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# Okay
who's been training a chimp to rob peoples houses?
clicky
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:02, archived)
# I like
the bit at the end
"Officers are advising residents not to leave large bowls of bananas in prominent positions and to leave their windows closed."
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:11, archived)
# oh shit, it's me
"They are looking for a suspect who is three- foot tall with a large amount of luxuriant dark hair."
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:15, archived)
# want a bananananana?
it's bloody hard to stop spelling that once you've started
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:19, archived)
# ook!
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:20, archived)
# reminds me of a kids poem from years back..
I wanted to win the spelling bee,
and get right to the top,
But I had to spell Banana,
And didn't know when to stop.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:24, archived)
# you may laugh
but in south africa when I was growing up, we had to abide by these practical tips to ensure the pesky monkeys wouldnt come bounding through the windows to steal our food. s'true.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:20, archived)
# true
but you don't really get that many primates running round London....although I suppose one could argue that point though
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:22, archived)
# I thought
it was about 8 million primates at the last count...
</pedantry>
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:24, archived)
# mile high
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:02, archived)
# Lovely.
Woo.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:05, archived)
# woo!
yay for aeroplane sex!
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:05, archived)
# I actually
went "aaaaw"
Aaaaaw. Where are the fundamentalists on hoverpacks stealing the babies?
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:21, archived)
[challenge entry] watch out for those pesky space invaders


(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:00, archived)
# all my hard work in the 80's was a waste
i missed one of them.

video game, what are you talking about, video game.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:04, archived)
# what are our orders?
increase speed, drop down, change direction!
</futurama>
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:06, archived)
# I have that clip as an avi
and its brill :)
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:16, archived)
[challenge entry] hairy queen
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 9:53, archived)
# tea
monitor
keyboard..
PPfffffffffttttttttttt!!!!

(edit- Wifeof says she looks like Harold Shipman.. Has anyone seen them in the same place at the same time?)
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 9:55, archived)
# good
point
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:07, archived)
# thats brian blessed
surely
fuckin ace!
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 9:58, archived)
# Jesus!
She looks like Henry VIII. Could they be in some way related?
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 9:59, archived)
# nah, he was
British
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:01, archived)
# And as far as I know
The Queen hasn't killed anyone... Ummm, well, we'll leave that one statement alone...
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:14, archived)
# thumbs up
for bearded ladies!
yay freak shows!
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:34, archived)
# Tomsk...
Where on earth is that pic of me with "Vulva" written on me t-shirt, I haven't seen that one yet!
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 9:52, archived)
# *points at vulga*
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 9:55, archived)
# Points as Lumpbucket
Aaaaaaaaaargh!
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 9:56, archived)
# points at himself
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrgghh!!!

oh
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 9:58, archived)
# points at cupboard
Aaaaaaaaaargh!


Oh dear
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:00, archived)
# points at empty hashtin
MMAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:02, archived)
# points roughly in the direction of Pickledpizza's tin
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!


say it ain't so...
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:05, archived)
# points randomly at several places
Tiiiimaaaaaaayyy!!!!
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:18, archived)
# Vulga, smirnoff, some others, and myself
were doing this at the bash, you see ;)
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:02, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
Alright? How are you?
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:11, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaah!
(I can picture it :) )
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:14, archived)
# It's...
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 9:55, archived)
# Hehe...
Nice one. I always wondered what I'd look like with a fez-hybrid on my bonce.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 9:58, archived)
# Tomsk and Dr Phil Kitten
Thank you both loads and loads for letting me stay at your house and drink all your vodka, and feeding me etc. You're a both absolute stars and have the poshest flat I've stepped foot in in ages.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 9:58, archived)
# It was a pleasure to have you all round to stay.
You only think it's posh cos we tidied up. You should see it now...
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:02, archived)
# You tidy up?
Wow, that is posh.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:03, archived)
# No I think it's posh cos
you've got wooden floorboards, white sofas, fireplaces, no clutter in sight AND a drinks cabinet/shelf with more than one bottle of alcohol on it
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:07, archived)
# The only reason why
Darkedge and myself don't have a drinks cabinet, is that it would be a waste of space. It wouldn't ever be full enough to justify that sort of thing
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:10, archived)
# no no no
you need a drinks cabinet (or top-of-freezer, as in our case) so that you can collect weird undrinkable stuff on top of it, ie Kaluha, dessert wine, dodgy cava/sparling wine thingies, Aftershock etc. And then if you ever get reeeeely desperate, it's all there..!
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:14, archived)
# Yep
ours is full of stuff like that. It's dangerous though, 'cause you think you have loads to drink, when really it's mostly yeuch..
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:17, archived)
# If I had Kahlua,
I'd be drinking white russians every night.... mmmmmm......
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:21, archived)
# that was exactly what i was thinking
mmm... white russians...

mmm... exams... damn
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:25, archived)
# Lack of kahlua and vodka,
damn.

Straight milk it is then.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:37, archived)
# I have Kahlua and Vodka
but no milk.

EDIT: at home, not here at work, obviously

EDIT 2: But I do have a bottle of sparkling Perry in the cabinet beside my desk for some reason
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:50, archived)
# Aha!
I see a plan forming...
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:55, archived)
# Mmmm. indeed.
I tried Kaluha and Coke once, was wierd but nice.

Also, I've said this before, but Kaluha and JD shooters are probably very bad for you, but very nice.

Have you tried baby guiness? Kaluha with a bailey's head. Lovely.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:40, archived)
# Marrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhh....
Drooling....
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:43, archived)
# Yay and Woo to that!
You can both fucking hummus! Thanx for, well, the same really. I've never felt that bad with a hangover in a long time, yet strangely nursed back to health with toast and tea. Top notch! You will have to come to Brighton so we can repay the favour!
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:02, archived)
# Vulga, when I got back to Snakey
Tim and Gaz were asleep under the duvet together in the lounge...aaaah
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:06, archived)
# .
no comment..
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:07, archived)
# heh heh
I dunno, he has a go at me about putting the music on too loud and tells me to turn it down when I'm not even in the same city let alone the same flat, and then I come home and find him under a duvet with one of his mates. Good old Snake Mountain occurrences!
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:12, archived)
# Yaay!
We will, fear not...
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:06, archived)
# It was a three way masterpiece created
while you were sleeping.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 9:56, archived)
# It's lovely
I still can't get "hummus" off my arm...
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 9:58, archived)
# Scrub, young man, scrub!
Or havne't you been in the shower yet?
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:00, archived)
# Ummm
just about to lurch in to the shower in a sec. Just sort of passed out last night, understandably.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:03, archived)
# Yes,
I can see how that might happen. Again ;)
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:05, archived)
# I did have "Tomsk" written on my forehead
at one stage, luckily it washed off pretty good. I did, however know it was Breel... It was his handwriting.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:06, archived)
# Heh heh
That and Tomsk is the Voice of Reason and would never do such a thing!
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:10, archived)
# I loved Smirnoff's story
about turning up to his TV quiz interview to be told he had a beard drawn on his chin and "Spong" written on his face. After travelling across London on sunday morning. Woo.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:11, archived)
# Oh, now that's simply cruel!
I'm trying not to laugh, honest...
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:12, archived)
# You were very lucky that you only had Tomsk written on your
head. I had to try very hard to stop Breel from covering your entire face in permanent marker scrawlings
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:14, archived)
# Yeeeeeeesss
Well, I'm off to the shower now, then off to work to tell people that they need extended warranties
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:21, archived)
# I love my office
The bloke at the desk opposite me has brought his laptop complete with TV card in so he can watch the football.
He was just now trying to tune it and all I heard was 'Ooh - tweenies!'.

He is now watching the Tweenies instead.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 9:47, archived)
# Much
better.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 9:48, archived)
# I dunno tho
I've seen most of them. My favourite was on rainbows...
"They're all different colours, aren't they?"
"Yes, there's red, orange, yellow, green, blue..."
"And is it all purple at the end?"
"Errrm, yes"
*actual quote!*
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 9:49, archived)
# tomsk, cheers for the piccy link
it looks like you cats had a groovy time... i really am quite put out that i was too hung over to come out, especially as my scars from the last b3ta night have just started to heal..
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 9:56, archived)
# There's always
next time...
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:30, archived)
# That's what
I'm watching. It's all about dinosaurs today.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 9:50, archived)
# I've never seen a single episode of the tweenies
But I'm working on the game CD-ROM. Perhaps I'll call it a 're-imagining'.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 9:56, archived)
# No, that's Storytellers
Imaginem... Imagine... Imagine a stooooryyyy. (Better with Danny John Jules tho)
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 9:59, archived)
# Hey!
I've seen that too!

Hair cuuuuut, Danny.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:01, archived)
# I love that
and it features the rather splendid Blue Cow too.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:08, archived)
# He did have a bit of a fro goin on
It was very reminiscent, if not totally angular, as the bloke from "Enter the Dragon". You know, that fro was perfectly spherical (also one of me favourite films)
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:08, archived)
# Me too,
if you're still there. Trying to buy it on DVD for less than 20 squids, it ain't easy...
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:22, archived)
# I want the Hong King Legends
Platinum edition, with the hours of extras on the other disc. I already have Game of Death, which isn't one of my favourites, but trying to get away from *euuugh* tape...
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:46, archived)
# There's a special edition one
in HMV at the mo, but I'm not sure if it was Hong Kong Legends or not, I suspect not because all their stuff was being sold on the cheap.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:50, archived)
# Sorry what was banned?
The Andrew Washington thing or the little repost in a newpost?
cause the pic was new!
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 9:43, archived)
# new posts
to ask if reposts in newposts are banned are banned
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 9:45, archived)
# new posts
informing people who ask if reposts in newposts are banned are banned are banned.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 9:52, archived)
# and
the people responsible for deciding that have been sacked.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 9:54, archived)
# sensing rapid
degeneration to python...
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:04, archived)
# ooh nasty
you should see a doctor
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:19, archived)
# A W is banned.
Because he could probably sue us, let's face it.
And reposts are just frowned upon 'cause they're dull and unnecessary unless someone requests them or you post them as a link.
This is my understanding of the situation.
That is all.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 9:47, archived)
# AW is banned because:
1) its been done to death
2) its boring
3) he received levels of harassment that are really unfair

So just leave it. End of public service announcement.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 9:50, archived)
# oh sorry i didnt know that
and the repost was because i posted it yesterday night and today there was a little question which i would like to answer
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 9:52, archived)
# I did this yesterday afternoon
I always thought Escher looked a bit worried in this pic.

(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 9:42, archived)
# Maaaaaargh!!
The fear, the fear...
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 9:44, archived)
# That is class.
(woo, agent V, got home ok then? we were beginning to worry)
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 9:47, archived)
# Well...
Sort of. I just about made it back home after diverting to the pub to blag a pint off of the landlord (which worked, honest!) and send some more filthy text messages to my ex girlfriend when I got back home before passing out at about 2 this morning. Sorry for lurking!
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 9:48, archived)
# Aargh
the fear! That's fab -real art.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 9:45, archived)
# aw shucks
All I did was add the in-jokes.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 9:53, archived)
# That, m'boy
is quality
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 9:46, archived)
[challenge entry] George's turner entry

It's our house. The blue bit is the roof and the sticky up bit is the tower. The walls are red.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 9:39, archived)
# Woo!
You need to get that child onto Tatoshop sharpish. Definite natural.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 9:41, archived)
# Stickle bricks
and paint are the artists preferred medium, although I'm sure in time he will develop to use other tools.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 9:47, archived)
# Stickle bricks rock
where can I get them ???
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:21, archived)
# All good
toy shops. We got our bucket at theearly learning centre
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:33, archived)
# i saw this saturday night...
i did post it yesterday, but there weren't many people on, so he it is again...
image removed due to time Spaz related moaning :-)
yes, satan, i'll be down in a minute...
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 9:38, archived)
# actually
most people do trawl the timespazz of a monday morning, especially when there's been a b3ta bash that weekend - they want to see the photos. So you don't really need to repost to ensure that it gets seen.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 9:40, archived)
# where
are the photos then?
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 9:42, archived)
# Here:
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 9:44, archived)
# GRRRRRRRR!
:(

to the needless repost, not the content
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 9:40, archived)
# breathe, lumpy, breathe!!
in (2, 3)
out (2, 3)
in (2, 3)
out (2, 3)
...now keep doing that for the rest of your life. :)
(i quite agree with the sentiment, by the way)
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 9:43, archived)
# tomsk
is a mega-muppet. Ask him why when he comes in, won't you.
*chortles to self*
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 9:37, archived)
# I am back now.
I popped out into the communal hallway bit of our flats to check for the post, and *clik*, Yale locked door swings shut. And me without me keys. "Fuckfuckfuck" quoth I. The landlord was not happy... He lives some distance away.
I hate mondays.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 9:39, archived)
# Ooops!
were you naked?
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 9:44, archived)
# Nope.
Just very, very stupid. Good job I had my mobile with me really. I had no wallet and no-one else is in.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 9:46, archived)
# I locked myself out of my house
at uni on morning.

I had to go all day without money, food, or the books i needed for the afternoon because my landlord couldn't come to let me back in until he finished work ar 7:30 that eveining.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 9:51, archived)
# Yikes.
That's horrible, glad it didn't happen to me. Being stuck in the hallway all day would have beeen spectaularly dull.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 9:53, archived)
# hehee
Well, I never did it again after that. I learned to check for my keys before leaving.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 9:59, archived)
# Actually,
I've done that before, but I had my wallet last time so I just set off across town to nick Dr. PK's keys off her.
Not gonna be doing it again in a hurry though.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:03, archived)
# I can hardly wait.
I loved the pics from the b3ta bash. Thanks for the absent b3tans one, it made me smile to be there in spirit.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 9:40, archived)
# mega-muppet
Sounds fearsome. Sounds like a job for ultra-fraggle.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 9:42, archived)
# My dear
lord, so this is monday morning again huh? Ow. Looking at the outside through my bay windows, wondering where my man servan t Kwaai has got to with my ready brek, wondering whether or not to take the jet to Honolulu today to escape the injustice of this hangover but realise I could just Potatoeswap.
MORNING EVERYONE!
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 9:31, archived)
# It's ever so slightly quiet this am, isn't it?
How's your face today, looks nasty in the time spaz!
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 9:35, archived)
# Morning b3tans -
been away a coupla days. Gonna spaz back, but I'll
leave you with this spaz to keep you occupied until I return...
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 9:28, archived)
# HEHEH
I love that picture
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 9:33, archived)
# morning, artistic deviants
relying on u all to keep me amused as i have to on my highsecuritycantevenaccesshotmailgovtpc....
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 9:27, archived)
# Apparantly
i have started the 'rolf mayonaise' thing with my comment on 'Roll on the Laugh and Floor My Arse Off'
Is this true? as i cannot be bothered to Time Spaz back...
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 9:27, archived)
# Ahh
So that's what it means! never could figure it out.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 9:40, archived)
# yep, thats how it started
someone wrote
rolfmao to my I[plane]NY...
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 9:43, archived)
# Thank-you
for clearing that up.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 9:48, archived)
# it may have been my fault
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 9:57, archived)
# Says so much more than..
LOL though doesn't it...

Floored my arse all over the weekend..!!
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 9:46, archived)
[challenge entry] sculpture entry
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 9:24, archived)
# Heheh -
nice one Boab - you have an unparalleled understanding of fine art.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 9:30, archived)
# I've won
an eight day sailing trip around sweden! My busines Uni course selects four 'budding entrepreneurs' to go and I was one of the four! I'm so happy I could fart. Woo Yay!
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 9:19, archived)
# you
lucky lucky lucky bastard!! woo! Have a great time!!
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 9:23, archived)
# But
Sweden is part of a huge land mass? you would need a ship that could traverse sea and land.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 9:26, archived)
# like
a hovercraft?
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 9:27, archived)
# or
an airship
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 9:30, archived)
# Doh!
yeah that'll be the one.

Must remember to engage brain before speaking
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 9:30, archived)
# Maybe
they mean Swindon then? Not quite as exciting... (I think there are big rivers and stuff.. doesn't it have a coast?) ... I was crap a geography.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:15, archived)
# You absolute git
sounds wonderful. Think of us poor souls stuck at work paying taxes so you can go whoop it up round Scandinavia.

(Actually not sure about the taxes thing - do students still sponge in the way we used to when I was a lad?)
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 9:30, archived)
# Morning all
Just been going through all the photos from Saturday that have been posted.

I vaguely remember people taking my picture, but I don't seem to have turned up in the images. Hooray!
(I once did this with a school photo - I was definitely there that day, but I wasn't in the photo for some reason).

Also, Cal + Pep - I missed your pub talk/discussion by about 5 minutes (and missed both of you too), but did see Rob and a couple of other b3tans whose names I've forgotten (sorry).
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 9:17, archived)
# are you a vampire?
or is that just mirrors?
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 9:25, archived)
# No
its photos as well, although there is no proof it is scientific fact
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 9:27, archived)
# Could be
It would certainly make my life less scary if my reflection didn't appear in the mirror each morning.

My g/f calls me 'beaker' because of the state of my hair in the morning.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 9:32, archived)
# hee hee hee!
I'll bet you do look like him too - I can just picture it!
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 9:34, archived)
# I'm pretty sure I've got plenty of photos of you
but got another few to use up on the film before I get them developed.
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 10:04, archived)
# Ooh
I did get photographed -
Priestess got me in a nice moody sepia shot here
(, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 9:36, archived)

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