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# Merry Christmas Everyone.


Click for flashy. Dead good.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 13:31, archived)
# aceness
:)
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 13:33, archived)
# Why
Thankyou.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 13:41, archived)
# that's
brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 14:25, archived)
# Merry Christmas
Not Christmassy, but it was made on the graphics tablet my lovely boyfriend bought me as a present
(Picotee, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 13:27, archived)
# hehe
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 13:33, archived)
# double woo
to the 2 anims above..°)
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Sat 25 Dec 2004, 13:52, archived)
# Why's it flying backwards?
Is this some new super-breed like the sharks in Deep Blue Sea?


They're going to kill us all aren't they?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 15:02, archived)
#


EDIT: oh sorry, I'm supposed to say something like - happy watermeloning christmas you bunch of badger watermeloning cranberry dodging greasy gap-toothed gypsy happy baby orangutans!
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 13:11, archived)
# s'lullypie!
:D
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 13:15, archived)
# Oi!
I resemble that statement! Merry cranberrying xmas :-D
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 13:41, archived)
# How
Nice
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 13:41, archived)
# Many a grand evening
was spent singing to Ronnie Corbett.

Oh! And laughing at him a bit, too.
(ProduceMonkey, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 13:01, archived)
# well,
that made me laugh!....lots!!

perhaps you should animate him, tapdancing perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 14:28, archived)
# Unashamed roasting of peas from yesterday...


..Coz i love you all!

And now im off to work!

Oh yeah! ...'Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Jaffacake, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 12:58, archived)
# I got told off at work
for looking at b3ta. c*u*n*t*s. this is for all the nice people out there (except the french, obviously)

HAPPY CHRISTMAS
(minimeuk, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 12:18, archived)
# obviously.
cough. threadwaste. cough.
(I helped save b3ta! siredsmithjr, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 12:23, archived)
#
cough. We set up the talk board so people have a place to talk about whatever they like and not worry about intolerant people shouting silly things like, "THREADWASTE" at them.

This doesn't mean that conversation is banned from the main board, but you might just find that the talk board moves at a slower pace and is a nicer place to chat. cough.
(1, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 12:36, archived)
# are you trying to say
that the thread in question is un-threadwastery? I wasn't being intolerant, simply fair.
(I helped save b3ta! siredsmithjr, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 12:58, archived)
# Stop arguing children
you both have a point.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 25 Dec 2004, 14:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 12:29, archived)
# how exactly are they being one?
(1, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 12:35, archived)
# they're not
it's just good advice for life in general, that we all must heed.
(Slurpy The Frog, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 12:43, archived)
# ratte might be french
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 12:45, archived)
# HE said the word first!
That's what I was talking about.

Plus the Spaniard has the right of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 12:54, archived)
# no offfence as usual

edit/ spéciale dedicasse à minimeuk (cnut!)
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Sat 25 Dec 2004, 13:42, archived)
# Teh seamless
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 12:02, archived)
# Jesus D Beattie!
Merry Christmas Mr Prunes :)

Monkey Beer with lunch today?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 12:07, archived)
# Indeed
Xmas turkey and a cool refreshing can of Monkey Beer.
(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 12:20, archived)
# Merry christmas too
lots and lots of Monkey Beer. Cool, clean, crisp Monkey Beer.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 13:07, archived)
# Happy Christmas. Prunes!
*still hoping for a pinchy moustache


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 12:37, archived)
# haven't you pulled a cracker yet?
*cue obvious comment*

I'm totally knackered. I just walked for hours on the beach.

Probably have sunstroke too.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 12:42, archived)
# Merry Christmas to you too
I'd better get a pinchy moustache.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 13:06, archived)
# trallalala


I said this in the talk board, but i'll say it here, too:

There is something missing from the front page, above the WebLog, what is it?

it's annoying me now :(
(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 11:52, archived)
# The question of the week isnt there
and have a brew to cheer up
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 11:54, archived)
# aaaaaaaahhhhhhh
why not? :(
(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 11:54, archived)
# Stolen.
by wolves.
(1, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 12:08, archived)
# Pfft! Very good.
You're not missing the Question Of The Week are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 12:21, archived)
# The only vaguely useful and decentish present i got
was a set of whiteboard markers (how sad is that?) because I could put them to good use.
Only they don't wipe off.
You cant even scrape it off with a knife.

update: AHAHAHAHA! The green pen in the set, which stopped working after 2 lines of use, actually does a better job of cleaning the marks off than the bloody "white board eraser" spray that came with it!
update2: the green pen has started working again now, and it's just aas bad as the others. watermelon.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 11:41, archived)
# Lighter fluid might shift it.
and if not, you can set fire to the whiteboard. Last year i got a big coat hanger type thing that you can put 4 pairs of pants on. That has to be the most un-used present i have ever received.
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 11:48, archived)
# Hehe, sounds useful by this years standards
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 11:50, archived)
# hair spray
will remove anything.
(ProduceMonkey, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 12:02, archived)
# I've tried watermeloning oven cleaner, and heavy duty stuff you're only meant to handle whilst wearing goggles and gloves.
no luck yet.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 12:03, archived)
# Needs to be something solvent based to shift it
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 12:04, archived)
# super glue?
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 12:05, archived)
# sod it
i'll just throw the desk the whiteboard is attached to away.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 12:05, archived)
# Meat?








[chemistry never floated my boat at school. does it show?]
(ProduceMonkey, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 12:06, archived)
# LIQUID NITROGEN.
(1, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 12:52, archived)
# Well - at least you got some presents.
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 11:50, archived)
# i got drunk
a least i got something°)
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Sat 25 Dec 2004, 11:52, archived)
# I got a toilet bag
and drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 11:53, archived)
# I didnt even get drunk.
This year is doing everything it can to finish me off and make me feel like the most pathetic human imaginable, before it gives way to the new one.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 11:55, archived)
# the best bit of the day (so far)
has been doing last night's washing up.
(ProduceMonkey, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 12:03, archived)
# I've just receive a big plate of mince pies
and underneath it was a watermeloning humungous cheque!

(the cheque is all greasy, tsk, the narna)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 12:10, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 12:10, archived)
# hahaha
i got pornographic origami
(Slurpy The Frog, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 12:40, archived)
# Merry Christmas all!

(once_upon_a_time, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 11:08, archived)
# Festive
Felicitations !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 11:14, archived)
# splendid
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 11:16, archived)
# ning !
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 11:26, archived)
# And Nobody
Said
Woo, Yay or Hoopla.
Bastards.
I love your mouse.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 18:03, archived)
# The Dairy Godmother
wishes you a happy christmas

(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Sat 25 Dec 2004, 11:26, archived)
# Merry Christmas everybody :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dogme, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 11:34, archived)
# Yay
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 11:40, archived)
# were r teh uplaod EPG pr0n?
(Roland Deschain, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 11:07, archived)
# Mmmmmmmm epeleptic pervy garnnies
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 11:07, archived)
# Enormous Polish Gimps
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 11:11, archived)
# Enigmatic
Pretentious Geniuses
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 11:14, archived)
# you called?
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 11:17, archived)
# Your all
festive
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 10:56, archived)
# worst year for presents
EVER!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 11:07, archived)
# I second this.
But the one present i did get is fantastic. A book about John Peel.
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 11:10, archived)
# this was the year my entire family gave up and finally admited
"I don't have a clue what to get you"
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 11:18, archived)
# The man who has everyting huh?
Should have asked for More Dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 11:22, archived)
# I recomend
an isolated oxigen tent for the man who has everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 11:37, archived)
# Bah...
I don't know what I've got yet but I got my Mum a subscription to 'Cross Stitcher' Magazine. They've changed the rules so now it's eat first then presents later...

Also, I have pains in my kidneys. Rubbish so far, I'm off to play Half-Life 2.
(Throweron Thwarting wicked name thieves since, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 11:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Firestarter.
Pearoast for the comp.
Toddler twins' miraculous Keith Flint impression. (2.4MB WMV download).



Apologies for repost. However, may pearoast like crazy until the Oscar.

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 10:50, archived)
# Hurrah !
Carols
Sing Along Everybody !

(I love Snopes at Christmas)
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 10:55, archived)
# marvellous!
well worth the download - love that tune!
(and the eyes!!!)
(I helped save b3ta! 4 x 4 Chilli Phil, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 11:27, archived)
# What lovely little puddings.
pity about the music.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 25 Dec 2004, 14:11, archived)
# Hahaha
I love this!
(ol1v3r, Thu 30 Dec 2004, 3:12, archived)
# Err...
How nice... If not a bit eerie.
(I helped save b3ta! CTVadim Eeeeasing back into it., Sat 1 Jan 2005, 1:53, archived)
# See below

I agree
(Jenovaschild, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 10:50, archived)
# It's here!
Now to get pissed :)

(I helped save b3ta! iwannabeabonobo has been buying lots of gadgets this weekend, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 10:42, archived)
# Hurrah !
Pissed.
I always knew that was what I was getting for christmas.
Pub opens in just over an hour.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 10:43, archived)
# got pissed last night, at midnight.
and now i'm feeling quite blargh.
(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 10:47, archived)
# Voltarol
prevents hangovers.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 10:48, archived)
# i don't have a hanhgover
i never do, but i just feel tired and achey.

Probably because i slept on an uncomfy setee all night.
(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 10:52, archived)
# Ning ! And a Merry Christmas Everyone !
That's Dinner Sorted !

/edit: Alternatively !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 10:31, archived)
# didn't
molesth fearnly whatsisname
do something like that the other night?
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 10:39, archived)
# Apparently so.
I missed it though,
I was probably in the pub.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 10:41, archived)
# Reminds me of the turducken
fnar fnar
(Roland Deschain, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 10:39, archived)
# That's the
Girlie
version.
Only three birds
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 10:42, archived)
# figures
(Roland Deschain, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 10:44, archived)
# I might try
The Elephant Stew
Next Year.
*Starts planning*
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 10:47, archived)
# i'll be rocking around the christmas tree

so hungover
(I helped save b3ta! gazz, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 10:00, archived)
# That's Fred West
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 25 Dec 2004, 10:13, archived)

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