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Fact - Flamingos are evil.

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Neth, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 11:57, archived)

Oof!

Nicely done. Woo.

(Small Beer, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 12:00, archived)

They certainly are

'Which bastard stole my other boot?'

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Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 12:20, archived)

What bloody time do you call THIS, then?

_{slow today...}

(Withiel assumes the position!, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 11:55, archived)

Very Woo!

And minor TJ

That Jenifer out of Brooky would sound better with her norks out - Fact!

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Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 11:58, archived)

and rather large norks they are too

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djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 12:02, archived)

Time to

woo!

(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 13:15, archived)

Hehehe...

This made me belly-chuckle. Don't get in the way of an angry indian... http://www.trademe.co.nz/structure/view_member_history.asp?member=30917&page=2

For those of you wondering, Trademe is a New Zealand auction site. With angry punjas.

(brazzin, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 11:54, archived)

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Hankster, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 11:55, archived)

... pardon?

I din't quite hear that

(brazzin, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 11:58, archived)

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Hankster, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 12:00, archived)

Oh that's what you meant

dick

(brazzin, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 12:27, archived)

quick & dirty

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thegoose, quietly backs out of the room hoping no one noticed, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 11:43, archived)

Will he come back?

(Small Beer, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 11:46, archived)

save him!

*throws rubber ring*

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Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 11:47, archived)

hey!

that was tied to my foo....aaaargh!

*splash!*

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 11:52, archived)

Wow!

I'm the 1000th person to post this paintmash pun.

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Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 11:37, archived)

Argghh!

The punnage burns.

(Xybex, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 11:52, archived)

hehehe

... I don't get it...

(brazzin, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 12:02, archived)

Gaddaffy...

...Duck ?

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Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 12:51, archived)

sorry

if this has been posted before, seemed a bit obvious to me :o
big

(greensmith what!? what!?, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 11:08, archived)

That's good

and a bit Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Woo.

(Small Beer, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 11:11, archived)

...got an award for

the fjords on Norway don't you know

/slartibartfast

woo for the pic too

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 11:42, archived)

How in jehova's name

do you play this?

*confuzzled*

edit: thanks

edit edit: just got 65

edit edit edit: yay! 135!

(Sweep, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 11:04, archived)

you have to go onto the square

and avoid the blue ball things

(not_real had his name thieved, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 11:05, archived)

arrow keys to

move the big dot to collect the box. avoid the little dots.

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 11:06, archived)

use cursor keys

to move large black ball onto square without touching little blue balls. repeat.

130

(Frugle, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 11:06, archived)

ahahahahaha

(Sweep, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 11:14, archived)

you have to make the big circle go into the square

an then another square appears an for you to jump into, but you cant touch the lil blue balls, where in the blue frig did you find that?!!
Kisses
Lord Doctor Princess Superman

(carpediem, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 11:08, archived)

Newsletter

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Hankster, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 11:15, archived)

'Ning all

Anyone there?

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loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 10:58, archived)

I think someones

here, But im unsure.

(Shadowman, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 10:59, archived)

I haven't posted this before

because its crap.

But not as crap as this thread, so have a dyslexic junkie:

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thegoose, quietly backs out of the room hoping no one noticed, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 11:07, archived)

Bloody Hell

That looks like a tiny swan.

(Shadowman, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 11:11, archived)

no, the pun is

'look, he's main-lining cormorant'

that may not be it, I've forgotten now

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thegoose, quietly backs out of the room hoping no one noticed, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 11:13, archived)

comorant.....swan....*rases eyebrow*

(Shadowman, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 11:14, archived)

well its some sort of large bird

with aquatic connections........

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thegoose, quietly backs out of the room hoping no one noticed, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 11:15, archived)

is there a

'great crested smack'

maybe?

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thegoose, quietly backs out of the room hoping no one noticed, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 11:16, archived)

I do

belive so young sir.

(Shadowman, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 11:18, archived)

A heron habit is a terrible thing.

(Xybex, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 11:33, archived)

aha,

that be ~~the~~ teh one

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thegoose, quietly backs out of the room hoping no one noticed, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 11:35, archived)

not that my eyesight's all that

..but he looks like he's shooting up herring

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techierob, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 12:00, archived)

Im here

but noone knows me!
Kisses
Lord Doctor Princess Superman

(carpediem, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 11:12, archived)

Dont worry

Ive been here roughly a year and no one knows me.

(Shadowman, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 11:19, archived)

yes

how goes it?

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applehead herp derp, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 10:59, archived)

yes?

can you delete this thread now?

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 11:00, archived)

Yes. But it is quiet.

Too quiet.

*looks around tremously*

(Small Beer, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 11:01, archived)

yes

OR AM I? Yes. i am.

(1, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 11:01, archived)

YES

but not for much longer

(Icouldsleepforever, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 11:04, archived)

They'll all

be waking up soon....

oh shit

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loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 11:06, archived)

my pearoast

which pushes another into oblivion...

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beaubodor blogless, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 10:46, archived)

Nize werk.

Made me laugh.

TJ: What do you think of this whole Google-Picasa-Blogger thing?

(Small Beer, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 10:50, archived)

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Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 10:40, archived)

hahaha

never take away our gallery indeed

(Icouldsleepforever, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 11:06, archived)

Co operative Paintmash project

Hi,

I've seen a few of the co-operative paintmash projects
such as the Hotel and the Motel, paintmash tennis. Also

been looking at other cooperative artish things online for

ideas.

I was thinking of doing a fractal paintmash. The idea been

you start with one image that has hot links on a number of

details, click on them to go down to a more 'detailed'

paintmash of that item or area.

eg zooming in on a pc screen might show, a few named icons

taht are clickable and a picture of a house with windows

that are clickable.

Using flash I can re-incorperate details up through the

levels so the paint mashed additions also show up as tiny

adjustments...

Ill add a link to the flash after ive got the first level

assembled.

Is anyone interested?

If so here is the start image I'm using, okay its a pretty

boring picture at the moment, but I'm sure with input from

B3tans it can be improved.

As editor and I'll be hosting the finished flash , the following are 'guidelines':
1) Image size should be 400 x 300
2) Animation in gif form are permited as long as they aint bigger than 100k
3) NO CDC, goatse, babs, munter, svenno or excessive gore.
4) Brain, kittens, tastefully naked women and other memes and bandwagons ARE permited.
5) Some reasonable quality level is required, I will reject anything which is totally crappy or too obscene or too purile.

Moderately SFW is perferable, although if someone does something really good that isnt it might get included....

Ideally i want about 8 or 10 hotspots on the first image and then it can drop down to 3 or so on other layers.

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Lanc has already reserved the wonder woman postcard
Harris Haggis has reserved the Camera
LordGert reserves the Haworthia plant

(cactiphile, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 10:26, archived)

'NO CDC, goatse, babs, munter, svenno or excessive gore'

I will reject anything which is totally crappy or too obscene or too purile.

Where's the fun in that?

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The Togaboy The world will end on, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 10:30, archived)

Quiet in front

*Throws pop-corn* ;)

Nothing wrong with trying to make something thats SFW and of reasonable quality is there?

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 10:34, archived)

It will be both SFW

and SWF.

It took me ages to think of that.

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Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 10:35, archived)

Too obscene or purile???

Do you pay attention to this forum?

Purility (sp?) is its stock-in-trade!!

good idea, though. Not sure I've got an active enough right brain, though.

(Freegan Bikefascist, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 10:33, archived)

what's a cdc

(1, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 10:38, archived)

and that's a photo so it's not a real paintmash

(1, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 10:39, archived)

and what's the point in banning memes?

don't go all worth1000 on us

(1, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 10:40, archived)

and why is One replying to himself instead of editing

(1, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 10:40, archived)

because you're an idiot

(1, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 10:41, archived)

I think we all agree with that

/legs it

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dotmund .co.uk, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 10:41, archived)

ahahhahahaa

break the chain!!!

(Lord Gibbon, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 10:42, archived)

you will

never break the chain

/fleetwood mac

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applehead herp derp, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 10:43, archived)

hmmm...

*watches 1980s GP videos*

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dotmund .co.uk, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 10:53, archived)

sorry if u misread

Im not banning memes the rest of the memes are fine,
I just wanted to not have the specific ones
of cdc, goatse, and the two fat birds on there.

and I started out with a photo as that was the best way to get lots of good clickable items in.

when the new images are put in the start pphoto will be modified to match the adjustments, b4 u zoom in.

oh and harris had the camera (lost a couple of bytes there)

(cactiphile, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 10:59, archived)

you really don't know what a cdc is?

you? of all people? you?!?!
crudely drawn cock

(Lord Gibbon, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 10:40, archived)

I think you'll find

thata CDC is the Christian Drinking Club

(P-nut Obsessive Compulsive Green Day Disorder..., Sat 17 Jul 2004, 17:49, archived)

Emm

yep thats the fellows, they get pissed out of their minds then draw crduely drawn cocks everywhere...

(cactiphile, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 19:08, archived)

two world wars and one world cup etc etc

(Freegan Bikefascist, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 10:25, archived)

And hurrah too!

This is great. I bet he has a velly English accent.

(Small Beer, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 10:35, archived)

I like that

But I cannot help but feel lasers would greatly improve it.

"TELL US ENEMY OF THE FAZZERLAND!"
*lasers*

Like so.

Ah, woo yay anyway.

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Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 10:38, archived)

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Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 10:20, archived)

hahahahahahaha

(Icouldsleepforever, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 10:21, archived)

That

took me a sec to get . must be the mysterious hangover brought to me by a mysterious chicken.
woo

(mitch, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 10:24, archived)

Would you care to enlighten me?

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Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 10:38, archived)

RAID

kills insects etc.

DEAD

(Frugle, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 11:02, archived)

Subtle

yet effective. That gets an early morning woo

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FoldsFive, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 10:25, archived)

'ning!

(TmsT, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 10:00, archived)

Hahahahahaha!

That raised a smile

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FoldsFive, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 10:05, archived)

I think you just summed the film up

arf

(Icouldsleepforever, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 10:21, archived)

have some

woo and yay

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 11:46, archived)

An new animal I found in the woods!!!

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endoZoon, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 9:50, archived)

Stick in the zoo..

woo!

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FoldsFive, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 10:06, archived)

Oooh. But TJ.

Hey, I swear somebody round here made the "Stella Artois: makes you talk shite, then fall over! Reassuringly Twatted" image. It's been put up in the window of my local newsagent. Hoorah for your claim to fame! I'll try and photograph it sometime.

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Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 10:18, archived)

I prefer Special Brew, meself.

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FoldsFive, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 10:23, archived)

Arf.

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None, it should be open when she brings it to you.

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Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 10:29, archived)

New Olympic Sports

The Extreme Smoking Triathlon

smoking when pregnant can harm your baby and make you smell of FAGS

big in size

morning all

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dotmund .co.uk, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 9:45, archived)

hehe

nice!

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amaryllis, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 9:46, archived)

Thats brilliant

have both a woo and a yay

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FoldsFive, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 9:46, archived)

haha

thats great. and i would probably pay to watch it.
Woo!

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 9:48, archived)

bravo

that is most woo painting

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Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 9:51, archived)

Brillant

woo indeed

(Icouldsleepforever, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 10:04, archived)

thats great!

*lights fag*

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calihal, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 10:45, archived)

lovely stuff

as per usual..

did you ever get in touch with innocent drinks ?

I think their Fruitstock music festival is coming up soon - your stuff would have been good for the advertising - anyway that's what I think..

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beaubodor blogless, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 10:38, archived)

morning! this one is especially for those of you that may still be drunk :D

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amaryllis, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 9:39, archived)

BOIOIOIOIOINNNNNNNG!

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friendlyfire, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 9:40, archived)

haha

that's a lovely woo indeed!

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amaryllis, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 9:40, archived)

Funnily enough I didn't feel drunk

but now suddenly do

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FoldsFive, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 9:41, archived)

Heheheh,

*falls off chair*

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Neth, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 9:42, archived)

yay for hangovers!

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 9:55, archived)

*pukes*

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Hankster, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 10:30, archived)

Would it be nerdy and pretentious

to ask what that piece of music is?

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Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 10:31, archived)

erm, sorry...

i really have no idea - i "borrowed" it from the internet...

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amaryllis, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 10:47, archived)

heh!

morning!
thats all bouncey, you loon!

w_{0^{0_{0^{0_{0^{0_0^0₀}}}}}}

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calihal, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 10:49, archived)

'ning. Have a badly-animated Doll O' Evil.

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Neth, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 9:35, archived)

My god

that is terrifying

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FoldsFive, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 9:36, archived)

argh!

don't let it near me...

woo!

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amaryllis, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 9:39, archived)

Creepy

Woo!

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djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 9:42, archived)

ning

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 9:57, archived)

awww

sweet

(Icouldsleepforever, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 10:01, archived)

woo

evil.

(cactiphile, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 11:10, archived)

'Ning all..

Pea-roast before I settle down for the day!

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FoldsFive, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 9:24, archived)

ahahahahahahaha

(1, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 9:29, archived)

Pffft!

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Neth, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 9:36, archived)

the irony..woo

(Icouldsleepforever, Sat 17 Jul 2004, 10:01, archived)

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