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# isnt quicklime...
what the germans used to make the bodies decompose faster???
(falic, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:13, archived)
# er
not just the germans... it's been used for centuries..
*awaits quicksand...
(Karoma, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:15, archived)
# it's what they used
to dispose of the bodies from the plague in 1666. Cept it didn't always work.
(I helped save b3ta! tobypowell Ptarmigan!, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:19, archived)
# it's generally accepted
as the cutting edge way of speeding up decomposition

i'd know, it was hammered into my brain repeatedly over a double chemistry period
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:15, archived)
# arf
woo
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:16, archived)
# hehe
Yeah, as long as you don't use too much.

/FBI Files
(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:17, archived)
# Le Cock Sportif: Episode 7
Tennis Phallus
click for slightly bigger

The 'other' white sport..


Previous:
French Phallus
Caveman Phallus
Baseball Phallus
Skiing Phallus
Basketball Phallus
Running Phallus
(I helped save b3ta! Arnon Has anyone lurked more than me?, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:12, archived)
# Some would say
that you might have an obsession...
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:15, archived)
# what a cunt
he ruined what could have been a decent show if it wasn't for his corny jokes and general cuntyness

(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:12, archived)
# are you sure you 'cunt' have done better?
\coat, flying helmet and goggles
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:14, archived)
# it's a raw expression
of rage and cunt hatingness
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:15, archived)
# if you're talking about scrapheap challenge,
then i have to inform you that it is one of my absolute favourite programmes, and he doesn't ruin it at all. In fact, the American version was crap, partly because the presenting wasn't as good.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:16, archived)
# here here...
btw... that 'cunt' you're talking about played kryton in red dwarf.
(professor honky straight fonky, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:18, archived)
# his jokes
make me cringe

but he's enthusiastic, you've gotta give him that
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:18, archived)
# I concur
(Mr. Partyhat, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:19, archived)
# also
a bit true
(don rico, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:22, archived)
# true
and may i say:
excellent shoppin!
(don rico, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:17, archived)
# You can't slag Kryton
!
(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:20, archived)
# bah!
he's a smeg-head!
(Karoma, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:27, archived)
# quick and (literally) shit
(mixtapes, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:12, archived)
# HAHAHA
someone had to do it
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:15, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:12, archived)
# Heh cool
reminds me of a Weebl and Bob I just watched...
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:12, archived)
#
www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/hats.htm
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:18, archived)
# I love Team Laser Explosion.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:20, archived)
# yeah
me too! Actually I've been spazzing Weebls' archives a bit and one of my favourites is the Japanese schoolgirl one... very well pulled off!
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:23, archived)
# This is the bestest Weebl & Bob ever
in the world, part 4


www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/asshat.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:29, archived)
# ^_^
these are getting better and better!
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:13, archived)
# hahaha
funniest one by far!
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:13, archived)
# best one yet!
(i say that to all of these...)
Best one yet!
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:13, archived)
# how much better can they get?
cos each one is better than the last
wo
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:15, archived)
# Fashion or Fusion?
/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:15, archived)
# Arf!
LOL!
Fnarr!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:20, archived)
# Goodnight all
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:11, archived)
# It's... It's... It's... It's... It's...
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:13, archived)
# ARGH!
THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:13, archived)
# AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH
the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear, the fear,
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:14, archived)
#
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:14, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/3069951
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:14, archived)
# *Sniggers*
www.b3ta.com/board/3069961
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:16, archived)
# ahhh!
*looks for peril sensitive 3-d specs*
(Elwood buttering parsnips since, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:19, archived)
# furtiva has landed

more furtiva in my profile.
(teasus likes tea, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:10, archived)
# ah wow
a series,


smashing
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:12, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:10, archived)
# mucho respec'
i like a lot
(Halfcircle, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:11, archived)
# hehehe
first laugh of the day
(m1k3k, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:12, archived)
# she always falls for the lying, deceitful bastards
woo
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:12, archived)
# Yeah! Iron him!
Iron him hard!
(Smudger, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:15, archived)
# They was maid four eech
uvver.
(Smudger, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:14, archived)
# Haha
Fantastic. as always.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:14, archived)
# hehehe
lmao
(Sigma5, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:14, archived)
# an unoriginal idea with a 3D twist
(m1k3k, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:09, archived)
# erm...
goatse?
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:11, archived)
# oh no
no Goatse in my work rest assured
(m1k3k, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:12, archived)
# that is rather woo
:)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:11, archived)
# Pawn Star!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! newg rum n coke, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:11, archived)
# Hardcore Pawns?
The man-oil-rich State of Sexus?

Edit: Dunno what happened there, a word went missing and stuff...
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:13, archived)
# good
werk !
(Sigma5, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:15, archived)
# It's all go!
for and elephant with a lifestyle



OOOoooo bodyform
(Elwood buttering parsnips since, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:07, archived)
# Loving this
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:08, archived)
# he's about to tip the boat if he's not careful
woo
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:09, archived)
# OOohh nice
Here's something a bit good...

www.linkclub.or.jp/~shun-pop/gallery2/SF.html
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:09, archived)
# why is it a redex?
over here?

edit: ow, now it's not... woo!
(don rico, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:10, archived)
# hahaha
haha
(Sigma5, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:15, archived)
# I would watch that if it was a TV show
Mr Snufalupagus P.I.
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:17, archived)
# he may be a bit weird, but he was still his brother

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:07, archived)
# sinister...


Completely unshoped filthy giant rat of the skys, if they were rats they would be as big as st bernards and you could ride arround on them... Took this Just before convinceing my mate to put his head in the filthy brown fish filled sea for cheese, and he did...
We also ate welks which is not happening again...
Just though i'd share my wonderfull day with you fine people.
(bigglestheflyingpoo, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:04, archived)
# It is a lovely day isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:06, archived)
# ahh
only one leg.
(I helped save b3ta! Paper Tiger, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:06, archived)
# your username makes me laugh
far more than it should
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:06, archived)
# where is that? it looks familiar
plenty of those bastards round here so i know what you mean about 'em
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:07, archived)
# Why
do seagulls have a red mark on their beak?
It always makes me think of blood.
(the funky gibbon, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:10, archived)
# lots
of them only have one leg . its becuse all the junk food we leave around makes there urine so acidic it burns them
(lucky8, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:14, archived)
# Those thieving bastards
Never walk down the pier/on the beach/within about 20 miles of the coast with fish 'n' chips - they'll have 'em. Saw it happen again to a poor emmet in Mousehole the other weekend...
(redthing, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:16, archived)
# No reason.
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:03, archived)
# ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
like it.
(mixtapes, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:04, archived)
# that's not real
where is the bridge?
edit: woo!
(don rico, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:05, archived)
# Does it
ward off the vampire that is RealMedia?

Hooray for entries to out-of-date compos?
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:05, archived)
# Naa
The one I did for that particular one was 'RealCoffee'. It's lurking around somewhere...

This one is for no reason at all...
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:09, archived)
# I love garlic best of all the vegetables
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:05, archived)
# your child still not arrived yet?
god, these things take forever
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:08, archived)
# and just like real player, i bet it stinks
woo
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:05, archived)
# arghhhhhh


..and 2003 and 2004 and forever
(falic, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:03, archived)
# ?
(Halfcircle, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:04, archived)
# nope
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:04, archived)
# I stand corrected
my browser was screwed
(Halfcircle, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:06, archived)
# You missed the last 3 planes.
(dublet, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:06, archived)
# i couldn't be arsed
should have cropped it..... then again, I shouldn't have done it as your is better ;-)
(Halfcircle, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:07, archived)
# nargh! he's nekky!
my eyes! the goggles do nothinng!

first to guess the quote wins
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:04, archived)
# I just remember it was the Simpsons
And fucking funny
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:07, archived)
# . . . close enough
you win a nargh:

NARGH!
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:08, archived)
# *lovingly holds nargh*
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm naaaaargh
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:13, archived)
# Heh!
True.
Someone tell him to keep his clothes on, please.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:05, archived)
# Ma bitch is real hot


(finished article)
(Sigma5, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:00, archived)
# hooray for Ghostbusters sponsored condoms
p.s. woo also!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:01, archived)
# mon cherie amour!



woot!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:01, archived)
# a bit nsfw isn't it?
i mean you can see her face!

W/Y/H

Edit: Newsflash - Cherie Arrested for Soliciting
(JcmS, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:01, archived)
# hehehe
well thought out, maybe I should use that as a header :)
(Sigma5, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:05, archived)
# Are those Ghostbusters jonnies?
Woo
(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:01, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/3068279
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:02, archived)
# His bitch is real NOT
But the picture looks great!

/edit: You should make a smaller version of this, I bet it is the stuff FP are made of.
(I helped save b3ta! themaltesebippy uses a sonic screwdriver to remove unsightly hairs, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:02, archived)
# my eyes
double bagger there
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:02, archived)
# Pimping aint easy.
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:04, archived)
# Pimpdog?
Meet pearoast Pimp thunderCat!

Big it up
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:11, archived)
# They get around, don't they?
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:06, archived)
# Suprised...
No-one's said the obligatory "I would" yet...
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:09, archived)
# at last, free range sausages
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 16:56, archived)
# do they deliver themselves too?
woo
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 16:59, archived)
# inevitably.....
how does it smell?
answer courtesy of obvious replies™
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:02, archived)
# alaska
answer courtesy of obvious replies™
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:03, archived)
# ...Jamaica?
...Jakarta?
...
(I helped save b3ta! Jarvichi Yarr!, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:06, archived)
# Go on...Do 'im
(I helped save b3ta! Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 16:56, archived)
# yay!
*rotate*
*prod*
*fall*
"CUNT!"
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 16:57, archived)
# Yay for Jesus
Show that poser who the real deal is!
(I helped save b3ta! themaltesebippy uses a sonic screwdriver to remove unsightly hairs, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 16:59, archived)
# HAHAHA
woo
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 16:59, archived)
# Double + Woo! =
Woo2... U2... Christian Rock fights back and the holy gloves are off!
(microsaulxp, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:02, archived)
# I love that, I do
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:04, archived)
# He had to
'ave it!
(I helped save b3ta! Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:07, archived)
# Where are my manners?
Woo to your pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:08, archived)
# how much longer will kitty last...
... with that NASTY dog?
(falic, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 16:56, archived)
# Run kitty run
run hard
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 16:57, archived)
# My money's on the kitten
being gruesomely devoured, that is
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 16:58, archived)
# Coffee/screen
(JcmS, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:06, archived)
# poor little kitty
:(
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 17:01, archived)

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