er...
whats a cockalorum?
[edit] Thanks, just read the explanation! [/edit]
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:16,
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[edit] Thanks, just read the explanation! [/edit]
is it?
she needs to lay off the giddies in that case, I think...
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:07,
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Dr Phil
you are razor sharp today. Didn't you get pissed enough last night?
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:12,
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*petulant sigh*
I don't get pissed EVERY night, you know...
what is this, knock Dr Phil day? rawx said I was pedantic, you think I'm an alchy - snot fair!
(oh no wait, actually, both those are pretty fair...)
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:16,
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what is this, knock Dr Phil day? rawx said I was pedantic, you think I'm an alchy - snot fair!
(oh no wait, actually, both those are pretty fair...)
Yeah, but I said you were posh!
But then again I did hear you barfing on Sunday morning!! I'm impressed with myself that I wasn't joining you in that department. My kidneys might not have hurt so much if I had.
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:18,
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There's nothing wrong with being an alcoholic
I thought it was pretty much an entry requirement for B3tans
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:18,
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RodsII
By god, how much fun is paranoia? Especially when it's other people's >:)
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:01,
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Last night I realised that
I had never photoshopped a kitten, or weaponised up an animal. So i did this to make amends before I went to bed.
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:00,
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yeah,
i missed the aquatic variety through a week long piss-up!
i start this avo!
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:11,
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i start this avo!
rods
these things provide hours of fun.
looky here secret government conspiracy? you decide
check the "kittys kitchen - developing rod"
now is it just me, or is that just a few pieces of white plastic bag stuck over a light ?
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:51,
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looky here secret government conspiracy? you decide
check the "kittys kitchen - developing rod"
now is it just me, or is that just a few pieces of white plastic bag stuck over a light ?
Bit like the loch ness...
You know when they start the programme that they haven't found anything substantial...other wise it would have been on the news...durrr.. I did have to check the date last night.??
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:04,
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i think it's our duty
as b3tans to create find evidence for rods
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:08,
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wow.
thats all I can really say on the subject. so Ill say it again... wow.
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:57,
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is it really
fathers' day? or do you mean amercian fathers' day?
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:52,
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ooops
thats true, not fathers day yet, still cant be arsed to edit.
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:54,
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Except for the dreadful version on the Spawn Soundtrack.
Boo!Nay! to Kirk Hammett...
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:06,
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thatll
be the one, I thought of the fathers day card and now have locust abortion tech. Squawking like drugged up cannibals from my speakers.
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:11,
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Huzzzah !!!
b3ta mini-challenge
b3ta mini-challenge
b3ta mini-challenge
b3ta mini-challenge
b3ta mini-challenge
oops, sorry. But go on everyone !! Make an amusing fathers day gif/ani gif and I'll make an e-card site so we can impress all our oldie folks :)
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:21,
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b3ta mini-challenge
b3ta mini-challenge
b3ta mini-challenge
b3ta mini-challenge
oops, sorry. But go on everyone !! Make an amusing fathers day gif/ani gif and I'll make an e-card site so we can impress all our oldie folks :)
(sings)
And later at the party,
Where all the MPs rave,
'Bout the hummers she's been giving,
And the money that's been saved.
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:49,
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Where all the MPs rave,
'Bout the hummers she's been giving,
And the money that's been saved.
Just found
this pic of Witchy on our network and could resist shopping him while he's at Lunch.
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:40,
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holy shit!!!
look!
just to left of the picture, almost vertical.
it's... it's a ROD!!!!
clear photographic evidence!!!
send it to roswellrods! quick!
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:49,
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just to left of the picture, almost vertical.
it's... it's a ROD!!!!
clear photographic evidence!!!
send it to roswellrods! quick!
Now there's an
idea for designer clothing!
I note you didn't shop the MD, ya cunt :)
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:14,
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I note you didn't shop the MD, ya cunt :)
not without
doing it all over again...my crap-heap crashed before i could save the PSD...doh!
no...yes...okay...brb!
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:21,
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no...yes...okay...brb!
I just remembered
if he is Bishop of Newark
Newark is not just a US diocese but an interesting anagram
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:55,
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Newark is not just a US diocese but an interesting anagram
Fun with toothache
A chum of mine is off work with toothache. Can any one make / suggest any mad pic's involving teeth so I can email them to him for his return.
Horrific bleeding gums would also be acceptable.
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:38,
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Horrific bleeding gums would also be acceptable.
exploding kittens always rock
the kasbah, and that deserves my new woo and yay!
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:50,
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seek help
now, turn to your nearset collegue and say 'i need help'
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:27,
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Hehehe
You should print that and present it to your boss grinning maniacally -
"Look what I made!"
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:31,
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"Look what I made!"
hahahahahahahaa....
You realise I'm gonna blame you lot when I fail my A-Levels through not revising?
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:22,
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ditto (tho not a-levels)
i've got an exam in an hour and a half, yet here i am =)
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:26,
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If only
you could get qualifications in b3ta-ing.
I'd probbly fail them too...
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:29,
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I'd probbly fail them too...
WOW
that is soooooooooo wooyaytastic is that her from casablanca?
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:33,
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must resist temptation to time spaz
rrrrrhhhhhhh
it's just too appropriate
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:38,
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it's just too appropriate
hahahahahah
ahahahahhahaha
thank god there are people here who operate on my level...
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:50,
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thank god there are people here who operate on my level...
it's meant to be from
'to have and have not'
hence the line: "you do know how to whistle don't you, Steve? YOu just put your lips together and blow."
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:43,
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hence the line: "you do know how to whistle don't you, Steve? YOu just put your lips together and blow."
DAMMIT!
I so couldn't remember which film it was from. Thank you rawx.
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:46,
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which kind
of makes me feel guilty for the dr pedantic jibe and the fact i had to look on google to find out myself...
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:49,
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No, you're thinking of Ingrid Bergman.
That's Lauren Bacall.
[edit] Ingrid Bergman looks like this:
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:44,
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[edit] Ingrid Bergman looks like this:
i should have known
i could have relied on Dr Pedantic to get it righter than me...
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:47,
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look,
i said sorry... no, it's my fault.. we.. no, i .... oh why does always have to be so hard ?
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:01,
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*all smiles again*
it's okay, I'll just pretend I never saw it, and then I can be Dr Irritatingly-Chirpy, yarss?
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:04,
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yeah
I've got a mint copy on white vinyl though. Only ten in the world I hear. (something to do with an accident involving a tiny bull)
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:08,
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exactly!
Look see, this here is canadiaaaan :
bit big I know, but worthy of a spazzer just for the canadians in the house... Do we have any here?
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:53,
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bit big I know, but worthy of a spazzer just for the canadians in the house... Do we have any here?
Bit new to all this...
Hi, thought I'd share this mornings work :-)
this probably won't work but hey!
PS, should images be inline or links???
Ta.
Marc.
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:13,
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this probably won't work but hey!
PS, should images be inline or links???
Ta.
Marc.
Jump, you braindead-fuckwit, jump!
The guy with the daft hair, not you! ;)
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:17,
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If not then...
When it's finished it's current mission maybe this can do the trick...
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:49,
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Heh!
BTW, read your profile and now on major guilt trip for not getting on my bike for years...
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:53,
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BTW, read your profile and now on major guilt trip for not getting on my bike for years...
I wouldn't worry
it doesn't stop me from being a fat(ish) unhealthy bastard :-)
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:03,
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i am currently
burning my mouth on a HP alll day tinned breakfast
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:04,
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They are very strange.
Far more satisfying to cook-up a proper fry-up.
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:05,
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i cant cook
bacon i hate eggs cooked by me and sausages that havent been pre mixed with beans arent good enough
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:06,
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I can't argue with that!
Have you tried the potatoe fry-up things that come in boxes at Sainsburys?
That didn't make sense!
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:08,
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That didn't make sense!
No. More like when you slice and fry-up left over potatoes from the day before.
Quite nice, as I recall.
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:12,
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oh well no i havent
i just walked in the kitchen and found my cat eating the leftovers from the tin it got its foot covered in beans
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:13,
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Our cat prefers to lick the lids of yoghurt pots.
Chases them all over the kitchen! Whee...
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:15,
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that reminds me i am gunna
go watch the squirrel go weeeeee with his gonads and strife i love that
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:16,
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"watch the squirrel go weeeeee with his gonads and strife"
On reflection, I'm quite glad I don't understand this.
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:19,
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its a song
and video made by a b3tan quite some time ago
when i say video i mean animation
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:24,
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when i say video i mean animation
i don't think it was made here
but it was made by these lovely chaps
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:27,
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chasing cats
Have you tried putting cat biscuits in a small jam jar on its side and watch them work out how to get 'em out? Hours of fun for the inebriated!
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:31,
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Aren't cats supposed to be clever?
Ours belongs to someone else, but likes to live in our house...
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:38,
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that's superb
I'm going to try that.
Just got to get me some small jam jars, some cat biscuits...
..oh, and a cat.
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 12:01,
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Just got to get me some small jam jars, some cat biscuits...
..oh, and a cat.
heinz do a frozen all day breakfast
it's 15 mins in the microwave mindyou, but is a lovely mix of 2 sausage, 2 bacon, mushrooms hashbrown(a bit soggy though) and good ol' heinz baked beans.
with a retail in my local shop of £1.95 (i'm sure tesco would be cheaper) it is a steal. highly recomended.
The song 'hot shot city' is particulary good.
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:17,
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with a retail in my local shop of £1.95 (i'm sure tesco would be cheaper) it is a steal. highly recomended.
The song 'hot shot city' is particulary good.
cunt.
im gonna have to go out and get something to eat. you've made me hungry
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:06,
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Mmm... Time for a ploughman's salad sandwich and a coupla bags of Mr Perri's Jalapeño Pepper Pan Fried
crisps.
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:15,
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RODS...UFO's (Sky one last night?)
can anyone remember the name of the web site as I am trying to explain it to a friend in the office...she thinks I have gone stark raving bonkers....
[roswellrods.com is not that good......actually it's not that bad..!!]
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 10:59,
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[roswellrods.com is not that good......actually it's not that bad..!!]
when you've found that website
let her visit it for a while then when shes not expecting it, throw a rod at her, then laugh as she runs away scream 'the aliens are coming!' ha ha ha
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:02,
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hahahah
that's a great idea !
And the roswellrods.com is the 'official' site I think. It's the one that Jose bloke kept on mentionig (and yes, it sucks balls)
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:08,
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And the roswellrods.com is the 'official' site I think. It's the one that Jose bloke kept on mentionig (and yes, it sucks balls)
i watched that program too
i thoughht it was hillarious
How are rational people expected to take things like that seriously, when all the programs that are made about them feature haunting eerie music, scary announcers and effects that are designed just to make you feel scared?
Comming up NEXT... the pictures the GOVERNMENT _DON'T) want you to seee... dun un duuunnnnnnnnnnnnn
Editied for more ranting - there's still a few miles in this left i think
And the video clips they show. the same clips over and over and over with zooming in and those yellow target things. Then tiny sound bites from people saying" i dont know what they are" and "they are definatly UFO's" a UFO is the standard name for an Unidenfitied Flying Object. But people link UFOs with Aliens and secret government conspiracies.
The whole thing is just designed to pray on people paranoid side, it's an assult on the senses and it pissed me off.
If it were more like a documentary, with clear, rational information and talking it would have been a lot better.
phew. I think that's all i've got on this particular subject
/rant over
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:12,
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How are rational people expected to take things like that seriously, when all the programs that are made about them feature haunting eerie music, scary announcers and effects that are designed just to make you feel scared?
Comming up NEXT... the pictures the GOVERNMENT _DON'T) want you to seee... dun un duuunnnnnnnnnnnnn
Editied for more ranting - there's still a few miles in this left i think
And the video clips they show. the same clips over and over and over with zooming in and those yellow target things. Then tiny sound bites from people saying" i dont know what they are" and "they are definatly UFO's" a UFO is the standard name for an Unidenfitied Flying Object. But people link UFOs with Aliens and secret government conspiracies.
The whole thing is just designed to pray on people paranoid side, it's an assult on the senses and it pissed me off.
If it were more like a documentary, with clear, rational information and talking it would have been a lot better.
phew. I think that's all i've got on this particular subject
/rant over
This is so true
if something this big had been real and discovered it would have been in all the papers, the music really does ruin stuff like this, mind you, they americans did put stupid music and hollywood style titles on the twin towers bullitins and that was real, all showman ship crap, reduced it to something that just doesn't appear real.
Makes me wonder just how the kids over there are supposed to know fact from fiction when you can never tell if you are watching the news or a film.....
/ sorry, Ill just get me coat..!!
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:30,
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Makes me wonder just how the kids over there are supposed to know fact from fiction when you can never tell if you are watching the news or a film.....
/ sorry, Ill just get me coat..!!
Looks like we should start a club and get T-shirts printed..
Can anyone come up with a good one....something that smacks at how these programmes are so shite and unreal.... I dunno it's too early for me to be thinking about this.....
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:32,
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I saw a dodgy one the other day,
I believe it was called "Worlds Scariest Places". It was about some island in venice where they had plague pits on it and later a mental hospital where some doctor performed sick experiments. Once again totally ruined by the music, and some dodgy girl reading the scene titles in a mock scary voice.
Shame, could have been quite interesting without the bull.
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Tue 11 Jun 2002, 11:43,
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Shame, could have been quite interesting without the bull.
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