
Get the antidote!
www.boredofthebeckhams.com
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Tue 16 Dec 2003, 8:15,
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www.boredofthebeckhams.com

and sprinkles.
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Tue 16 Dec 2003, 8:34,
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mmmm....saddam syrup
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Tue 16 Dec 2003, 8:36,
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I wish I could do photoshop betterer.

No, it's Saddam!
Stop, you're both right!
laughter and cheering
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Tue 16 Dec 2003, 8:09,
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Stop, you're both right!
laughter and cheering

about 3pm yesterday.
Think the counting stopped then
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Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:15,
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Think the counting stopped then

Can't wait till they catch him
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Tue 16 Dec 2003, 8:19,
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Or like Saruman....(yay, tonight Return of the King!)
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Tue 16 Dec 2003, 8:23,
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cagle.slate.msn.com/news/SaddamCaptured/main.asp
Cartoons from around the world, all on the same theme - and it's not suprising how similar some of them are either
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Tue 16 Dec 2003, 8:41,
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Cartoons from around the world, all on the same theme - and it's not suprising how similar some of them are either

to pay attention to things like proportion and accurate milk storage. The arm does look rather guff though.
Tch.
On the plus side the corner shop will be open. Woo.
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Tue 16 Dec 2003, 8:00,
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Tch.
On the plus side the corner shop will be open. Woo.

over here, it's only 1 am. perfectly acceptable picky-time.
actually, i like the arm. character.
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Tue 16 Dec 2003, 8:02,
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actually, i like the arm. character.

it seems like so long ago now. A sleepless night and now off to uni.
Hurrah.
I was going for character...
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Tue 16 Dec 2003, 8:04,
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Hurrah.
I was going for character...

but i do have one very fat hand
/tom baker
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Tue 16 Dec 2003, 8:17,
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/tom baker

hmm. Nice pic.
I'm off to bed. G'night y'all.
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Tue 16 Dec 2003, 7:56,
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I'm off to bed. G'night y'all.


so they waited until he was dead.

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Aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
/emetophobic
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Tue 16 Dec 2003, 7:48,
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Aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
Aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
Aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
Aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
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/emetophobic

That would be like deleting spider posts, or height posts or anything like that!
It's good exposure therapy!
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Tue 16 Dec 2003, 7:52,
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It's good exposure therapy!

need more than a glass and a piece of paper to catch that one.
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Tue 16 Dec 2003, 7:57,
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lemur lemur lemur lemur lemur lemur lemur lemur lemur lemur lemur lemur lemur lemur lemurlemur lemur lemur lemur lemur lemur lemur lemur lemur lemur lemur lemur
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Tue 16 Dec 2003, 7:02,
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anyone seen page 28-29 of the sun ?...xmas santa saddam...in a red hat..now where have i seen pics of that lately....
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Tue 16 Dec 2003, 7:10,
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Over the summer I managed to drop my weight down to 220, which, considering my height and build, meant I was pretty slim. Recently I've been adding on a few pounds here and there due to overeating and binging on junk food. I went and bought some healthier food at the store earlier along with a big bag of gumdrops. I've eaten nearly the entire bag, and decided to glance at the Nutritional Facts. I've just eaten 2000 Calories worth of candy in the past 2 hours!! I might have to take up puking as a hobby...
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Tue 16 Dec 2003, 7:20,
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in GUM DROPS?!?!
now i'm afraid of what i've eaten today. i went off my diet hard and ate a dozen jalapeno poppers, half a bag of cookies, a box of macaroni, a huge slab of cake, a scoop of ice cream, and a smoothie.
let's be bulemic together!
edit: that's not funny now that i look up. D:
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Tue 16 Dec 2003, 7:24,
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now i'm afraid of what i've eaten today. i went off my diet hard and ate a dozen jalapeno poppers, half a bag of cookies, a box of macaroni, a huge slab of cake, a scoop of ice cream, and a smoothie.
let's be bulemic together!
edit: that's not funny now that i look up. D:

Today I ate (checks food diary)
2 tacos
1 chicken meal with stuffing and potatoes
1/2 a block of cheese with Branston pickle
A toffee crisp
A crunchie bar
A dairy milk.
/english food shop binge
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Tue 16 Dec 2003, 7:49,
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2 tacos
1 chicken meal with stuffing and potatoes
1/2 a block of cheese with Branston pickle
A toffee crisp
A crunchie bar
A dairy milk.
/english food shop binge

cheese, ham and branston pickle sandwichees are THE BEST (almost)
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Tue 16 Dec 2003, 7:54,
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and wet and tangy. and has square lumps of... stuff in it that are even tangier.
I'm not sure what they are, and it's vile stuff when eaten on it's own.
But slap it on some cheese and slip that between a couple of slices of bread and it's quite nice.
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Tue 16 Dec 2003, 8:13,
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I'm not sure what they are, and it's vile stuff when eaten on it's own.
But slap it on some cheese and slip that between a couple of slices of bread and it's quite nice.

an interesting combination of hotness and coldness...
would probably be a bit grim.
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Tue 16 Dec 2003, 8:18,
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would probably be a bit grim.

i just found this, and now i'm even more intrigued. one medium swede?
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Tue 16 Dec 2003, 8:22,
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a swede who can commune with the spirits - essential ingredient. (badum-tish)
I didn't realise it had garlic in it. And Worcester sauce. Worcester sauce has fish in it (well, anchovies if they can be classed as fish, evil little bastards that they are).
Thinking about it, it is a unique sort of substance. I suppose the closest thing taste-wise would be picalilly, if you've ever had that.
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Tue 16 Dec 2003, 8:31,
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I didn't realise it had garlic in it. And Worcester sauce. Worcester sauce has fish in it (well, anchovies if they can be classed as fish, evil little bastards that they are).
Thinking about it, it is a unique sort of substance. I suppose the closest thing taste-wise would be picalilly, if you've ever had that.

only bright yellow and has great big wads of cauliflower in it.
I feel like I'm sinking into the surreal world of pickled comestibles now, so I'll stop.
And don't feel bad. I only found out what picalilly was about 6 months ago and they've been stocking it in supermarkets here for the last 20 years.
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Tue 16 Dec 2003, 8:36,
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I feel like I'm sinking into the surreal world of pickled comestibles now, so I'll stop.
And don't feel bad. I only found out what picalilly was about 6 months ago and they've been stocking it in supermarkets here for the last 20 years.

it was like a jar of spicy sweet mustard with huge chunks of cauliflower in it. i looooooveded it.
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Tue 16 Dec 2003, 8:39,
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it tastes very nice - you should also try mayonnaise.
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Tue 16 Dec 2003, 8:39,
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dairy overload!
Still not comfortable with this whole cold spread on hot cheese thing. But then I suppose it's not that much different to cold philadelphia on hot toast, or cold jam. Though jam and cheese would be horrible.
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Tue 16 Dec 2003, 8:46,
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Still not comfortable with this whole cold spread on hot cheese thing. But then I suppose it's not that much different to cold philadelphia on hot toast, or cold jam. Though jam and cheese would be horrible.

If he can run 10 miles in 15 minutes, then yes. Otherwise it's going to be 90 mins to 2 hours. A normal-sized person would need to run most of a marathon to burn off 2000 kcal.
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Tue 16 Dec 2003, 7:54,
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have to burn the extra 2K calories, and there's not a lot he can do, but according to research it will make him feel better about it.
100% fact.
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Tue 16 Dec 2003, 7:56,
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100% fact.


EDIT: Can't remember the syntax for a link but if you take the _small off the url there's a bigger version.

I was looking around for dumb sites and I found this piece of shit: www.xtremealpaca.com.
Wow whoever made this is a real dumbass!
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Tue 16 Dec 2003, 6:21,
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Wow whoever made this is a real dumbass!


and brain dead from too much work.
to remedy both proiblems, i shall say goodnight all!
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Tue 16 Dec 2003, 6:34,
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to remedy both proiblems, i shall say goodnight all!

it's very shit and alpacay . . . alpacaesque . . . alpacaical . . . alpacalyptic . . .
Yikes! It's the ALPACALYPSE!
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Tue 16 Dec 2003, 6:32,
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Yikes! It's the ALPACALYPSE!

instead i will write it down for later use :)
edit - having examined your profile and subsequently your website, and finally your Nintento paintings, i have to say, Woo! for Nintendo geeks and GenerationSNES©
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Tue 16 Dec 2003, 6:33,
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edit - having examined your profile and subsequently your website, and finally your Nintento paintings, i have to say, Woo! for Nintendo geeks and GenerationSNES©

That reminds me that I need to make a long overdue update. I've got a painting of fighter from FF1 that needs posting. The paint is drying on a Mario Brothers "?" block right now. It's life-sized, and I look forward to hanging it high on the wall so I can jump underneath it and make "ding" sounds.
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and you have nothing to do with it, and you're not just trying to spam us?
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Tue 16 Dec 2003, 7:36,
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in the wrong armpit? Do you stink worse? Explode perhaps?
in addition, woo
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Tue 16 Dec 2003, 6:12,
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in addition, woo

eat you.
also, you are made a laughing stock untilthe end of time itself
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Tue 16 Dec 2003, 6:14,
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also, you are made a laughing stock untilthe end of time itself

Gay Shift?
If so - I will leave. As i have no place outside of Gayshift.
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Tue 16 Dec 2003, 6:00,
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If so - I will leave. As i have no place outside of Gayshift.

1am start or 1am finish? Cos its now 6am - i guess Gayshift ends now as Im about to go to bed - and therefore the last of the Shifty folks that Gay up the bard.
Bard? Shakespeare? Maybe I mean Board!
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Tue 16 Dec 2003, 6:05,
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Bard? Shakespeare? Maybe I mean Board!

It's six. When did that happen?
Maybe thats why my head hurts so much.
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Tue 16 Dec 2003, 6:06,
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Maybe thats why my head hurts so much.

But gaytime was announced at 1 am, i beleive it clocked off at 1:15 though. I really really should have gone to bed.
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Tue 16 Dec 2003, 6:07,
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It's simple guys, really!
Naked Hour (kinda like Happy Hour but with less apparel) runs from Midnight until 1am.
Gayshift runs from Midnight to 6am.
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Tue 16 Dec 2003, 6:09,
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Naked Hour (kinda like Happy Hour but with less apparel) runs from Midnight until 1am.
Gayshift runs from Midnight to 6am.

gotta love overly complicated abbreviations that mean COCKALLTOANYONE
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Tue 16 Dec 2003, 6:10,
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those bad boys...
Just imagine what it'd do to your head if you eat 'em?
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Tue 16 Dec 2003, 5:55,
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Just imagine what it'd do to your head if you eat 'em?

no wonder i have been unable to hummus this evening, you've taken it all again, haven't you? naughty.
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Tue 16 Dec 2003, 5:03,
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goodnight b3ta.
pantseatflyer, tonight i will dream of toaster people.
thank you.
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Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:45,
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pantseatflyer, tonight i will dream of toaster people.
thank you.

edit - to yak
editedit - meaning he's going to bed, not you cwethan -- night night to you of course...
editeditedit -- toosleepytothinkclearly
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Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:52,
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editedit - meaning he's going to bed, not you cwethan -- night night to you of course...
editeditedit -- toosleepytothinkclearly

anyone else going to the photoshopworld conference in san francisco in march?
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Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:48,
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well, not really....
btw, thanks for the original, Sea Urchin Ceviche

it's nearly 5am. i have a tube of pork and pickle pies, and a 1 litre carton of ribena.
that is all.
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Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:44,
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that is all.

and the vomit itself are really nice. the alligator and pothole are amusingly non-sequitor. I'd love to see the guy and the vom moved to other scenarios though... like into smug bastard's lap, for instance...
I don't know why I'm telling you what to do all of a sudden. I think I need to go to bed now. I have to get up in 3 hours.
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Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:34,
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I don't know why I'm telling you what to do all of a sudden. I think I need to go to bed now. I have to get up in 3 hours.

the board broke.
won't hardly load anymore here. doin weird shit.
I'm going to bed. I hope this gets through.
sorry about the spam!
goodnight I love you all!
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Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:43,
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won't hardly load anymore here. doin weird shit.
I'm going to bed. I hope this gets through.
sorry about the spam!
goodnight I love you all!

but it's working now, just in time for me to say bye bye also -- night zog and all
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Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:46,
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Lieberman, only one not at all blurry, is the only one who supported the war. The rest are... at something of a loss, shall we say.
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Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:42,
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isn't he that big dog's cock that wants to ban computer games? "twunt!" if it is.
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Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:54,
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then i realised that they where.
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Tue 16 Dec 2003, 6:22,
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everything you do.
but that stands out extraordinarily among your extraordinary works.
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Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:27,
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but that stands out extraordinarily among your extraordinary works.

Poor thing looks tired though... He's been skiing for hours!
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Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:28,
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an enormous, clumsily edited picture of a mong with a cat in his mouth.
welcome to b3ta, m1tch!
though I don't think that host allows remote linking.
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Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:25,
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welcome to b3ta, m1tch!
though I don't think that host allows remote linking.

many apologies, i didn't see it said webding o.o my eyes are full of poo cos it's half four in the morning.
arf!
EDIT: i still think it looks like stealthed pr0n in the background though
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Tue 16 Dec 2003, 4:26,
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arf!
EDIT: i still think it looks like stealthed pr0n in the background though
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