I was looking to expand my collection. Hope no one buys it first.
Edit: (hits head with hammer) Ahhh spelling better now.
reminds me.................of that witch doctor off ace ventura 2
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Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:32,
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what is the flaw?can anyone point out what is wrong/photoshopped in this picture?
Cheers all!
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Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:27,
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Cheers all!
I remember a hut like thatI tripped over backwards and fell through the wall. I rekon the gimpy legs on the ninja stance guy are tattyshopped, since no one has legs that shit.
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Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:29,
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the shadows are wrong?or there isn't a snarling dugat waiting for them inside?
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Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:31,
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the man with the shovelunfortunately didn't make it in the shot
neither did the guy faling into the well.
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Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:35,
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neither did the guy faling into the well.
are you gonna tell us?or are you going to make us all keep guessing and then noeone will get it causing a pearoast...
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[DTMX] Fishing hook,
Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:43,
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ahhhh.. low quality photosi lucked out i thought with the shadows
ya - and the cunt in the red is me
friends were getting pissed that i didn't have me in photo's with them
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Fri 16 Jul 2004, 20:02,
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ya - and the cunt in the red is me
friends were getting pissed that i didn't have me in photo's with them
I bloodylove that!
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels,
Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:30,
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That is sooo bloody WOO,i wager they wont ever consider it for a FP. (*I now fear being struck down by the b3ta gods...)
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Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:47,
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thatdoesn't suprise me for some reason
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Plomien is Polish for flame,
Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:24,
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Do you know what time your train gets in next weekend?
supermoore: HUNG,
Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:28,
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yes*consults tickets*
15:17
and I know you weren't talking to me, but we're all on the same train :)
edit: and I've already arranged with Stewart to have him pick me, Lemony, and summat up. :)
(15:17
and I know you weren't talking to me, but we're all on the same train :)
edit: and I've already arranged with Stewart to have him pick me, Lemony, and summat up. :)
Funtastic Pony Magic,
Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:29,
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ooooh, one question... whadda we do with bags?can they be left at the station?
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lemony,
Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:30,
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errmhow bout we talk about this over msn?
( Funtastic Pony Magic,
Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:31,
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well i'm on an open return so i could end up on any trainbut if i can sneak on with the london crowd then it'll be around 3-3.30
( lemony,
Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:29,
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Ooh, stereo!Are you going to have loads of shit with you? In other words, do you need to come back to mine before going into town again?
( supermoore: HUNG,
Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:31,
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your doodles are lovely...and your compression is impressive :)
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eclectech is older but no wiser,
Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:23,
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.....owls are better then swons, swons are visus cunting fucks
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Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:27,
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hehe,lovely stuff, though snails of course would be terrible as ninjas
( Sunshine Elephant,
Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:24,
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new comedy sit comI e mailed this to the bbc but they didn't like the idea. sucks
theme tune can be a remix of the micheal jackson classic - black or white
(maybe a trimmed down version, not remixed, you can't improve on perfection)
Here is the idea:-
a family home with a black family and there is a mum a son and a daughter, but the father is like in jail maybe or just gone. the son is about 20 ish years old and the twist is that one day his white frind who is 22 ish starts seeing his mum and it gets serious, now his friend starts calling him son cos they're maybe married and stuff and the black guy can't stand it and calls his dad/friend honkey and cracker and other racial slurrs about white people but this only makes his friend enjoy it more. the 20 year old black guy should be a little bit like arnold from different strokes and definatley have a catch phrase such as "Get your jive white ass away from me cracker" or something as equelly quoteable. He shouldn't be too much like arnold though because then it might infringe on copywrite and although he's small i bet gary coleman has the best lawyers in town.
the dad who comes back must be played by ian wright and the black kid should be played by gus's brother from eastenders
anyway thanks for reading this and let me know what you think of it either way, even if it is just constructive critisism(which is another way to tell someone that they are rubbish)
thanks again
philip arnold
Get your jive white ass away from me cracker
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Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:16,
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theme tune can be a remix of the micheal jackson classic - black or white
(maybe a trimmed down version, not remixed, you can't improve on perfection)
Here is the idea:-
a family home with a black family and there is a mum a son and a daughter, but the father is like in jail maybe or just gone. the son is about 20 ish years old and the twist is that one day his white frind who is 22 ish starts seeing his mum and it gets serious, now his friend starts calling him son cos they're maybe married and stuff and the black guy can't stand it and calls his dad/friend honkey and cracker and other racial slurrs about white people but this only makes his friend enjoy it more. the 20 year old black guy should be a little bit like arnold from different strokes and definatley have a catch phrase such as "Get your jive white ass away from me cracker" or something as equelly quoteable. He shouldn't be too much like arnold though because then it might infringe on copywrite and although he's small i bet gary coleman has the best lawyers in town.
the dad who comes back must be played by ian wright and the black kid should be played by gus's brother from eastenders
anyway thanks for reading this and let me know what you think of it either way, even if it is just constructive critisism(which is another way to tell someone that they are rubbish)
thanks again
philip arnold
Get your jive white ass away from me cracker
nice idea, good luck.does anyone have the strokes' email? i want to start work on 'the strokes on ice' with someone else, but i think i need their permission first.
( Sunshine Elephant,
Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:18,
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.....If the "Airplane" jive talking duo had a sitcom ?/edit Channel 5 is your friend !
/edit edit Mindpiss
/THRICE THE EDIT ! .....Which black guy dies first ?
Finally.. It all sounds like a vision of Ice Cube writing "Love thy Neighbour"
(/edit edit Mindpiss
/THRICE THE EDIT ! .....Which black guy dies first ?
Finally.. It all sounds like a vision of Ice Cube writing "Love thy Neighbour"
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta.,
Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:18,
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E idea, classic trimmed is, like, gone 20, twist, his, stuff, other more guy little, strokes get ass, or he, lawyers, who, by guss for critisismwhich tell, thanks get away, .According to www.sargant.com/lazy.php
( supermoore: HUNG,
Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:26,
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Damn, I wish I knew you when I was studying Shakespeare in highschool. I would have saved so much time.
(,
Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:33,
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Shiiit...Just lay cool blood...
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:21,
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.are you being serious,
i do really hate it when people say that they aren't racist for that reason, i was just kidding
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Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:25,
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i do really hate it when people say that they aren't racist for that reason, i was just kidding
I'm not not not being unserious.(yeah, right)
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Sexy Picard 2000,
Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:28,
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DOUBLE HA!I can't be either! I have a colored TV!
in all honesty, I hope you are kidding.
(in all honesty, I hope you are kidding.
Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:31,
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"although he's small i bet gary coleman has the best lawyers in town."best part.
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Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:25,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Make up stuff to sell on Ebay"){kind=small}
but you can't have my sexy mac....
i suspect it's been done already; but i couldn't be arsed to trawl through the entries as i'm still at work. grr.
ginmakesamanmean Few and far between,
Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:03,
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COCKLESFor a moment there I thought you meant Apple.
Which would have made just as much sense. ;)
(Which would have made just as much sense. ;)
COCKLES,
Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:05,
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my brain melts at the thoughtof how many zero's on the cheque for either
( ginmakesamanmean Few and far between,
Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:13,
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if you bought ebaythrough an auction
the commission charge on the sale would belong to you.
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Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:16,
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the commission charge on the sale would belong to you.
have sold these IRL!
Just given up drinking 5 days ago, maybe creativity will return with my dignity.
yay!a break from ebay, and spanners.
nothing more i could have asked for.
(nothing more i could have asked for.
Sunshine Elephant,
Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:57,
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well that's what I'll be hummingfor the rest of my natural cocking life
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie,
Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:59,
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funky tune therewhere's it from?
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:01,
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I made itbeen playing with reason lately. it ROCKS.
( crab_bloke),
Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:13,
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IndeedyIt's like fuzzy felt for music :)
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:16,
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what favour?didn't know you owed me a favour...
would have asked for somthing far more interesting
(would have asked for somthing far more interesting
Dave - KneHigHbOb talks,
Fri 16 Jul 2004, 19:02,
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apostophie* pleaseh'is shit
i know its wrong, sue me
(i know its wrong, sue me
Dave - KneHigHbOb talks,
Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:56,
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No.Good try though. I thought about how I could do that then gave up and walked to town and brought an AirFix model tank.
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Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:46,
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i didn't really read that as"wanked in town for an airfix model"
/spends too long on here
(/spends too long on here
Dave - KneHigHbOb talks,
Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:50,
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I can do you three duckworthsfor a tenner
but I'm all out of lynns
(but I'm all out of lynns
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie,
Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:48,
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pine chump...king of all the pine martens...
( eclectech is older but no wiser,
Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:44,
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I hate youbecause I love this and your talent makes mine look like shit.
and on that note: DON'T KILL THREADS THAT PEOPLE ARE CHATTING IN!! Aargh!!! (not for you elec)
(and on that note: DON'T KILL THREADS THAT PEOPLE ARE CHATTING IN!! Aargh!!! (not for you elec)
Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:45,
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waargh!we love you chump manbear and we hope you love us too
( munkt0n,
Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:46,
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Ah, but we KNOWhe loves us too. Oh yes. *jangles guitar*
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DogHorse plop,
Fri 16 Jul 2004, 18:48,
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