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The premiership would look a lot different

(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 2:38, archived)

I don't get it.

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abandonnship, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 2:46, archived)

neither do i

but im sure to someone out there its really funny

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 3:10, archived)

Perhaps...

It's a comment about Champonship Manager, and the fact that everyone plays at their local teams and tend to take them to the top of the Premiership.

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blueNine Bees with Knees, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 9:11, archived)

that's right

it only means anything if you know about English footy.

(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 12:14, archived)

huh?

not a scooby

(BigBadWolf, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 3:14, archived)

Noooo,

The Skate arent bottom, amend NOW

(darfbozo, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 14:44, archived)

Hi-ho! Hi-ho! Back flip from a bowl of rice FUCK!!

(zerodin has magical powers., Fri 26 Aug 2005, 2:27, archived)

herrow.

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You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 2:30, archived)

what the devil

was the inspiration behind that!?

(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 2:30, archived)

Re: the answer.

There's these internet commericals for some internet service, called "hi ho!", they're in Japanese but the words in the title of my pic's post just kinda sync with the begining of that little jingle in the commercials....as for the pic itself, ...I just...don't know WHERE I thought it up...or why!
www.sillymortal.com/neat/HiHoCommercials.html

(zerodin has magical powers., Fri 26 Aug 2005, 2:35, archived)

bonkers...

(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 2:41, archived)

oh noodles!!111

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 3:18, archived)

Repost alert!

Night

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bert grr picked his feet in Poughkeepsie, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 2:15, archived)

Goya Cola Champagne tastes like Irn Bru

and it's the same colour

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abandonnship, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 2:18, archived)

Another mystery solved!

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Snapper "That's what she said" - retort of the week, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 2:21, archived)

arghhyehbastidwivyerrepostsnshiteferkkingbleeeel

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 2:22, archived)

thats scary

really scary, i might have to do that with all of my friends...

(Abusive Eskimo - My post is here, at the bottom, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 2:23, archived)

a bash ?

on a thursday ? :) what happened to weekends ?

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Xkimo was at work on, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 2:46, archived)

it's not a repost

but its not good enough to constitute its own thread.

its my friend greg, going 'rah'.

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the nugga says please and thank you, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 2:25, archived)

well I like it

I would like it more if she were saying "fah". She definately has the crotchety old man thing going on and seems to be saying an "f" word.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 3:00, archived)

I think Greg's a guy

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abandonnship, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 3:04, archived)

well that's certainly a possability

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 3:07, archived)

/always thinkin'

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abandonnship, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 3:08, archived)

It's gay robot dance party time!

(zerodin has magical powers., Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:59, archived)

hahah

i like it

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 2:02, archived)

Hurrah!

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bert grr picked his feet in Poughkeepsie, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 2:05, archived)

Affirmative, Master Luke!

*does the C3P0*

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 2:06, archived)

You'll love the democracy

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:58, archived)

Haha

Fab!

(bobajob, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:59, archived)

Watch out, he's going to spit on your screen...

and, woo to faces

(Abusive Eskimo - My post is here, at the bottom, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 2:02, archived)

Frank 'n' Pob

together as God intended

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bert grr picked his feet in Poughkeepsie, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 2:03, archived)

Whats this franks full name?

cos i want to make a big mask, and go out to scare people in the street

and generally disorientate my friends

(Abusive Eskimo - My post is here, at the bottom, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 2:06, archived)

It's Mr Frank Sidebottom

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bert grr picked his feet in Poughkeepsie, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 2:07, archived)

Sidebottom!

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 2:09, archived)

woo to your assistance boys

*gets to a mask making*

(Abusive Eskimo - My post is here, at the bottom, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 2:22, archived)

Front bottom!

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abandonnship, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 2:30, archived)

Woof!

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 3:03, archived)

HEY YOU!

*waves*

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abandonnship, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 3:04, archived)

He was from Timperly too.

I actually went to see Frank live in 'concert' once. I got hit by Little-Frank's head as it was kicked off the stage.

Ahhh. Memories.

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 4:09, archived)

Peter Pan Auditions........ Tinkerbell

(bobajob, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:56, archived)

I'd flap her wings, alright.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 3:19, archived)

....

(bobajob, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:49, archived)

Arf!

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 2:07, archived)

A liberal roasting of peas from midday.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S NOT THE WEEKEND YET =|

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Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:46, archived)

I wish I could do that.

yay!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:48, archived)

I loved it then

And I love it now!

AAARGGHHH!

/I have chicken stuck between my teeth...

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:48, archived)

this ^

apart from the bit about chicken and teeth

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bert grr picked his feet in Poughkeepsie, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:50, archived)

On closer inspection

it appears it could in fact be part of my gum, but I sincerely hope not. Why can't I feel it?

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:53, archived)

Your gums

are made of chickens? How disturbing!

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bert grr picked his feet in Poughkeepsie, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:56, archived)

a whole one?

*offers a pitchfork

(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:50, archived)

You chicken-sucking melon farmer.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:51, archived)

I read that as 'chocken sicking'.

Damn you mid-week drinking!

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:53, archived)

/has a sudden and random urge*

*to play Xenon 2 Megablast

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:50, archived)

noice

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northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Fri 26 Aug 2005, 2:25, archived)

I need to be up at 6:30 tomorrow to catch a plane

should I try to stay up, and sleep during the flight, or should I sleep now and hope I wake up?

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Strawberry Dragon, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:38, archived)

is it anything like catching a moth?

if you can get a couple of decent hours sleep you'll survive long enough to get onto the plane in a sane mood, where you can then crash out, *ahem* sleep

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:39, archived)

yes, but with a bigger net

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Strawberry Dragon, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:41, archived)

set a very loud alarm (several of them)

i love the pic though :D it is most woosome...can i steal it ? :)

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Xkimo was at work on, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:40, archived)

sure :)

it was only a 5 minute jobby

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Strawberry Dragon, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:41, archived)

*whistles*

www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/110

bashbashbashbashbashbashbashbash

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:46, archived)

I'd stay up

but it depends how heavily you sleep...

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:41, archived)

I think you should stay up now,

stay up on the flight, and stay up for the next week after that, just to see what happens. Y'know for science an' that.

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bert grr picked his feet in Poughkeepsie, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:42, archived)

The longest I managed was 3 days

and at the end of that, I was hallucinating people and things in my starfields, and saw my little sister on the road outside whilst staring at the grey background of photoshop...

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:43, archived)

...or you can achieve the same result within just a few hours

acid :)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:46, archived)

Alternatively,

I'm hearing good things about schizophrenia. Very cheap and the effects last for ages.

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bert grr picked his feet in Poughkeepsie, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:48, archived)

I think I managed about 36 hours once

before i lost all co-ordination/speech/moral reasoning.

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Strawberry Dragon, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:47, archived)

BOLLOCKEYES.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:47, archived)

meep

(bobajob, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:31, archived)

compo it!

so fucking hard!

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:37, archived)

I like it alot.

But why is one worm backwards?

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grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:37, archived)

pffft

ahh Micro Prose, I remember ~~nicking~~recycling stuff from their skip, shitloads of 3.5" floppies, games, joysticks etc.

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:37, archived)

Maybe you should compo that ;)

(Northern Lovely, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:38, archived)

hahahahhah

best one yet!

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northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Fri 26 Aug 2005, 2:27, archived)

ITS MY BIRTHDAY

forty two aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:27, archived)

Happy Birthday Dude

woo for your birthday
(and yay for being a coupla months older than me!!!)

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:30, archived)

'appy berfday!

Top animation to celebrate with.

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bert grr picked his feet in Poughkeepsie, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:30, archived)

happy birthday

(beck loves everyone today, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:30, archived)

I've said it before and I'll say it again.

You fucking rule.

Ra whanau ki a koe!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:31, archived)

happy birthday.

And that rocks.

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MrA, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:31, archived)

thanks all youve made an old man very happy

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:34, archived)

birthday happiness to you.

you are more than twice my age..

I wouldn't imagine b3ta as a place I'd be at that age.. I always think of forty two as a sort of golf age.

(Mit, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:34, archived)

Being old

is no excuse for golf

Edit: not that 42 is old,of course.

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bert grr picked his feet in Poughkeepsie, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:39, archived)

i agree

golf is shit and forty two is fucking ace im suprised ive made it this far..

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:41, archived)

good night people

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:52, archived)

Na-night

Enjoy your birthday.

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bert grr picked his feet in Poughkeepsie, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:54, archived)

Or is it...

Sorry, i'm an 24 addict atm

though i did make it out of love for you

(Abusive Eskimo - My post is here, at the bottom, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:42, archived)

bindun?

(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:22, archived)

buwhahhahhahahh!

Excellent.

woo! and yay.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:22, archived)

Holy hell!

I wish I had a Mac right now.

mac.the-underdogs.org/index.php?show=game&id=192

*nostalgic*

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:25, archived)

There's some effective emulators.

MiniVmac works for me.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:27, archived)

I'm assuming that site has Mac downloads

since that's the original platform...

I'm stuck on a Dell Pentium 4 here at work.

edit: thanks! I'll check it out. Yet another non-productive way to while away my work hours. : D

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:29, archived)

In fact

84.51.145.142:2000/felix/mac.zip
Saves hunting for the various files.
NB Rather too cutely, you have to go special-shut down before you can quit the emulator.
Oh and you're going to need stuffit before you can open that archive.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:35, archived)

cheers!

That was pretty trusting of me...

*hopes you haven't set up my PC the bomb*

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:40, archived)

I just downloaded gridwars

and I don't think I can play it anyway.
I'd expect one file with a .img extension, and instead it's 19 files with no extensions.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:43, archived)

How rare!

Still, I have my memories.

: D

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:49, archived)

Yes...

...By the company no less

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:23, archived)

Reeeeally?

I thought they made Pot Noodle

(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:42, archived)

POP!

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MrA, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:21, archived)

Ahh, poor John.

Brace yourself, fella.

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bert grr picked his feet in Poughkeepsie, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:25, archived)

I would be too if were him

*finds John a helmet*

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abandonnship, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:48, archived)

It'd burst his big swollen head

wouldnt it, thats why he's scared

i'm not here to judge though...

(Abusive Eskimo - My post is here, at the bottom, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:52, archived)

Space mumps?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 2:05, archived)

Now

this will only sting a little bit...

(Pseudonym, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 2:38, archived)

Sensible soccer wasnt very good in 1966

They said it was over, it is now.

Lame. Sorry.

(radio_shak has questions, got answers, on, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:21, archived)

Best. Game. Ever.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:22, archived)

Fup!

You were on the ball!

(radio_shak has questions, got answers, on, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:24, archived)

2ndededed

sheer class

(lemonymillenniumbaboon, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 15:30, archived)

thirded

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Megalowho? feeds beefburgers to swans, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:49, archived)

Anyone hungry?

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bert grr picked his feet in Poughkeepsie, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:15, archived)

*turns heat up*

Soon enough I reckon

Edit:

I am tired and so shall bid you all a good 'ning!
Image Hosted by Annoying Frog

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:16, archived)

mmmmm egg

burn you tasty fucker.

EDIT: how rude of me. woo to the pic! great work.

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Ska King Cody, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:16, archived)

shame

i drew a fish

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connor, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:20, archived)

all your work

is so damn gorgeous
this being no exception

(beck loves everyone today, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:25, archived)

thanks

i like your painty thing down there... was it done in photoshop ?

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connor, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:26, archived)

yep

and thx

(beck loves everyone today, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:27, archived)

S'nice fish

that is.

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bert grr picked his feet in Poughkeepsie, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:33, archived)

Get in here!

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:20, archived)

Any more Swedes here to be generally annoying?

Because they will get dissed again.

(Dr. Nelly Lemon, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:21, archived)

What have you

got against root vegetables? Some of my best friends are parsnips...

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bert grr picked his feet in Poughkeepsie, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:23, archived)

Well I must say fruits are much tastier

And have brighter colours.

(Dr. Nelly Lemon, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:25, archived)

Fruits are tarts!

No class. Whereas your humble vegetable's got a bit of nobility about it...

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bert grr picked his feet in Poughkeepsie, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:31, archived)

Quite so.

Sturdier, and knobblier.

Far superior.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:50, archived)

Brisb3ta Bash - Iron Chef Battle For Drunken Honour

We'll have a few at the paddo, then ill drive us all to my place - we're playing the Iron Chef drinking game, while watching Iron Chef episodes on the bigscreen. Drinks and Food supplied by myself.. (Free Beer)

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Ska King Cody, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:13, archived)

You make me want to get on a plane, sir.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:23, archived)

I'm off to bed with a repost

good night everybody

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:10, archived)

i remember that

goodnight

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connor, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:14, archived)

*hugs*

'night

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:16, archived)

goodnight.

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MrA, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:15, archived)

not quite right but oh well im gonna post it anyway

(beck loves everyone today, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:06, archived)

woo!

Better than some of the shit I've seen lately.

Got a bigger version?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:08, archived)

i could make it bigger

if you want i guess
/edit oh thank you btw

(beck loves everyone today, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:08, archived)

It doesn't have to be, I just wondered if it was scaled down here.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:12, archived)

nah i just used zoom tool to make it

cause i thought it might look neat then at actual size....no idea if there is any fact to this or not though

(beck loves everyone today, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:14, archived)

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woo

thats lovely

(beck loves everyone today, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:09, archived)

Oh!

Thank you. It got amazingly trashed when I posted it, but it's the first (and only) time I've ever tried it and yours reminded me of it.

Except I do think yours works, it's very nice!

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jeez

those are some wide hips...

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Ska King Cody, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:10, archived)

child bearing

hips

(beck loves everyone today, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:10, archived)

last time i saw a child bearing hips

i told him to fuck off and that i didnt want any.

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Ska King Cody, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:11, archived)

Have the ribs instead.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:12, archived)

nah, i just ate his friends - im full.

kia-ora!

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Ska King Cody, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:13, archived)

Or...

'slightly bad perspective on normal hips'?

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errr.....

yes dear.

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Ska King Cody, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:18, archived)

I suppose people said that to Titian and Rubens, too...

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:13, archived)

Thats pretty good

woo

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:08, archived)

that's nice

right, i'm tired,so i'm of to bed

NIGHT B3TANS

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:09, archived)

looks pretty damn cool to me...

is it you?

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:13, archived)

yeah

but i couldn't get it to look quite like me
its pretty close though i suppose

(beck loves everyone today, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:16, archived)

this is the picture i was trying to draw

(beck loves everyone today, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:20, archived)

I think you just did...

(Very nicely)

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paranoiaman, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:22, archived)

your version is

better than the original IMO

(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:48, archived)

Bin away.

Had the decency to check Ye Glasscocx and didnt find it there, so I thought - what the hell.... Post it.

(big-ol - The Hammer-mator, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 0:54, archived)

*Splutter, cough*

Chortlesome.

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Tart Monkey, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 0:56, archived)

Bastard love child you say?

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 26 Aug 2005, 0:56, archived)

hahahaha

i just made some wee of mirth!

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bennyhillslovechild, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:06, archived)

Eerie.

Yet somehow an improvement...

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:08, archived)

"back of the net"

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 26 Aug 2005, 0:58, archived)

"smell my cheese"

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:00, archived)

In the matter of not touching the sides...

how does the fellow involved build up the necessary friction required for arousal, leading to climax?

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:04, archived)

I believe there was no mention of climax involved.

/case closed watson

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:05, archived)

shes expecting a baby.

that surely requires some exchange of bodily fluids...

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 26 Aug 2005, 1:07, archived)

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