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# Ice Cream... Who will buy my lovely Ice Cream...
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:48, archived)
# *shivers*
you just quoted... the child catcher!
*hides*
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:49, archived)
# Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me!
woo
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:51, archived)
# Hot Delhi

My late night trips to Tesco are a constant source of inspiration.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:41, archived)
# Get me a pack of 99p Hobnobs next time you go?
Cheers darling!
PS. Woo to your Hot Delhi!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:48, archived)
# My Mumbai-s stuff from there.
Hehe nice pic.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:48, archived)
# Samantha Mumbai?
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:49, archived)
[challenge entry] London Pest Control Department
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:40, archived)
# *snigger* Woo!
The Harris hawk that they use to scare off the little flying rats has become a bit of a tourist attraction itself :)

(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:42, archived)
# Yes
I believe there is a man with a stall where you can buy buckets of pigeons to throw to him.

of course, I could be wrong...
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:45, archived)
# It is fabulous
How some absent minded people, despite the hard-to-miss signs in several languages, still feed the winged rats - and of course, nearly get decapitated by a hawk...

And then a stern word from the falconer, not to do it again :)
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:49, archived)
# I took PigeonCam (remember that?) to Trafalga Square
and it was depressingly crap. A shallow reflection of it's former pigeon-Mecca self. They even had guys patrolling the square, harassing pigeons and making sure no one fed them.

For the record, my RC car was much more efficient at pigeon scaring...
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:48, archived)
# Badger with a gun.
That's what they need.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:50, archived)
# I'd think Livingstone
would prefer seagulls.
Woo.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:45, archived)
# Titter
Red Ken is wonderful is he not...
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:46, archived)
# he's great
until he starts banging on about smoking... ;)
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:48, archived)
# yaaaaay!
hehehe...
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:48, archived)
# good lord.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:52, archived)
# yes?
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:54, archived)
# he was a dreadlocked pineapple
spikey-skinned fruit of jah
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:38, archived)
# She was a skinhead artichoke
Cooler than the breath of Ra
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:40, archived)
# 'ave a banana!
Oi! Dahn the Old Kent Road....!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:43, archived)
# Arf!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:44, archived)
# hehe...
:)
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:46, archived)
# I'm tempted to obey.........
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:43, archived)
# i love you more each day.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:46, archived)
# .
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:38, archived)
# that's luverly
Reminds me of Fiendish Feet yoghurts.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:39, archived)
# You wuh?
Were they the yoghurts with the plastic feet? And they always toppled over and made a mess?
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:41, archived)
# That's the ones!
I liked to pretend I was eating their brains!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:43, archived)
# I liked* eating food childishly
When I was at primary school, mini jaffacakes came out in those orange boxes, we pretended they were quiz buzzers.
And in the lower years of high school we giggled cos strawberry mini milks look like willies *school-girl giggle*

*read as 'like'.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:46, archived)
# The difference being, of course
that mini milks dissolve when you suck them. ;)
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:49, archived)
# Thanks for reminding me!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:50, archived)
#
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:41, archived)
# thought i had
an original idea
*damn*
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:43, archived)
# Slim's made everything before
I wouldn't worry about it :)
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:44, archived)
# ahem
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:43, archived)
# haha!
to the silliness of both :)
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:44, archived)
# McDead

Clicky for readability

Apologies for fluffiness bypass, but I had a shit day at work and this seemed perfectly reasonable at the time. That and having worked for McDullards in the dim and distant past didn't help.

Original article
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:33, archived)
# you bitter bastard
woo though!




what did they do to you? trap your hand under the grill?
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:35, archived)
# i once dropped a full bottle of mineral water in the deep fat frier and we had to evacuate the kitchen in case it exploded
sadly we were closed anyway so there was no laughing at customers
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:37, archived)
# having also worked for them
i feel justified in saying

bank concrete james brown herring bone
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:35, archived)
# Sadly
I still do work for them. For two and a half years.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:39, archived)
# I usually eat here:

just read that... hethen options... ARF!!!!ahahhahahaa
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:37, archived)
# ooo-errr
i'd dine there
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:38, archived)
# It started with puns leaping off the page at me
when I first read the article; which subsequently turned into a bitter rant. Mind you, they're the best kind ;)
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:41, archived)
# i concur
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:48, archived)
# that is a good place to
eat
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:44, archived)
# If the bomb plotters hadn't been foiled...

(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:30, archived)
# eh?
have i missed something? were they going to blow up old trafford?

WHY WERE THEY STOPPED?

(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:51, archived)
# EXACTLY!!!
Twunting coppers eh?

/edit : Web thingy - ITN News

/edit/edit : Para 4.


(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:53, archived)
# is it official?
was that the target?

/edit: I aways knew al quaeda were bloody gooners, bunch of cockerny bastards the lot of them - still - with man u out, liverpool (huzzah!) AND newcastle (hiss) would get champions league places...

/edit/edit:ta, i'd worked that bit out! ;)
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:55, archived)
#
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:24, archived)
# Uh oh
it's some sort of hippie Predator.

woo!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:25, archived)
# i'm
afraid.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:25, archived)
# What beeyootiful
clear skin she has!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:25, archived)
# ooooh, that's rather nan-demo esque
wooyay!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:26, archived)
# She's lovely
I love hair like that on girls.

I don't get the picture though
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:26, archived)
# it's a lesson...
sometimes there is nothing to get... but the uncertainty helps makes life interesting... :)
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:28, archived)
# much like this.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:36, archived)
# fucking incompetant mods
/auto-complete
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:38, archived)
# QUACK!



i love that
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:38, archived)
# Bathe it!
Bathe it hard!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:26, archived)
# yay!
does a rainbow exist if there's no-one there to see it?
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:27, archived)
# yes
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:30, archived)
# of course.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:35, archived)
# what is it with women and face piercings?
it seems the amount of facial metal is directly proportional to their uglyness
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:29, archived)
# Ah ha
Feckin' Mcfly
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:29, archived)
# i likes her hair.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:34, archived)
# i love you eclectech
you spawn this wonderful stuff on a constant

have a woo
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:38, archived)
# beautiful as always
nice hair too
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:44, archived)
# luvverly!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:50, archived)
# £32 a month...
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:21, archived)
# It's funny 'cause it's true...
Woo to you.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:22, archived)
# Never underestimate
Babestation.

Is there such thing as that spanking program? What channels that?
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:22, archived)
# Can I just take this opportunity to announce
that I am addicted to "price-drop tv"
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:22, archived)
# Oh yes!!
It beats Bid Up anyday. "everyone pays the lowest price"
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:26, archived)
# You've taken the first step.
It is a horruble thing that you are addicted to.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:28, archived)
# Ohh....
.... and now I have Patrick Moore Plays The Xylophone in my head!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:23, archived)
#
I had that, "Scampi" and "Heffalumps and Woozles" on in my brother's car all the way to and from Tesco just now...fun :).
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:26, archived)
# My Weebl and Chums CD is on it's way! Yay!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:27, archived)
# Broadband's cheaper...
and the porn's better.



(Woo, BTW)
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:24, archived)
#
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:26, archived)
# hahaha!
marvellous
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Aren't they silly?!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:16, archived)
# Oh I Do Like That!
Woo to you!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:18, archived)
# Woo hoody hoo.
Great tompunnery.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:19, archived)
# what's with the "IMAGE STOLEN FROM B3TA" pic on the fp?
woo to the pic and all that
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:20, archived)
# UKdragon seems to be having some sort of update
and the .htaccess has probably been changed are you connecting through a mirror?
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:22, archived)
# HE SHOULD JUST CLICK
"READ MORE" TO SEE IT.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:23, archived)
# please stop with the allcaps now
the joke wore out
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:25, archived)
# Wanker
At least that one lacked the three los.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:25, archived)
# Kieran
is making adjustments to ukdragon, and I think the code got borked.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:23, archived)
# ah
that'll do it
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:25, archived)
# Gentlemen, no fighting in the war room etc.
Woo for silly anims.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:20, archived)
# THOSE ARE MAD!!!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:21, archived)
# I love a good furniture battle.
That's how the Ottoman Empire was formed.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:22, archived)
# Cheap
Very cheap
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:25, archived)
# yes
sorry...
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:26, archived)
# Best laugh of the day!
Until I saw my paycheck.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:22, archived)
# hehehehehe!
you big scilly!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:23, archived)
# ha ha
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:47, archived)
# Oh. He looks familiar....
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:14, archived)
# bye!
see you all soon!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:16, archived)
# you liked the picture then?
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:18, archived)
# He loved it
He's gone to the bathroom....to think about it
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:24, archived)
# that
and nelsons *ahem* column..
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:28, archived)
# The Dangers Of Microsoft!

Not to mention the recent additions to Nelsons *cough*column
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:13, archived)
# i think scribbled bsods have a place in our world!
woo!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:18, archived)
# haha
Lovely
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:22, archived)
# hee hee


/childish
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:47, archived)
# all that i need is to be loved
daw dadaw dadaw daw dadaw dadaw daw dadaw dadaw daw duurr duurr duurr
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:12, archived)
# awwww...
why not just 'ave a little mitosis party?
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:14, archived)
# because her* sex life is tearing her apart

*gender chosen at random, against the best wishes of biologists everywhere
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:17, archived)
# it looks more like a man to me
I'm a zoologist and I dont give a fuck.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:20, archived)
# tis rather sad
that you don't give a fuck.


So many people go without them lately.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:24, archived)
# hmmm
I have been working to hard at uni.
(only 4 weeks left)
will have to get out later .
Good thing I'm a lady.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:28, archived)
# I hate that about ladies.
You can get it anytime you desire.

Unless... of course, you look like THIS

NSFW
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:31, archived)
# you're also a giant bunny
tell us a story, giant bunny!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:25, archived)
# yes please!!!

*sits indian-style and waits*
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:28, archived)
# Sorry I'm too sleepy.
If you want to have nightmares go visit the library of moria and read the ringwrathe section.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:47, archived)
# Is that
an elephant in a skirt?

very cute ^_^!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:15, archived)
# awww....
don't we all... :)
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:22, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:10, archived)
# :|
funny 'cause it's true.
Text on the to-do list is a bit difficult to read.. or i'm just blind... which would explain why it's dark...and my electricity bill is suprisingly low..
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:13, archived)
# No doubt she's been dealing with
the Today Programme.

Woo.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:13, archived)
# Busted!
Yikes. That explains a lot...

(btw : woo!)
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:18, archived)
# yup.
Tell it like it is.
Woo!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Tony was unimpressed with the new recruit at the Department of Clever Excuses to Use at Press Conferences

‘No but yeah. In Iraq or somefink there was this bloke, right, called Hissing or somefink or nuffink who done this fing but he ain’t not even not done it so shutup. Anyway Kathy reckons she saw Candice getting off with Yasser Arafat in Foot Locker but anyway don’t listen to her because she’s got one tit bigger than the other’. Vicky, this simply won’t do.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:08, archived)
# hehe
it's like Alistair Campbell never left - woo!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:10, archived)
# A triple first for me
My first comp entry,

My first woo (and second), ta,

and

The first time I didn't redex it.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:22, archived)
#
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:12, archived)
# Is this in bad taste?


Apparently, the anti-terrorist police are planning to arrest 12,500,000 football supporters who had the same idea...
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:02, archived)
# Tut
Envy is one of the 7 deadly sins you know.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:05, archived)
# If it was sheer envy it'd be Highbury perhaps ?
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:07, archived)
# Shia Envy?
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:15, archived)
# Or St James'
for Shearer envy...
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:17, archived)
# ...
so is Gluttony

NSFW... or NSFA
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:08, archived)
# Wow
the bed wasn´t destroyed, though. I bet she is photoshopped.

or at least, I sure hope so
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:10, archived)
# *shudders*
I dont think so.
ok where the fuck did you find that?
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:13, archived)
# ...
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:15, archived)
# I meant to ask why
You were looking for naked fat women.
Hang on I dont think I want to know.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:18, archived)
# *sigh*
I was looking for an example of "gluttony"

a sin?
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:32, archived)
# I thought the first one on the search was better...
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:28, archived)
# carpetboy no.1
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:01, archived)
# WOO WOO WOO
Well worth the wait my friend
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:02, archived)
# wooah
its too huge
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:03, archived)
# eh?
wha?
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:05, archived)
# i made it
a bit big i think
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:07, archived)
# ooohhhh
i thoght you were talking about my reply (belmmmm)

anyway, i'm sure we can make certain allowances for quality posts
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:09, archived)
# AAaaaah, seamless brilliantness
WYHP
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:03, archived)
# jesus! that's ace
lovely style
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:03, archived)
# hehe
wasn't their a superhero in The Tick who was rolled in a carpet?
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:04, archived)
# i'm printing that out
and sticking it on my wall

ABSOLUTELY SUPERB
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:04, archived)
# In my country we say
this is a notch that is at the top.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:09, archived)
# that's brilliant
and no messin'. woo indeed.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:13, archived)
# incroyable.
worth the wait indeed, and worth the weight in gold*

*look what I just did there!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:15, archived)
# i wonder if us americans
can even comprehend the vast amount of humor that holds...
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:19, archived)
# New best seller.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:00, archived)
# now why would that be tagged for someone elses site eh?
i put it to you that you are still a bit of an annoying, picture stealing, spamming gimboid
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:02, archived)
# yeah!
/oft mude sidekick
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:04, archived)
# if you're going to steal something
you might as well steal something good
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:05, archived)
# Has she been to a doctor about that?
/autocomplete
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:02, archived)
# I don't particularly like that
But i really dislike people who post other people's work.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:04, archived)
# Tut. Thief.

/unfluffy
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:21, archived)
# Mark knew that the only thing that could possibly give away his position was the sun shining off his glasses

/crude shopping
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:59, archived)
# no seams here!
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:03, archived)
# always good to hear :)
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:04, archived)

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