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Why guys should NEVER speak their mind

The date was downhill from there.

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 9:18, archived)

woo!

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Delete Me, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 9:18, archived)

Hhahahaha

It's a bit quick, but very funny. So how did the rest of the date go?

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magnum, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 9:19, archived)

hahaha

she looks the sort of girl who'd be comfortable doing that

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 9:19, archived)

i think the funniest part

is that is actualy me.. attending a party i was to be spinning at..

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 9:21, archived)

you were at a party in the woods

and this girl was there.

dogging?

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 9:22, archived)

no i meant the source pic....

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 9:24, archived)

You removed that post about sticking wood in her arse.

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magnum, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 9:27, archived)

because i didnt want to seem improper

/snicker

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 9:29, archived)

Perhaps the

laydee is a b3tan...

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Stickman_ben, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 9:29, archived)

actually its quite sad

1. as a dj i am often exposed to scantily clad ladies, of which i have no problem telling off or whatnot.

2. but enter a wholesome woman.. and i cannot speak

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 9:30, archived)

<insert joke about entering a holesome woman here>

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magnum, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 9:33, archived)

looks like you'll be marrying a disco slut then.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 9:33, archived)

sigh

i hope not.. they are quite unattractive at 40

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 9:35, archived)

But why would you say that?

I don't understand.
edit: and is that the real girl in the picture?
so many questions.

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Stickman_ben, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 9:20, archived)

why would you want her to rub her ass on the tree?

it would make much more sense to me if she would rub her ass in my crotch, psudo-lapdance style.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 9:22, archived)

lol honestly i cant say

It just kinds came out..
basially mouth acted before brain could stop it

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 9:23, archived)

so you actually said those words

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 9:25, archived)

looking back..

regretfully

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 9:26, archived)

As I said earlier

I think he's cerazy!

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 9:27, archived)

you have to admit that its quite funny

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 9:31, archived)

Actually,

it gives me concerns about what you feel is acceptable social interaction, and believe that in all seriousness, if THAT was the first thing than jumped into your mouth and you felt the need to say it without determining it would be a very inappropriate comment, you are a possible danger to the women folk of this fine country.

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 9:34, archived)

Meet Pikie!

He's even got a wobbly hat!

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Delete Me, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 9:17, archived)

woo!

wobbly hat!

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 9:17, archived)

nice one

WOO

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 9:17, archived)

woo

reminds me of snatch!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 9:17, archived)

note

the caravans in the background :)

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Delete Me, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 9:18, archived)

what happens to

pictures submitted to your site shouldeafp.co.uk?

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 9:23, archived)

Nice hat

I'm still searching for a trilby like Patrick Trueman from Eastenders.

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magnum, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 9:19, archived)

ARG!

burberry! my biggest fear.
/lives in cardiff

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 9:22, archived)

haha

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Delete Me, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 9:23, archived)

'Ning All! Meet Pinkie

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Delete Me, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 9:02, archived)

i read that as pikey

he's still wooable

WOO

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 9:04, archived)

naaa pikey is his misunderstood friend!

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Delete Me, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 9:05, archived)

who incidentally, i'm shopping now :)

thanks for the idea

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Delete Me, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 9:06, archived)

i want 10% of any profit

and plenty of girls!!

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 9:07, archived)

i thought you were engaged

plenty of girls indeed!

(JcmS, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 9:13, archived)

engaged?

dont be prepostorous.

*snigger*

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 9:14, archived)

your wedding announcement

looked so real....

(JcmS, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 9:22, archived)

oh that engagement

well you know, i'm not married yet.......

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 9:23, archived)

the girls are for me.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 9:14, archived)

This little pikey went to Parkhurst...

This little pikey stole a gnome...
etc etc

(JcmS, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 9:08, archived)

sorry to be so naive

but what's a pikey?

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 9:08, archived)

"travellers"

Gypsies

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Delete Me, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 9:10, archived)

gotcha

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 9:10, archived)

Bonjour

Pinkie!

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Frank Boff - wandering like a lost soul, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 9:04, archived)

fingeriffic.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 9:13, archived)

yes

i'm sure that was youer first impression of pinkie, just like everyone else . . .

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 9:14, archived)

*gibber*

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 9:16, archived)

hah!

i broke the great sir sand goblin's brain!

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 9:17, archived)

YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY!

*shakes fist in air while being pulled away by nurse*

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 9:21, archived)

your powers are weak

old man

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 9:25, archived)

that threadwaste up there got deleted and i was posting this;

so here it is

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Delete Me, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 9:30, archived)

That's mesmerising

I've stared hard at it for 5 minutes now.

But Woo.

(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 9:14, archived)

Fuzzy Cat

Previous Colins

(JcmS, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 9:01, archived)

yay!

this one is the best ever!

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 9:02, archived)

Why...

... that dirty mirror cat...

whyIaudda!

(Nefarious Tim, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 9:03, archived)

brilliance

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Sixola, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 9:15, archived)

that is....

woo!

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Spookeh - Artist commonly known as Spookie1, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 9:35, archived)

help!

my eyes are broken!
everything i look at that i know should be black is RED! what's wrong with me?!?

in an attempt to excuse threadwaste, here's that penguin from last night -

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:54, archived)

the building is on fire

count to ten and jump from the nearest window

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:55, archived)

Oh fuck,

that's the fucking Muppet Babies isn't it. Why can I remember this , but the not the names of people I've worked with for 3 years?

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:59, archived)

a)yes it is

b)because you dont like them?

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 9:01, archived)

because being a masher

saps your social skills.

'ning b3ta-types.

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Stickman_ben, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 9:02, archived)

NING

mashman ben

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 9:03, archived)

Yet another sodding theme tune

I have to listen to in my head all day. The Dukes of Hazzard nearly killed me

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Frank Boff - wandering like a lost soul, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 9:04, archived)

cool penguin

why is he red though?

(JcmS, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:56, archived)

Brain Tumour

Probably small, not worth bothering our understaffed NHS about. Try and remove it yourself with a paperclip inserted through your ear.

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:56, archived)

Brian Tumour

Probably small, not worth bothering our understaffed NHS about. Try and remove it yourself with a paperclip inserted through your rear.

(JcmS, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:56, archived)

I find a knitting needle

does the trick.

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Hankster, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:57, archived)

nothing to worry about,

just extensive internal bleeding.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:57, archived)

You must be in a Rolling Stones song

(Mr_Bobbins, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:57, archived)

I think I am.

I'm a man of wealth AND taste.

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:58, archived)

Pleased to meet you...

(JcmS, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:58, archived)

hope you guessed my name

.....

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 9:00, archived)

Well...

www.b3ta.com/board/3067153

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 9:01, archived)

yeah good point

mash mash mash mash

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 9:03, archived)

I think you are bleeding into the back of your retinas possibly due to hypertension

Try not to worry whats the worst that could happen huh?

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Danblez, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:58, archived)

woo

He's got a ramp now!

(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:59, archived)

yay for water skiing animals!

EDIT: how rude of me - that anim is v v woo

(Nathalie Imbruglia's Cellist's Cello, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 9:19, archived)

(Nathalie Imbruglia's Cellist's Cello, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:42, archived)

Yay!

Send Domo to the Olympics!

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:43, archived)

as long as he dosen't compete in my chosen event

i'm in line for the silver, just behind a japanese businessman.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:58, archived)

blimey

he's good!

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:44, archived)

Quick TJ

True excerpt from a first date

Guy: thats a beautiful tree, huh?
Gal: yes it sure it (sighing dreamily)
Guy: Why dont you go rub your ass on it?

100% fact
Names changed to protect me

/EDIT Animation in progress

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:46, archived)

Oh. You. Cerazy. Guy

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:47, archived)

sigh

ill never be a true "player"

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:48, archived)

i think she's the one that needs protecting

*calls a-team*

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:47, archived)

He tells her to rub her arse on a tree

and you think that makes him a Communist?

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:48, archived)

communists ask those questions as well

i was merely covering all the angles

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:50, archived)

this excites me

endlessly.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:48, archived)

yyayaya!

that's lovely!

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stevierar, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:50, archived)

ah, 3 years ago now

they still havent curbed the hobby!!
OH and, my parents were the audience, nobody has ever been hit by anything more dangerous than pumpkin, and they just gave me a warning.

(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:40, archived)

hahah

woo

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Delete Me, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:42, archived)

hehe

news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/animals/newsid_3640000/3640029.stm

sheep with 27kg of wool on its back, they had a better video on the news

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anythingbutthisactually, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:43, archived)

wooly head

(Horny bugger, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:44, archived)

Are you only 19 now?

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:43, archived)

I see someone's wearing their

Maths Hat.

(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:46, archived)

do you like it

it all shiny it be

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:46, archived)

If it does linear algebra

i want one.

(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:55, archived)

hi,

how's things?

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Joelf, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:36, archived)

fine.

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Hankster, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:37, archived)

in line.

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:38, archived)

on time.

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Hankster, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:38, archived)

with twine

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:39, archived)

and lime

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Hankster, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:39, archived)

1 mime

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:40, archived)

commiting crime

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the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:40, archived)

on wine

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:41, archived)

in his prime

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the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:42, archived)

or turpentine?

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:43, archived)

with a porcupine

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the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:46, archived)

drinking brine

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:46, archived)

all the time

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:47, archived)

in 1999

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the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:48, archived)

Must be a sign...

(Nefarious Tim, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 9:02, archived)

bent spine?

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:39, archived)

Data without r's?

God, that's geeky

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:42, archived)

*geek alert*

sorry for mashing

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:45, archived)

Looking up and down,

looks mash heavy today. Might 'work', because I am low on hummus.

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:46, archived)

am gonna shop some stuff at home tonight

just to please the non-mashing community

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:49, archived)

and grime

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:40, archived)

cutting thyme

in rhyme

(Horny bugger, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:41, archived)

with shine

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Hankster, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:42, archived)

smells like

pine

(Horny bugger, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:43, archived)

must be mine!

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Hankster, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:44, archived)

meh

that's fine

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:45, archived)

good

thank you

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:38, archived)

i'm fabulous.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:40, archived)

yes,

yes you are

damn you

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:41, archived)

not

what they used to be

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mongychops, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:40, archived)

fine

they're fine

(JcmS, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:41, archived)

Some damn

fine lurking there

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Canker, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:41, archived)

hi and welcome to another edition of

something a little different this time
the rest here

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:29, archived)

very funny :-)

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:30, archived)

KILL

THEM ALL!

good work

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anythingbutthisactually, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:32, archived)

mmmm rice pudding

that am woo
haven't seen them before. working my way through them they excellent

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the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:34, archived)

arf

(JcmS, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:34, archived)

like that

especially the red eyes

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:40, archived)

my my what a slow board...

Have some culture:
obviously they're mimes helping a beginner with her make-up

Sorry - i was bored

(JcmS, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:23, archived)

ahh the fine art of Haikuke

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:24, archived)

Bukkake!

Yay.

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Hankster, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:25, archived)

or disgruntled circus makeup artists

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:26, archived)

Indeed

hehe

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Hankster, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:27, archived)

allow me to express my feelings in

the form of a dancing potato

(kaibosh, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:27, archived)

that am woosome

(JcmS, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:28, archived)

culture?

is it tuesday already?

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:28, archived)

yes

and there is the dreaded, woeful school tomorrow

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:30, archived)

Oh to go back to the carefree,

bill free, hassle free days of edumacation.

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Hankster, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:34, archived)

bill free

thats all i want, bill free...

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:38, archived)

board is slow

havea recent pearoast

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:18, archived)

Arf!

'Ning lovely people.

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Hankster, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:19, archived)

ning

how are you?

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:20, archived)

At work, but un-hungover

for a change.

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Hankster, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:20, archived)

i'm fine thankyou

spazz theory?

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:22, archived)

i was trying to harness the power of the spazz.

then i quit

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:23, archived)

figures

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:25, archived)

hah

my quest to break the spazz barrier shall eclipse your puny efforts!

when i can be bothered

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:26, archived)

three times in two days?

at least make her cry or something
edit- or courageously become a princess

(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:19, archived)

I still think it

is amazing, it's a color changing 8 ball! wee hoo!

(kaibosh, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:23, archived)

overkill

urge

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pixel8.org, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:39, archived)

Secret agency of typographical errors revealed!

THE PAOMNNEHAL PWEOR OF THE HMUAN MNID

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are,
the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh?

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:05, archived)

sorry

'ning everyone

(

Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:06, archived)

hatta sia othingna

esearchersra aveha rovenpa hatta ypingta nia igpa atinla endersra ourya essagema othba ggrivatingaa ota eadra, ndaa imeta onsumingca ota itewra.

(kaibosh, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:09, archived)

hahaha

that was hard

/EDIT dont reply unless your gay :-)
/EDIT2 funny joke

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:11, archived)

that reminds me of an old joke:

Fellow goes to Heaven, St. Peter stops him and says he must answer a question before he can enter. The question: What did Eve first say to Adam.
The fellow thinks, scratches his head..."hmmm, that's a hard one."
"That's right, in you go." says St. Peter
EDIT: ...bastard

(kaibosh, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:14, archived)

wait

does that mean that if i reply to your post, i'm gay?

wait a minute . . .

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:34, archived)

And isn't it

just so fucking old.

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:08, archived)

well the board is slow

so trying to stir something up

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:10, archived)

It always is at this time

Liven it up with pictures and stuff, just don't mash.

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:12, archived)

i hate you.

/sob

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:16, archived)

Hey Rev

congrats on the PGCE course! i'm hoping to do one in further education in september! yay!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:20, archived)

Nice!

What in?

It's depressing to find I can quit my job of 3+ years and only end up 100 quid worse off a month.

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:22, archived)

ITC

what about you??

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:22, archived)

Science

Physics generally, but I have to teach Biology and Chemistry up to KS3, which I worked out gets to the level of "Plants need water" and "Acids and alkalis go crazy when together".

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:25, archived)

hehehehe

so its secondary school education then??

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:31, archived)

well kids are smarter these days

teach them how to make methamphetamine

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:32, archived)

hhmm

makes sense, i suppose

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:14, archived)

wtha a loda fo bcollosk

ho, rllyea¿

(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:17, archived)

That's

Gascsolk

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foop, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:36, archived)

An assembly line of Chris's's's's. Behold the mohawked glory.

Will some pedant bastard teach me to spell my name as a plural? Thank ya.

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Cukeasaurus was once known as Misanthropy., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 7:46, archived)

no bridge

/pedant

:-) - USA
:) - Britain
^-^ - Japan

just so you know

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 7:49, archived)

Misantrophies?

Dunno, stick it in Google and it should have a definition available near the top.

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 7:49, archived)

Oi!

Chris, that is. Chrises? Chris's? Crisis? Crumpets?

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Cukeasaurus was once known as Misanthropy., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 7:52, archived)

Cheese

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 7:53, archived)

or possibly

Chris'

(kaibosh, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 7:53, archived)

it's chris'

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 7:53, archived)

surely that's something belonging to chris?

i think it's chrises

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:15, archived)

christophers, no confuzingment there!

(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:10, archived)

pffft

crumpets!

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anythingbutthisactually, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:13, archived)

Chrises

Like buses.

Chris' or Chris's would be the possessive, ie "Chris' book" (the book belonging to Chris), "Chris's fat sister" (the fat sister of Chris).

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Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:14, archived)

Federal Bureau for Presidential Speeches

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Zak Canard remembers this place, vaguely, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 7:39, archived)

that little girl

seems fascinated with George's right hand. and yet the others seem rather disinterested.
I declare a woo.

(kaibosh, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 7:50, archived)

thats becasue the boy in the upper right

is beating his head like a fuckng drum

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 7:51, archived)

I think anyone would willingly bash their brains in

if they were asked to write dubya's speeches.

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Zak Canard remembers this place, vaguely, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 7:58, archived)

That is most woo

but int the compo about *making up* government departments!!!

(DrNibdy, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:05, archived)

It is made up

He supposedly writes his own speeches, hence why they are so bad

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Zak Canard remembers this place, vaguely, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:06, archived)

If you're having trouble with irony,

then I'm guessing you're American ;o)

(Just recline and let me service you, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:10, archived)

I just haven't woke up since January 2000

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Zak Canard remembers this place, vaguely, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:15, archived)

Then you need a handsome prince to wake you with a kiss.

(Just recline and let me service you, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:18, archived)

Maybe if the prince was actually a princess

and not of the shemale variety

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Zak Canard remembers this place, vaguely, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:19, archived)

Goodnight

Farewell.

(Saturnn, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 7:21, archived)

goodnight

and godspeed, you giant pink pig
edit: I'm trying to identify that odd body position, its somewhere between mincing and defecating

(kaibosh, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 7:24, archived)

you're crazy.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 7:27, archived)

me too

I think I was here all of 8 seconds tonight.
(Too ~~tired~~ much cabernet.)
G'Nite!

(tookishlad, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 7:27, archived)

the land of nob!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 7:31, archived)

Some movies

I found some free movies on the internet:

click here if you want to know what i am talking about, if not well, errr, go away...

(cj100, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 7:04, archived)

*goes away*

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 7:06, archived)

The stink lines are disapearing now.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 7:11, archived)

Tee hee

Owch

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 7:12, archived)

pah.

i've had a shower, sonny.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 7:13, archived)

Did you get behind the ears?

and between the toes?

(thinking about it, I don't think i've ever washed between the toes, not in a shower anyway).

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 7:15, archived)

i washed

ALLTHECRACKS.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 7:18, archived)

and the

holes?

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Purple Martin is board sigless, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 7:19, archived)

better believe it.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 7:20, archived)

There's a good boy.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 7:23, archived)

*shudders*

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anythingbutthisactually, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 7:20, archived)

tj: finished coding for now, just came back to say goodnight

and to reeeee pooooossssstttt this. Gnight all.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 7:13, archived)

What were you coding?

And g'night.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 7:13, archived)

heh, actually

'coding' is probably stretching it. ASP, VBScript and JavaScript for the website I'm developing at the moment. And goodnight :) I really must sleep.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 7:19, archived)

that is nasty

vicious embedded midi.
I didn't get any further than that

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Pootle, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 7:16, archived)

well..

www.midi-hell.co.uk

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anythingbutthisactually, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 7:41, archived)

They're really fast...

Clone brush is cool...

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 6:50, archived)

allarmingly fast.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 6:53, archived)

Pfft!

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Pootle, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 7:01, archived)

**Loads Shotgun**

We don't take kindly to those kindda puns in these parts.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 7:13, archived)

Hehe they're great!

I can never tell the difference between an alpaca and a llama.

This one's a fudge alpaca:
Your all gay!

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Purple Martin is board sigless, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 7:13, archived)

ooo fudge kitchen!

i bought some fudge from there once in America and at the airport they took it off me to see if it was semtex.

(Cheese Quiche - WARNING! This bus is 18 metres long!, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 7:16, archived)

I hope the silly chickens

gave it back

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Purple Martin is board sigless, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 7:19, archived)

some pigs just can't win

(kaibosh, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 6:37, archived)

mmm double sausage and egg mcmuffin

yummy pigs

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Pootle, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 6:41, archived)

o... m.... g!

this is just sad. you didn't try at all.

(Interwizard2001, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 6:50, archived)

that's

not very kind of you

(kaibosh, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 6:53, archived)

well

I like it.

go on, eat his soul.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 6:54, archived)

he's being taken care of...

(kaibosh, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 6:56, archived)

I genuinely thought it was wonderful, and I'm actually glad this twunt made me stop and say so instead of just passing by, as is my wont.

(spinningcat, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 7:24, archived)

thank you kindly

sir and/or ma'am

(kaibosh, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 7:26, archived)

why don't

you post something better then?
or just fuck off

(sunny chiba, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 6:55, archived)

it animates

it made me smile
your comment on the other hand....

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Pootle, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 6:57, archived)

Hey! It's a nice animation.

(ladycat, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 7:33, archived)

kitties!

I had a persian type cat once. His shodden fur blew in the wind like tumbleweeds. Giant, black, food-clinging tumbleweeds.

(kaibosh, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 7:42, archived)

wanger

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:09, archived)

teehee.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 6:50, archived)

(Saturnn, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 6:34, archived)

Ahhh

How gay they look.

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 6:35, archived)

i see...

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 6:36, archived)

you do?

I think I must be blinded by it's glory

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Pootle, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 6:40, archived)

to be honest,

i have no idea what it means.
but i can see it.
and it's very gay.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 6:42, archived)

it's has a certain

camp nonsensical charm

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Pootle, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 6:46, archived)

I always thought big bird was gay

And elmo looks like he would not be out of place in a village people line up.
Edit I have no manners.
Hello new person Nice to see you.

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 6:46, archived)

guess what..

our board names mean the same thing.

spooky, eh?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 6:47, archived)

Indeed.

Hello other bunny.
I have not seen you around but then again I'm new to posting here

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 6:51, archived)

..I only really go on b3ta when I'm at work, and I've been too busy to do much but lurk lately.

'tis a sorry state of affairs, to be sure.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 6:58, archived)

Nice

:)
I spent way to much time here.

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 7:12, archived)

mmmmm

spicy brains

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Purple Martin is board sigless, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 7:15, archived)

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Pootle, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 7:33, archived)

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