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Yanks are beginning to show their true colours...

...an own goal. I see they're wearing a very England-like strip. Probably explains their slow descent to a draw.

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 10:36, archived)

this made me laugh:

its a fact on the yahoo live match coverage thingy:
"The United States recorded their biggest FIFA World Cup™ victory in 1950, when they shocked England 1-0."

(icedragon, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 10:55, archived)

can anyone remember

a time spaz as great as the big glass cock?

(crazymum, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 10:34, archived)

Big glass cock?

My goodness, that must be an HILAROUS sight!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 10:38, archived)

I've never seen the glass cock

have I missed out?

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rogan, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 10:52, archived)

It was a cock.

Made of glass.
Oh, the hilarity.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 10:54, archived)

golf glass cock girl

has b3ta at number 1 in google

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rob, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 10:53, archived)

doesn't

actually find the picture though, does it? In fact b3ta's in some very odd company with those results...

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rogan, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 11:01, archived)

Got this DVD today...

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hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 10:33, archived)

Ham related re-post

Cos I want to.

so there.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 10:27, archived)

You

Should get spazzed for that. Please someone spazz this for me....

(HungOver, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 10:29, archived)

It only

encourages them.

(tomsk, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 10:30, archived)

Yes.

FUCKSOCKSING POINTLESS REPOSTS!

GRRRRR!

(hello everyone, btw :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 10:37, archived)

Good morning Mr Bucket,

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 10:38, archived)

ah, don't taunt Tomsk and Lumpbucket...

eeeh Reposts! Bah!

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 10:48, archived)

Heh!

There's nowt wrong with a good taunting.

Taunt taunt.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 10:49, archived)

Neeeeeeeh!

(tomsk, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 10:54, archived)

had to be done...

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 10:59, archived)

Hahahahahaha!

Fantastic! :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 11:05, archived)

you are only too right, sir!

(crazymum, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 10:31, archived)

I will spaz myself then

with appolojizz.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 10:31, archived)

Nice

Spazza... i solute you =)

(HungOver, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 10:35, archived)

For a minute

I thought you were Hugo Rune all anagrammised

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 10:32, archived)

Has anyone

written a song about Furtive for Koit.
I only ask 'cos I've just finished one.
Oh and I downloaded the Lumpy song last night and its brilliant.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 10:24, archived)

It is, isn't it?

I love the silly voice going "I don't know".

I don't recall anyone mentioning a Furtive song.

By the way, does anyone know what an Albino Tiger Slanty Man is? I'm confused.

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Craymen, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 10:26, archived)

I was well chuffed

I wanted to email Koit to tell him but my pooter went spazzy.
Albino Tiger Slanty Man? What the hell is that?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 10:28, archived)

Cool

Glad u like yer Lumpy song......Albino Tiger Slanty Man is a creation of Mike (when he gets back from his hols, ask him to post an image to the board)

I've taken down the Furtive lyrics and shall sort summat when I can be arsed........cheers

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 11:35, archived)

I'm gonna spaz this

cos i like it but foolishly posted it yesterday when the board was dead quiet

(AlfGarnett, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 10:12, archived)

i think that hummus has gone rotten

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rob, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 10:13, archived)

Do you mean

that the hummus pictured above has gone rotten, or that the general concept of hummus has gone rotten?

(tomsk, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 10:24, archived)

er.. just meant that the hummus depicted was black

and probably rotten.

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rob, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 10:26, archived)

Ah, righto.

Just needed that clarifying. Yes, it does look a little mingin'.

(tomsk, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 10:28, archived)

Nice touch of penguin though

It seems Hummus has lost all meaning to Rob.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 10:27, archived)

ahh, i see it hasn't just yet

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 10:30, archived)

well i'm so cool that i never even entered the realm of hummus

so eat that. i knew it wasn't cool before it went uncool.

*high fives himself*

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tomdog, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 10:30, archived)

everything

I posted on Monday has been buried by the jubilee concert discussion. such is life...

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rogan, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 10:26, archived)

Saturday's do....

It's at the Strongroom Bar, right?
Where is that?

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 5 Jun 2002, 9:59, archived)

5 mins from Old St. Toob

Where's that flyer Raw-Edge made?

(tomsk, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 10:00, archived)

raw-edge made one?

that's what I've just been slaving over. bugger.
(what's the parking like round that way?)

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 5 Jun 2002, 10:08, archived)

Dunno.

Same as the rest of London I guess. Don't leave your stereo on show...

(tomsk, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 10:10, archived)

is there

a time yet??

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smirny ~(8(|), Wed 5 Jun 2002, 10:11, archived)

5.00?

6.00?
earlier or later?
discuss..

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 5 Jun 2002, 10:18, archived)

I reckon 6.00 at the earliest,

BTW here's a map. Look for the red arrow. It's next door to Cargo, if anyone knows where that is.

(tomsk, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 10:22, archived)

well i'll

prolly aim for around 7/8 cos i'm like that :P

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smirny ~(8(|), Wed 5 Jun 2002, 10:27, archived)

yeah head down past the foundry and the 333 club

i know exactly whre it is, but i'm not coming so not much help to me.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 10:42, archived)

Why not?

It'll be ace.

(tomsk, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 10:45, archived)

really want to

and should make the big one but it's my 'time of the month'.
(magazine deadline)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 10:49, archived)

Bummer.

Oh well, see you at the next one, hopefully.

(tomsk, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 10:57, archived)

It's really not worth nicking

It's crap.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 5 Jun 2002, 10:13, archived)

That's my logic too.

Anyone stupid enough to bother nicking my car deserves it's frequently broken down arse.

(Amerella, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 10:15, archived)

anyone willing to nick my car

must be determined, it needs a push to get it started -every time :)

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 5 Jun 2002, 10:17, archived)

Crikey

that is bad! Mine starts okay, just looks like shit and has million tiny things wrong designed to annoy - like one of the passenger doors only opens from the inside...

(Amerella, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 10:27, archived)

rock and or roll

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santexo, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 9:54, archived)

"I pledge myself to satan"

I once heard a song with that chorus. 10 years ago maybe. Does anyone know who recorded it?

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rob, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 9:56, archived)

dunno

but I have a ballad where the hook line is "by the time I was 12, I was killing...killing for satan..."

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 10:12, archived)

I enjoyed the jubilee concert

is that a crime? I watched it down the local pub. Everyone was singing. It was fun.

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rob, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 9:47, archived)

I saw the last hour

and enjoyed it as well.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 9:48, archived)

thought there was a lot of snide coverage in the press

all utterly irrelevant. It entertained. That's enough.

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rob, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 9:50, archived)

I agree totally

but at points the sound was pants.

I felt sorry for some of the people on stage who obviosuly couldn't hear themselves.

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fastcar, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 9:53, archived)

There was one blemish....

Topl***er. Totally unnecessary. Must have a new single coming out or summat.

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 9:56, archived)

I feel sorry for toploader

one hit wonders. and it wasn't even their tune.

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rob, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 9:57, archived)

Sorry?

That one hit musta made a bomb from replays and sainsbury's and, the chap got to set up a permanent porking contract with Gail Hipgrave (nee Porter).

Sorry my arse. Jealous more like.

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 10:02, archived)

their career is fucked

they were a gigging band with ambition. that hit has fucked it all up - and alienated them from the core market they wanted to sell records to. a hit like that is a curse.

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rob, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 10:09, archived)

Not only was it not their tune

it wasn't any bloody good

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adverse_camber, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 10:02, archived)

Its always

easy to pick up on the bad points which is what the press seem to be good at.
Bastards.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 9:54, archived)

It probably was enjoyable...

...in a busy place with an atmosphere of happiness and cameraderie, but us shrivelled-up vegetables at home watching it alone/w-partner while reading B3ta... different world mate.

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 9:51, archived)

but it was extremely fucking funny!!!

I enjoyed that evening no end, mainly thanks to b3ta...

and the fireworks were damn good.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 9:59, archived)

Yeah,

I saw them from my bedroom window, 5 miles away and they were still dead cool.
b3ta makes shit telly fun.

(tomsk, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 10:01, archived)

There's nothing wrong with that

I consider myself a bit of a republican, but have to admit that the sight of 1 million people in the mall yesterday did stir some vague feeling of pride in me...

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Monkeyboy, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 9:51, archived)

Yup, that was Grand.

Enjoyed the Notting Hill procession, the Decades one was good (bad camera changes though), but the Commonwealth one was a bit messed-up by the arty types.

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 9:54, archived)

Did you hear the

commentary for the Notting Hill bit.
Those two women made no sense at all, David Dimblebum was baffled.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 9:57, archived)

best thing about the parade was

listening to the commentary. They had wayne hemmngway and david dimbleby on BBC1 ripping the piss out of the woman who designed the floats.

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Monkeyboy, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 9:58, archived)

baldy designer boy

does have a face for radio

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rob, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 9:59, archived)

since the demise of Big breakfast

he has to take his irritating retro chic preaching moments where ever he can

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Monkeyboy, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 10:02, archived)

Hehe:

I loved the "What is Platinum?" line.

(ed) And the food bit:

DD:"So, what does this represent, Spaghetti Bolognese?"
DT:"Yes, this is the kind of food we ate in the 70's"

Enter the 80's float...

DD: "So, what is this now? Chinese food?"
DT: "Yes, it represents the kind of food we ate in the 80's"

WH: "So, we didn't have Chinese Food in the 70's then?"

etc.

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 10:04, archived)

Hah ha...

that was good. Also the pregnant man picture on the 60's float - the campaign was from the 70's by saatchi & saatchi - which didn't even exist in the 60's. Needless to say DD & WH picked up on this too...

[edit: fuck me, I'm a boring git.}

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Monkeyboy, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 10:16, archived)

Didn't Dimblebum say...

That Wayne worked for Red AND Dead?
Was that some kind of political statement, d'ya think?

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 10:26, archived)

fashion commies

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rob, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 10:27, archived)

he'll do anything y'know

I saw him give a talk at Urban Gardens (wife is horticulturalist) and about 60% of the people in their didn't know who he was and walked out when they realised that all he going to talk about was a making social change by creating a new living environment nr gateshead and didn't mention gardening once.

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bacon and egg roll is going to be big downunder, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 10:32, archived)

I've got something that'll create a new living environment near gateshead:

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Monkeyboy, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 10:36, archived)

OOOoOh!

Oh, yes Papa, let's drop a warhead on Gateshead!

It'll be like a great big picnic with mushrooms and lashings and lashings of high-purity plutonium!

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 10:42, archived)

dot.tk

ta muchly to people bandying about .tk addresses and pointing out that they're free.

god bless the pacific islands

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bananaman, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 9:46, archived)

they are bloody slow though

I find them annoying.

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rob, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 9:51, archived)

yeah, but

they're free

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bananaman, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 10:15, archived)

I don't find them

that slow... Plus you only have to wait to connect once.
The most annoying thing I've found is they've started using popups...

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helmetcream, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 10:33, archived)

i fixed that

just shout down the person who owns it till they go to here and login. then to "Dot TK linker promo" on the sidebar, through the next page then set the option to "no banner".

long and poo explanation but it does the trick

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bananaman, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 10:38, archived)

Hmmm.... I have 3 of the things.

I didn't know you could just turn that off... Still, it's a bit dodgy just turning it on without asking.

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helmetcream, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 10:44, archived)

yeah, but

this is probably 90% of their economy giving away stuff

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bananaman, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 10:47, archived)

Are there Pacific

Islands in San Francisco?

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helmetcream, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 10:39, archived)

i suppose

that alcatraz is technically in the Pacific

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bananaman, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 10:43, archived)

Are they giving out

top level domain names?
dot.alc or summat?
I want drink.alc

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helmetcream, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 10:49, archived)

Can somebody pop over to Japan...

...and remind the Americans they're not supposed to be able to play footie.

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 9:42, archived)

football...

they cant play football, the play Soccer (cough)

(Jamsie, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 9:46, archived)

nope, so far...

..it's definitely been football (Hence being 3-up vs Portugal for a few minutes)

Stat: There are 18 million Registered Footballers in the USA. That is twice as many as the sex-offenders register, and 1/2 as many as the long-haired hippy scientist register.

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 9:49, archived)

You've....

... been listening to that prick John Motson again haven't you?

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blah, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 10:25, archived)

You've....

... been listening to that prick John Motson again haven't you?

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blah, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 10:25, archived)

There are

9 million registered sex-offenders in the US?! Crikey.

(tomsk, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 10:26, archived)

I just made that up.

There are probably a hell of a lot more.

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 10:28, archived)

Ahem

Whoose language?

I think again played mostly with the feet has a greater right to be called football than one played by mostly carrying the ball around in the arms...that's called 'rugby'

rant over.

And by the way, colour has a 'u' in it...etc..etc..

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 10:24, archived)

Hmmm...

Poppa or Fries?

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 10:28, archived)

i think someone should too

3 fecking 1...

(icedragon, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 9:47, archived)

Geri Haliwell

has fairly let herself go again - as seen at the Spice Girls reunion!
Minger

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Watty, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 9:41, archived)

the classics are back

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rob, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 9:42, archived)

Oh...

is this an oldie?

I stumbled on it while looking for a picture of a fat balding ginger bloke(don't ask why!).

Sorry!

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Watty, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 9:47, archived)

read

this

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rob, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 9:48, archived)

do i win?

(crazymum, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 9:29, archived)

apologies if someone had this before

Just the above on that damned text-twist game.

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nyarlathotep, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 9:20, archived)

I got "rimmed" as my six letter

the other day.

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rob, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 9:43, archived)

it wouldn't

let me have "munter" as a word.

but i did once get to make it on countdown.

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bananaman, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 9:45, archived)

let me have "piss" too

that made me happy

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rob, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 9:46, archived)

cool

"shit" and "arse" aren't allowed though :(

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nyarlathotep, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 9:55, archived)

It let me have "fart"

not especially rude but still funny after all these years

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adverse_camber, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 10:04, archived)

no arse

but eras a plenty

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bananaman, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 10:48, archived)

ham-related tom-foolery

why is corel-photopaint so shit at making a decent job of text?

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 9:17, archived)

Hey! I've been there!

Many a ham round that way...

(Amerella, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 9:34, archived)

'bin there too

bought some quality powda there - itching powder that is, there was a jokeshop all those years ago.

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 9:46, archived)

shambles

i used to get my hair cut in the shambles

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gster, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 10:31, archived)

Too many days off make brain hurt....

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Ted, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 9:05, archived)

Christ I am glad that's over

crap weekend. missed photoshop. v bored.

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Staticgirl, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 9:03, archived)

I visited my god son

and got dribbled on.

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rob, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 9:11, archived)

I got pissed

and dribbled on everyone.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 9:26, archived)

wow, what a lovely

weekend. i got me one of them mini safaris. it's ace.

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stouffer, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 8:50, archived)

You will

have to watch out for Lions hiding in the cushions.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 8:54, archived)

tell me about it man

it's all kicked off in the kitchen

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stouffer, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 8:55, archived)

Holy shit

you'll have coyotes in the cold box and cheetahs on the cheeseboard.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 8:59, archived)

oh good god no

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stouffer, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 9:00, archived)

Sorry to laugh at your misfortune Stouff,

but that's cheered me up no end, ta!

(tomsk, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 9:01, archived)

pffft

i should have known it was a bad idea from the start. bad weekend then?

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stouffer, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 9:04, archived)

No, weekend good,

work bad.
Here, you might need some of this:

(tomsk, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 9:13, archived)

work bad indeed. i'm

off to the library to do physics now. aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh

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stouffer, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 9:18, archived)

Crikey

You'll have snakes stealing the soap and tapir's tampering with the taps!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 9:01, archived)

if only i

had another picture to add at this point.

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stouffer, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 9:05, archived)

and

baboons chewing through the power cables...they're a bugger for that!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 8:55, archived)

suddenly

a have this amazing urge to go out and buy me a safari

(koopies, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 8:55, archived)

I heard that Europe has voted

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vbloke OLDSKOOL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 8:49, archived)

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