I thought that's great...
...until I saw the little spacehopper decal, at which point I thought it was marvellous.
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 3:25,
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Shaolin Monk suits are made from
pure SpaceHopper rubber.
*100% of Fact!ish*
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 3:30,
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*100% of Fact!ish*
Wonderful
And with the spacehopper decal, better than wonderful.
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 3:31,
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I like hands
I have 2 of them, they're attached to my arms.
I use them to do all sorts of things.
My hands that is, not my arms, though i do use my arms too, but the function of my arms is usually to just get my hands into the right places to do stuff.
And on that note, i'm really going to bed, night all.
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 3:23,
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I use them to do all sorts of things.
My hands that is, not my arms, though i do use my arms too, but the function of my arms is usually to just get my hands into the right places to do stuff.
And on that note, i'm really going to bed, night all.
sorry mate
those baby head ones are somewhat better,
good though!
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 3:23,
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good though!
If you took each image as a still and put them side by side,
then to see it in 3d, one would merely have to cross one's eyes rather than time his blinks perfectly and awkwardly to see each image with a separate eye.
edit: like this:
double edit: the first image don't work, but you get the idea.
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 3:29,
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edit: like this:
double edit: the first image don't work, but you get the idea.
Wow, redex!
You are human!
/edit: now that I've seen the image, I'm proven wrong. Nice shop!
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 3:15,
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/edit: now that I've seen the image, I'm proven wrong. Nice shop!
apparantly my brother is getting you to do a talk
in Oxford for some arty thing he is involved in at his college.
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 3:19,
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indeed
I shall be giving a lecture on the importance of clean nads.
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 3:20,
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what does "cor" mean?
"correction" doesn't seem to work for me in this context...
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 3:37,
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i understand the latter part of that phrase
is it from a particular movie or something that i would not understand?
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 3:42,
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it's a british expression.
more specifically, chimney sweep londoners.
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 3:44,
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I think
it's a corruption of "God blind me!", but I could be wrong.
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 3:47,
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Help me
I was on another forum, talking about ghosts, when I remembered a very scary book I read as a child. Now I'm too scared to leave the room!
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I need more sleep or alcohol* - that's doing my head in.
*or apples
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 3:18,
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*or apples
You should 'shop yourself
as a complete puss.
/edit: in looking at your profile, that guy with the nose ring should have FPd. Wonderful stuff!
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 3:11,
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/edit: in looking at your profile, that guy with the nose ring should have FPd. Wonderful stuff!
Cunts.
Sorry to tj, but I was just hunting about for images on the UK army's website. They have a news section: I'm really glad they've found something a little more important than the Surry-Police-say-4-deaths-at-Deepcut-Barracks-not-suicides report to use as the headline.
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 3:13,
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What are you doing these with?
Surely not the Spirograph® plugin for Adobe Photoshop®
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 3:05,
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Pffft, like I'd ever do something that simple
I always make things difficult for myself
one last one.
And now I'm off to bed.
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 3:14,
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one last one.
And now I'm off to bed.
These are fantastic.
I tried one myself, but it didn't come out quite right. I still like it though.
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 3:29,
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http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2229578468&category=3225
tee hee
who is gonna be the first to shop it? not me im far too tired for that.
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 2:59,
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who is gonna be the first to shop it? not me im far too tired for that.
I'm not sure how this came about, but seeing as how it's about that time when all the Amerib3tans come out to play...
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 2:45,
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socball?
Fucksockballs for posting that in the wrong place first time around.
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 2:56,
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i am rather impressed
by what some of these b3tans can do under the influence.
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 2:34,
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Ah, the curse of the cactus.
Doomed to a life without biscuits or any other shop-bought items.
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 2:58,
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I can safely say that
all of ccc's work is done whilst drunk.
He seemed genuinely surprised when i said i did photoshopping whilst sober.
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 2:38,
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He seemed genuinely surprised when i said i did photoshopping whilst sober.
I love polar bears
most patient of all the animals.
The nimrod in the weighted-down ride has Alzheimer's, apparently.
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 2:36,
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The nimrod in the weighted-down ride has Alzheimer's, apparently.
to do:
1. make friends with all penguins
2. take penguin jokes off the internet
edit: strike that, reverse
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 2:26,
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2. take penguin jokes off the internet
edit: strike that, reverse
guns dont kill penguins!
penguins kill penguins!
(or is it seals?)
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 2:32,
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(or is it seals?)
Out of curiousity
Why did Superman let the bullets hit him in the chest, then duck the gun thrown at him?
Guns can kill, if you throw them hard enough.
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 2:34,
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Guns can kill, if you throw them hard enough.
Well if he didn't duck,
he'd risk catching the gun. Opening up the possibility of leaving a print, thus threatening his secret identity!
End black and white on black and white violence now!
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 2:37,
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End black and white on black and white violence now!
unshopped
I love fire, the most. It's sort of an autobiography. One of my smaller fires. Hell, am I personally responsible for global warming?
Forgive me. Woo to the burning pooch
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 2:21,
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Forgive me. Woo to the burning pooch
You'd never know it from the picture, but
I'm a pacifist. I do own a shotgun. But I only shoot clay.
Why can't I ever be witty?
Having said that, George Bush has tested my pacifism to it's maximum. I can say that since Ashcroft is in the hospital.
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:44,
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Why can't I ever be witty?
Having said that, George Bush has tested my pacifism to it's maximum. I can say that since Ashcroft is in the hospital.
Firstly: Hahah!
but also: Oh no!
and indeed: Goodnight, I'm off to bed.
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 2:06,
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and indeed: Goodnight, I'm off to bed.
sorry, i know i'm supposed to be in bed
but i just thought i'd let you know that made mechortle muchly
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 1:35,
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That am greatness
edit: Yay for Mozilla! My Redexes are now a lovely lime green!
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 1:41,
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It's just a little gif.
Program Files > Mozilla Firefox > res > broken-image.gif
edit: They don't animate, but you do get a different frame every time, so now I never know what colour i'm going to get! Yay!
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edit: They don't animate, but you do get a different frame every time, so now I never know what colour i'm going to get! Yay!
New from DeAgostini - I Love SpongShires
best of all the bandwagons*
* may not be true
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 1:26,
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best of all the bandwagons*
* may not be true
No more coffee
for Mr. Horse.
(TJ: Someone may get some mileage from images on this site.
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 1:32,
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(TJ: Someone may get some mileage from images on this site.
sorry to blitz into the ol thread here but...
ave a butchers at these
www.jluis37.com/spots/nike.jpg
www.aldermastenacousticfestival.freewebtools.com/images/nike.jpg
(may well be old news, no point tellin me - i dont care)
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 1:34,
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www.jluis37.com/spots/nike.jpg
www.aldermastenacousticfestival.freewebtools.com/images/nike.jpg
(may well be old news, no point tellin me - i dont care)
who looks at a piece of their shit,
and says "Oh my god! I must take a picture and post it on the internet!"
please dont tell me theres a rate my shit.com
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 1:38,
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please dont tell me theres a rate my shit.com
Could you collect your tears in a jar or sponge or something
I need them to power my doomsday machine
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 1:25,
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I don't know why
but the word 'camp' keeps popping into my mind, about halfway through that morp.
Anyway, woo to your morphage!
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 1:23,
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Anyway, woo to your morphage!
oooooh
that's well impressive.
woo yay and hoopla.
and possibly a panowie too, let me think about it..........
yup PANOWIE
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 1:25,
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woo yay and hoopla.
and possibly a panowie too, let me think about it..........
yup PANOWIE
Woo to the graphic!
I think I must be missing something clever and political though. :( Why's it a challenge entry?
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Wed 10 Mar 2004, 2:05,
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I see it all now...
after the republicans lose the next election (pray allah), watch 'em storm back with a blair/bush hybrid - cloned from twats, birthed by a she-ape and with Arnie as running mate
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