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[challenge entry] The inevitable
You broke my heart

Mouse over if you can't figure it out
(anon_12765, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 7:44, archived)
# GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 7:45, archived)
#
/hears ferocious beast

/sends for Hamilton

/awaits disaster
(Digireedoo Fuck off Zuowan, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 7:46, archived)
#
ghost busters!
er....David Essex....
(kaibosh, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 7:47, archived)
# DAVID FUCKING ESSEX!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 7:56, archived)
# yay!
this Nina Gordon song is the best.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 7:58, archived)
# some would say that I agree.
they would be right.
(kaibosh, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 7:59, archived)
# gosh.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 8:03, archived)
# hogs.
(kaibosh, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 8:07, archived)
# I did. And I still can't.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 7:45, archived)
# Why such doom and gloom for a bright and beautiful Tuesday morning?
I have surprised myself by getting up positively early!
Good morning everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 7:46, archived)
# exactly
the sun is shining, the bells are ringing below.....and my kids aren't fighting. What a good day already!
(Digireedoo Fuck off Zuowan, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 7:47, archived)
# a friend
wanted an "emo" style background, and i thought it turned out quite well..and it was an inevitable style thing so i thought why not post.
(anon_12765, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 7:47, archived)
# I wasn't actually expecting your reasons...
... but thanks anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 7:48, archived)
# and
the parcelforce man woke me up at 7:30 when i was nicely sleeping so I needed something to do !
(anon_12765, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 7:49, archived)
# ParcelForce men are lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 7:50, archived)
# i concur
especially when they bring the item you've been waiting for ages on yay *happy dance*
(anon_12765, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 7:51, archived)
# I'm wearing my b3ta tshirt today.
EVERYTIME my Mum sees it she said 'oh, that's a nice dog face'.
I hope she means the tshirt.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 7:53, archived)
# pffft!
(Tinfoil Fez, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:31, archived)
# And I didn't...
...want them!
(I helped save b3ta! DancesWithWeezils, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 7:54, archived)
# How ungrateful.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 7:55, archived)
# emo
yeah emo was the first thing i thought when i saw it..very chemically romantic.
(I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 8:13, archived)
# i'm playing
HAPPY.
on breakfast radio.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 7:47, archived)
# HURRAH!
I can't hear it (the link never works for me) but I will imagine it, and swoon over your lovely voice.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 7:49, archived)
# haha.
yes, my lovely sexy voice...
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 7:50, archived)
# I'm imagining a cross between...
... Barry White and Ruth Maddock.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 7:51, archived)
# it's very much like that,
only sexier.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 7:53, archived)
# SEXIER THAN THAT?
My goodness... I'm all a-jitter.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 7:54, archived)
# i'm like johnny depp's sexiest pants.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 7:56, archived)
# Bedtime for me

G'night all.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 7:52, archived)
# Goodnight.
Sleep tight.
Mind the significant other doesn't bite.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 7:52, archived)
# g'night
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 7:52, archived)
# niters -
woo burning image...
(Jogolo, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 8:11, archived)
# g'night
I love this picture :D
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 8:30, archived)
# ah, thats pleasing on the eye
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:32, archived)
# alt tags
they'll break yur hart evry time! sweetwurk!
(Jogolo, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 7:55, archived)
# Evil I.E. User :p
Alt text only displays on mouse overs on nasty buggy browswers. Use title="Your Text" instead.

For example:

(I helped save b3ta! kHiTe Post-Punk Retro Child: Indier and Gother than Thou, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:53, archived)
# Good mor
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(Digireedoo Fuck off Zuowan, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 7:43, archived)
# ning
Nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 8:01, archived)
# ning
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 8:04, archived)
# sunshi - ning'
and bells! cheers!
(Jogolo, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 8:06, archived)
# Since it's slow....
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 7:28, archived)
# Ha ha
lit up!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 7:30, archived)
# Ha Ha
V good. woooo
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Nutkins, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 7:43, archived)
# ha ha
discotastic
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 7:47, archived)
# Woo
Close encounter of the badly drawn boy type
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 8:00, archived)
# :)

Pimp-hat version of this.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 7:26, archived)
# I'm quite enjoying that
(I helped save b3ta! --=| Daz |=-- has been masturbating over a picture of you since, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 7:28, archived)
# Nice anim
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 7:29, archived)
# I
enjoy the water action
(kaibosh, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 7:30, archived)
# ooooh, that's nice
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 7:48, archived)
# fly
- ning' all! just because...


edit: add redo



source
(Jogolo, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 6:42, archived)
# krunk,
yo.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 6:49, archived)
# excellent source page
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 6:51, archived)
# ready for some early morning radio?
starting at 7.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 6:53, archived)
# oh, yeah.
(it's 2 a.m. here, so it's REALLY early morning radio)
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 6:58, archived)
# good lord.
well, i better get on it.
*considers toast instead*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 6:58, archived)
# I'm not
but will listen anyway

drank half a bottle of whiskey followed by some chinese ninja fighting fiml with lots of blood followed by about 2 hours of sleep and now have to sensiblise myself befor emy driving lesson

plase help
(I helped save b3ta! --=| Daz |=-- has been masturbating over a picture of you since, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 6:59, archived)
# hmmm, the following music will not help.
83.149.101.8:8014/listen.pls
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 7:03, archived)
# ah
the classics.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 7:05, archived)
# hella yeh.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 7:05, archived)
# Correct
this is not helping, hmph :(

oh well


/still listening anway
(I helped save b3ta! --=| Daz |=-- has been masturbating over a picture of you since, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 7:09, archived)
# it's a lesson.
things never get better, just trust in tacky music.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 7:11, archived)
# I dunno.
This is definitely getting better. I'm not sure what's gonna be better than Aerosmith, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 7:13, archived)
# it's going to be difficult to top.
i think i can do it though.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 7:15, archived)
# yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 7:18, archived)
# and that word 'yes' was said
orgasmically.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 7:18, archived)
# i really really need
to jump off the tube at baker street one day with a saxaphone.
and play.
trouble is, i don't live in london, and i can't play saxaphone.
BUT IT'S MY ONE AIM IN LIFE.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 7:21, archived)
# you've got some years left.
If you devote yourself to it, you can do it.

I'll play the geetar solo.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 7:22, archived)
# i pray to god that we can get gerry rafferty involved.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 7:33, archived)
# what's this streaming radio link then?
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 7:49, archived)
# it's a link to streaming radio...
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 7:51, archived)
# ask a stupid question ...
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 7:51, archived)
# do this
naked
(I helped save b3ta! --=| Daz |=-- has been masturbating over a picture of you since, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 7:23, archived)
# Being able to read the texts
I'm happy to inform you all that they are ace.

"The musical taste of alternative people can not be determined because they are alternative. Their heroes are spongebob and miffy"
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 7:01, archived)
# hahahahahaha.
that's awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 7:02, archived)
# It's dutch
we call it BrEezAh LaNguaGe, I believe, after the bacardi breezers you need to drink to write like this.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 7:19, archived)
# my girlfriend is dutch.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 7:22, archived)
# If she starts writing like that
hide the breezers
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 7:27, archived)
# You're new
You're not supposed to be good. Stop doing that.
(Tetsuo, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 7:34, archived)
# G'morning ^_^
(MrBeansHoliday, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 6:22, archived)
# I'd hit it
(kaibosh, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 6:44, archived)
# ah, but
which one?
(Unanalysed Smithery, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 6:50, archived)
# Is good
I like

/Borat
(I helped save b3ta! Liquid Crystal, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:24, archived)
# Mornin' all
(Unanalysed Smithery, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 5:28, archived)
# ahahahah
 
awesome.

'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 5:48, archived)
# Yay
DEAD POPE RAWKING!
(Azzek!, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 6:02, archived)
# I'm going to Hell.
I thought that said "DEAD POPE WANKING"
(Tetsuo, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 7:35, archived)
# woo woo
woofers! I hear him...jahmin'
(Jogolo, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 6:04, archived)
# ar
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 7:01, archived)
#
Pota-Toe!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 5:01, archived)
# TENDERISE THAT BASTARD,
before it's too late.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 5:15, archived)
# heheh
 
not sure if Syncubus is still lurking, but I just noticed this:

www.b3ta.com/board/4235917

woo! I say, somewhat belatedly.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 5:22, archived)
# ARGH!!!
TEH HANDS!
(I helped save b3ta! deject one time dreamt that he was involutarily digesting, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 6:06, archived)
# And I thank you for it
even more belatedly, still.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 12 Apr 2005, 13:08, archived)
# waaaah!
zeeeem! zeeeeeeeeeeeeem! is that a zim toy thing? where did you get that?
(Barkotron_the_Magnificent, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Accident... thingy... yeah


If only....
(Three Percent Battery Remaining, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:52, archived)
# i dance a bit like that you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:54, archived)
# don't we all?
(Three Percent Battery Remaining, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:58, archived)
# Do you like my hat?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 5:06, archived)
# yes
wait, i mean no, wait....

dangit.
(Three Percent Battery Remaining, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 5:14, archived)
# love it
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 5:00, archived)
# thanks
took bloody forever too.
(Three Percent Battery Remaining, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 5:15, archived)
# She's lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 12 Apr 2005, 7:56, archived)
# Woo
where's the source from?
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 8:05, archived)
# I dunno
i got it form a freind.

(Three Percent Battery Remaining, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 17:45, archived)
# That dance goes well with
the streaming radio

*see above*

"look at the monkey.."
(unkle77 Click sig for totally ambient tunes!, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 8:23, archived)
# May not be as you think...
www.freewebs.com/goatse/
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:30, archived)
# tell me what it is first...
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:31, archived)
# it's fucking bizarre, that's what it is
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:31, archived)
# NO WHAT THE HELL IS IT?
it better not be no goaste!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:32, archived)
# i never
had the privelage of seein www.goatse.cx
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:35, archived)
# it is not a privledge...
it's torture!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:38, archived)
# I'll say
I can't understand a fucking word. It's like the enigma code.
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:33, archived)
# more like the davinci code
because it's shit
whatever it is
(Flabbergaster laughs at danger (and breaks all the rules), Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:34, archived)
# i have no idea
something about we are all cool and gothic or skater
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:32, archived)
# I want to know
why you went on this site in the first place
(Flabbergaster laughs at danger (and breaks all the rules), Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:37, archived)
# This site has every thing i hate...
and i'm not kidding...
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:38, archived)
# ahahah
 
Dutch n00bs.

heh.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:42, archived)
# well i never!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:53, archived)
# oh yes you did!
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 5:13, archived)
# That looks like that bird from that show
You know, the one about the camp place and all the 50s-ish dickheadery and all that shit... Hi-de-hi or some such. Shitarse program that was.
(Tetsuo, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 7:38, archived)
# one more before bed
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
Fact:spock is a ganster.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:25, archived)
# Spock is wearing an anorak and is therefore a trainspotter
AICMFP
(Flabbergaster laughs at danger (and breaks all the rules), Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:26, archived)
# no the correct answer is spock is a gangster
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:30, archived)
# I still
like my answer better
(Flabbergaster laughs at danger (and breaks all the rules), Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:35, archived)
# At some point in the near future
I am going to sort out a website.
Anyone who would like to help and give ideas or images or anything, please email me (in profile).
Right, I'm off to bed now
G'night.
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:14, archived)
# TEETH!
and lots of them...mabey 42...
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:16, archived)
# well, ultimately,
it would depend what the site was about,
but yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:17, archived)
# It'll be about all sorts of stuff
Pictures, music, anything that my brain spews up.
Any b3ta people who would like to contribute or be a part of it are welcome to.
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:18, archived)
# so basically
it's another B3ta?
(Flabbergaster laughs at danger (and breaks all the rules), Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:23, archived)
# Not really
It'll be my site. But I'm crap, so I'd be grateful for any help and suggestions
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:24, archived)
# Go to bed
that's my only suggestion
(Flabbergaster laughs at danger (and breaks all the rules), Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:25, archived)
# I'm going to
My eyes go all fuzzy when I blink
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:26, archived)
# Don't call it
www.alienhorse.com
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:18, archived)
# hey!
 
looks like that domain's still available...
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:20, archived)
# Looks like it
Would you like to help me?
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:22, archived)
# but of course
 
I can be very... helpful.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:24, archived)
# Use CSS positioning
e.g., www.positioniseverything.net
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:18, archived)
# My site is a bad example of all the good things
www.chileanrose.tk
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:20, archived)
# but I like teh tables
 
*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:24, archived)
# teh goodnight to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:19, archived)
# I believe...
whatareweyourwebsitebitches.com has a lot of stuff you might find useful.

/checks watch
/realizes its teh gay shift
/puts fluffy hat back on
(I helped save b3ta! BamaSS, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:34, archived)
# Fact: Albert Einstein is a pimp
OOOH!! PIMP ME ALBERT!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:09, archived)
# opinion.
(Corn Dog, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:09, archived)
# i think we knew that all along,
deep down.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:10, archived)
# He's been pimping his hoes since 1902...
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:11, archived)
# the law can't be keeping him down,
oh no.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:12, archived)
# working that corner.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:12, archived)
# damn straight he was. i had no competition until he came along.
Bed time for me. school today.

have a dancing gmos.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:12, archived)
# One eye?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:13, archived)
# of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:17, archived)
# ooh!
just like the real GMOOSE.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:19, archived)
# IS EVERYONE READY FOR MEATLOAF?
83.149.101.8:8014/listen.pls




next song, legendary.
enjoy, i know you will.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:07, archived)
# Goatse on my enemies!
www.numlock.tk
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:08, archived)
# *gets worried by mention of goatse*
*doesn't click*
(Flabbergaster laughs at danger (and breaks all the rules), Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:09, archived)
# i clicked,
it seems to just be b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:10, archived)
# My ex-friends band wanted the site :P
but he is too stupid
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:11, archived)
# Its really late so pearoast of my head removals


(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:11, archived)
# love 'em!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:14, archived)
# thank ye
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:26, archived)
# Gwine to L'weesiana
Tuh see my Susie-Anna
(Corn Dog, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:09, archived)
# i like the (Long Version) part
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:13, archived)
# but it really is.
SUPER long.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:17, archived)
# as sad is it may seem
I have this song already on my playlist
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:19, archived)
# Run.
 


Now.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:06, archived)
# That looks like an old picture*
judging by the logo for that bank

*might be wrong
(Flabbergaster laughs at danger (and breaks all the rules), Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:08, archived)
# yeah, I guess
I got it from google images... it would be about 2000, I think.

it's from someone's website about their travels.

Some fucking RETARD, as far as I can make out.

mmmm, comic sans...
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:17, archived)
# yowzers.
*blink*

this and vicodin are making me head spin.
but not in a bad way.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:08, archived)
# That's no horse!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:10, archived)
# BEWARE!
HORSE IS A ALIEN
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:15, archived)
# yeah, yeah
 
I suppose that was inevitable.

: )
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:19, archived)
# no
 
it is a poor little anencephalic kittin.

that kittin with the hare-lip in this week's newsletter got me looking at messybeast.com again - since my new(ly adopted) cat has a slightly deformed upper lip.

Aww.
 

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:19, archived)
# the attack of the giant australian bank-eating bat!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:12, archived)
# /coat


now i see it on here... i'm even more ashamed...
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:54, archived)
# oh dear god,
that's almost TOO good.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:55, archived)
# Awful
Just...utterly awful



It's great though
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:56, archived)
# g'night
i'll have msn tomorrow... i hope this is as urgent as you make it out to be :P
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:58, archived)
# It fucking should be
If you have any chance of being Muu!
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:59, archived)
# ooh... sorted.
ta for now :)
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:01, archived)
# Not a day in the past three years has passed
when I haven't thought of that pun.

Nice job!

edit: needs more maracas.
(Corn Dog, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:59, archived)
# I don't get it
I'm tired
(Flabbergaster laughs at danger (and breaks all the rules), Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:01, archived)
# likewise
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:02, archived)
# surgeon
sturgeon
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:03, archived)
# oooooh
like a sturgeon
(Corn Dog, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:04, archived)
# Touched for the very first time?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:05, archived)
# eh?
if this has to do with the song i just quoted:
"I KNOW NUTTZING!"
(Corn Dog, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:07, archived)
# Madonna
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:11, archived)
# Strike a pose
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:07, archived)
# BUM BUM BUM
BUM BUM BUM




bum bum bum bum bum bum
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:08, archived)
# Get some sleep you
It's a school night!
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:09, archived)
# bummmmmmmmmmmmm
actually yes, i will.



G'night
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:10, archived)
# Aaaaaah
So that's a scalpel he's holding
I thought it was a bottle and he was some kind of alcoholic fish

as I said, I'm tired
(Flabbergaster laughs at danger (and breaks all the rules), Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:05, archived)
# Sturgeon = Fish
Sturgeon/surgeon.
The fish is about to operate.
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:04, archived)
# He's obviously drunk.
I'd opt out of that surgery.
(Corn Dog, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:07, archived)
# yar
har har!
(toasty, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 6:30, archived)
#
(Hairy Midget, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:53, archived)
# he fucking did too.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:55, archived)
# hahahaha
it's funny because he's not even really being crucified... he's just there.

edit: ahh, there's the blood. i'm satisfied now.

i'm off to bed, goodnight everyone
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:55, archived)
# Did you ever wonder
whether people tickled his feet after he was nailed up?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:56, archived)
# i always assumed he wore verucca socks
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:57, archived)
# i've wondered if i could get a helicopter that could fly to the moon,
i've wondered if it's possible to fit an elephant through my front door,
hell, i've even wondered if it's worth me keeping on living,
but no, i have never wondered whether people tickled his feet after he was nailed up.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:57, archived)
# Helicopters won't fly to the moon. The atmosphere is too thin.
A small one, yes
Yes

...and you have, now.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:01, archived)
# airwolf could
100% fact
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:04, archived)
# It wouldn't.
Airwolf would be a heavily armored brick in space.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:06, archived)
# did they nail his feet to the cross?
If not, anyone who got close would just be kicked
(Flabbergaster laughs at danger (and breaks all the rules), Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:03, archived)
# Yeah...
that's why he quit walking on water. His feet leaked.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:07, archived)
# JOHNNY FUCKIN' CASH!!!!
...as you were.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:44, archived)
# GAY DAD.
*prepares gay dad*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:46, archived)
# and i'm off to sleep
even though real gangsta ass niggas don't sleep.
(schnurricane, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:51, archived)
# except with their hoes.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:52, archived)
# i keep a hoe in my garage.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:53, archived)
# good night
have gangsta ass dreams
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:55, archived)
# oh johnny, what have you done to our money?
there's spunk all over it
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:52, archived)
# JOHNNY WAS A GOOD MAN.
did noone see how clever i was, following that with johnny cash, who is dead and that?
I'M A GENIUS! they should put me on tv.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:53, archived)
# CASH FUCKING JOHNNY!!!!
Marie fucking Jim.
Yanni fucking Ashley.
SSG fucking you over.
(Corn Dog, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:06, archived)
# even though I hate country music
Johnny Fuckin' Cash is the man.



The man in black even.
(I helped save b3ta! deject one time dreamt that he was involutarily digesting, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 6:09, archived)
# It's Pepe!
The Penismexican!
(Hairy Midget, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:33, archived)
# paaaahaha


today we made a giant tin foil cock sticking out of my friend's bag awaiting his return.
(schnurricane, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:33, archived)
# sounds erotic
(Hairy Midget, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:35, archived)
# you whacky students.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:35, archived)
# ah
but we're good kids though
(Hairy Midget, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:36, archived)
# Wouldn't that
hurt his teeth?
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:49, archived)
# I misread that as "rectum"
 
paaaahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 4:53, archived)
# pfffffft!
rectum? damn near killed em!
(I helped save b3ta! deject one time dreamt that he was involutarily digesting, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 6:10, archived)
# stick it up your botty.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:34, archived)
# now i's going to mount vernon
which don't mean i is going to meet some bloke name vernon and take him up the botty.

it means i's going someplace historical, innit.
(schnurricane, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:35, archived)
# pfft
crazy britishes and their talk
(Hairy Midget, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:36, archived)
# yo f'real.


is that cause you wears connies or does you fire blanks?
(schnurricane, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:37, archived)
# oi
wot is you on 'bout?
(Hairy Midget, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:37, archived)
# i have a friend
on about 70 a day.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:38, archived)
# why is there such good reception in a woman's poonanie?
(schnurricane, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:39, archived)
# because they are generally
cavernous and have sattelites coming out of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:41, archived)
# prez,

saddam 'ussein is a bellend.

sort 'im out.
(schnurricane, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:46, archived)
# blimey!
(Hairy Midget, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:39, archived)
# diggity check yoself before you wreck yoself.
(schnurricane, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:41, archived)
# straight up, nigga!
(Hairy Midget, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:41, archived)
# so why does you have mainly black dogs for sniffing bombs?

but ain't it a bit racialist

to say

aight, this could be dangerous

let's get in the bruvvers.
(schnurricane, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:43, archived)
# Yeah
Whassup y'all?
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:38, archived)
# god, i fancy you so much.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:37, archived)
# does you know arnold hitler?
wiv his... moustache?

'cause i knew a girl wiv a same one on 'er... you know, whoohoo. and when i asked if ee was like 'er uncle, she got well eggy!
(schnurricane, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:39, archived)
# hahaha
(Hairy Midget, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:40, archived)
# what the shivvering fuck are you on about?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:41, archived)
# when me was ten i used to finger dis girl called alice
and when she found out i was lettin' me mates sniff me fingers for tenpence, she said that i was 'istory.

is i 'istory?
(schnurricane, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:42, archived)
# i have no idea
what you are saying.
SPEAK PROPERLY MAN. there's a war on don't you know?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:43, archived)
# wot is the 'ottest thing in the world right now?



ice cream.


but wot is de problem wiv ice cream?

it melts.


yo. so, i's invented- da ice cream glove.
(schnurricane, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:44, archived)
# ummm...
are you rambling about that ali g chappy?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:46, archived)
# for real.
(schnurricane, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:47, archived)
# christ, i thought he was dead.
glad to see he's been resurrected.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:49, archived)
# i suspect you are being sarcastic
but i find him very funny.
(schnurricane, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:50, archived)
# well, i found him funny,
but it's been about 5 years since i saw him on the television thingy.
i can only guess that he's moved to america or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:51, archived)
# he did awhile ago
but i've been rewatching all the episodes.
(schnurricane, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:53, archived)
# i might have to search out some of his stuff.
i remember him being far too hyped and that at one point, but before that, it was well good like.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:54, archived)
# u is istory
(Hairy Midget, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:43, archived)
# the pepsican?
(toasty, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 6:30, archived)
# Awwww, Gibby!


Sorry, it's a bit crap.
(Larry_Mudd, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:25, archived)
# all
seeing giblets! woo
(Jogolo, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:27, archived)
# that looks like a meatified version
of the cat I'm keeping in my basement
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:28, archived)
# Gibby Haynes?
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:28, archived)
# It's why you should always check for kittens
before mowing the lawn.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 12 Apr 2005, 3:32, archived)

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