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My ex-husband

just returned from reading a paper at Cambridge. He brought me a jar of "lemon curd".

What do I do with it?

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Artamnesia, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:31, archived)

send it to me!

or spread it on toast... lovely

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lemony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:32, archived)

I think I'll try that

can't be far from marmalade...

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Artamnesia, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:37, archived)

You could blow it up.

That'd be quite funny.

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The Togaboy The world will end on, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:44, archived)

haha

this i like

(meercat, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 6:00, archived)

hmmm

^^This^^

(ls25 oooh looky here!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 8:31, archived)

Smear it all over his car

And then throw moths at it.

Edit: Hang on... Do you mean your ex husband or the Lemon Curd?

Edit2: Was it the daily mirror?

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:32, archived)

Put it on toast.

Or make a lemon merangue(sic).
Or throw it at an elephant at the zoo.

(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:34, archived)

What does that "(sic)" mean?

I often see it and can never work it out.

It's something to do with "intentional" isn't it?

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:38, archived)

Spelling
In-
Correct.

(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:40, archived)

Surely

That would just be (si)

Ok, thanks.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:42, archived)

it doesn't stand for anything

It's from a Latin word.

EDIT: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sic

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Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:45, archived)

What word?

Am I being a little too inquisitive?

Edit: Right, thanks again.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:46, archived)

Sic transit gloria mundi

as they say.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 6:41, archived)

Spelt Incorrectly.

The person has spelt it like that for a reason.

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:41, archived)

The best I could come up with was

"Said in context". But in so many texts, it just didn't work. It did for some though.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:43, archived)

more or less

used to indicate that the "misspelling" is actually how it is inteded to be spelled. often used in referencing to indicate that the author knows that something is incorrect, and wasn't the one who made the mistake.
edit - I don't think it's limited to spelling mistakes, they are just far more common than grammatical mistakes.

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Or is it?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:41, archived)

Exellant (sic)

Thanks.

Ahem... was that ^ a little to predictable?

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:42, archived)

It's used in quotations

to indicate that this is what the person actually said/wrote, but the writer knows it's wrong and is using the (sic) to basically say "Fuck off you pedants, I know this is wrong, but the dumbass used it and I have to because it's a quote. So stick your whining letters of correction up your excessively tight sphincters."

(Tetsuo, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 6:37, archived)

plunge a banana in it.

that's what it sounds like to fuck your mum.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:37, archived)

Because...

why?

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Artamnesia, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:38, archived)

i wish i knew.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:42, archived)

I wish you were asleep

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:44, archived)

well you'd know

welsher

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lemony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:38, archived)

could be worse,

could be english.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:43, archived)

god you're playing some shit

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lemony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:53, archived)

i went to do the washing up

and left it on random.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:55, archived)

bull

i bet this is your 25 most played

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lemony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:56, archived)

I believe him

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Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:58, archived)

the flying burritos brothers!

god.
maybe it is.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 6:02, archived)

Put it on toast.

Or in a sandwich with Peanut Butter.

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:38, archived)

perhaps get a lime shiite and watch them battle?

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Or is it?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:39, archived)

even at this time of night

i still laughed at that

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lemony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:43, archived)

then my job is done.

I was just going to lurk for a little and then go to bed, but I couldn't resist a pun that bad

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Or is it?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:44, archived)

The Truth About Japan

I hope this's not been posted yet. I've just spent all evening reading these alarming, yet warmly funny tales from an American English teacher working in Japan. I am so afraid right now. Afraid of Japan. So of course I feel the need to spread the fear.

(BlurOfSerenity, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:18, archived)

Too many words.

And it probably features natto.
Which frightens mme.

I fuckjing hate natto. It smells like the devils arse.

(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:22, archived)

What, pray tell

is Natto?

A google image search finds this. I am afraid!

(BlurOfSerenity, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:33, archived)

It tastes worse than it looks.

It's fermented soya beans.
Usually eaten with mustard. The smell of it reminds me the time i got food poisoning and was shitting hell in turd form.

(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:35, archived)

Oh jesus in a chicken basket.

That made me feel ill.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:48, archived)

i imagine the kids of america are far,

far worse.
and maybe the kids of britain too.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:23, archived)

All kids are shits.

(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:23, archived)

i think

you could well
be very right.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:25, archived)

I know i am.

My mum is a childminder.
Whenever i'm home the little bastards are running around shouting and generally being shits.

(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:30, archived)

your mother is childminder to all children?

incredible!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:33, archived)

Yes.

Yes it is incredible.

(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:34, archived)

Possible.

I know I was. I can look back now and laugh, though.

(BlurOfSerenity, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:31, archived)

We're the kids of America (Whoa)

We're the kids of America (Whoa)
Everybody lives for the music-go-round
Laaa da da da da daaa
Laaa da da da da daaa

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:41, archived)

my sister is moving to japan to be an english teacher.

this shall freak her out. thank you

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haylith has been gone a long, long time, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:23, archived)

Oh my,oh my

...laughing so hard. Bookmarked to read more.

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Artamnesia, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:39, archived)

You are being sarcastic aren't you?

/Grins inquisitively

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:57, archived)

You might think that's fake.

It's not. Taiwanese kids are plenty fucked up too. Not quite to Japanese levels, but still.

(Tetsuo, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 6:41, archived)

Wait, wait,

let me get this straight ....

15 yr old school girls rubbing their nubs against you?

*books flight to Japan*

(asdfsadfasdfasdf, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 6:57, archived)

my kancho sense is tingling

WTF? the japanese are wierd

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 7:40, archived)

Haylith

(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:10, archived)

yaaaay!

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haylith has been gone a long, long time, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:11, archived)

in her photo,

she seems to have nearly missed herself.
quite an acheivement for a picture that is, primarily, of yourself.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:12, archived)

maybe she has a jimmy hill style chin

or maybe he neck is in fact james taylor

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lemony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:13, archived)

Thats makes more sense

than i can comprehend.

(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:14, archived)

i demand you redraw your picture to reflect what we have uncovered today

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lemony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:19, archived)

Already been done.

And better than i could.

(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:20, archived)

i think the true reasoning

is that she was in her birthday suit.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:19, archived)

Fucking hilarious.

Yes.

(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:21, archived)

hahaha

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haylith has been gone a long, long time, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:21, archived)

amazingly enough, a person of the female persuassion has come into a conversation and as yet brown cow hasn't tried to stalk them

i suppose he must sleep sometimes

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lemony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:22, archived)

i'll stalk her if needs be.

isn't too repulsive.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:25, archived)

aww, how sweet of you

*hugs*

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haylith has been gone a long, long time, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:26, archived)

you say that to all the girls

you're just after their bacon

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lemony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:31, archived)

lovely lovely bacon.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:37, archived)

lovely lovely lady bacon!

that's the way you catch VD you know

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lemony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:41, archived)

hahaha

You're still shit though.

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:25, archived)

touch my hole, fucko.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:25, archived)

I'll touch it with my fucking cock!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:30, archived)

bad aim and lack of ambition to take a better photo.

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haylith has been gone a long, long time, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:14, archived)

where

is Jack Bauer when the Prez really needs him?

ref thread
it's not a death threat! it's not! it's not!!!

(Jogolo, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:02, archived)

FUCKING SUBLIME... FUCKING FUCK

woo to the jack bauerr thingy pic jobby by the way

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lemony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:04, archived)

don't worry,

they're all dead now.
i killed them.
ANYWAY, i need to do the washing up.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:05, archived)

and you never did play bette midler

you bastard

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lemony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:07, archived)

god, i'm going to keep playing worse and worse shit until

PEOPLE STOP LISTENING.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:08, archived)

worse than Zwan?!

good luck

oddly enough i was already listening to the tide is high when you played that

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lemony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:09, archived)

god i'm trying.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:10, archived)

no problems so far

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Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:12, archived)

It'a times like this

that I'm glad that I don't listen to music.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:11, archived)

two people are still listening.

i don't know quite how to stop them.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:13, archived)

Guns and ammo.

(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:18, archived)

its tough working with fire and explosions from other pics

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:07, archived)

aye

that was my third attempt... tried blowing up Windsor Castle but I couldn't get the charges set... (never looked right)

nice elee btw!!!

(Jogolo, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:24, archived)

Jack Bauer needs to piss like any other man.

Woo!

(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:11, archived)

SSG

(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:50, archived)

what's with all the stupid lines going off in directions for no reason?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:51, archived)

They make you look more

attractive.

(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:53, archived)

NOT POSSIBLE!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:53, archived)

I'm printing that off

and taking it to bed with me for ladyfwapping purposes.
Nighty.

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Comma, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:52, archived)

you need something to wipe up with after?

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lemony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:54, archived)

Mmmm

fannybatter

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:58, archived)

SHE'S FIFTEEN!

which makes me want her even more.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:59, archived)

IN THE BUM

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lemony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:00, archived)

TWICE!!11!!

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lemony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:01, archived)

ver nice

christ he's obscene

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lemony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:55, archived)

do me!

yes, in that way

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haylith has been gone a long, long time, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:56, archived)

w00t to that.

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Shiksa, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:00, archived)

Hold on, just,

what the fuck?
Really?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:45, archived)

I'm afraid so.

the bill's in the post for getting it fixed.
this won't be cheap, either.

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evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:48, archived)

I'm going to bed.

You are sexy.

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Comma, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:48, archived)

I AM SEXY*.

*as a panda with herpes

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:49, archived)

i'd nail a panda

herpes or no

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lemony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:51, archived)

A panda in a nurse's outfit.

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Comma, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:51, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/443702

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:51, archived)

sorry to hear you're still in work

but it's *got* to be bed-time for me.
sheeeeeeeit. 5am. meh.
/saves up the gifs
/closes gimp
/says goodnight (well, morning) to everyone
NIGHT ALL!

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evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:02, archived)

huzzah!

now this is proper music

edit: you utter cunt

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lemony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:50, archived)

i strongly question your music tastes.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:51, archived)

i have immaculate music tastes

and thus own NO ZWAN WHATSOEVER

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lemony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:54, archived)

i just liked Spun a lot.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:55, archived)

hahaha

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Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:54, archived)

is everything broken?

god, I hope so. Then I won't have to go to work.

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Shiksa, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:50, archived)

(Hairy Midget, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:24, archived)

GO ON, THEN.

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Comma, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:26, archived)

FLEA THIS YOU FUCKS.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:26, archived)

i'm sexing herb alpert right now

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lemony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:27, archived)

FLEA PHENOMENA.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:30, archived)

i demand the optiganally yours version as well

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lemony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:32, archived)

i fail to have that.

as far as i know.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:33, archived)

LIES

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lemony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:44, archived)

GOODNIGHT AUSTIN TEXAS,

WHEREVER YOU ARE.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:46, archived)

FUCKING TONE POETRY!

WHERE'S THE FLEA IN THAT!?

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lemony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:46, archived)

what's wrong with you?

WHO ATE YOUR BISCUIT RAW?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:47, archived)

vote lemony

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lemony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:49, archived)

blimey!

this may just win as he's most likely off awaiting or playing with the new Robling.
have a Panowie

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evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:26, archived)

how do you know about him having kids?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:28, archived)

ahhhh

/taps side of nose knowingly

(he mentioned it on one of his currently infrequent board forays, then people start moaning about not getting their donation icons. quick play with calculator showed that 2+2 was most likely equal to 4)

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evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:33, archived)

you're more cunning than you look.

probably.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:34, archived)

far far more cunning. muahahahahaha etc

/looks very very innocent*

*but only if innocent=sleep-deprived

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evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:35, archived)

What a fat ginger cunt.

lol.(ironic)
/*I don't mean it. I love that fat ginger man. You know the one. Runs some dodgy up website.*/

(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:33, archived)

haha.

he has bitch tits.

i like his chin.

(Afflatus, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:33, archived)

(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:11, archived)

who was it who wanted zeppelin?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:12, archived)

I wasn't even listening to your radio thing

I just said it

(Hairy Midget, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:13, archived)

well,

everyone wins!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:14, archived)

That was my logic

(Hairy Midget, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:15, archived)

needs more spnanish flea

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lemony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:16, archived)

we'll see about that...

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:23, archived)

hahahaha

chose the right moment to put it back on for a dose of something other than S-Club 7

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lemony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:26, archived)

I can't hear it

but anyway the rain song is good, isn't it?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:14, archived)

Most beautiful song ever made

(Hairy Midget, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:15, archived)

BOTH!

obviously

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halus - no, not hello! my arm. it's in a loom!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:13, archived)

Hey :)

Hello you

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:14, archived)

hello yourself!

mostbestfrontpageevercreatortypeperson :)

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halus - no, not hello! my arm. it's in a loom!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:16, archived)

Some decisions bring unhappiness

therefore, indecision on those thoughts should be joy.

Ergo, you are gay.

(Plinq, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:14, archived)

Your logic is also

infallible.
You gayer.

(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:15, archived)

I think that you will find

that it is you who is gay.

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b2 I'm not really here..., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:27, archived)

Were all gay

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:33, archived)

Eat whichever has the most steak and kidney.

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Comma, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:14, archived)

steak&kidney *pie* ???

are you some kind of heathen?
steak and kidney belong only in the cake.

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evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:23, archived)

My... brain...

...can't... decide!!

(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:35, archived)

Your brain is fucking thick.

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Comma, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:35, archived)

aha.

ha.
Yes.

(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:38, archived)

this isnt a photoshop

just apicture i took of my kitten .

can someone give it a spliff ?

(maphive, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:54, archived)

My ear has been bleeding again

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:55, archived)

and now it;s hurting from cleaning a scab out of it

I'm gonna try and sleep, it beats being in shit mood

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:58, archived)

go on,

we can do without miserable cunts like you.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:59, archived)

You'd be lost without my inspiring wit

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:00, archived)

yes, there're plenty of others to take his place

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lemony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:00, archived)

AND RIGHT ON QUEUE!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:04, archived)

"cue"

you thick fucker

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lemony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:05, archived)

pull yourself together!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:05, archived)

can you play from a distance by bette midler on the radio... it would be my small piece of revenge for everyone who hasn't just had to sit through it 3 times

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lemony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:07, archived)

but then i would have to listen to bette midler.

i'm not sure i have the power.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:09, archived)

turn your spacehopper hat upside down and place the nipple bits into your ears

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lemony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:10, archived)

Sleep, in my opinion, beats everything.

Except cheap sluts
Night

(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:00, archived)

I beat cheap sluts

With my wang.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:36, archived)

If you sleep with your bleeding-ear down,

you'll bleed to death.
If you sleep with your bleeding-ear up, your skull will pool up with blood and you'll die of brain drowning.

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Comma, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:00, archived)

I can think of worse

ways to go.

(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:02, archived)

Like

gang rape.

(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:12, archived)

that's surprisingly optimistic

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lemony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:02, archived)

well what I need is someone to come and lick all the blood of off my pillow and then spit it back into the other ear

so that'd equal two deaths, so the first one would be cancelled out by the second one.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:02, archived)

Or you could just put a sticking-plaster over your ear.

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Comma, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:03, archived)

/Gives a spliff/
/Laughs at lean cat/

(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:56, archived)

Onions make me cry.

like weddings, but they taste better.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:59, archived)

Smoking

Is not a laughing matter.

(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:00, archived)

fuck

im trying to make her do some sort of karate chop right now

(maphive, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:06, archived)

This any good to you?

(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:34, archived)

stoney fluff

as requested

(Jogolo, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:26, archived)

Awesome

thanks you , i like both of those

(maphive, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:36, archived)

MEATLOAF?!!!!

YOU SICK FUCKER!

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:53, archived)

*loves teh loaf!*

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:54, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

*dies of joy*

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:54, archived)

okay, sorry, that was a bit harsh.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:56, archived)

You want him in you.

Admit it.

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Comma, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:55, archived)

*whistles "I Am In You"*

I'm In You!!

(Corn Dog, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:00, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/3818613

(Corn Dog, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:04, archived)

"But i won't..."

do what. I fucking hate meat loaf because of it...

(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:55, archived)

I should probably just pay for a psychiatrist

but you lot are cheaper
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

PS: GUess what. I've been drinking.

(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:48, archived)

OUZO

*cant spell*

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:49, archived)

that's dangerous

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:49, archived)

So there's some other board

just dripping with it today, I expect.

(Somerreign, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:51, archived)

i often wonder when my quotia of love is going to kick in.

i've been waiting fucking ages.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:53, archived)

You should hope that it never does

Just hope.

(Somerreign, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:17, archived)

Hehehe

Excellent.

(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:54, archived)

Your logic

is infallible.
Need i say more.

(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:54, archived)

WWRD

What would Robot drink... Shots of WD40?

(Somerreign, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:50, archived)

i love you because i don't.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:50, archived)

I love you because

monkeys are almost human.

(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:52, archived)

aha!

i don't think i thanked you properly for the pic you did of me, so thanks! the gallery cheered me up. *raises glass*

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halus - no, not hello! my arm. it's in a loom!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:51, archived)

It was a pleasure/

Really.
And your one is my favourire out of the lot.

(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:52, archived)

You have been drinking Thunderbird.

aicmfp

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:59, archived)

chump babooshka

and i think this is a sign i need sleep... night folks :)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:46, archived)

haha

farewell.

(schnurricane, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:47, archived)

Lawks!

(

DogHorse plop, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:47, archived)

You know, i've never seen more than very small clips of that video

I feel as if there is something missing from my life

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:48, archived)

Christ

and bugger.
Thats frightening./..
EDit@ Nighty night night.

(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:49, archived)

All hail the CHUMP BUSH!

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:50, archived)

Magic!

It's like a fucking ugly Olivia Newton-John.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:51, archived)

nightnight!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:54, archived)

Ha ha ha

That's fantastic!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:06, archived)

That motion from that angle

will most definately give me nightmares.

(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:45, archived)

it's

getting buggered from the bottom! WOO!

(Jogolo, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:30, archived)

More Babooshka amalgamating!

This time with Chump.
yay!

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:35, archived)

this started out as a picture of a microorganism

CFB [413k]

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droogii why stay still when you can roll, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:46, archived)

Fractaculous!

(

Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:46, archived)

ITs Fucking beautiful.

And i love it.

(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:49, archived)

RADIO for gays and vagrants.

83.149.101.8:8014/listen.pls

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:42, archived)

play some Bachman Turner Overdrive

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:43, archived)

it's BTO

their big hit was TCB

that's how we talked in the '70s, we didn't have a moment to spare.

(schnurricane, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:44, archived)

omg wtf

ymca

(Hairy Midget, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:45, archived)

you need to slow down, ASAP

or you'll have a CA

(

StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:45, archived)

*radioes*

/is gay and/or a vagrant

(

Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:44, archived)

i'm being forced to make a cd for the kids at a special school to do their sensory program too

aren't they disadvantaged enough without having to listen to bloody bette midler?!

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lemony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:44, archived)

Put some hardcore rap on there

some nice crunk beats should blast the special right out of 'em.

(Hairy Midget, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:48, archived)

what in fucks name is crunk?!

(

lemony, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:50, archived)

oh, SNAP!

(

StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:51, archived)

*points*

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:52, archived)

img63.echo.cx/my.php?image=freshbeats6kq.swf

(Hairy Midget, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:00, archived)

Play some Zeppelin

or else.

(Hairy Midget, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:44, archived)

don't be obscene.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:45, archived)

Achilles Last Stand

now.

(Hairy Midget, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:47, archived)

give me a minute or three.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:52, archived)

meat loaf is close enough

(

Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:54, archived)

he's close to us all,

deep down.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:58, archived)

the deeper the better

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Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:59, archived)

Your radio makes me writhe in ecstacy.

(

Comma, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:45, archived)

hurrah!

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:45, archived)

Do I need some kind of third party long haired plug in for that then or what?

Because that link doesn't work for me. :(

(Maybe my computer's filtering out gay and-or vagrant content.)

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:47, archived)

it's not letting me skip tracks

(

StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:47, archived)

it's a punishment on you,

for being a cunt.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:51, archived)

this one's good

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:52, archived)

Cowwwww

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:06, archived)

Quick and dirty

/Bored

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:28, archived)

my my, that IS dirty, isn't

probably quick, too

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abandonnship, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:29, archived)

The one next to it

is quick. I didn't get the angle wrong, It's doing a wheelie!

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:32, archived)

no way!

(schnurricane, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:34, archived)

way!

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:35, archived)

nut uh!

(

abandonnship, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:37, archived)

uh huh!

(

Shiksa, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:38, archived)

really?

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abandonnship, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:43, archived)

If you two ever end up with a room

take a webcam.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:53, archived)

Hurby Goes Uphill Gardening?

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:29, archived)

I'd pay to see that movie

(Azzek!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:31, archived)

Hahaha!

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:40, archived)

NOBODY FUCKING CARES ABOUT ANYTHING YOU EVER FUCKING DO YOU PATHETIC WORM.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:29, archived)

haha

(schnurricane, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:30, archived)

Un-caps and refluff

pwease

(Azzek!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:30, archived)

Fluff is for gays

and people named Billy Joel

(Hairy Midget, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:31, archived)

those aren't two different groups

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Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:32, archived)

truth

(Corn Dog, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:33, archived)

would you like to see my pathetic worm?

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:30, archived)

Pfft

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:31, archived)

Just keep taking those antibiotics

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:08, archived)

Define

Nobody

Shitty bum suck head features.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:31, archived)

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:26, archived)

i suppose you think that's clever.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:27, archived)

hahahaha

(schnurricane, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:27, archived)

no, i think it's tasty

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:28, archived)

You are the axis of evil.

You.

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Comma, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:28, archived)

yeah?

well you are the axis of... er....you... yeah. you...

/tired

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:29, archived)

what's it like having a fucking stupid fringe?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:30, archived)

hahahahahaha

you're pure gold.

(schnurricane, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:31, archived)

hahahahahahaha

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:31, archived)

Similar, I would imagine,

to having hideous long hair and a fucking shitty beard and being a tall Welsh git who is ugly.

(

Comma, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:33, archived)

yeah

what she said.

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:34, archived)

i am neither welsh

nor have a beard.
you runt.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:35, archived)

but you are a shitty, tall,

ugly git and annoying?

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:37, archived)

but he makes me laugh

(

StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:39, archived)

me too

but he also makes me cry...

(

Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:40, archived)

do some anus stretching exercises

and it'll be a lot less painful next time

(

StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:42, archived)

what about being an ugly lesbian 15 year old?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:34, archived)

That's fun fun fun.

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Comma, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:35, archived)

girls just want to have fun.

(schnurricane, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:35, archived)

Preferably with your sexy genitals.

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Comma, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:38, archived)

duh.

(schnurricane, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:40, archived)

Fun

but is it productive?

(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:37, archived)

its sexy.

and thats enough.

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:38, archived)

all true except ugly

He's the prettiest Wale I've ever seen.

edit: oh, and "hideous hair", too.

(Corn Dog, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:36, archived)

wasn't that W?

(Azzek!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:30, archived)

...

Been a while since I posted here. Hello.

(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:25, archived)

it's for the best,

nobody here ever liked you, and we never will.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:26, archived)

How

did you know that?

(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:26, archived)

i did a survey.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:27, archived)

Of himself

and the voice inside his head called McMurphy

(Azzek!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 5:21, archived)

I think you're right

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Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:26, archived)

has anyone else lost the red ex picture

well the firefox alternative, its a red diamond now, very off putting

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:29, archived)

nope, still the same

for me.

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:30, archived)

I'm using msn groups

last time I was here I got redex's, bloody thing.

(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:32, archived)

That's because

Firefox is cr....

No, I won't go there.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:33, archived)

*puts away smacking hand*

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:53, archived)

the msn popup thing is starting to piss me off

sort it out

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:36, archived)

what popup?

I'm only using msn groups because this forum recommends it. I don't have my own webspace anymore.

(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:39, archived)

you dont appear to have set your group to be public or somethign

it keeps asking me for a passport and password

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:42, archived)

*bwahh!*

Lovely Dalek *e'hm*

(Somerreign, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:56, archived)

__________________________________________________________

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Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:20, archived)

Wow

i'm in awe

(

StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:21, archived)

1000 posts of:

bollocks that no-one cares about

(

Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:22, archived)

Wow

i'm in awe

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:21, archived)

Double awe attack!

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Comma, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:21, archived)

HOO THE FUCK RAY.

(

Comma, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:21, archived)

I dont want to fuck ray

(

StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:21, archived)

Ray wants to fuck you.

And Ray gets what Ray wants.

Capeesh?

(

Comma, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:24, archived)

only Pete Townshend

and, even then, he waited until Ray was old and had hair on his balls

(

coco, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:27, archived)

wow,

joo have teh wastored joor timezorz.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:23, archived)

Sir Sand Goblin...

weingin in with aproximatley 39 times that number of posts...

(Azzek!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:25, archived)

You should be careful posting ebay sales on here.

Some "malicious user" could put in a stupid bid with their alternative username.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:30, archived)

Me And My Shadow

The Emo thread made me want to do this/ looked metal in hy head/ I shall subject you to it anyhow.

(Somerreign, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:10, archived)

what lovely curvey legs you have.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:11, archived)

Someone said that exact same thing to me

so for the year before last anything above my ankle has not been seen in public. *Real* pants are the go now

(Azzek!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:13, archived)

you look neither.

very good.

(schnurricane, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:11, archived)

Total failure

But resulted in an image. I blame the post on momentum.

(Somerreign, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:18, archived)

i dig the shadow.

(schnurricane, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:24, archived)

Woohoo!

Not a total loss, then.

(Somerreign, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:28, archived)

you're Jesus

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Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:11, archived)

Nope

I'm still alive, you see.

(Somerreign, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:19, archived)

you rose from the dead

EDIT: And I can see a holy aura around you. It's tomato-shaped.

(

Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:20, archived)

Everything

is tomato shaped.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:30, archived)

Don't I wish

(Somerreign, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:36, archived)

You're wearing a skirt.

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Comma, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:12, archived)

I'll wager that you are too!*

_{*probability unkown (has a habit of making bad bets like this)}

(Azzek!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:17, archived)

I haven't worn a skirt

since I was seven.

/fat legs

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Comma, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:17, archived)

That's more of a good thing, in fact.

/eventually

(Somerreign, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:30, archived)

I haven't worn a skirt

since I was 23. I will if you will.

(Somerreign, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:22, archived)

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:13, archived)

Looks more like the quo to me

only inverted.

(Azzek!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:14, archived)

get out of my head!

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abandonnship, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:16, archived)

But it's so cosy in here

and it has awsome pillows everywhere!

(Azzek!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:18, archived)

that's true,

the pillows are ace, if I do say so myself

(

abandonnship, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:20, archived)

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:18, archived)

The "Disaster" is only just beginning

(Azzek!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:20, archived)

I have never

felt so loved.

(Somerreign, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:21, archived)

in the bum?

TWICE?

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abandonnship, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:25, archived)

Yeah

Never. I swear.

(Somerreign, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:27, archived)

Strange.

I saw that in my head, and seconds later...

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:14, archived)

To be fair,

you've been seeing that in your head for some months now. It was only a matter of time.

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DogHorse plop, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:17, archived)

You want to sort out that paving.

It's doing nowt as it is.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:14, archived)

"RushWhoSpeaks"

/pedant 1/4 bastard

(Corn Dog, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:24, archived)

May want to

check profile.

John Crowley writes way more better than you.

/I think that it's meant more like Rush Which Speaks actually

(Somerreign, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:26, archived)

Eh?

Sorry, I thought your name was Rush.

Ahem.

(Corn Dog, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:41, archived)

I hadn't seen any other Rushes before I baptised me

I'm considering switching names out of respect for elders and such.

(Somerreign, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:47, archived)

What?

What is your name?

(Corn Dog, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:03, archived)

This is my first name

I'n reserving my second choice in case I decide to jump tracks, I'd like my second choice to remain available.

(Somerreign, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:11, archived)

I love the skirt!

100% of fact.

/edit: they are the most comfortable things I wear.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:25, archived)

Okay

Then it's a skirt, then!

(Somerreign, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:52, archived)

I made a little video

of one of my pet fish eating his courgette feast.

For no reason other than he's cool.
and yes, I am a fish geek.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:09, archived)

awesome fucking fish

(schnurricane, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:09, archived)

that is some pretty speedy eating.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:10, archived)

blimmey...

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:10, archived)

Don't look now,

but those green power folks have built a teeny weeny windfarm on your fishie's nose.

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DogHorse plop, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:11, archived)

hahaha

*belms*

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:12, archived)

That fish is the best fish I have seen in a long time.

You should cover it in glitter-glue and send it to boarding school.

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Comma, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:12, archived)

yaaaaay!

i like him

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:13, archived)

That's a fish?

I thought it was a slug.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:13, archived)

Yes.

It's an ancistrus sp.
Starlight Bristlenose Catfish.

And his name is Broccoli.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:19, archived)

cool.

gnaw.

(icouldbeahero, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:15, archived)

This is what I saw

img148.echo.cx/my.php?image=fishdance6jh.swf

(Hairy Midget, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:22, archived)

heheh

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Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:25, archived)

Bah

I have no sound on this shitty work computer.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:29, archived)

It's the main riff to cult of personality

goes very well with it

(Hairy Midget, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:32, archived)

WHOOOOOSH

That was the sound of that going over my head.

I don't know music because I don't use it, but I'm sure its a very nice song.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:52, archived)

Cool fish

I want one.

(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Mon 11 Apr 2005, 3:26, archived)

Ha ha

excellent. That's really disturbing.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 4:13, archived)

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