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# HELP!!!! Quick Question
Has anyone got a TV card in there pc, if so can you screen capture and what is the quality like. Cant be arsed to go to pc world and waste money if its crap...thanks
(I helped save b3ta! DontHaveAClue, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:04, archived)
# Depends how much you spend
the £8 ones are shite, but the WinTV Primio ones have a picture as good as a decent TV set. I got my WinTV Primio FM from ebay for like £40 or so. It comes with teletext, remote, FM radio, SVHS and composite input. I use it on a miggy, but i'd imagine the picture is identical for Windoze...

The only downside is that the de-interlaced picture makes sideways scrolling text hard to read, but other than that it doesn't really notice.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:06, archived)
# TV Cards
The Hauppage WinTV PCI is a bit poo - I mean it works n all, but the piccy quality isn't the best I've seen and it crashes a lot at the moment - my fault probably.
(I helped save b3ta! MrWizzle likes tea because it's nice., Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:07, archived)
# Is it the Primio
or the budget one?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:08, archived)
# well a dodgy thunderbirds vhs through a lairy co-ax
turns out like this


mines aboot 3 years old :p
(minoltion, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:07, archived)
# Yeah
but broadcast PAL is higher quality than VHS... :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:08, archived)
# yeah and
an s-video lead helps
(minoltion, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:10, archived)
# Thanks
guys
(I helped save b3ta! DontHaveAClue, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:17, archived)
# it's a vintage Ford Pinto, for kids
careful with the gas tank though.
(que, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:03, archived)
# Hee hee!
She needs an asbestos ass!
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:03, archived)
# The Quo
dont care whose toes they step on.

Gits
(thediscokingpin, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:04, archived)
# Hello, who's calling
Just done the rounds at work. mp3 format, lo quality mono 127k clicky
(julio geordio, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:59, archived)
# ...
you kick my dog!
(minoltion, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:02, archived)
# i must dig out the track i made using this
it was class!
(Mattyboy, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:02, archived)
# Ahh yes.. its an oldie...
but i like it...

after the first rant he goes "it'll only take a couple of seconds.." :)

Your mime types are incorrectly set up though I think, it tried to change the type to a movie when I downloaded it here..
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:04, archived)
# thats because
of something technical happening.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:07, archived)
# Yeah
that'll be it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:20, archived)
# first go
(I helped save b3ta! jsut peopel, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:59, archived)
# that's
the spirit.
(spiral, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:06, archived)
# meow.....
(SF, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:56, archived)
# Is that not
a photo from the World Kitten Rodeo Championships in '97?
(thediscokingpin, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:58, archived)
# wasn't
it '96 ?
(minoltion, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:59, archived)
# Nah, '96
was the year Marlumpta Couscous won on her Ginger Tom with the controversial white paws.

Definately '97
(thediscokingpin, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:02, archived)
# "GO RIGHT, Kitty, go right!"
"there's a landmine over where you're headed!"
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:02, archived)
# would ya Adam and Eve it ?

clicky for suprises !!
(JBoom, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:51, archived)
# Woo!
Since donthaveaclue is bouncing round the office with his first front pager I thought I'd break from electrics and flooring (not at the same time, natch) and bugger me with a fishfork! That's a class front page, so extra yayness to all involved!

Oh, and Houpla!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:49, archived)
# get your arse into work
there is only me in. im all alone apart from this dodgy looking guy cleaning the windows that looks like he might rape me or murder me with a axe.
(I helped save b3ta! DontHaveAClue, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:52, archived)
# I'm actually doing more work here!
Entire floor is up on the first landing 'cos the arse that put the heating in ran the electrics on top of the heating pipes! (No it wasn't me). Wifeof wants a double socket there too and once I've done THAT I've got to put a new floor down 'cos all the old boards were fucksocked.

Film at 11.

Oh, if you get axe-murdered make sure you leave a note for the boys so they know where you've gone :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:55, archived)
# You know, with all the work you are doing
the vibrations may cause your C65 to fall to the floor and break!

I think you should send it to me for safekeeping ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:54, archived)
# Hmm. <turns round>
Nope, it's still there, and look! One of daughterof's bears has taken up residence!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:58, archived)
# But look!
I'm sure it has moved nearer the edge! It could fall at any minute!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:59, archived)
# It's moved of its
own accord.


*edit* Reet - back to the boards before wifeof catches me slacking :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:02, archived)
# Oooooh...
*sob* I'm never going to get to play with a C65 am I? its not fair damn it! :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:10, archived)
# pp if your here...
the bb feed is back on again

(minoltion, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:44, archived)
# qq big mother
the squirrel flies at night.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:45, archived)
# red cows over moscow
can't fly without umbrella.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:47, archived)
# The geese
smoke crack these days...horse has become passé
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:48, archived)
# Red nipples
cannot hummus when the plinth is in the third chamber.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:49, archived)
# the geese
are ruffling their feathers
(minoltion, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:47, archived)
# giddyup
(que, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:40, archived)
# JEsus!
That's scary
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:41, archived)
# he's been in my mind
and dragged up a nightmare worse than dinner with Pauline Fowler.

...I'm scared now
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:43, archived)
# WTMF !
I just shit myself at work and now everyone is laughing at me (again)
(JBoom, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:43, archived)
# horses are evil
and should be murdered and fed to chickens.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:44, archived)
# Who are evil
and should be murdered and fed to gibbons.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:48, archived)
# Who
are evil and should be cut to ribbons.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:49, archived)
# which are lovely
and should be given away to everyone to tie in their hair.
(crazymum, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:52, archived)
# gibbons are the root of all evil
and should be chopped up and moulded into penguin shaped biscuits and then fed to horses.

It's the circle of life
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:51, archived)
# The final WORD LIST
from last friday. Posted here. Lets see what sentences you can make from this lot.
(I helped save b3ta! flares, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:40, archived)
# dogs with specs support bouncing clones

(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:39, archived)
# usa
beat someone in football (soccer ;o) ) ?!

well spank...
(minoltion, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:39, archived)
# Shhh
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:40, archived)
# Anyone for tennis?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:36, archived)
# you total
stone bonker you :)
Hey you doing the b3ta party this saturday dude?
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:39, archived)
# 'course I am
I'm staying at yours, int i? You'd forget yer head if it wasn't screwed on!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:41, archived)
# was just making sure..
didnt know if ye were doing the 8th or the 15th of july one..
oh fuck it, I want some prozack
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:43, archived)
# 15th of July is a Monday.
Is that right or is that the Przac a'talking.?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:47, archived)
# ye
send psd too...
edward dot willey at cdv dot de
(I helped save b3ta! smirny ~(8(|), Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:41, archived)
# Oh feck arse
I've quit potatoshop i'm afraid. You'll have to make do with the jpeg...
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:44, archived)
# Does this count?


Actually...it's a bit shoddy...
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:47, archived)
# I love it!
Thats the best moon buggy NASA have ever made!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:48, archived)
# Hehehe
"The Kitten has landed?"
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:49, archived)
# easy, love.
(spiral, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:34, archived)
# on a vaguely related note...

glass dinosaurs!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:39, archived)
# Mountaineering
never before did the wilds see such sturdy steeds as these fine fillies!
(I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:33, archived)
# Ah look at them
Fine limbed lasses with a quest for adventure.
God bless The Sturdy Woman.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:35, archived)
# i've just read your last post on the previous sturdy women thread
Live the dream, cowboy! any fine fillies with solid gait, good ankles, firm yet sturdy thighs and buttocks and a head for heights want to volunteer for our expedition? We'll make the ridge by sundown if we just push on...
(I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:47, archived)
# Can we get sponsorship
do you think?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:52, archived)
# with our unique rustling skills
we will have no need of sponsorship, though some scotchguard to maintain their glossy coats would we useful as someone suggested earlier.
(I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:04, archived)
# True
I see money in them thar Sturdy Girls.
We will want for nothing when we live this rumble tumble lifestyle. With these solid bosomed beauty's the world is our oyster.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:06, archived)
# Someone should turn Fluffy
the right way up. All his blood will flow to his little penguin head which will then burst all over those magnificient calves.

Be a bugger to clear up it will.
(I helped save b3ta! adverse_camber, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:41, archived)
# head..
burst... calves... i'm all a quiver with anticipation...

sorry /coat
(rawx, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:44, archived)
# jebus !
Does she know there's a furtive bear on her back ? Probably trying to get that fluffy penguin me thinks...
(JBoom, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:42, archived)
# .
Striding 'cross the mountain tops
Thighs as big as trees
With b3ta's favourites on their backs
They're guaranteed to please

(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:43, archived)
#
For lo! These are the Sturdy Girls
Who often run in packs.
Crushing walnuts 'tween their thighs
and eating Caramac's
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:45, archived)
# mmmmmm
Striding over ranges,
With ropes and slings and crampons,
Their bags were filled - which left,
No room for spare tampons!
(I helped save b3ta! Watty, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:46, archived)
# So, tamponless, our heroes,
set about their mountain quest,
and when their fannies start to bleed,
They stop for a little rest.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:54, archived)
#
A rough dirt track
and a sleeping bag
is all these fillies need.
By hook or by crook they'll get you there.
Satisfaction Guaranteed.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:50, archived)
# .
Before they leave the campsite
For rain they do prepare
With Goretex shoes and jackets
And Scotchguard on their hair
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:56, archived)
#
No obstacle can stop them,
nor rain, nor wind, nor hail.
These sturdy Girls show no fear
of beast, or bird, or male.

Ha ha ha, Scotchguard on their hair!!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:02, archived)
# searching for dinosaurs
result: demented aquanauts
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:31, archived)
# Thlidmobiles are selling well.
(take 2)


Will I rot in hell?


(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:29, archived)
# she's even cuter now.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:31, archived)
# she looks disturbingly
like my ex-girlfriend
(Mattyboy, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:43, archived)
# Somebody
a rot in hell gif.

Tee hee hee
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:31, archived)
# I fucking hope so
Why don't you go the whole hog and black her up too?
(I helped save b3ta! adverse_camber, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:32, archived)
# I
Thought that might be offensive.

Wouldn't want to offend.

Not me. Never.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:39, archived)
# Oh no, I wasn't offended.
Sickened to my very core perhaps, but not offended ;o-)
(I helped save b3ta! adverse_camber, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:43, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:32, archived)
# what's
got five fingers and covered in hair?
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:33, archived)
# Jeremy
Beadle?
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:35, archived)
# good answer but wrong...
a thalidamides armpit!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:40, archived)
# Oh God, that's awful.
But it's so funny...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:35, archived)
# its a bit late but blueyonder wouldnt let me FTP
(I helped save b3ta! DontHaveAClue, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:29, archived)
# Heh!
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:30, archived)
# nice
whos that?
(icedragon, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:33, archived)
# she looks disturbingly
like my ex-girlfriend...
(Mattyboy, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:33, archived)
# Mw
wahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:35, archived)
# really though
who is she - it's uncanny!
(Mattyboy, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:39, archived)
# Your
ex girlfriend had woo yay across her breasts?? :)
(I helped save b3ta! DontHaveAClue, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:35, archived)
# well, not so much woo-yay
what would you put across breasts that look like that?
(Mattyboy, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:38, archived)
# Sweet Jesus?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:38, archived)
# something like that
lots of vitamin e in there
(Mattyboy, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:44, archived)
# As the picture came off
a porn site, there's possibly already been much vit e on there already.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:04, archived)
# Ha haaaa!
Nice one!

Now get back to work while I finish the electrics on the landing :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:47, archived)
# glass cock
binned.

fsek it.
(cybo, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:27, archived)
# Christ.
I stay away from the board for a few days and when i come back everybody has gone totally hatstand. Quite quite odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:23, archived)
# Mad people?
On b3ta? What is the world coming to?
(tomsk, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:25, archived)
# i mean
more mad than usual.
hmm. I was out with popt_art and Si_W on Monday and they were fucknuts too, so I shouldnt be suprised really. It must be the weather. Or something.
Anyhow, you have a good weekend tomsky?
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:27, archived)
# Yeah, 'twas okay.
I'm aching all over. I think I have bubonic plague or something.
(tomsk, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:28, archived)
# you too?
I'm fucked too. The doctor told me I have a "stomach bug". So thats what he spent 6 years in uni learning. Twat. I know i have bug.
Oh sod, im ranting. Time to lie down.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:30, archived)
# Doktors
are like that. "You have a virus. Take some aspirin. Don't come back unless your head falls off."
Cheers, doc.
(tomsk, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:32, archived)
# yep.
But he gave me some tablets that I'm not going to take. They say "dont take alcohol when on this medication".
As fucking IF.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:34, archived)
# ahhhh
go and drink a nice cup of peppermint tea - it helped me when Watford fell ill with an attack of crypto sporydiosis when the water supply was poisoned.....
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:39, archived)
# good idea.
But i think i'll stick to the luvverly coffee from our new caffine producing thing thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:41, archived)
# Binggggggggggg
Boingggggggggggg
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 14:25, archived)

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