I must have come in too late for this bandwagon, plus Im very, very drunk!
Evenin' all you fuckers!
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 3:04,
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Evenin' all you fuckers!
.... Might want to remoce the Getty tag though :-)
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 3:05,
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takes one of them she'll pull herself out of the universe
eek
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 3:05,
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eek
is it a bandwagon within a bandwagon?
Recursive bandwagoning?
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:59,
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Recursive bandwagoning?
is slightly flucked but you'll never notice with something in it.
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:58,
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anyone seen this?- www.elfporn.com/
it's very odd... they've made porn all pointy eared
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:56,
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it's very odd... they've made porn all pointy eared
this isn't nsfw... it's class...
www14.brinkster.com/cheeseporn/
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:58,
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www14.brinkster.com/cheeseporn/
I looked at the strip till my brain said stop, strangely strange
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 3:01,
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Edit: I just added loads to mi profile so check it out
www.KillerKittyisactuallyapenguin.com
Turns out it isn't real.
//edit Woo to the pic
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:50,
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Turns out it isn't real.
//edit Woo to the pic
in the mail that my divorce was officially final yesterday.
It's weird.
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:38,
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It's weird.
...the kind of smile only a jar of Domos can bring.
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:23,
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That source picture's got real potential. Do you have a version with the jar empty?
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:24,
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Edit: ... Houston... we have a problem.... *rummages more*
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:24,
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... they be after you.....? Or anyone....?
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:43,
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... as I recall, there were more with the same kid and jar.
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:39,
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I'm hoping my spam pal will make then think it was a joke
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:49,
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and seeing as i am only reposting tonight - have a jar related post from "If Cats Ruled the World" comp...

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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:27,
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Only click if you have seen The Usual Suspects
Yep its poop but I thought I should try to make something this week to try and increase hummus levels.
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:18,
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Yep its poop but I thought I should try to make something this week to try and increase hummus levels.
I don't want to spoil the film for people who haven't seen it yet.
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:22,
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KEVIN SPACEY IS KAISER SÖZE
KEVIN SPACEY IS KAISER SÖZE
KEVIN SPACEY IS KAISER SÖZE
KEVIN SPACEY IS KAISER SÖZE
see - you can post it now.
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:25,
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KEVIN SPACEY IS KAISER SÖZE
KEVIN SPACEY IS KAISER SÖZE
KEVIN SPACEY IS KAISER SÖZE
see - you can post it now.
BRUCE WILLIS IS A GHOST
BRUCE WILLIS IS A GHOST
BRUCE WILLIS IS A GHOST
BRUCE WILLIS IS A GHOST
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:26,
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BRUCE WILLIS IS A GHOST
BRUCE WILLIS IS A GHOST
BRUCE WILLIS IS A GHOST
but never mind i couldn't really give a monkeys. and i knew anyway. and i'm not going to watch it cos it looked a bit shite.
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:27,
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DARTH VADER IS LUKE SYWALKER'S FATHER
DARTH VADER IS LUKE SYWALKER'S FATHER
DARTH VADER IS LUKE SYWALKER'S FATHER
DARTH VADER IS LUKE SYWALKER'S FATHER
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:28,
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DARTH VADER IS LUKE SYWALKER'S FATHER
DARTH VADER IS LUKE SYWALKER'S FATHER
DARTH VADER IS LUKE SYWALKER'S FATHER
THE DETECTIVE DID IT
THE DETECTIVE DID IT
THE DETECTIVE DID IT
THE DETECTIVE DID IT
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:32,
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THE DETECTIVE DID IT
THE DETECTIVE DID IT
THE DETECTIVE DID IT
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:34,
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SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE
*ahem*
AZAZEL WINS AND HOBBES DIES
AZAZEL WINS AND HOBBES DIES
AZAZEL WINS AND HOBBES DIES
AZAZEL WINS AND HOBBES DIES
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:39,
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AZAZEL WINS AND HOBBES DIES
AZAZEL WINS AND HOBBES DIES
AZAZEL WINS AND HOBBES DIES
AZAZEL WINS AND HOBBES DIES
THE IRA MAN'S LOVER IS REALLY A TRANSVESTITE
THE IRA MAN'S LOVER IS REALLY A TRANSVESTITE
THE IRA MAN'S LOVER IS REALLY A TRANSVESTITE
THE IRA MAN'S LOVER IS REALLY A TRANSVESTITE
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:39,
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THE IRA MAN'S LOVER IS REALLY A TRANSVESTITE
THE IRA MAN'S LOVER IS REALLY A TRANSVESTITE
THE IRA MAN'S LOVER IS REALLY A TRANSVESTITE
TYLER DURDEN IS IN ED NORTON'S HEAD
TYLER DURDEN IS IN ED NORTON'S HEAD
TYLER DURDEN IS IN ED NORTON'S HEAD
TYLER DURDEN IS IN ED NORTON'S HEAD
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:43,
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TYLER DURDEN IS IN ED NORTON'S HEAD
TYLER DURDEN IS IN ED NORTON'S HEAD
TYLER DURDEN IS IN ED NORTON'S HEAD
Sean Bean gets his info from the aide
Sean Bean gets his info from the aide
Sean Bean gets his info from the aide
Sean Bean gets his info from the aide
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:57,
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Sean Bean gets his info from the aide
Sean Bean gets his info from the aide
Sean Bean gets his info from the aide
PACINO IS THE DEVIL
PACINO IS THE DEVIL
PACINO IS THE DEVIL
PACINO IS THE DEVIL
yay! i thought of one!
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:35,
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PACINO IS THE DEVIL
PACINO IS THE DEVIL
PACINO IS THE DEVIL
yay! i thought of one!
Einhorn is Finkle
Finkle is Einhorn
Einhorn is Finkle
Finkle is Einhorn
*sigh* i am crap.
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:37,
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Finkle is Einhorn
Einhorn is Finkle
Finkle is Einhorn
*sigh* i am crap.
for the bit with the poisoned girl, that's a great bit
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:30,
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"well you see.. my dad was away, so i found his gun.. and..."
edit/ couldn't remember the poisoned girl bit, remember it now though.. it was so sad! the father's there like "nooooo" and he's like "yyyeesss" and they're all like "mayybbbeee"... sorry... i'm hyper today
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:31,
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edit/ couldn't remember the poisoned girl bit, remember it now though.. it was so sad! the father's there like "nooooo" and he's like "yyyeesss" and they're all like "mayybbbeee"... sorry... i'm hyper today
THE SHIP SINKS THE SHIP SINKS THE SHIP SINKS THE SHIP SINKS THE SHIP SINKS THE SHIP SINKS THE SHIP SINKS
So that's Titanic ruined then.
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:32,
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So that's Titanic ruined then.
it's a foregone conclusion a film about a real life sinking
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:34,
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MY BALLS ARE GREEN!
MY BALLS ARE GREEN!
MY BALLS ARE GREEN!
MY BALLS ARE GREEN!
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:29,
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MY BALLS ARE GREEN!
MY BALLS ARE GREEN!
MY BALLS ARE GREEN!
do you steal the scrip pad to make false prescriptions ala trainspotting
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:35,
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just showed her my balls
they were green
she fainted
i killed her
had sex with her dead body
left
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:38,
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they were green
she fainted
i killed her
had sex with her dead body
left
that's just disgusting! grow up!
eurgh! you sicken me!
i'm phoning the police... wait a minute..

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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:42,
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eurgh! you sicken me!
i'm phoning the police... wait a minute..

6"1' how much bigger would you like me
and I'm not the one shagging the dead
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:43,
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and I'm not the one shagging the dead
i'm destined to be about 5"9
my family are shortarses
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:44,
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my family are shortarses
well damn you've spoiled it now
/runs off crying
though some cunt did that on the baddiel/skinner show re: sixth sense
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:27,
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/runs off crying
though some cunt did that on the baddiel/skinner show re: sixth sense
A bit like the 'mini adventure' ads. There should be more of these:)
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:22,
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but i clicked...
yet i do have the DVD in my bedroom... does that count?
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:24,
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yet i do have the DVD in my bedroom... does that count?
Now you're gonna have to take some Rhohypnol to forget what you've seen before watching the film.
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:25,
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i take that anyway... erm.. what were you talking about again? was it me? it was me wasn't it! soooo cold! so very very- shut up you! no, i'm not you! i'm madonna! woo! ywah.... cold... mm... cheese
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:28,
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love the end of that film, where the cop scans all the posted things on the pin board
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:26,
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...Microsoft hired chimps from the zoo for peanuts, and used code from past archives...
...The results made even Windows ME look amazing.

Click for full size
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:14,
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...The results made even Windows ME look amazing.

Click for full size
tj:
anyone know why on folders in xp, i choose properties and it has a square in read-only, when i click off this and press ok, it goes back to read only again?
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:16,
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anyone know why on folders in xp, i choose properties and it has a square in read-only, when i click off this and press ok, it goes back to read only again?
...if it all worked the way you expected it to, it would be no fun.
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:19,
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i should of addeded illegal operations all over the screen and a BSOD...
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:22,
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it's bigger, whatever it is
edit - now renamed since it's a meerkat
evenin'... or should i say, night!
god i'm such a nightcrawler...
actually... they should put what you are in your profile...
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:05,
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god i'm such a nightcrawler...
actually... they should put what you are in your profile...
"Usual posting time: "and then you can select one from a menu like your icon
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:07,
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that's the top people from those times...
i'm saying each profile should say it for the individual person
edit/ just cause yooouu'reeee on the stats..
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:09,
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i'm saying each profile should say it for the individual person
edit/ just cause yooouu'reeee on the stats..
and i post quite a bit, so it's sort of logical! :)
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:11,
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..but then, I have no life, so that's logical too.
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:14,
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not everyone is on the stats, nor do all the people on the stats have a nice little box saying when the post a lot
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:09,
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you set your standard time...
and on your profile it adds how many posts you do at each timespan and says: "Nightcrawler" or "Dayshifter" etc
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:08,
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and on your profile it adds how many posts you do at each timespan and says: "Nightcrawler" or "Dayshifter" etc
but it's also a lot of coding that would have to be added into the board. whereas a time menu would require almost none
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:10,
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it would just be a case of making each person's entry to the DB or table etc have a:
morning = 127
afternoon = 262
evening = 143
night = 798
then have some simple maths equations...
"you are a nightcrawler"
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:12,
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morning = 127
afternoon = 262
evening = 143
night = 798
then have some simple maths equations...
"you are a nightcrawler"
everytime someone viewed your profile, but since it adds on one post to the total every time you post, it could easily just add it to one of four different totals for the time of day, sum them up for the total, and show the biggest.
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:16,
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i'm sure cal has much better things to do with his time.
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:17,
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I CARE GREATLY!
WHY AM I WRITING IN CAPS?
I FEEL LIKE A TROLL!
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:18,
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WHY AM I WRITING IN CAPS?
I FEEL LIKE A TROLL!
what great difference will it make to your life, or b3ta for that matter?
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:20,
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thats why i was saying we should go with something that requires nearly no coding, if anything. and even though it would be nice, it's really not that neccesary
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:21,
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then again, it would only count from when the option was added to this site... so at first it would be inaccurate
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:17,
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i couldn't think of the name to save my life
/dies
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:06,
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/dies
Apparently they make great pets, there was some odd pets program on and this goth couple had one, very cute (and the merkat was cute too:)
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:06,
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not acutally a monkey, but they hop pretty cool
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:05,
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(I spent some time feeding them a little while ago).
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:07,
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i very much like them, it's shame monkeys and lemurs cant b domesticated :(
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:08,
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They love grapes and you can at least get them to be 'polite' about how they grab them :) Although I did have a young lemur climbing into the bucket of food I had, very very cute.
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:11,
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The place I was at was the "Paradise Wildlife Park" which is somewhere just north of London.
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:15,
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provides a reasonable answer to every question
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:13,
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wallpapery
Puff, the magic dragon, lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honalee.
Little Jackie Paper loved that rascal Puff
And brought him strings and sealing wax and other fancy stuff.
Together they would travel on boat with billowed sail
Jackie kept a lookout perched on Puff's gigantic tail
Noble kings and princes would bow whene'er they came
Pirate ships would lower their flags when Puff roared out his name.
coming from someone named
"greasy loo".
kidding! just... kidding...
hi hello howareya
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:09,
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"greasy loo".
kidding! just... kidding...
hi hello howareya
It was just- I was just- it was supposed to be-
don't cry!
I've got a terrible cold and a fever and should be in bed sleeping now! it wasn't me talking it was the fever!
I swear!
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:18,
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don't cry!
I've got a terrible cold and a fever and should be in bed sleeping now! it wasn't me talking it was the fever!
I swear!
that song, I associate it with childhood traumas and bedwetting...
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:12,
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it's my fault I'm fucked up eh? Whatever happened to "a product of society" etc...
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:15,
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No such thing - it's all just in your head.
You bed-wetter you.
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:18,
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You bed-wetter you.
No, not that I mean Alf is beautiful, at least not in that way ... although the more I look at him, the more I ... hang on, I'll be right back!
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:01,
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Hasn't that been done to death with the "If Germany won the war" compo though?
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:09,
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Do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it.
Do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it.
Do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it.
Do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it.
That is all.
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:12,
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Do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it.
Do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it.
Do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it.
That is all.
ok a compo by me for everyone to enter
nah I'll leave that to the experts
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:15,
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nah I'll leave that to the experts
do not just an ape make
I read the faq and now I'm faqed
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:01,
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I read the faq and now I'm faqed
you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind hey mickey!
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 1:55,
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i reposted in a thread a few days ago - but dunno whether you actually replied.
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 1:57,
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utterly mad and very woo
I was thinking rocket grenade attack or the paul goes down
ooer
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:03,
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I was thinking rocket grenade attack or the paul goes down
ooer
artist has used the dsf adsf in a painting, was at the baltic
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:05,
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I knew it was b3tan in some way but I'd not come across the whole dsf adsf affair at the time, still unsure
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:14,
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they are the keys on the left, and it is standard typing lesson stuff.
it was only a matter of time - but it was a great moment on b3ta.
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:19,
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it was only a matter of time - but it was a great moment on b3ta.
realised you're right about typing exercises I did those on a 'computer course' I was on, when I say computer I mean secretarial/clerical, stupid careers place
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:24,
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elephants were recorded for tie fighter sounds, by the filename and remarks
but i don't know.
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 1:56,
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but i don't know.
where it's tusk is. Then be repulsed and avoid it. (is that what you meant?)
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 1:56,
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i see now...very good, still dont understand the star wars reference
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 1:57,
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that elephant is just passing that other elephant, actually.
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 1:58,
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I wanted to shop one elephant kicking another in the nuts, but my skills aren't that hot yet (especially this late at night)
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 1:58,
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you were right, I belive tie fighter sounds were made from elephant sounds, at least that's what I picked up from watching Star Wars the other day
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:01,
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I don't know the trivia well enough. Ask a clever clogs.
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 1:58,
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about the difference between 'subtle' and 'completely fucking obscure except to worshippers of old sci-fi movies' shall we.
And where the hell is stupot?
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 2:39,
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And where the hell is stupot?
zigazigazigazigazigazigazigazigazigazigazigazigazigazigazigazigazigazig
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 1:47,
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I would pay a good deal for a monkey who could do that
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 3:56,
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that it shows the peak of the male and female form.
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 1:46,
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the inside of svenno's skin is clouds, i think that's so when he flies he just turns inside out and he's invisible to the naked eye
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 1:43,
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its some kind of bird, but i don't know what the hell its head is
that's what it is.
and i'd assume beaver/seal for the head.
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 1:39,
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and i'd assume beaver/seal for the head.
slightly seal-like, but i wouldn't put money on it. it might run away.
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 1:40,
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yay for auto suggest, I only had to put CO and it popped up!
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Sun 12 Oct 2003, 1:42,
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