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[challenge entry] Makes a nice change from

grass, madam.
edit: nope, it's no fucking better :@ (
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:46, archived)
# Dumb question
What station is the radio show on?

I'll delete this in a minute. Meanwhile, here's a pearoast.

(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:44, archived)
# Resonance Fm?
I could be wrong, never been able to get the darn thing to work
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:45, archived)
# what he said.
some work filters block audio streams, although its worked every time for me at wokr via realplayer
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:46, archived)
# 104.4fm
www.resonancefm.com
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:46, archived)
# no worky
worky
(I helped save b3ta! parsley, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:09, archived)
# yarr, the casting on the web be here:
www.resonancefm.com/audio.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:46, archived)
# puffer daddy

quick and ever ever so nasty
(south, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:44, archived)
[challenge entry] tj and repost
(oops, sorry, didn't realise you could make a reply a compo entry as well.. you live and learn)

(SmallEgg, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Well,
if everyones at it.
Doctor Octopus
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Ah go on then
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:00, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaah!!
It's my nightmare!
(Roland Deschain, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:44, archived)
# hehehehe
very poor
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:48, archived)
# I've seen worse
Except isn't he now.... Puff Dad or something? Like anyone gives a watermelon what he wants to call himself. I'll shut up now.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Gerald just didnt live up


to the name of his species.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:43, archived)
# This is what you get if you chop the Quo with a saw:
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:43, archived)
# some ones
going to explain that to their mums!
(south, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:47, archived)
# nah
watermelon'em
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:49, archived)
# *splat*
watermelon juice everywhere!

(that's funny before it gets censored)
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:52, archived)
[challenge entry] When you're desperate for work...


yes...it animates...
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:42, archived)
# hehe
monkeys are funny

(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:43, archived)
# Good enough for BK
but over qualified to front page!
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 16:04, archived)
# arf
nice hairnet!
(I helped save b3ta! spatuluk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:44, archived)
# No Mr Monkey!
Poor fella. Great pic!

Forgot how quickly the board moves on a Friday
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:44, archived)
# Very nice
facial expression here!
(I helped save b3ta! azerty, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:45, archived)
[challenge entry] The daily commute...
(Seafood Patella, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:42, archived)
# argh
REDEX!!
(Sweenster [Lurker Mode Deactivated], Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:42, archived)
# kill it
(The city of Metris The city never sleeps, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:44, archived)
# yes, agree
where's that pesky newsletter? It's nearly four o'clock dagnammit!
(I helped save b3ta! poshpaws, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:51, archived)
# redx gone
sorry it's up now worth waiting for? probably not.
(Seafood Patella, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:52, archived)
# Mrs thirdman's got some explaining to do
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:41, archived)
# I don't think so.
She's been fucking rabbits.

Clearly.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:41, archived)
# well, I know that
she said she was on the pill
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:42, archived)
# Maybe the pill
was Rabbit-Attractant
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:44, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:43, archived)
# Ohhhh
Shocking!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:43, archived)
# The trip to the
cinema went well then?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:45, archived)
# Matrix 3 sucks
that's all I'm saying on the subject...

though there are some photos from her birthday on wednesday that aren't seing the light of day
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:47, archived)
# go on!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:49, archived)
# not that kind of photo, perv
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:53, archived)
# no no
say more!
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Carpenter Ant

2nd pearoast for compo
(StinkyCheeseMan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:41, archived)
# I was expecting
Karen, for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:44, archived)
# ?
WTFAYBOA
edit:Duh? I just got it.
(StinkyCheeseMan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:45, archived)
# Karen Carpenter
She's only just begun.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:45, archived)
# to eat?
or vomit
(StinkyCheeseMan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:46, archived)
# see you
in hell
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:50, archived)
# If in doubt...
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenous bug-blatter beast, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:40, archived)
# go for
the domestics?
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:41, archived)
# watch Beadles About
ARRRGGHH KILL IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Peet, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:41, archived)
# shop a kitten!!!!



whooo...me eyes is gone all funny now!


(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Pearoast for compo

Army ants
(StinkyCheeseMan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:39, archived)
# Very nice.
yuppy yup yup
(fluffy dead ferret, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Cutting out the middle man?
yeah, I know it's shit

(Random Visitor #1999, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:36, archived)
# Dont put yourself down
that's our job
(Skippy_T, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:41, archived)
# I likes it
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:42, archived)
# Hahaha!
Great stuff! :o)
(Jillish, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:11, archived)
# TEH FORUM
IS FULL OF CUNTS
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 20:10, archived)
[challenge entry] No wonder there so fucking slow!


Bloody trains are never on time!
(I helped save b3ta! Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:36, archived)
# That looks like a cool model
Where did you get the background pic/model from ?
(Bytrix, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:38, archived)
# reply
Errrrm.....

Type "train" in google images and click on 9 mate.
(I helped save b3ta! Zenith - SAVE THE DUCKS!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:39, archived)
# A SEAT!
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Michael Fish
Michael Fish

Says it'll be warm but wet this weekend.
(FuzzKat, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:33, archived)
# Hehehe
Great
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:33, archived)
# *prepares for cold hurricaine*
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:34, archived)
# but the map shows no indication of a shower
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:34, archived)
# it shows no sign of cloud
except for large circles over the UK
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:35, archived)
# and
imminent attack from giant pointy arrow circles
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:39, archived)
# Iraqi border guards were surprised by the first wave...
...turns out CNN were right after all.
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:51, archived)
# looks more like patrick moore
meh, patrick moore is a fish
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:35, archived)
# ?
why are male symbols in the water?
(Limpy713 Thu 21 Nov, 15:59, Tues 1 Oct, 05:22, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:36, archived)
# .
Hooray for tacky punnage!
(I helped save b3ta! Shakmaaaaa!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:36, archived)
# /crap repost
(Barry Bethal, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:40, archived)
# the
expression is poifect!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Mango the extra-ordinary window-washing cat (very resaonable rates)!
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:30, archived)
# only seems to want to wash one part of the window
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:30, archived)
# that is because
you havent paid him yet...
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:31, archived)
# well, there arnt all that many windows on the moon
that need cleaning, no weather you see
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:32, archived)
# hurrar!
death to swaer filters!
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:31, archived)
# I love
it.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:32, archived)
# I've
Just shrunk my window down and moved the cat around. Now have a spiffingly clean monitor, and owe nobody anything. Is it bad to take advantage of cats? Or just kittens?
(wahey, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:34, archived)
# I think that kittens
should be taken advantage of from an early age - just so they dont grow up with any mis-conceptions...
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:35, archived)
# teehee


(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:29, archived)
# is that your school?
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:30, archived)
# yes
a year ago
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:31, archived)
# are you some kind of pikey boy?
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:33, archived)
# is that his hair?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:32, archived)
# yes that was my crappy hair.
nowadays it's worse
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:32, archived)
# .
i didn;t understand why he had a wet dog on his head.
(Limpy713 Thu 21 Nov, 15:59, Tues 1 Oct, 05:22, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:40, archived)
# and
is it him starring?
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:32, archived)
# Never mind that,
are you Jamie Oliver?
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:33, archived)
# Yay!
For eaty gifs!

(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:31, archived)
# .
now I feel unwell...
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:32, archived)
# where were you
yesterday? I popped by.
(I helped save b3ta! clangers, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:34, archived)
# Stalker
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:35, archived)
# yes, I was creeping
around her garden for hours.
(I helped save b3ta! clangers, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:38, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:32, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:39, archived)
# That is rather
spectacular
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:33, archived)
# Both are
excellent - but yours makes me feel particulary unwell.

[Edit] At least I'm not alone.
(I helped save b3ta! azerty, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:34, archived)
# if you stop that half way through
you look incredibly camp
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:34, archived)
# You mean
the bit where my little finger is raised into the air?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:34, archived)
# yes
that's the frame!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:35, archived)
# Yep,
consider how camp it would look if you saw what I was actually eating.
A biscuit.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:36, archived)
# Pink waifer?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:36, archived)
# It was a
Malted Milk...it had a cow on it.
OH the irony.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:37, archived)
# you raised your little finger
well lah DE dah! :D
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:37, archived)
# Is that you?
or a young Rick Astley?
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:32, archived)
# to answer all your replies
it is me. the weirdo who liked his webcam
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:34, archived)
[challenge entry] A freetoast
for the compo...

Midget gorillas replacing jockeys - it could work...
Click pic for gorilla/horse biggery
(byebye, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:26, archived)
# YAY
for midget gorillas, what other job could they do so well?
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Gotcha!

Nobody escapes the paparatzi.
(I helped save b3ta! clangers, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:26, archived)
# Hahahahaha
That's ace!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:27, archived)
# Very very nice indeed
have a Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:28, archived)
# yay
what a cool woo. I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! clangers, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:32, archived)
# Cheese!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:28, archived)
# Very
nice.

I like the thought of plague-ridden vermin having their jobs done by rats.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Almost, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 14:01, archived)

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