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# Bored this Christmas
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 8:15, archived)
# spamtard!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 8:16, archived)
# Hmmm...
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 8:31, archived)
# arf!
can I have a Tunnocks Teacake with that?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 8:32, archived)
# You can have it with an extra shot of santa saddam syrup.
and sprinkles.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 8:34, archived)
# wouldn't that make it
awfully salty?

(ewww)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 8:35, archived)
# depends what you sprinkle.
troll flakes, perhaps.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 8:38, archived)
# ooh...I think I might just have a cup of tea...
mmmm....saddam syrup
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 8:36, archived)
# that's
funny
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 12:19, archived)
# nice URL
but I won't be following it
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 8:40, archived)
# why,
I thought it was funny.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 8:57, archived)
# because it looks
suspiciously like spam.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:00, archived)
# Have you been good kiddies this year ?


I wish I could do photoshop betterer.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 8:06, archived)
# It's Santa!
No, it's Saddam!

Stop, you're both right!

laughter and cheering
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 8:09, archived)
# nice profile
certainly unusual
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 8:11, archived)
# 100+ yet?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 8:15, archived)
# that was reached
about 3pm yesterday.
Think the counting stopped then
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:15, archived)
# Really original idea!
(not...)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 8:17, archived)
# I heard Osama Bin Laden looks like the Easter Bunny
Can't wait till they catch him
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 8:19, archived)
# I'm afraid he looks like santa too....
Or like Saruman....(yay, tonight Return of the King!)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 8:23, archived)
# Me too
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 8:22, archived)
# that is actually very well done
very good
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 8:34, archived)
# I just put this on 4rthur...
cagle.slate.msn.com/news/SaddamCaptured/main.asp

Cartoons from around the world, all on the same theme - and it's not suprising how similar some of them are either
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 8:41, archived)
# Hahahahahah
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 8:59, archived)
# I was getting milk for my cereal and...

honest
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 7:53, archived)
# milk from the freezer?
woo! for breakfast related lunacy!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 7:56, archived)
# lookit the size
of that guy's arm!

woo!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 7:56, archived)
# It's much too early
to pay attention to things like proportion and accurate milk storage. The arm does look rather guff though.

Tch.

On the plus side the corner shop will be open. Woo.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 8:00, archived)
# pfft
over here, it's only 1 am. perfectly acceptable picky-time.
actually, i like the arm. character.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 8:02, archived)
# I remember 1am
it seems like so long ago now. A sleepless night and now off to uni.
Hurrah.
I was going for character...
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 8:04, archived)
# fortunately i've never been afflicted with obesity
but i do have one very fat hand

/tom baker
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 8:17, archived)
# Ghostbusters.......
hmm. Nice pic.
I'm off to bed. G'night y'all.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 7:56, archived)
# Night!
I'm off to school, morning y'all.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 7:57, archived)
# Dr Atkins other diet plan was considered a bit too risky for publication

so they waited until he was dead.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 7:45, archived)
# Aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
Aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
Aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
Aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
Aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
Aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
Aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
Aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
Aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

/emetophobic
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 7:48, archived)
# even the words?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 7:49, archived)
# Pretty much
:/
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 7:50, archived)
# sorry
do you want me to delete it?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 7:51, archived)
# Hell no!
That would be like deleting spider posts, or height posts or anything like that!
It's good exposure therapy!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 7:52, archived)
#
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 7:55, archived)
# hmmm
need more than a glass and a piece of paper to catch that one.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 7:57, archived)
# Fire.
And lots of it.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 7:58, archived)
#
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 7:57, archived)
#
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 6:59, archived)
# woo!
lemur lemur lemur lemur lemur lemur lemur lemur lemur lemur lemur lemur lemur lemur lemurlemur lemur lemur lemur lemur lemur lemur lemur lemur lemur lemur lemur
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 7:02, archived)
# mushroom mushroom?
.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 8:01, archived)
# Hooray
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 7:02, archived)
# TJ
anyone seen page 28-29 of the sun ?...xmas santa saddam...in a red hat..now where have i seen pics of that lately....
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 7:10, archived)
# Hehe like it! To avoid a threadwaste...
Over the summer I managed to drop my weight down to 220, which, considering my height and build, meant I was pretty slim. Recently I've been adding on a few pounds here and there due to overeating and binging on junk food. I went and bought some healthier food at the store earlier along with a big bag of gumdrops. I've eaten nearly the entire bag, and decided to glance at the Nutritional Facts. I've just eaten 2000 Calories worth of candy in the past 2 hours!! I might have to take up puking as a hobby...
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 7:20, archived)
# don't
i had a friend who did that.
nearly died.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 7:23, archived)
# good god!
in GUM DROPS?!?!
now i'm afraid of what i've eaten today. i went off my diet hard and ate a dozen jalapeno poppers, half a bag of cookies, a box of macaroni, a huge slab of cake, a scoop of ice cream, and a smoothie.

let's be bulemic together!
edit: that's not funny now that i look up. D:
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 7:24, archived)
# i dunno
a bit sick
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 7:28, archived)
# "...a dozen jalapeno poppers..."
hehehehe
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 7:34, archived)
# Exercise an extra 15 minutes tomorrow.
Today I ate (checks food diary)

2 tacos
1 chicken meal with stuffing and potatoes
1/2 a block of cheese with Branston pickle
A toffee crisp
A crunchie bar
A dairy milk.

/english food shop binge
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 7:49, archived)
# pardon my yank-itude
but what the hell IS branston pickle?!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 7:52, archived)
# it's brilliant.
cheese, ham and branston pickle sandwichees are THE BEST (almost)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 7:54, archived)
# It's the best thing invented.
Ever.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 7:55, archived)
# it's brown
and wet and tangy. and has square lumps of... stuff in it that are even tangier.
I'm not sure what they are, and it's vile stuff when eaten on it's own.

But slap it on some cheese and slip that between a couple of slices of bread and it's quite nice.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 8:13, archived)
# judging by your name
i'd wager you'd be an expert.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 8:15, archived)
# pickle on cheese on toast?
an interesting combination of hotness and coldness...

would probably be a bit grim.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 8:18, archived)
# okay...
i just found this, and now i'm even more intrigued. one medium swede?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 8:22, archived)
# Yes
a swede who can commune with the spirits - essential ingredient. (badum-tish)

I didn't realise it had garlic in it. And Worcester sauce. Worcester sauce has fish in it (well, anchovies if they can be classed as fish, evil little bastards that they are).

Thinking about it, it is a unique sort of substance. I suppose the closest thing taste-wise would be picalilly, if you've ever had that.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 8:31, archived)
# i can't even fathom what that is.
i feel like such a redneck.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 8:32, archived)
# it's like pickle
only bright yellow and has great big wads of cauliflower in it.
I feel like I'm sinking into the surreal world of pickled comestibles now, so I'll stop.

And don't feel bad. I only found out what picalilly was about 6 months ago and they've been stocking it in supermarkets here for the last 20 years.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 8:36, archived)
# that sounds like something my great aunt used to make
it was like a jar of spicy sweet mustard with huge chunks of cauliflower in it. i looooooveded it.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 8:39, archived)
# yep, that's the stuff
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 8:44, archived)
# no - that is a perfectly acceptable combo in my mouth
it tastes very nice - you should also try mayonnaise.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 8:39, archived)
# cheese and mayonnaise?
dairy overload!

Still not comfortable with this whole cold spread on hot cheese thing. But then I suppose it's not that much different to cold philadelphia on hot toast, or cold jam. Though jam and cheese would be horrible.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 8:46, archived)
# 15 minutes?
If he can run 10 miles in 15 minutes, then yes. Otherwise it's going to be 90 mins to 2 hours. A normal-sized person would need to run most of a marathon to burn off 2000 kcal.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 7:54, archived)
# Nah, he doesn't
have to burn the extra 2K calories, and there's not a lot he can do, but according to research it will make him feel better about it.
100% fact.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 7:56, archived)
# haha!
That's fully ace. What a dapper lemur.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 8:09, archived)
# yay!
smashing!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 8:21, archived)
# PEAROAST
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 6:51, archived)
# 2nd time
I have seen it.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 6:58, archived)
# this week.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 7:02, archived)
# indeed
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 7:04, archived)
# well, if you want to roast peas...
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 6:59, archived)
# That cat looks familiar

EDIT: Can't remember the syntax for a link but if you take the _small off the url there's a bigger version.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 7:15, archived)
# hee hee
i love that one.
woo!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 7:21, archived)
# PEARTOAST
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 7:01, archived)
# Funny website!
I was looking around for dumb sites and I found this piece of shit: www.xtremealpaca.com.
Wow whoever made this is a real dumbass!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 6:21, archived)
# silly me, i started to click that forgetting to check if it was spam.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 6:31, archived)
# 15 mins membership
1 post. Rookie mistake dear boy.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 6:33, archived)
# i blame it on beeing sleepy
and brain dead from too much work.
to remedy both proiblems, i shall say goodnight all!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 6:34, archived)
# um, yes
it's very shit and alpacay . . . alpacaesque . . . alpacaical . . . alpacalyptic . . .

Yikes! It's the ALPACALYPSE!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 6:32, archived)
# you should be shot for that pun
instead i will write it down for later use :)

edit - having examined your profile and subsequently your website, and finally your Nintento paintings, i have to say, Woo! for Nintendo geeks and GenerationSNES©
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 6:33, archived)
# Oh, thanks
That reminds me that I need to make a long overdue update. I've got a painting of fighter from FF1 that needs posting. The paint is drying on a Mario Brothers "?" block right now. It's life-sized, and I look forward to hanging it high on the wall so I can jump underneath it and make "ding" sounds.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 6:48, archived)
# not meaning to be rude
but was it you?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 6:49, archived)
# I'm guessing it wasn't you
and you have nothing to do with it, and you're not just trying to spam us?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 7:36, archived)
# shameful marketing scheme.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 6:08, archived)
# teehee
*giggles*
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 6:09, archived)
# ha ha
woo
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 6:09, archived)
# What happens if you put the deodorant
in the wrong armpit? Do you stink worse? Explode perhaps?

in addition, woo
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 6:12, archived)
# tiny brian blesseds come out of the ground and
eat you.
also, you are made a laughing stock untilthe end of time itself
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 6:14, archived)
# tee hee hee
that'sfantastic. Woo!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 7:14, archived)
# is that
morrisey?
what a smelly smith
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:01, archived)
# night night
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 6:07, archived)
# night duckie
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 6:08, archived)
# quack
quack
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 6:09, archived)
# Have I missed
Gay Shift?

If so - I will leave. As i have no place outside of Gayshift.

(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 6:00, archived)
# I beleive
thats at 1am
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 6:04, archived)
# what?
1am start or 1am finish? Cos its now 6am - i guess Gayshift ends now as Im about to go to bed - and therefore the last of the Shifty folks that Gay up the bard.

Bard? Shakespeare? Maybe I mean Board!

(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 6:05, archived)
# Jesus
It's six. When did that happen?
Maybe thats why my head hurts so much.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 6:06, archived)
# Hey, i hear shakespeares a bit of a go-er
But gaytime was announced at 1 am, i beleive it clocked off at 1:15 though. I really really should have gone to bed.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 6:07, archived)
# /sigh
It's simple guys, really!

Naked Hour (kinda like Happy Hour but with less apparel) runs from Midnight until 1am.
Gayshift runs from Midnight to 6am.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 6:09, archived)
# So
i shouldnt be naked now then?

Damn i just made sex wee.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 6:11, archived)
# Yes you have.
DLTDHYITAOYWO!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 6:08, archived)
# Yeah......
gotta love overly complicated abbreviations that mean COCKALLTOANYONE
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 6:10, archived)
# ?
what the heck is gayshift?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 6:11, archived)
#
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 5:47, archived)
# *ahem*
AAARRRRGGGHHH!!!

and woo.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 5:49, archived)
# You wouldn't want to go picking
those bad boys...

Just imagine what it'd do to your head if you eat 'em?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 5:55, archived)
# bite it, i'd say
from the inside too

incredibly woo it is!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 5:59, archived)
# i made it smaller and crap like that srry : s
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:54, archived)
# oh....my......god
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:57, archived)
# woo
i'm trying to work out which one is scarey er
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:57, archived)
# the print of the couch
is the scariest of all!

/bitchy
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:58, archived)
# ah, hello mr. pip!
no wonder i have been unable to hummus this evening, you've taken it all again, haven't you? naughty.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 5:03, archived)
# sorry
cant sleep and its 530 am
doh
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 5:27, archived)
# cant sleep and it's work at 8.
bah humbug.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 5:51, archived)
# cant smoke either.
cough sniff splutter
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 5:54, archived)
# you should be where i am
its only 10.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 5:57, archived)
# I pooped my pants.
ah!

watermelon!

AH!

(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 5:55, archived)
#
he he...

watermelon
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 5:55, archived)
# cat
the other white meat
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 5:09, archived)
# Jesus!
quite scary ... yet funny!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:02, archived)
# now with new and improved redexlessness!!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:52, archived)
# woo!
they're hot!
i mean.....cold.

i don't know what i mean.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:55, archived)
# if only
penguins had nipples. i'm sure they could cut glass.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:57, archived)
# TRANNIES!
TRANNYPENGUIN LADYBOYS! AAAARGH

(et le petit woo)
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:55, archived)
#
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:41, archived)
# and with this...
goodnight b3ta.

pantseatflyer, tonight i will dream of toaster people.
thank you.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:45, archived)
# Good night!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:48, archived)
# nightie
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:49, archived)
# 'night
edit - to yak
editedit - meaning he's going to bed, not you cwethan -- night night to you of course...
editeditedit -- toosleepytothinkclearly
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:52, archived)
# haha!
go
to
bed
: )
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:55, archived)
# haha
very strange.
i'd expect nothing less.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:46, archived)
#
anyone else going to the photoshopworld conference in san francisco in march?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:48, archived)
# I think
that I might.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 6:21, archived)
# Sorry

well, not really....
btw, thanks for the original, Sea Urchin Ceviche
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:29, archived)
# I give it
2 woos up
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:29, archived)
# i feel the urge to state:
it's nearly 5am. i have a tube of pork and pickle pies, and a 1 litre carton of ribena.

that is all.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:44, archived)
# ewww
das nasteh!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:34, archived)
# the vomiting guy
and the vomit itself are really nice. the alligator and pothole are amusingly non-sequitor. I'd love to see the guy and the vom moved to other scenarios though... like into smug bastard's lap, for instance...

I don't know why I'm telling you what to do all of a sudden. I think I need to go to bed now. I have to get up in 3 hours.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:34, archived)
# what the hell, zog?
you doin' ok over there?

: )
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:41, archived)
# no.
the board broke.
won't hardly load anymore here. doin weird shit.
I'm going to bed. I hope this gets through.
sorry about the spam!
goodnight I love you all!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:43, archived)
# night!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:44, archived)
# I bothered everyone on 4rthur saying the same thing
but it's working now, just in time for me to say bye bye also -- night zog and all
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:46, archived)
# night night, Cheril
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:48, archived)
# ewwwwwwww
puck tastic
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:47, archived)
[challenge entry] A little American political humor
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:28, archived)
# do they
all have sex now?


/doesn't get it
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:29, archived)
# Democratic presidential candidates
Lieberman, only one not at all blurry, is the only one who supported the war. The rest are... at something of a loss, shall we say.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:42, archived)
# lieberman?
isn't he that big dog's cock that wants to ban computer games? "twunt!" if it is.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:54, archived)
# Hah
Yep, same guy. Well said!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 5:00, archived)
#


*waits for it to animate*
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:29, archived)
# I was waiting for them to start moving
then i realised that they where.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 6:22, archived)
# wateski kitty
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:26, archived)
# ruvery
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:26, archived)
# I love
everything you do.

but that stands out extraordinarily among your extraordinary works.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:27, archived)
# yay!
Poor thing looks tired though... He's been skiing for hours!
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:28, archived)
# oi oi
hows you?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:43, archived)
# mmmmmmmm.meow?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:22, archived)
# redex!
OMG!!1
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:24, archived)
# chestnuts and squirrels?
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:25, archived)
# a boy and some girls
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:26, archived)
# it's
an enormous, clumsily edited picture of a mong with a cat in his mouth.

welcome to b3ta, m1tch!

though I don't think that host allows remote linking.
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:25, archived)
# wow!
now that i see it, i think of my brother......
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:27, archived)
# goodness
its large-ish
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:28, archived)
# HOLY CRAP ON A CRUTCH
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:24, archived)
# get some squawk on your spork
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:21, archived)
# is that a stealthed naughty picture?
i don't get it
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:23, archived)
# look at your micro$opht webdongs
its mainly a lexical joke
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:25, archived)
# o.o
many apologies, i didn't see it said webding o.o my eyes are full of poo cos it's half four in the morning.

arf!

EDIT: i still think it looks like stealthed pr0n in the background though
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:26, archived)
# for some reason
'Move Zig!' is pounding round my brain
(, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:29, archived)

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