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# The other breeders laughed . .
But nobody could touch him for mouse hunting . .

(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:26, archived)
# those crazy ukrainians
woo
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:27, archived)
# Is that Saddam?
??
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:28, archived)
# Yeah . .
After the overthrow he returned to his one true love . . breeding Kittenhawks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:28, archived)
# i always knew
he was a good man at heart.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:30, archived)
[challenge entry] .

Just another haxor who remained uncaught
(TheTruffleShuffle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:25, archived)
# rofl
a|| of j00 H0'5 r b3l0n6 to u5
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:25, archived)
# Blimey
Jack teh Ripper!

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:26, archived)
# woo
and goodnight
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:26, archived)
# yaaaaargh
incomprehensible murders!

"What was the motive, sir?"
"We're unsure... the killer's note made brainchundering slog-not sense"
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:26, archived)
# Hahahah!
Best entry yet, too woo for words!
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:39, archived)
# nice
you are indeed l33t
(kiwi damo, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:08, archived)
# ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz
going a bit slow im looking forward to some good stuff out of this gap in procedings
(BigBobbyh, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:22, archived)
# if you look down..V
then no
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:23, archived)
# have a pearoast and get shopping
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:34, archived)
# nope
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:23, archived)
# _you_ make something good
that's how it works.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:24, archived)
# it is?
crap *goes and deletes all 4900+ posts*
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:26, archived)
# aww damn
i missed my 5000th post
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:26, archived)
# so many robs
so little time


one day soon i may have to contribute cash to b3ta. But not TOO soon. I am a student.
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:26, archived)
# i know but
am on rubbish computers at uni
and am at a particular all time low of hummous
(BigBobbyh, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:26, archived)
# which uni?
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:27, archived)
# brookes
(BigBobbyh, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:27, archived)
# pah
Leeds all the way!
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:28, archived)
# I've got degrees from both of those
does that make me hard or big or clever?
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:43, archived)
# woo
yay.
(vt8879, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:51, archived)
# "if you're shit - then shut your mouth"
fair enough?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:27, archived)
# mioaw!!
i thought you guys put that crappy filter in to promote fluffyness.....

that aint much of an example is it :P
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:28, archived)
# it's getting tense in the big b3ta house
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:29, archived)
# The filter is genius!
It's made b3ta much more enjoyable over the past few days.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:30, archived)
# ah mystery bob san
hello and good evening to you
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:30, archived)
# good
evening
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:32, archived)
# some may say night
byebye
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:33, archived)
# it was only meant to be on for a few days
but then Cal had some PC problems so it's still here. Oh well.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:31, archived)
# please get rid asap?
you proved your point and added cranberry to the list of stuff newbies have to work out as well :D
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:32, archived)
# see above post
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:34, archived)
# looks for fence
......

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:35, archived)
# The filter has been magnificent...
...and I am sure it's all part of the big social experiment that is b3ta. The cries of 'censorship' and 'free speech' have been fantastic.

It's not a nation state where we have any kind of rights, it's a messagebord on the internet where we abide by the rules of the people who run it.

Besides, promoting ingenuity and creativity in insults can't be a bad thing.

(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:35, archived)
# and I really like using
the word 'cranberry' (not cunt) instead of swearing :) Many's the time today I've been heard to shout 'you fucking cranberry' at things.....
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:38, archived)
# Yes.
Much drunken fun shouting "Watermelon Cranberry" very loudly in the pub last night wasn't there Mr Witchy....

Did you walk home then?
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:44, archived)
# ner, taxi.
thank fook we didn't do that on a freyder or satda neet 'cos I'd have been royally fucksocked.....
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:47, archived)
# Yes.
It was rather splendid actually... Much fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:48, archived)
# plan the next one for
when Mrs Witchy has lots of marking to do, then I get carte blanche to nick off to the pub :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:55, archived)
# Grrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:40, archived)
# I'm all in favour of filtering really unpleasant stuff.
Though not going as far as shockwave.com; the high score tablesfor their games show my name (well, my daughter's - I'm far too slow to get a high score) as "C*IDY".
(I helped save b3ta! Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:43, archived)
# yeah I know
it's not a specific slight at the guy. But sometimes I read stuff going, "This is shit. I'm crap." and I think, "Yep. You're right. Why share it?"
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:30, archived)
# i will reply to every thread with my penny thoughts
i don't tell people when it's crap


i just stick in hoskins and hope for the best
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:31, archived)
# ROFL
couldnt you make a seperate user id just for faming people and therefore keep your fluffy as fuck rep intact? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:31, archived)
# I would
but I haven't been able to log out for over a year. Cal tells me to delete my cookies but watermelon that.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:32, archived)
# id get the hump if i was forced to delete my cookies too
mmm cookies
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:33, archived)
# 'You can checkout...'
but you can never leave
(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:33, archived)
# When someone says, "This is really rubbish, but I am posting it anyway..."
I think that means, "Please contradict me and say nice things about my picture."

I know that's what I mean when I say that kind of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:31, archived)
# yep - you're right about the psychology of it
but it hardly sells the work does it?

Imagine TV listing:

9:00 The Woo Show - don't mind us. We're a bit crap. You'll probably want to watch the other side.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:34, archived)
# I would like to respond to that kind of post...
...with, "You're right, it is shit!"

But I'm far too nice to do that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:36, archived)
# well.
that's certainly improved it.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:25, archived)
# how about something gourd?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:26, archived)
# If things are slow...
...that's your cue to make a picture, not demand it from others.

It's a mutual thing, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:26, archived)
# wasnt
demanding was looking forwad to...
(BigBobbyh, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:27, archived)
# Thread Jack
manic's www.interwebnet.org is doing good
but i thought a few umages for you to work with may help him out
subject: The Queen Loves Bush
here
(poons, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:27, archived)
# Jim really did choose the wrong night to do the dinosaur gags.
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:22, archived)
# hehehe is that bearded hoskins
in the audience?

Wooo
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:24, archived)
# yes it is
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:25, archived)
# oh he's shopped in
and here was me thinking I was being all clever seeing unintentional link

watermelon nuts
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:26, archived)
# hahahaha
yes not very well shopped as it's late and i can't be arsed
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:26, archived)
# Hurrah! That's super :)
It's Izzard, in't it? His dinosaur set in Circle was one of his best-
"The reason I don't believe in God is that he must've created the dinosaurs, wiped them out and stood around for 60 millions years going 'dum de dum dum dum de dum...'" or something to that effect.
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:33, archived)
# i got bored again so i did def leppard to go with slayer



slayer: www.b3ta.com/board/2359271
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:12, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:14, archived)
# okay
well if no-one is going to put up any more for a while then i'm going to bed
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:22, archived)
# Oh !
You took me quite by surprise !


(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:09, archived)
# woo
does his mummy do the maths for him?

edit/ hey tazaban, at least i wasnt the only person to see your post this time :)
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:10, archived)
# Bloody early developers
What do they put in baby milk these days?
(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:11, archived)
# !
SPUNT(tm)
(dognutz, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:15, archived)
# you can't see who's under the desk
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:11, archived)
#
its michael jackson
(BigBobbyh, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:16, archived)
# Bad Cat Thing


Click to see the original Coukventure the animation was based on.
(I helped save b3ta! Couk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:06, archived)
# thats horrible and incredibly good
woo
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:07, archived)
# tubgirltacular!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:08, archived)
# !
i said, !
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:09, archived)
# awww poor kitty
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:08, archived)
# yippee
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:08, archived)
# What the,...
thats making my head go "Fnnnyaaaaaarggghhh!!!"..

(although that is a good thing)
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:08, archived)
# really?
I would have sworn it went "GGGGGRRRAAAAALLLLLAAHHH!!"
(siddy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:15, archived)
# No...
that was my left elbow. It could have maybe been my little toe, although that usually just goes "Phhhh-Ping! Pfffphhhh-Ping!"
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:16, archived)
# I'm looking forward to Christmas at the Vader's this year
(lib319, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:04, archived)
# lol
must be a BIG tree. what do they hang by?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:05, archived)
# Duh!
The force!
(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:06, archived)
# hahahahahahah
ahahhahahahahahahah :)
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:07, archived)
# i
just thought of that
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:08, archived)
# by the fieplace
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:07, archived)
# those are no baubles...
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:10, archived)
# THIS JUST IN
Michael Jackson was captured today while in public.

He was wearing a disguise:


Poor choice.. and badly done, yes

edit:" Damn, was it removed???
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:03, archived)
# eh?
what?

who?

Agent smith?

i just dont know..
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:04, archived)
# Tch...
It's Townsend silly.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:04, archived)
# same agian
who?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:05, archived)
# adamant?
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:06, archived)
# stand
and deliver?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:08, archived)
# is it?
looks like paul gadd to me ...


unless you did a 'funny' ...
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:07, archived)
# ahem:


this is NOT edited
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:07, archived)
# i wish my hair was that crazee
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:09, archived)
# are you
insane?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:10, archived)
# no
are you?

I here it's quite nice this time of moon
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:10, archived)
# yes i am
actually or i want to be when im older
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:11, archived)
# good career choice
my young gopher
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:13, archived)
# no
i want to be INSANE not a small fluffy mammal, unless its a meercat or a kitten meme
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:16, archived)
# i see
but beware the turnip grower, for he is deceptive
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:23, archived)
# It's 'Up The' Gary Glitter
He's a big peado too.
(Rtee Fufkin would like to state that any views aired in the above statement have nothing to do with Rtee Fufkin)
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:11, archived)
# why does that remind me of ozzie?
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:06, archived)
# not badly done at all, quite the opposite
woo yay and ihyrihftysb!!!

and for those that missed it earlier, a shameless repost for the evening crowd (which I must say looks suspiciously like the day crowd...)
Mezzotint of the year
(dognutz, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:07, archived)
# hey
im neither day nor night crowd, im sorta after-school till bedtime crowd lol. nice pic tho, a bit too full? woo
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:09, archived)
# thanks
I'll admit it was hard to work in dirigible/diving suit/Tower Bridge and giant squid into 280 pixels. I spent many seconds with the clone tool removing several vessels from the background :)
(dognutz, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:13, archived)
# woo
hairymuff (fair enough but better)
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:16, archived)
# J. Nicholson?
maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:07, archived)
# OH MY GAWD!
It's Gary Glitter!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:08, archived)
# actually
it's his evil twin,

Balphazar Glitter
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:10, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:56, archived)
# shoot!
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:58, archived)
# bring back clinton!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:58, archived)
# why? was your aim off last time?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:58, archived)
# clinton
schplinton.
Reagan is where it's at.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:00, archived)
# Scooby doo can doo doo
but Jimmy Carter is smarter
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:01, archived)
# WG Grace
had hair all over his face.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:02, archived)
# of batters revered
he was the most feared
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:03, archived)
# but simply a turd
compared to dickie bird
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:05, archived)
# he never played cricket
to a decent level.
the cranberry.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:09, archived)
# and for lunch, he adored battered plaice.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:05, archived)
# D'oh!
Ronnie Biggs stole a packet of cigs
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:03, archived)
# reagan smeagan
bring back nixon

evening folks
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:01, archived)
# f d r!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:01, archived)
# Woodrow Wilson!
He's the man, he beat them all with his special plan!
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:05, archived)
# Wait!
until they are in single file, save a bullet!
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:58, archived)
# just beat them to death with your hands
more fun
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:07, archived)
# "you're all a bunch of bastards"
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:59, archived)
# izzzzzzzzzzard
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:59, archived)
# i've come to invade your space,
ooooh i've come to invade your spaaace.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:01, archived)
# space invaders
that game was always top banana
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:02, archived)
# and how!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:04, archived)
# "i hate you, personally..
bye!"
(harmless kitty, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:01, archived)
# use a q
rocket launcher!!! get them all AND that policeman
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:00, archived)
# I introduce a new strand of science...
First Tattyshop post folks! Yay.
(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:56, archived)
# haha
wooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:57, archived)
# hehe Blatant pea-rost!
Here we go!
A History of B3TA decay...
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:19, archived)
# He he he
that's great!
(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:25, archived)
# woo yay houpla :D
you finally learnd to shop :)

now lean some html :D

(sorry lol im sure its very woo)

edit: woo
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:58, archived)
# I know how to shop
and write HTML... Just a case of not having the tools on this puter.

Edit: Ah, yes, I see what you meant by that. img tags have src not href. I'm half asleep here... Autopilot etc etc.
(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:58, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:02, archived)
# they are:
the only memes i get tired of
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:58, archived)
# make something good
yourself then ...
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:04, archived)
# only have
paint mash and piss pot.
anyway im everyone says my stuff is PHALIC muttermutter mutter
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:14, archived)
# haha!
spiffy.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:58, archived)
# woo to the quo
shameless pearost opp.
kidney stone(s)
(I helped save b3ta! Paintmash, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:59, archived)
# fantastic!
you'll never put that much thought into a 'shop ever again :)...
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:00, archived)
# The idea
and pun happened whilst I was revising some Quantum stuff. Who knows where inspiration will strike next.

If at all.
(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:01, archived)
# it will happen again
when you least expect it ....

it's definatly one of the more obscure quo pics i've seen, woo to you :)

(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:06, archived)
# that is
the most complex "woo yay" candidate ive ever seen
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:07, archived)
# Work avoidance
... I could do quantum physics or quotum physics. Which would you prefer?
(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:08, archived)
# Quantum physics is fun
but Quotum physics has the added woo factor. Did you also know that its impossible to know both the position and velocity of the quo at the same time?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:12, archived)
# Indeed
This did cause problems experimentially trying to record the quo wavefunction.
(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:13, archived)
# Is that anything to do with the famous
"Schroedingers Quo" experiment, where he locked the Quo in a box.

For no reason, just because.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:15, archived)
# Yeah
but there was a big problem with it - they carried on singing, so we knew if they were alive or not. It collapsed the quotum wave function.
(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:16, archived)
# quick edit for comic effect.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:53, archived)
# are you gonna edit that or what :D
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:54, archived)
# hahahahah
woo subtle
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:54, archived)
# What did you edit?
I know subtlety seems to be the current bandwagon/meme...

but, am I missing something here?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:56, archived)
# aah well
that proves my stereotypical views on americans ;)

(sorry ;)
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:57, archived)
# touche :D
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:58, archived)
# Pardon me?
what the watermelon does that mean you little twunt?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:04, archived)
# that
you are all fat and stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:07, archived)
# Really?
You fucking think so? Jeff, don't.. not today. I'm in a fighting mood and I will get angry.

So before it even begins, just fucking cool it you little British Blouse wearing poodle walker!

edit: And then I saw your edit... NICE and subtle, I completely skipped over it! It is woo and I am a dolt for missing it.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:10, archived)
# no i don't "really think so"
but that is the stereotypical view. (your president doesn't help ;)

i'm scottish - anywhere in the world people will assume i wear a kilt and eat haggis (have done neither)

you're american. everywhere else will assume you are fat and stupid (and maybe want to bomb them).

it's up to you to prove them wrong.

and yes, you are a "dolt" ;)
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:22, archived)
# Well, don't you?
yeah.. serves me right for just glancing at the picture.

I do try and prove that stereotype wrong, but just as sure as you like the taste of Haggus*, my idiot shows up at times.

*You may not actually like the taste of haggus
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:27, archived)
# i might well like the taste of haggis
but if you think i'm going to intentionally ingest sheep offal stuffed into it's own stomach you have another thing coming ;)

we will never know.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:30, archived)
# It means
That because you didn't get the post that he posted just up there, his pre-conceived ideas of Americans, specifically the notion that they are largely unintelligent, nay, stupid, are therefore rendered plausible.

Ok? ;p
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:07, archived)
# awww...
go and protest my President or something...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:14, archived)
# Hee hee
I had been holding on to that one for a while, trying to think of summat, but that never occurred to me!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:01, archived)
# heh
nice quickness
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:02, archived)
# pah
it's taken me this long to get that.

*ashamed*
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:09, archived)
# Mcdonalds new campaign??
I saw this picture (no, it hasn't been digitally altered - just someone with a ladder and a sense of humour) and thought of this site :-)

Personally, I think McDonalds should have thought out their slogan slightly better.

i'll try again tommorrow when I can host it on a decent server
(Heresy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:52, archived)
# nononono
golden arches

not redex
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:53, archived)
# pearoast



(BigBobbyh, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:55, archived)
# rofl
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:56, archived)
# woo
i want one
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:57, archived)
# your goddddddddddddd is dead,
and noone careeeeeees
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:55, archived)
# What's on your christmas list?


Available for £11.99 at WOOLWORTHS
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:51, archived)
# Does it also include
UHF signal?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:52, archived)
# Side 2 of
Metal Machine Music ?

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:53, archived)
# Woo!
My favourite band!

(and TV channel)
(Indole Ring, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:53, archived)
# i'll only buy it if it has that hit
"hczrhzczrhrzhcrzhczrhczrhz"
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:55, archived)
# you do realise
that such things exist?

mr aphex twin did a white noise set a while back at a bjork gig.

and there's a few japanese chaps too. (and probably some germans)
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:55, archived)
# or
Whitehouse
Sutcliffe Jugend
Brighter Death Now
a number of artists signhed to Cold Meat industry record label. Falling under the Power Electronics genre
Merzbow
and some Wumpscut
Not to mention the power noise variety:
Converter
Winterkalte
Noisex
Asche
Synapscape
Artists signed to ant-zen and Hands production labels
If they all seem a little scary, have a look at rollin n scrachin - daft punk
(sleipnir, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:00, archived)
# ;)
what's power noise?
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:03, archived)
# go.
here
click on the icon and then go to the 'noise' section.
Download the MP3's thee
Play. listen enjoy.
This is power noise
buy the album cause it's great
(sleipnir, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:07, archived)
# cheers!
sounds good! i've always liked hardcore gabber/breakcore kind of stuff - usually a bit more structured (dj scud is a personal favourite) but i'll look into it.

ta.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:18, archived)
# it's on mine
very woop
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:03, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:49, archived)
# pardon me sir..
but would you have any spare hummus?

BECAUSE THAT IS WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:50, archived)
# cheers
.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:59, archived)
# He's great
Inn'he
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 23:11, archived)
# Something in my mind

View his ass!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:48, archived)
# Uh...
It's a very disturbed mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:51, archived)
# hummus desperatly needed...
(just to fill this space, I think b3ta is slowly taking over the tv.)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:54, archived)
# now
that is NOT a bad thing, infact its BRILLIANT cos i can say: i sort of knew him, before he was famous, i went to his faveourite website, i was a member
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:56, archived)
# I know it's a good thing.
They've taken over tv and radio, books next?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:59, archived)
# Inspired by StickyLabel


Yes, I have no hummus today.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:48, archived)
# wooo!
i did something useful for once!!! a SNARK
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:49, archived)
# It may be
crappily animated later...

I'm not sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:51, archived)
# well
make sure i see it :P
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:53, archived)
# Bloody hell, Nohands!
What have you done?
(Indole Ring, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:47, archived)
# Oooh . .
That albert must've hurt !!

(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:48, archived)
# tres cool


looks like berk has a rival....
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:50, archived)
# OWWWWWWWW
woo though
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:49, archived)
# he's gone all punk on us
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:49, archived)
# visiting Berk
apparently
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:49, archived)
# yay
for nohands!
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:49, archived)
# The Adventures of Ross Kemp: Part Four



Part One
Part Two
Part Three
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:46, archived)
# hahahahahahah
you are super!
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:47, archived)
# pffft!
class :)



(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:47, archived)
# okay
woo but no more pleasssse

Fun for a GIRL or a BOY or ROSS KEMP
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:47, archived)
# it's a six part series
what can i say?
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:49, archived)
# you could say
"Okay I'll stop now because its a LITTLE repetitve and I'm getting bored of the same joke" please? or actually ill go offline in a bit so do what you like
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:52, archived)
# ah but it's not the same joke
and it's Ross

you gots to love im

there's no more tonight either
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:55, archived)
# wooyay!
gloriana johnathon
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:48, archived)
# hahaha
spleendid
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:49, archived)
# .


Evening all . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:45, archived)
# lo
well I give it a woo anyhow
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:46, archived)

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