Hot Delhi
My late night trips to Tesco are a constant source of inspiration.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:41,
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My late night trips to Tesco are a constant source of inspiration.
Get me a pack of 99p Hobnobs next time you go?
Cheers darling!
PS. Woo to your Hot Delhi!
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:48,
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PS. Woo to your Hot Delhi!
*snigger* Woo!
The Harris hawk that they use to scare off the little flying rats has become a bit of a tourist attraction itself :)
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:42,
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It is fabulous
How some absent minded people, despite the hard-to-miss signs in several languages, still feed the winged rats - and of course, nearly get decapitated by a hawk...
And then a stern word from the falconer, not to do it again :)
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:49,
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And then a stern word from the falconer, not to do it again :)
I took PigeonCam (remember that?) to Trafalga Square
and it was depressingly crap. A shallow reflection of it's former pigeon-Mecca self. They even had guys patrolling the square, harassing pigeons and making sure no one fed them.
For the record, my RC car was much more efficient at pigeon scaring...
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:48,
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For the record, my RC car was much more efficient at pigeon scaring...
You wuh?
Were they the yoghurts with the plastic feet? And they always toppled over and made a mess?
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:41,
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That's the ones!
I liked to pretend I was eating their brains!
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:43,
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I liked* eating food childishly
When I was at primary school, mini jaffacakes came out in those orange boxes, we pretended they were quiz buzzers.
And in the lower years of high school we giggled cos strawberry mini milks look like willies *school-girl giggle*
*read as 'like'.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:46,
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And in the lower years of high school we giggled cos strawberry mini milks look like willies *school-girl giggle*
*read as 'like'.
The difference being, of course
that mini milks dissolve when you suck them. ;)
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:49,
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McDead
Clicky for readability
Apologies for fluffiness bypass, but I had a shit day at work and this seemed perfectly reasonable at the time. That and having worked for McDullards in the dim and distant past didn't help.
Original article
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:33,
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Clicky for readability
Apologies for fluffiness bypass, but I had a shit day at work and this seemed perfectly reasonable at the time. That and having worked for McDullards in the dim and distant past didn't help.
Original article
you bitter bastard
woo though!
what did they do to you? trap your hand under the grill?
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:35,
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what did they do to you? trap your hand under the grill?
i once dropped a full bottle of mineral water in the deep fat frier and we had to evacuate the kitchen in case it exploded
sadly we were closed anyway so there was no laughing at customers
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:37,
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having also worked for them
i feel justified in saying
bank concrete james brown herring bone
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:35,
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bank concrete james brown herring bone
I usually eat here:
just read that... hethen options... ARF!!!!ahahhahahaa
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:37,
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just read that... hethen options... ARF!!!!ahahhahahaa
It started with puns leaping off the page at me
when I first read the article; which subsequently turned into a bitter rant. Mind you, they're the best kind ;)
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:41,
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eh?
have i missed something? were they going to blow up old trafford?
WHY WERE THEY STOPPED?
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:51,
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WHY WERE THEY STOPPED?
EXACTLY!!!
Twunting coppers eh?
/edit : Web thingy - ITN News
/edit/edit : Para 4.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:53,
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/edit : Web thingy - ITN News
/edit/edit : Para 4.
is it official?
was that the target?
/edit: I aways knew al quaeda were bloody gooners, bunch of cockerny bastards the lot of them - still - with man u out, liverpool (huzzah!) AND newcastle (hiss) would get champions league places...
/edit/edit:ta, i'd worked that bit out! ;)
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:55,
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/edit: I aways knew al quaeda were bloody gooners, bunch of cockerny bastards the lot of them - still - with man u out, liverpool (huzzah!) AND newcastle (hiss) would get champions league places...
/edit/edit:ta, i'd worked that bit out! ;)
She's lovely
I love hair like that on girls.
I don't get the picture though
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:26,
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I don't get the picture though
it's a lesson...
sometimes there is nothing to get... but the uncertainty helps makes life interesting... :)
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:28,
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what is it with women and face piercings?
it seems the amount of facial metal is directly proportional to their uglyness
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:29,
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i love you eclectech
you spawn this wonderful stuff on a constant
have a woo
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:38,
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have a woo
Never underestimate
Babestation.
Is there such thing as that spanking program? What channels that?
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:22,
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Is there such thing as that spanking program? What channels that?
Can I just take this opportunity to announce
that I am addicted to "price-drop tv"
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:22,
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Oh yes!!
It beats Bid Up anyday. "everyone pays the lowest price"
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:26,
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You've taken the first step.
It is a horruble thing that you are addicted to.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:28,
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Ohh....
.... and now I have Patrick Moore Plays The Xylophone in my head!
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:23,
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I had that, "Scampi" and "Heffalumps and Woozles" on in my brother's car all the way to and from Tesco just now...fun :).
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:26,
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what's with the "IMAGE STOLEN FROM B3TA" pic on the fp?
woo to the pic and all that
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:20,
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UKdragon seems to be having some sort of update
and the .htaccess has probably been changed are you connecting through a mirror?
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:22,
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Kieran
is making adjustments to ukdragon, and I think the code got borked.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:23,
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Gentlemen, no fighting in the war room etc.
Woo for silly anims.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:20,
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I love a good furniture battle.
That's how the Ottoman Empire was formed.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:22,
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The Dangers Of Microsoft!
Not to mention the recent additions to Nelsons *cough*column
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:13,
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Not to mention the recent additions to Nelsons *cough*column
all that i need is to be loved
daw dadaw dadaw daw dadaw dadaw daw dadaw dadaw daw duurr duurr duurr
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:12,
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because her* sex life is tearing her apart
*gender chosen at random, against the best wishes of biologists everywhere
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:17,
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*gender chosen at random, against the best wishes of biologists everywhere
it looks more like a man to me
I'm a zoologist and I dont give a fuck.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:20,
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tis rather sad
that you don't give a fuck.
So many people go without them lately.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:24,
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So many people go without them lately.
hmmm
I have been working to hard at uni.
(only 4 weeks left)
will have to get out later .
Good thing I'm a lady.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:28,
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(only 4 weeks left)
will have to get out later .
Good thing I'm a lady.
I hate that about ladies.
You can get it anytime you desire.
Unless... of course, you look like THIS
NSFW
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:31,
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Unless... of course, you look like THIS
NSFW
Sorry I'm too sleepy.
If you want to have nightmares go visit the library of moria and read the ringwrathe section.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:47,
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:|
funny 'cause it's true.
Text on the to-do list is a bit difficult to read.. or i'm just blind... which would explain why it's dark...and my electricity bill is suprisingly low..
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:13,
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Text on the to-do list is a bit difficult to read.. or i'm just blind... which would explain why it's dark...and my electricity bill is suprisingly low..
Tony was unimpressed with the new recruit at the Department of Clever Excuses to Use at Press Conferences
‘No but yeah. In Iraq or somefink there was this bloke, right, called Hissing or somefink or nuffink who done this fing but he ain’t not even not done it so shutup. Anyway Kathy reckons she saw Candice getting off with Yasser Arafat in Foot Locker but anyway don’t listen to her because she’s got one tit bigger than the other’. Vicky, this simply won’t do.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:08,
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‘No but yeah. In Iraq or somefink there was this bloke, right, called Hissing or somefink or nuffink who done this fing but he ain’t not even not done it so shutup. Anyway Kathy reckons she saw Candice getting off with Yasser Arafat in Foot Locker but anyway don’t listen to her because she’s got one tit bigger than the other’. Vicky, this simply won’t do.
A triple first for me
My first comp entry,
My first woo (and second), ta,
and
The first time I didn't redex it.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:22,
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My first woo (and second), ta,
and
The first time I didn't redex it.
Is this in bad taste?
Apparently, the anti-terrorist police are planning to arrest 12,500,000 football supporters who had the same idea...
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:02,
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Apparently, the anti-terrorist police are planning to arrest 12,500,000 football supporters who had the same idea...
Wow
the bed wasn´t destroyed, though. I bet she is photoshopped.
or at least, I sure hope so
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:10,
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or at least, I sure hope so
*shudders*
I dont think so.
ok where the fuck did you find that?
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:13,
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ok where the fuck did you find that?
...
images.google.com/images?q=fat&ie=ISO-8859-1&hl=en&btnG=Google+Search
Google is your friend.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:15,
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Google is your friend.
I meant to ask why
You were looking for naked fat women.
Hang on I dont think I want to know.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:18,
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Hang on I dont think I want to know.
ooohhhh
i thoght you were talking about my reply (belmmmm)
anyway, i'm sure we can make certain allowances for quality posts
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:09,
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anyway, i'm sure we can make certain allowances for quality posts
hehe
wasn't their a superhero in The Tick who was rolled in a carpet?
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:04,
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i'm printing that out
and sticking it on my wall
ABSOLUTELY SUPERB
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:04,
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ABSOLUTELY SUPERB
incroyable.
worth the wait indeed, and worth the weight in gold*
*look what I just did there!
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:15,
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*look what I just did there!
i wonder if us americans
can even comprehend the vast amount of humor that holds...
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:19,
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now why would that be tagged for someone elses site eh?
i put it to you that you are still a bit of an annoying, picture stealing, spamming gimboid
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:02,
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if you're going to steal something
you might as well steal something good
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:05,
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I don't particularly like that
But i really dislike people who post other people's work.
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:04,
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Mark knew that the only thing that could possibly give away his position was the sun shining off his glasses
/crude shopping
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Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:59,
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/crude shopping
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