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# beddy-byes.
Sleepy time. I hope.

night folks.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 23:12, archived)
# me too.
night all.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 23:14, archived)
# nite nite
sleep tight
dont get attacked by giant rabbits in your dreams, you wont wake up you know, happened to a kid down my road.
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Sun 9 Jun 2002, 23:16, archived)
# holy shit
I'll never sleep again.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 23:19, archived)
# Pretty scary story.
Just like nightmare on elm street, but with rabbits.
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Sun 9 Jun 2002, 23:20, archived)
# the rabbits
could have kitchen knifes for ears or something
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 23:23, archived)
# Yer
And it could be called something to do with watership down going bad
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Sun 9 Jun 2002, 23:24, archived)
# do you remember
the black rabbit, that scared me so much when I first saw it.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 23:33, archived)
# Fiver was it?
I dont rememner the film really, but my sister got a rabbit after seeing the film, a black one, and called it fiver.
I have a remixed vesion of the 'bright eyes' song, and it has some of the video in it, i'll see if i can find it, came from the boom selection site i think
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Sun 9 Jun 2002, 23:37, archived)
# me three
night night!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 23:41, archived)
# Hosting
Howdy ho, B3tans. Just wondering, as so many of you have top websites, can someone suggest a good hosting company for as cheap as possible? I gots me a credit card so it can be a foreign host. Just want some space and as many extras as poss for cheap as I am skint. Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! MrWizzle likes tea because it's nice., Sun 9 Jun 2002, 23:07, archived)
# Im at
Web Tapestry

www.webtapestry.net/

There pretty good
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Sun 9 Jun 2002, 23:09, archived)
# I'm using Demon,
Not cheap per se, but I've been with 'em since 1997 and it's been well worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 23:10, archived)
# ive
always found them difficult to communicate with ..,, try e-promotions they treat me nice.
(doktored, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 23:19, archived)
# I suggest
persistantly pestering any mates you may have working in the IT industry, chances are a few of them will have their own boxes, so see if you can get some free hosting that way, better than paying for it at least =)
(Dies Irae, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 23:12, archived)
# ssssh!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 23:13, archived)
# Well worth a try at least.
In the end i've now got my mate hosting my website, mailservers, name servers etc, for nowt too =D
(Dies Irae, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 23:14, archived)
# qwerty
I'd like to know too. I'm currently using the rather lame method of free webspace on tiscali and domain masking to keep it in the address bar so as to not give away my incredible cheapness.

If I were to get aome space, would I have to move my domain name from the people I bought it from to the new space?
(qwerty, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 23:16, archived)
# Try this song
It's
at archive.wfmu.org/archive/IM/im011031.ram let it start then skip forward to 20 mins 45 secs ish Uncle Sam & the Mupplet Band "Uncle Sam Blows the whistle on satan".
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 23:02, archived)
# Don't really know where this was going, another of my more surreal works.
(Dies Irae, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:52, archived)
# I like that!!!
tasty... kinda nice to see something without a punchline now and again.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:58, archived)
# Sometimes
i just start something that's supposed to be a pun, or have a punchline or whatever, and i just keep adding things that i like the look of onto it, my artist side coming out =)
(Dies Irae, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 23:01, archived)
# is this
John Linnell playing?
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 23:57, archived)
# I half finished this flash thing.
But my girlfriend says I shouldn't put it out as it makes me look like a pervert. It's meant to be a joke. link
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:48, archived)
# Thats top!
Nearly pissed myself at the slave bit :)
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:52, archived)
# well wierd mate.
Me likey lots!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:53, archived)
# words
fail me.
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:53, archived)
#
...
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:54, archived)
# I wrote the song about 10 years ago
always made me laugh. Never knew what to do with it.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:55, archived)
# make us
laugh!
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:56, archived)
# um..
is that going into the newsletter?
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:57, archived)
# That is slightly disturbing...
...but class.
Love the low-budget anim too.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 23:03, archived)
# Pervert?
No. Breaking down social boundaries 'twixt multiabled sexually active peoples. Most funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 23:30, archived)
# That is
ACE i like it better than the beer song and thats saying alot
(I helped save b3ta! DontHaveAClue, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:56, archived)
# It's good
But I do laugh at the fucking fish song.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:58, archived)
# Here?
what's happened here? It's gorn and merged mine and Koit's posts!
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 23:18, archived)
# she fine
i would so fuck her.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 0:41, archived)
# suggestion
spong
(king eoin of coffey, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 0:56, archived)
# It's going round me heed now
and as much as I love the beer song it'll make a better office repeater :)

Off to bed in 5, before it gets proper dark like.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:59, archived)
# yup early start
tomorrow, did u get the text
(I helped save b3ta! DontHaveAClue, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 23:01, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaye.
arseburgers.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 23:05, archived)
# aaargh!
can't stop singing it!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 23:05, archived)
# Now the gnu's on the fritz.

bloody foreign rubbish.
(spiral, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:45, archived)
# get em all out...
how was it for you?


betcha can't guess...


mama?
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:44, archived)
# Time Spaz
is the middle one
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:45, archived)
# ey ooop koit
u had the op?
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:48, archived)
# That I have my matey
Check out these :-

www.koit.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/metal.JPG

www.koit.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/bandage.JPG
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:54, archived)
# splendid!
Meccano man!
hope re-cooper-ration is speedy and painless.
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:55, archived)
# Not like that,
juss'like that.

a-huh.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 23:00, archived)
# Judging by todays' pain quotient
I'd say I'm on a loser.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 23:01, archived)
# painkillers
work better when mixed with tennants super.
well they did when i broke both ankles.
anyhoo bed awaits.
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 23:10, archived)
# Oh. I've got a fucked
nervous system then!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 23:11, archived)
# geeeeenius
the lot of them
(Hazzeryoda www.mongolfrauds.co.uk - London to Mongolia!, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:49, archived)
# Does anyone here
remember the gif of kermit the frog shagging what i think was Miffy, from behind and slapping her arse?

Edit* For those who are interested, i kept a copy on my pc cos it was piss funny. Here it is and I do not claim it as my own work
Any idea who did that? Did it make front page?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:42, archived)
# I remember that
I did laugh so........dunno who did it originally though.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:43, archived)
# If it was a b3tan
it was before b3ta 'cos I got it at my last place of slaverywork well before b3ta started in july last year......
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:47, archived)
# That's a shame.
Well, if they ever pop here, they can have a long overdue
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:49, archived)
# Found it!
did a serch on google for "kermit fucking"


/edit/ Damn, beaten to it. Curses.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:49, archived)
# frog spawn
spawny froggy get. Giving teady a piggyback. They're very "pond" of eachother
(king eoin of coffey, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 0:44, archived)
#
i still havent seen enough of this one. could take a while
(king eoin of coffey, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 0:45, archived)
# This is my favourite album
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:35, archived)
# Reminds me of the
now poignant Half Man Half Biscuit song 'rod hull is alive....WHY?'
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 23:01, archived)
# rubber hull
wasnt quite so bouncy when fixing ariel. dead twat
(king eoin of coffey, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 0:47, archived)
# I
didn't even know he was dead.
I am greatly saddened
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:21, archived)
# birds
emu-sing though
(king eoin of coffey, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 0:51, archived)
# :( I ran over a badger today
that'll teach it to try and use a zebra crossing though.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:29, archived)
# I mustn't laugh
but I am...quite a lot.
Possibly the most random thing I have heard today :)
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:32, archived)
# No badgers were hurt
in the making of this joke.

They've all learned to use the traffic lights round here.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:37, archived)
# two out of the three people here laughed
(including me)
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:32, archived)
# chortle...
snigger...
me too
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:33, archived)
# I have no
idea why i find that so funny ...but i do
(I helped save b3ta! DontHaveAClue, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:33, archived)
# animation
please?
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:34, archived)
# seconded
.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:35, archived)
# not common practice, I know
but thirded
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:38, archived)
# ...er
forfed?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:40, archived)
# Oh dear,
what if i pretend i've already gone to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:44, archived)
# we'll come round
and kneecap you.
go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on please!
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:50, archived)
# ok i'll give it a go.
i don't use flash though so you'll have to make the noises yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:55, archived)
# vicious things, badgers...
one of my most memorable nightmares from my childhood is one of going to explore in some woods at night, and being attacked by devilish badgers.
(I helped save b3ta! tomdog, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:41, archived)
# I just played Hynocat very loud
and danced about like Bez. I love that tune.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:25, archived)
# gimme hypnocat please
although i aint dancing like Bez. what about kate bush in babushka
(mad_dog, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:29, archived)
# Hypnocat is
here
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:31, archived)
# Wicked
cheers dude
(mad_dog, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:42, archived)
# Hey Rob
Did you check out the "I'm your Mum" song I did to your lyrics ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:44, archived)
# I've found a site full of the most wrong songs ever
They have a weekly show and archives going back a long way. Here's a few songs they've played:

Jiminy Cricket & Rica Moore - "The Cannibal Song"
Princess Diana, The Musical - "Leave Her Alone" / "Spinning (Reprise)"
Metcalfe 8th Grade Concert Band - "Do You Know the Way to San Jose"
Gordon Thomas - "Boogie Dancing"

I found it while looking for that last one Boogie Dancing is a total classic. If you play the whole show archive.wfmu.org/archive/IM/im011017.ram skip forward to about 47 mins and you'll actually get the 8th Grade band then Gordon.

The main site is here

(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:34, archived)
# Ahh just worked out Jiminy Cricket is not
Jimmy Cricket who used to say 'come here, there's more'. Oh well. It's still counting song about Cannibals to intriduce numbers to children.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:42, archived)
# IM BACK
Hello to you all im back from New York. It was good, i have lots of pictures.
There seems to be alot more new people again, which is good. Hello to you all.
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:24, archived)
# Have
you visited Coo yet?
She's been very lonely.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:25, archived)
# Not yet,
i got back on friday at about 1 in the afternoon unpacked fell asleep then went to my grrlfriends just got home now, first time i have been on my computer since i got back
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:27, archived)
# hoorah you lucky thing
have a good time & buy lots?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:31, archived)
# Yeah, i had a good time
Bought a few things, spent alot of money, but its on the credit card so i have a while to pay it off.
Our flight was delayed as well and Virgin gave us £190 compensation for it, so i had even more to spend
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:34, archived)
# Woo!
Hello SW[C]. Good to have you back.
We have pics of the b3tabash from last nite. It was ace. I am still recovering...
(tomsk, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:27, archived)
# Hehe
Lots of socks i see
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:29, archived)
# Welcome back.
Hope you had a good one.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:30, archived)
# welcome back!
you bring pie?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:34, archived)
# No pie
Sorry mate
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:37, archived)
# .
wanker

Err, you'll want to see this: www.weebl.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/b3ta/pie.html
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:47, archived)
# O rite
Nice : )
But im not a wanker
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:58, archived)
# I am.
Hence the name :p



/would you like the door leaving open or closing on my way out?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 23:01, archived)
# Hummm
Leave it open, because i will no doubt be leaving via it a bit later
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Sun 9 Jun 2002, 23:03, archived)
# i like that site
is that yours?
(doktored, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 23:15, archived)
# Good lord, no
it's that nice weebl chap.

Sorry, I should have made that clear. Just trying to explain all the confusing pie references.

Mmmm... pie.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 23:31, archived)
# My Boss is gonna kill me
(mad_dog, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:15, archived)
# arrggh!!
wish we could have some code on the board to just turn images hosted on MSN communities that are not shared turned into broken image links or something and NOT SHOW THAT BLOODY MSN PASSPORT LOGIN BASTARD?!!

there is no hope in hell i'm going to use it..spying cunts

(yeah i know it only happens on XP - but i really hate it, screws with my use of the board something cronic)
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:11, archived)
# XP?
Fuck XP



That is all I have to say on that subject. Nothing more.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:13, archived)
# Windows XP
windows gay more like

too soft and fluffy for my liking
(mad_dog, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:16, archived)
# ha
this part of the page is most amusing.
(king eoin of coffey, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 1:04, archived)
# welll... if you will go installing XP...
an OS which is actually spyware. Amazing.

And the only time I've played with it I couldn't help wondering why it looked like the UI had been designed by Fisher Price.

I assume you can switch off al that big-colourful-childlike-interface type stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:14, archived)
# Yes you can
but even better, switch off the pc, reboot to dos, type format c:...

What, no dos prompt?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:16, archived)
# Dual boot
with the DOS portion of Win98.

simply boot off a 98SE boot disk, sys C: then install XP

Problem solved.

Now to find DOS drivers for my nForce audio :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lum, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 23:14, archived)
# techies
there was an english man a polish dwarf, a siberian winter an a copy of windows xp in a funny bone. not aplace for trenchcoat techie advice on windows said the polar bear.
(king eoin of coffey, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 1:02, archived)
# Yeah, it takes about
2 minutes to turn it back into Windows 2000 again.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:17, archived)
# I think I'll just stick with my win 2000 anyway...
It works. Which is saying something for a Microsoft OS.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:20, archived)
# It works
up until the point where it doesn't, and no manner of swearing will bring it back.
This they don't teach you on the MCSE track, then again I did mine in 1997, when winduhs OSs were shite.
<cough>
My last 2k install broke so much nothing could bring it back. Which is a bit of a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:42, archived)
# not spyware after i dealt with it..
just that bloody popup left.

and is more stable than any other OS i've used - and quick
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:18, archived)
# Stable?
Yeah, full of horse shit.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:19, archived)
# The standard
desktop background is so asking for the fuckin teletubbies on it
(I helped save b3ta! DontHaveAClue, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:19, archived)
# XP AntiSpy
gets rid of the main problem, and yes you can make your XP look like Win2K again, or even Win95 if you like. I've stripped most of the crap out of mine and just kept some of the good new features, lockable taskbar, the new start menu design, emptied my desktop since it's all on the start menu.

So I have a 2K-like OS that loads quickly, doesn't blue screen when you attempt to run DOS games and actually has one or two good features, such as the XP-only desktop switcher powertoy (which unix has had for years, but this just looks like the 98/2K quicklaunch bar, and the taskbar based media player.

Easy to install, and about half a day to strip away all the crud.

Ultimately my reason for upgrading was that 2K had gone unstable.. turned out this was because one of my PCI cards wasn't in properly and it killed XP too!, fixed it by bending it's blanking plate and stuck with XP.
(I helped save b3ta! Lum, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:20, archived)
# Both myself and the missus
installed XP on our machines.
Both myself and the missus had six weeks of corrupt files, incompatable drivers, crashes, hangs and assorted anihummusing.
Both myself and the missus removed XP
Both myself and the missus happy now.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:23, archived)
# For all yer desktop
switching doobries, visit Stardock.
I've been using windowblinds and desktopX for 2 years now and it rocks. For me, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:44, archived)
# Well,
I made sure to check driver compatability beforehand, and had all the new drivers to hand, of course, having previously run Win2K, which I built this system for, XP compatability wasn't really a problem

As for WindowBlinds et.al. I always found that proggy a bit flakey though I haven't used it for years.. I like to remove all that sort of crud and have my computer be simple and fast, rather than slow and pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! Lum, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 23:13, archived)
# yay
to that.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 23:29, archived)
# mmmmm
yeah
(king eoin of coffey, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 0:48, archived)
# Pob?
If you're still about, here's the neon flicker... it uses your image as two separate gifs and a wee java.class file.here. Sorry about the shitty lycos ads - quickest page I could do!
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:04, archived)
# houpla
houpla indeed
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:06, archived)
# Funny that,
Here's a wooyay I did a while ago...



How apt.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:08, archived)
# superb wooyay!
i was looking for something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:25, archived)
# Help yourself.
But please don't leech.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:26, archived)
# leech?
me? lol
nah its ok m8, i will use mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:28, archived)
# Thanks m8, i was watching the osbournes.
will try it now.

[edit] CLASS! love it m8, shame i cant save the fecker though.
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:24, archived)
# grab the java from here...
I got it at this useful spot
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:36, archived)
# on my way m8
thanks for this i owe u one.
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:38, archived)
# I'm confused
I have been watching Big Brother for a while now.

The Idea of Big Brother is based on the totaliarian dictatorship described by George Orwell in his book 1984.

And yet not once, not once has any one had a cagefull of starved live rats strapped to their face. This can't be right surely?

And I was so looking forward to the bit where they get shot in the back of the head when they least expect it.

Hrumph.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 21:40, archived)
# suddenly it sounds
like it has potential.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 21:41, archived)
# now I'd
watch that! Particularly the sad celeb wannabees who populate that waste of airtime. Much like Diners. Did I mention it was crap?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 21:43, archived)
# It would
be much more fun if each week someone was tortured till death than just simply eviction
(I helped save b3ta! DontHaveAClue, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 21:45, archived)
# Aye,watch
'em queueing up for the next series of THAT!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 21:47, archived)
# Ten woos
and a bucket of fucking hummus to the first one to post a picture of Jade with a cagefull of rats on her face...
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 21:51, archived)
# i dont think my stomarch..
would be able to stand staring at her ugly mug
(santa, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 21:53, archived)
# wot about
the poor rats?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:01, archived)
# It's
her huge nipples that make me wince.

*shivers*

NSFW clicky
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:02, archived)
# there's something quite fascinating about those...
it's the head of a pig which floats a foot above them that I can't handle...
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:16, archived)
# aaaaaah Pigs-ay
</monkey>

she just needs the hat really.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:49, archived)
# fucksocks. It's difficult
to find a picture of Pigsy (Toshiyuki Nishida) that fits the bill, so to speak.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 23:04, archived)
# Maybe
one of them has to have unauthorised sex first before the real Big Brother kicks in. Just like happened to John Hurt in the book.

Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 21:44, archived)
# no
they knew about him years in advance

all they need is for davina wossface to give em a shifty look before they go in
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 21:57, archived)
# RP
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 21:36, archived)
# but
its still on this page?
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 21:39, archived)
# Burt Gummer
yes!
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 21:40, archived)
# sorry
didnt realise the bottom one wasnt animated.

[edit] and wtf is burt gummer?
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 21:43, archived)
# :)
:-)
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 21:45, archived)
# Burt Gummer
Is one of the main Actors in Tremors 1-3
Its a movie about big worms who kill people
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 9:41, archived)
# B3ta T-shirts?
Has this been discussed in the past? It'd be pooh-in-your-pantsy cool if you ask my humble self. Sirrah!

(I helped save b3ta! GazChap, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 21:32, archived)
# we had a t-shirty
challenge
(minoltion, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 21:33, archived)
# Aah...
...well, as a relative n00b, I weren't to know 'dat :)
(I helped save b3ta! GazChap, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 21:36, archived)
# yup.
check entries in this new window
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 21:37, archived)
# T-shirts
Clicky Here
(I helped save b3ta! JayBeeEmm, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 21:37, archived)
# i didn't know that either
but for expensiveface's benefit, if you do an image 2100x2100, it's the right size to fit on a T-shirt probably...
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 9 Jun 2002, 21:42, archived)
# and it was superb
beer/monitor interfacing aplenty

[edit] If anyone does do them i want the tramp one...rofl
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 21:36, archived)
# Me goes trawling...
...through the archives.
(I helped save b3ta! GazChap, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 21:38, archived)
# which can be found by
spazzing the archives of the challenges....
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 21:38, archived)
# And, of course, come of us lucky punters
have and wear with pride a b3ta shirt as produced by the fine mr fishbear during the Great B3ta Cash Quest...
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 21:45, archived)
# I'll be doing me another
shirt for the birthday bash.....
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:02, archived)
# I'll be flying to Turkey...
...but I'll be taking my b3ta shirt and getting photographs of me wearing it in unlikely places.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:06, archived)
# Yay!
I got me a date tomorrow (well a few drinks anyway) :)

I feel wanted again. Houpla!
(That'll teach my ex >:) )
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 21:29, archived)
# Woo to you!
Don't forget to wear clean earsocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 21:30, archived)
# and take a packet
of fucksocks :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 21:31, archived)
# and some
cuntymints!
you never know!
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 21:33, archived)
# I'm ticking these items off my checklist
cheers :)
Hopefully she is easy. (am i allowed to say that without being crucified?)
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 21:38, archived)
# yes
but not to her..lol
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 21:40, archived)
# Bugger.
I bet i end up saying something like that if we drink a bit too much and the conversation goes astray.

"I really hope you are easy, Emily" (smiling lovingly)
*SLAP*
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 21:42, archived)
# Bits of me want
your date to be a b3ta lurker........
not really :) best o'luck matey!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 21:45, archived)
# erk!
I didn't think of that! Lucky I used a false name :)
(he says....)
Cheers for the luck, I really think I`m gonna need it. Haven`t done this sort of thing for over 3 years. Damn those long term relationships! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:01, archived)
# Emily?
why didnt you say so!
they dont call her flora for nothing...lol
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 21:47, archived)
# Oi!
I heard that!

But yes, I'm as easy as pie.
(Emily, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 21:48, archived)
# mmmm
pie!
when go bring back pie!
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 21:50, archived)
# definately not to her
but good luck. (maybe you should take a glass cock wi... oh nothing)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 21:42, archived)
# me too!!!
nice feeling, innit? okay, so mines got definite issues, and i work in close proximity wiv her, but hey, it's all good, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 9 Jun 2002, 21:33, archived)
# Met mine in a club last night
so god only knows how things will look without beer goggles (for both of us. Eek!)
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 21:39, archived)
# lummin eck
your all at it. Summers coming, the saps rising etc.
(whatever that means)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 21:43, archived)
# It means the
sap is in the direction of up.

use this information wisely.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 21:46, archived)
# wow - you
know everything.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 21:51, archived)
# Not everything,
I don't know the carpet measurements for Number 10's stairs for example, but given its age and construction method I could hazard a guess.
I also don't know the number of bolts holding up blackpool tower, but I do know how many fires it took to close the pleasure beach.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:04, archived)
# my
exact thoughts...
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 9 Jun 2002, 21:48, archived)
# Well, a shag's a shag,
innit?

(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 21:44, archived)
# i got me a couple of exams
but i'll do fab at em
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 21:41, archived)
# Good luck matey
what are they on?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 21:43, archived)
# chemistry morning
english the afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 21:52, archived)
# eek!
Chemistry always messed with my head.I really do wish you the best of luck you poor sod
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 21:57, archived)
# i was trying to think what the hell
they asked in the GCSE english language exam. I have absolutely no idea. At all. I got an A in it, but why?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:01, archived)
# We didn't even do exams for GCSE English
just wrote a few stories over a couple of years.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:08, archived)
# maybe that was it then -
maybe we just had the lit exam. I really did ponder it today and i just can't remember it at all. yikes.
Mind you - I am 97.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:11, archived)
# yeah
but i loves chemistry so all is well
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:03, archived)
# chemistry's cool -
my dad used to make ammonium tri-iodide and put it around the pond to stop cats trying to get the fish.

It works. It explodes on contact.

He always says chemistry is a waste these days as they lock the cupboards in schools. Made tear gas and gelegnite (sp?) aswell.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:07, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 21:27, archived)
# Is it orking?
or has it just got a really big head?
(I helped save b3ta! JayBeeEmm, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 21:29, archived)
# i like to believe
he has an enormous head.
not too sure why....
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 21:31, archived)
# nah
just a tiny body...
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 9 Jun 2002, 21:31, archived)
# nosey little buggers aint they
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 21:32, archived)
# It is a fearful creature.
But I think the real terror strikes when you realise the sheer size of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 21:36, archived)
# This is really unfunny,
poorly-done and lame (and done with GIMP rather than lovely free powerful photoshop), but it's my debut image. Enjoy.

(Wart, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 21:49, archived)
# Gotta
be done, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 9 Jun 2002, 22:03, archived)

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