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Pardon me, but

spastic kitten.

(Lofted_Warrior, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:57, archived)

Ye gods

new kecks please.

(sasquatch, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:58, archived)

oooof, aaaarfh

that's the sound of me trying *really* hard not to laugh.....ooooooooaaaaiee !!!

(JBoom, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:58, archived)

Hahahaha

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:00, archived)

Woo

and indeed yay!

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DangerousClive, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:02, archived)

hehehehee

he looks a little smug.

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Craymen, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:05, archived)

i think

that's just a side effect of the belm!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:51, archived)

Woo! Never heard a cat

trying to belm before!

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witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:07, archived)

fathers day is coming

I was thinking of making an e-card site, but obviously a very rude and crude one ;) How about a mini-challenge to design a fathers-day e-card and I'll make a groovy site for the miwwions ?

(JBoom, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:53, archived)

Im game

the possibilites are almost endless.

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Alfie, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:56, archived)

Ohhh BALLS!

I've spent the whole morning on that bloody epscilon.com site/game thing and it's realy pissing me off now. I'm starting to think its all a joke and there is NO keyword.
yes i have all the red letters and PSC but mixing them about just dont bloody work... ARSE!!!!

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six50, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:51, archived)

Be thankful

I was awake till 4:00 this morning on that little fucker.
Eyes burning now.

(sasquatch, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:54, archived)

i've tried

puting the red letters in order of where they are in epsilon.com
i've got 'psion' (interesting)
and then i've got the letters CM & S left
for those who missed it the red letters are MOISN and apparently the letters PS&C are important?

(icedragon, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:01, archived)

Have you

tried just typing in ARSE.

You never know.......

(thediscokingpin, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:54, archived)

mary

is not amused.

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:57, archived)

Valhalla?

Heheheh.

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helmetcream, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:04, archived)

PSC

is the guys initials ( Paul S. Clayton ), his middle name is an anagram of the red letters.

err.. does that help?

paulsimonclayton

(pibakic, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:56, archived)

Tried that,

but the keyword thing is having none of it.

(sasquatch, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:57, archived)

Yeah I thought

it was that but like you say it's avin none of it

(Wallz, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:01, archived)

Errr....

Yes....Yes it bloody does

thanks

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six50, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:58, archived)

oh!

so thats it then? all that just to get into a links site?

oh well

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six50, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:03, archived)

its a shame that

once I got into the next bit I totally lost interest. The first puzzle was quite good really, once I got my head around it.

(pibakic, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:04, archived)

Tell me about it

I even got the old Can Someone Percieve (or whatever it was) but Ill be fucked if I can work it our

(Wallz, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:58, archived)

Woooo!

Finally.

(sasquatch, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:09, archived)

i'm of sick

i caught one of these
nasty

(cybo, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:46, archived)

Eeek...

there's only one cure. You must travel through the forests of Aaah to the fountain of Eeee and bathe until the little buggers drown. Hmmm. Too much Thundercats methinks.

(Mumm-ra, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:49, archived)

i'm off sick too...

and now i have an excuse! :)

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:53, archived)

ARGGGGGGGGGGGG!!

my thumbs are going weird

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aubergene, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:46, archived)

subtle

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:50, archived)

oh no !

The change is happening - run to the toilets and rip off all your clothes - quick !!

(JBoom, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:52, archived)

there is no escape -

we have you now - I was thinking of getting it tattooed on the inside of my lip. Classy I thought...

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pep, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:59, archived)

well, y'know,

inner-lip tattoos always are. The Queen's got one and everything.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:33, archived)

cool

I tried doing something like that with a scan of my hand, but it didn't look right.

So I did this instead.

Spaz:

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Craymen, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:01, archived)

Don't suppose anyone wants to help an ignoramus

who can't translate roflmao?

(Mumm-ra, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:46, archived)

rollin

on the floor laughing my arse off.

(Amerella, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:47, archived)

Woohoo!

Better than I could ever have hoped for. :oD

(Mumm-ra, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:50, archived)

roflmao

Rolling on the floor laughing my ass (arse) off.

(cybo, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:48, archived)

she said...

(cybo, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:49, archived)

Everyone is so lazy nowadays.

You could have found that out through Google.
I dunno, youngsters today, don't know they're born...
Pipe, slippers, Daily Mail, dozes off in rocking chair whilst milky tea goes cold...

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:50, archived)

Damn

Sorry for laziness. I only have one more thing to learn: how to do little writing at the end of a post.......

(Mumm-ra, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:55, archived)

put

<small> tags around <small> the text</small>

(pibakic, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:59, archived)

Suddenly feels quite smug

(Mumm-ra, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:01, archived)

Don't my mind me.

Have a look at this:
Right-clicky and save. Not html, so don't view in IE.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:00, archived)

Good ol'

plaintext should be fine in any browser.

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helmetcream, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:08, archived)

Yes, but this contains bits of HTML so it looks like a load of broken links and nonsense.

I haven't got around to making it browser friendly...

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:10, archived)

Oh, yeah - really

looks like it can't fucking humus there.

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helmetcream, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:18, archived)

To the rescue!

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:21, archived)

Tee hee!

Excellent!

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helmetcream, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:27, archived)

Cheers

again

(Mumm-ra, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:11, archived)

Glad to be of service!

/gets warm-fuzzy-glowing-feeling all over

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:13, archived)

I don't know who can help this cat

retouched a bit

(Alienboy, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:45, archived)

that's fantastic!

I completely love it!
[edit] in fact, I reckon you should really think about cropping the white bits around the image so that it's even more perfect... please... :)

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:46, archived)

cat

Will do if I can though the mirror image was crap

(Alienboy, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:49, archived)

Looks

like my ex-missus.

Apart from the coke.

She only did speed

[edit] Is that Connie the AOL girls hair?

(thediscokingpin, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:47, archived)

I spit on Connie

No it isn't

(Alienboy, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:49, archived)

Shameless TimeSpaz, but...

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:56, archived)

Is that

Connie WK?

(Lofted_Warrior, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:00, archived)

Yes.

Posted by me frequently

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:03, archived)

Dirty bitch..

Eating her girlfriend when she's on the rag..

(Jamsie, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:18, archived)

i dissagre..

with her "net-dress" you could b3ta whilst "on the job" if you were that way inclined!

(bhell13, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:59, archived)

cool retro-cat

in a glass, very purdy

(JBoom, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:50, archived)

Did anyone else notice

this on the Denmark shirts this morning?

HAHA - france you're out!!!

(djmothra, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:44, archived)

I did

Even though i fucking hate football, it was on in the common room and i happened to turn and see it

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:09, archived)

don't ask why

(alfons, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:32, archived)

I just got here

who the hell is this frightening woman!?

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Alfie, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:34, archived)

that woman...

she looks like she needs a good night's sleep. Where did she come from anyway? I wibbled through the time-spaz and came out none the wiser - is she something to do with rockyrobin?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:34, archived)

I don't really know who she is

I just needed a head to place my cock on

(alfons, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:36, archived)

know that feeling...

(rawx, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:39, archived)

filth...

you're all filthpigs.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:41, archived)

huh?

he only wanted a place to stick his cock rel

(icedragon, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:42, archived)

I f anyones

still interested in that woman, apparently she is a welsh woman who thought rockyrobin was a gyp because him and his mates were all sleeping in a caravan. People were doing funny things to her face from about 11 onwards last night.

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Alfie, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:54, archived)

What, the Geordie off the Rocky choc-bar ads?

V. confused.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:01, archived)

I wish I could have

had a good nights sleep that would have erased my black eye, I can go on telly tonight now. meep. Bye bye 5 grand.

edit - "cant" -

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Alfie, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:42, archived)

Why?

/coat

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:34, archived)

why not?

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Craymen, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:41, archived)

Its a game show

about couples, really horrid sounding actually, were pitted against the audiencs and memebers of the public who have to judge us in terms of looks and charisma etc, then rate us out of ten, and we have to do the same, thwe closer our scores, the more we win. Tabitha wanted to do it to pay for our Slovakian holiday, so well, yknow. Cant do it now tho!!

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Alfie, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:52, archived)

Where does the

cockerel come into it?

Or the welsh bird?

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Craymen, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:12, archived)

Fluffy at his mums

(thediscokingpin, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:32, archived)

fab

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:40, archived)

I have

one more standing by

(thediscokingpin, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:42, archived)

brrroooom

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:28, archived)

You, sir,

are on a winning streak.

(Amerella, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:30, archived)

Better

than anything the bloody Turner Prize could come up with...

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Staticgirl, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:36, archived)

whistler's

motor?

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rogan, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:37, archived)

anyone see that Rods program

last night on Sky One ? Wooooo ! Wierd man :)

(JBoom, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:28, archived)

Rods?

Hull and Stewart?

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adverse_camber, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:33, archived)

noooo !

Not that bad. These crazy alien flying things that go at 6000 mph, no one knows what they are but they are caught on video tape everywhere - aaaargh. I'm not leaving the house until it's solved !

(JBoom, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:43, archived)

They're not ufo's

thats my secret super-plane.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:47, archived)

wonder how many people are now...

searching through all their tapes and photos for 'evidence'...?

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Lula too poor to pay attention, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:48, archived)

ahhw (how do you spell the disapointed sound?)

i was gonna watch that as well.

(icedragon, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:41, archived)

It was

a load of bollocks. ufo's my arse.

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Wifey, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:43, archived)

UFO's

are your arse?!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:45, archived)

well can you please

stop hovering outside my bedroom window making bleepy noises ? I'm a terrible sleeper..... ;)

(JBoom, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:48, archived)

If you like that stuff

read the Fortean Times this month - lots of stuff about UFO panics in South America and whether UFOs are E.T.H(nuts and bolts machines) or something even stranger...

And no I read the magazine for the other weirdness not the UFOs..

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Staticgirl, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:17, archived)

Is everybody in the timespaz?

Or are you all ...*gulp*... working?
Dead quiet up here, anyway.

[edit] Obviously not!

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:20, archived)

Im at college, not doing work

Got a test soon. Oooo dont even know what its about yet.

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:23, archived)

Revision isn't an option, then?

At least its not a real exam...

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:26, archived)

I think the group was told about it

But i was on holiday so i didnt know, and no body bothered to tell me about it. Fuckers. O well, i wouldnt of revised for it anyway.

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:28, archived)

Bloody students,

etc...

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:29, archived)

workin' m'fraid.

For once! I'm also sufferin' creative constipation :(

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witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:30, archived)

Gaaaahhhhhhhhh

Don't mention work - The people I work for have just spunked 133 million quid buying another company - The only purpose that I can find is that they want to keep me busy for about eight years!!!

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Ted, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:35, archived)

"creative constipation", "spunked"?

Must be bodily functions day, today! ;)

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:37, archived)

After they announced

the fact that 220 people were going to be "retired" I can safely say that there were a lot more bodily funtions involved such as "sweating like pigs" and "Shitting themselves"

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Ted, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:48, archived)

here

but lurking....at work but not doing any!

(squeaks, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:32, archived)

I've changed desks at work, but my screen still faces so that anyone who walks past can see what I'm up to.

Boo. Probably wear out the Alt and Tab keys pretty soon...

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:40, archived)

Damnation

i missed another party - i'm still away though, but i thought i'd give you a nice holiday orking shot. catch you all when i return xx

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Beardo, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:17, archived)

i havent used this in a while, does it class as a spazz?

(icedragon, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:20, archived)

naah

i've always thought that "woo yay's" and general iconographic pieces wouldn't count as spazzes or glass cocks.
Getting overly exited now - Barcelona here i come - Sonar festival yeeahhh

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Beardo, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:24, archived)

Wow!

That is really some quality orksmanship.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:24, archived)

god

I don't think I could ever get tired of orky animals... especially orky doggies... I end up sitting in front of my screen stroking their big fat digital noses...

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:27, archived)

anyone wanna check this out?

it looks ok to me. bet its slow as hell though!
Clicky

(icedragon, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:16, archived)

Dialup is a toy

I hope I never have to use a modem again :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:18, archived)

Is this you?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:24, archived)

Yes.

Although I think Mr. Smug shouldn't say "I know something you don't know", because I wasn't claiming superior knowledge, I was smug because I have ADSL at home and at work :)

So can we have a non-animated version in the kit please? :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:26, archived)

Don't be so lazy!

Why not just save the ani-gif and extract the frame you want? :)
Now I feel smug!

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:28, archived)

because i'm lazy

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:29, archived)

Fair 'nuff.

I can't play with gif's at work anyway, so I should get off my high horse...

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:30, archived)

oi lumpy

i just remembered, you were in my dream last night.
I can't remember what you were doing but it wasn't anything particularly arch-nemesisy.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:29, archived)

Oo err

I guess my mind piss is working then :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:42, archived)

morning peeps...

mucho work to do today...but after an almostb b3ta-free day yesterday,I must try to potatoshop something at lunchtime...

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 9:57, archived)

go girl

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 9:50, archived)

It's got a good beat!

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 9:56, archived)

Apologies for

Not being at the party on saturday, wanted to meet you all in some type of weird "crossing of the streams" situation.

I was even in bloody London, close but no cigar. Any piccies to make me feel worse about not going?

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 9:37, archived)

the tractor piccy below...

...includes a shot of the ear-sock tastic events...

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DangerousClive, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 9:39, archived)

How did

You hire a field to have a party ... oooh wait, now I get it. But still, how did you get the tractor in the pub?

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 9:42, archived)

getting it in the pub was easy, it wass the stairs that posed the problems...

parking it by the bar didnt help matters either, think he should have handed it in at the cloak room...

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DangerousClive, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 9:48, archived)

At least

The carpet was cut to a respectable length I hope. Stripes or them new fangles circular designs

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 9:52, archived)

started as stripes, then degenerated into almost circular patterns

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DangerousClive, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 9:58, archived)

Never drink

And drive tractors. Its an accident waiting to happen. And its hard to get vomit off the levers.

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:05, archived)

also tricky

to get kebab from the tyres. those deep tred jobs can hide a multitude of sins

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DangerousClive, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:10, archived)

I hear

WHere your coming from. I found two ex wives, a spanish donkey, and a cocla-cola World cup football from Italia '90.

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:23, archived)

theres a bunch in the timespaz

and i'm collecting mine from boots this lunchtime (expect a gallery this evening. Well, don't expect, because I might be lazy, but umm.. expect a gallery to probably arrive this evening, maybe.)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 9:39, archived)

arg...

the anticipation...

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smirny ~(8(|), Tue 11 Jun 2002, 9:41, archived)

Woo and

Yay indeed, will hang around for that methinks. WHat were the preffered choice of drinks, and was it rounds or singles?

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 9:41, archived)

wooooooooooo hooo!

I wanna see those.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 9:55, archived)

the fabulous tomsk

has some here

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spacefish bong!, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 9:41, archived)

Looks like

A good time was had by all. The next one shall be my entrance into the world of B3ta fully, and im looking forward to it...

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 9:50, archived)

BREEL!

Hey Breel! You got lots of pics too, can't you put 'em all in one place so we can view the collection?

(Amerella, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 9:55, archived)

some here – check out the neat

clicky page (I so cant be arsed to code)

www.what-ever.co.uk/b3ta/mini/

*edit* some here from this one and the last one

www.what-ever.co.uk/b3ta/party/

enjoy
.

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breel, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:00, archived)

that picture of rosey

is really nice!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:06, archived)

I like

the one of the ceiling...

(Amerella, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:11, archived)

I think that was the last one

dont ask me how or why?
Were you there on Saturday??

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breel, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:13, archived)

(no Breel)

(you met her in the pub on Sunday, remember? Said your hair looked fake? That girl.)

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:14, archived)

Oh, you had to use that

to remind him didn't you ;)

(Amerella, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:16, archived)

urgh I said that ???

no havent got the foggiest soz, but my brain went walkabout without a map and has only just made it back.

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breel, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:18, archived)

Heh heh,

no I said it, sorry! I did wonder if maybe you weren't quite sober at the time...

(Amerella, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:21, archived)

hee hee,

I thought it would jog his memory a bit, but clearly not!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:37, archived)

woo!

(hazy recollections...)

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DangerousClive, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:09, archived)

mornin'

all

(icedragon, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 9:28, archived)

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