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Star Wars in their Eyes..

After Anakin's performance as Adam Ant, Anthony Daniels rendition of Boy George got the thumbs up.

(Pua'a ega-ega How much chuck norris could a woodchuck chuck?, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 7:52, archived)

hahahaha

I always knew C3PO was bent as a nine bob note

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 8:33, archived)

made this a while ago

when iw was pissed at AOL

Image hosted by Photobucket.com

now off to sleep with me

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Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 7:25, archived)

is you really really gone?

because I made this for you yesterday:

www.b3ta.com/board/4750492

please show your friend.

HARRR.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 7:38, archived)

o well

I'm finally tearing myself away from the screen.

'til next week... I gotta have more cowbell.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 7:40, archived)

I'm listening to Ug

by Mr Scruff, and I had to pause it to make sure that the cowbell was on the song and not being made by this mad crazy man. Woo and most certainly Yay.

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Dunquano, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 9:56, archived)

I made one too

www.b3ta.com/board/4750533

(mikebaja, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 7:51, archived)

'ning!

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mugatu, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 6:58, archived)

"whoops I mean boy, boy boy boy

ooh I love the cock.."

(unreleased gay disco mix)

...woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 7:00, archived)

hahahahah

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 7:02, archived)

yay!

so do I!

very nicely done.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 8:34, archived)

ha!

they're shouting in msn macros!

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spacehog, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 9:29, archived)

HAH! yes,

yes they are.

Stupid Eminem.

"boo hoo, I was born and raised just outside detroit... Now give me money"
whatever.

(hectormicro, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 10:09, archived)

Spider-sense... tingling...

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 6:53, archived)

Nah...

It's just the blood rushing to his head.

Well, I'm off to the gym now that the board's starting to wake up...

(Pseudonym, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 6:58, archived)

catch you later!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 7:00, archived)

...

[exits, stage left]

(Pseudonym, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 7:01, archived)

hahahah

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mugatu, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 7:01, archived)

Doesn't work if your limbs are too short.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 6:41, archived)

how many of these things do you paint a day?

I like them :)

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 6:53, archived)

I've been trying to do at least two a day

but some are too weak, and I've not posted em all.
With at least one bandwagon pegged per day.
I'd do more but; work, freeware/OSS-progg'n
and life(sleep, food etc) gets in the way. [/;-P

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 7:02, archived)

that's crazy

keep it up :)

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 7:24, archived)

hadn't seen this before

www.b3ta.com/board/4750532

huzzah!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 7:37, archived)

Floof.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 5:56, archived)

yay

I like it.

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sosumi, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 6:03, archived)

Moi

aussi. And aussi the breakfast one you did down thar...

*points*

(Pseudonym, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 6:06, archived)

*t'umbs up*

Funny. :) Especially at 6:09am when you're sleepydrunk. Cheers mate.

(FightingComet got Boost Power on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 6:05, archived)

you're too kind

since it's just a quickie because I was bored.

: D

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 6:11, archived)

also:

www.ouwho.co.uk/prozac.htm

HARRRRRRR.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 6:15, archived)

Pfft

I didn't know I had an Inner American until know.

(Pseudonym, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 6:18, archived)

HARRR!

I came across that page while looking for a picture of Numfar.

Here's a straight version of the Dvorak "Humoresque" op.101, no.7:

www.lexscripta.com/midi/classical/misc/humouresque.mid

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 6:26, archived)

but it's more fun as a rag

reality.exsgi.org/btd/midi/archive/jazz/rag/humores.mid

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 6:26, archived)

I've also heard

Edgar Allen Poe's "The Raven" sung to that tune.

Peculiarly, it scans perfectly.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 6:27, archived)

ah, balls

this is the album

www.bestprices.com/cgi-bin/vlink/617742041026BT.html

but the audio clips on other sites only have the beginning of the whole track.

It's "Two Heads are Better Than One", as sung by a two-headed beatnik. Like, far out, man.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 6:32, archived)

hehe, neat

www.malevole.com/mv/misc/killerquiz/

warning: flash and not in anyway related to humouresque

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 6:33, archived)

ahhh yes

www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue99/

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 6:59, archived)

doh

tried to glasscock the URL

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 7:24, archived)

it matters not

that was nearly two years ago, anyway.

: )

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 7:38, archived)

o dear

I laughed at these.

www.ouwho.co.uk/chickens.htm

guess I'm a geek after all.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 6:36, archived)

I may

have sniggered at one or two, perhaps. Just ever so slightly.

But I was pleasantly surprised by how how many I didn't understand at all.

(Pseudonym, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 7:01, archived)

Stop the cat!

He's got Gene Simmons again!

/re-lurks
/goes off to work on flash cartoon (expected release date in August)

(Somerreign, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 6:10, archived)

I recognize that tongue.

(staggs28, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 6:26, archived)

longeest tong een the woorrld, man!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 6:27, archived)

She has ways of making you talk

(staggs28, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 6:31, archived)

I know nahsing!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 6:33, archived)

I found a goat

and he's gonna ride it!!!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 6:36, archived)

this makes my night

and I haven't even gone out.

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 6:36, archived)

It's a

goat, see?

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 6:48, archived)

o! it is party tiem!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 6:55, archived)

im off to bed......

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homelesssmith www.homelesssmith.com, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 5:19, archived)

wow

it's late

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 5:23, archived)

or early, depending on your point of view

WHERE THE HELL IS EVERYBODY?!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 5:29, archived)

I would also like to know this

the talk boards been dead for hours...

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 5:32, archived)

too busy trying to lick their own bits, I suppose

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 5:34, archived)

yeah...

i dont suppose you have a copy of black and white to share do you?

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 5:41, archived)

*confuzzled*

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 5:46, archived)

...?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 6:00, archived)

yup

that

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 6:03, archived)

*dances the dance of 1337 googlage*

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 6:04, archived)

Is that

this one?

(Pseudonym, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 6:09, archived)

more like this:

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 6:15, archived)

is a wonderful game

but will take me three weeks to download cos of crappy transfer rates...

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 6:01, archived)

i have a copy

but it's not mine

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Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 8:01, archived)

Or possibly

other people's...

(Pseudonym, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 5:45, archived)

*sigh*

oooh!

5:00 already.

Time to get oop the pub and try for a bit o' the aforementioned.

: P

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 6:00, archived)

You off?

Well, I won't bother replying, then.

(Pseudonym, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 6:07, archived)

well, I should be

but most likely I'll sit here pissing about on t'internet before I go for a drink...

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 6:10, archived)

I'm saving my other packet of jaffa cakes for a bash

unless I find another supplier, somewhere in birkenhead aparrently.

(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 6:14, archived)

You there!

Just let me find my thread on Glassco.cx...

EDIT- here: www.b3ta.com/board/4750467

(Pseudonym, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 6:19, archived)

WHERE!??

*scoffs jaffa cakes*

(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 6:27, archived)

You

know Parr's Park?

(Pseudonym, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 6:29, archived)

Nope but I can get a map

(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 6:30, archived)

Hmmm...

Where in West Auckland are you then?

...How about West Coast Rd?

(Pseudonym, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 6:32, archived)

I don't get out much here

and haven't lived here long, one of those 'out of towners'
What's the address? What's the place called?

(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 6:35, archived)

Well,

it's called Izards, but I looked it up in the white pages yesterday and couldn't find it.

The best directions I can give you are: It's on Parr's Cross Rd, opposite Parr's Park. (That's sort of around the Bruce McLaren suburb). You can't miss it though - find Parr's Park, and you've found your jaffa cakes.

(Pseudonym, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 6:39, archived)

What do they cost?

I'm trying to work out how many I can buy rather than paying rent

(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 6:40, archived)

Pfft

I bought a tube of 15 Jaffcakes and a tray of 30 eggs for $12.45. So work that out... it's probably about $4.50?

(Pseudonym, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 6:46, archived)

I wish they were

on google, a few weeks ago. Good find!

(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 6:47, archived)

For great justice.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 6:28, archived)

That's cause it's shit

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 5:42, archived)

Who shit in your hero?

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 5:48, archived)

who smegged on your danish?

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 5:51, archived)

What crumbled on your piscotti?

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 5:51, archived)

Where did you get that bloody beef jerky?

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 5:52, archived)

Is that a frozen piss popsicle?

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 5:53, archived)

You feelin' alright, pal?

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 5:55, archived)

I assure you, I am not drunk

Yet.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 6:01, archived)

Alas, 'tis early here

too early, but work is a beckoning, gah!

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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 5:34, archived)

hello!

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 5:39, archived)

there you are

www.frenzy.com/~jester/racecar.html

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 5:58, archived)

Having my dinner

It's early eve here in the pac-nor-west, only 10 ish.
I'll olde som'n, once I've had my coffee. Maybe a monkey or a goat.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 5:50, archived)

You obvious cunt

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 5:39, archived)

all-new stage production

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 5:09, archived)

feckitt

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 5:31, archived)

While not officially endorsed . . .

recommendations were taken on good authority!

Edit: Is it too early for comp suggestions?

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 4:55, archived)

Holy Penis Pump, Batman!

woo! I say.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 5:04, archived)

probably, but let's here it

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 5:07, archived)

steven hawkins . . . in witness protection!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 5:33, archived)

Hawkins?

or Hawking?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 5:35, archived)

board's rather quiet

(kaibosh, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 4:36, archived)

hahaha

classic

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cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 4:41, archived)

I thouhgt I saw the eyes of the guy

impaled on the moustache moving. Stared at it and realised it must be my eyes moving from lack of sleep and too much caffeine. Oh dear.
Like the contraption though - Where can I get one?

(kryptik, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 4:41, archived)

I got a fever!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 5:11, archived)

that's a shame

keep photoshop open so you transcribe your madness in stream-of-conscious, paint-mash spazzes.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 5:22, archived)

cowbell fever, that is

www.weebls-stuff.com/testy/cowbell.swf

but you accurately describe the majority of my posts.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 5:32, archived)

I know not

what the hell that's all about, but it rocks!

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George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 5:42, archived)

*scuttles off to find links*

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 6:05, archived)

uheyah!

script: snltranscripts.jt.org/99/99pcowbell.phtml

video: webjay.org/iteminfo/471937/28aa77aef1f648b3e605991b77de9632

aww yeeah.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 6:06, archived)

pffft

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 5:45, archived)

George Bush commandeth ye to OBEY

RLY!!!
img295.echo.cx/img295/1526/bushrly7re.swf

(MegaProto, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:59, archived)

I have and would again

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 4:00, archived)

OMG!!! SPACKY GOODNESS!!!!

WOO and a YAY Sir!!!!

(Stedanmar!!! Salami Llama Penis!!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 4:01, archived)

YA RLY!

needs sound.

"THOU SHALT BUM!"

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 4:06, archived)

I'm going to bed

and I thought I'd tell you
because I am an attention-seeking saddo
and also
because I wanted to hug you
and I haven't done that for a while.

*hugs*

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Comma, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 4:11, archived)

freak

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 4:13, archived)

I want you.

GOODSHITTINGNIGHT.

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Comma, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 4:13, archived)

Yes, I did have a good shitting tonight

the smell was most powerful

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 4:14, archived)

Can I have a hug? It's almost Free Hug Friday here

(the weekly holiday I made up. has become a ritual here)

(Dr. Nelly Lemon, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 4:15, archived)

nobody has

*rocks*

*cries*

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 4:16, archived)

that has to have been the least offensive thing you've ever said.

*hugs*

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 4:19, archived)

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 4:12, archived)

But it would ruin the groove of my Depeche Mode.

Ruin it, I tell you.

(Dr. Nelly Lemon, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 4:13, archived)

I've done my physics revision, and I'm off to bed shortly

I leave you with this less funny photoshop, made for a mix CD i made a month or so back.

(Arkanoid, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:55, archived)

That am teh gay

in a kind of "look at me, I'm a bumgay" kind of way. Who the hell makes a mix CD these days anyway? Are you a former member of slade, or T-rex?

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BamaSS, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 4:00, archived)

Both

Goodnight

(Arkanoid, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 4:01, archived)

fuck off, T-Rex is good

and that is a nice pic

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 5:10, archived)

Now with 82% more bum!

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:49, archived)

"everybody cut bum loose"

LOGGINSED.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:50, archived)

and speaking of bumming:

www.catfishyoga.com/

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:52, archived)

They're probably just very good friends...

(scoob666 Ain't Nuthin' Ta F' Wit, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:53, archived)

and very, very flexible.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:54, archived)

If credit card ads have taught me anything,

it's that flexible friends are the best kind.

(scoob666 Ain't Nuthin' Ta F' Wit, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:55, archived)

"I love the smell of bum in the morning"!

Hahahahaha!

(scoob666 Ain't Nuthin' Ta F' Wit, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:51, archived)

"Gooood Bumming, Vietnam!"

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:52, archived)

"Gentlemen, you can't bum in here,

this is the bum room!"

(scoob666 Ain't Nuthin' Ta F' Wit, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:54, archived)

"Bums Bunny!"

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 5:36, archived)

you missed

the apostrophe in a'int
(or is it ain't, or maybe its aint', or even ai'nt or 'aint... anyway, you get the idea)

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BamaSS, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:51, archived)

Quick and dirty

I have made Eponymous into Angua...hope you like it!

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:47, archived)

noice!

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b2 I'm not really here..., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:48, archived)

...

I wish I could draw like that.

(Arkanoid, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:48, archived)

...copy from google images, you mean

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 4:02, archived)

not that there's anything wrong with that

being the source of most of the photos I use...

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 4:05, archived)

Oi!

I never said I drew it!

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 4:05, archived)

nor did I

: D

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 4:06, archived)

BUM BUM BUM BUM!

Missed my 2nd b3taday.

Oh well, have a minimalist furtive repost...

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BamaSS, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:50, archived)

lully!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:57, archived)

*still lurking*

oh my!

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eponymous Oh!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:52, archived)

do you like?

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:53, archived)

it's a good drawding

but i am disturbed by the breast plate

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eponymous Oh!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:54, archived)

Well, It had to be hammered out a bit......

here...and here...you get the picture...

/^^discworld quotage

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:56, archived)

a quick google

reveals it's a discworld thing

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:56, archived)

and the absence of neck

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:57, archived)

i'm not that quick!

yeah...just googled for angua, source looked the best to fit...

/I can draw like that, just nowhere near this fast...

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 4:00, archived)

yeah, just teasing

and check out these fucking winners:

www.decadentplace.org.uk/photos/199809-Discworld_Convention/

*points*

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 4:04, archived)

NEEEEEERRRDDSSSSSS!!!!

I might've gone to a convention....maybe even dressed up...but no-one would go as a wizard dressed like that, and even worse he went as the nerdiest wizard of all...Ponder Stibbons!
Is that piece of shit box meant to be Hex? Neeerds!!!

/just noticed the knob dressed as Death of Rats behind him...jesus...No. I'll never go...

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 4:10, archived)

I have friends who do do such things

to protect the innocent, I shan't name names.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 4:15, archived)

There's nothing wrong in dressing up in costumes and going to conventions

as long as they're hot.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 4:16, archived)

Word.

despite the humour to be found in the grotesquely obese cross-dressing ones.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 4:16, archived)

I would go actually...

I'd just put more effort in to my costume than wearing some curtains and a pointy hat...I'd hand-embroider mine and everything...I'd even sew Wizzard on my hat...and the staff, its a repository of massive power...not a sawn up curtain rail with a xmas bauble on the end...

/I get angry at badly dressed nerds...

example - www.decadentplace.org.uk/photos/199809-Discworld_Convention/unknown.jpg - they just don'y help themselves...all camo and a bumbag for christs sake!!

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 4:21, archived)

Fuck that

I wanna see cleavage

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 4:23, archived)

Actually, my old hairdresser

was drop dead gorgeous, but was into live action fantasy role-playing...(sounds promising doesn't it) I met her a few years later in full armour, smacking fat bearded blokes around with a rubber sword...a gorgeous woman, nerdier than me...if only I was 10 years older!

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 4:27, archived)

and what's wrong with older women?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 4:28, archived)

Nothing at all

(oh the stories I could tell)

But why would a twenty-five yr old goddess, be interested in an (at the time) 15 yr old spotty schoolkid...

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 4:30, archived)

if only you had been ten years older then.

I get it now.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 5:08, archived)

words to live by

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 4:27, archived)

In space, no-one can hear you eat a nutritious breakfast

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:43, archived)

Haha awesome

woo yay dibnah!

(Dr. Nelly Lemon, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:56, archived)

cheers

...as always, the ones I put a modicum of effort into get far less comment than the five-minute-wonders.

: )

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:58, archived)

I know what you mean

but I have a feeling it's because I'm new, so I'm temporarily 'damming' my picture flow.

Two topics up, for example.

(Dr. Nelly Lemon, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 4:02, archived)

you'll get toxic shock syndrome, mark my words

let eet out, man...!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 4:07, archived)

*marks*

(Dr. Nelly Lemon, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 4:11, archived)

Why

I'd give that a standing ovation, if I wasn't sitting down.

(Pseudonym, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 6:03, archived)

wheely claymation

torrent of a 2 megabyte divx encoded avi of the past hour's frustration and insanity. Click and seed if you are that sort. Man.. I am always on at the wrong time here.

(smoothie, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:31, archived)

a claymation that took an hour to do?

i'd imagine you could compress it into a GIF if you were so inclined, sir!

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:34, archived)

150 frames. people here don't take kindly to large gifs

(smoothie, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:44, archived)

i make those all the time

it's not impossible to reach 250kb, just takes some careful tweaking

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:58, archived)

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benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 4:00, archived)

holy fucking christ on a stick

that's AWESOME.

well done mr. strangegod! and excellent work with the camera movement, i've never been good at that!

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 4:03, archived)

(It's not mine)

It's his - My stop-motion animations look like balls of clay bumping into eachother.

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benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 4:05, archived)

wow, thank you very much!

would you mind if I posted this again now that people are awake and it's a gif?

(smoothie, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 8:23, archived)

You wouldn't happen to have a version

that's a normal download?

EDIT: Finally got ShitTorrent to work (I realised why it wouldn't delete fucked up downloads: whoever wrote it decided to swap "OK" and "Cancel" around on all the dialogs *sighs*).
Normal downlad link.
Animated GIF version.

'tis woo!

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benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:35, archived)

do you have AIM? I could send it to you.

you really should get bit torrent though. it's much, much better than your mother's sweet ass, even

(smoothie, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:45, archived)

Nothing's better than MY mother's sweet ass

100% FACT

(scoob666 Ain't Nuthin' Ta F' Wit, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:46, archived)

BitTorrent might be fine for you

but I'd rather not emulate being on dialup for my files. It's too sloooooow. :-(

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benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 4:03, archived)

ahahhahah

now I see it.

woo! and a yay!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 4:08, archived)

Breakfast of Champions

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:29, archived)

eww

scrote

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eponymous Oh!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:30, archived)

heheheh

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:35, archived)

kittinz!

right, the birdies is singing, that means it's bed time. night all!

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eponymous Oh!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:41, archived)

'night!

f5f5f5f5f5f5f5f5f5f5f5f5f5f5f5f5f5f5f5...

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:44, archived)

Hooray, berk!

(smoothie, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:31, archived)

I thought it was a baboon at first.

Now my eyes just feel soiled.

(scoob666 Ain't Nuthin' Ta F' Wit, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:36, archived)

result!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:44, archived)

Far from it;

you owe me some new eyes.

(scoob666 Ain't Nuthin' Ta F' Wit, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:49, archived)

put it on my tab...

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:50, archived)

woo!

i almost missed this one but my scrotula sense told me to log in.

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halus - no, not hello! my arm. it's in a loom!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 6:34, archived)

hehhheheheheheheh

aww yeeah.

"Scrotula sense... tingling..."

or maybe it's just Friday afternoon again.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 6:39, archived)

oowomp. that means good night.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:28, archived)

hahhahahahah

sweeet

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northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:28, archived)

*rofflez*

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eponymous Oh!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:29, archived)

*records eponymous as she rofflez*

*fwaps*

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northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:33, archived)

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benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:37, archived)

precisely

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eponymous Oh!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:39, archived)

Haha

G'night!

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benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:38, archived)

how do you expect me to date you when you look like this?

i'm sorry i'm very bored

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eponymous Oh!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:19, archived)

uh.

is that a vaginio?

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d d, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:20, archived)

of course not

*whistles*

although i prefer the word vagoonoo

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eponymous Oh!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:25, archived)

I look like this

www.stickfigureninja.com/temp/gasmask.jpg
and I dont want to date, i just want to fuck.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:21, archived)

mummy!

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eponymous Oh!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:25, archived)

Yes?

What is it, I'm trying to watch Eastenders.

(scoob666 Ain't Nuthin' Ta F' Wit, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:37, archived)

nothing mummy

*limps off trailing blood*

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eponymous Oh!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:40, archived)

That reminded me of my dad;

he had a broken arm for a week when he was ten because my nan didn't believe him so refused to take him to hospital. My nan used to be a nurse.

(scoob666 Ain't Nuthin' Ta F' Wit, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:41, archived)

pfft

class

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eponymous Oh!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:42, archived)

Indeed.

This is the same nan who was telling us about her cousin's son who got married and has downs, and said "There's something wrong with his wife too...I think she might be Chinese".

(scoob666 Ain't Nuthin' Ta F' Wit, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:44, archived)

That is one seriously large head.

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:21, archived)

More paint animation.

this is an experiment with squiggle.
do you like?

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d d, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:17, archived)

awww

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eponymous Oh!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:20, archived)

you're happy?

i'm muu! nice to meet you.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:21, archived)

Nice to meet muu!

get it?

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d d, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:23, archived)

meeting muu is always a fortunate occurence.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:26, archived)

YES!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 3:32, archived)

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