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# Orson Welles' BATMAN...


See Orson's journey through the Ultraverse, here;
www.dekionplexis.com/OrsonWellesBATMAN.html

More shit here;
www.dekionplexis.com/WelcomeToTheUltraverse.html

Can't take credit for the 'BATMAN' body, that's Alex Ross. Inspired by the hoax story as reported by 'AintItCoolNews' and other such malarky..
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:35, archived)
# how many times do we get to see this?
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:36, archived)
# Well...
Thrice,..if ya lucky...or licky,..depends how fruity I'm a feelin'..
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:39, archived)
# eleven?
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:39, archived)
# god I hope so
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:40, archived)
# No..
You're supposed to smile and tell me how talnted I am. Yes, talnted.
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:42, archived)
# tainted?
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:43, archived)
# if you collect them all
you get a free blister
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:43, archived)
# just a quicky i knocked up!
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:33, archived)
#
*quickly wipes peanut butter off cock*
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:34, archived)
# get out of my hen house you pervert
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:39, archived)
# Woo!
thats very good 8) off to watch the footie now!
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:35, archived)
#
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:31, archived)
# fantastic
much woo toward you
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:33, archived)
# hey
thats really cool
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:33, archived)
# oohh
that's great
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:34, archived)
#
neato!
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:36, archived)
# nice!~
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:41, archived)
# BARR-BUU-RAAAA
.
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:58, archived)
# wooo
she's fucking beautiful :O
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:20, archived)
# i posted this last night, i was going to finish it today, but i don't know what else to do to finish it off


any ideas?
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:28, archived)
# Beak?
Furtive?
JaffaCakes? (Oh pleaseohpleaseohplease)

Edit: Right, i'm off for a few hours sleep. Night all!
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:28, archived)
# jaffacakes it is
hmm
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:34, archived)
# I got some free jaffacakes
yesterday from the import shop because they were 6 months expired.
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:37, archived)
# keep posting
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:29, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
His hair pushes mine for anti cool
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:31, archived)
# i say,
is that a woman shagging in the back?
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:32, archived)
# hahahahahaha
love it 8) go on tone
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:33, archived)
# where do
the batterys go?

batteries... battrys... oh bugger...

.. spell check
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:29, archived)
# shotgun
book of the undead

bloody woo mind

edit: cheers
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:30, archived)
# if you are referring t the necronomicon,
that is the book of the dead, not the undead (although it does involve the undead, as you are no doubt aware)
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:33, archived)
# you could add ground
or background, or an icecream cone
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:31, archived)
# don't know
but never ever give it a beak!
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:42, archived)
# a hat with a flower! :)
or a snowboard


(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:55, archived)
#


Starring: Hattie Jacques, Sid al-Zarqawi, Joan Sims and Kenneth Williams.
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:24, archived)
# pfffffffffffft
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:50, archived)
# a sympathy pfffttttt! thanks!
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 20:02, archived)
# I killed something
Die little bollox!!

Sorry about the filesize.. had no idea how to optimize it any further!!
the avi file with sound
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:21, archived)
# YES
THIS
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:22, archived)
#
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:23, archived)
# 417 kb - argh!
if you're using imageready increase the lossy...

is woo though nonetheless
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:23, archived)
# ooooo
that was an itch that needed to be scratched!!
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:24, archived)
# What is that? I've seen it somewhere.
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:24, archived)
# how long does half a meg
take on 56k? i cant remember. is refreshing a big problem on this site?
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:24, archived)
# ...
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:26, archived)
# Arf!
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:28, archived)
# right....
i'll sit smug with my 2 meg ntl then :P
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:29, archived)
# I have the chuffing 600k still
You couldn't tell me how to switch on the upgrade please?
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:57, archived)
# Hahaha
Great comedy timing, you picked the perfect moment for it.
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:26, archived)
# thats great...
and inspired me to pearoast this for you ...
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:26, archived)
# reminds me a little of my
Demi Moore!
alt text for answer
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:43, archived)
# damn you!
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:46, archived)
# BOB ROSS!
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:57, archived)
# woo..
I got it down to 360k using 16 colours...

dropping to 8 loses the red.

woo anyway !!

(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:29, archived)
# there should be medals
for this kind of thing (:
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:31, archived)
# Heres.......
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:34, archived)
# ooh it`s lovely but definitely too big
try dropping a couple of frames.. it`ll make it jerky, but you can always make a link to the big version

check out Lemony`s thing

www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation

very nice anim though
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:35, archived)
# The lamest bandwagon post ever
Yet, I dinnae think it's bindun.

www.eusu.ed.ac.uk/clubs/shotokan/tesco.htm

Edit: This is my only Tesco Value post, ever!
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:14, archived)
# Pfft.
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:15, archived)
# haha
i actually found that funny :D
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:16, archived)
# I'm going to have to give you credit non the less
For the effort expended there
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:16, archived)
# effort:
Steal Tesco Value logo
Add "Image" in tattyshop
Save File
Upload to an ASCII art site
Save resultant page
Upload to web server
Post on messageboard.

(minimal)

Hope the uni don't notice the abuse of the server...

(gah!)
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:19, archived)
# you could...
have used www.sebastian-r.de/asciiart/ since that doesn't leave a tag on your "image" ;-)
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:22, archived)
# Compared to:
Think of idea
Don't do it

But yeah, admittedly i thought you had typed it out, pfft.

(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:23, archived)
# well
I didn't even go to the effort of removing the tag! I am teh LAZY! : )
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:25, archived)
# top one
nice one
get sorted.

woo yay
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:25, archived)
# .
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:13, archived)
# Oooh, those little hooligans
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:14, archived)
# Hello
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:16, archived)
# *queues up worst music*
*turns volume up*

Hey there
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:18, archived)
# But I like R.E.M
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:20, archived)
# woo Gorillaz!
the new album is ace :)
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:17, archived)
# Another
for me profile a ;)
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:18, archived)
# hehe
ace
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:24, archived)
# -------
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:10, archived)
#
i would (the toad that is)
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:11, archived)
#
what about 'ol slumpy in the background there!
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:12, archived)
# she is
rather slumpy isn't she?
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:12, archived)
# mindpiss.
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:14, archived)
# Buzz
hehehehe Woo Woo! Love the frog 8)
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:11, archived)
# lick the toad!
LICK IT!
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:12, archived)
# Frog in the throat



*fwap*
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:12, archived)
# the toad seems
remarkably apathetic to its own rimjob.
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:13, archived)
# I think it would take more than that to put expression on a toads face
What with them not having expressions...
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:15, archived)
# in the ARSE.
TWICE.
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:13, archived)
# What's that supposed to mean?
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:17, archived)
# Check out the atroshish posture...
...of the gal on the right.


woo to toad licking
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:13, archived)
# she's got
immense invisible carrier bags
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:16, archived)
# Antisemite Sam
next in the line of WW2 related stuff. (Inspired by Johnny Bigwood and Nomis Catfuck)Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:06, archived)
# what a great pun
woo, yay, houpla!
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:08, archived)
# Cheers.
wanna see the others?
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:09, archived)
# sure
link me up, home fries
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:09, archived)
# Adolphin hitler
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:11, archived)
# *kills self*
hahahaha
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:12, archived)
# true
genius.....

(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:13, archived)
# link?
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:12, archived)
# Sounds
nuff dodge! ;)
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:09, archived)
# dum de dum
Image hosted by Photobucket.com

de dum....

(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:59, archived)
#
it's a real pane thats why!
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:00, archived)
# it burns! it burns!
aaarrrrgggghhhhh teh punnage
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:02, archived)
#
sorry!

makes new brain out of cardboard for cciulla
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:03, archived)
# *throws liquids*
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:04, archived)
# cheers.
/installs new cardboard brain.

ex-cell-ent.
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:05, archived)
# Is it not soggy?
/confused
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:07, archived)
# Rather dry, I'm afraid.
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:15, archived)
#
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:19, archived)
# Oh, the *brain*.
I thought you were referring to my wit.

Yes, it's quite soggy. Ta.
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Only a clever conspiracy theory
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:55, archived)
# Like your 1st post 8)
Would have made me spit me dinner out, if i had been eating!
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:57, archived)
# Shoe Down
Flash cartoon for the masses. This ones a real epic, hope you enjoy :D

Click me!

Now I'll go get my life sorted...
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:54, archived)
#
what the.... (jealous cus i can't do flashy things)
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:56, archived)
# oh
bugger


"Sorry, this site is temporarily unavailable!
The web site you are trying to access has exceeded its allocated data transfer. Visit our help area for more information.

Access to this site will be restored within an hour. Please try again later.
http://"

(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:00, archived)
#
sorry, that must have been me!
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:01, archived)
# reminds me
of a classic game of the chair that isn't there...

ahhh
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:01, archived)
# that's fantastic.
:)
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:01, archived)
# How topical of Enid Blyton

more of this shit in my profile
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:54, archived)
#
should be entitled 'the rest of the boys learn how to fwap!
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:58, archived)
# he's equipped for more advanced techniques than fwapping!
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:59, archived)
#
even the dogs getting in on the action!
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:02, archived)
# I was trying to go for
Seven "fuck the dog" or summat like that originally...

I worked for a housing association one summer-- a chav kid was fucking a dog when one of the officers went to inspect their property.

Vile little bastard.
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:09, archived)
# timmy
tim
tim
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:21, archived)
# that was the famous five,
fool
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:39, archived)
# round our way
they dont need to learn....

I had occasion to go to my local clinic last week, and there were not one, but 5 teenage girls all sitting looking none too happy, with 5 equally unhappy mothers... and they were not in for flu jabs....

(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:02, archived)
#
had they cut themselves?
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:05, archived)
# why would they be going to the clap clinic
for just a cut? Or indeed a flu jab?
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:11, archived)
# lets just say


no.

and if they had said no, they would not be there..


arf...


all up the duffers...

young uns today...

i dunno...

whats the world coming to...


rant...

(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:12, archived)
# Yes love yes this is the Tesco stop. Now get the fuck off!
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:49, archived)
#
when she said she wanted a scotch on the rocks.....
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:52, archived)
# Pfft, love it
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:52, archived)
#
i think your very pretty actually! (hopes she pays for the candle-lit dinner)
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:55, archived)
# beware!
he's from "welwyn garden city"
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:58, archived)
# How very primary school ;)
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:59, archived)
# My 1st mean 1 tho!
:/ hehehehehe
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:55, archived)
# ...sorry!
Driver:- You're not my usual quarry, but...

..
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:55, archived)
# .
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:35, archived)
# ok!
...............
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:36, archived)
# thanks!
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:36, archived)
# *takes balls*

...are you sure you want to give me these?

*pulls sharply*
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:36, archived)
# pffft
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:39, archived)
# THAT
is a work of art
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:37, archived)
# hooray!
balls!
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:37, archived)
# can i have a
football and a tennis ball please
you are so kind :)
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:38, archived)
# I have decided
you're trolling on purpose
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:39, archived)
# yep
was borderline until that post
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:40, archived)
# must....resist.....
.... reposting... all those... 2D pics...from...today....

*grimmace
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:40, archived)
# Pffft!
.
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:41, archived)
# no you mustn't resist,
give in to the voices
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:42, archived)
# gah!




I'd better stop there, think I'm getting mildly obsessed

edit: sorry to dial-up, I actually think I'm going quite mad here
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:46, archived)
# haha
i had not seen the woo and the second one :D i was obviously in college when you posted them... post more!
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:48, archived)
# i thought it was a rather nice voice
a bit high maybe, but not evil
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:50, archived)
# hehehehehehe
you have re done the Woo! Woo to it too 8)
Seaman knows all about 2D's loaded fingers!
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:53, archived)
# yeah, I made it a bit more slicker than it was
:) woo!

troll or not troll, it's been a fun day
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:57, archived)
# Troll??
:/

EDIT: and yes has been fun ;)
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:00, archived)
# It's 2D I speak of
seems more and more likely
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:01, archived)
# Dont understand the Troll bit?
:/ deeeeer

EDIT: Thats me thats deeeer by the way :)
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:02, archived)
# here:
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:04, archived)
# FREE BALLS!
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:42, archived)
# class.
:)
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:45, archived)
# ahaha
heavens no!
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:46, archived)
# It's teh gimp!
Oh dear.
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:47, archived)
#
oh well, here goes the ignore button!
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:47, archived)
# Hang on
have you stuck the ignore on me or 2D? I was gimping the young ragamuffin.
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:57, archived)
#

(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:50, archived)
# ful rispekt
yoo manidged too spel too wurds riyt. Fings r lukin oop.
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:50, archived)
# boreeeeddd
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//edit// so bored i forgot to add in the image tag
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:34, archived)
# aw!
Post the flashing version. You know it makes sense.
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:36, archived)
# flash
winky with flashing letters, made for my girlfriend who likes hamsters way too much

Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:37, archived)
# heh
Heres my old hamster dancing


And my current hamster looking grumpy and cute
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:42, archived)
# hee hee
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(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:52, archived)
# she looks like
someone fed her coffee!

(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:04, archived)
# did you
eat the old one?

very nice (so I am told) in a nice pie.

(, Tue 3 May 2005, 19:05, archived)
# woo!
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:42, archived)
# Lara does indeed love teh hamsters
He can hit 'em for a six every time.
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:55, archived)
# awww.
does he need medication?

woo
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:36, archived)
# Hey little fella
i want him 8)
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:37, archived)
# WEEEEEEEE LOOK AT HIM GO!
etc.
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:38, archived)
# thats
pretty damn woo

hamsters rule
(, Tue 3 May 2005, 18:39, archived)

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