total tw.. but. pah... 100 posts!!!
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EDIT: WOO FOR B3TAPIX!
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:56,
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blatant advertisement
EDIT: WOO FOR B3TAPIX!
I´m posting this
just because I need only one more to make to the 1500th
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:57,
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he's not even around!
you weirdo.
you should come from NY to Manchester for the bash.
make your parents pay for it.
edit: that's hilarious by the way
*is relieved he stopped shopping me*
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:59,
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you should come from NY to Manchester for the bash.
make your parents pay for it.
edit: that's hilarious by the way
*is relieved he stopped shopping me*
no
just stopped posting them.
those are special ones just for me.
[whips up a quick one to creep you out]
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 1:01,
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those are special ones just for me.
[whips up a quick one to creep you out]
*shudders*
luckily I have no new cleavage shots.
edit: actually, I've got a fantastic picture of me in a yellow dress, but you aren't having that one.
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 1:02,
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edit: actually, I've got a fantastic picture of me in a yellow dress, but you aren't having that one.
Is it an eyeball puppet
or an eyeball with an antenna?
Either way I want one.
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:56,
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Either way I want one.
One more for the gay hall of fame?
He'll kill me for posting this, but what the hey?
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:50,
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He'll kill me for posting this, but what the hey?
complete?
looks like he's smoked a bit already.
EDIT: WOO! 200 Posts!
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:51,
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EDIT: WOO! 200 Posts!
..
firstly.. that dosen't look like a fag..
secondly.. if it's being smoknedidified then it's incomplete :P
EDIT: unless you're referring to the bloke
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:51,
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secondly.. if it's being smoknedidified then it's incomplete :P
EDIT: unless you're referring to the bloke
hehe
Lovely stuff. Using the force to make the lollipop sign stand up, eh?
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:49,
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NO PLAYING BALL IN THE HOUSE
wyh as usual
edit* you do juggle don't you, Sheep?
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:57,
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wyh as usual
edit* you do juggle don't you, Sheep?
Did you know you can fit a lightblub in your mouth,
but you can't get it back out again?
I can't remember where I heard that from, but I could be from on the board sometime...
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:48,
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I can't remember where I heard that from, but I could be from on the board sometime...
I'll give you £10 to try
so long as you promise not to sue for any damages
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:52,
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if i had a spare bulb around here
i would do it
edit: would you pay it by paypal?
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:52,
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edit: would you pay it by paypal?
lemme see if i can dig out a bulb
and then i will set up my quickcam
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:55,
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I shall prove this theory
is not true by the aid of my webcam which I shall do for free! Muahah!
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:56,
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i thank you sir.
draco at mountaincable dot net is my paypal address
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 1:06,
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All right class, settle down... settle down...
I'm your new teacher this year.
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:44,
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dancer people
the blank one is a template so you can make your own dancer - if you so desire :)
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:41,
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the blank one is a template so you can make your own dancer - if you so desire :)
hah!
guys check it out, I found something insanely crazy by mistake!
www.g00gl3.com/
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:39,
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www.g00gl3.com/
it looks like the pigeon equivilent of the red arrows
has bombed it
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:24,
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Thats not mine, I promise!
My walls are painted light pink (don't ask)
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:25,
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mesmerising was not the first word that sprang to my mind
Is it '70s chic? Or maybe '70s original
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:26,
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Is it '70s chic? Or maybe '70s original
Indeed...
I'll leave it to you to decide how much is actually 'shopped =P
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:24,
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the wallpapers shopped
no real thing can be that mesmerising.
anyway. theres no bridge, shark or helicopter, the wallpaper can't be real.
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:28,
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anyway. theres no bridge, shark or helicopter, the wallpaper can't be real.
So were all decided on the fact*
that they are owls now?
*may not be a fact
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:38,
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*may not be a fact
Prove it..
www.snackfoam.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/gaytest1.html
/SHAMELESS PEAROAST
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:23,
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/SHAMELESS PEAROAST
Ya look like a pair of right woolly-woofters* to me!
*Bummers, cocoa-shunters, uphill gardeners, donut punchers, batty boys, queers, homo's, fags, bum-bandits, turd ticklers, knob jockeys, poofters and/or benders.
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:26,
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Well it IS gay shift I suppose....
... overwhelming stench of gayness clogging up the gaydar, causing a big gay explosion of gay all over the place and making all the gays tut at how unorganised it is.
Then they run off and bum each other senseless.
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:30,
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Then they run off and bum each other senseless.
They were dishing out pamphlets about it at the doctors.
So there you go.
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:35,
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fucking hetrophobes,
so certian that just because they're gay EVERYONE is at least bi, unable to understand that some folk are actually straight.
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:32,
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Oh don't worry...
...I understand perfectly. I hate people like that. Especially the one off big brother who says he only goes for straight guys...what a tosser
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:35,
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"bum each other sensless"
.. not an image I wanted in my mind.. ever
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:34,
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i made that reference
as a similie last night, mindpiss or plagurism?
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:43,
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i'm thinking mindpiss.
cuase i don't think i was on last night.. but i did let my plagurism-bot play around..
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:50,
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So what else did you think they did?
Knitting?
Close harmony singing?
Macrame(sp)?
No!
Botters like botting bots.
Plain as a bulgarian pin-up.
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:38,
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Close harmony singing?
Macrame(sp)?
No!
Botters like botting bots.
Plain as a bulgarian pin-up.
You know, I have no real idea.
I think it's like knitting with jaggedy knotted string or something. It's a very 70's house wife thing, or so I've been lead to believe.
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:42,
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its tying a bunch of
knots into some string until it becomes a plant pot holder
/has done every craft activity ever
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:49,
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/has done every craft activity ever
Even stuff with Fimo?
Did you make a Fimo badly drawn comedy cock?
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:55,
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Sounds like the kinda thing a pair of gay might do.....
... when they were not inserting their engourged penises into each others' rectal passages or kissing each others' willies that is.
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:48,
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others'
It may be gay shift. I may be pissed. But I'm still a pedant.
Edit: Actually, I'm not sure that is correct grammer at all. I shall invoke the beer defence.
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:50,
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Edit: Actually, I'm not sure that is correct grammer at all. I shall invoke the beer defence.
Chocolate chumney sweeps.
arse bandits, rimmers of the dung funnel, cock smokers, etc, etc.
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:33,
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Well, that may be because we are...
...all except uphill gardners that is. Never had much of a green thumb =P
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:28,
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this is no lie
a mate of mine used to work in a confectioners factory, packing fudge
the laughs we had at his expense. well, until he topped himself
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:33,
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the laughs we had at his expense. well, until he topped himself
If you left the original for b3tans to photoshop it
chances are that the results would still be aproximately the same.
Maybe with added Quo here and there.
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:32,
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Maybe with added Quo here and there.
just realised,
adam has brown eyes, you imposter
{edit: i did NOT mean i've seen his brown eye}
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:41,
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{edit: i did NOT mean i've seen his brown eye}
Well, normally I have brown eyes
but I'm wearing lenses here, cause I couldn't be arsed to potch about with glasses
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:44,
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this must HAVE BEEN a record..
for the longest one post has stayed at the top of the page..
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:37,
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hah hah hah hah
he's got that
"WHY AM I SO AWKWARD!?!?" face.
that or he's just been refused a rimming.
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:16,
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"WHY AM I SO AWKWARD!?!?" face.
that or he's just been refused a rimming.
hehe cool!
there was a moth in my room just now. it was fucking huge
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:18,
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yesterday was flying ant day
i was practically breathing the buggers in in my room
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:20,
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we
were squishing 'em left, right and centre at a bbq yesterday
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:22,
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Okay it should work now......hopefully
This is a comic i drew
during an all night study session. I'm the guy with the beard, dave is my old flatmate.
THE ADVENTURES OF HARDCORE DAVE...AND SOMETIMES MARV
all in paint, no less
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:11,
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This is a comic i drew
during an all night study session. I'm the guy with the beard, dave is my old flatmate.
THE ADVENTURES OF HARDCORE DAVE...AND SOMETIMES MARV
all in paint, no less
I see a red ex
from the description above, it could be I am the lucky one
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:14,
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Gay Shift goes on all night till we're too pissed (drunk) to post anymore
- no time limit for posting
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:12,
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no,
be glad you weren't here for the initiation
*walks funny to the kitchen*
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:17,
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*walks funny to the kitchen*
ah, the gays.
today i made a shirt with a stylized image of myself on it.
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:10,
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Ummm, not what I was going for...
...but they look identical, I think, so well done =S
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:06,
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evil romulan type
you can tell from the over-arched eyebrows and the drainpipe shoulders - i bet he's plotting to kidnap a regular member of the cast too!
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:06,
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Yay!
But don't worry, something tells me Picard & co will be just fine...
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:06,
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fucking trekkies..
www.trekkie-lord.tk
edit: sadly. I helped make this site (intentionally AWFUL) as an elaborate prank on the said lewis
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:10,
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edit: sadly. I helped make this site (intentionally AWFUL) as an elaborate prank on the said lewis
THEEEEEEEEEEEEEERREEEEES
KLINGONS ON THE STARBOARD BOW STARBOARD BOW STARBOARD BOW....
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:12,
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you've just got to use the word "gig," eh?
you fancy you're pretty cool, huh?
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:08,
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you've just got to use the word "fancy", eh?
you reckon you're english, huh?
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:11,
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it's slightly fadey
but overall very boss.
and i suppose i could make you one, but i wouldn't be able to get it to you. i suppose i could mail it, but the mail is so passe.
on the back it says "tom is great."
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:14,
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and i suppose i could make you one, but i wouldn't be able to get it to you. i suppose i could mail it, but the mail is so passe.
on the back it says "tom is great."
that is SO cool
mail it to me, it's my birthday on wednesday. You could always mail it to my address in California for $$$ sake, and it'll eventually find it's way over here. I might be going home soon anyway so I could pick it up. I'd wear it all the time.
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:16,
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i don't know if i can send it, babe.
but i'm wearing mine right now.
this is the front design (same colors and everything), it just looks a little faded on the shirt, so it's a little more subtle than that.
because i had to transfer it to the shirt and draw it in with a 25 cent t-shirt pastel kit that i got from a yard sale.
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:24,
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this is the front design (same colors and everything), it just looks a little faded on the shirt, so it's a little more subtle than that.
because i had to transfer it to the shirt and draw it in with a 25 cent t-shirt pastel kit that i got from a yard sale.
hahaha
well send me one to california for my birthday.
it would be sweet.
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:25,
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it would be sweet.
come here and get it.
plus, i don't have any more shirts.
also, the shirt itself is kind of crappy.
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:30,
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plus, i don't have any more shirts.
also, the shirt itself is kind of crappy.
i'm very sorry!
i'll make something else for you that i can send you digitally.
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:34,
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woooooah
excellent multi link link. you rock.
and very excellent images!
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:15,
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and very excellent images!
have the first episode of 'Space 2222'
which may or may not be carried on...
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:01,
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theres something
inherently evil about all rabbits, your just confirming my suspicions.
Yaypla
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:04,
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Yaypla
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/Recovers
/Looks again
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:04,
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/Recovers
/Looks again
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