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(pantseatflyer, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:02, archived)

....

i've...always loved you

(yakmonkey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:04, archived)

whore

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zog why change it now?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:05, archived)

where?

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Or is it?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:06, archived)

There on the stair

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LP, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:07, archived)

where on the stair?

(

Dano, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:10, archived)

Right there

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LP, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:12, archived)

a little whore with clogs on, there on the stair, going "60 guilders BTW" on the stair

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Dano, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:13, archived)

Hurrah!

(

LP, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:15, archived)

with a ribbon in her fair hair

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zog why change it now?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:10, archived)

while she glares at tony blair

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zog why change it now?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:11, archived)

eating a pear in her underwear

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zog why change it now?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:13, archived)

not that i care

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Or is it?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:13, archived)

oh! you gave me a scare!

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zog why change it now?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:16, archived)

is it Chump Manbear???!!!!!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:19, archived)

or the Quo, what a pair!

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Or is it?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:23, archived)

maybe...i blame the scotch

(yakmonkey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:06, archived)

...i don't get it o.o

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Dano, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:04, archived)

we had a sort of formatting mindpiss going on there.

very odd.

I'd not seen it before.

(yakmonkey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:12, archived)

for people too drunk/lazy to scroll down to old posts...

I didn't really mean you or we were bookless morons. I was just trying to pretend. for the guy. the drunk guy. that likes to write about it. it was play play. so you take your tits and/or moobs out of your wringers and your hands off the cranks.

-oh, and pants.. just uh... keep doin your thing there...

(

zog why change it now?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:04, archived)

we know

don't fret, sah

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Dano, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:05, archived)

for once

pantseatflyer makes more sense than you do, zog

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Or is it?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:05, archived)

obviously not enough

whiskey.

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zog why change it now?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:07, archived)

hit the scotch!

i recommend talisker.

(yakmonkey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:10, archived)

Highland Park

(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:10, archived)

We all knew

kind sir

I read a book once, it were proper bo.

(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:07, archived)

ohh.... you british blokes!

you got me again, dincha? DINCHA!
*uninvited chuck under chin*
you dudes and yer fancy sarciasma or whateveryacallit.
I'm watching you!
har har har!
*kneeslap*
HAW HAW HAW!
*fart*
*another long, quavering fart with a squeaky ending*

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zog why change it now?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:09, archived)

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Dano, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:11, archived)

My flatmate is american

he understands the full range of irony and sarcasm, and he likes jokes about farts and poo, and sex wee come to that. One of us, one of us!

(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:12, archived)

well,

jolly good for him!

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zog why change it now?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:13, archived)

did you see me?

did you see me do the sarcasm there?
did you see what I did?

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zog why change it now?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:15, archived)

yes

nicely followed up with the attention-seeking and egotism.

a true meeting of cultures!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:18, archived)

arf

that is all.

i love america really, it's just the twatmangles you elect as leaders i have issues with

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Dano, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:20, archived)

no fucking kidding.

I was over here and didn't fucking absentee vote and I'm more ashamed of that than almost any other sordid detail of my past and rest assured I'm taking THAT little factoid to my grave.

oh shit.

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zog why change it now?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:22, archived)

in defense of my nation

the majority of us didn't vote for the current "leader".
damned two party system!

and he was voted in by his pappy's appointees.

(yakmonkey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:22, archived)

yeah,

what HE said!

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zog why change it now?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:24, archived)

however you dice it

he's still a jug-eared cranberry.

and thanks to the capture of santa.. errr, saddam, he'll probably get another 4 and then we're all fucked

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Dano, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:24, archived)

agreed.

and scared.

no one who has "found religion" should find political office in my opinion.

(yakmonkey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:26, archived)

No need

our brave European leaders will get together and sign some form of brilliant European constitution and we'll have a unified front for the rest of the Western World to face down Bush and say 'THUS FAR AND NO FURTHER YOU MONKEY-watermelon', o....... o no wait, no Poland will watermelon it all up, thanks guys.

(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:29, archived)

what, the european constitution?

watermelon that, the common market has us shafted enough thanks

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Dano, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:46, archived)

Spiffing

isn't it?

Tally-ho!

I'm off for a finely blended cigarette.

(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:15, archived)

I've been on b3ta almost every day

for almost two years now. and I was already pretty practiced at the irony and sarcasm, for anyone my age, let alone an american.

but now I am honed to a sharpened, tungsen-steel sarcasm MACHINE!

I can do all the shades of sarcasm, from vengeful grey to to quirky yellow to hate-splatter brown.

I challenge your roomate to a fight!

I challennnnge youuuuuu!
(like, this: homestarrunner.com/main17.html)

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zog why change it now?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:20, archived)

edit: Up with Strongbad!

(yakmonkey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:24, archived)

has anyone here

ever written him an email?
I always want to, but I can't think of anything clever enough. but not too clever.

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zog why change it now?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:29, archived)

i have been tempted

but have not yet.

(yakmonkey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:30, archived)

I'll fetch the duelling cutlasses

(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:24, archived)

heheh

if you wanna play, you better put my tits back in the wringer..

or mangle, if you prefer.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:07, archived)

i see the kink factor just shot up, i salute you sir

(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:08, archived)

In fact

it made me do a sex wee

(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:10, archived)

*slurp*

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:12, archived)

Please

an Englishmans sex wee is his own private concern and should be handeled only by him or possibly a darky from the colonies with a towel.

(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:13, archived)

GOD SHAVE THE SCREENS

again

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Dano, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:15, archived)

well

since I am indeed a darky from the colonies, should I fetch a towel?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:16, archived)

are you a chick?

I mean lady!
I mean madam!
I mean girl!
I mean woman!
woman.

no reason to think so, just no reason not to think so.

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zog why change it now?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:26, archived)

nevermind.

guess I'll find out another time
goodnight!

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zog why change it now?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:47, archived)

Thats ok,

Mr Urdostani has tidied up nicely now, but i shall bear it in mind for the future.

(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:26, archived)

everybody's wearing those

kinky boots, kinky boots...

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:10, archived)

Spooky!

My winamp random playlist just started playing that...

Are you stalking me?

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LP, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:13, archived)

but it pops into my head from time to time.

Raw Sex!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:17, archived)

o/= faaaashion magazines say wear em

and they all rush to get em like women in a haaaremm~ o/=

i love that song. must download it.

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Dano, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:17, archived)

you are new

but i like you.

welcome aboard.

(yakmonkey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:13, archived)

Woo

and, if i maybe so bold, yay

(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:14, archived)

be so bold!

be so bold hard!

i no longer know what i am saying around here

(yakmonkey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:19, archived)

neither

all the jizz shshhshwoooshing around the board today has left me rather giddy.

'night all!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:21, archived)

i remember that from earlier

(

Or is it?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:05, archived)

what,

this?
www.b3ta.com/board/2499644

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:06, archived)

thats the one

(

Or is it?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:06, archived)

night kids!

i will expect my own cut-out-and-keep version in my morning paper.

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dipdapdop, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:10, archived)

night

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Or is it?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:12, archived)

Competition is stiff in the world of Professional Hide & Seek.

(AdrianJ, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:01, archived)

he's given the game away

there..

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dipdapdop, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:03, archived)

i fucking love that

the ONLY saddam related post that has made me laugh.

make it 280pixels wide cos that oughta be frontpaged

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Dano, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:03, archived)

see the drugs are kicking back in

(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:04, archived)

Is that

Freddie Mercury?

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LP, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:04, archived)

lord lucan

in case you really don't know

he does look a bit like him, doesn't he?

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Dano, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:07, archived)

Well

have you ever seen them together in the same place? They could be the same person...

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LP, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:09, archived)

Boing Boing Boing

He's just real happy to see you.

(dj_game, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:34, archived)

everytime i see that cat

i wonder if it is a mutant. i mean look at it's eyes for watermelon's sake

woo animation! but that cat is definetely a mutant

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Dano, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:35, archived)

they almost look like....

LEMUR EYES!

dun dun dunnnnnn!

(yakmonkey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:37, archived)

i WOULD OFFICIALLY LIKE TO REPORT THAT MY CAPS LOCK IS ON

also, i just completed the best maths exam ever. i could have failed it and ended with an a. i have also followed the test up with the best glass of vodka and pepsi ever

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Or is it?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:42, archived)

at 03:43?

what kind of ker-az-ee school do you go to?

edit: although i suppose you could be living somewhere else...

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dipdapdop, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:43, archived)

THERE IS NOWHERE ELSE

ONLY MIGHTY BLIGHTY!

NOW STAND UP FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM YOU LOUT.

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Dano, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:46, archived)

Yakmonkey stands!

for the national anthem of your choosing!

(yakmonkey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:47, archived)

That's mighty accommodating of you

(Cheril, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:49, archived)

hey i 4rthured you!

but you had absconded.
i don't know with what, really.

but i ike to use that word.

absconded

(yakmonkey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:50, archived)

it would seem she did so with alacrity

another good word

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Or is it?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:53, archived)

SHE did so with alacrity

*checks*
yep -- she did so

(Cheril, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:55, archived)

i was going to correct,

but i figured i'd give you a chance.

(yakmonkey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:58, archived)

forgive me

i was too lazy to check who yakmonkey was referring to

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Or is it?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:11, archived)

damn lazy ameri...oh wait.

(yakmonkey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:15, archived)

Nigeria,

I choose you!

/pokemon stylee.

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:50, archived)

hahahah

made me laugh

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Or is it?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:52, archived)

seconded

(yakmonkey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:58, archived)

thirded

but I have no idea why.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:09, archived)

DEAR SIR

I AM SENDING YOU THIS POKEMON TO ASK YOUR ADVICE

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Dano, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:12, archived)

aarrrgggh

yer killin' me!

woot.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:22, archived)

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!!!

/again

(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:49, archived)

I'd love it if God misheard

and shaved her bald.

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:58, archived)

so would i :p

(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:01, archived)

one in america

although it was a late test, 7:00 start, two hours to complete and then I had to wait another hour for the bus

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Or is it?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:46, archived)

so....west coaster?

(yakmonkey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:48, archived)

east

it's 11 here. 7-9:15 exam 9:15-10:15 wait for bus 10:15-10:30 bus ride 10:30-now, drinking+b3ta

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Or is it?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:51, archived)

hooray for drinking + b3ta!

(yakmonkey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:55, archived)

unfortunately, i'm still not old enough to buy alcohol

so i must mae do with a quarter bottle of vodka that i saved in the freezer

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Or is it?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:57, archived)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!

foolish yanks with your feeble licensing laws.

We can drink at 18, we can drink at 18 lalalalalalalaaaaa, well 16 really, so sneeking in from 13, woo yay for BRITAIN! GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!

(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:58, archived)

limey bastards!

/jealous

(yakmonkey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:59, archived)

you have all the drugs

from 12 though.

that's right, isn't it?

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dipdapdop, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:00, archived)

me personally?

i don't know what you are talking about.

*runs*

(yakmonkey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:02, archived)

Vuhginia

I think

(Cheril, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:51, archived)

you are quite correct

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Or is it?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:52, archived)

hello from a bostonian!

good to have people on the same coast.

(yakmonkey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:54, archived)

i'm actually from PA

and that's not quite as far to boston. what do you do in boston?

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Or is it?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:55, archived)

PA!

i went there to visit some friends. what the hell do you do for fun in PA?

(

Dano, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:57, archived)

address people

in public?

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dipdapdop, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:00, archived)

Thats ats ats Correct ect ect

Now boarding oarding oarding flight ight ight number umber umber eighty seven even even

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Or is it?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:04, archived)

"do" for "fun"?

*blank confused stare*

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Or is it?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:01, archived)

Suffer! I suffer!

and work and live and such.
or at least in and around boston.

graphic design / web design / photography is my current line.

(yakmonkey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:01, archived)

ah. just curious.

i have a friend going to school somewhere up there, so if you were a student at the same place, i would try to see if you know each other. but you're not, so you don't

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Or is it?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:03, archived)

i am a drinker.

does this student frequent bars or boozeholes?

in addition, i know people who know people.

(yakmonkey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:16, archived)

Not if you live in Morcambe. That would mean you

swim in each other's shit.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:56, archived)

If you live in Morcambe

Swimming in shit is the least of your worries.

(

LP, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:58, archived)

although technically it's all the same one

if you walk round it far enough.

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dipdapdop, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:56, archived)

Rah for Boston!

I'm at Berklee!

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Willis_McScruff, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:02, archived)

pahk the cah

in hahvahd yahd.

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Dano, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:08, archived)

Haha I'm not from Boston,

I'm just at school here. I'm from Chicago.

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Willis_McScruff, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:11, archived)

I've heard of you!

(yakmonkey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:17, archived)

well

i would complain.

congratulations though!

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dipdapdop, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:49, archived)

Damn foreigners

coming over here, taking our board, its just not cricket i say.

TO THE HYDROFOIL! GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!

/shoots self

(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:49, archived)

exactly.

coming over here with their fancy hours and stealing our women.

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dipdapdop, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:51, archived)

With their cheap fags and mediterrean diets

their extended life spans and shorter working hours.

Bastards.

(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:54, archived)

and their newfangled walkpersons

and their personal computing contrivances.

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zog why change it now?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:56, archived)

I love that flipping cat

Woo!

(Cheril, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:55, archived)

wheeeee!

lovely.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:09, archived)

woo

yay

(

pippy is a truck, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:27, archived)

realised what was missing from the last attempt

(tone loc, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:31, archived)

hmmmm.

(yakmonkey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:33, archived)

well

no sleep for me then

EDIT: in fact, i would like very much not to see this picture again. jesus christ. i think i'll set it as an active desktop wallpaper on my sister's pc

(

Dano, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:34, archived)

I've had her

i'm sure of it

(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:36, archived)

aarrrrrggggggggggghhhhhh!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:44, archived)

I call it...

"The Wall of Clown"

(yakmonkey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:46, archived)

....I'd save it to my hard-drive

and set it as wallpaper, but I don't want to soil my nice clean pants.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:00, archived)

Quiz me

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:26, archived)

ok,

who's this?

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zog why change it now?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:32, archived)

no idea

but i bet he's called hamish or angus

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Dano, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:33, archived)

gee...

I bet you didn't even have to look at the pic name.
actually his full name is even more insulting. pretty bad for a muppet. buy you know americans.

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zog why change it now?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:35, archived)

and the name is....

Angus McGonnacle, the Gargling Argyle Gargoyle

not joking.

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zog why change it now?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:36, archived)

hey and I completely forgot to woo

your nicely shopped pic!
woo!
(it was just so obvious, I forgot to write it out)

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zog why change it now?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:37, archived)

that is very hard to say

*tries again*

yes, very very hard

(

Dano, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:37, archived)

whoever guessed Angus McHaggis and then deleted it

yes, that's what I would have guessed, but I believe seventies america was still safe from the horrible knowledge of what haggis is.

(

zog why change it now?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:40, archived)

'twas me

as it appeared after you telling us all what it was, i felt like a bit of a thomas

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Dano, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:41, archived)

seemed like a good guess

as to what someone who I was basically accusing of the closest you can get to "racism" between the scottish and the americans would say to me.

that sentence went all whacky there. did I make myself clear?
maybe the to me needs to be right after good guess...

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zog why change it now?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:45, archived)

add a comma

"...the scottish and the americans would say, to me."

but yes, it's a fractured clause. i got what you meant though

(

Dano, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:47, archived)

Angus McFuckedonwhisky?

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:38, archived)

hmmm you didn't do to well on that last one.

let's try another. what is count von count sitting in in this picture?

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zog why change it now?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:42, archived)

A FUCKING CAR

sorry :)

(

Dano, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:43, archived)

Whisky?

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:44, archived)

actually, yes! you win!

he is sitting in a car, but he's so drunk he's pissed himself, and his urine has such a high alcohol content that he is indeed technically sitting in whiskey!
*dingdingdingding!*

now dano will take you into the ~~broom closet~~ I mean fabulous showroom and ~~beat you about the head and neck~~ I mean shower you with your ~~blunt, heavy~~ I mean glorious prizes!!

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zog why change it now?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:48, archived)

except that was bingowings, and not me ;)

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Dano, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:50, archived)

*clenched teeth*

no YOU take him into the broom closet and beat him up with the stuff...
hurry, he's starting to look suspicious!

/clenched teeth

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zog why change it now?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:52, archived)

ohoooo *taps nose*

'ere, guv? we're all out of blunt fabulous prizes... pass me a chairleg

(

Dano, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:53, archived)

I think I'll tie this amusing thread up with a

hahaha!
here...

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zog why change it now?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:01, archived)

*ow* but the *ow*

and the *ow* stoppit *ow* makes me *ow* with the *ow* hurting and *ow*...

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:52, archived)

and a

hahaha!
...over here.

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zog why change it now?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:01, archived)

hehehe

gayshift, perchance?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:45, archived)

yes

I bet that car does have a gay shift, now that you mention it...
like this, probably:

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zog why change it now?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:50, archived)

tee hee

that's the one.

almost makes me want to take up driving.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:02, archived)

ha!

woo to that...

bradford university were on university challenge tonight. they sucked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *points and laughs at the town nextdoor for being full of thickets*

(

Dano, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:34, archived)

ha ha ha ha

fab

(

pippy is a truck, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:28, archived)

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Hey all --

I am working on a new website dedicated to drinking stories. www.vicariousgeorge.com

Read the lurid tales of Vicarious George and the trouble he finds himself in almost daily. Check out the user contributed stories or leave one of your own. Chat in our forums and check out our infamous galleries. Come out of curiosity, stay for the hilarious stories.

(VicariousGeorge, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:18, archived)

Hahaha.

I farted.

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:22, archived)

arf!

me too!

was it a reeker? mine fucking stinks.

(

dipdapdop, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:35, archived)

BRAISE ME A HAM!

(yakmonkey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:23, archived)

I read it

for almost 13.5 seconds.

(

Sexy Picard 2000, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:30, archived)

looked at the page

blinked owlishly at the tiny writing for 3 seconds, spent another second marvelling at how much of it there was, then concluded that i didn't give a rat's cock and closed the window

(

Dano, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:32, archived)

Hurrah!

seconded

(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:35, archived)

we're literary morons here.

visual geniuses, some may argue...

but everyone agrees: bookless thickos.

(

zog why change it now?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:34, archived)

Yep

my front room would not be lit if i didnt have my nicam hi-fi idiot lantern blazing in the corner

(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:35, archived)

as it happens

i love to read, just not at 3:41am, and not about tosspots who still think it's funny to get drunk and act like a tit

</harrumph>

(

Dano, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:42, archived)

I disagree.

I don't think I am a bookless thicko.
And i think a large percentage of my fellow b3tans are highly intelligent.

And as such they know the internet is crap.
So who wants to read the damned thing?
especially if it can be expressed in the form of visual stimuli.
*sniff*

I love you b3ta.

(yakmonkey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:43, archived)

yarrr

we love the web!

and I'm a fucking librarian, so less of this bookless nonsense, eh?
(not you yakmonkey)

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:48, archived)

"ook."

L-Space ninjas flip out and kill people ALL THE TIME

especially for not turning their fucking mobile phones off when people are trying to read. hell has a seperate circle for those twunts

(

Dano, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:49, archived)

I used to work in a library

I was delighted to find that we got to scan barcodes and stamp books! That bit was top!

Then I got threatened with a knife and had the ballbearings from the mice on the computers thrown at me by the local schoolkids on a regular basis, and that wasn't quite so much fun.

Unfortunate 100% fact

(

LP, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:55, archived)

yes

yes it is.

haven't had a knife pulled on me in a while though - must be working in a better class of library..

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:04, archived)

can't you guys just

pretend?

for a moment, let's just play play be bookless morons.

ok?

until he goes back to writing about whatever his webpage thingie was about?

just trying to be nice...

(

zog why change it now?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:59, archived)

heheheh

don't worry, I don't actually read the stupid things!

I have the interweb on my desk, after all...
;p

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:03, archived)

aaargh.

I was just trying to make the fella feel good!

SSssshhshshSHHHHhhhHHHSHHSHHHHHHH!

man... poor guy. makes a website and it gets read an average of 5 seconds per b3tan. (I didn't last 3).

(

zog why change it now?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:54, archived)

sorry.

i blame the scotch...again.

(yakmonkey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:08, archived)

drinking is big and clever

CLICK ON TEH BANNER TO CLAIM YOU PRIZE!!!1111

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:47, archived)

A WINNAR IS YOU!!!!111oneone

(

Dano, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:58, archived)

I found this living in my mind

does anyone want it?

(

The Neville What what what, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:14, archived)

no thanks

it's a little too scary in my current state of mind.

but woo to t'pic though

(tone loc, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:18, archived)

which?

(yakmonkey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:23, archived)

huzzah!

yes please, I collect giant mutant rabbits.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:48, archived)

"It's time to put on MakeUp..."

It's time to light the lights...

edit: apols... just noticed size... making amends shortly

(Just4Laughs, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:00, archived)

it's time to crop the picture

to reduce the file size
bom bom bom ;)

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:01, archived)

gah

that even scans, you bastard!

woo.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:02, archived)

Nice tune

/relurk + bed

(

NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:03, archived)

Well i don't see you making any pictures

huh huh? yeah *bitch* think your tough huh? I'll get my posse and pop a cap in you ass upside your face uhhh bling bitches cristal

(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:03, archived)

over 2.5 million messages now eh?

www.b3ta.com/board/2500795
It's hard to keep up :)

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:07, archived)

A cry for help

must be the nearly way of death then ;)

Hello and goodnight

(

BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:11, archived)

goodhello

night

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:12, archived)

I have no idea who you are

but I like your style, baby.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:08, archived)

Well

*bling* indeed kind sir

(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:10, archived)

why do we always come here?

i guess we'll never know.

it's like some kind of torture,
to have to watch the show!

(yakmonkey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:25, archived)

yay

(

pippy is a truck, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:29, archived)

make up your own caption

please, I can't think of one

(tone loc, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:45, archived)

Dog: ..then I woke up and here I am

Panda: You're pissed, you know that?

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:46, archived)

it is a nice pic btw

the caption is not all important :)

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:52, archived)

"How the hell do we drink this beer? We've got no hands!"

(

Sea Urchin Ceviche, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:46, archived)

"Hey dog.... DOG!

Dog, are you fucking listening to me? DOG! HEY DOG! Dog, you fucker! DOG!!!

Good.. I want you to go outside and STOP THE FUCKING WAVES. they're pissing me right off. Hey, dog? DOG! DOG!???

Right, fuck that...."

hows that?

(

The Neville What what what, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:48, archived)

thanks

it makes a bit more sense now

(tone loc, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:48, archived)

Once again Kevins Jizz storm failed to impress the town

(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:48, archived)

"er. isn't this chunnel thing meant to be UNDERGROUND?"

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:48, archived)

The sea couldn't break through the house armys impenetrable front line

(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:51, archived)

"About my absurdly placed leg, old chap..."

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:51, archived)

"Mmmmm, pimms"

(

StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:52, archived)

Monoped panda chairs Rio Earth Summit

(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:53, archived)

"you say you're a doctor?"

"yes, that's right, a dog doctor"

"in that case, can you have a look at my ankle, I twisted it funny"

"for fuck's sake, can't you pandas understand sarcasm? I'm a fucking dog, how would I get a fucking doctorate?"

"well, sorreee for having a little faith in the honesty of canines"

"cunt"

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:53, archived)

I'M A FUCKING DOG!

(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:55, archived)

how about

I'M FUCKING A DOG!

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:56, archived)

Form an orderly que

(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:58, archived)

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:59, archived)

We're on American time now

*motherfucker*

(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:59, archived)

I'm terribly sorry.

He's from Barcelona.

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:01, archived)

Rex, can we talk?

No, we're animals.

(

Ratsta, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 3:31, archived)

One last pic before bed, to complete the Tony Gerrard saga...

...for now.

(keiran, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:40, archived)

I cant sleep

so I decided to stay up and draw wierd stuff

(

The Neville What what what, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:40, archived)

it's easy to underestimate stuff

while dancing

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:41, archived)

ins ins ins ins

omniaaaar.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:42, archived)

Is that Welsh for

"Look at the dancing goblin"?

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:50, archived)

absolutely.

*sticks onion up arse*

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:55, archived)

That poor lassies

got no tits though

or legs infact

(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:44, archived)

she's in the

background. people in the background dont need to have legs. or tits

(

The Neville What what what, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:46, archived)

(

Sea Urchin Ceviche, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:37, archived)

haha

Which one's more scared?

(Cheril, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:39, archived)

definitely

the tie

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:39, archived)

I agree

(

Sea Urchin Ceviche, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:40, archived)

i don't.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:41, archived)

udu

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:42, archived)

uluru

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:42, archived)

climbed that

*dances*

(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:44, archived)

i still can't get to sleep.

fucking fuckery.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:40, archived)

They've got pills for that

They've got pills for everything.

(

Sea Urchin Ceviche, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:41, archived)

have you tried closing your eyes

and counting to 1000?

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:41, archived)

I find bright lights and pumping hardcore

very soothing

(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:43, archived)

sounds like a wonderful

fishtank

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:44, archived)

putting a straw down my japs eye

and then applying a bicycle pump didn't work either, just left me with sore balls.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:45, archived)

have you tried wanking?

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:42, archived)

that too

(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:43, archived)

i have.

i counted to a large number with my eyes closed too.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:43, archived)

ahhh...

you see, the trick is to do those things seperately ;)

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:44, archived)

Some quick shopping

(sniper sent by jesus, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:23, archived)

anyone there? It seems the board has gone quiet.

(sniper sent by jesus, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:27, archived)

We're in awe of the Domo puppet

in your picture

(Cheril, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:28, archived)

That'll be the anthrax

(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:30, archived)

Quick shopping of my own

yours is woo

with that, goodnight

(

blind pew 'bandwagonesque', Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:36, archived)

Hilarious

Fine Work.

(edadkins, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:38, archived)

Promise, last p-roast!

Hamster-damned!

(

wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:21, archived)

I don't know how they captured Saddam...

...given his elaborate disguise

(edadkins, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:19, archived)

Oh dear

he's dressed up as a white female.

edit: oh yeah i forgot - top shopping. woo!

(

Sea Urchin Ceviche, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:19, archived)

Wow

(

EvS, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:19, archived)

i've not clicked yet

but i'm going to be mighty dissappointed if your site doesn't have a midi theme to 'Heidi' as the background music.

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:20, archived)

dur dur du dur, du du dur durrrrrrr....

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:20, archived)

but you always

get disappointed when a website doesn't have a midi theme to 'Heidi' as its background music

(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:21, archived)

I understand

I've got my crack team of technicians on it right now.

(edadkins, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:23, archived)

try this maybe :)

members.fortunecity.com/davidwill/heidi.mid
www.customvmail.com/ringtonepreviews/20010.mp3
neither the proper tv tune one

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:27, archived)

This is better

www.lehrercommunications.com/MIDI/DREYDEL.mid

(

EvS, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:28, archived)

I made you out of clay

dreydel dreydel dreydel hehehehehe.
Thank you educational south park.

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:30, archived)

very

nice

(sniper sent by jesus, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:26, archived)

Yes please, can I have a turn on too?

Id pay good money to me molested by this guy,
he's a 'well tasty geezer' in our (NZ) books.
Maybe i could rent a little hotel for an hour or two and get into some serious sexual antics with him. Do you think he would be available for rent by the hour? - I'd bet he'd know some wicked perversions involving eels and Mc Donalds milkshake enema's!
Its what (wet) dreams are made of!
"New Zealand - The perversions are endless!"

Lots of love
Zorvirax - (God, I think i just soiled my best slacks just thinking about it)

(Zorvirax, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:22, archived)

The rare and majestic desert walrus

shown with offspring

(

Sea Urchin Ceviche, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:07, archived)

does that thing pick up

channel 5?

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:08, archived)

No,

just women in bars.

(Astatine, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:10, archived)

a coctail bar?

i remember this one girl, was working as a waitress...

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:12, archived)

O, yeah i met her

(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:13, archived)

Tusks are a babe magnet

(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:13, archived)

do you find it easy then to get them to

'tickle the ivories'?

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:14, archived)

She can tickle my ivory

any day

(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:14, archived)

with her magnets

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:15, archived)

Never been tickled with a magnet?

you've never lived

(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:16, archived)

I quote

"The rare and magnetic desert walrus"

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:17, archived)

So you met this walrus in a cocktail bar

and...?

(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:19, archived)

i turned it into something

new.

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:24, archived)

Good lord

how did the relationship develop over the years? decades of marital bliss?

(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:29, archived)

we drifted apart

in the end
so the story goes

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:32, archived)

He's a walrus of lurve,

no less.

(Astatine, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:15, archived)

Unfluffy news:

50 dead baby seals have washed up somewhere.

Edit: www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/s1010903.htm

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:09, archived)

Club culture claims yet more victims...

(Astatine, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:09, archived)

And in other news,

fur is cheap thanks to oversupply..

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:12, archived)

/snort!

(

Ratsta, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:29, archived)

just as well

it was time for their dinner

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:10, archived)

How peculiar

Does it eat prairie oysters?

(Astatine, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:11, archived)

We've all heard the legends about those

passed down from the settlers who crossed the desert...

edit: where are my manners? Woo pic!

(Cheril, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:13, archived)

and we all put it down to

too much moonshine

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:15, archived)

Hooray for confusing,

arbitrary, random late night posts

(

The Neville What what what, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:04, archived)

this braille monitor

is knackered :(

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:05, archived)

CAN YOU SEE THE GNOMES IN THEIR HATS?!?!

(

Dano, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:05, archived)

not if you pull the brim down

pastyoureyes
(d milk)

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:06, archived)

no.

(

_null_, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:06, archived)

good, me either.

(

Dano, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:07, archived)

aww

you found my heart.

I don't want it back.

woo!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:07, archived)

why.... aorta...

*shakes fist*

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:08, archived)

Not a finger!

(

Sea Urchin Ceviche, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:12, archived)

'seems I'm just about drunk enough...

...to annoy everybody!

(

wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:00, archived)

give me a hammer

stat!

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:01, archived)

O my aching ribs

noel coward

(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:03, archived)

pardon?

I didn't quite catch that.
Can you speak up?

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:04, archived)

no it was aimed at the photoshopper

(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:07, archived)

you'll have to write it down

I'm a bit death in one eye ;)

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:09, archived)

ahahahah

lovely!

woo.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:08, archived)

Woah.

Photoshop CS is the shiiiiiiiiiit. Discuss.

(Trigonometry Ross, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:53, archived)

I'm going to bed.

Tata.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:54, archived)

Ditto.

nanight kids

(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:55, archived)

Quite.

(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:54, archived)

Mornin' All

I just watched Hi Fidelity again. What a top, top film.

I'm also drunk, and also dressed as a sailor. What more could you want?

(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:56, archived)

Correct.

High Fidelity is pretty kick arse. Have you read the book?

(Trigonometry Ross, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:57, archived)

Now that I haven't

I was thinking, whilst watching the film, 'I must read the book', given that it's set in a proper British record shop, eh what? Pip pip.

(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:59, archived)

Yeah.

I thoroughly enjoyed both.

(Trigonometry Ross, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:02, archived)

Are you an

attractive girl between the ages of 14 and 18?

just curious...

(

Ratsta, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:03, archived)

I wish.

So I could touch myself in the naughty places. But Mommy says baby Jesus cries whenever you do that.

(Trigonometry Ross, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:04, archived)

only cos he's not allowed to

(

Dano, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:06, archived)

Nah, hes allowed to

hes just got big ragged holes in his hands, bad for traction

(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:08, archived)

great for hide and seek though

(

Dano, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:09, archived)

Or scaring smell children

or as a convenient resting place for his fine cuban cigar

(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:11, archived)

I'm afraid not.

I'm an attractive man of the age of 19. Sorry.

(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:07, archived)

Phwoar

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:08, archived)

Well, I would

Oh, I just did.

He he he he he. .

(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:12, archived)

Me too

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:13, archived)

You most certainly didn't

unless, of course, you're talking about yourself. Otherwise, I assue you, dear readers, that I'm all alone in bed tonight.

I'm open to offers though...

(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:19, archived)

You were very drunk at the time.

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:38, archived)

What the heck is that supposed to mean?

That it's not very good, that it's very good indeed, or that it's a badly spelt adherent to a sect of Islam?

(Astatine, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:56, archived)

"chortle"

(

_null_, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:58, archived)

"photoshop CS is the shit" indicates you hate it.

fair enough.

(

_null_, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:58, archived)

Hey, I'm American.

I can say stuff that doesn't make any sense. So nyah!

(Trigonometry Ross, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:59, archived)

Uh oh

the illiterate colonials have arrived

(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:02, archived)

Umm...

What are read?

(Trigonometry Ross, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:03, archived)

i beleive theres a special explaining that

on Fox

(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:04, archived)

Yes.

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:04, archived)

Shh!

Don't troll the yanks, they bomb people they don't like.

(Astatine, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:04, archived)

Yes, that we do.

Those damn evil-doers! I'll shake my fist and wave my flag!

(Trigonometry Ross, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:06, archived)

That'll show 'em :)

(Astatine, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:08, archived)

fair enough.

carry on.

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_null_, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:04, archived)

No, your being deliberatly silly

(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:02, archived)

I've forgotten my 4rthur login.

Arses.

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:58, archived)

EXPLODING TOADSSSSSSS!!!

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:59, archived)

They're the new badgers.

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:01, archived)

dead....dead....

....dead...that one too

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:02, archived)

nah

not enough syllables in toad

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Dano, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:03, archived)

Why do they

keep smiling? Are they mad???

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:08, archived)

they are at peace.

and the act of exploding produces a massive chain of orgasms. Try it and see!

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:10, archived)

Oh fcuk!

He's right

woooaaaah

cheers, guy!

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:11, archived)

SPEEDCORE IS DEAD. HANG THE DJ!

RIPDJ

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:50, archived)

in other news,

here's one for the geeks

that's if you're geeky enough to care about that kind of thing

(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:51, archived)

mooooooooooooooo

Your birthday star is in the constellation Cassiopeia. It has the name µ (Mu) Cassiopeiae in Johann Bayer's Uranometria star catalog. It is also called 30 Cassiopeiae in the Historia C©«lestis Britannica of John Flamsteed and Edmund Halley. It is called NS 0108+5455 A in the NStars database.

that's pretty damn cool, mr. vork

EDIT: handy µ replacement operation

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Dano, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:54, archived)

That's no Mu

(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:55, archived)

humorous and accurate.

bloody unicode arse.

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Dano, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:56, archived)

here

have this one: µ

(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:57, archived)

sure you can spare it?

they're not very common

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Dano, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:59, archived)

i've got loads

µµµµµµµµµµµµµµµµµµµµµµµµµµµµ

hurrah for the mac's easy access to extended characters

(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:00, archived)

mac! dammit, i want a mac

to quote my friend who is now the owner of a dual 2Gz G5 (THE ABSOLUTE BASTARD)

"i want off the wintel bus, it's full of fags"

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Dano, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:02, archived)

my powerbook doubles as a hot water bottle substitute

i'm sure i'd be shivering if this wasn't keeping me warm - and giving me thigh cancer

(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:06, archived)

powerbook.

i hate you all with your shiny magnesium cases and your glow in the dark keys and your bloody f9 key

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Dano, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:08, archived)

i don't have the glowing keys

but my f9 key does do the slinky goodness of exposé

(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:13, archived)

ooh...

i rather like that... lovely...

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:56, archived)

it's things like that

that keep me unangry these days

(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:59, archived)

ahh... you've mellowed...

just like green thing :)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:08, archived)

it had to be done

i had too many people on here thinking i'm actually a complete bastard - not a good thing seeing as i'm attending more and more bashes :/

board me ≠ real me

(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:13, archived)

fair enough...

but i prefer to believe that you really *were* that angry and green thing and his balloon had a profound mellowing impact upon you :)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:35, archived)

astronomy

doesn't make you geeky, surely?

Zeta Tucanae, never heard of it..

that's still rather cool, despite not calculating from the actual time of birth.

(spot the closet astrologer)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:00, archived)

babahhahhahhhhahahh

loon.

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:52, archived)

haha!

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:57, archived)

speeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedcorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre!

woo!

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_null_, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:59, archived)

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