size
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:14, archived)
# woo!
tj:

anyone know why on folders in xp, i choose properties and it has a square in read-only, when i click off this and press ok, it goes back to read only again?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:16, archived)
# !!
because it's a microsoft product
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:18, archived)
# Because...
...if it all worked the way you expected it to, it would be no fun.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:19, archived)
# yes
it's read only so you can't change it - heh heh
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:19, archived)
# arf
that is great :) woo
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:17, archived)
# Woo.
Can I make that my new boot screen?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:18, archived)
# woo!
yes sir :D
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:19, archived)
# .
/nicked
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:20, archived)
# i just thought
i should of addeded illegal operations all over the screen and a BSOD...
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:22, archived)
# what is this, now?

it's bigger, whatever it is

i hope it's a lemur, because thats how i named it
edit - now renamed since it's a meerkat
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:03, archived)
# It's lovely!
Looks like a meerkat to me though.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:04, archived)
# me too
evenin'... or should i say, night!

god i'm such a nightcrawler...

actually... they should put what you are in your profile...
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:05, archived)
# that would be nice. something like
"Usual posting time: "and then you can select one from a menu like your icon
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:07, archived)
# it's on the stats
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:07, archived)
# no...
that's the top people from those times...

i'm saying each profile should say it for the individual person


edit/ just cause yooouu'reeee on the stats..
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:09, archived)
# well i've been here quite a while
and i post quite a bit, so it's sort of logical! :)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:11, archived)
# I'm there too...
..but then, I have no life, so that's logical too.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:14, archived)
# easy
;)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:15, archived)
# yeah, but
not everyone is on the stats, nor do all the people on the stats have a nice little box saying when the post a lot
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:09, archived)
# true
you'll just have to post more!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:11, archived)
# i'm going as fast as i can
i was two rows down two weeks ago
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:11, archived)
# flimsy excuse
you slacker!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:16, archived)
# yeah... i was thinking more like...
you set your standard time...

and on your profile it adds how many posts you do at each timespan and says: "Nightcrawler" or "Dayshifter" etc
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:08, archived)
# that would be great
but it's also a lot of coding that would have to be added into the board. whereas a time menu would require almost none
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:10, archived)
# not a huuuge amount...
it would just be a case of making each person's entry to the DB or table etc have a:

morning = 127
afternoon = 262
evening = 143
night = 798

then have some simple maths equations...

"you are a nightcrawler"
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:12, archived)
# hmm... i was thinking it would have to go through the whole archive
everytime someone viewed your profile, but since it adds on one post to the total every time you post, it could easily just add it to one of four different totals for the time of day, sum them up for the total, and show the biggest.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:16, archived)
# but does anyone really care?
i'm sure cal has much better things to do with his time.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:17, archived)
# I CARE
I CARE GREATLY!

WHY AM I WRITING IN CAPS?

I FEEL LIKE A TROLL!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:18, archived)
# why do you care
what great difference will it make to your life, or b3ta for that matter?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:20, archived)
# I care about cal
thats why i was saying we should go with something that requires nearly no coding, if anything. and even though it would be nice, it's really not that neccesary
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:21, archived)
# yep!
then again, it would only count from when the option was added to this site... so at first it would be inaccurate
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:17, archived)
# stats
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:10, archived)
# ahh yes, i believe you're correct
i couldn't think of the name to save my life
/dies
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:06, archived)
# Yeah, looks like a Merkat to me too.
Apparently they make great pets, there was some odd pets program on and this goth couple had one, very cute (and the merkat was cute too:)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:06, archived)
# Maybe
it's a prarie dog?

Has been known to be wrong.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:05, archived)
# nah a lemur is a kind of monkey kinda thing
not acutally a monkey, but they hop pretty cool
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:05, archived)
# Lemurs are prosimians, very dog-like faces when you get up close
(I spent some time feeding them a little while ago).
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:07, archived)
# yeah
i very much like them, it's shame monkeys and lemurs cant b domesticated :(
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:08, archived)
# Lemurs are lovely, but they only like you for your food :)
They love grapes and you can at least get them to be 'polite' about how they grab them :) Although I did have a young lemur climbing into the bucket of food I had, very very cute.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:11, archived)
# ur so very lucky
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:12, archived)
# Some local wildlife park might do a 'feed the monkeys' type excursion.
The place I was at was the "Paradise Wildlife Park" which is somewhere just north of London.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:15, archived)
# You've got to have a system...
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:09, archived)
# ah. the wise mystery bob of knowlege
provides a reasonable answer to every question
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:13, archived)
# /wibbles fingers..
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:19, archived)
# Flufficus Maximus.
Or, to give it its English name, a meerkowl.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:06, archived)
# it looks very wise and pensive
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:08, archived)
# .


wallpapery

Puff, the magic dragon, lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honalee.
Little Jackie Paper loved that rascal Puff
And brought him strings and sealing wax and other fancy stuff.

Together they would travel on boat with billowed sail
Jackie kept a lookout perched on Puff's gigantic tail
Noble kings and princes would bow whene'er they came
Pirate ships would lower their flags when Puff roared out his name.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:02, archived)
# It's all so beautiful...
:)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:03, archived)
# it's incredibly sweet
coming from someone named

"greasy loo".

kidding! just... kidding...

hi hello howareya

(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:09, archived)
# WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHH
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:11, archived)
# oh I'm sorry!
It was just- I was just- it was supposed to be-
don't cry!
I've got a terrible cold and a fever and should be in bed sleeping now! it wasn't me talking it was the fever!
I swear!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:18, archived)
# *sniffle*
well... ok
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:19, archived)
# I'm going to go lay
my feverish head down now.
gnight!

(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:21, archived)
# night zog
:)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:22, archived)
# good night
feel better
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:22, archived)
# night
night
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:24, archived)
# I hate
that song, I associate it with childhood traumas and bedwetting...
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:12, archived)
# weir
do
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:14, archived)
# So now
it's my fault I'm fucked up eh? Whatever happened to "a product of society" etc...
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:15, archived)
# Product of society?
No such thing - it's all just in your head.

You bed-wetter you.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:18, archived)
# schweet!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:17, archived)
# Meanwhile in a parallel universe...
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 1:59, archived)
# Hehehe
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:01, archived)
# Beautiful stuff ...
No, not that I mean Alf is beautiful, at least not in that way ... although the more I look at him, the more I ... hang on, I'll be right back!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:01, archived)
# Haha!
that's great! woo!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:03, archived)
# i remember a troll
asking for us to do that for him...


woo!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:06, archived)
# Ah well,
glad to be of service then.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:08, archived)
# I can't read that without hearing the doors from the Hitch Hiker's Guide radio series.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:12, archived)
# hahaha
alternate universes woo

perhaps a compo idea
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:07, archived)
# .
Hasn't that been done to death with the "If Germany won the war" compo though?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:09, archived)
# yeah
but that was about germany though

this could be anything
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:11, archived)
# Hmmm...
Do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it.
Do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it.
Do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it.
Do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it.


That is all.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:12, archived)
# erm
ok a compo by me for everyone to enter

nah I'll leave that to the experts
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:15, archived)
# hello
hi
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 1:54, archived)
# jygfjy
mmjmm
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 1:55, archived)
# Hey monkey boy, read the FAQ
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 1:58, archived)
# long hairy arms
do not just an ape make

I read the faq and now I'm faqed
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:01, archived)
# hey mickey
you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind hey mickey!

(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 1:55, archived)
# haha
/engages old perv mode

hurr hurr
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 1:56, archived)
# did you see the paul daniels thing i did for you?
i reposted in a thread a few days ago - but dunno whether you actually replied.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 1:57, archived)
# not sure
you did it for me

/feels all warm inside
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 1:58, archived)
# hold on...
following
this...

i did
this... very silly and needs a stop at the end.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 1:59, archived)
# holding
tightly
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:00, archived)
# Hold my hand very tightly
ooOOoooOoo

/geek joke
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:01, archived)
# confused by that one
I know the binary one
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:06, archived)
# The Your Sinclair
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:10, archived)
# ah right
the song link was down :(
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:13, archived)
# haha
utterly mad and very woo

I was thinking rocket grenade attack or the paul goes down

ooer
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:03, archived)
# i'll leave that one up to you!
:)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:18, archived)
# I think not
I'll leave the good stuff to the professionals
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:28, archived)
# what do bodie 'n doyle
know about animation?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:34, archived)
# well hello
good job you've done this on the evening shift
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 1:55, archived)
# lo
im a truck grrrr grrrr
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:00, archived)
# yeah
what he said
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:00, archived)
# lovely
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:01, archived)
# 2nded
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:01, archived)
# good good
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:03, archived)
# some
artist has used the dsf adsf in a painting, was at the baltic
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:05, archived)
# really?
how mad!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:08, archived)
# indeed
I knew it was b3tan in some way but I'd not come across the whole dsf adsf affair at the time, still unsure
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:14, archived)
# in fairness
they are the keys on the left, and it is standard typing lesson stuff.

it was only a matter of time - but it was a great moment on b3ta.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:19, archived)
# I just
realised you're right about typing exercises I did those on a 'computer course' I was on, when I say computer I mean secretarial/clerical, stupid careers place
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:24, archived)
# me too : )
the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog...
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:26, archived)
# Hmm, that gives me an idea ...
"The Shining" anyone ?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:09, archived)
# "George! I got that spacecraft sound you were looking for!"
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 1:47, archived)
# Ewww...
But yayness of the highest order.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 1:49, archived)
# far too subtle to me
sorry :(
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 1:49, archived)
# hahaha
brill

like it
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 1:50, archived)
# Are we in
Stars Wars trivia land?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 1:51, archived)
# Yes,
keep your passport to hand at all times.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 1:52, archived)
# How far to the
border crossing?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 1:53, archived)
# At 5 points past light speed?
Very soon.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 1:54, archived)
# these aren't the passengers you're looking for
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 1:59, archived)
# Move along.
I know too much about those films.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:03, archived)
# is there anyways u can explain?
please?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 1:55, archived)
# i guess
elephants were recorded for tie fighter sounds, by the filename and remarks

but i don't know.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 1:56, archived)
# Look
where it's tusk is. Then be repulsed and avoid it. (is that what you meant?)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 1:56, archived)
# ohhh
i see now...very good, still dont understand the star wars reference
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 1:57, archived)
# read mine then
bum face.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 1:59, archived)
# I did
knocking shop
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:00, archived)
# i think
that elephant is just passing that other elephant, actually.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 1:58, archived)
# no wonder
it's trumpeting, that'll be pain then
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 1:59, archived)
# Woo that
pixel fella
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:03, archived)
# ta ;)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:07, archived)
# I honestly thought
the pixel ninja was your brainchild...
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:09, archived)
# ?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:20, archived)
# yes, bit of a cheap shot
I wanted to shop one elephant kicking another in the nuts, but my skills aren't that hot yet (especially this late at night)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 1:58, archived)
# so
i am wrong?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 1:59, archived)
# no
you were right, I belive tie fighter sounds were made from elephant sounds, at least that's what I picked up from watching Star Wars the other day
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:01, archived)
# 'fraid not
I don't know the trivia well enough. Ask a clever clogs.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 1:58, archived)
# Let's have a little chat
about the difference between 'subtle' and 'completely fucking obscure except to worshippers of old sci-fi movies' shall we.

And where the hell is stupot?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:39, archived)
# hehehehehehehehehehehehehe
hahahahahahahaha
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Low Budget Jack
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 1:42, archived)
# rah!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 1:43, archived)
# Super
good monkeybusiness
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 1:45, archived)
# oooooooooo
woo
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 1:45, archived)
# slightly
pervy

but nice
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 1:47, archived)
# chicka chicka chicka chicka chicka chicka chicka chicka chicka chicka chicka chicka chicka chicka chicka chicka
zigazigazigazigazigazigazigazigazigazigazigazigazigazigazigazigazigazig
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 1:47, archived)
# Ah
sorry
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 1:49, archived)
# ...
...





...
/gets it
Ah! hahahahahah
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 1:50, archived)
# His tail and ass
look like a ducks head
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 1:47, archived)
# i see it
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 1:49, archived)
# Yes it is.
I see it too.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 1:51, archived)
# The Duck Disagrees
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 1:57, archived)
# Does his arse
look like a monkey?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 1:58, archived)
# Ooooo!
Shirty.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 1:59, archived)
# ooh
pump it up
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 1:52, archived)
# Mmmm. Pumping.
Great idea, great anim.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:04, archived)
# Low budget?
I would pay a good deal for a monkey who could do that
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 3:56, archived)
# mmm Svenno
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 1:39, archived)
# Cognito?
Is that his first name?

Edit: Woo!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 1:40, archived)
# woo!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 1:40, archived)
# mmmmm
norks
:)
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 1:43, archived)
# I like to feel
that it shows the peak of the male and female form.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 1:46, archived)
# Woo!
but she'd have room for luggage in there too
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 1:43, archived)
# wow
the inside of svenno's skin is clouds, i think that's so when he flies he just turns inside out and he's invisible to the naked eye
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 1:43, archived)
# i have no idea.

its some kind of bird, but i don't know what the hell its head is
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 1:38, archived)
# i'd bloody woo
that's what it is.

and i'd assume beaver/seal for the head.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 1:39, archived)
# Nah that's an otter
fur sure
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 1:41, archived)
# It's an otter
you can't refuse
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 1:44, archived)
# Yes. No.
Anyway, where was I? Oh yes, arf!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 1:45, archived)
# It looks
slightly seal-like, but i wouldn't put money on it. it might run away.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 1:40, archived)
# Sparreal?
Searrow?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 1:40, archived)
# Spotter?
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 1:41, archived)
# Are you a bird?
spotter
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 1:43, archived)
# yay
fab
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 1:44, archived)
# Colin M. Kirk

(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 1:38, archived)
# i thought i'd found him
but no luck.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 1:42, archived)
# laughs out loudly.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 1:44, archived)
# I like this Colin best from my Googling
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:17, archived)
# COLIN!!!
yay for auto suggest, I only had to put CO and it popped up!
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 1:42, archived)
# He's begining to scare me now
(, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 1:43, archived)

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